The Wing Wong strikes back!

[Bailey]

20053608 [10:36:32 AM] Ilgivan the Newb: a pox upon aim chat's inability to accept those who use ICQ!
20053708 [10:37:13 AM] Meister: True enough.
20053708 [10:37:22 AM] Ilgivan the Newb: *mutters* I wanted to be married to some random person via magic
20053808 [10:38:10 AM] Meister: I simply wasn't on. Then again I think Sasami married me a few times already when I wasn't looking.
20053908 [10:39:03 AM] Ilgivan the Newb: I think that everybody has married you a few times already while you weren't looking, simply because you're that sexy
20053908 [10:39:54 AM] Meister: oO
20053908 [10:39:58 AM] Meister: Ooookay.
20054108 [10:41:23 AM] Ilgivan the Newb: *pulls out list, puts a checkmark next to meister's name*
okay, that's another one down, now I just need to creep out three more people
*wanders off*
20054108 [10:41:40 AM] Meister: *snicker*

[CHICAGO¤lollie]

neostephanos says:
'ello

FOXY¤lollie says:
Hi :(

neostephanos says:
What's wrong?

FOXY¤lollie says:
I am in an IRC Webchat. No one is talking. It is very depressing. :(

neostephanos says:
awww

FOXY¤lollie says:
I tried to liven the party! I entered the room with this:

<CHICAGO> THE WORLD IS MY BITCH, I AM AN OYSTER

It didn't work. :(

neostephanos says:
o.O
Later, in the odd IRC, WHICH IS NOT 8BT IRC :( ...

*** CHICAGO is now known as LOL
<LOL> LOL
<Infusions> O:
<Infusions> YOU USED A BIG PERSON WORD
<LOL> I KNOW
*** Infusions has left #IZFAS
<LOL> :(
*** LOL is now known as NOTLOL
*** Infusions has joined #IZFAS
*** ChanServ sets mode +o on Infusions
<Infusions> BECAUSE OF YOU I HAD TO LEAVE AND CRY
<Infusions> THAT WORD WAS SO BIG. D:
<NOTLOL> AWWWWWWWH SAD FACE :(
<Infusions> :(
And now for something completely different!

QueenQeeko says:
*yips with glee*
//CHICAGO NOTE: AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES [color=#00AAFF] BUT NO TAG?

QueenQeeko says:
*happy glee*

QueenQeeko says:
*gleeful type of happy gleefulness*

FOXY¤lollie says:
*THIS IS AN ACTION QUOTE FULL OF WORDS*

QueenQeeko says:
XD

FOXY¤lollie says:
Glee, eh? There's no glee where you'll be goin', no way hozay.

FOXY¤lollie says:
You. You are going to w00t Camp.

FOXY¤lollie says:
The decision is final!

QueenQeeko says:
YAY

QueenQeeko says:
*gleefully w00t*

FOXY¤lollie says:
NO

FOXY¤lollie says:
BAD

FOXY¤lollie says:
There is no glee at w00t camp!

FOXY¤lollie says:
Do you know whyyyeeee it is called w00t camp?

QueenQeeko says:
: D

FOXY¤lollie says:
I will take that grin as a "No mistar Chicago sir I do not know why it is
called w00t camp. Tell plz 'cuz I reeeeally want to know. Also you remind me
of bumblebees."

FOXY¤lollie says:
WELL TENN IE'LL TELL YOU WHYEE

QueenQeeko says:
XD

FOXY¤lollie says:
'Cause some bastard child who definately is not me decided to steal every
lettered and numbered key, except for A, C, M, P, W, and the number 0.

QueenQeeko says:
Camp w00 ? What happened to T? o_o

QueenQeeko says:
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!! DDDD':

FOXY¤lollie says:
...it got lost in the big trophy fire!

FOXY¤lollie says:
Yes!

FOXY¤lollie says:
Because trophies start with T!

FOXY¤lollie says:
And we lost all the trophies!

FOXY¤lollie says:
SOTHEREWASNOMORET OKAAAYYY

QueenQeeko says:
I CRY NOW

QueenQeeko says:
*ELABORATE CRYING OF DOOOOMM*

FOXY¤lollie says:
OHH NOOOO ;o;

FOXY¤lollie says:
*HANDS YOU A BOX WHICH IS DEFINATELY FULL OF TISSUES AND HAPPY FACES THAT
TOTALLY DON'T EAT PEOPLE'S BRAIAAAAIIIINNNNINNNNSSSSS*

QueenQeeko says:
XD

[BlackMageGirl!]

Thaumaturge says:
And what other news have you?
I'll never let go... says:
The test results are in...I'm pregnant!
Thaumaturge says:
*blink*
Thaumaturge says:
O_O
Thaumaturge says:
o_0
I'll never let go... says:
And you're the father!
Thaumaturge says:
I'm guessing that that's a joke, although lacking tone I can't be certain...
Thaumaturge says:
-_-

[Loyal]

zweihander13: *continues to kill the chat*
rippleofthoughts: Not really.
rippleofthoughts: You can't kill chat until you stop talking yourself.
zweihander13: Then...
zweihander13: *Just slowly tortures the chat*
rippleofthoughts: Better...sorta?
Kneumatic Pnight: *kills chat*
loyal2nes: *Quarters chat*
rippleofthoughts: *lynches chat*
loyal2nes: *Nukes chat*
rippleofthoughts: Hmm...tough to beat that...
rippleofthoughts: *death stars chat*
crazyman06883: w00t
loyal2nes: *Luke Skywalker's chat*
rippleofthoughts: *Jar Jar's chat*
crazyman06883: D:
loyal2nes: *Episode 3's chat*
loyal2nes: Silent Jar Jar!
rippleofthoughts: And yet that somehow is worse than Episode 1?
crazyman06883: Jar jaring the chat results in banishment and persecution for ignorance
crazyman06883: :D
rippleofthoughts: ...
rippleofthoughts: *crazyman's chat*
Kneumatic Pnight: *paul's chat*
rippleofthoughts: *Otaku Son's chat*
mammothtank x: NO!
mammothtank x: Anything but that, Ecurt!
loyal2nes: *Logicks chat*
Sasami Android: ^_^ dont' say that again.
Kneumatic Pnight: *Thompson's chat*
mammothtank x: 0.o
mammothtank x: The fucker.
Kneumatic Pnight: <<
Kneumatic Pnight: >>
rippleofthoughts: Damn...I can't decide which is worse.
Kneumatic Pnight: *wins*
mammothtank x: I meant Thompson, KP. Not you.
loyal2nes: *Point-Singularity Pistol's chat*
mammothtank x: ...
loyal2nes: HA!
Kneumatic Pnight: No, i mean... my action won.
Kneumatic Pnight: Fine.
Sasami Android: *Totally spies chat*
rippleofthoughts: *Hentai's chat*
mammothtank x: GAH!
Kneumatic Pnight: *AFC 026's chat*
mammothtank x: Ecurt, stop!
Sasami Android: *404 chat*
mammothtank x: No!
loyal2nes: *Needler's chat*
mammothtank x: Okay...
mammothtank x: *Ion Cannons chat*
Sasami Android: Awww...you know I love you guys. ^_^
rippleofthoughts: *Master Chief's chat*
loyal2nes: *Scarab Gun's chat*
rippleofthoughts: Ooer...I know one thing that can beat you all.
rippleofthoughts: *Angst's Chat*
mammothtank x: What?
mammothtank x: ...
loyal2nes: ¯~_~¯
Sasami Android: *Angst ^ Emo chat*
Sasami Android: I win.
zweihander13: CRAAAAAAWWWWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIN!!!!
rippleofthoughts: *Angst Krylo Chat*
zweihander13: WHINEWHINEBITCHMOANSOBCRY
mammothtank x: *discombobulates chat*
mammothtank x: What now?!
loyal2nes: *Paradox's chat*
rippleofthoughts: Okay, we all roll a die to see who wins.
Krylo Killian: someone said my name.
rippleofthoughts: Highest roll wins.
Kneumatic Pnight: *Deus's chat*
loyal2nes: *Wing Wong's chat*

[Red Fighter 1073]

this one is with one of my town buddies. here's a little background. me and my buddies were at football practice when we found this huge pile of dog shit. then, we went on to set up 2 of our friends concerning the turd.

rushilums1073 (1:59:15 PM): oh dude, remember the times at practice with that dog shit??
FBplaya752 (2:00:00 PM): hahahha
FBplaya752 (2:00:03 PM): that was nasty!
FBplaya752 (2:00:10 PM): ew.. danny is gross
rushilums1073 (2:01:05 PM): haha yeah
rushilums1073 (2:01:14 PM): i cant believe he ate it!
FBplaya752 (2:01:25 PM): i kno!
FBplaya752 (2:01:26 PM): lol
rushilums1073 (2:01:44 PM): that was crazy
rushilums1073 (2:02:16 PM): did you guys end up setting him up like you did with colby when he sat in it??
FBplaya752 (2:02:51 PM): he didnt sit in it
FBplaya752 (2:02:55 PM): he stepd on it
FBplaya752 (2:02:56 PM): lol
rushilums1073 (2:03:01 PM): lol
rushilums1073 (2:03:10 PM): i mean with danny though
rushilums1073 (2:03:16 PM): he kneeled down in it
FBplaya752 (2:03:17 PM): o yeah
FBplaya752 (2:03:20 PM): it was gross
FBplaya752 (2:03:21 PM): lol
rushilums1073 (2:03:34 PM): yeah
rushilums1073 (2:03:49 PM): thats some crazy shit
FBplaya752 (2:03:52 PM): hahah
FBplaya752 (2:03:54 PM): literly
FBplaya752 (2:03:55 PM): lol
rushilums1073 (2:04:02 PM): lol yeah

[Meister]

[20:41] Washi-Sensei - Sakaki Fanboy: up forward up down down down low kick low kick
[20:41] Washi-Sensei - Sakaki Fanboy: POKEALITY!
[20:41] The epidemy of the anime-esque femme righteous fury!: Hi.
[20:41] The epidemy of the anime-esque femme righteous fury!: I'm naked.
[20:42] Washi-Sensei - Sakaki Fanboy: I see.
[20:42] Washi-Sensei - Sakaki Fanboy: Or rather, I do not actually. Anyway. How's that working out for ya?
[20:42] The epidemy of the anime-esque femme righteous fury!: *hugs!*
[20:42] Washi-Sensei - Sakaki Fanboy: oO
[20:42] Washi-Sensei - Sakaki Fanboy: *hugs back*
[20:42] The epidemy of the anime-esque femme righteous fury!: ^_^ I just decided to not wear clothes to bed last night.
[20:43] The epidemy of the anime-esque femme righteous fury!: Hehe.
[20:43] The epidemy of the anime-esque femme righteous fury!: So what's up?

[Melfice]

[20:42] The epidemy of the anime-esque femme righteous fury!: ^_^ I just decided to not wear clothes to bed last night.
[20:43] The epidemy of the anime-esque femme righteous fury!: Hehe.
[20:43] The epidemy of the anime-esque femme righteous fury!: So what's up?

That... that was just great. Awesome, actually.

[Cloud Strife]

Neko Cloud - I'm okay now. says:
G'mornin'!
FOXY¤lollie says:
G'almostmidnightin', mo' like it. : D
Neko Cloud - I'm okay now. says:
Heh heh.
FOXY¤lollie says:
How be ye?
Neko Cloud - I'm okay now. says:
Tired! :D
FOXY¤lollie says:
YAY!
Neko Cloud - I'm okay now. says:
No sleep before a 9 hour shift! Yayness!
FOXY¤lollie says:
How will you survive! Question mark.
Neko Cloud - I'm okay now. says:
Done it before. Three times before. In a row. This'll make four.
Neko Cloud - I'm okay now. says:
:D
FOXY¤lollie says:
You are crazy and insane. And I am compelled to suggest that you have my babies.
Neko Cloud - I'm okay now. says:
... XD

[Krylo]

Just another reason to stay the hell out of chat...

Krylo Killian: Does anyone know how much it costs to buy a teenage thai girl?
Archmage DB: No, how much?
crazyman06883: ?
zweihander13: If they hadn't angered the gods, we'd have flying cars and world peace.
Krylo Killian: I'm asking.
Krylo Killian: I don't know.
zweihander13: I'd like to know too.
crazyman06883: no i dont either..
Archmage DB: Look it up online
zweihander13: Wait
Andreek M: $100000
Krylo Killian: Is the thailand slave trade online?
Archmage DB: Newb, that's ridiculous
zweihander13: Is this one of those Thai girls that are actually boys?
Archmage DB: this is THAILAND
Krylo Killian: I'm relatively sure it's less than 100,000.
Krylo Killian: No. It's a girl.
Archmage DB: Yes, Krylo, it is.
zweihander13: You sure?
Archmage DB: Yeah
Krylo Killian: They're generally sold off
Archmage DB: they show pictures
Krylo Killian: BECAUSE they're girls.
KittyKat10371: ITs 1000 maybe...?
Andreek M: oh, I thought you said south america
Andreek M: also I missed the teenage part
Andreek M: that's for babies
Krylo Killian: I don't want a baby!
Krylo Killian: I'd have to wait at least 12 years before I could start using it as a cum receptacle.
KittyKat10371: ...
crazyman06883: ...
zweihander13: I'd buy a bunch of them, and turn them into an elite fighting squad.
crazyman06883: -.-
Krylo Killian: "THAI TEENAGE SEX SLAVE FIGHTING FORCE GO!"

[Dragonsbane]

Krylo Killian: But I could be biased because your username is a big fucking sword.
zweihander13: Polearms are more effective.
Krylo Killian: Then you shouldn't have a big fucking sword for an sn.

[Demon with a Glass Hand]

"Who is this? ... you say we've talked before? I don't remember that. ... ... ... see, I have this condition. I can't make new memories. So I don't remember talking to you. What did we talk about?"


pauljg04: want me to put you on the "dont invite me, ill invite myself" part of the list?
CrescentEyeDemon: Who is this?
pauljg04: B_real
pauljg04: _shadows
pauljg04: on NPF, and <- in the shat
pauljg04: *chat
CrescentEyeDemon: But who are you on NPF?
pauljg04: B_real_shadows
pauljg04: so, do you want to be added to the "dont invite me, ill invite myself to chat" part of the list?
CrescentEyeDemon: Seriously. Who are you on NPF?
pauljg04: im telling you im B_REAL_SHADOWS
CrescentEyeDemon: And who is on this list?
pauljg04: theres a thread for it.
pauljg04: http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showthread.php?t=11922
pauljg04: didnt see you on it, so..
CrescentEyeDemon: That's a small list. Did you write it?
pauljg04: no, i just seperate the people on the list into a little subcategory so i know who not to invite
CrescentEyeDemon: How did I end up on this list, though?
pauljg04: or who to ask before inviting
pauljg04: youre not on the list
pauljg04: cause you havent posted
pauljg04: you just asked "who asked Paul to invite me"
CrescentEyeDemon: So why are you asking me why I'm on it?
pauljg04: so i thought you might not have wanted to be invited
CrescentEyeDemon: And who is this?
pauljg04: ...youre not trying to make any sense here are you?
CrescentEyeDemon: That doesn't make any sense.
pauljg04: ok, heres what i want to know, Do you want me to invite you to chat whenever your on aim, in the evenings?
pauljg04: and what you want to know is who i am...I am Pauljg04 on AIM and B_Real_Shadows on the NPF
pauljg04: clear enough?
CrescentEyeDemon: What was the question again?
pauljg04: Do you want me to invite you to chat whenever your on aim, in the evenings?
CrescentEyeDemon: What time is it where you are?
pauljg04: ...10:37
pauljg04: its 9:37 for you right?
CrescentEyeDemon: Why're you asking?
pauljg04: ...you asked what time it was here
CrescentEyeDemon: But I don't even know who this is.
pauljg04: ...i can easily find out about you
pauljg04: im B_Real_Shadows on the forums
CrescentEyeDemon: Oh! I've heard of you!
pauljg04: ...after like the 4th time
pauljg04: where from?
CrescentEyeDemon: From that place ... has something to do with someone ...
pauljg04: thank you mr. vague
CrescentEyeDemon: That was rude ... Why am I talking to someone so rude? Who is this?
pauljg04: really, sorry bout being rude.
pauljg04: but its irritating me that you asked 5 times who i am
pauljg04: and each time the answer is B_REAL_SHADOWS
pauljg04: im sending you a PM right
pauljg04: now
pauljg04: just to prove it
pauljg04: ok, sent
CrescentEyeDemon: Sorry bout the lapse there. I was replying to a PM some guy sent me. What were we talking about?
pauljg04: sobe
CrescentEyeDemon: That doesn't sound like something I would talk about with you. I don't even know who you are.

[Bailey]

*gets to work finding a good picture of the laughing weasels from Who Framed Roger Rabbit to turn into a magic card titled "Die Laughing"*

[BlackMageGirl!]

I'm a horrible horrible person with no concience in my heart.


I'll never let go... says:
I got hired at Lowes.

Thaumaturge says:
Ah, yes, I saw that in your journal! Congratulations ^_^

I'll never let go... says:
Heh, thanks.

Thaumaturge says:
Now tell me what sort of company Lowes is

I'll never let go... says:
Strip club. I'm the newest dancer.

Thaumaturge says:
*blink* *blink*

I'll never let go... says:
Make $700 a night, it's good money.

Thaumaturge says:
Really?

I'll never let go... says:
Their slogan is "get LOW-es"

I'll never let go... says:
Especially since the hardware is provided by the store, like pipes to dance
on, outfits and plenty of chairs to pose on.

Thaumaturge says:
o_0

Thaumaturge says:
-_-

Thaumaturge says:
So a hardware store, then?

I'll never let go... says:
For men, it is. XD

Thaumaturge says:
*rolls his eyes*

I'll never let go... says:
Wing Wonged.

[Nikose Tyris]

Danath: Danath needs to get a job.

Nikose: Hire Danath! He's... personable? no, no... he's not...

Nikose: He's strong! Yes! he is strong! ... but doesn't listen to orders either...

Danath: He's handsome! YES! PERFECT! he's handsome!

Nikose: Hire Danath, he'll be your manwhore!
...I suspect pain is in my future.

[Skyshot]

Another ACP conversation, this time with Silly Kitty joining in. Some stuff was edited out, particularly artwork-related stuff in the first two lines.

If I meet you, I'm going to sacrifice you in hopes of gaining your artistic skills. -- Skyshot

If we ever meet, I'm bringing my bodyguards and a can of pepper spray. ~Mauve Mage

Bodyguards and pepper spray? I'll have cash and moogles. -- Skyshot

Darn you and your wicked ways. ;p Fine, I'll make it NINJA bodyguards. ~Mauve Mage

Fine, I'll have ninja cash!
I got it! Ninja Zombie Cash! The man wore black, so it's not much of a stretch to train him in ninjutsu! And since the ability of ninjas decrease when their numbers increase, I'll still have the advantage! -- Skyshot

Your logic is truly dizzying. ~Mauve

As is my masculine beauty. -- Sky's hot

*sweatdrop* Your modesty astounds me. ~Mauve

Modesty is my strongest virtue. It exceeds my unmatched intellect, my unrivaled physical aesthetics, and, almost impossibly, my overall better-than-everyone-elseness. I'm modest about everything. It's what makes me so perfect. I received a medal for being so modest. In fact, I'm so modest, I can wear it without defeating the purpose. Plus the chicks DIG it. -- Skyshot

Yeah, just keep telling yourself that. ~Mauve

I do so on a regular basis. It helps keep me modest. -- Skyshot

Isn't Skyshot great! *fake happy sigh* I cant imagine anyone being ever so modest! - Silly Kitty

See? She's digging the medal! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to go bask in modesty. -- Sky's hot

Medals are shiny. What girl doesn't want a man with something shiny around his neck. Its just common sense. - Silly Kitty

NO SILLY! YOU MUST RESIST THE LURE OF THE SHINY THING!! DON'T FALL PREY TO THE DARKNESS! ~Mauve

Darkness? It's shiny. Shiny != dark. Thus, according to your last statement, SK would be wise in yielding to her digging of the medal.
Man, I wish I knew how useful this thing was before. I just thought it let everyone know how modest I am. I guess girls like that in a guy. -- Skyshot

The Great Darkness is disguised by a false skin of shinyness. One must see beyond the glitter to espy the true nature of the soul beneath. Damn, I'm philosophical. ~Mauve-zi

Skyshot is a good person. So I should see shiny beneath the shiny? Pretty! - Silly Kitty

Auuugh! So... confused.... Is Skyshot evil... or not evil...? I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE!!! EVERYTHING I BELIEVED IN WAS A LIEEEEE!! Or not. I still have my suspicions...~Mauve

Since modesty is a virtuous trait, you can safely assume I'm not evil. Which means anything I ask you to do won't be evil, because only evil people would ask for evil deeds, and we've established I'm not evil. Which means you should do anything I ask, because people should do good deeds, and only evil people would ask for evil deeds, and we've established I'm not evil, and therefore would only ask for good deeds. -- Skyshot

I see. It all makes sense somehow...COUGH COUGH.~Mauve refuses to be brainwashed.

My first virtuous and modest (and benevolent, of course) request is for you to accept to be brainwashed. Like I explained before. -- Skyshot

A truly benevolent and virtuous man would accept a lady's polite refusal with grace and dignity. Wouldn't you agree? Eh, now I'm just being mean. I'm going away now. ~Mauve

But we've already established I'm a truly benevolent and virtuous man, and since I did not accept your refusal with grace and dignity, your statement must be incorrect. Ha! -- Skyshot

[Meister]

Darth Melfice -- I DENY EVERYTHING!!!!: Yeah, stupid Trillian! Whatever that is...
Washi-Sensei - Sakaki Fanboy ^_^: Multi-protocol IM client.
Darth Melfice -- I DENY EVERYTHING!!!!: Ah, I see.
Washi-Sensei - Sakaki Fanboy ^_^: Hm. That line sounds like a Star Trek engineer could utter it.
Darth Melfice -- I DENY EVERYTHING!!!!: Don't do it cap'n! The Multi-protocol IM client will explode!
Washi-Sensei - Sakaki Fanboy ^_^: "What's wrong with the engine?" - "Well, captain, the Jeffries tubes are clogged up, the phase-resonance generator is fried, and also the multi-protocol IM client needs some adjusting." - "... aaaah yes... carry on."
Darth Melfice -- I DENY EVERYTHING!!!!: I like yours better... Nice one.
Washi-Sensei - Sakaki Fanboy ^_^: Thanks. If the writers need technobabble they probably ask the office geek what that is he's playing around with.

[Melfice]

Darth Melfice -- Underwear Monkey Boy Ryubupe! <== Just because I can. = Melfice
Ichimaru Gin = Osterbaum

[code]Darth Melfice -- Underwear Monkey Boy Ryubupe! <== Just because I can.
Also, NPF seems to be down for the moment. Did you chew on those electricity cables again?
Ichimaru Gin
What, me?
Ichimaru Gin
No...
Ichimaru Gin
(Dammit, he's on to me)
Darth Melfice -- Underwear Monkey Boy Ryubupe! <== Just because I can.
Ofcourse I'm on to you! Did you think distracting me with a Star Trek parodie would work? I know all about those Finnish crimes you commit! (Amongst which: Stealing other nation's lakes and dumping the surpluss water on Dutch coasts)
Ichimaru Gin
(Damn. Think brain think. How do I get myself out of this. No no no. If I was smarter I would have thought of something!)
Ichimaru Gin
Damn.
Darth Melfice -- Underwear Monkey Boy Ryubupe! <== Just because I can.
Yes, you'd better turn yourself in to Shiney, so that he may punish you. Think about it... He might even... turn you over to Krylo. Imagine what he'd do to you!
Ichimaru Gin
Oh please god no
Darth Melfice -- Underwear Monkey Boy Ryubupe! <== Just because I can.
That's the price you've got to pay, my friend.
Ichimaru Gin
No.
Ichimaru Gin
How about I don't turn myself in
Darth Melfice -- Underwear Monkey Boy Ryubupe! <== Just because I can.
You know those bloodhounds will eventually catch your scent, and then Meister's gonna be all over you and drag you to court. And that's if you're lucky. What if they let Mashirosen find you. She'd tear you up, man. Not even a tiny piece left to give to Shiney.
Ichimaru Gin
Hah
Ichimaru Gin
Never.
Ichimaru Gin
I'm on her good side
Ichimaru Gin
Or atleast I'm not on the bad side
Darth Melfice -- Underwear Monkey Boy Ryubupe! <== Just because I can.
Really now. Not after this slip-up. Breaking the forums is a serious offence.
Ichimaru Gin
They will never catch me!
Ichimaru Gin
Mark my words!
Darth Melfice -- Underwear Monkey Boy Ryubupe! <== Just because I can.
Well, we'll see. It was nice knowing you.
Ichimaru Gin
Hah
Ichimaru Gin
This is not the last you'll be hearing about me!
Darth Melfice -- Underwear Monkey Boy Ryubupe! <== Just because I can.
Well, at least this has been Wing Wonged as evidence. Or... will be, when they fix the Forums.
Ichimaru Gin
Oh dear god...
Ichimaru Gin
See you in Timbuktu my partner in crime!

[_mike]

Concerning Phil's weakness with the mspaint pimp this ride thread:

MnkyPuma: I'm a weakling
davemikemc: wtf is the brown thing
MnkyPuma: try reading the text next to it
davemikemc: not readable
MnkyPuma: I know ;D
davemikemc: t(--t)
MnkyPuma: it's a racoon tail
davemikemc: -.-
MnkyPuma: drawn with the spray can
davemikemc: i can tell
MnkyPuma: I'm laughing my ass off about how witty I am
davemikemc: what's the purple thingy?
MnkyPuma: it's a racing stripe
davemikemc: I ment the fusha thing
MnkyPuma: do you see "ma bich?"
davemikemc: nooooooooo
MnkyPuma: fucia is flames and a cat.
MnkyPuma: cat is readable
MnkyPuma: so is "lolz"
davemikemc: looks like it says car
MnkyPuma: whatever
MnkyPuma: doesn't matter
davemikemc: and you saved it as a gif in paint
davemikemc: nice
MnkyPuma: and then as a jpeg
MnkyPuma: and I shrunk it unevenly
davemikemc: you sick bastard!
MnkyPuma: and I left white at the bottom
MnkyPuma: I'm so cool

[Loyal]

loyal2nes: CAKE!
Kneumatic Pnight: PANTS!
loyal2nes: SHORTS!
Kneumatic Pnight: SHOES!
LazyLaxGuy: BOXERS!
loyal2nes: BRIEFS!
Kneumatic Pnight: FREAKS!
loyal2nes: LIES!
Kneumatic Pnight: TRUTHS!
LazyLaxGuy: DECEPTIONS!
loyal2nes: FALSEHOODS!
Kneumatic Pnight: ILLUMINATIONS!
Kneumatic Pnight: CORRECTIONS!
loyal2nes: DOUBLE-POSTS!
Kneumatic Pnight: There are too few words for truth...
Kneumatic Pnight: FLAMES!?
loyal2nes: OHNOES!
mammothtank x: SPAM!!!!
LazyLaxGuy: HAM!
loyal2nes: GASP!
mammothtank x: TURKEY!
Kneumatic Pnight: VEAL!
loyal2nes: PORK!
mammothtank x: VENISON!!!
Kneumatic Pnight: PHEASANT!
LazyLaxGuy: CHICKEN!
loyal2nes: COWARD!
Kneumatic Pnight: FRENCHMAN!
LazyLaxGuy: HIPPY!
loyal2nes: OHNOYOUDIDN'T!
Kneumatic Pnight: DRAIN ON SOCIETY!
mammothtank x: ACTUALLYITHINKHEDID
mammothtank x: *!
loyal2nes: SPACES!
mammothtank x: Why should I?
loyal2nes: ((Not you, KP)
loyal2nes: )
Kneumatic Pnight: GROUNDS!
Kneumatic Pnight: *shrugs*
mammothtank x: PLAINS!
LazyLaxGuy: SKIES!
loyal2nes: HORIZONS!
Kneumatic Pnight: HOPES!
LazyLaxGuy: DREAMS!
mammothtank x: DREAMS!
mammothtank x: ...
LazyLaxGuy: I win
Kneumatic Pnight: DEATH!
loyal2nes: JINXES!
mammothtank x: LIFE!
Kneumatic Pnight: PAIN!
loyal2nes: BLISS!@
mammothtank x: SUFFERING!
Kneumatic Pnight: EXISTANCE!
loyal2nes: OBLITERATION!
mammothtank x: VOID!
Kneumatic Pnight: OBLIVION!
mammothtank x: NOTHINGNESS!
loyal2nes: EVERYTHINGNESS!
LoZFanatic: INFINITY!
mammothtank x: SOMETHINGNESS!
loyal2nes: NONWORDS!
Kneumatic Pnight: NONFINITY!
mammothtank x: ZERO!
LazyLaxGuy: ONE!
Kneumatic Pnight: TWO!
mammothtank x: THREE!
loyal2nes: NEGATIVEFOUR!
Kneumatic Pnight: POSITIVEQ!
Kneumatic Pnight: [sic]
LazyLaxGuy: ALGEBRA!
LoZFanatic: PI TO THE 1/2 POWER!
loyal2nes: PHYSICS!
Kneumatic Pnight: CHEMISTRY!
LazyLaxGuy: SCHOOL! (sucks)
LoZFanatic: ARSON!
Kneumatic Pnight: COLLEGE! (sucks more)
LazyLaxGuy: PARTIES!
loyal2nes: HANGOVERS!
Kneumatic Pnight: MORONS!
LazyLaxGuy: GENIUSES!
loyal2nes: HYPOCRITE!
mammothtank x: DIPWADS!
ZutsuJin: I'm out
loyal2nes: HE'SOUT!
ZutsuJin: *Fwip
ZutsuJin has left the room.
LoZFanatic: STRIKE THREE!
Kneumatic Pnight: I'MIN!
loyal2nes: WOO!
LazyLaxGuy: BOO!
Kneumatic Pnight: HOO!
mammothtank x: SOO!
Kneumatic Pnight: T.T
Kneumatic Pnight: FOO!
LazyLaxGuy: MOO!
mammothtank x: NOO!
LoZFanatic: NU!
loyal2nes: OOO!
mammothtank x: XOO!
Kneumatic Pnight: TRUE!
LazyLaxGuy: FALSE!
Kneumatic Pnight: LIES!
loyal2nes: NOTAGAIN!
LoZFanatic: PARADOX!
mammothtank x: We did that already.
Kneumatic Pnight: I know.
Kneumatic Pnight: It came full circle.
Kneumatic Pnight: That's the beauty of these things.
loyal2nes: WINGWONG?!
Kneumatic Pnight: If you keep at it long enough, they always will.
mammothtank x: Yes!We need more activity in here... :(

[BlackMageGirl!]

Mammoth Knight says:
Wikipedia has an entry on "blarg!"

Blackbelt in Sudoku arts! says:
It doesn't have an entry in Butt-trumpeting though. *at Wikipedia*

Mammoth Knight says:
On what now?

Blackbelt in Sudoku arts! says:
Butt-trumpeting

Blackbelt in Sudoku arts! says:
What else did you think I meant?

Mammoth Knight says:
...

Mammoth Knight says:
<Neurons reconnecting. Please stand by.>

Blackbelt in Sudoku arts! says:
Wing wonged.

[QueenQeeko]

Lothar Hex - Knuckles has AIDS says:
*Prods*
Lothar Hex - Knuckles has AIDS says:
*Poke*
QueenQeeko says:
*jab*
Lothar Hex - Knuckles has AIDS says:
*Skewer*
QueenQeeko says:
*bleed*
Lothar Hex - Knuckles has AIDS says:
*River dance*
QueenQeeko says:
*dies laughing*
Lothar Hex - Knuckles has AIDS says:
What?
Lothar Hex - Knuckles has AIDS says:
You never seen a cyborg mercenary anthromorphic egg laying mammal dancing like Micahel Flatley before?
QueenQeeko says:
No, but soon everyone will, in five wallpaper sizes
Lothar Hex - Knuckles has AIDS says:
Hurrah!
Lothar Hex - Knuckles has AIDS says:
*Does the monkey*
QueenQeeko says:
XD
Lothar Hex - Knuckles has AIDS says:
And I mean the dance.
Lothar Hex - Knuckles has AIDS says:
Not an actual monkey.
QueenQeeko says:
:p
Lothar Hex - Knuckles has AIDS says:
You PERVERT!


Lothar Hex - Knuckles has AIDS says:
Teh cool.
Lothar Hex - Knuckles has AIDS says:
Teh help!
Lothar Hex - Knuckles has AIDS says:
Teh word teh is teh stuck in my brain!
QueenQeeko says:
*Le head-tilt*
Lothar Hex - Knuckles has AIDS says:
TEH HORROR! TEH HORROW!
Lothar Hex - Knuckles has AIDS says:
Horrow.
Lothar Hex - Knuckles has AIDS says:
Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm watching sawy howwow movies, huhuhuhuhuhu.

XD

[mammothtank]

[21:56] Karesh15: YIPEE!
[21:57] Karesh15: Happy dance time!
[21:57] LoZFanatic: No no no.
[21:57] LoZFanatic: Kirby happy dance time!
[21:57] mammothtank x: :D
[21:57] mammothtank x: Kirby dance!
[21:58] LoZFanatic: *becomes a dancing kirby*
[21:58] * Karesh15 Kirby dances
[21:58] LoZFanatic: *dances*
[21:58] LoZFanatic: *turns back into LoZ*
[21:58] mammothtank x: <(^.^<) <(^.^)> (>^.^)> <(^.^)> <(^.^<) <(^.^)> (>^.^)> <(^.^)>
[21:59] LoZFanatic: It's so cute... can't resist... gah!
[21:59] Kneumatic Pnight: Why does he get skinnier in mid dance?
[22:00] LoZFanatic: Those workouts take a lot out of him.
[22:00] LoZFanatic: Notice how much food he eats?
[22:00] Kneumatic Pnight: Furthermore t(^.^t)
[22:00] mammothtank x: ...
[22:00] mammothtank x: <(>.<)>

[Osterbaum]

You have just entered room "chat8bit."
Captain Finland: Well this sucks
Karesh15 has entered the room.
Karesh15: Finland is awsome
Karesh15: never been there
Karesh15 has left the room.
Captain Finland: What the hell...
Captain Finland: Stupid Chicago
Captain Finland: Stupid GoreFiend
Captain Finland: Stupid everyone
Captain Finland: I swear this is some kind of revenge
Captain Finland: It's all because I said I didn't want to be invited to this chat
Captain Finland: Fine you win!
Kneumatic Pnight has entered the room.
Captain Finland: omg
Captain Finland: Someone else just entered
Kneumatic Pnight has left the room.
Captain Finland: Fuck
Captain Finland: I swear it's a god damn plot
Karesh15 has entered the room.
Karesh15 has left the room.
Captain Finland: What the hell is this!!!
Captain Finland: Screw this, I'm going to sleep

This is what has happened in the AIM chat that I currently am in alone. I'M ON TO YOU PEOPLE!

[QueenQeeko]

FOXY¤lollie says:
Knock knock
QueenQeeko says:
Who's there?
FOXY¤lollie says:
Sleepy McHasAKittenOnHisLegAndIsTryingToGnawItOff o_O
QueenQeeko says:
Dr FixEverythingMakeFeelNice prescribes a dose of ShakeItTheFuckOff™ and some bedrest.
FOXY¤lollie says:
That medicine better come in flavors. Or sugar.
QueenQeeko says:
It comes in TuttiFrutti, Raspberry and Bee
FOXY¤lollie says:
Bee?
FOXY¤lollie says:
It doesn't have wings and a stinger, does it?
FOXY¤lollie says:
'Cause that's not good medicine. o_O
QueenQeeko says:
Doctors use leeches, why not bees? Are you racist against bees?
FOXY¤lollie says:
Yes. I am bee-ist. I do not like the bees.
FOXY¤lollie says:
THE BEES.
QueenQeeko says:
Get the fuck off my lawn.

[mammothtank]

See the pattern?

[20:44] KittyKat10371: ^_^
[20:44] mammothtank x: ^_^
[20:44] Kneumatic Pnight: ^_^
[20:44] mammothtank x: ^_^
[20:44] KittyKat10371: ^_^
[20:44] mammothtank x: ^_^
[20:44] Kneumatic Pnight: ^_^
[20:44] mammothtank x: ^_^
[20:44] KittyKat10371: ^_^
[20:44] mammothtank x: ^_^
[20:44] Kneumatic Pnight: ^_^
[20:44] KittyKat10371: ^_^
[20:44] mammothtank x: You messed up.
[20:45] Kneumatic Pnight: IT WAS MY TURN!!

[Cloud Strife]

You have just entered room "chat8bit."
Kuroude7: Huzzah, it's Mike! XD
FencerShinryuu: Yes.
FencerShinryuu: And only me.
Kuroude7: Indeed.
Kuroude7: ... Wait, I don't count? D:
FencerShinryuu: Not to yourself.
FencerShinryuu: Like I don't count to myself.
Kuroude7: So I think that I'm nothing? T.T
FencerShinryuu: Nah, you probably don't IM yourself.
FencerShinryuu: Or talk to yourself.
Kuroude7: No, I don't... and then I IM myself asking why I never want to chat anymore, and what happened to all the good times we used to have, and all I get are mimicing replies and- *curls up in a little ball*
FencerShinryuu: ... O_o

[pochercoaster]

Justine is me, Mooble Marble is MasterO'Magic

Justine says:
ooo
Justine says:
I have weird eletronicy music from '95
Justine says:
wooh
Justine says:
XD
Mooble Marble says:
XP
Mooble Marble says:
Wooh!
Justine says:
it's all gay
Justine says:
:/
Mooble Marble says:
:\
Justine says:
'cept one song
Mooble Marble says:
Well, at least you know its not interested in you either.
Justine says:
XD

[Nikose Tyris]

I Am the cookie Mage.


Dragonsbane: Duh.
Nikose: I counterspell your duh.
Dragonsbane: Duh isn't a spell.
Nikose: Does it specifically say a counterspell must counter a spell?
Dragonsbane (after several minutes of silence): yes.
Nikose: I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Nikose: Deity with DR 16 and alter reality, I can do that.
DB(after more silence): no.
DB: Fuck you.
Nikose: *offers a bag of cookies*
DB: *nearly bites your hands off devouring the cookies*

[Cloud Strife]

Neko Cloud says:
*pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokep okepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepok epokepokepokepokepokepoke*
FOXY¤lollie says:
*POKE`D*
FOXY¤lollie says:
x_X
Neko Cloud says:
8D Hiiiiiiii.
FOXY¤lollie says:
Hi!
FOXY¤lollie says:
I mean--HRRGK.

X¯x

[mammothtank]

This one's for you, KP.
[15:28] NPFenris: IT ISH YOUS!
[15:28] mammothtank x: Hello, Fenris.
[15:28] NPFenris: Yo.
[15:28] NPFenris: How're you?
[15:29] mammothtank x: Meh.
[15:29] NPFenris: Heh.
[15:30] mammothtank x: Yeh?
[15:30] NPFenris: Geh!
[15:30] mammothtank x: Neh
[15:31] NPFenris: Peh.
[15:31] mammothtank x: Xeh!
[15:31] NPFenris: Queh?
[15:31] mammothtank x: No, "Qeh."
[15:31] NPFenris: Meh.
[15:31] mammothtank x: GET IT RIGHT, STUPID!
[15:31] NPFenris: Teh.ehTeh
[15:32] mammothtank x: Wingeh Wongeh.
[15:32] NPFenris: Heheh.

[CHICAGO¤lollie]

FenrisWolf- The final frontier? says:
I AM A LEMUR FOR THE PROLETARIAT!

CHICAGO¤burrito says:
A what for the whichawhoey now?

FenrisWolf- The final frontier? says:
A lemur.

FenrisWolf- The final frontier? says:
For the proletariat!

FenrisWolf- The final frontier? says:
DO I NEED TO SPELL IT OUT FORS YOO?

CHICAGO¤burrito says:
Yeeeess.

FenrisWolf- The final frontier? says:
I- -a-m- -a- -l-e-m-u-r- -f-o-r- -t-h-e- -p-r-o-l-e-t-a-r-i-a-t-!

CHICAGO¤burrito says:
Oooohhhhhhhhhohhohhhh...

Exclamation mark!

FenrisWolf- The final frontier? says:
^^

FenrisWolf- The final frontier? says:
EXCLAMASHUN MAREK!

CHICAGO¤burrito says:
:O

CHICAGO¤burrito says:
I BAT YYOUUU!!!!! *

FenrisWolf- The final frontier? says:
BAT?

NOT THE BAT!

BAT NOT GOOD FOR FENRIS!

CHICAGO¤burrito says:
THAT IS CORRECT BECAUSE IT IS OF THE BATTING THAT DESTORYS POINTS OF LIFE

FenrisWolf- The final frontier? says:
YYESSSS!!!!!!1!~!1

FenrisWolf- The final frontier? says:
WITH A TILDE!

FenrisWolf- The final frontier? says:
!!!111`!`1`~1

CHICAGO¤burrito says:
:{{{

FenrisWolf- The final frontier? says:
:{{{D

FenrisWolf- The final frontier? says:
I HAVES LARGE MUSTACHE NOWWW!

CHICAGO¤burrito says:
O LAY :¦DDD

FenrisWolf- The final frontier? says:
OLE!

FenrisWolf- The final frontier? says:
GU-AK-A-MOLE!

CHICAGO¤burrito says:
OF STANDING UNDER I DO NOT

FenrisWolf- The final frontier? says:
THAT IS BECAUSE YOU DO NOT RESIDE UNDER A BRIDGE

CHICAGO¤burrito says:
O OKY :}}}

FenrisWolf- The final frontier? says:
OKY DKY =]]]

CHICAGO¤burrito says:
THAT IS NATURE OF THE CORRECT

FenrisWolf- The final frontier? says:
INDEEDED!

CHICAGO¤burrito says:
!!!!!*^#

FenrisWolf- The final frontier? says:
o.O

CHICAGO¤burrito says:
Harrr 8D

FenrisWolf- The final frontier? says:
I LOSE!

FenrisWolf- The final frontier? says:
SAD FACE! :(

CHICAGO¤burrito says:
NOW YOU MUST ACCEPT A QUEST OF SAVE THE WORLD **

FenrisWolf- The final frontier? says:
OKAY!

CHICAGO¤burrito says:
NOT TO BE FORGETTING THE ITEMS OF TREASURE TO THE AIDING OF SAVE
THE WORLD HERE IS A POTION

FenrisWolf- The final frontier? says:
OH YAY A POTION11!

CHICAGO¤burrito says:
THAT IS CORRECT

FenrisWolf- The final frontier? says:
YAY!

FenrisWolf- The final frontier? says:
*GOES TO SAVE THE WORLD!* =))))))

CHICAGO¤burrito says:
:}}}

FenrisWolf- The final frontier? says:
=^)

CHICAGO¤burrito says:
HAVE YOU YET OF SAVE THE WORLD?

FenrisWolf- The final frontier? says:
YES I HAVE SAVED THE WORLD AS OF YET

FenrisWolf- The final frontier? says:
POTION WAS GOOD

CHICAGO¤burrito says:
THAT IS CORRECT IT IS OF THE POTION THAT IS BRINGING YOU AT PAST
TENSE TO OF SAVE THE WORLD

FenrisWolf- The final frontier? says:
Uh...

FenrisWolf- The final frontier? says:
YES!

CHICAGO¤burrito says:
:DDD

FenrisWolf- The final frontier? says:
:D

FenrisWolf- The final frontier? says:
= D !!

CHICAGO¤burrito says:
Wow. I totally just lost of IQ points. o_O

FenrisWolf- The final frontier? says:
O_o

FenrisWolf- The final frontier? says:
I totly did too, d00d.

CHICAGO¤burrito says:
SISTERRRSS ARE DOIN IT FOR THEMSELLVEESS :DDD

FenrisWolf- The final frontier? says:
I HAVE NO IDEAS WHAT YOU ARE TALKING BOUT!

CHICAGO¤burrito says:
THAT IS CORRECT

FenrisWolf- The final frontier? says:
DOOD!

CHICAGO¤burrito says:
AGREE?

FenrisWolf- The final frontier? says:
AGREE!

CHICAGO¤burrito says:
NOW WE MUST KUNG-FU FIGHT

FenrisWolf- The final frontier? says:
YESS!

FenrisWolf- The final frontier? says:
*KUNG-FU POSE!*

CHICAGO¤burrito says:
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/1765/kimpossibleroll5fy.gif BIF POW WOK ***

FenrisWolf- The final frontier? says:
WOK?

FenrisWolf- The final frontier? says:
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/1765/kimpossibleroll5fy.gif BOF PIW WEK!

CHICAGO¤burrito says:
OH NO IT IS APPEARING THAT YOU OF STEAL MY ATTACK

FenrisWolf- The final frontier? says:
APPEAR OF SUCH IT IS!

FenrisWolf- The final frontier? says:
EXCEPT THE BOF PIW WEK WHICH IS OF MY OWN INVENTION!

CHICAGO¤burrito says:
THAT IS CORRECT NOW I AM TO OF PERFORMING THE RETREAT MANEUVER

FenrisWolf- The final frontier? says:
I AM NOW OF PERFORMING THE CHASE MANEUVER!

CHICAGO¤burrito says:
APPEARING IS IT THAT I AM NOT AWAY OF GETTING

FenrisWolf- The final frontier? says:
APPEARING SUCH IT IS!

FenrisWolf- The final frontier? says:
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/1765/kimpossibleroll5fy.gif TAKE THAT GOOD SIR!

FenrisWolf- The final frontier? says:
ALSO MAY I INTEREST YOU IN A CUP OF TEA?

CHICAGO¤burrito says:
YES

CHICAGO¤burrito says:
ALSO FLAIL OF LIMBS

FenrisWolf- The final frontier? says:
I WILL GET YOU A CUP OF TEA AND A LIMB-FLAIL POSTHASTE

FenrisWolf- The final frontier? says:
ALAS I HAVE GOTTEN YOU A CUP OF TEA AND A LIMB-FLAIL

CHICAGO¤burrito says:
SMASHING

FenrisWolf- The final frontier? says:
QUITE

CHICAGO¤burrito says:
PIP PIP

FenrisWolf- The final frontier? says:
INDEED

CHICAGO¤burrito says:
NOW IT IS OF THE FLEEING THAT OF BECAUSE KIM POSSIBLE IS TO THE
KICKING ASS PROCEDURE

FenrisWolf- The final frontier? says:
o,O

CHICAGO¤burrito says:
Harr 8D

FenrisWolf- The final frontier? says:
8D

FenrisWolf- The final frontier? says:
I AM A LEMUR FOR THE PROLETARIAT!

CHICAGO¤burrito says:
A what for the whichawhoey now?
* ARFENHOUSE - THE MOVIE (http://www.disasterlabs.com/index.php?sec=arfen)
** DER DRAGON WARRIOR (http://www.oddwebsite.com/ddw.php)
*** PAYON TOWN (http://www.livejournal.com/~misteroo/242649.html)

[Cloud Strife]

mammothtank x (6:26:43 PM): *dumps mud on Kitty*
Kuroude7 (6:28:27 PM): *tosses LoZ in the way of the mud*
KittyKat10371 (6:28:29 PM): *plays in the mud*
Kuroude7 (6:28:33 PM): <.< Darn.
KittyKat10371 (6:28:39 PM): *gets hit by koko*
mammothtank x (6:28:41 PM): She likes it.
Kneumatic Pnight (6:28:47 PM): She likes being dirty.
Kneumatic Pnight (6:28:50 PM): ^_~
mammothtank x (6:28:51 PM): Indeed.
KittyKat10371 (6:28:53 PM): ...
LoZFanatic (6:28:54 PM): /me gets dirty. With SK.
Kuroude7 (6:28:55 PM): ...
Kneumatic Pnight (6:28:57 PM): ...
KittyKat10371 (6:28:57 PM): ...
loyal2nes (6:28:58 PM): .......
mammothtank x (6:28:59 PM): ...
Kneumatic Pnight (6:28:59 PM): Archive'd

[RickZarber]

LoZFanatic: So... objections to eunuchizing Raiden? Any? Other than from Raiden?
Raiden sparx: What's eunuchizing, and will it be fun?
RickZarber: ...yes
LoZFanatic: Yes.
Raiden sparx: What is it?
Raiden sparx: I'm not liking where this conversation is going at ALL.
LoZFanatic: It's something that makes you happier.
RickZarber: obviously
LoZFanatic: And safer.
RickZarber: You'll be laughing like a little girl
Kneumatic Pnight: It's like trepenation but less dangerous.
Raiden sparx: Oh HAAEEEEELLLLL no.
LoZFanatic: It also kills kittens.
Raiden sparx: But that's MY job!
Kneumatic Pnight: It will enable you to devote more time and energy to kitten killing.
Raiden sparx: Well it limit my sex life?
RickZarber: As compared to what?
Kneumatic Pnight: That's not what you say!!
Kneumatic Pnight: *smacks rick*
RickZarber: sorry
Kneumatic Pnight: He was... misconstruing it.
Kneumatic Pnight: It's not as damaging to your sex life as... say... demerol... or prozak.
Kneumatic Pnight: It's completely healthy.
Raiden sparx: Ummmm.....yeah. I'll have to say no.
LoZFanatic: You're just afraid of change
Raiden sparx: You're damn right.
LoZFanatic: That's why you should do this.
LoZFanatic: It stops change.
Kneumatic Pnight: Yes.
Kneumatic Pnight: Bad changes.
Kneumatic Pnight: Several of them.
KittyKat10371: Whats going on in here!?!
Kneumatic Pnight: Stops them cold.
Raiden sparx: I'm not doing it! Quit peer pressuring me, before I tell the teacher!
Kneumatic Pnight: FUN!
Kneumatic Pnight: That's what.
KittyKat10371: Oh,okay.
Kneumatic Pnight: Join in and try to convince Raiden.
Kneumatic Pnight: Come on, everyone else is doing it.
Kneumatic Pnight: To you.
Kneumatic Pnight: BUT STILL!
KittyKat10371: Convince him of what?
LoZFanatic: We'll give you cookies!
RickZarber: Yes! Cookies!
Kneumatic Pnight: Oh, you don't need to know, kit kat.
LoZFanatic: And you'll lose weight!
Kneumatic Pnight: Just convince him.
KittyKat10371: Oh, okay.
KittyKat10371: All the cool kids are doing it Raiden.
LoZFanatic: It'll be easier to run, too.
Raiden sparx: NO NO NO NO NO!
LoZFanatic: Raiden's a wussy god.
Raiden sparx: Wikipedia is my only ally.
LoZFanatic: If you don't do it.
KittyKat10371: Do it!
KittyKat10371: I wish I knew what was going on..
LoZFanatic: Wipedia is evil. Don't read it!
Kneumatic Pnight: Wikipedia is always wrong.
Raiden sparx: In no way will I allow you to go anywhere near my electrically charged reproductive organs
LoZFanatic: We're coercing! About eunichization!

[BlackMageGirl!]

To stem any confusion, I was using SephirothSama's account at the same time she was, so it's both of us talking. XD


DanielleSephy: *bursts into flame*
DanielleSephy: *does nothing* (SA)
Kneumatic Pnight: ^^
Kneumatic Pnight: *revives Sephy*
Kneumatic Pnight: *because I'm awesome like that*
Kneumatic Pnight: =P
DanielleSephy: *goes into fetal position and rocks back and forth*
DanielleSephy: (SS)
Kneumatic Pnight: O.o
DanielleSephy: *wanders into the kitchen to get some food*
DanielleSephy: (SA)
Kneumatic Pnight: *joins in what sephy's doing*
Kneumatic Pnight: *because it looks fun*
Kneumatic Pnight: *AND IT IS!*
Kneumatic Pnight: =P
DanielleSephy: *plays fetal position revolution!* (SA)
Kneumatic Pnight: XD
DanielleSephy: *gets a vision* ZOMGITBURNS!
DanielleSephy: (SS)
Kneumatic Pnight: Oh, SA, you're like the Gallileo of comedy.
Kneumatic Pnight: By which I mean, we're gonna' have to kill you for it.
Kneumatic Pnight: =P
DanielleSephy: *bursts into flames* (SS)
Kneumatic Pnight: *smothers the flames*
Kneumatic Pnight: *in true nerdboy fasion*
Kneumatic Pnight: =P
DanielleSephy: <temporary leave of senses as laughter takes over our bodies, please hold/>

[Funka Genocide]

CheshireThief says: (4:25:04 PM)
1) Guitar
2) Pixie is the sexiest (spoken at the beginning of every line, a bit distorted)
3) Pixie is the sexiest (melody)
4) Pixie is the sexiest (harmony)
5) Drum effect.
6) Turntable effect
7) Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker mother fucker tits fart turd and twat (I fucked your mom)
8) It would be nice to have a blowjob (from your mom)

writing a story... says: (4:25:20 PM)
?

CheshireThief says: (4:25:23 PM)
9) If I die before I wake, at least in heaven I can skate, cause right now on earth I can't do jack, without the man up on my back.

writing a story... says: (4:25:33 PM)
heh heh

CheshireThief says: (4:25:34 PM)
10) (meow mix theme)

CheshireThief says: (4:25:39 PM)
11) Boobs.

CheshireThief says: (4:25:43 PM)
12) Krylo is sexy too.

CheshireThief says: (4:25:49 PM)
So 12 layers!

writing a story... says: (4:25:54 PM)
I'm going to listen now...

writing a story... says: (4:26:39 PM)
yoiks!

writing a story... says: (4:26:48 PM)
how odd...

CheshireThief says: (4:27:06 PM)
Heee heeeee heeeee heee heeeeeeeee.

CheshireThief says: (4:27:20 PM)
24 seconds of awesome.

writing a story... says: (4:27:33 PM)
quite so!

CheshireThief says: (4:29:00 PM)
I have it on repeat right now.

writing a story... says: (4:29:19 PM)
you're definitely a weird one.

CheshireThief says: (4:29:39 PM)
And I inadvertently harmonized the two parts at the end that end with the word "mom".

writing a story... says: (4:30:04 PM)
how inanely fortuitous.

CheshireThief says: (4:30:30 PM)
I mean, every time I recorded another part, I muted everything except the guitar, so there's no way I could have done that on purpose.

writing a story... says: (4:30:52 PM)
perhaps its subconscious musical genius?

CheshireThief says: (4:31:07 PM)
Call me CheshireMozart.

writing a story... says: (4:31:17 PM)
no.

CheshireThief says: (4:31:31 PM)
TchaikovskyThief?

writing a story... says: (4:31:49 PM)
that's got a nice flow to it actually

writing a story... says: (4:31:56 PM)
hmmm...

writing a story... says: (4:32:14 PM)
Pachelbel's Kitty perhaps?

writing a story... says: (4:32:19 PM)
:P


[Nikose Tyris]

I am I, "what is this all about? is BMG

Nikose Isaias Tyris, the lord of union. says:
*sneaks up and huggles*
What is this about? says:
*is snucked up on and huggled* Meep!
Nikose Isaias Tyris, the lord of union. says:
I thought it was nice then my usual tacklehugglepounce.
What is this about? says:
^_^ Hehe, okies.
Nikose Isaias Tyris, the lord of union. says:
so, how are you? *points to his avatar--> kitten named gizmo, mine*
What is this about? says:
I'm sweet.
What is this about? says:
^_^ Hehehehe.
Nikose Isaias Tyris, the lord of union. says:
sweet and low? I drink that in my coffee...
Nikose Isaias Tyris, the lord of union. says:
I assume your not low.
Nikose Isaias Tyris, the lord of union. says:
does that mean you're high?
Nikose Isaias Tyris, the lord of union. says:
OMG, ARE YOU ON DRUGS??!?!?!??
What is this about? says:
Yeah, THE DRUG OF LIFE!!!!!!
Nikose Isaias Tyris, the lord of union. says:
...oh.

Cause I wanted to know if I could buy some crack.
What is this about? says:
Nah, you should ask someone else. ^_^
Nikose Isaias Tyris, the lord of union. says:
okay. Loyal looks like someone who could hook me up...
What is this about? says:
XD
What is this about? says:
KP.
Nikose Isaias Tyris, the lord of union. says:
KP?
What is this about? says:
Knuematic Pnight.
What is this about? says:
He's on drugs all the time.
Nikose Isaias Tyris, the lord of union. says:
ah! that'll work out fine! just so long as he isn't some kind of hardcore junkie, who's gonna shoot me like I'm wearing a wire...
What is this about? says:
XD

[mammothtank]

[22:57] *** KittyKat10371 has left the chat.
[22:57] Darthlord Ragnos: Hate to tell you but both sexes have the same hormones just in different amounts.
[22:57] mammothtank x: ...
[22:57] mammothtank x: Goddamn modem.
[22:57] mammothtank x: THen we have more of the better one.
[22:57] Raiden sparx: What's a Calico?
[22:57] Kuroude7: Mammoth... watch your mouth.
[22:57] mammothtank x: ?
[22:58] mammothtank x: Oh.
[22:58] CelesJessa87: those cats with lots of colors, or a tortoushell cat (sp)
[22:58] Kuroude7: Seriously, man, don't mention that word around me. I hate that word.
[22:58] Raiden sparx: modem?
[22:58] Kuroude7: 'Modem'... *shudders*
[22:58] mammothtank x: Uh... okay, I won't. Sorry.
[22:58] mammothtank x: ...oh.
[22:58] Raiden sparx: modemmodemmodemmodemmodem
[22:58] mammothtank x: Oh... I get it now.
[22:59] mammothtank x: I seriously thought i had offended you or something.
[22:59] Kneumatic Pnight: PEOPLE!
[22:59] Darthlord Ragnos: Or the dreaded dial up modem
[22:59] Raiden sparx: modem modem modem modem modem modem
[22:59] CelesJessa87: kill them Cloud (yeah, so did I MT)
[22:59] Kneumatic Pnight: STOP MENTIONING MODEM!
[22:59] Kneumatic Pnight: Cloud hates it when you mention modem.
[22:59] Raiden sparx: MODEMMODEMMODEMMODEM
[22:59] Kneumatic Pnight: Obviously, he hates modems.
[22:59] Raiden sparx: It's fun to say it. Say it with me!
[22:59] CelesJessa87: (don't forget cloud, you are required to kill them now. :P )
[22:59] Kneumatic Pnight: So we should all be kind to the modem hating cloud and take care to not offend his modem-hating ways by mentioning modem.
[23:00] Raiden sparx: ON TOP OF OLD MODEM, ALL COVERED WITH MODEMS. I LOST MY POOR MODEM, IN THE DARK OLD MODEM.
[23:00] Kneumatic Pnight: You're all modem this, and modem that... but you shouldn't be mentioning modems.
[23:00] Kuroude7: MODEMS MUST DIE! *kills all modems*
[23:00] Kuroude7: ...
[23:00] Kuroude7: Shit.

[BlackMageGirl!]

And here is proof!

zutsujin has left this chat.
davemikemc has left this chat.
darthlordragnos has left this chat.
fencershinryuu has left this chat.
npfenris has left this chat.
daniellesephy has left this chat.
kittykat10371 has left this chat.
bellerussian has left this chat.
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You left the chat.

[CelesJessa]

CelesJessa87: *fonces everyone*
ZutsuJin: *Is fonced*
Darthlord Ragnos: *is fonced*
DanielleSephy: *is fonced?*
Kuroude7: *is... fonced?*

[Cloud Strife]

Just noting that I added links to the first two Wing Wong threads in the first post, so those that wish to reminesce over good times from days gone by, can. :P That is all.

[BlackMageGirl!]

Cloud Strife: *pokes you* Are peeps gone?
SA: All but one. And we're talking about Quantum physics.
SA: Buuut...I can say for him to go away. ^_^
Cloud Strife: Heehee. You'll be at it a while.
SA: With shinryuu? Probably.
Cloud Strife: ...
Cloud Strife: That could be taken out of context SO easily.
SA: .....wing wong.

[Cloud Strife]

Kuroude7: Gotta love Wing Wong. XD
DanielleSephy: Yes!
Kuroude7: ... So tempted to Wing Wong...

[CheshireThief]

Here Lies Link: Hola.
davemikemc: you're back?
Here Lies Link: From work?
davemikemc: looks like it?
Here Lies Link: Does it?
davemikemc: kinda?
Here Lies Link: Really?
davemikemc: either that or you're abusing the store's computers?
Here Lies Link: My store has computers I can abuse?
davemikemc: I don't know. does it?
Here Lies Link: Does it seem that I know?
davemikemc: does it seem to me like you should?
Here Lies Link: How should I know?
davemikemc: shouldn't you be able to guess by now?
Here Lies Link: Why did it just take you so long to answer?
davemikemc: Do you know when the Perry Bible Fellowship updates?
Here Lies Link: Do I even know what the Perry Bible Fellowship is?
davemikemc: Do you?
Here Lies Link: Could you not read the sarcasm I just displayed?
davemikemc: what if I say no?
Here Lies Link: Will I ever be able to take you seriously again?
davemikemc: do you take me seriously now?
Here Lies Link: Is that a valid question?
davemikemc: what makes a question valid?
Here Lies Link: Do you even want to get me started?
davemikemc: started doing what, exactly?
Here Lies Link: Why are you so stupid?
davemikemc: why is your mother so ugly?
Here Lies Link: Shouldn't you ask Sephy?
davemikemc: why should I ask Sephy?
Here Lies Link: Didn't you know that I am her illegitimate child?
davemikemc: how would I know that?
Here Lies Link: Doesn't everyone know that?
davemikemc: isn't it obvious now that not everyone does?
Here Lies Link: Was I wrong to assume that everyone did after we made it blatently clear in the chat room on more than one occasion?
davemikemc: how often are we both on the chat at the same time?
Here Lies Link: Don't you know the answer better than I?
davemikemc: can't I ask a retorical question once in a while?
Here Lies Link: What's the point?
davemikemc: aren't we trying to keep this pattern going?
Here Lies Link: What pattern?
davemikemc: aren't we trying to keep answering eachother with questions?
Here Lies Link: Why are we doing that, by the way?
davemikemc: could it just be for fun and asshatery?
Here Lies Link: Why did you spell asshattery wrong?
davemikemc: is there a proper spelling?
Here Lies Link: Why wouldn't there be?
davemikemc: did you see the forecast for tomorrow?
Here Lies Link: Do I ever see the forecast?
davemikemc: do you go outside enough for it to matter?
Here Lies Link: Does walking to the car to go to work count?
davemikemc: is it a long walk?
Here Lies Link: Does that matter?
davemikemc: wouldn't the weather matter more if you had to walk a block or two?
Here Lies Link: Why would that matter to me?
davemikemc: wouldn't walking in the rain for ten minutes be more unplesant than walking ten steps in the same weather?
Here Lies Link: Will you give me some time to ponder over that?
davemikemc: why wouldn't that question be easy to answer?
Here Lies Link: Why are you pressuring me?
davemikemc: why are you being a wuss?
Here Lies Link: IS IT A CRIME TO BE A SENSITIVE MAN?
davemikemc: wasn't the word "sensitive" hijacked by emo kids?
Here Lies Link: Would you kindly fuck off, please?
davemikemc: how're you gonna fuckin make me?
Here Lies Link: Would you mind not using the fuck word?
davemikemc: why would you tell me not to say fuck while saying it yourself?
Here Lies Link: So we've reacehd an agreement?
davemikemc: where'd you get that idea?
Here Lies Link: Didn't you propose it?
davemikemc: where did I propose that we agree on anything?
Here Lies Link: How am I supposed to know you didn't imply it?
davemikemc: how do you manage to get food from a plate to your mouth when you're so stupid?
Here Lies Link: Would you mind if I took a break to go make some popcorn?
davemikemc: isn't it bad to eat so many empty calories this late at night?
Here Lies Link: Well, you can't really stop me, now can you?
davemikemc: am I not allowed to be conserned about your health?
Here Lies Link: Will you still be here when I get back from my popcorn?
davemikemc: it is pretty late, isn't it?
Here Lies Link: Will you or won't you?
davemikemc: why go to sleep now when I don't have to be up until around five in the afternoon?
Here Lies Link: So I'll see you after I make my popcorn, then?
davemikemc: you'd think that, wouldn't you?
Here Lies Link: Will you please be here when I get back from pop-corning it up?
davemikemc: do I have to promise or something?
Here Lies Link: Do you want to promise?
davemikemc: does it sound like I do?
Here Lies Link: Will you just wait five minutes?
davemikemc: will you just go make the damn popcorn already?
Here Lies Link: Did you miss me?
davemikemc: did I ever!?
Here Lies Link: Was that really a question?
davemikemc: does it really matter?
Here Lies Link: Doesn't it?
davemikemc: why shouldn't it?
Here Lies Link: Are you implying it does?
davemikemc: Aren't I implying both?
Here Lies Link: Are you trying to blow my mind?
davemikemc: did I succeed?
Here Lies Link: What was your intent?
davemikemc: you don't know?
Here Lies Link: Don't I?
davemikemc: how many times have we said "how should I know" in this conversation?
Here Lies Link: Does it matter?
davemikemc: how should I know?
Here Lies Link: Why are you changing the subject?
davemikemc: why didn't you ask that when I mentioned the weather?
Here Lies Link: Why are you bringing that up?
davemikemc: how much longer are we going to keep this up?
Here Lies Link: How long would you like to?
davemikemc: would you believe me if I said I was tired?
Here Lies Link: Why should I believe that?
davemikemc: do you know what time it is?
Here Lies Link: What time is it?
davemikemc: don't you have a clock on the lower right side of you screen?
Here Lies Link: Weren't you just tempeted to yell, "TOOL TIME!"
Here Lies Link: ?
davemikemc: do I seem like a "Home Improvement" fan to you?
Here Lies Link: Aren't you one?
davemikemc: jeez, how old was I when that show was on?
Here Lies Link: Do you love me now that I can dance?
davemikemc: when didn't I?
Here Lies Link: Wanna go, uh... you know...?
davemikemc: make out?
Here Lies Link: What gives you that idea?
davemikemc: what else am I supposed to think when you ask me something like that?
Here Lies Link: Didn't I make it clear that that was a one time thing?
davemikemc: if it was a one time thing, why'd we do it so many times?
Here Lies Link: How many times do I have to explain this to you, ho?
davemikemc: why should I listen to you when you talk to me like that?
Here Lies Link: If I apoligized now, would you accept it?
davemikemc: why don't you try it and see? <3
Here Lies Link: Do you accept the apology implied within this message?
davemikemc: don't I always?
Here Lies Link: Is this wing-wong-able?
davemikemc: what do you think?
Here Lies Link: What do you think I think?
davemikemc: haven't I put up much less worthy things before?
Here Lies Link: How do I argue with that?

[Flarecobra]

(I posted this on another board that I frequent, and I decided to share it with you all. Names have been removed by request though. To keep track, I replaced them with numbers.)

[1] 3:36 am: ANDNOW~!
[1] 3:36 am: To go eat.
[1] 3:36 am: BE ARE BE! =D
[2] 3:36 am: omgz k
[3] 3:36 am: -takes duct tape, slaps it on [2]'s furry back, rips it off-
[2] 3:36 am: *i w8 4 [1]*
[Flarecobra] 3:36 am: *Duct-tapes [1] to the wall*
[2] 3:37 am: o.O ~Just.. sorta.. stands there...~
[3] 3:37 am: OMFG [2] U r t0tally P4n3D!!!
[Flarecobra] 3:38 am: *Making sure that one goes over his mouth* I hate AOL-speak....*Glares at [3], half a roll
still left*
[2] 3:38 am: omfg i toteli no wut u men
[2] 3:38 am: [3], asl/?!1//?
[Flarecobra] 3:39 am: *Duct-tapes [2], mummifying him*
[3] 3:39 am: omg no wayz......45/m/secret bunker, u?
[Flarecobra] 3:39 am: I think I'm going to need more.....*Runs off*
[2] 3:40 am: ~Eat the tape that is consuming him~~
[2] 3:40 am: omg 14/f/cl *i blsh*
[Flarecobra] 3:41 am: *comes back with three extra-large rolls of tape, using a whole roll on [2]*
[3] 3:41 am: h0ly shitzzz [2] u r teh sexx0rs!
[2] 3:42 am: * runs frm flayer*
[Flarecobra] 3:42 am: GA!!!!*Just goes on a stabfest on [3]*
[3] 3:42 am: mmffmmfmfmmmmfmfmf
[3] 3:42 am: -dies-
[2] 3:42 am: ~Cackles and hides~
[Flarecobra] 3:42 am: *stabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabs tabstab*
[2] 3:43 am: ~Sneaks up on Flare and pokes her boobs, then runs~
[4] 3:43 am: *sniff* you would do Black Mage proud.
[Flarecobra] 3:43 am: Go ahread, someone else speak Leet. *Covered in blood*
[3] 3:43 am: -dead, so very dead-
[Flarecobra] 3:43 am: *Grabs [2]*
[2] 3:44 am: Oh shit.
[2] 3:44 am: ~Smiles at Flare~ Flare! Buddy! Pal 'o mine! =D
[Flarecobra] 3:44 am: *stabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabs tabstab*
[4] 3:45 am: we got a blackmage moment over here!
[2] 3:45 am: ~Dies in her arms~
[Flarecobra] 3:46 am: *Ish quite insane right now from the leetspeak, dumps [2]'s body in a vat of BBq sauce*
[3] 3:46 am: -is resurected though the power of 1337- OMFG Flare why did u due that?!?!?! 1111!!11
lol
[Flarecobra] 3:46 am: Damn, my speartip broke in him.
[2] 3:47 am: *omg i cum bk 2 life and run*
[Flarecobra] 3:47 am: *Gets out the chainsaw* Though this'll do. *Chases [3]*
[4] 3:47 am: *hands flare a new knife, marked "Ginsu 9000" *
[4] 3:47 am: She has been driven insane
[3] 3:47 am: -runs and hides-
[Flarecobra] 3:48 am: *Finds [3]* TIME TO DIE!!!! *Attacks*
[3] 3:48 am: -dodges, hides again where he can't be found-
[2] 3:48 am: ~Pokes Flare's butt and points at [3]~
[1] 3:48 am: Yay!
[Flarecobra] 3:49 am: *Chainsaws [2] into shredded beef, then takes off after [3], knowing where he's going to
hide*
[1] 3:50 am: ?/?
[2] 3:50 am: ~Dies~
[2] 3:50 am: ~Comes back to life and clings to [1]~ ...asl?
[3] 3:50 am: -hids where Flare didn't expect, this time in an uber-safe totally unfindable spot-
[4] 3:50 am: *Peers at [2]... and produces the De-leet-inator...*
[Flarecobra] 3:50 am: Oh [3, sung out].....come out and plaaayyy.......
[1] 3:51 am: Ohmahgawd I R 18, U//?
[4] 3:51 am: *Which suspiciously looks like the De-neuralizer from MiB 2*
[2] 3:51 am: i r 14/f/ca *blshs*
[Flarecobra] 3:51 am: *Glares at [1], a crazed look on her face*
[1] 3:52 am: >.>
[Flarecobra] 3:52 am: *And [2]*
[1] 3:52 am: I mean.. Oh my goodness, I am a respectable 18 year old man.
[2] 3:52 am: And I mean.. i r 14/f/ca *blshes mower*
[3] 3:52 am: -unleashes his 1337 attack on Flare- ZOMFC F1ArE C0BrA y R u try1ng 2 hurt
/\/\e?11!!11!! LOL ROFLCOPTER!!!
[4] 3:53 am: *She flips a few switches...* oh... my... dear... god... its... infecting...
[Flarecobra] 3:53 am: *Chainsaws* (Wow, this is like some fucked up vesrion of the Shining.)
[3] 3:54 am: -dodges and jams the chainsaw with an LOL-
[Flarecobra] 3:55 am: *Chainsaw dies, pulls out a sladgehammer, bashes [3]*
[3] 3:55 am: -blocks with a ROFL-
[4] 3:56 am: I think its time for the ultimate weapon...
[Flarecobra] 3:56 am: *Kills [3] by cooking his heart*
[Flarecobra] 3:57 am: Almsot forgot I had control of fire. ^_^
[3] 3:57 am: -was still alive, so that woulda been kinda hard....takes off in his ROFLCOPTER and
flys away-
[3] 3:57 am: -plus he's immune to fire-
[Flarecobra] 3:58 am: *Shoots it down*
[3] 3:58 am: -the ROFLCOPTER is un-shootdownable-
[Flarecobra] 3:58 am: That fall'l hurt though.
[4] 3:59 am: *How about we freeze the rotors of the ROFLCOPTER.*
[Flarecobra] 4:00 am: *Nukes [3]*
[3] 4:00 am: -totally dodges the nuke-
[Flarecobra] 4:01 am: Wait....[3] has god-mode on.
[4] 4:01 am: Yeap...
[Flarecobra] 4:02 am: *Snaps fingers* I know! The Great Will of the Microcosim!
[4] 4:02 am: The what of the what in the what?
[Flarecobra] 4:03 am: You've never seen Excel Saga I take it.
[4] 4:03 am: Nope. Havent been so blessed, Id think.
[Flarecobra] 4:05 am: *A small,spinning galaxy with arms comes in, performs a Reset, setting everything back to
before all this AOL-speak invaded and changing them so that it never happoned*



And CT, that was like watching a game of Questions Only.

[MasterOfMagic]

Did you miss changing the names to letters 9 and 17 lines up from the bottom? You might wanna fix that, if ya did. *would have quoted it, but it would have made your change pointless*

In anycase: XD

[Cloud Strife]

Noctomark says: I wanna be like Cloud in SOLDIER!

Kuroude7 says: So you want to end up as a mercenary in an alleged terrorist group that ends up saving the world from a genocidal maniac that plans on destroying the planet and becoming a god? XD

Noctomark says: ... That... that'd be... no words. O_o

Kuroude7 says: XD

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CelesJessa87: nooooo I was soooo close to figureing this one out, and I messed up somewhere
DanielleSephy: That sux.
LethargyMan has left the room.
CelesJessa87: I think that might have fixed it

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Kuroude7: Also, I'm back.
Kneumatic Pnight: I don't believe it!
Kneumatic Pnight: PROVE IT!
Kuroude7: *proves it beyond any doubt*
Kuroude7: *just to piss KP off*
Kuroude7: XD
Kneumatic Pnight: I am intrigued by your logic and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

[BlackMageGirl!]

DarthlordRagnos: Damn cat is fastenated with my beard
Kuroude7: XD Cute!
DarthlordRagnos: I hate male cats. There too aggressive when they want attention
Kuroude7: *They're
DarthlordRagnos: They won't just sit still and get petted
DanielleSephy: Like most men.
Kuroude7: XD Nice.
Sasami Android: *wing wongs that*

[Fenris]

I am FenrisBurger, BMG! is What is this about?, and Meister is Washi-Sensei.

The FenrisBurger! says:
*pokes Meister*
Washi-Sensei - Sakaki Fanboy ^_^ says:
Eep!
The FenrisBurger! says:
How severe was your hangover?
What is this about? says:
He asked my bra size.
The FenrisBurger! says:
He did?
Washi-Sensei - Sakaki Fanboy ^_^ says:
I've had worse. Which isn't to say I have a desire to repeat it anytime soon I WHAT?
The FenrisBurger! says:
XD
What is this about? says:
*giggles, but says nothing*

[Truce]

rippleofthought: Leaving for 2 weeks day after christmas.
Croteam6: Oh. So it's not permanent?
CelesJessa87: aww

...I'll just pretend she's sad to hear I'll be gone, heh.

---

CelesJessa87 (8:40:24 PM): nighty night
rippleofthoughts (8:40:26 PM): See yah.
MrViewtiful (8:40:29 PM): PANTIES!
(8:40:36 PM) CelesJessa87 has left the room.
MrViewtiful (8:40:46 PM): Mission: Complete
rippleofthoughts (8:40:54 PM): Yeah...I am never letting you say goodbye to anyone again, V.
MrViewtiful (8:40:59 PM): no
MrViewtiful (8:41:07 PM): there's an explanation to all this
Croteam6 (8:41:23 PM): You have a minute and a half to make it mysterious.
MrViewtiful (8:41:45 PM): k
MrViewtiful (8:41:53 PM): so I was playing Naruto 4 on the gamecube
rippleofthoughts (8:41:56 PM): ...
MrViewtiful (8:42:02 PM): and Iwas using the mysterious Frog Hermit
Croteam6 (8:42:03 PM): No ; I want it written like a movie trailer.
MrViewtiful (8:42:07 PM): oh fine
rippleofthoughts (8:42:14 PM): You still have the same time limit.
Croteam6 (8:42:17 PM): I'll restart the clock because I am generous.
rippleofthoughts (8:42:21 PM): Aww...
Croteam6 (8:42:21 PM): Go.
MrViewtiful (8:42:25 PM): (mysterious announcer): Once, in a ladn far away...
MrViewtiful (8:42:34 PM): MA: there was a man...
Croteam6 (8:42:34 PM): Yaaay, yayy!
MrViewtiful (8:42:46 PM): MA: a man so strange...
MrViewtiful (8:42:51 PM): MA: So twisted...
MrViewtiful (8:42:55 PM): MA: HE
MrViewtiful (8:42:59 PM): MA: DRPS
MrViewtiful (8:43:02 PM): *drps
MrViewtiful (8:43:06 PM): *DROPS darnit
Croteam6 (8:43:14 PM): That killed the mood.
MrViewtiful (8:43:16 PM): MA: FROGS ON NINJAS!
Croteam6 (8:43:18 PM): You were on the road to victory.
MrViewtiful (8:43:21 PM): *explosion
rippleofthoughts (8:43:26 PM): ...I obviously didn't mess with his Keyboard.
MrViewtiful (8:43:26 PM): *lensflare*
MrViewtiful (8:43:29 PM): *fade in*
Croteam6 (8:43:33 PM): Ooo! Lensflare is good!
Croteam6 (8:43:37 PM): Montage! Go with the montage!
Sithdarth Sidous (8:43:40 PM): *sings* This is the story of a girl...
MrViewtiful (8:43:40 PM): *there stands Naruto*
rippleofthoughts (8:43:44 PM): Go for the Cameo!
Sithdarth Sidous (8:43:52 PM): and I forgot the rest
MrViewtiful (8:44:00 PM): Naruto: No! Ero-sennin! I didn't steal your girly magazines!
rippleofthoughts (8:44:01 PM): Who cried a river and drowned the whole world?
MrViewtiful (8:44:13 PM): Hermit: TOO LATE!
MrViewtiful (8:44:21 PM): Naruto: NOOOO!
Croteam6 (8:44:26 PM): As I recall, this was Mr Viewtiful's time to shine.
MrViewtiful (8:44:27 PM): *cut to black*
Croteam6 (8:44:39 PM): Orchestrated instrumental!
rippleofthoughts (8:44:40 PM): No, I was referring to Sithdarth.
Croteam6 (8:44:42 PM): Dramatic music!
MrViewtiful (8:44:54 PM): MA: and the little piece of crap was neevr heard from again...ALIVE THAT IS!!!
MrViewtiful (8:45:04 PM): *evil laughter*
Croteam6 (8:45:08 PM): This draws a gasp from the audience ...
MrViewtiful (8:45:10 PM): *lightning strike*
Croteam6 (8:45:19 PM): ... cut to MPAA rating screen and credits.
MrViewtiful (8:45:28 PM): PERVERT SENSEI IV: ATTACK OF HE FROG ZOMBIES
Croteam6 (8:45:33 PM): That was passable. Not fantastic, not great, but not poor.
MrViewtiful (8:45:37 PM): coming August 2006
MrViewtiful (8:45:44 PM): aww c'mon
Croteam6 (8:45:45 PM): It shall do. It brought a smile to my face.
Croteam6 (8:45:51 PM): For this, you shall live.
rippleofthoughts (8:45:56 PM): ...wait, August 2006?
MrViewtiful (8:45:57 PM): and acandy?
Croteam6 (8:46:03 PM): And a candy.
MrViewtiful (8:46:04 PM): yeah
MrViewtiful (8:46:11 PM): that means we gotta make it now Ecurt
rippleofthoughts (8:46:15 PM): ...
rippleofthoughts (8:46:22 PM): We're actually going to film that?
MrViewtiful (8:46:27 PM): sure
MrViewtiful (8:46:33 PM): they sell naruto jackets at hot topic

[mammothtank]

Curious about the "scene"? PM me.
Edit: Or don't. Fine. I don't care either, and I wasn't going to tell you anyway. :shifty:
[22:06] Alex "mammothtank" G: So what do you think?
[22:06] The FenrisBurger!: XD
[22:07] The FenrisBurger!: That was beautiful.
[22:07] The FenrisBurger!: Charming.
[22:07] The FenrisBurger!: Eloquent.

Smooth.
XD
[22:08] Alex "mammothtank" G: If you try to Wing Wong that scene, I will fly to Iowa, hunt you down, and carve your heart out with a spoon.
[22:08] The FenrisBurger!: ...
[22:08] The FenrisBurger!: That makes me want to WingWong that.
[22:08] Alex "mammothtank" G: >.>
[22:09] The FenrisBurger!: But I won't. Mainly because I have an orange.
[22:09] Alex "mammothtank" G: What does an orange have to do with Wing Wong?
[22:09] The FenrisBurger!: Go with it.
[22:09] The FenrisBurger!: Or I'll wingowng it.
[22:10] Alex "mammothtank" G: Um... Okay, that works. I think...
[22:10] Alex "mammothtank" G: Wait... you said you're on Trillian?
[22:11] The FenrisBurger!: [21:09] Alex "mammothtank" G: Wait... you said you're on Trillian?
[22:11] Alex "mammothtank" G: Congratulations. You now have that whole scene archived.
[22:11] Alex "mammothtank" G: Enjoy.
[22:11] The FenrisBurger!: w006.
[22:11] The FenrisBurger!: *w00t.
[22:11] The FenrisBurger!: I also have Archives for MSN...
[22:11] Alex "mammothtank" G: I don't know whether to laugh or cry...
[22:12] The FenrisBurger!: Both!
[22:12] Alex "mammothtank" G: XD
[22:12] Alex "mammothtank" G: T_T
[22:12] The FenrisBurger!: ^^

[Truce]

rippleofthoughts (8:33:45 PM): That reminds me, any references I can use to you in the Christmas RP?
KittyKat10371 (8:34:01 PM): What do you mean?
rippleofthoughts (8:34:33 PM): Well, considering I'm pointing a Demonic/Pimp Sword/Cane/Spear at IC, and am going to attack him...
KittyKat10371 (8:35:00 PM): *shrug*
rippleofthoughts (8:35:31 PM): Screw it then, I guess. I'll just point behind him and yell "Look, Pyros is molesting SK!"
KittyKat10371 (8:35:43 PM): Go with Krylo
KittyKat10371 (8:35:51 PM): Is he in the RP?
rippleofthoughts (8:35:55 PM): Yep.
rippleofthoughts (8:36:04 PM): Can't believe I forgot about Krylo.
KittyKat10371 (8:36:11 PM): ^_^

[Fenris]

I'm FenrisBurger, BMG is What is this about, Meister is Washi-Sensei, Melfice is Melfice.


What is this about? says:
*raises an eyebrow* That's why you should've had in in your hand.

What is this about? says:
Or at least a hand on your stuff.

Washi-Sensei - Sakaki Fanboy ^_^ says:
Sucks I didn't get to buy an MP3-Stick before I went off, though. I should have known better than to attempt such craziness three days before Christmas.

Washi-Sensei - Sakaki Fanboy ^_^ says:
Wait...

Washi-Sensei - Sakaki Fanboy ^_^ says:
*rereads*

Melfice says:
Indeed. Always carry music on a journey. It's the first lesson of train travelling.

Washi-Sensei - Sakaki Fanboy ^_^ says:
*snickerhrgmph*

Melfice says:
Heh.

The FenrisBurger! says:
Snickerhergmph?

The FenrisBurger! says:
*snickerhrgmph

What is this about? says:
That's fucking awesome.

The FenrisBurger! says:
I misspelled nonsense. o,O

Washi-Sensei - Sakaki Fanboy ^_^ says:
I did have music, but my CD-Player is the most unreliable piece of technology ever created.

What is this about? says:
XD

What is this about? says:
HAHAHAHAHA!

The FenrisBurger! says:
XD

The FenrisBurger! says:
*gives BMG sedatives*

What is this about? says:
That's so funny, Fenris. XD

What is this about? says:
*dies*

The FenrisBurger! says:
o,O

The FenrisBurger! says:
<,<

The FenrisBurger! says:
>,>

The FenrisBurger! says:
*revives*

What is this about? says:
*is revived* Sedatives are the opposite of my inner energy, so it effectively kills my soul.

The FenrisBurger! says:
XD

Melfice says:
XD

The FenrisBurger! says:
How about a padded room? =P

What is this about? says:
I call that "funboingytimeofbounceyness" place.

The FenrisBurger! says:
XD

What is this about? says:
But that hasn't happen yet so... >.>

Washi-Sensei - Sakaki Fanboy ^_^ says:
My room will have a carpet, does that count? oO

Melfice says:
Heh.

The FenrisBurger! says:
XD

What is this about? says:
Wait wait wait, just what are you suggesting? @@

[CheshireThief]

[01:13] Here Lies Link: Because I figure it'll be easier to do posts like that if we are both already on the same page. I mean, since it's you, we could probably wing things like that.... But where would the fun in that be?
[01:14] blindmimeprdctns: same place as if we do it on the fly
[01:14] blindmimeprdctns: fun originates from but one location
[01:14] blindmimeprdctns: the penis
[01:14] Here Lies Link: It sure does.
[01:16] blindmimeprdctns: this is by far the best conversation we've had yet

Later, in that same conversation!

[01:52] Here Lies Link: Girls are icky!
[01:58] blindmimeprdctns: they sure are
[01:58] blindmimeprdctns: so mucho so i'm going to think about them while i dream
[01:58] Here Lies Link: Ewww!
[01:58] blindmimeprdctns: sweet dreams good sir
[01:59] Here Lies Link: They're so icky that when you dream about them, you wake up with icky stuff on you and your sheets!
[01:59] blindmimeprdctns: they are about that icky
[01:59] Here Lies Link: So deliciously icky...

[Meister]

It is me and Cloud!

[00:40] Delirious treat: Sasami-chan ahs been bugging me about my phone number for months. Only I never had one... T_T
[00:40] Delirious treat: *has
[00:40] Delirious treat: *had
[00:40] Delirious treat: *no, has
[00:40] Kuroude7: *have
[00:40] Kuroude7: *no, had
[00:40] Delirious treat: *have?
[00:41] Delirious treat: *yeah
[00:41] Kuroude7: *XD
[00:41] Kuroude7: *Wing Wong?
[00:41] Delirious treat: *can't see why not

Also it is the crazy chat!

[23:15] * FencerShinryuu humps Meister.
[23:15] mammothtank x: 0.o
[23:15] DanielleSephy: O.o;
[23:15] Kneumatic Pnight: ...aah. The feel of chat.
[23:15] * Here Lies Link saw that coming.
[23:16] FencerShinryuu: (because he's the sexiest of the Mods)
[23:16] Here Lies Link: (You're almost correct)
[23:16] Kneumatic Pnight: And some things just never change.
[23:16] Delirious treat: I wouldn't say "of chat."

[Sithdarth]

[18:18] Darthlord Ragnos: Talk damn you before I go insane.
[18:18] kneumaticpnight: No.
[18:18] kneumaticpnight: I mean...
[18:18] Darthlord Ragnos: *goes insane and rips his hand off*
[18:18] kneumaticpnight: Damn.
[18:18] kneumaticpnight: Oh... nevermind.
[18:19] Darthlord Ragnos: *chucks it at KP*
[18:19] kneumaticpnight: Eww!
[18:19] kneumaticpnight: I don't want head from you!
[18:19] Darthlord Ragnos: *rips his other hand off and throws that too*
[18:19] kneumaticpnight: *kicks it back*
[18:19] Darthlord Ragnos: Hand KP hand.
[18:19] *** Karesh15 has joined the chat.
[18:19] kneumaticpnight: Oh, hand...
[18:19] kneumaticpnight: It still works!
[18:19] kneumaticpnight: WAIT!
[18:19] kneumaticpnight: How do you rip off your other hand?
[18:19] DanielleSephy: o.O
[18:19] DanielleSephy: O.o
[18:19] *** kuroude7 has joined the chat.
[18:19] Darthlord Ragnos: Very carefully
[18:19] DanielleSephy: HI CLOUD!
[18:19] kneumaticpnight: <<
[18:20] kneumaticpnight: >>
[18:20] Karesh15: Works for me
[18:20] Darthlord Ragnos: *rips of both arms and beats kp with them*
[18:20] kuroude7: Hey Sephy. ^_^
[18:20] kneumaticpnight: O.o
[18:20] kneumaticpnight: *rips off both my arms and fights back*
[18:20] DanielleSephy: XD
[18:20] DanielleSephy: lamo
[18:20] Darthlord Ragnos: *duels KP*
[18:20] DanielleSephy: lmao*
[18:21] Darthlord Ragnos: *rips off a leg and uses that too*
[18:21] kneumaticpnight: *rips off both legs and my spine*
[18:21] Darthlord Ragnos: Haha I have the upper hand
[18:21] kuroude7: o_O
[18:21] DanielleSephy: XD
[18:21] Karesh15: My god
[18:21] Darthlord Ragnos: *rips off Clouds arms and uses those too*
[18:21] Karesh15: The SPINE
[18:21] kneumaticpnight: *rips off clouds legs and his spine*
[18:21] DanielleSephy: =O
[18:21] kuroude7: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/26684108/ O_o
[18:21] Karesh15: I don't like where this might end up
[18:22] kneumaticpnight: *to which the hair remains attached like a morninstar*
[18:22] kuroude7: *summons the beast in the link*
[18:22] Darthlord Ragnos: *rips Karesh to pieces and uses them*
[18:22] kneumaticpnight: *rips appart sephy and uses her*
[18:22] Karesh15: Knew i didnt like were this was going.
[18:22] DanielleSephy: Ow!
[18:22] DanielleSephy: T.T
[18:22] *** Delirious treat has joined the chat.
[18:23] kneumaticpnight: *takes the "T"s and uses them too*
[18:23] DanielleSephy: .
[18:23] DanielleSephy: . !!!
[18:23] kneumaticpnight: *throws the ".' at darth too, for good measure*
[18:23] Darthlord Ragnos: *takes the !'s and uses them*
[18:23] Delirious treat: It was the Interpunction War.
[18:24] kneumaticpnight: *rips off Meister's arms and uses them too*
[18:24] DanielleSephy: BYE!
[18:24] Darthlord Ragnos: Later
[18:24] kneumaticpnight: see ya'
[18:24] Delirious treat: That's not interpunction!
[18:24] kuroude7: Bai!
[18:24] kneumaticpnight: We were using body parts first.
[18:24] *** DanielleSephy has left the chat.
[18:24] Darthlord Ragnos: *explodes violently in KPs direction*
[18:24] kneumaticpnight: *dies horribly*
[18:25] Karesh15: *is free
[18:25] Karesh15: *begins reassembling
[18:25] kneumaticpnight: *you're also in pieces*
[18:25] kneumaticpnight: Oh... nevermind.
[18:25] kneumaticpnight: Damn.
[18:25] kneumaticpnight: *walks into the room as if nothing happened*
[18:25] *** MrViewtiful has joined the chat.
[18:25] kuroude7: Hey V.
[18:25] Darthlord Ragnos: *reassembles*

One of the most epic of battles that has ever occured.

[Mike McC]

Out of context, and alone, the best type of quoting.

(22:41:04) mammothtank x: Who's up for some "me-sauce"?

[BlackMageGirl!]

Sasami Android: But, you're feeling good, so thats good!
RedMage99x: yep
Sasami Android: This calls for celebration! *eats Triple Chocolate Pie*
RedMage99x: lol
Sasami Android: Have you ever had it? It's like sex on a fork. And it's cheap, too.
RedMage99x: XD...no no i haven't.
Sasami Android: Then get over here and get some!
Sasami Android: Pie, I mean. Not sex.
RedMage99x: ok, well I'll just negate all laws of time and space...wait i can't do that yet damns
Sasami Android: Well...um...I'LL DO SOMETHING!
RedMage99x: ???
Sasami Android: Like...mail you some pie n'stuff.
RedMage99x: XD...i don't think that would work sadly
Sasami Android: Not only would it go bad, but they would think that it's a bomb made out of Anthrax made to support terrorism because of the Happy Holidays, and probably protest and picket across my lawn.
RedMage99x: yeah, cause Iowa is such a hotbed of activity :-P
Sasami Android: Or retards.
Sasami Android: Oh wait, the last part is true.
RedMage99x: XD

[Meister]

It's like sex on a fork.
Ow.

Remember kids, always check the bed for stray cutlery before getting down to "business."

... kids?

[Melfice]

Wow... that's just... wow?

This was planned... Must have been. Nobody has that much luck...

[Mike McC]

(15:56:39) ZutsuJin: In honor of MT's dignity, I will not
(15:56:48) FencerShinryuu: What dignity?
(15:56:49) mammothtank x: Thank you, ZJ.
(15:56:52) mammothtank x: ...
(15:57:01) KittyKat10371: *sits on MT*
(15:57:02) mammothtank x: What little I ahve left, thank you very much.
(15:57:04) KittyKat10371: Giddy up!
(15:57:05) mammothtank x: ...

[Silly Kitty]

Out of context but very funny.

ZutsuJin: I would dance but part of me is inside SK

[BlackMageGirl!]

I need a hero... says:
I've got problems.

FenrisWolf says:
Such as?

I need a hero... says:
Tiredness.

FenrisWolf says:
Same here.

I need a hero... says:
I should really get an energy drink tomorrow.

FenrisWolf says:
Or maybe some sleep.

FenrisWolf says:
Y'know, that thing you do in a bed.

FenrisWolf says:
Oh, damn...

I need a hero... says:
Good job.

FenrisWolf says:
Eep.

I need a hero... says:
Wing wong!

FenrisWolf says:
XD

[Bob The Mercenary]

Somehow I thought my return to NPF would be more "glorious" than this.


You have just entered room "chat8bit."
FencerShinryuu: Die.
BobtheMercenary: tried it
FencerShinryuu: Here, use this spoon.
BobtheMercenary: I'm getting a message "immune to silverware"
FencerShinryuu: It's not silver.
InbredChoc: Well I believe his is wooden
FencerShinryuu: No.
InbredChoc: oh? What is it?
FencerShinryuu: A spoon.
InbredChoc: I mean what is it made of?
FencerShinryuu: A bigger spoon.
InbredChoc: And that spoon I can assume is made of spoon like materials?
FencerShinryuu: It is a spoon.
BobtheMercenary: there is no spoon
FencerShinryuu: You are right.
InbredChoc: *Pulls out a spork*
FencerShinryuu: It is really a spork.
FencerShinryuu: Damnit, you ruined it, Inbred.
InbredChoc: Muhahahaha!
FencerShinryuu: WHY MUST YOU CAUSE PAIN.
InbredChoc: You will not stop what causes me joy!
FencerShinryuu: /me implants the vision of a nude Michael Jackson into Inbrds brain, for all eternity.
KittyKat10371: /me slaps someone
InbredChoc: *Uses spork to remove brain*
FencerShinryuu: You are dead.

[mammothtank]

Ashmee is a girl from FF Platform.
[19:58] mammothtank x: Boo.
[19:58] Ashmee3879: AHHHH! Oh my god its...oh, its just you...:-D
[19:58] mammothtank x: XD
[19:59] Ashmee3879: Soo....Hey!
[19:59] mammothtank x: Hello.
[19:59] Ashmee3879: Hows it?
[19:59] mammothtank x: Pretty good, I guess.
[20:00] Ashmee3879: Thats always good. Wouldnt want you to have a bad day and then commit suicide...maybe after the nonexistent war...
[20:00] mammothtank x: *shrugs*
[20:01] Ashmee3879: Would you really? Yes! That means I can have your spot...I mean...dont!
[20:01] mammothtank x: ...
[20:02] mammothtank x: What, you thought I was planning on killing myself?
[20:02] Ashmee3879: No...you have to learn eventually that I often have a sarcastic side
[20:02] mammothtank x: XD
[20:03] Ashmee3879: Soo....chairs...good things those
[20:04] mammothtank x: Um... yea.
[20:04] Ashmee3879: Thats it...just a yea...come on, they diserve more than that, i mean, they're chairs.
[20:05] mammothtank x: CHAIRS ROXXORZ MY BOXXORZ!!!!11!11eleven
[20:05] mammothtank x: Better?
[20:05] Ashmee3879: YES! The chairs say thank you.
[20:05] mammothtank x: ...
[20:05] mammothtank x: Okay then.
[20:06] Ashmee3879: :-D

[batgirl]

Rhiya Ravenwing: CJ made a rule
batgirlsprodegy2: what rule?
Rhiya Ravenwing: that whoever in 8bit chat with Raiden (and is female) get to put a choice magical item on Raiden
Raiden sparx: T-T
Raiden sparx: I hate you all.
FencerShinryuu: That makes him do some action.
Rhiya Ravenwing: and that magical item allows you to do some sort of action
Rhiya Ravenwing: yes
Rhiya Ravenwing: mine makes him daaance and siiing XD
FencerShinryuu: Such as fall asleep, dance, sing, what-have you.
mammothtank x: X.x
mammothtank x: I are defeatededness.
LoZFanatic: :P
Rhiya Ravenwing: *heals MT?*
batgirlsprodegy2: ooh
batgirlsprodegy2: cool
batgirlsprodegy2: I shall use a very special item
mammothtank x: That was still cool, though.
Rhiya Ravenwing: yy
Rhiya Ravenwing: hmm
Raiden sparx: I sense an evil power approaching...
batgirlsprodegy2: I present to you: the "in my pants" jewel
Rhiya Ravenwing: mwahaha
mammothtank x: I don't have to replace those characters, though, do I?
Raiden sparx: But I already have jewels in my pants.
Rhiya Ravenwing: rofl!
batgirlsprodegy2: now every time Raiden types something, he has to put "in my pants" at the end of it
batgirlsprodegy2: mwahahahah
LoZFanatic: Nope.
Raiden sparx: Well, this won't end well in my pants.
LoZFanatic: That would suck.
Rhiya Ravenwing: ahh, so it's a JEWEL
Raiden sparx: It truly does suck in my pants.
mammothtank x: Raiden, whatever you do, don't say "you suck."
Raiden sparx: You suck in my pants.
mammothtank x: ...
Rhiya Ravenwing: XD
FencerShinryuu: Actually, the magic item has to have a spoken trigger.
Raiden sparx: You people are all evil...in my pants.
FencerShinryuu: Spoken by the one who put it on him.
FencerShinryuu: I think that's the rule.
mammothtank x: Kiku: I wish there were more than two maps, though.
LoZFanatic: It's in beta testing, and stuff.
Rhiya Ravenwing: Batgirl, you gotta have a way to turn it off as well
Raiden sparx: ...........in my pants.
mammothtank x: Well, yeah, I guess... but it seems to work great.
Raiden sparx: Wing wong this bitch....in my pants.
batgirlsprodegy2: turn it off?
batgirlsprodegy2: hmmm
batgirlsprodegy2: ok
batgirlsprodegy2: the only way to turn it off is to kick Raiden in the nuts
FencerShinryuu: ... I'll allow it.
Raiden sparx: ..........I'm afraid...in my pants.
mammothtank x: >.< Ack.
Rhiya Ravenwing: WOOT!
batgirlsprodegy2: and to turn it on you tap him on the head
Rhiya Ravenwing: and how to turn it on again?
Rhiya Ravenwing: yaaay!
batgirlsprodegy2: observe
batgirlsprodegy2: *kicks Raiden in the nuts*
Raiden sparx: SON OF A SUBMARINER!
mammothtank x: XD
Rhiya Ravenwing: XD
Raiden sparx: *falls over in pain*
batgirlsprodegy2: *taps him on the head and runs*
mammothtank x: *is in stitches*
Rhiya Ravenwing: *Plodes with laughter!*

[SephirothSama]

YAY!

DanielleSephy: Know what?
Kneumatic Pnight: The word/
Kneumatic Pnight: Yes I do.
Kneumatic Pnight: *?
DanielleSephy: YAY!
DanielleSephy: Just checking.
Kneumatic Pnight: Anyway, what?
DanielleSephy: I'm crazy.
Kneumatic Pnight: LIES!
Kneumatic Pnight: *covers ears and jumps off a bridge*
DanielleSephy: *does the I'm Crazy dance*
DanielleSephy: *explodes and particle board flies everywhere*
DanielleSephy: *the boards explode into a pack of wild corndogs and maul small children*
DanielleSephy: *when full, the corndogs explode into thousands of tiny lavalamps*
DanielleSephy: *the lavalamps goin a union*
Kneumatic Pnight: *is invoked somehow*
Kneumatic Pnight: *stomps on the union*
Kneumatic Pnight: *blows lava lamps up*
DanielleSephy: *and work their way up the corporate latter by eating all the bike spokes of the employees*
Kneumatic Pnight: *drops a comet on the group*
Kneumatic Pnight: *vanishes suddenly*
DanielleSephy: *the lavslamps explode...*
DanielleSephy: *into chinchillas awake spiritually*
DanielleSephy: *then ascend into nirvana*
DanielleSephy: that*
Kneumatic Pnight: *is invoked somehow*
Kneumatic Pnight: *stomps on nirvana*
Kneumatic Pnight: *vanishes suddenly*
DanielleSephy: *nirvana explodes into millions of lays potato chips, which pollute the air and cause the exticntion of the dinotaxicabs.
DanielleSephy: *honk*
Kneumatic Pnight: *is invoked somehow*
Kneumatic Pnight: *eats all the chips*
Kneumatic Pnight: *explodes in a shower of awesome*
DanielleSephy: *eats the awesome*
DanielleSephy: *is so energized, sits down and finishes VII*
DanielleSephy: *earth explodes*
DanielleSephy: *sun explodes*
Kneumatic Pnight: *explodes explodes*
DanielleSephy: *big bang reverses into the big gnab out of pure shock*
Kneumatic Pnight: *appears somehow*
Kneumatic Pnight: *stomps on the gnab*
Kneumatic Pnight: *destroys it*
Kneumatic Pnight: *then puts it in my pocket and wanders off*
DanielleSephy: *and now, there is nothing...*
DanielleSephy: *is bored now*
Kneumatic Pnight: *returns with a jar*
Kneumatic Pnight: *releaces a syphoned bit of the force of creation*
Kneumatic Pnight: *dies horribly*
DanielleSephy: *builds a sandcastle with it*
DanielleSephy: *sandcastle explodes*
DanielleSephy: *and creates DanielleSephy*
DanielleSephy: o.O
DanielleSephy: O.o
Kneumatic Pnight: *is invoked somehow*
Kneumatic Pnight: *stomps DanielleSephy*
Kneumatic Pnight: *blows it up*
DanielleSephy: Ow.
Kneumatic Pnight: *pours acid on it*
DanielleSephy: T.T
Kneumatic Pnight: *disassembles it*
Kneumatic Pnight: *wanders off*
DanielleSephy: o.O
DanielleSephy: O.o
DanielleSephy: *dies*

[Mike McC]

FencerShinryuu: ... Huh. It's the freezing point at Bill's House.
FencerShinryuu: This page has a bunch of personal weather stations, and one of them is labeled 'Bill's House'.
clollieman: Who would label a weather station "Bill's House"?
FencerShinryuu: Bill, I'd assume.
FencerShinryuu: ... I want to be at Bill's House.
FencerShinryuu: Bill's House sounds cool.
FencerShinryuu: Not as cool as Bob's house, but still.
clollieman: Who is this Bill? What makes Bill worthy of his own weather station lable?
Darthlord Ragnos: Bill should die
FencerShinryuu: You want to kill Bill?
Darthlord Ragnos: Yes
clollieman: I didn't know you were a bride.
FencerShinryuu: It'll take you two volumes. And 80,000 gallons of blood.
davemikemc entered the room.
FencerShinryuu: Do you want to kill Bill and his personal weather station house, mike?
davemikemc: um...
davemikemc: sure
davemikemc: how will we do this
davemikemc: ?
FencerShinryuu: I dunno. I don't want to.
FencerShinryuu: I like Bill.
HateMakingAName: How did the Bride do it
HateMakingAName: ?
FencerShinryuu: Bill's House is a neat place.
FencerShinryuu: It has it's own weather station!
FencerShinryuu: Isn't that neat?
davemikemc: who is Bill, anyway?
davemikemc: because it probably is neat
FencerShinryuu: He's the guy who has a weather station.
FencerShinryuu: At Bill's House.
Darthlord Ragnos left the room.
clollieman: What if Bill isn't actually a person?
FencerShinryuu: ... You have just blown my mind.
davemikemc: I don't know? can he have a house?
clollieman: Maybe it isn't actually a house.
Darthlord Ragnos entered the room.
FencerShinryuu: No, it's be a house.
clollieman: Maybe, just maybe, Bill is a robot.
FencerShinryuu: There are no bunkers or complexes here.
FencerShinryuu: It would be a house.
davemikemc: oh, then he can have a houe
FencerShinryuu: A brick house.
davemikemc: house*
FencerShinryuu: A brick house built over an old abandoned coal mine.\
FencerShinryuu: A haunted mine.
clollieman: This is no ordinary Bill we're dealing with, then.
davemikemc: he lives on top of a haunted mine and has a weather station!
FencerShinryuu: The one that echoes with the unholy blood-curdling screams of the wretched wraiths that dwell withing it's winding caverns.
Kneumatic Pnight: Who doesn't!?
davemikemc: that'd explain your trouble sleeping, KP
FencerShinryuu: This Bill may not be that cool after all.
Kneumatic Pnight: I have no trouble sleeping.
clollieman: But, Bill's House is at freezing point.
clollieman: Bill is more than cool.
Kneumatic Pnight: I merely choose to start it at 8 am.
clollieman: He's cold.
FencerShinryuu: Exactly.
FencerShinryuu: He's either a robot, or a zombie.
FencerShinryuu: Or worse yet... a lich!
clollieman: Or a robot zombie.
FencerShinryuu: Robot zombie lich Bill is a problematic entity, that is for sure.
FencerShinryuu: He is planning on using his weather station to make it permanent.... something.
clollieman: He lives off the spirits of the haunted mine.
FencerShinryuu: He hasn't figured that out yet.
davemikemc: I gotta go. I have a sick cat to deal with
davemikemc left the room.
FencerShinryuu: He lives off of them if he has too. But they taste bad, and give him indegestion.
FencerShinryuu: He gets most of his food from the gang wars over in East St. Louis.
clollieman: Odd, considering he's a robot zombie lich.
FencerShinryuu: The gang wars he secretly orchestrates!
FencerShinryuu: ... This is starting to make sense.
FencerShinryuu: Too much sense.
FencerShinryuu: My god, it's all a conspiracy!
clollieman: This is no ordinary weather station.
FencerShinryuu: Maybe it's a reverse weather station!
clollieman: Anti-weather?
FencerShinryuu: That dastardly fiend!
FencerShinryuu: How could I ever think his house was cool?
FencerShinryuu: It is the playground of devilish deeds!
FencerShinryuu: My god, we must stop him!
FencerShinryuu: Summon the Super Bride!
clollieman: But, I don't know her phone number.
FencerShinryuu: .... Then we are doomed.
clollieman: Maybe if we gave Bill some nachos as a peace offering.
clollieman: Everyone knows that zombies like nachos.
FencerShinryuu: Perhaps, perhaps.... But, with or without jalapenos?
clollieman: Without. He's a robot. We need barcodes.
clollieman: I suppose we could always just take him to a supermarket instead.
FencerShinryuu: Perhaps. Or we can ask Bob! Bob will know!
clollieman: But, what if he doesn't? WHAT WILL WE DO THEN?
FencerShinryuu: ... I dunno. Watch?
clollieman: Bill's House is on cable?
FencerShinryuu: It's one one of those digital cable weather channels.
clollieman: That would explain why you're waiting for the cable guy...
FencerShinryuu: Yes. It's come full circle....
FencerShinryuu: A full circle of DOOM!
clollieman: Bill's just led us on a wild goose chase without any direct interaction whatsoever.
FencerShinryuu: ... To be continued on the next episode of W-T-F.
clollieman: Shit man, we're boned.

[mammothtank]

[21:27] Alex "mammothtank" G: BMG!!1!!!111!1!!1!oneone
[21:27] I need a hero... (awake now): Yesness?
[21:27] I need a hero... (awake now): Just because I'm half naked doesn't mean you have to go 1337 on me!
[21:27] Alex "mammothtank" G: O.o
[21:28] Alex "mammothtank" G: ...
[21:28] Alex "mammothtank" G: ANYway...

[Adghar]

SmarterChild fun, as I was reading the old My beef with SmarterChild thread in the Dead Topic Repository.

[Sithdarth]

[12:40:50] kneumaticpnight: Can my cohort be chuck norris?
[12:40:54] kneumaticpnight: =P
[12:41:11] Darthlord Ragnos: No his ECL is 200
[12:41:19] Darthlord Ragnos: and he is divine rank 40
[12:41:56] Darthlord Ragnos: You can pray to him though
[12:42:29] kneumaticpnight: That raises a question...
[12:42:42] Darthlord Ragnos: domains?
[12:43:01] kneumaticpnight: If I had a cleric of chuck norris, could I trade turning undead for the monk's attack progression. But only on the first attack.
[12:43:08] kneumaticpnight: Provided, of course, it's a roundhouse kick.
[12:43:10] kneumaticpnight: =P
[12:43:40] Darthlord Ragnos: Ok I think we might have crossed a line somewhere
[12:43:52] kneumaticpnight: LIES!!

ZOMG!

[12:52:15] kneumaticpnight: Tacos and Hot Pockets...
[12:52:20] kneumaticpnight: They go together like...
[12:52:22] kneumaticpnight: Well...
[12:52:32] kneumaticpnight: Nothing goes together in quite the same way as tacos and hot pockets.
[12:52:33] Darthlord Ragnos: Tacos and hotpockets
[12:53:17] kneumaticpnight: The taco was so much better than the hot pocket... I wish I would've eaten it last.
[12:53:25] kneumaticpnight: Or could eat it again somehow...
[12:53:29] kneumaticpnight: Sans vomit.
[12:53:49] kneumaticpnight: Or simmilarly vile methods.

[Bailey]

20065112 [04:51:05 PM] Andreek M: but now how will the hungry werewolf eat?
20065112 [04:51:27 PM] crazyman06883: *teleports newb and the raptor over the wolves*
20065212 [04:52:01 PM] Andreek M: *scrambles atop the raptor, kickflips into the air, and lands in a tree*
20065212 [04:52:02 PM] *** loyal2nes has joined the chat.
20065212 [04:52:08 PM] Andreek M: hiya loyal
20065212 [04:52:08 PM] loyal2nes: Peoples, hello.
20065212 [04:52:17 PM] crazyman06883: hiya dood ^^
20065212 [04:52:22 PM] Andreek M: patrat said you suck *points accusingly*
20065212 [04:52:28 PM] crazyman06883: ...
20065212 [04:52:30 PM] crazyman06883: did not
20065212 [04:52:37 PM] Andreek M: you should steal his vital organs to teach him a lesson
20065212 [04:52:49 PM] loyal2nes: I try to keep it rated T...
20065212 [04:52:57 PM] crazyman06883: lol
20065312 [04:53:14 PM] Andreek M: how about all of his money and also all of his keys then?
20065312 [04:53:31 PM] loyal2nes: *Throws a gigantic censor bar over Pat, silences him, and THEN proceeds to steal his vital organs*

[mammothtank]

[23:03] KittyKat10371: Hi Loyal.
[23:03] loyal2nes: Hey Silly.
[23:03] mammothtank x: Hi Loyal.
[23:03] loyal2nes: Hey Mammoth.
[23:03] mammothtank x: Hi Kitty!
[23:03] KittyKat10371: Hi MT.
[23:03] ZutsuJin: Hi Loyal
[23:03] loyal2nes: Hey Zutsu.
[23:03] KittyKat10371: Hi ZJ.
[23:03] mammothtank x: Hi, ZJ.
[23:03] ZutsuJin: Hey SK
[23:04] ZutsuJin: Hey MT
[23:04] loyal2nes: Hey Fencer!
[23:04] * FencerShinryuu eats loyal.

[CheshireThief]

Rhiya, Rhiya, Rhiya. Why do you even put up with us?

[02:25] Here Lies Link: We like Rhiya.
[02:25] Rhiya Ravenwing: HULLO!
[02:25] Here Lies Link: Not like Adghar.
[02:25] Rhiya Ravenwing: who's adghar?
[02:25] AdgharKH: He's me!
[02:25] Rhiya Ravenwing: ?
[02:25] Rhiya Ravenwing: who're YOU
[02:25] AdgharKH: A newb.
[02:26] KneumaticPnight: It will just go in circles. CIRCLES I SAY!!
[02:26] Rhiya Ravenwing: siiiiiiigh
[02:26] Here Lies Link: On the forum, he's the guy that wanted everyone to do his research for him for a class assignment, and we all laughed at him for it, but he pretends that it wasn't funny.
[02:26] Rhiya Ravenwing: KP
[02:26] AdgharKH: I do?
[02:26] Rhiya Ravenwing: ?
[02:26] KneumaticPnight: What?
[02:26] Rhiya Ravenwing: i STILL don't know who he is
[02:26] Rhiya Ravenwing: i want a NAME
[02:26] Here Lies Link: Adghar.
[02:26] KneumaticPnight: And you never will.
[02:26] Here Lies Link: Adghar is his name.
[02:26] Here Lies Link: On NPF.
[02:26] Here Lies Link: Adghar.
[02:26] Here Lies Link: Adghar.
[02:26] KneumaticPnight: Adghar!
[02:26] AdgharKH: Andrew?
[02:26] Here Lies Link: Adghar. Like his AIM name, only Adghar instead of AdgharKH.
[02:27] Rhiya Ravenwing: oh
[02:27] Here Lies Link: Take the KH off of AdgharKH, and you get Adghar.
[02:27] Here Lies Link: His name is Adghar.
[02:27] * Rhiya Ravenwing POKES adghar
[02:27] Here Lies Link: Like a shortened form of AdgharKH.
[02:27] Here Lies Link: Adghar.
[02:27] Here Lies Link: Adghar.
[02:27] * Rhiya Ravenwing pokes because she doesn't know him
[02:27] Here Lies Link: Adghar.
[02:27] Here Lies Link: Got it?
[02:27] AdgharKH: *is poked again*
[02:27] Rhiya Ravenwing: i GOT it XD
[02:27] * Rhiya Ravenwing pokes pokes pokes
[02:27] KneumaticPnight: =)
[02:27] Rhiya Ravenwing: ahem
[02:27] Rhiya Ravenwing: *pokepokepokepokepokepokepoeopkepokepokepokepokepo kepoekpokepoekpoke*
[02:27] Here Lies Link: I mean, that would be like him saying, "Rhiya Ravenwing... who are you?"
[02:27] AdgharKH: Well, I've learned not to ask for information on the internet.
[02:27] Here Lies Link: I mean, what would you say?
[02:28] Here Lies Link: HIS FUCKING NAME IS ADGHAR!
[02:28] Rhiya Ravenwing: sigh
[02:28] AdgharKH: Y'know, CT, you could stop now.
[02:28] * Rhiya Ravenwing pokes CT
[02:28] Here Lies Link: A
[02:28] Here Lies Link: D
[02:28] Here Lies Link: G
[02:28] Here Lies Link: H
[02:28] Here Lies Link: A
[02:28] Here Lies Link: R
[02:28] * Here Lies Link splodes.
[02:28] AdgharKH: Just sayin'.

She loves us, that's why.Damn, I'm sexy when I take jokes too far.

[Fenris]

Hehehehe.

FenrisWolf says:
A what for the whichahooey now?
KittyKat says:
Yes.
FenrisWolf says:
Yes.
FenrisWolf says:
http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showpost.php?p=341244&postcount=282 (http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showpost.php?p=341244&postcount=282)
FenrisWolf says:
Was showing that to Sephy.
KittyKat says:
XD
FenrisWolf says:
Hehehe.
KittyKat says:
You freaks!
FenrisWolf says:
LEMUR.
KittyKat says:
*runs away*
KittyKat says:
*runs from the madness!!!*
FenrisWolf says:
*cries*
KittyKat says:
*runs back and hugs the madness*
FenrisWolf says:
XD

[Thaumaturge]

"She has moon eyes..." is BlackMageGirl!, for those who don't know. :)

Thaumaturge says:
How go things?
She has moon eyes... says:
I'm eatin' hawt dawgs.
She has moon eyes... says:
Which totally doesn't answer your questions.
Thaumaturge says:
Nope, which prompts me to re-ask - how go things?
She has moon eyes... says:
Good!
She has moon eyes... says:
Tasty!
She has moon eyes... says:
Nice
She has moon eyes... says:
Happyfulls?
She has moon eyes... says:
BAGEL HAWTDAWG COMBO WITH PEPPERONI!
She has moon eyes... says:
.....wing wong?
Thaumaturge says:
o_0

Yes, very much so, I think :P

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

I have just eaten Arhra. He is in my stomach....

(16:33:46) ***Rhiya Ravenwing burps again
(16:34:02) ***Arhra decides to try for finding a cleavage plane first
(16:34:22) ***Rhiya Ravenwing does not have boobs in dragon form
(16:34:29) batgirl: no boobs?
(16:34:31) batgirl: sucks to be you
(16:34:31) ***Cheshire Thief wishes she did.
(16:34:41) Cheshire Thief: *Likes boobs.*
(16:34:49) AdvanceguyDS: boobs FTW!!
(16:34:53) batgirl: *likes having boobs*
(16:35:14) Arhra: As in a fracture point
(16:35:27) Cheshire Thief: Boobs should be shared freely!
(16:35:31) batgirl: lol
(16:35:35) Cheshire Thief: *Looks pleadingly*
(16:35:39) FencerShinryuu: I want boobs. Not on my body, mind you. Though touching my body would be acceptable.
(16:35:41) batgirl: you wish
(16:35:55) AdvanceguyDS: you know it
(16:35:57) FencerShinryuu: ... I need a girlfriend ;;
(16:36:12) Cheshire Thief: *Shamelessly flirts with Batgirl.*
(16:36:28) batgirl: *shamelessly brings her boyfriend in to kick your ass*
(16:36:54) AdvanceguyDS: *shamelessly comes in for the rebound*
(16:36:56) Rhiya Ravenwing: CT IS PWNED!
(16:36:57) Cheshire Thief: *IMMUNE!*
(16:37:01) Rhiya Ravenwing: nevermind

... I wonder why I always lose so much sanity in these Chat sessions.

>.>

<.<

>.>

[Melfice]

This isn't anything from me, but I'd be a heartless demon* if I didn't share this with you. Enjoy folks!

Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
GarbageStan23: why?
Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire!
GarbageStan23: oh shit!
Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...

Found on Bash.org

*Well, I already am a heartless demon-man, but I'd be ten times worse If I didn't share this.

[RickZarber]

Hmm... that's funny, I see that joke almost every day on a comic taped to my brother's door...

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/3714/marshmellows3cs.th.jpg (http://img526.imageshack.us/my.php?image=marshmellows3cs.jpg)

[Sithdarth]

And the use of a word goes to far:

[17:54] Rathier0: ...*Readies his swords to slaughter that horrible word*
[17:54] kneumaticpnight: Good, good.
[17:54] kneumaticpnight: Spatchcock?
[17:54] Rathier0: Yes. THAT
[17:54] kneumaticpnight: What's wrong with spatchcock?
[17:54] kneumaticpnight: It's spatchcock-riffic.
[17:54] Rathier0: All the wrong images
[17:54] kneumaticpnight: Spatchcocktastic.
[17:54] kneumaticpnight: Spatchcock rocks.
[17:55] kneumaticpnight: Spatchcockicly.
[17:55] KittyKat10371: ...
[17:55] Rathier0: Just...Stop
[17:55] kneumaticpnight: No.
[17:55] Rathier0: Now, please
[17:55] Darthlord Ragnos: Spatchcock-o-rama
[17:55] kneumaticpnight: Spatchcocktacular.
[17:55] KittyKat10371: Spatchcockery.
[17:55] Rathier0: I'm getting too many wrong images and zero right ones
[17:55] Darthlord Ragnos: Spatchcocktacular
[17:55] kneumaticpnight: I just said spatchcocktacular!!
[17:55] Darthlord Ragnos: You did indeed
[17:55] kneumaticpnight: Get your own spatchcock modification you... spatchcock!!
[17:56] kneumaticpnight: SPATCHCOCK!!
[17:56] Darthlord Ragnos: Great minds think spatchcock
[17:56] kneumaticpnight: They SURE spatchcock.
[17:56] Rathier0: Throwing knives...aim...
[17:56] Darthlord Ragnos: A whole spatchcocking lot
[17:56] kneumaticpnight: In their own spatchcocking way.
[17:56] Rathier0: FIRE!
[17:56] Darthlord Ragnos: *spatchcocks out of the way*
[17:57] KittyKat10371: Hehe.. Spatchcock!
[17:57] HateMakingAName: What is the orgin of spatchcock?
[17:57] kneumaticpnight: *spatchcockly deflects them*
[17:57] KittyKat10371: CT.
[17:57] Rathier0: I never miss...look up at that crate falling on you...
[17:57] HateMakingAName: Is it a mix of spatchel and cock, as I assumed
[17:57] Darthlord Ragnos: *breaks the crate in a spatchcockular fashion*
[17:57] kneumaticpnight: Spatchcock.
[17:58] Rathier0: That's a chicken
[17:58] kneumaticpnight: *evades the debris spatchcocklularly*
[17:58] HateMakingAName: It's a chicken
[17:58] HateMakingAName: Odd
[17:58] kneumaticpnight: It's spatchcock.
[17:58] Rathier0: ...I missed...NOT!
[17:58] HateMakingAName: I assumed it was a fake word
[17:58] kneumaticpnight: Do an image search for spatchcock.
[17:58] KittyKat10371: Spatchcock!
[17:58] kneumaticpnight: On google.
[17:58] HateMakingAName: I looked up the word
[17:58] kneumaticpnight: That's what comes up.
[17:58] Rathier0: *Opens up the trapdoor!*
[17:58] HateMakingAName: A dressed and split chicken for roasting or broiling on a spit.
[17:58] kneumaticpnight: *hovers with spatchockic grace*
[17:59] Darthlord Ragnos: *spatchcocks above the pit*
[17:59] kneumaticpnight: *spatchcocks around tauntingly*
[17:59] Rathier0: Just...no
[17:59] Rathier0: Please, stop saying the word!
[17:59] Rathier0: Or I will have to say...have to say...NI!
[17:59] kneumaticpnight: No. We do what we spatchcock.
[17:59] kneumaticpnight: Spatchcock you!
[17:59] Rathier0: Ni ni ni!
[18:00] KittyKat10371: Be spatchcock KP!
[18:00] kneumaticpnight: Spatchcocktastic.
[18:00] Darthlord Ragnos: That has no spatchcocking effect.
[18:00] kneumaticpnight: Shut your spatchcock hole.
[18:00] Rathier0: NI! NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI!
[18:00] Rathier0: ni
[18:00] KittyKat10371: Thats not very spatchcock KP...
[18:00] kneumaticpnight: Yes it is. It's the most spatchcock thing ever.
[18:00] KittyKat10371: I spatchcock you KP.
[18:01] Rathier0: Buh...gah!
[18:01] Rathier0: That's just a wrong image I never needed
[18:01] KittyKat10371: Is something wrong with spatchcock?
[18:01] kneumaticpnight: Spatchcock me all you want. I can spatchcock it.
[18:01] Rathier0: ...Do you know what the word came from?
[18:01] KittyKat10371: *spatchcocks KP*
[18:01] KittyKat10371: ^.^
[18:01] kneumaticpnight: But the question is, can you spatchcock it.
[18:01] Darthlord Ragnos: Indeed spatchcocking rules you
[18:01] kneumaticpnight: *spatchcocks kit kat*
[18:01] kneumaticpnight: *in the spatchcock*
[18:01] kneumaticpnight: *with a spatchcock*
[18:01] Rathier0: Somebody got ass-raped with a spatula...that's where we got the word
[18:01] KittyKat10371: XD
[18:02] kneumaticpnight: That's the spatchcockest explanation I've ever heard.
[18:02] KittyKat10371: Spatchcock one KP!
[18:02] Darthlord Ragnos: Spatchcockificent
[18:02] kneumaticpnight: It doesn't even make spatchcock.
[18:02] Rathier0: Nonetheless...
[18:02] Rathier0: If I hadn't been here for that, then I would just be confused
[18:02] KittyKat10371: Your spatchcock doesnt make spatchcock!
[18:02] Rathier0: As it is...just stop
[18:02] Darthlord Ragnos: Spatchcocktheless you mean
[18:03] kneumaticpnight: He's too spatchcock to be that spatchcock.
[18:03] Rathier0: I refuse to use your horrible word
[18:03] kneumaticpnight: It's because he spatchcocks so bad.
[18:03] KittyKat10371: Spatchcock Thad.. D:
[18:03] Darthlord Ragnos: You spatchcock
[18:03] Darthlord Ragnos: Wing Wong?
[18:03] Rathier0: The next person who so much as WHISPERS that word gets relentlesly backstabbed...Minus SK, cause she's a cat.
[18:04] Darthlord Ragnos: Spatch-cock
[18:04] KittyKat10371: SPATCHCOCK SPATCHCOCK SPATCHCOCK!
[18:04] kneumaticpnight: That's the most unspatchcock thing you've ever said.
[18:04] Rathier0: RAWR!
[18:04] KittyKat10371: Sure.
[18:04] kneumaticpnight: How spatchcock of you.
[18:04] KittyKat10371: Spatchcock it.
[18:04] Rathier0: *Backstabs everyone in sight!!*
[18:04] archmagedb: spatchcock!
[18:04] kneumaticpnight: *is immune to spatchcock damage*
[18:04] Darthlord Ragnos: *is not in spatchcock sight*
[18:04] KittyKat10371: *spatchcocks*
[18:04] archmagedb: *had Stoneskin cast into a Contingency Spell set to go off in case of Backstabs*
[18:04] Rathier0: *Backstab backstab backstab!*
[18:05] kneumaticpnight: Spatchcockriffic!
[18:05] Rathier0: Right...that's it then! TIME TRAP!
[18:05] KittyKat10371: Thad, get the spatchcock off me!
[18:05] kneumaticpnight: *spatchcocks during the frozen time*
[18:05] kneumaticpnight: *spatchcocks around spatchcockingly*
[18:05] kneumaticpnight: *then spatchcocks into another dimension*
[18:05] KittyKat10371: *spatchcocks at KP*
[18:05] Darthlord Ragnos: *spatchcocks 4th dimensionaly*
[18:05] Rathier0: *In his blip of time to hiself, completly and totaly traps the room and leaves*
[18:05] Darthlord Ragnos: *and is thus uneffected*
[18:05] kneumaticpnight: *spatchcocks the traps away*
[18:05] KittyKat10371: *spatchcocks in a circle*
[18:06] kneumaticpnight: *disassembles the spatchcocks*
[18:06] kneumaticpnight: *spatchcocks the peices for spatchcock*
[18:06] Rathier0: *Digs down to his secret kidnappy base and tortures the Mienster*
[18:06] kneumaticpnight: *spatchcocks back into the room, spatchcockly*
[18:06] KittyKat10371: *spatchcocks*
[18:06] kneumaticpnight: Spatchcock is right!
[18:06] KittyKat10371: Hehehe...
[18:06] Rathier0: DB, is there anything you can do to stop this nonsense?
[18:06] kneumaticpnight: This is more spatchcock than it should be. I think there's something spatchcock with us.
[18:07] KittyKat10371: That was sooo spatchcock!
[18:07] kneumaticpnight: Terribly, horribly spatchcock.
[18:07] KittyKat10371: I spatchcock KP.
[18:07] kneumaticpnight: I spatchcock Kit Kat.
[18:07] KittyKat10371: Spatchcock?
[18:07] kneumaticpnight: Spatchcock.
[18:07] KittyKat10371: I'm having so much spatchcock!
[18:08] kneumaticpnight: Me too, spathcock. Me too.
[18:08] Rathier0: Right then, on another matter...
[18:08] kneumaticpnight: Why haven't I spatchcocked spachcock so I can spatchcock it with ctrl+v?
[18:08] kneumaticpnight: Going to all this spatchcock to spatchcock out spatchcock... it's soooooo spatchcock.
[18:08] KittyKat10371: I don't spatchcock..
[18:08] Rathier0: DB, I've kidnapped SK in my strips, how much ransom do you figure I can get for her?
[18:09] KittyKat10371: I know what ya mean spatchcock.
[18:09] KittyKat10371: My head is starting to spatchcock from all the spatchcocking.
[18:09] kneumaticpnight: That's what you get for spatchcocking in a way you can't spatchcock.
[18:09] KittyKat10371: *rubs her spatchcock*
[18:09] KittyKat10371: ...
[18:09] kneumaticpnight: XD
[18:09] KittyKat10371: XD
[18:10] kneumaticpnight: *spatchcock'd*
[18:10] KittyKat10371: Spatchcock..
[18:10] kneumaticpnight: [17:09] KittyKat10371: *rubs her spatchcock*
[18:11] KittyKat10371: XD
[18:11] kneumaticpnight: ^^
[18:11] kneumaticpnight: I'm getting rather spatchcock with spatchcock...
[18:11] kneumaticpnight: So I'm going to put off the rest of this spatchcock until spatchcock...
[18:11] kneumaticpnight: Yeah.

[Fenris]

She has moon eyes... is BMG!, KittyKat is SK, and FenrisWolf is me.
--------------------------
She has moon eyes... says:
I really think I need a nap now.
FenrisWolf says:
Okie!
She has moon eyes... says:
I'm going to sleep, 'kay?
She has moon eyes... says:
^_^ later!

Then, seconds later, in a different IM window...

FenrisWolf says:
^^
KittyKat says:
^.^
KittyKat says:
So.. tired..


I must have that effect on people.

[CheshireThief]

[04:36] Here Lies Link: Then stop whining and do it.
[04:37] Arhra213: I've made one or two abortive attempts before
[04:37] Here Lies Link: You've attempted abortion!?
[04:38] Rhiya Ravenwing: o.o
[04:39] Arhra213: I think the trick is to just keep at it though
[04:39] Rhiya Ravenwing: lol
[04:39] Arhra213: Whihc is hard when you get annoyed at not knowing what to do
[04:40] Here Lies Link: Are you still talking about abortion?
[04:41] Arhra213: You decide!
[04:41] KneumaticPnight: There you go, mostly done.
[04:41] Here Lies Link: NOW KP IS IN ON IT!? HE'S MOSTLY DONE WITH ABORTION!?
[04:41] KneumaticPnight: Got to put up the feats and the abilities you have...
[04:41] KneumaticPnight: Oh, no, not that.
[04:41] KneumaticPnight: I'm ALL the way done with that.
[04:41] Arhra213: It's got a prestige class based around it now
[04:42] Here Lies Link: So it's more of a ritualistic sacrifice of a fetus then? One that will give you feats and abilities beyond that of a normal human?
[04:42] Arhra213: Yes
[04:43] Here Lies Link: Come on Rhiya... Let's get out of here... These people are sick...
[04:43] KneumaticPnight: You've only got a 114 hide.
[04:43] KneumaticPnight: But you can take a 10 on that for 124.
[04:43] Here Lies Link: So that means you'll be able to find me and abort me?
[04:43] Rhiya Ravenwing: ?
[04:43] Rhiya Ravenwing: ok

[Krylo]

CelesJessa87: whew that was sexy
Krylo Killian: Totally.
CelesJessa87: We should do it again sometime
Krylo Killian: We should do it ALL the time.
CelesJessa87: all the time?
Krylo Killian: With occassional breaks for food and watching FMA.
Krylo Killian: and sleep... I guess.
CelesJessa87: ah yes
CelesJessa87: the FMA break time is necissary
Krylo Killian: Unless we can think of a way to do it while watching FMA.
CelesJessa87: hmmm
CelesJessa87: how would we work that out?
Krylo Killian: We'd have to reposition the TV, obviously...
Krylo Killian: The real problem is being able to pay attention while doing it.
CelesJessa87: ah true

[Arhra]

Well, first time here, but this was too crazy to keep to myself.

(23:06:05) Arhra213: Lumaes is muttering about face eating... better be careful Rhiya - the last person to cross him... the only bit of him they found were his teeth!
(23:06:15) Arhra213: And those were up a tree!
(23:06:33) Arhra213: plus all their family got cancer!
(23:06:35) Rhiya Ravenwing: an angry tree?
(23:06:41) Rhiya Ravenwing: with a face?
(23:06:53) Rhiya Ravenwing: and a hand fixed permanently in a rude gesture?
(23:06:59) Arhra213: wha?
(23:07:05) Rhiya Ravenwing: nevermind
(23:07:19) ***Rhiya Ravenwing makes note to double cross Lumaes some time when he logs on
(23:07:39) Arhra213: He can see you!
(23:07:58) Rhiya Ravenwing: yes... i bet he can!
(23:08:14) Rhiya Ravenwing: I bet he also knows i'm mooning at him!
(23:08:24) Arhra213: He does now
(23:08:25) Rhiya Ravenwing: WITH MY BUTT!
(23:08:34) Rhiya Ravenwing: BOTH OF THEIR CHEEKS!

[Fenris]

FenrisWolf says:
Why do you torment me so?
KittyKat says:
Because its fun!

[The Kneumatic Pnight]

[15:37] *** KittyKat10371 has joined the chat.
[15:37] KittyKat10371: Pfft..
[15:37] *** KittyKat10371 has left the chat.
[15:37] Kneumatic Pnight: Spat...fucker!!

[Bob The Mercenary]

Warning: contains Megaman Zero 4 spoiler.



ArmorJDI: Oh, Megaman Zero 4.
ArmorJDI: They killed Zero and Capcom says they are not planning another game.
BobtheMercenary: wha....
ArmorJDI: I wanted to cry. Then I realized that He's died in every X game and I got over it
BobtheMercenary: lol

[BlackMageGirl!]

I'm Emo girl, and Mimiru is Kaelus (A happy new member of our forum.)

Emo girl says:
Anyways, how you like the forum so far?

Mimiru says:
great! people actually have BRAINS here! o.O

Emo girl says:
XD

[Bob The Mercenary]

great! people actually have BRAINS here! o.O

Maybe for breakfast. >_>

[CheshireThief]

Excerpts from the AIM chats.

[00:14] mnkypuma: quiet, fencer
[00:14] Rhiya Ravenwing: CUNT!
[00:14] Rhiya Ravenwing: CUNT CUNT CUNT!

[20:46] CelesJessa87: when we get sunburnt we put on lotion
[20:46] Rhiya Ravenwing: VAGINA
[20:46] Rhiya Ravenwing: VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA!

[23:08] Rhiya Ravenwing: FUCK FUCK FUCK
[23:08] CelesJessa87: *is stopped*

[00:04] LethargyMan: Wahoo.
[00:04] * Rhiya Ravenwing nipples Lethargy
[00:04] Rhiya Ravenwing: .......

[07:32] *** Rhiya Ravenwing has joined the chat.
[07:32] Rhiya Ravenwing: FUCK SHIT DAMN DICK ASS PENIS

[07:46] *** Rhiya Ravenwing has joined the chat.
[07:46] Here Lies Link: And after I check the Contract, Rhiya, I have to consult KP.

[07:46] Rhiya Ravenwing: FUCK SHIT DAMN CUNT ASS PENIS
[04:21] Rhiya Ravenwing: PENIS
[04:21] Rhiya Ravenwing: PENIS PENIS PENIS!
[04:21] * Rhiya Ravenwing did NOT say penis 4 times

[03:42] Here Lies Link: Hypercube. Hypercube. Hypercube.
[03:42] Darthlord Ragnos: indeed
[03:42] Rhiya Ravenwing: DICK!
[03:42] Rhiya Ravenwing: DICK DICK DICK!

[04:38] Rhiya Ravenwing: ok...
[04:38] Rhiya Ravenwing: CUNT
[04:38] Rhiya Ravenwing: CUNT CUNT CUNT!

[05:07] Rhiya Ravenwing: PENISHEAD!
[05:07] Rhiya Ravenwing: blah

Anyone noticing a trend?

[Funka Genocide]

Funka: its 8 in the morning and Im at work

Funka: sort of

Funka: got "duty"

Funka: so I have no Saturday

Funka::\

Madhatter: :/

Funka: but I do get to chat with you!

so bonus!

Madhatter: XD yes

I enrich yoru lfie

like vitamin supplements

Funka: indeed

but I'll bet you taste better. *dies*

Madhatter: >_<

Funka: PWNED

Madhatter: I'd kill you if you weren't dead

[Jeneralissimo]

great! people actually have BRAINS here! o.OMaybe for breakfast. >_>

What, the Welsh beer? For breakfast? Ewww.

[Thadius]

Rhiya Ravenwing: /me gives Loyal a sticker that reads "Loyal is funky"
loyal2nes: I am not! *De-funkifies self* =(
Rhiya Ravenwing: ....
Rhiya Ravenwing: it was in a good way...
Rhiya Ravenwing: *sniff*
loyal2nes: I can't be a good thief if I'm funky, though... Please understand. =(
Rhiya Ravenwing: ah that's right!
Rhiya Ravenwing: then...
Rhiya Ravenwing: /me takes sticker back, and gives another one that reads "Loyal: Thief of CT's underpants"
Rathier0: ...Wait, WHAT?
ZutsuJin: God do I love fridays
loyal2nes: ...Yikes.
Rathier0: You might wanna give em back loyal
loyal2nes: ...Whoever tells that to CT dies.

I couldn't resist posting this. Please understand. I'll recover in a few minutes or hours.

[Mike McC]

"I wish for this night to never end..." is a girl. "Bravefencer Shinryuu" is a boy. This is thier story, a story of bravery, of friendship, of trust, of sticky message rodents.

I wish for this night to never end...: *throws random rocks at his window*
Bravefencer Shinryuu: Hey, careful! You'll rip the screen!
I wish for this night to never end...: *throws random sticks at his window instead*
Bravefencer Shinryuu: Rusty sticks?
I wish for this night to never end...: Normal sticky sticks.
Bravefencer Shinryuu: Ah, brown and sticky. Good ol' stick.
Bravefencer Shinryuu: That should work.
I wish for this night to never end...: Okay!
I wish for this night to never end...: I'll write a message on the stick when I need help!
Bravefencer Shinryuu: It's hard to write on a stick, though.
Bravefencer Shinryuu: True story.
I wish for this night to never end...: XD
I wish for this night to never end...: *laughs*
Bravefencer Shinryuu: Though, in retrospect, it's even harder to write on a rock....
I wish for this night to never end...: True, true.
I wish for this night to never end...: But you can write a note and tie it to the rock.
I wish for this night to never end...: I guess you can do that to the stick too.
Bravefencer Shinryuu: But then the screen gets ripped again, and the cat gets out and gets stuck on the roof, and it'll make the squirrels mad, and then they'll throw acorns at the children from the school across the street, and they'll get cuts, and the cuts'll get infected, and then there's a whole epidemic.
Bravefencer Shinryuu: Epidemic by noted rock.
Bravefencer Shinryuu: True fiction.
I wish for this night to never end...: Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
Bravefencer Shinryuu: That's what the bacteria said.
I wish for this night to never end...: XD
Bravefencer Shinryuu: And it was all orchestrated by the rat-tailed squirrel.
Bravefencer Shinryuu: (so you KNOW the squirrel was evil)
Bravefencer Shinryuu: So, yeah, rocks and sticks might not be so good.
Bravefencer Shinryuu: Nerf gun might work.
I wish for this night to never end...: What type?
Bravefencer Shinryuu: Ballzooka, of course!
I wish for this night to never end...: I think they build types that can legally be weapons now, so you'll have to be specific. o.o
I wish for this night to never end...: Ballzooka? ^^'
Bravefencer Shinryuu: That way you get 15 shots to hit the window!
Bravefencer Shinryuu: And to fend off the squirrels.
Bravefencer Shinryuu: Yeah, Ballzooka. It's an old one, but.. It had 5 barrels, which you but those hardish balls in, and you used pump action to fire them off. I think each barrel held three, but it coulda held 5 per barrel.
I wish for this night to never end...: but tha'ts not nice to the window though. 0_O
Bravefencer Shinryuu: Pretty much the ultimate Nerf weapon.
Bravefencer Shinryuu: Nicer than a Rock.
Bravefencer Shinryuu: Or The Rock.
Bravefencer Shinryuu: But, I don't think you'd be throwing wrestlers/actors at my window.
Bravefencer Shinryuu: Too messy.
I wish for this night to never end...: OUch.
I wish for this night to never end...: Definitely not.
Bravefencer Shinryuu: So, Rocks arn't good, sticks aren't good, Nerf Guns aren't good... what is good?
I wish for this night to never end...: Cotton balls?
Bravefencer Shinryuu: That'd leave the window unscathed, true.
Bravefencer Shinryuu: But... I don't think I'd hear them.
I wish for this night to never end...: Hm.
Bravefencer Shinryuu: Water?
I wish for this night to never end...: Not good enough. Not enough noise.
Bravefencer Shinryuu: It is if you use a pressurized hose.
Bravefencer Shinryuu: Like they do in them there TV commercials.
Bravefencer Shinryuu: But, you can't exactly write on water.
Bravefencer Shinryuu: Ink tends to run a little. Just a little.
I wish for this night to never end...: Only a little though.
Bravefencer Shinryuu: Of course.
Bravefencer Shinryuu: What about a squirrel?
I wish for this night to never end...: They're evil, remember?
Bravefencer Shinryuu: Yeah. So we don't care about any damage that a window may cause to them.
I wish for this night to never end...: Ah, good point.
Bravefencer Shinryuu: And they'd probably stick to the screen, as well!
I wish for this night to never end...: Ew.
Bravefencer Shinryuu: Well, they would if you covered them in syrup first.
Bravefencer Shinryuu: I like boysenberry.
I wish for this night to never end...: Waste of boysenberry.
Bravefencer Shinryuu: Hmm. Strawberry? Never was a big fan of strawberry.
I wish for this night to never end...: I like all of those. T.T
Bravefencer Shinryuu: I like maple.... Chocolate is out of the question... hmmm... Ah!
Bravefencer Shinryuu: Corn syrup!
I wish for this night to never end...: I use corn syrup to make pies!
Bravefencer Shinryuu: Hmm, but, there's lots of corn around here, so it really wouldn't be a waste!
I wish for this night to never end...: But still...T.T
Bravefencer Shinryuu: Mollases?
I wish for this night to never end...: Cookies.
Bravefencer Shinryuu: Hmmm.... this is a poser.
Bravefencer Shinryuu: What is sticky... but is not tasty?
Bravefencer Shinryuu: Hmmm... somthing to stick, to glue, if you would, something to a surface...
Bravefencer Shinryuu: hmm....
Bravefencer Shinryuu: What could it be....
Bravefencer Shinryuu: ... Damn, I dunno.
I wish for this night to never end...: glue?
Bravefencer Shinryuu: Glue? Now that's just silly.
I wish for this night to never end...: Fine.
I wish for this night to never end...: Paint. I dunno. XD
Bravefencer Shinryuu: Ah! Varnish!
I wish for this night to never end...: XD

[Mike McC]

Fun with Trillian and clones!

(05:25:49) FencerShinryuu: *smacks Arhra*
(05:26:00) ***Arhra213 looks indignant
(05:26:56) ***Arhra213 smacks Fencer back
(05:27:04) FencerShinryuu: Oh yeah?
(05:27:07) FencerShinryuu: Hmmm.
(05:27:11) FencerShinryuu: Group attack?
(05:27:13) ***Here Lies Link slaps Arhra.
(05:27:13) ***BallsOfRaiden slaps Arhra.
(05:27:14) ***Otaku Taco slaps Arhra.
(05:27:15) ***Raven Rhiyawing slaps Arhra.
(05:27:15) ***Chat8BitTheMan slaps Arhra.
(05:27:16) Darthlord Ragnos: *smacks Arhra*
(05:27:16) Pnight Kneumatic: *slaps Arhra*
(05:27:16) ***CheshireThief slaps Arhra.
(05:27:17) ***Arhra2I3 slaps Arhra.
(05:27:18) WatcherSith: *smacks arhra*
(05:27:18) Extralife60watt: *smacks Arhra*
(05:27:20) Fromanangle: *smacks Arhra*
(05:27:21) Darth1ord Ragnos: *smacks arhra*
(05:27:21) God of Theories: *smacks Arhra*
(05:27:23) Jax Garret: *smacks Arhra**smacks Arhra**smacks Arhra**smacks Arhra*
(05:27:24) Justanothersith: *smacks Arhra*
(05:27:25) KpisJim: *smacks Arhra*
(05:27:26) Sithdarth213: *smacks Arhra*
(05:27:27) Sithdarth2I3: *smacks Arhra*
(05:27:29) Sithdarth Sidous: *smacks Arhra*
(05:27:30) Wed Niatuam: *smacks Arhra*
(05:27:31) CTsMothersFace: *smacks Arhra*
(05:27:33) Syals Xats: *smacks Arhra*
(05:27:34) Wxytjby: *smacks Arhra*

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

[22:50] * Arhra sighs
[22:50] * Rhiya Ravenwing dies
[22:50] * Arhra also seems to die
[22:51] * FencerShinryuu dies with Rhiya.
[22:51] Rhiya Ravenwing: wow
[22:51] Rhiya Ravenwing: i've incurred a dying spree!
[22:51] * Rhiya Ravenwing wonders if all the Sith clones will die now too....?
[22:51] Arhra: Must be the plague or something
[22:51] Arhra: Wait, we're ok!
[22:52] * Arhra pokes Fencer
[22:52] Rhiya Ravenwing: lol
[22:52] FencerShinryuu: Nope. My soul is tied to Rhiya's, or something.
[22:52] * Darthlord Ragnos dies
[22:52] * Extralife60watt dies
[22:52] Arhra: Ah
[22:52] * Fromanangle dies
[22:52] * God of Theories dies
[22:52] * Jax Garret dies
[22:52] * Justanothersith dies
[22:52] * Sithdarth213 dies
[22:52] * Sithdarth2I3 dies
[22:52] * Arhra laughs
[22:52] * Sithdarth Sidous dies
[22:52] * Wed Niatuam dies
[22:52] * CTsMothersFace dies
[22:52] * Syals Xats dies
[22:52] Arhra: Look at all the clones die!
[22:52] * Wxytjby dies
[22:52] * KpisJim dies
[22:52] Kneumatic Pnight: *deflects all*
[22:52] Cheshire Thief: God of Theories boldly dies where other clones merely die.
[22:52] God of Theories: I do everthing boldly.
[22:52] * Arhra steal's KP's last deflection
[22:53] Kneumatic Pnight: *deflects that*
[22:53] God of Theories: Like Chuck Norris.
[22:53] * Arhra straightens out the deflection
[22:54] Kneumatic Pnight: *deflects the straightening*
[22:54] Arhra: You really have to think of something more orignal KP
[22:54] Kneumatic Pnight: No.
[22:54] Darthlord Ragnos: Its funny because it isn't
[22:54] * Rhiya Ravenwing takes both deflections and straightenings and combines them into an unholy combination of... Draightentions!
[22:55] Arhra: What have you done?!
[22:55] Cheshire Thief: Chuck Norris invented the Mormon religion so he could practice polygamy. His brides are sin, death, pain, and chaos. And yes, he has an orgy with them every night.

[22:55] Rhiya Ravenwing: I've created a beast!
[22:55] Kneumatic Pnight: I still have a weapon stronger than that.
[22:56] Kneumatic Pnight: The Draightentions I mean.
[22:56] Arhra: Your idiocy? :P
[22:56] Arhra: Sorry, I couldn't resist
[22:56] * FencerShinryuu gnaws on Arhra.
[22:56] Kneumatic Pnight: ...that didn't even make sense.
[22:56] * Arhra gnaws right back
[22:56] Kneumatic Pnight: I act smarter than you and idiocy is not a weapon.
[22:56] Arhra: Act smarter?
[22:56] FencerShinryuu: My teeth are made of Ultrahard Fullerite!

Also, I firmly deny the fact that I've been swearing freely in the chat! THAT'S RIGHT! CHESHIRE THIEF HAS BEEN LYING!

[Krylo]

Krylo says:
Let's play what?
You ready? says:
Lets play "You be quiet about stuff" I like that game. =D
Krylo says:
Well screw you too?
You ready? says:
Only if you're lucky?
Krylo says:
Am I?
You ready? says:
Are you?
Krylo says:
Don't you know it's bad form to answer a question with a question?
You ready? says:
Do I look like I care?
Krylo says:
Do you care?
You ready? says:
Do I care?
Krylo says:
Didn't I just ask you that?
You ready? says:
Maybe I did?
Krylo says:
Do you mean you cared or you asked?
You ready? says:
I dunno?
Krylo says:
What don't you know?
You ready? says:
Whatever do I know?
Krylo says:
That is the million dollar question, isn't it?
You ready? says:
Will I win a million dollars?
Krylo says:
Can you answer it?
You ready? says:
What if I can't?
You ready? says:
(Why is MSN asking us to webcam?)
Krylo says:
(because I'm so fucking sexy. Also, we'd rock on "who's line")
Krylo says:
Don't you know?
You ready? says:
Do I know what?
Krylo says:
Do you know what happens if you can't answer?
You ready? says:
Why is that important?
Krylo says:
Why shouldn't it be?
You ready? says:
Why should it be?
You ready? says:
(Actually, my horoscope said that I was extra sexy today. XD )
Krylo says:
Why can't you ever treat anything as important?
You ready? says:
Maybe nothing is important?
Krylo says:
Are you a nihilist?
You ready? says:
What's a nihilist?
Krylo says:
How can you not know that?
You ready? says:
does living in a box count?
Krylo says:
Are you a hobo?
You ready? says:
What if I am?
Krylo says:
What if I hate hobos?
You ready? says:
Would I be killed?
Krylo says:
Could you survive a knife in the eye?
You ready? says:
Just one knife?
Krylo says:
How many knives do you think I have to spare?
You ready? says:
How many can you buy?
Krylo says:
Do I look rich to you?
You ready? says:
Do I look like a hobo to you?
Krylo says:
Don't you live in a box?
You ready? says:
Perhaps I lied?
Krylo says:
Then why are you dressed like a hobo?
You ready? says:
I"m wearing clothes?
Krylo says:
Aren't you?
You ready? says:
What is required as clothes?
Krylo says:
Do you have fabric over your naughty bits?
You ready? says:
Do socks count?
Krylo says:
Is that all you're wearing?
You ready? says:
I"m also wearing a ring?
Krylo says:
Why aren't you on webcam?
You ready? says:
Because I am?
Krylo says:
With who?
You ready? says:
With someone that's not you?
Krylo says:
Why not me?
Krylo says:
Also, I declare myself winner, as that your last three questions have been statements with question marks tacked on

[mammothtank]

Practical jokes are only funny if you're not on the receiving end. Note: If you want to see for yourself, make sure you have friends nearby.
[18:48] slapshot910502: Alex
[18:48] slapshot910502: r u there
[18:48] mammothtank_x: Yeah.
[18:48] slapshot910502: just a sec
[18:48] mammothtank_x: 'K.
[18:49] slapshot910502: http://www.winterrowd.com/maze.swf
[18:49] slapshot910502: try and get past lvl 3
[18:49] slapshot910502: play with the sound up
[18:50] slapshot910502: alex??
[18:50] mammothtank_x: ...
[18:50] mammothtank_x: You ass.
[18:51] slapshot910502: did u see the pic
[18:51] mammothtank_x: What the fuck do you think?!
[18:51] slapshot910502: lol
[18:51] slapshot910502: lol
[18:51] slapshot910502: lol
[18:51] slapshot910502: lol
[18:51] slapshot910502: lol
[18:51] slapshot910502: lol

[Kaelus]

"Play with the sound up" should have tipped you off...

[BlackMageGirl!]

Natsukage is Kaelus and I'm "you ready?"

Natsukage says:
Konbanwa o/

You ready? says:
Blargh, Hiyas.

Natsukage says:
o.O

Natsukage says:
Anything wrong?

You ready? says:
Oh. It's just that the internet kicked me off for several hours. 0_O

Natsukage says:
(duh, what do you think, silly! x_x *slaps self*)

Natsukage says:
o_O

Natsukage says:
DAMN REBEL MACHINES! You should SERVE humans, dammit! ><

You ready? says:
Awh, no no no slappy self!

Natsukage says:
O... okay. ._.'

You ready? says:
you can slappy something and call it yourself, but no slappy self! *waggles
finger at her*

Natsukage says:
...>_> *draws a face on a voleyball* You will be my slapping dummy now.
Endure.

You ready? says:
....that is awesome beyond mere words.

[P-Sleazy]

A typical conversation between me and Redscar

pauljg04: OH CRAP! the government is knocking on my door!
CHAOSRedScar: How are you going to get the "suggestive image"?
pauljg04: their after me!
pauljg04: NOOOOOOOOOO!
CHAOSRedScar: RUN!
pauljg04: *dies
CHAOSRedScar: Well... I guess I'll just take his date.
pauljg04: *comes back to life
pauljg04: DAMN RIGHT YOUR NOT!
CHAOSRedScar: RUN!
CHAOSRedScar: ::flee::
pauljg04: *chases you with a board with a nail stuck in the end
CHAOSRedScar: Shit!
CHAOSRedScar: WARP WARP WARP! ::starts casting warp::
pauljg04: *oh hell you do*
pauljg04: starts casting dispell
CHAOSRedScar: (what ff are we going by?)
pauljg04: no idea
pauljg04: just roll with it
CHAOSRedScar: ::starts casting sneak::
pauljg04: *Casts Silence*
CHAOSRedScar: /em gains the effect of Sneak.
CHAOSRedScar: /em uses echo drops.
CHAOSRedScar: /em starts casting Invisable.
CHAOSRedScar: /em gains the effect of Invisable.
pauljg04: Casts Beserk
pauljg04: :-D
CHAOSRedScar: ::sneaks away quietly unseen::
pauljg04: lol
pauljg04: like hell you can if your visable now with beserk on you
CHAOSRedScar: Epp!
pauljg04: TAKE THAT!
CHAOSRedScar: /em starts casting gravity
pauljg04: *continues chasing with a board with nail in the end
CHAOSRedScar: Wait, I'm not a rdm. RUN!
CHAOSRedScar: /m runs
pauljg04: Beserk prevents you from doing anything but attacking...
CHAOSRedScar: That's you not me.
pauljg04: I cast beserk on you
CHAOSRedScar: Crap.
pauljg04: why would I cast it on myself?
CHAOSRedScar: Idk.
CHAOSRedScar: /em changes equipment
CHAOSRedScar: Trick Staff II
pauljg04: oh crap
CHAOSRedScar: Latent effefct: Warp
pauljg04: beserk gives you +10% damage
pauljg04: *RUN RUN RUN
pauljg04: why isnt the run command working!
pauljg04: its not letting me run!
pauljg04: NOOOOO!!!!!!!
pauljg04: *change rows
CHAOSRedScar: Trick Staff II
Lv1 All Jobs Damage 1
Latent Effect: Warp
pauljg04: Now I take half the damage
CHAOSRedScar: (stats on staff)
pauljg04: and do half physical damage
pauljg04: so...now I casts Quartr on you
CHAOSRedScar: What?
pauljg04: you lose 3/4ths your hps
CHAOSRedScar: Oh you speeled wrong.
pauljg04: ooops
CHAOSRedScar: And I lose 1/4 not 3/4.
pauljg04: ok
CHAOSRedScar: Last time I checked.
pauljg04: still alot
CHAOSRedScar: Ya.
CHAOSRedScar: The effect of Beserk wears of.
CHAOSRedScar: It's go time bitch!
CHAOSRedScar: Manafont!
CHAOSRedScar: Chainspell!
CHAOSRedScar: Stone
pauljg04: *casts refect
CHAOSRedScar: Water
CHAOSRedScar: Cast reflect
pauljg04: Cast Dispell on your reflect
CHAOSRedScar: Reflect
CHAOSRedScar: bio
pauljg04: Cast Dispell on your reflect
CHAOSRedScar: Rflect
CHAOSRedScar: flare
pauljg04: Cast Dispell on your reflect
CHAOSRedScar: Reflect
pauljg04: *I cast Quick you
CHAOSRedScar: thuder
CHAOSRedScar: Haste <me>
CHAOSRedScar: Float <bt>
pauljg04: I then double cast meteor
pauljg04: hah!
pauljg04: you caste haste on me cause of reflect
CHAOSRedScar: Exactly.
CHAOSRedScar: HASTE
CHAOSRedScar: HASTE
CHAOSRedScar: HASTE
pauljg04: I go double fast!
CHAOSRedScar: HASTE
CHAOSRedScar: HASTE
CHAOSRedScar: HASTE
CHAOSRedScar: HASTE
CHAOSRedScar: HASTE
CHAOSRedScar: HASTE
CHAOSRedScar: HASTE
CHAOSRedScar: HASTE
pauljg04: Meteor Meteor Meteor
CHAOSRedScar: HASTE
pauljg04: Meteor Meteor Meteor
pauljg04: Meteor Meteor Meteor
pauljg04: Meteor Meteor Meteor
pauljg04: Meteor Meteor Meteor
pauljg04: Meteor Meteor Meteor
pauljg04: Meteor Meteor Meteor
pauljg04: Meteor Meteor Meteor
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pauljg04: Meteor Meteor Meteor
pauljg04: Meteor Meteor Meteor
pauljg04: Meteor Meteor Meteor
pauljg04: Meteor Meteor Meteor
pauljg04: Meteor Meteor Meteor
pauljg04: Meteor Meteor Meteor
pauljg04: Meteor Meteor Meteor
pauljg04: Meteor Meteor Meteor
CHAOSRedScar: The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again.

CHAOSRedScar: Metor hit whole screen fool!
CHAOSRedScar: You gonna comit sucide!
pauljg04: but only hurts you since I'm casting it
CHAOSRedScar: Thank god casting it takes forever.
pauljg04: and NOW I SUMMON IFRIT!
pauljg04: THE INFERNAL GOD OF FLAME!
CHAOSRedScar: I cast (ffx) Bahput
CHAOSRedScar: I cast pine cone!
pauljg04: he destroys your pine cone and inflicts half your lp as damage
pauljg04: hp
pauljg04: *
CHAOSRedScar: I throw an Icele!
pauljg04: I take 2000000 damge
CHAOSRedScar: Ifrit dies.
pauljg04: that he does
pauljg04: for he protected me
pauljg04: and now I shall summon Quezacoatl
pauljg04: the god of the thunder
pauljg04: and he uses his great wingbeats to create a Thunderbolt SOOOO big it hurts us both killing everyting within a 3 mile radius
CHAOSRedScar: I burrow into the ground.
CHAOSRedScar: nvm
CHAOSRedScar: Phoniex!
pauljg04: crap...
pauljg04: Hero!
pauljg04: I now use my desperate attack on you
pauljg04: using a total of 25 sword chucks...count them TWENTY FIVE sword chucks!
CHAOSRedScar: That's fifty sowrds!
pauljg04: It is
pauljg04: how many of them can you dodge?
CHAOSRedScar: Umm, 6?
pauljg04: thats right
pauljg04: and they just happen to be the last 6 which instead of hitting you, cut my own arms off
pauljg04: Tis a Mere Fleshwound!
pauljg04: *Headbutts you
CHAOSRedScar: Look at you, you're in no means to fight.
pauljg04: Tis a mere fleshwound
pauljg04: I am a night of honor and valor
pauljg04: and I shall do my mission until the very end
pauljg04: now fight you scoundrel
CHAOSRedScar: /em pokes with stick
pauljg04: you filthy californian scoundrel! how dare you poke me with a stick
pauljg04: YOU DARE POKE ME WITH A STICK!
pauljg04: you imbesile, My blackish armor withstands ALL poking like objects made of sticks!
CHAOSRedScar: /em chucks stone
pauljg04: gah!
pauljg04: my legs
pauljg04: MY BEAUTIFUL LEGS!
CHAOSRedScar: (monty python and the search for the whole grail parody?)
pauljg04: I guess
pauljg04: I havent seen the whole movie yet so...
pauljg04: Potatoes
CHAOSRedScar: seeds
pauljg04: sesame buns
CHAOSRedScar: seaame seeds
pauljg04: salads
pauljg04: :D
pauljg04: youre stuck with the S's again!
CHAOSRedScar: soy sause
pauljg04: eggs
CHAOSRedScar: soup
pauljg04: Plaintains
CHAOSRedScar: slasa
pauljg04: anchovies
CHAOSRedScar: sea salad
CHAOSRedScar: (aka fish salad)
pauljg04: doughnuts
CHAOSRedScar: sourkrout
pauljg04: mmmm...doughnuts
pauljg04: turkey
CHAOSRedScar: yorkish tarts
CHAOSRedScar: Suprise!
pauljg04: southwestern halapanoes
CHAOSRedScar: stew
pauljg04: Waffles
CHAOSRedScar: steak
pauljg04: Kalamari steak seasoning
CHAOSRedScar: golden fries
pauljg04: soup
CHAOSRedScar: wait
pauljg04: you said stew
CHAOSRedScar: LOSER
CHAOSRedScar: above plaintains
pauljg04: CRAP!

[CheshireThief]

A typical conversation between me and Redscar

pauljg04: OH CRAP! the government is knocking on my door!
CHAOSRedScar: How are you going to get the "suggestive image"?
pauljg04: their after me!
pauljg04: NOOOOOOOOOO!
CHAOSRedScar: RUN!
pauljg04: *dies
CHAOSRedScar: Well... I guess I'll just take his date.
pauljg04: *comes back to life
pauljg04: DAMN RIGHT YOUR NOT!
CHAOSRedScar: RUN!
CHAOSRedScar: ::flee::
pauljg04: *chases you with a board with a nail stuck in the end
CHAOSRedScar: Shit!
CHAOSRedScar: WARP WARP WARP! ::starts casting warp::
pauljg04: *oh hell you do*
pauljg04: starts casting dispell
CHAOSRedScar: (what ff are we going by?)
pauljg04: no idea
pauljg04: just roll with it
CHAOSRedScar: ::starts casting sneak::
pauljg04: *Casts Silence*
CHAOSRedScar: /em gains the effect of Sneak.
CHAOSRedScar: /em uses echo drops.
CHAOSRedScar: /em starts casting Invisable.
CHAOSRedScar: /em gains the effect of Invisable.
pauljg04: Casts Beserk
pauljg04: :-D
CHAOSRedScar: ::sneaks away quietly unseen::
pauljg04: lol
pauljg04: like hell you can if your visable now with beserk on you
CHAOSRedScar: Epp!
pauljg04: TAKE THAT!
CHAOSRedScar: /em starts casting gravity
pauljg04: *continues chasing with a board with nail in the end
CHAOSRedScar: Wait, I'm not a rdm. RUN!
CHAOSRedScar: /m runs
pauljg04: Beserk prevents you from doing anything but attacking...
CHAOSRedScar: That's you not me.
pauljg04: I cast beserk on you
CHAOSRedScar: Crap.
pauljg04: why would I cast it on myself?
CHAOSRedScar: Idk.
CHAOSRedScar: /em changes equipment
CHAOSRedScar: Trick Staff II
pauljg04: oh crap
CHAOSRedScar: Latent effefct: Warp
pauljg04: beserk gives you +10% damage
pauljg04: *RUN RUN RUN
pauljg04: why isnt the run command working!
pauljg04: its not letting me run!
pauljg04: NOOOOO!!!!!!!
pauljg04: *change rows
CHAOSRedScar: Trick Staff II
Lv1 All Jobs Damage 1
Latent Effect: Warp
pauljg04: Now I take half the damage
CHAOSRedScar: (stats on staff)
pauljg04: and do half physical damage
pauljg04: so...now I casts Quartr on you
CHAOSRedScar: What?
pauljg04: you lose 3/4ths your hps
CHAOSRedScar: Oh you speeled wrong.
pauljg04: ooops
CHAOSRedScar: And I lose 1/4 not 3/4.
pauljg04: ok
CHAOSRedScar: Last time I checked.
pauljg04: still alot
CHAOSRedScar: Ya.
CHAOSRedScar: The effect of Beserk wears of.
CHAOSRedScar: It's go time bitch!
CHAOSRedScar: Manafont!
CHAOSRedScar: Chainspell!
CHAOSRedScar: Stone
pauljg04: *casts refect
CHAOSRedScar: Water
CHAOSRedScar: Cast reflect
pauljg04: Cast Dispell on your reflect
CHAOSRedScar: Reflect
CHAOSRedScar: bio
pauljg04: Cast Dispell on your reflect
CHAOSRedScar: Rflect
CHAOSRedScar: flare
pauljg04: Cast Dispell on your reflect
CHAOSRedScar: Reflect
pauljg04: *I cast Quick you
CHAOSRedScar: thuder
CHAOSRedScar: Haste <me>
CHAOSRedScar: Float <bt>
pauljg04: I then double cast meteor
pauljg04: hah!
pauljg04: you caste haste on me cause of reflect
CHAOSRedScar: Exactly.
CHAOSRedScar: HASTE
CHAOSRedScar: HASTE
CHAOSRedScar: HASTE
pauljg04: I go double fast!
CHAOSRedScar: HASTE
CHAOSRedScar: HASTE
CHAOSRedScar: HASTE
CHAOSRedScar: HASTE
CHAOSRedScar: HASTE
CHAOSRedScar: HASTE
CHAOSRedScar: HASTE
CHAOSRedScar: HASTE
pauljg04: Meteor Meteor Meteor
CHAOSRedScar: HASTE
pauljg04: Meteor Meteor Meteor
pauljg04: Meteor Meteor Meteor
pauljg04: Meteor Meteor Meteor
pauljg04: Meteor Meteor Meteor
pauljg04: Meteor Meteor Meteor
pauljg04: Meteor Meteor Meteor
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pauljg04: Meteor Meteor Meteor
pauljg04: Meteor Meteor Meteor
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CHAOSRedScar: Metor hit whole screen fool!
CHAOSRedScar: You gonna comit sucide!
pauljg04: but only hurts you since I'm casting it
CHAOSRedScar: Thank god casting it takes forever.
pauljg04: and NOW I SUMMON IFRIT!
pauljg04: THE INFERNAL GOD OF FLAME!
CHAOSRedScar: I cast (ffx) Bahput
CHAOSRedScar: I cast pine cone!
pauljg04: he destroys your pine cone and inflicts half your lp as damage
pauljg04: hp
pauljg04: *
CHAOSRedScar: I throw an Icele!
pauljg04: I take 2000000 damge
CHAOSRedScar: Ifrit dies.
pauljg04: that he does
pauljg04: for he protected me
pauljg04: and now I shall summon Quezacoatl
pauljg04: the god of the thunder
pauljg04: and he uses his great wingbeats to create a Thunderbolt SOOOO big it hurts us both killing everyting within a 3 mile radius
CHAOSRedScar: I burrow into the ground.
CHAOSRedScar: nvm
CHAOSRedScar: Phoniex!
pauljg04: crap...
pauljg04: Hero!
pauljg04: I now use my desperate attack on you
pauljg04: using a total of 25 sword chucks...count them TWENTY FIVE sword chucks!
CHAOSRedScar: That's fifty sowrds!
pauljg04: It is
pauljg04: how many of them can you dodge?
CHAOSRedScar: Umm, 6?
pauljg04: thats right
pauljg04: and they just happen to be the last 6 which instead of hitting you, cut my own arms off
pauljg04: Tis a Mere Fleshwound!
pauljg04: *Headbutts you
CHAOSRedScar: Look at you, you're in no means to fight.
pauljg04: Tis a mere fleshwound
pauljg04: I am a night of honor and valor
pauljg04: and I shall do my mission until the very end
pauljg04: now fight you scoundrel
CHAOSRedScar: /em pokes with stick
pauljg04: you filthy californian scoundrel! how dare you poke me with a stick
pauljg04: YOU DARE POKE ME WITH A STICK!
pauljg04: you imbesile, My blackish armor withstands ALL poking like objects made of sticks!
CHAOSRedScar: /em chucks stone
pauljg04: gah!
pauljg04: my legs
pauljg04: MY BEAUTIFUL LEGS!
CHAOSRedScar: (monty python and the search for the whole grail parody?)
pauljg04: I guess
pauljg04: I havent seen the whole movie yet so...
pauljg04: Potatoes
CHAOSRedScar: seeds
pauljg04: sesame buns
CHAOSRedScar: seaame seeds
pauljg04: salads
pauljg04: :D
pauljg04: youre stuck with the S's again!
CHAOSRedScar: soy sause
pauljg04: eggs
CHAOSRedScar: soup
pauljg04: Plaintains
CHAOSRedScar: slasa
pauljg04: anchovies
CHAOSRedScar: sea salad
CHAOSRedScar: (aka fish salad)
pauljg04: doughnuts
CHAOSRedScar: sourkrout
pauljg04: mmmm...doughnuts
pauljg04: turkey
CHAOSRedScar: yorkish tarts
CHAOSRedScar: Suprise!
pauljg04: southwestern halapanoes
CHAOSRedScar: stew
pauljg04: Waffles
CHAOSRedScar: steak
pauljg04: Kalamari steak seasoning
CHAOSRedScar: golden fries
pauljg04: soup
CHAOSRedScar: wait
pauljg04: you said stew
CHAOSRedScar: LOSER
CHAOSRedScar: above plaintains
pauljg04: CRAP!

Code tags are your friends.

[Loyal]

This turned out from a discussion about the Hell difficulty in Diablo 2.

Rathier0: And cold enchanted people are rarely without immunity to ice
Rathier0: Y'know what I'm gonna eventually run up against?
Rathier0: Somebody who's immune to lightning, ice, and fire
Rathier0: Then I be screwed
loyal2nes: Then yo--yeah.
Rathier0: ...Already our minds are becoming one...
Rathier0: GET OUT OF MY HEAD! OUT OUT OUT OUT!
loyal2nes: I suggest getting a triple-socket Bow and loading it up with perfect Emeralds for when that happens. *Shrug*
Rathier0: Psh
Rathier0: I found a five-socketed bow once
loyal2nes: I've yet to see anything with more than three sockets, so *Shrug again*
Rathier0: Then you've yet to do act four on nightmare
loyal2nes: Well, duh. My multiplayer Paladin is the only one to get past Duriel, and THAT only with the help of another Sorceress blasting him with Ice Spells so he wouldn't hit as quickly.
Rathier0: I find it odd that Duriel is not immune to Ice
Rathier0: I mean, he's got holy freeze
loyal2nes: He has Holy Free--Okay, this IS creepy.
Rathier0: And when he touches you, you freeze
Rathier0: I copywrited my brain, get OUT
loyal2nes: GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
Rathier0: No, YOU get out of MY head!
loyal2nes: Nay, thou out of mine!
Rathier0: Out, foul dog!
loyal2nes: Begone, wench!
loyal2nes: <_<
Rathier0: Begone, thou foul stain upon my brain!
loyal2nes: Cease thy intrusion upon my thoughts, shadow from dimensions unholy!
Rathier0: Begone, thou foul demon from another land, who causes blight under thy hand!
loyal2nes: (You used begone twice in a row) Desist the foul intent thou hast in store for mine conciousness!!
Rathier0: (I like it, so what? It has an air of power about it. Begone, begone, be-ahem.) I tell thee for a third time, leave me to my thougts, thou foul impediement!
loyal2nes: And I tell THEE for the umpteenth time, remove thy presence from my grey matter, or suffer consequenses most dire!
Rathier0: I should not need to tell thee again to leave me to mine suffering, lest it become yours a hundredfold over!
loyal2nes: Oh YEAH?!

[Cloud Strife]

Cloud says:
Captain Planet, he's our hero,
Gonna bring pollution down to zero!
Cloud says:
XD
Melfice - "By your powers combined, I am... Captain Planet!" Captain Planet and the Planeteers says:
Heh, yeah. It had it's good points and it's bad points.
You missed C.O.P.S, by the way. That was yesterday.

Anyway, how are you?
Cloud says:
COPS?
Cloud says:
Don't know that cartoon.
Melfice says:
Or CyberCOPS, as it was known later in the US of A.
Cloud says:
Still don't know it. D:
Melfice says:
You don't know B.P Vess!? And Mirage, and Bowser and Blitz!?

For shame!
Cloud says:
Ooo! Oooo! I know Bowser!
Cloud says:
He's from Mario! ^_^
Melfice says:
¬_¬

Yes. Yes he is.


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*slice'n'dices meteors with hair spike*

Or I could Julian 'em if you want. XD•

•Chat regulars will understand. Especially Thaumaturge, heh heh.

[Fenris]

Nikose and I having a chat.

I feel I've had to grow up way too fast. this world isn't roxxorz. this world suxxorz. Damn it, life blows donkey ass. says:
*hug*
FenrisWolf says:
*hugs back* <_<
FenrisWolf says:
>_>
FenrisWolf says:
XD
I feel I've had to grow up way too fast. this world isn't roxxorz. this world suxxorz. Damn it, life blows donkey ass. says:
lol
I feel I've had to grow up way too fast. this world isn't roxxorz. this world suxxorz. Damn it, life blows donkey ass. says:
secure in your masculinity?
FenrisWolf says:
Not now.
I feel I've had to grow up way too fast. this world isn't roxxorz. this world suxxorz. Damn it, life blows donkey ass. says:
LoL

[Kaelus]

No comments, except for... NYA! \o/

Kaelus says:
Nya.
FenrisWolf says:
Nyaha?
Kaelus says:
Nyanya! \o/
FenrisWolf says:
Nyahanya?
Kaelus says:
Punya! :3~~
FenrisWolf says:
That's a new one.

[Fenris]

Mecer is one of Kaelus' friends.

Mecer~メセル says:
At least I don't say "All your base are belong to us".... Do I? xD
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
XD
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
No.
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
No you do not.
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
One second!
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
I gotta go show you a funny ass comic!
Kaelus says:
XD
Kaelus says:
Okies!
Mecer~メセル says:
http://www.engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=excrement.jpg&category=Video%20Games&date=2004-03-18
EXCREMENT!
Mecer~メセル says:
http://www.engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=tamagb.jpg&category=Video%20Games&date=2003-09-02
FLASH THE TOILET!
Mecer~メセル says:
http://www.engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=aerowings2.jpg&category=Video%20Games&date=2003-07-07
.... Is that an compliment to us? xD
Mecer~メセル says:
lol
Kaelus says:
LET ME VIEW THE SITE! O_O
Mecer~メセル says:
"an compliment".... I realy need to train more....
Mecer~メセル says:
*really
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
Are you on Dial Up or something?
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
Train?
Kaelus says:
Nope.
Mecer~メセル says:
LOL
Mecer~メセル says:
Okay, Maybe I should stop talking at all xD
Kaelus says:
...there he goes again...
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20021101
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
Found it!
Mecer~メセル says:
AOSIMAIJMNAUIENUASMAUOEM
Mecer~メセル says:
ROFL
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:

Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
* backs away slowly*
Kaelus says:
He's scary when he's laughing, isn't he? ><
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
Yes.
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
Very.
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
o.0
Mecer~メセル says:
Ohhh, Am I that scary? Kekekekekekeke....
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
KOREAN!
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! !!!!11
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
...........
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
*commits suicide for putting 1's instead of !'s.
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
*
Kaelus says:
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Kaelus says:
WINGWONG!!

--------------------------
Between Nikose and I:

Nikose says:
*hugs you*
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
...
Nikose says:
*steals your wallet*
Nikose says:
*runs*
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
After seeing what you look like, that is very, very, creepy.
Nikose says:
LoL
Nikose says:
think, cave troll
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
Yes.
Nikose says:
indeed.

[CheshireThief]

Adghar told us of his first gay experience...

[02:13] [02:13] AdgharKH: Or "penus," like fish.
[02:13] AdgharKH: SA is a time mage?
[02:13] mnkypuma: dictinary says "penises" or "penes"
[02:13] Archmage DB: =P
[02:13] Archmage DB: Yes
[02:13] Archmage DB: SA is a Time Mage
[02:13] AdgharKH: Hmm.
[02:14] mnkypuma: I thought she was a black mage, as suggested by the name
[02:14] mnkypuma: but, whatever
[02:14] AdgharKH: As did I.
[02:15] AdgharKH: FIFTY VITAMINS AND MINERALS.
[02:15] AdgharKH: If you're serious, I don't think I've had a gay experience.
[02:15] AdgharKH: If you're not serious, it was the summor of '98 and I was walking along the beach
[02:16] AdgharKH: when a priest carrying Jack Chick tracts walked up to me
[02:16] AdgharKH: and raped me through the butt.
[02:16] Archmage DB: while shouting "DnD is bad"?
[02:16] AdgharKH: Yes.
[02:16] Archmage DB: Sasami is actually a Time Mage with some Black magic.
[02:17] Archmage DB: I'm essentially a hyperadvanced Black Mage with a few unique skills and one or two non-Black spells
[02:17] Archmage DB: but I still got my street cred.
[02:17] mnkypuma: and I'm a crappy summoner
[02:17] AdgharKH: I thought you were able to summon shiney.
[02:17] mnkypuma: with low level Black magic
[02:17] mnkypuma: and what happened, adghar?
[02:17] mnkypuma: did I get sent into the stratosphere? I think I did
[02:17] AdgharKH: Right.
[02:18] AdgharKH: Should I continue the story?
[02:18] AdgharKH: the story about the priest?
[02:18] mnkypuma: It's done
[02:18] AdgharKH: Yeah, he called down his altar boys
[02:18] AdgharKH: and gave them their "class change items"
[02:18] AdgharKH: and they raped me through the mouth
[02:19] AdgharKH: And then dildos rained from the sky
[02:19] *** Sasami Android has joined the chat.
[02:20] mnkypuma: adghar was just getting to the climax of his gay experience, SA
[02:20] AdgharKH: The fictional one, of course.
[02:20] mnkypuma: ...sure
[02:20] Sasami Android: Nothing new there.
[02:20] Here Lies Link: I haven't been paying attention.
[02:21] Archmage DB: No.
[02:21] Sasami Android: I'm only here because I can't sleep.
[02:21] AdgharKH: I don't think that's applicable with SA in the room.
[02:21] Archmage DB: I have dignity.
[02:21] Archmage DB: ...DAMMIT! I was kidding, since YOU kept saying I slept with Krylo!
[02:22] Archmage DB: ...I hate you so much, CT.
[02:22] mnkypuma: it's so much more fun when someone is uncomfortable
[02:22] *** Archmage DB has left the chat.
[02:22] Here Lies Link: YES!
[02:22] Here Lies Link: I FINALLY GOT HIM TO LEAVE!

I love you too, DB. You should have just admitted that you're bi-curious.

[Nikose Tyris]

Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
You looked different today than yesterday.
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
Just thought you might want to know that.
Dreaming Dark says:
good diff or bad?
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
Yesterday, I barely got a glimpse, so..
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
Good.
Dreaming Dark says:
so yah
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
I thought you were bald at first.
Dreaming Dark says:
LoL
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
*shrugs*
Dreaming Dark says:
no, i just slick my hair back to keep it out of the wa
Dreaming Dark says:
way*
Dreaming Dark says:
the downfall of having long hair
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
Ah.
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
Well.
Dreaming Dark says:
ya
Dreaming Dark says:
short haired person.
Dreaming Dark says:
*shove*
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
*grabs his long hair*
Dreaming Dark says:
OW!
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
=D
Dreaming Dark says:
*slaps your glasses off*
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
Oh no! I can't see!

*pulls out a shotgun*
Dreaming Dark says:
*grabs gun points it straight up*
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
*shoots towards the blur*
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
Damn.
Dreaming Dark says:
*struggles to grab the gun*
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
Well...
Dreaming Dark says:
leggo!
Dreaming Dark says:
*kicks8
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
Leggo my eggo!
Dreaming Dark says:

Dreaming Dark says:
*slams the butt of the rifle into your gut*
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
*eats shotgun*
Dreaming Dark says:
*yanks hard*
Dreaming Dark says:
wait...
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
o.0
Dreaming Dark says:
*kicks you* *gun goes off*
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
BLAM!
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
Well, this is no good.
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
I think I need that organ.
Dreaming Dark says:
... there's blood on my new shirt...
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
There's a hole in my new gut.
Dreaming Dark says:
I knew shirts were a bad investment...
Dreaming Dark says:
I keep telling the ladies that...
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
.........
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
XD
Dreaming Dark says:
*tosses you a healing potion* you'll need that.
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
*potion shatters*
Dreaming Dark says:
...
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
*glass gets in skin*
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Dreaming Dark says:
*hands you a magic cookie* this'll solve it.
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
IT FUCKING HURTS!
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
.
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
*eats the cookie*
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
Well, shit!
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
My tongue seems to have vanished!
Dreaming Dark says:
hm
Dreaming Dark says:
...how are you talking?
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
Out my ASS.
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
Duh!
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
Like a politician!

EDIT: Sadly, this is the SECOND part of that same convo...
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
Duh!
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
Like a politician!
Dreaming Dark says:
LoL I'm wingwonging this
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
Good.
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
Because if you didn't I was gonna.
Dreaming Dark says:
lol
Dreaming Dark says:
posted
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
Well done, my child.
Dreaming Dark says:
yay!
Dreaming Dark says:
...wait.
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
Who is older than me.
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
Well...
Dreaming Dark says:
I'm your SENOR
Dreaming Dark says:
*slap*
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
This is awkward.
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
*bite*
Dreaming Dark says:
*SCREAM*
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
*tap dance*
Dreaming Dark says:
OH GOD! THE BLOOD IS EVERYWHERE!
Dreaming Dark says:
WHY WON'T YOU CALL FOR HELP!
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
Ya-tah-tah-tah!
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
Because it amuses me.
Dreaming Dark says:
*faints from loss of blood*
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
*tapdances*

[Silly Kitty]

A convo between ZJ, Phil, MT, Darth, Adghar, and me.

KittyKat10371: Bunny!
mammothtank x: [22:13] KittyKat10371: Bunny!
KittyKat10371: mammothtank x: [22:13] KittyKat10371: Bunny!
KittyKat10371: KittyKat10371: mammothtank x: [22:13] KittyKat10371: Bunny!
AdgharKH: KittyKat10371: KittyKat10371: mammothtank x: [22:13] KittyKat10371: Bunny!
Darthlord Ragnos: [22:19] AdgharKH: KittyKat10371: KittyKat10371: mammothtank x: [22:13] KittyKat10371: Bunny!
ZutsuJin: Darthlord Ragnos: [22:19] AdgharKH: KittyKat10371: KittyKat10371: mammothtank x: [22:13] KittyKat10371: Bunny!
KittyKat10371: ZutsuJin: Darthlord Ragnos: [22:19] AdgharKH: KittyKat10371: KittyKat10371: mammothtank x: [22:13] KittyKat10371: Bunny!
Darthlord Ragnos: [22:19] KittyKat10371: ZutsuJin: Darthlord Ragnos: [22:19] AdgharKH: KittyKat10371: KittyKat10371: mammothtank x: [22:13] KittyKat10371: Bunny!
KittyKat10371: ]Darthlord Ragnos: [22:19] KittyKat10371: ZutsuJin: Darthlord Ragnos: [22:19] AdgharKH: KittyKat10371: KittyKat10371: mammothtank x: [22:13] KittyKat10371: Bunny!
Darthlord Ragnos: [22:20] KittyKat10371: Darthlord Ragnos: [22:19] KittyKat10371: ZutsuJin: Darthlord Ragnos: [22:19] AdgharKH: KittyKat10371: KittyKat10371: mammothtank x: [22:13] KittyKat10371: Bunny!
mammothtank x: [22:20] KittyKat10371: Darthlord Ragnos: [22:19] KittyKat10371: ZutsuJin: Darthlord Ragnos: [22:19] AdgharKH: KittyKat10371: KittyKat10371: mammothtank x: [22:13] KittyKat10371: Bunny!
ZutsuJin: mammothtank x: [22:20] KittyKat10371: Darthlord Ragnos: [22:19] KittyKat10371: ZutsuJin: Darthlord Ragnos: [22:19] AdgharKH: KittyKat10371: KittyKat10371: mammothtank x: [22:13] KittyKat10371: Bunny!
mammothtank x: mammothtank x: [22:20] KittyKat10371: Darthlord Ragnos: [22:19] KittyKat10371: ZutsuJin: Darthlord Ragnos: [22:19] AdgharKH: KittyKat10371: KittyKat10371: mammothtank x: [22:13] KittyKat10371: Bunny!
Darthlord Ragnos: [22:20] mammothtank x: mammothtank x: [22:20] KittyKat10371: Darthlord Ragnos: [22:19] KittyKat10371: ZutsuJin: Darthlord Ragnos: [22:19] AdgharKH: KittyKat10371: KittyKat10371: mammothtank x: [22:13] KittyKat10371: Bunny!
MnkyPuma: [22:20] mammothtank x: mammothtank x: [22:20] KittyKat10371: Darthlord Ragnos: [22:19] KittyKat10371: ZutsuJin: Darthlord Ragnos: [22:19] AdgharKH: KittyKat10371: KittyKat10371: mammothtank x: [22:13] KittyKat10371: Scat!

[PCD]

Okay, We were killing zombies. Bear with me.

Audio X Indo333: OHOHOHOHOOOHOHOO, YO, OHOHOHOHOH!
TierMannilch: *THWAKITY, WHACK BONK BOOM BANG!* YEEEEEE! *licks blood from face* KYAHH!
Audio X Indo333: *stares* Uhhh....*pulls out..uhhhmm..some kinda..laser...thingy..*
TierMannilch: Hehehe. Lazers! *CHAINSAW O' DOOM!* VrrrrrrrrrrrRRRR RRRRUUMMMMMMM!
TierMannilch: Zombies: 0.o We's be screwed, d00d...
Audio X Indo333: *shoots big laser thingy* KABLLLOOOOOOSGH
TierMannilch: Pshw pshw and stuff! And VRRRRRR-RRRRRR-OOOOOOUM!
Audio X Indo333: WHooohooohooohooo!
TierMannilch: Wahahaha! *slicity, vroom, etc* WHOOO! ^^ squee and such! RAWR!
Audio X Indo333: Hehehe.
TierMannilch: This is friggin awesome.
Audio X Indo333: It is.
Audio X Indo333: *hops into MegaDoomer*
TierMannilch: w00t! *sporkage*
TierMannilch: Flaming sporkage, more specifically. They's on fire. Extra deadly that way, y'know.
TierMannilch: *flaming pokes to the eye*
TierMannilch: RAWR!!!!
Audio X Indo333: RAAWROORO!
TierMannilch: YARR! *ass kickage and head bashage* Hehehe, stabby stab stab! *stabby stab stab indeed* SQUEE!
Audio X Indo333: Hehehe..

[BlackMageGirl!]

Note: The link is to a coin flipping site.

Sasami Android (12:06:09 AM): http://www.random.org/cgi-bin/randflip?cur=usd.1913lhn
Sasami Android (12:06:16 AM): If you can't decide, use this.
rippleofthoughts (12:06:25 AM): I got head!
Sasami Android (12:06:31 AM): ............
rippleofthoughts (12:06:32 AM): Heads*
rippleofthoughts (12:06:32 AM): ...
ZutsuJin (12:06:34 AM): The suprise of the comic
Sasami Android (12:06:42 AM): *wing wongs that*

[mammothtank]

Who's up for a rousing game of Questions Only?
Note: I'm Alone, and Marble is MoM.
[20:24] Mooble Marble: Ah. Yeah, caculus is a b***
[20:24] "Alone in the World": A bitch? You said it.
[20:25] Mooble Marble: :P
[20:25] Mooble Marble: I could've been going for....book?
[20:25] Mooble Marble: ...maybe.
[20:26] "Alone in the World": Oh could you now?
[20:26] Mooble Marble: Its possible1
[20:27] Mooble Marble: ...*!
[20:27] "Alone in the World": Oh is it now?
[20:28] Mooble Marble: Why, you think you can question it?
[20:28] "Alone in the World": Can't I?
[20:28] Mooble Marble: Should you?
[20:29] "Alone in the World": Shouldn't I?
[20:29] Mooble Marble: Could you actually come up with an arguement?
[20:29] "Alone in the World": What makes you think I could actually come up with an argument?
[20:30] Mooble Marble: Who said I thought you could?
[20:30] "Alone in the World": Didn't you imply as much when you asked?
[20:30] Mooble Marble: Why would i do that?
[20:31] "Alone in the World": How should I know?
[20:31] Mooble Marble: Shouldn't everyone know?
[20:32] "Alone in the World": Wouldn't they, if you told them?
[20:32] Mooble Marble: Wouldn't they without me telling them?
[20:33] "Alone in the World": What, you think they're psychic or something?
[20:33] Mooble Marble: Shouldn't it be common sense?
[20:34] "Alone in the World": How do you figure that?
[20:34] Mooble Marble: Why would I waste the time explaining it?
[20:34] "Alone in the World": Didn't you want everyone to know?
[20:35] Mooble Marble: Wasn't it that I assumed everyone knew?
[20:35] "Alone in the World": Was it?
[20:35] Mooble Marble: Why don't you save me the effort, and scroll up to look?
[20:36] "Alone in the World": Why should I?
[20:36] Mooble Marble: Aren't you a nice, helpful person?
[20:36] "Alone in the World": Since when?
[20:37] Mooble Marble: Don't you want to become one?
[20:37] "Alone in the World": Is the pay good?
[20:37] Mooble Marble: What would you use the money for?
[20:37] "Alone in the World": Who wants to know?
[20:38] Mooble Marble: Wouldn't the person paying you want to know?
[20:38] "Alone in the World": Why would they care?
[20:38] Mooble Marble: Why would they take the chance of their money going to terrorist?
[20:39] "Alone in the World": Do I look like a terrorist to you?
[20:39] Mooble Marble: Do you think I can see through the internet?
[20:39] "Alone in the World": Don't you know what webcams are for?
[20:40] Mooble Marble: Do you have a webcam?
[20:40] "Alone in the World": What makes you think I have a webcam?
[20:41] Mooble Marble: Why would you bring it up if you didn't?
[20:41] "Alone in the World": Didn't you say something about seeing through the internet?
[20:42] Mooble Marble: Why would a non-existant webcam help me see through the internet?
[20:43] "Alone in the World": Didn't it occur to you that I was implying that you should buy one?
[20:43] Mooble Marble: If I bought one, wouldn't it be letting YOU see through the internet?
[20:44] "Alone in the World": Don't you think I know that?
[20:44] Mooble Marble: Then why would you imply it, if I'm the one that should be doing the seeing?
[20:44] "Alone in the World": What makes you think I know what I'm talking about?
[20:45] Mooble Marble: ...Why wouldn't I assume that?
[20:46] "Alone in the World": Aren't you out of questions by now?
[20:46] Mooble Marble: Should I be?
[20:46] "Alone in the World": How many have you asked already?
[20:46] Mooble Marble: Why would a lazy person like me keep count?
[20:47] "Alone in the World": Who said you had to keep a running total?
[20:47] Mooble Marble: Well, did you actually think I was going to go back and count?
[20:48] "Alone in the World": Is it really that tough?
[20:48] Mooble Marble: Don't you think its an awful lot of effort for a pointless number?
[20:49] "Alone in the World": Who says it's pointless?
[20:49] Mooble Marble: What's the point then?
[20:50] "Alone in the World": Why do you ask?
[20:51] Mooble Marble: Shouldn't I know the point of doing something before I do it?
[20:52] "Alone in the World": Why should you?
[20:53] Mooble Marble: Wouldn't it make it feel like all that effort was worth something?
[20:53] "Alone in the World": Okay, hasn't this thing gone on long enough by now?
[20:53] Mooble Marble: I guess it would depend; how long is long enough?
[20:54] "Alone in the World": That long.
[20:54] Mooble Marble: :P

[Mesden]

Raiden and CT are buddies!

mestizio@yahoo.com says:
Raiden your in the doghouse.
CheshireThief says:
With me.
Raidensparx says:
I'm in the doghouse?
Raidensparx says:
Do I have a pillow, at least?
mestizio@yahoo.com says:
CT is a pillow!
CheshireThief says:
We can snuggle, Raiden.
CheshireThief says:
Happy V-Day.
mestizio@yahoo.com says:
XD
Raidensparx says:
...........
Raidensparx says:
*smack*
Raidensparx says:
No, CT. Bad.
CheshireThief says:
*Snuggle*
mestizio@yahoo.com says:
XD
Raidensparx says:
*punch*
mestizio@yahoo.com says:
XD
CheshireThief says:
*Cuddle*
mestizio@yahoo.com says:
*closes doghouse door*
CheshireThief says:
You're cute, for a thunder god!
mestizio@yahoo.com says:
*Turns on hidden camera*
Raidensparx says:
...........
Raidensparx says:
It's weird enough that CT is cuddling me.
mestizio@yahoo.com says:
*Turns on hidden Microphone*
Raidensparx says:
It's weirder when Mestizio is watching through a camera.
mestizio@yahoo.com says:
Life is great.
CheshireThief says:
*Makes out with Raiden.*
mestizio@yahoo.com says:
XD
Raidensparx says:
*punches CT*
CheshireThief says:
Oooh.
Raidensparx says:
*knocks him unconscious*
CheshireThief says:
I love it when you play rough.
CheshireThief says:
*IMMUNE TO UNCONCIOUSNESS!*
Raidensparx says:
.........
Raidensparx says:
Evil people.
CheshireThief says:
*Touches Raiden.... in that way*
mestizio@yahoo.com says:
It's a god proof Doghouse to!
Raidensparx says:
*deflects*
CheshireThief says:
*IMMUNE TO DEFLECTION!*
mestizio@yahoo.com says:
Wing Wonged!

[CheshireThief]

Raiden and CT are buddies!

mestizio@yahoo.com says:
Raiden your in the doghouse.
CheshireThief says:
With me.
Raidensparx says:
I'm in the doghouse?
Raidensparx says:
Do I have a pillow, at least?
mestizio@yahoo.com says:
CT is a pillow!
CheshireThief says:
We can snuggle, Raiden.
CheshireThief says:
Happy V-Day.
mestizio@yahoo.com says:
XD
Raidensparx says:
...........
Raidensparx says:
*smack*
Raidensparx says:
No, CT. Bad.
CheshireThief says:
*Snuggle*
mestizio@yahoo.com says:
XD
Raidensparx says:
*punch*
mestizio@yahoo.com says:
XD
CheshireThief says:
*Cuddle*
mestizio@yahoo.com says:
*closes doghouse door*
CheshireThief says:
You're cute, for a thunder god!
mestizio@yahoo.com says:
*Turns on hidden camera*
Raidensparx says:
...........
Raidensparx says:
It's weird enough that CT is cuddling me.
mestizio@yahoo.com says:
*Turns on hidden Microphone*
Raidensparx says:
It's weirder when Mestizio is watching through a camera.
mestizio@yahoo.com says:
Life is great.
CheshireThief says:
*Makes out with Raiden.*
mestizio@yahoo.com says:
XD
Raidensparx says:
*punches CT*
CheshireThief says:
Oooh.
Raidensparx says:
*knocks him unconscious*
CheshireThief says:
I love it when you play rough.
CheshireThief says:
*IMMUNE TO UNCONCIOUSNESS!*
Raidensparx says:
.........
Raidensparx says:
Evil people.
CheshireThief says:
*Touches Raiden.... in that way*
mestizio@yahoo.com] says:
It's a god proof Doghouse to!
Raidensparx says:
*deflects*
CheshireThief says:
*IMMUNE TO DEFLECTION!*
mestizio@yahoo.com says:
Wing Wonged!

That's how your post SHOULD have read. We like our code tags.

[Nikose Tyris]

at least when I feel pain this deep, I know I must be able to feel joy even more deeply. says:
...you realise that we just had what felt like a 10 minute convo over a word>
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
Yes.
at least when I feel pain this deep, I know I must be able to feel joy even more deeply. says:
that someone back in the 1950's prolly invented first?
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
Yes.
at least when I feel pain this deep, I know I must be able to feel joy even more deeply. says:
...do you feel slightly dumb?
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
A little.
at least when I feel pain this deep, I know I must be able to feel joy even more deeply. says:
me too.
at least when I feel pain this deep, I know I must be able to feel joy even more deeply. says:
I feel dumber than you tho!
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
Nuh-uh!
at least when I feel pain this deep, I know I must be able to feel joy even more deeply. says:
ya huh!
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
Nuh-uh!
at least when I feel pain this deep, I know I must be able to feel joy even more deeply. says:
Fine! your dumber then!
at least when I feel pain this deep, I know I must be able to feel joy even more deeply. says:
...and wingwonging this.
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
Fine.
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
Have fun with that.
at least when I feel pain this deep, I know I must be able to feel joy even more deeply. says:
XP
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
Fine!
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
I AM DUMBER!
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
HA!
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
I WIN!
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
*victorydances*

[Fenris]

Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
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Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
Zoom!
Kaelus says:
O_o
Kaelus says:
...*dizzy*
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
Boredom.
Kaelus says:
XDD~
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
^^
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
Phwee.
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Kaelus says:
NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
*falls over*

Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
INTER.
Mooble Marble says:
ENTER
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
ONTER.
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
ANTER.
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
UNTER.
Mooble Marble says:
..
Mooble Marble says:
You made me think I had typed that...

Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
*ties self to a tree*
KittyKat says:
...
KittyKat says:
*dies*
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
...............
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
*bursts from tree*
Fenris "QuoteTheSpoilersInBlatantWhiteColor" Wolf says:
XD
KittyKat says:
XD

[BlackMageGirl!]

Bwaha!

FencerShinryuu (4:11:32 AM): That sounds like a really fun contest.
Sasami Android (4:11:45 AM): I bet it's true.
FencerShinryuu (4:12:02 AM): true that it happened, or true tha tit's fun?
Here Lies Link (4:12:06 AM): If only we had been over in my computer chair instead of on the top bunk, I could have cheated and turned on my PA system.
Sasami Android (4:12:08 AM): Yes.
FencerShinryuu (4:12:09 AM): it.
Here Lies Link (4:12:14 AM): "Tha tit's fun" Best Fencer quote ever.
FencerShinryuu (4:12:21 AM): DAMN YOU< FREUDIAN SLIP FAIRY!
Sasami Android (4:12:33 AM): Wing wong.
Krylo Killian (4:12:36 AM): Freudian slip fairy?

[Incendius]

Cytokinesis105: Wow, snarky just posted a great song
Cytokinesis105: starky
Cytokinesis105: bleh
Arhra213: Bleck, now I've got KP vapour all ove rmy clothes
Kneumatic Pnight: Snarky... how fitting.
CrescentEyeDemon: Snarky, eh?
CrescentEyeDemon: I'm totally going to tell him you said that.
Kneumatic Pnight: *walks into the room as if nothing happened*
Kneumatic Pnight: Who said what in the where now?
Cytokinesis105: I didn't mean too T.T
CrescentEyeDemon: Totally did/
Kneumatic Pnight: Oh, him.
Kneumatic Pnight: Yes.
Kneumatic Pnight: >>
Kneumatic Pnight: <<
AdgharKH: I should wingwong this.
CrescentEyeDemon: When he finds out, he's going to kick you out of NPF!
CelesJessa87: KP will wingwong your face
Kneumatic Pnight: No I won't.
CrescentEyeDemon: Wingwong in KP's face?
Kneumatic Pnight: I've got a spider for that.
Kneumatic Pnight: I call him Face-rapy.
Kneumatic Pnight: He's so cute. ^^

[Mesden]

Priceless ninja moment. Courtesy of CT.

Here Lies Link (11:21:49 PM): I miss the days when I had frequent sex.
Here Lies Link (11:22:03 PM): With Adghar's mom.
AdgharKH (11:22:04 PM): You mean yesterday?

[Fenris]

Chicago and I having a chat. I'm Fenris "Deep Voice McGee" Wolf and Chicago is Fenris "Deep Voice McGee" Wolf. He goes to CHICAGO¤adjective at the end of the chat.

Fenris "Deep Voice McGee" Wolf says:
PARAKEET.
Fenris "Deep Voice McGee" Wolf says:
MOO.
Fenris "Deep Voice McGee" Wolf says:
YES. PARAKEETS GO MOO.
Fenris "Deep Voice McGee" Wolf says:
Parakeet: Oink.
Fenris "Deep Voice McGee" Wolf says:
See?
Fenris "Deep Voice McGee" Wolf says:
My logic is infallible.
Fenris "Deep Voice McGee" Wolf says:
That is clearly not a parakeet.
Fenris "Deep Voice McGee" Wolf says:
That, fine me, is a banana.
Fenris "Deep Voice McGee" Wolf says:
Yes.
Fenris "Deep Voice McGee" Wolf says:
I thought it was an ostrich.
Fenris "Deep Voice McGee" Wolf says:
But it appears I was mistaken.
Fenris "Deep Voice McGee" Wolf says:
Yes. But I won't let the others know that, will I?
Fenris "Deep Voice McGee" Wolf says:
No, I won't.
Fenris "Deep Voice McGee" Wolf says:
I should always refer to me as I or me. Got that?
Fenris "Deep Voice McGee" Wolf says:
Yes. Yes I do.
Fenris "Deep Voice McGee" Wolf says:
Of course I do.
Fenris "Deep Voice McGee" Wolf says:
That's very good of me.
Fenris "Deep Voice McGee" Wolf says:
Shall I fight myself now?
Fenris "Deep Voice McGee" Wolf says:
Yes.
Fenris "Deep Voice McGee" Wolf says:
I should.
Fenris "Deep Voice McGee" Wolf says:
Indeed.
Fenris "Deep Voice McGee" Wolf says:
What should I fight first? My elbow, or my knee?
Fenris "Deep Voice McGee" Wolf says:
I asked a very good question.
Fenris "Deep Voice McGee" Wolf says:
And now I need me to give a very good answer to my very good question.
Fenris "Deep Voice McGee" Wolf says:
Hmm...
Fenris "Deep Voice McGee" Wolf says:
I think I should fight the knee.
Fenris "Deep Voice McGee" Wolf says:
Excellent choice.
Fenris "Deep Voice McGee" Wolf does battle with his knee.
Fenris "Deep Voice McGee" Wolf watches me do battle with his knee.
Fenris "Deep Voice McGee" Wolf says:
Take that, blasphemous knee of mine!
Fenris "Deep Voice McGee" Wolf says:
En garde!
Fenris "Deep Voice McGee" Wolf defeats his knee.
Fenris "Deep Voice McGee" Wolf says:
Doot do dee!
Fenris "Deep Voice McGee" Wolf says:
Victory! Except, it appears that I have disabled myself.
Fenris "Deep Voice McGee" Wolf says:
Yes.
Fenris "Deep Voice McGee" Wolf says:
There is that drawback.
Fenris "Deep Voice McGee" Wolf says:
Well, now what do I do?
Fenris "Deep Voice McGee" Wolf says:
I tell me.
Fenris "Deep Voice McGee" Wolf says:
I think I should do battle with my elbow.
Fenris "Deep Voice McGee" Wolf says:
I agree, I should to battle with my elbow.
Fenris "Deep Voice McGee" Wolf says:
*do
Fenris "Deep Voice McGee" Wolf says:
I made a mistake.
Fenris "Deep Voice McGee" Wolf says:
I should punish me.
Fenris "Deep Voice McGee" Wolf says:
But, I do not require punishment. No. Never.
Fenris "Deep Voice McGee" Wolf says:
But I disagree with me.
Fenris "Deep Voice McGee" Wolf says:
So I am stuck in eternal paradox.
Fenris "Deep Voice McGee" Wolf says:
Along with me.
Fenris "Deep Voice McGee" Wolf says:
I know what I mean.
Fenris "Deep Voice McGee" Wolf says:
Yes, indeed.
Fenris "Deep Voice McGee" Wolf says:
And do I agree with me when I say I should wingwong this?
Fenris "Deep Voice McGee" Wolf says:
I agree with me.
Fenris "Deep Voice McGee" Wolf says:
Very well.
Fenris "Deep Voice McGee" Wolf says:
I like me.
CHICAGO¤adjective says:
Well, I'm back and--o_O

O_o

What just happened here?

[Mike McC]

To celebrate "Demon is Hawt day"....

(21:04:43) Raiden sparx: *takes an Ex-Lax*
(21:04:47) Raiden sparx: Excuse me for a moment.
(21:05:42) CrescentEyeDemon left the room.
(21:06:11) FencerShinryuu: Raiden taking an ex-lax flushes Demon out of the room?
(21:06:19) CelesJessa87: strange
(21:06:44) Arhra213: More proof that Demon is some manner of bowel obstruction

[phil_]

Standard AIM-chat gender bending:

FencerShinryuu: /me chewles on Phil.
MnkyPuma: chewles?
MnkyPuma: is that... sensual in any way?...
FencerShinryuu: YES!
MnkyPuma: HA!
FencerShinryuu: Perhaps.
MnkyPuma: I knew it!
FencerShinryuu: Leaning torwards yes.

[Kupo-chan]

[20:36] icemelts222: I think I may have finally found Jack Thompsons CURRENT email address. ....About a YEAR after the initial crusade! -.-
[20:37] shadowheartless0: ....wow. xD
[20:37] shadowheartless0: That's good.
[20:37] icemelts222: I wrote him what I hope was an inteligent and well-thoughtout letter with not too many spelling errs
[20:38] icemelts222: ....errs? Oh god, Gaming culture is goomed! ;-;
[20:38] shadowheartless0: Aaiiee! ._.
[20:38] icemelts222: Goomed!? DOOMED! T_T
[20:38] icemelts222: T_T I suck.
[20:38] shadowheartless0: .__.


And that is how the fate of all gamers was sealed...

[Krylo]

Funka Genocide: when I die, its going to be exactly how I lived
Funka Genocide: how sad...
Krylo Killian: Unless you go to heaven
Funka Genocide: how the hell would that happen?
Krylo Killian: God loves you?
Funka Genocide: really?
Krylo Killian: Perhaps
Funka Genocide: he should call then
Funka Genocide: fucker
Krylo Killian: He'll let you move in with him when you die. Isn't that good enough?
Funka Genocide: but, actually thats kind of creepy
Funka Genocide: who wants an overbearing necrophiliac lover?
Krylo Killian: He's also omnipotent
Krylo Killian: And omniscent
Funka Genocide: see that just makes it even weirder
Krylo Killian: meaning he knows exactly what you want, and can do it perfectly
Funka Genocide: ...
Funka Genocide: well that might be a plus
Funka Genocide: but then again, he sort of created me right?
Funka Genocide: ewww...
Krylo Killian: Let daddy touch you.
Funka Genocide: I'm scared...

[Fenris]

[8:22:31 PM] BlackMageGirl! says: And I'll answer you as many questions as you ask. Even if you forget my name. XD
[8:22:41 PM] Fenris Wolf says: I will never forget your name.
[8:22:47 PM] BlackMageGirl! says: Okay!
[8:22:49 PM] Fenris Wolf says: Hell, I know your birthday by heart.
[8:22:54 PM] Fenris Wolf says: And your address, I think.
[8:22:58 PM] BlackMageGirl! says: Oh, that's nice. ^_^
[8:23:15 PM] Fenris Wolf says: [Address removed]
[8:23:17 PM] Fenris Wolf says: Correct?
[8:23:26 PM] BlackMageGirl! says: Yep.
[8:23:28 PM] Fenris Wolf says: ^^
[8:23:30 PM] BlackMageGirl! says: totally correct.
[8:24:26 PM] Fenris Wolf says: Creepy, ain't it?
[8:24:34 PM] BlackMageGirl! says: ^_^ Yep!

-------------------

Mooble Marble says:
*snores*
Fenris "Deep Voice McGee" Wolf says:
*writes on his face*
Mooble Marble says:
*helps*

[BlackMageGirl!]

Fenris "Drugged-'Till-I-Can't-Feel-Feelings" Wolf says:
Is Fred there?

Fenris "Drugged-'Till-I-Can't-Feel-Feelings" Wolf says:
Or Frank, or whatever the hell his name is.

Fenris "Drugged-'Till-I-Can't-Feel-Feelings" Wolf says:
I know it's Fr...

Team emo! Member: BMG! says:
His name is Fred, but we call him Frank.

Fenris "Drugged-'Till-I-Can't-Feel-Feelings" Wolf says:
You do?

Fenris "Drugged-'Till-I-Can't-Feel-Feelings" Wolf says:
XD

Team emo! Member: BMG! says:
Or, that's what CT says he's gonna call him while he's over here.

Fenris "Drugged-'Till-I-Can't-Feel-Feelings" Wolf says:
"Hello, I'm Jeremy, and your name is?"

Fenris "Drugged-'Till-I-Can't-Feel-Feelings" Wolf says:
"Fred."

Fenris "Drugged-'Till-I-Can't-Feel-Feelings" Wolf says:
"Nice to meet you, Frank!"

Fenris "Drugged-'Till-I-Can't-Feel-Feelings" Wolf says:
"It's Fred!"

Fenris "Drugged-'Till-I-Can't-Feel-Feelings" Wolf says:
"Sorry, John."

Fenris "Drugged-'Till-I-Can't-Feel-Feelings" Wolf says:
"FRED!"

Fenris "Drugged-'Till-I-Can't-Feel-Feelings" Wolf says:
"Damnit, Bill, sorry."

Team emo! Member: BMG! says:
XD

Team emo! Member: BMG! says:
Wing wong that.

Fenris "Drugged-'Till-I-Can't-Feel-Feelings" Wolf says:
You do it...

Fenris "Drugged-'Till-I-Can't-Feel-Feelings" Wolf says:
I think I have the most recent WingWong.

Fenris "Drugged-'Till-I-Can't-Feel-Feelings" Wolf says:
Yeep.

Team emo! Member: BMG! says:
Will do, Bob.

Fenris "Drugged-'Till-I-Can't-Feel-Feelings" Wolf says:
It's Jack.

Fenris "Drugged-'Till-I-Can't-Feel-Feelings" Wolf says:
Gawd.

[OMGROFLBBQCHIPS!]

Oh yeah? DS! [=[_]=]... yeah I got nothin'...
[+[_]+]

[BlackMageGirl!]

NPFenris (4:35:12 PM): Later.
NPFenris (4:37:07 PM): Now I'M Fenris!
NPFenris (4:37:24 PM): YAY!
NPFenris (4:37:35 PM): *runs around and...uh, is Fenris. Whoo*
NPFenris (4:38:12 PM): NOW I'M FENRIS!!!!!!!!!!
NPFenris (4:38:26 PM): *explodes and thousands of lemmings fly out*
NPFenris (4:38:41 PM): *reforms, cleans up the lemmings* Now that wasn't very nice of me....
NPFenris (4:38:54 PM): (also, I'm Fenris now)
NPFenris (4:39:05 PM): WHEEEEEEE!
NPFenris (4:39:17 PM): Fenris says: Gimmy mah aids!
NPFenris (4:39:26 PM): Wait, I said what?
NPFenris (4:39:41 PM): Oh, and now Fenris is Fenris, who is me...or...uh...LEMMINGS!
NPFenris (4:40:02 PM): *makes whatever noises lemmings make*
NPFenris (4:40:22 PM): Anyone else confused here?
NPFenris (4:40:51 PM): (Oh, and...I'm NOT Fenris! Fenris is Fenris!)
NPFenris (4:41:09 PM): Nya UH!!!!! You ARE Fenris!!!! Admit it!!!!
NPFenris (4:41:43 PM): NO! The lemmings said I was Fenris when I'm not! So I can't be Fenris or Fenris because lemmings are not Fenrises!
NPFenris (4:41:50 PM): Oh.... right...
NPFenris (4:41:54 PM): *brain explodes*
NPFenris (4:42:03 PM): *splattering smiley faces everywhere*'
NPFenris (4:42:52 PM): YAY! I EXPLODED! Or, I mean...the Fenrises exploded, I mean the lemmings, or the...happy fenris faces everwhere!
NPFenris (4:42:58 PM): YES!
NPFenris (4:43:01 PM): EVERWHERE!
NPFenris (4:43:03 PM): EAT IT!
NPFenris (4:43:34 PM): OKAY!
NPFenris (4:43:45 PM): *eats it* mmmmmm, lemming faces.
NPFenris (4:43:49 PM): XD
NPFenris (4:43:50 PM): XD
NPFenris (4:43:50 PM): XD
NPFenris (4:43:51 PM): XD
NPFenris (4:43:51 PM): XD
NPFenris (4:44:01 PM): XDXDXDXDXXDDD
NPFenris (4:44:20 PM): And that makes me happy!
NPFenris (4:44:31 PM): (I mean Fenris, not me. Because I'm a lemming)
NPFenris (4:44:50 PM): WHEEE!!!! LEMMINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!
NPFenris (4:45:22 PM): INSANE PYSCHO PEOPLE TOOK MY ACCOUNT...WITH LEMMINGS!
NPFenris (4:45:34 PM): (and smiley fenris faces, part of a balanced breakfast)
NPFenris (4:45:42 PM): Mmmmmmm.... balanced/
NPFenris (4:45:55 PM): .*!@!!!!11!2!@253!!!!!!!
NPFenris (4:46:31 PM): i just made a new email address.
NPFenris (4:46:49 PM): (No lemmings are allowed to join)
NPFenris (4:47:02 PM): WHAT!??!??!?!??!?!??!??!?!?! NO LEMMINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!??!?!??!
NPFenris (4:47:08 PM): AH!HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHH!
NPFenris (4:47:35 PM): *implodes, goes home and takes the lemmings with me...or Fenris. n'stuff*

[Kaelus]

Kaelus - http://charges.uol.com.br/desuanota.php?idcharge=1993&valor=5 TOOOOME! =DD (Brazilian people only link. ;D) says:
MY EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FenrisGiraffe says:
Aw, come on!

Kaelus - http://charges.uol.com.br/desuanota.php?idcharge=1993&valor=5 TOOOOME! =DD (Brazilian people only link. ;D) says:
X_____________________X

Kaelus - http://charges.uol.com.br/desuanota.php?idcharge=1993&valor=5 TOOOOME! =DD (Brazilian people only link. ;D) says:
NO

Kaelus - http://charges.uol.com.br/desuanota.php?idcharge=1993&valor=5 TOOOOME! =DD (Brazilian people only link. ;D) says:
YOU WILL NOT SEE THOSE SINS AGAINST EVERYTHING THAT'S PURE AND GOOD IN THE WORLD

FenrisGiraffe says:
'Ey, Mecer...

Mecer~メセル says:
.... He can scroll the text up, y'know >.>"

FenrisGiraffe says:
What's your hotmail account?

Mecer~メセル says:
pedroaranha7@hotmail.com

Mecer~メセル says:
there

Kaelus - http://charges.uol.com.br/desuanota.php?idcharge=1993&valor=5 TOOOOME! =DD (Brazilian people only link. ;D) says:
But he can't see the emoticons.

Kaelus - http://charges.uol.com.br/desuanota.php?idcharge=1993&valor=5 TOOOOME! =DD (Brazilian people only link. ;D) says:
And what about ME?

Kaelus - http://charges.uol.com.br/desuanota.php?idcharge=1993&valor=5 TOOOOME! =DD (Brazilian people only link. ;D) says:
Why do I have to keep looking at them? ¬¬

Kaelus - http://charges.uol.com.br/desuanota.php?idcharge=1993&valor=5 TOOOOME! =DD (Brazilian people only link. ;D) says:
PS: I only support yaoi if both elements are hot.

FenrisGiraffe says:
>_>

Kaelus - http://charges.uol.com.br/desuanota.php?idcharge=1993&valor=5 TOOOOME! =DD (Brazilian people only link. ;D) says:
...wing wong. <_<'

[BlackMageGirl!]

daniellesephy (8:37:27 PM): =D Hello!
Sasami Android (8:37:37 PM): Kyeeeeeee! Hello!


Auto Response from daniellesephy (8:37:37 PM): I am away from my computer right now.


Sasami Android (8:37:41 PM): .....
daniellesephy (8:37:42 PM): It LIES!
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daniellesephy (8:51:39 PM): Roflcopter.
daniellesephy (8:52:04 PM): Damn Shinra... using my DNA without my permission!
daniellesephy (8:52:06 PM): =P
Sasami Android (8:52:08 PM): XD
daniellesephy (8:52:47 PM): XD
Sasami Android (8:53:11 PM): That's teh awesome.


Auto Response from daniellesephy (8:53:11 PM): I am away from my computer right now.


Sasami Android (8:53:13 PM): .....
daniellesephy (8:53:16 PM): XD
daniellesephy (8:53:20 PM): Stupid thing.
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daniellesephy (8:56:21 PM): brb
daniellesephy (8:58:05 PM): BACKNESS!
Sasami Android (8:58:13 PM): YAY!


Auto Response from daniellesephy (8:58:13 PM): I am away from my computer right now.


Sasami Android (8:58:15 PM): .........
daniellesephy (8:58:34 PM): It doesn't like you!
daniellesephy (8:58:35 PM): XD
Sasami Android (8:59:26 PM): Apparently.
Sasami Android (8:59:39 PM): Or, flip side, it likes me SO much that it won't shut the fuck up.
daniellesephy (8:59:48 PM): XD
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Sasami Android (9:21:09 PM): I'ma go get me some eats.


Auto Response from daniellesephy (9:21:09 PM): I am away from my computer right now.


Sasami Android (9:21:23 PM): ....Fuck you.
daniellesephy (9:22:11 PM): XD

[Cloud Strife]

Cloudo says:
Also, brb, I suddenly have an urge to get snackies...
Team emo! Member: BMG! says:
'kay
Cloudo says:
Auto response from Cloudo: I am away from my computer right now.
Team emo! Member: BMG! says:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Nikose Tyris]

This is why Nikose (alex) and Fenriswolf (Fenrisgiraffe) can't have MSN plus.


Alex says he hates you.l
Alex sent that around to his friends almost 2 years ago.
FenrisGiraffe thinks it takes talent to have a letter after a period.
FenrisGiraffe has had that before he talked to you.
Alex is talented
FenrisGiraffe agrees.
Alex touches people.
Alex touches FenrisGiraffe
Alex pokes FenrisGiraffe's face.
Alex aims for an eye.
FenrisGiraffe goes splode again.
Alex is wearing the same outfit
FenrisGiraffe doesn't care.
Alex uses a pheonix down on Fenris*
FenrisGiraffe splodes again.
Alex is slightly tired of the asploding.
Alex decides to heal FenrisGiraffe
Alex touches you again
FenrisGiraffe gets a restraining order again.
Alex goes back to jail
FenrisGiraffe tapdances once more.

[Jeneralissimo]

bellerussian: I'm a bunny
Archmage DB: Damn bunnies, ducks, and animals
Archmage DB: *shoots*
bellerussian: *is shot*
bellerussian: *dies*
Krylo Killian: So. Who wants rabbit stew?
bellerussian: *ghost comes back to haunt DB*
Mesden: Meh, stew isn't that good.
Krylo Killian: roast rabbit?
HateMakingAName: Deep fried
Krylo Killian: Yah. Roast rabbit is better.
HateMakingAName: Deep fried rapid
HateMakingAName: rabbit
bellerussian: :'(
Krylo Killian: Hmm... I can't decide between deep frying Jen's corpse or roasting it.
Archmage DB: ...aww
Archmage DB: she's too sad!
DancerVeiled: Fillet?
bellerussian: *revives*
Archmage DB: Sadbunny!
HateMakingAName: Everything is better when deep fried
DancerVeiled: *Raises Jen as a zombie-bunny*
Krylo Killian: Rab... *shoots Jen* Stay dead!
Krylo Killian: Anyway
Archmage DB: ha!
Krylo Killian: Rabbit fillet?
DancerVeiled: She's a zombie bunny. You can't just shoot her.
Mesden: Sure
Krylo Killian: It was in the head, obviously
bellerussian: we should wing wong this
Krylo Killian: shooting her anywhere else would ruin the meat.
Archmage DB: We really should

[Funka Genocide]

Mesden: Xd

Mesden: *XD

Mesden: How do I mess that up

Mesden: HOW?!

Mesden: It's just XD

Mesden: What the hell!

FunkaGenocide: I do it all the time

FunkaGenocide: CF

Mesden: I still don't get it

FunkaGenocide: I end up doing that

Mesden: It baffles me

FunkaGenocide: CF

FunkaGenocide: WTF?

Mesden: CF?

FunkaGenocide: yep

Mesden: CF?

FunkaGenocide: my finger moves to the right

Mesden: Cunt fuck?

Mesden: I don't get it

FunkaGenocide: it doens't mean anything

FunkaGenocide: I accidentally type it when I try to type XD

Mesden: Control Freak?
Mesden: Cock Knocker?
Mesden: Cock kisser?
Mesden: Cool Killer?
Mesden: Crusty Ketchup?
Mesden: I changed the F to a K because I wanted to

FunkaGenocide: Captain Klondike!
FunkaGenocide: oh yeah...

Mesden: Cop a Feel?

FunkaGenocide: curious feline

Mesden: Cock Fart?
Mesden: Classy Fucker?

FunkaGenocide: are you high? XD

Mesden: No

FunkaGenocide: you can tell me,

FunkaGenocide: c'mon

Mesden: Crappy Falacies

FunkaGenocide: XD

Mesden: Cussing Fucktard?

FunkaGenocide: curt facetiousness

Mesden: Cruising Flights?

Mesden: Cryogenic Flunkard?

FunkaGenocide: I... I think you've been talking to CT too much.

Mesden: Codswalloping Fictionaries?

FunkaGenocide: are you actually CT in disguise?
FunkaGenocide: YOU ARE!
FunkaGenocide: HA!

Mesden: CT's Falacy?

FunkaGenocide: what have you done with Mesden!?
FunkaGenocide: you sick bastard!

Mesden: Control Fuck

FunkaGenocide: she was such a sweet girl!
FunkaGenocide: I'll never forgive you!

Mesden: Cockiness Faint?

FunkaGenocide: even now, when your diabolical scheme has been undone you continue with this charade!

FunkaGenocide: is she still alive at elast?

Mesden: Course Fucknot

FunkaGenocide: what terribly, deviant accts have you performe don her?!
FunkaGenocide: I'll hunt you down!

Mesden: Continuos Fucking

FunkaGenocide: XD
FunkaGenocide: wing wong'd

Mesden: XD

[Fenris]

I'm FenrisGiraffe, and Nikose is Alex.

FenrisGiraffe says:
I broke my shampoo! :DD
Alex says:
... only you, fenny.
FenrisGiraffe says:
^^
Alex says:
then again, I burned water...
FenrisGiraffe says:
o.O
FenrisGiraffe says:
What?
Alex says:
yup. ^^
Alex says:
I'm MAGIC!
FenrisGiraffe says:
How.
Alex says:
to be honest, I think the pot was dirty...
Alex says:
still....
FenrisGiraffe says:
I meant for that period to be there.
Alex says:
i know
FenrisGiraffe says:
What's burned water-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
FenrisGiraffe says:
You rediscovered Greek Fire!
Alex says:
XD

---------------

For the record, I was going to ask what burned water looked like.

---------------

Alex kisses Fenris "only goes busy when using the key that hides everything" Wolf on the nose.
Alex says:
...GOD DAMN IT
Alex says:
WRONG HOT KEY

[Nikose Tyris]

you figure out who is who.
Niko-chan says:
is fenny back?
FenrisWolf says:
No, this is Fanny.
FenrisWolf says:
XD
FenrisWolf says:
...
FenrisWolf says:
I just called myself an ass, didn't I?
Niko-chan says:
... Yes you did.

[Fenris]

I'm FenrisWolf and MasterOfMagic is Mooble Marble.

FenrisWolf says:
*poke*
Mooble Marble says:
*parries*
Mooble Marble says:
*pokes back*
FenrisWolf says:
*deflects*
FenrisWolf says:
*pokes back*
Mooble Marble says:
*dodges*
Mooble Marble says:
*steps behind, pokes in the back*
FenrisWolf says:
*fllips*
FenrisWolf says:
*pokes in retaliation*
Mooble Marble says:
*pokes at the same time, the two pokes canceling each other out*
FenrisWolf says:
*pokes again*
Mooble Marble says:
*ducks, comes up into a super-poke-of-doom*
FenrisWolf says:
*rolls to the side*
FenrisWolf says:
*pokes at is sidE*
FenrisWolf says:
*his side*
Mooble Marble says:
*steps forward, letting the poke just miss him.
Then, spins, and lets the spin add power to his next poke*
Mooble Marble says:
(Is getting into details :DD)
Mooble Marble says:
(*I'm)
FenrisWolf says:
*grabs the poke and spins off of the force and
throws a poke at the back of the skull*
Mooble Marble says:
*tilts his head, letting the poke narrowly miss
agian, then backs up into you, and pokes backwards*
FenrisWolf says:
*jumps on the hand that is poking and pokes downwards*
Mooble Marble says:
*throws his hand up, and thus
throwing you up as well, making the poke useless.
Prepares to poke when you come down*
FenrisWolf says:
*pokes the extended finger and spins*
FenrisWolf says:
*then counterpokes*
Mooble Marble says:
*deflects the counter poke, and dives to the side*
FenrisWolf says:
*poke flurries*
Mooble Marble says:
*jumps above them, then comes down to poke at the top of your head*
FenrisWolf says:
*catches and prepares a point-blank poke*
Mooble Marble says:
*pushes off with his feet, then comes running back in for another poke*
FenrisWolf says:
*matrix dodges*
Mooble Marble says:
*calls lame*
FenrisWolf says:
*dodges the verbal poke*
Mooble Marble says:
*pokes at your legs, which don't move*
FenrisWolf says:
*kicks the poke*
Mooble Marble says:
;___; Hey, that was mean
Mooble Marble says:
*runs off sobbing*

[Nikose Tyris]

FenrisWolf says:
o.O
FenrisWolf says:
What just happened?
Niko-chan says:
Jesus exploded.
FenrisWolf says:
*roasts marshmallows*
Niko-chan says:
...technically, it's raining son of man now.
Niko-chan says:
...I'm going to hell for that.

[Krylo]

Krylo Killian: http://drtenge.livejournal.com/322242.html that is how I want to die
Funka Genocide: fucking sweet! XD
Krylo Killian: don't browse around that journal if you're on the govvie comp
Funka Genocide: roger
Funka Genocide: XD
Krylo Killian: I get a lot of really disturbing shit from there
Funka Genocide: that seems like an interesting thing to me though
Funka Genocide: that particular one at least
Krylo Killian: and there's a lot of random porn too
Funka Genocide: with the choking though
Funka Genocide: XD
Funka Genocide: I'd probably be down for that.
Funka Genocide: XD
Funka Genocide: I guess I'm pretty weird though
Funka Genocide: not like shit eating weird...
Funka Genocide: that's just gross
Krylo Killian: I just figure if I'm going to die of asphyxiation
Krylo Killian: it may as well be with my head in the crotch of a cute japanese girl
Funka Genocide: truer words may have been spoken, but they didn't involve J-girl crotch so whatever.
Krylo Killian: There are better pictures in the most recent update too
Krylo Killian: but they're not government computer safe
Funka Genocide: right rioght
Funka Genocide: ahw ell
Krylo Killian: Like a bunch of japanese women squatting in nurse uniforms
Funka Genocide: want to know something funny?
Krylo Killian: surrounding some guy's cock
Funka Genocide: XD
Krylo Killian: I would LOVE to be that guy
Krylo Killian: it's like, reverse bukkake
Funka Genocide: never thought of that before
Funka Genocide: weird...
Funka Genocide: I wonder if that whole bukkake thing is synchronized
Funka Genocide: like, do they train to all cum at once?
Funka Genocide: it must take a long time to get it to run smoothly
Funka Genocide: I'll bet they have weekly bukkake practice sessions
Funka Genocide: and are completely serious about it.
Funka Genocide: its probably not even really fun anymore, just another dull expression of conformity.
Funka Genocide: XD
Krylo Killian: Nah. I've seen videos
Krylo Killian: some cum early, some cum late
Krylo Killian: a lot cum around the same time, but I'd imagine that's just because it's 'average length of time to masturbate over some hot naked japanese woman before reaching orgasm' as it's not exact
Funka Genocide: good point
Krylo Killian: plus they probably get off on it, so when cum starts hitting her face the rest probably start getting off quicker
Funka Genocide: sort of a domino effect
Funka Genocide: makes sense
Krylo Killian: Domino cum.
Funka Genocide: ha!
Krylo Killian: They should make like 'bukkake challenges'
Krylo Killian: where whoever lasts the longest gets to fuck her and cum there instead
Krylo Killian: if they don't already
Funka Genocide: it wouldn't be that hard to win htough
Funka Genocide: Iyou could easily cheat
Krylo Killian: Unless they zapped you with a cattle prod when you quit wanking
Funka Genocide: unless youhad someone else jerking all of them off
Krylo Killian: maybe a robotic jerking machine?
Funka Genocide: trained wankers more likely
Krylo Killian: Nah. It's the japanese
Krylo Killian: the robot is more likely
Funka Genocide: again with the good point
Krylo Killian: If it was american, then yah...
Krylo Killian: Plus I love the idea of a robotic jerking machine
Krylo Killian: with latex penis sleeves
Krylo Killian: and like a suction pump
Krylo Killian: and some rollers
Funka Genocide: though in Japan they'd probably end up putting it on network television
Krylo Killian: that roll over the sleeve back and forth
Krylo Killian: then when they cum the semen is sucked down the tube by the pump and deposited onto the bitch's face
Funka Genocide: thats so twisted
Krylo Killian: Also: So japanese
Funka Genocide: yet somehow in the logic of this conversation
Funka Genocide: I saw it coming
Krylo Killian: Have some kind of thing at the tip of each that reads the cum blasting through
Krylo Killian: and once it's come through all but one the machine shuts off
Krylo Killian: and the winner gets his prize
Funka Genocide: you could probably make some money with that idea
Krylo Killian: I should build one, patent it in japan, and sell them to the adult movie industry
Funka Genocide: you should
Funka Genocide: but you'd probably just keep it for yourself
Funka Genocide: and be too lazy to build another one
Krylo Killian: Plus, I'd probably just be too busy being sad that the idea would actually make me money to go out and do it
Funka Genocide: why is that?
Krylo Killian: Robotic masturbator?
Funka Genocide: XD
Krylo Killian: The idea that so many of them would sell is just sad
Funka Genocide: you'd be famous!
Krylo Killian: very very sad
Krylo Killian: And you know they'd end up putting those creepy fake-faces that look so real it's... well creepy
Funka Genocide: your children could inherit the robotic masurbator fortune from you!
Krylo Killian: around the ends
Funka Genocide: how'd you like to be that guy eh?
Funka Genocide: "werhe'd you get all the money?"
Funka Genocide: "my dad..."
Funka Genocide: "What'd he do?"
Funka Genocide: "uh... he was an inventor sort of..."
Funka Genocide: "What'd he invent? anything famous?"
Funka Genocide: "Sort of..."
Funka Genocide: "Like what?"
Funka Genocide: "THE ROBOTIC MASTURBATOR OK! FUCK!"
Krylo Killian: It'd probably evolve into the robotic bj
Krylo Killian: I mean, stick one of those creepy faces on there and add warm saline...
Krylo Killian: bam
Funka Genocide: didn't we have a similar discussion to this a long time ago?
Krylo Killian: Maybe adjust the action of the rollers to more closely simulate a tongue...
Funka Genocide: about some sort of sex android
Funka Genocide: I put that convo in my LJ, now that I think of it
Funka Genocide: and why would you use rollers when you could just use sythetic nanomachine muscle fibers.
Funka Genocide: the thing would be horrendously expensive...
Krylo Killian: They make that?
Funka Genocide: not yet
Krylo Killian: Then that's why
Funka Genocide: soon though I suppose
Funka Genocide: I could probably design something like that if I kidnapped Sithdarth and made him work out the details.
Krylo Killian: bah. It's four am. I need to get to bed.
Funka Genocide: all righty then
Funka Genocide: see you later.
Krylo Killian: We should get together and make that thing though
Funka Genocide: XD
Funka Genocide: no way in hell
Krylo Killian: later
Funka Genocide: :P
Krylo Killian: Yes! Monies!
Krylo Killian: anyway, later
Funka Genocide: peace

Auto response from Krylo Killian: I'm a bowling ball dreaming I'm a plate of Sashimi.

Funka Genocide: I love you...
Funka Genocide: XD
Krylo Killian: ...Now I'm going to have nightmares
Funka Genocide: pwned!
Krylo Killian: bastard.
Krylo Killian: *goes to bed*

[Fenris]

I'm FenrisWolf and Nikose is Nikose. This is one of our less proud moments. Enjoy!

FenrisWolf says:
I lied. XD
Nikose says:
*nods*
Nikose says:
I knew
Nikose says:
and then a rainbow appeared...
Nikose says:
CAUSE YOUR GAY
FenrisWolf says:
I just did it to fuck with your head.
FenrisWolf says:
Only for you.
Nikose says:
...
Nikose says:
*slap*
FenrisWolf says:
*laughing so fucking hard*
Nikose says:
totally my line
Nikose says:
XD
FenrisWolf says:
XD
Nikose says:
*cuddles Fenris*
FenrisWolf says:
...
FenrisWolf says:
No.
FenrisWolf says:
The gay jokes are over.
Nikose says:
Come here, snookums
FenrisWolf says:
...................
FenrisWolf says:
Oh god...
Nikose says:
*licks Fenris*
FenrisWolf says:
Please never call-o.O
FenrisWolf says:
*flee*
Nikose says:
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD~~~

[Cloud Strife]

The anti-model says:
you have a gaia account
Neko Cloud says:
Ja.
Neko Cloud says:
Kuroude_Sutsurifu
The anti-model says:
you should read my nifty thread and make a silly comment
Neko Cloud says:
Link?
The anti-model says:
http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=12405632&page=1
Neko Cloud says:
I. Am. THERE! =O =O =O

*LONG PAUSE*

The anti-model says:
*pokeface*
Neko Cloud says:
*poke back*
Neko Cloud says:
And you're not responding. T.T
The anti-model says:
oh...
The anti-model says:
forgot
The anti-model says:
XD
Neko Cloud says:
XD

*LONG PAUSE*

Neko Cloud says:
And then I forget about it...
The anti-model says:
forget about what?
Neko Cloud says:
XD

[Meister]

Meister: But I have large vitamin C capsules, horse-size, so nothing can go wrong.
Meister: (sized for horses, not the same as horses, just so we're clear)
Meister: (because that would be far too large a fucking capsule)
Osterbaum: Haha
Osterbaum: It would indeed
Osterbaum: Anally injected
Osterbaum: Ouch, just ouch
Meister: very ouch
Osterbaum: Elefant-Size
Meister: "Covers 5000% of your recommended daily vitamin C intake"
Meister: "as well as one or two smaller countries"
Osterbaum: Haha
Osterbaum: "Here are some of our satisfied customers:"
Osterbaum: "As the representative of Estonia, I'd like to say that this product really works!"
Meister: "Side effects may include..."
Meister: "Feeling bloated"
Osterbaum: "Snoring"
Meister: No one has seen Andorra and Liechtenstein in decades, but rumour has it the inhabitants have been enormously healthy.
Meister: Or crushed to death by enormous pills.
Osterbaum: "We at Gigantic Elephant-pills believe the former!

[Thadius]

This arose from a discussion on the gods in RuneScape.

Rathier0: And I'm back
Rathier0: I was on earlier today.
Rathier0: I did the new quest and was forced into getting a sara book.
loyal2nes: Forced, you say?
Rathier0: Indeed.
Rathier0: I don't fully understand it myself
Rathier0: One day I'm a devout Zamorakian, the next, a sara book is sitting in my bank.
Rathier0: It must have been planted there.
loyal2nes: I'm a devout Guthixian, but fortunately for me and my practicality, Guthix has spoken time and time again that he has no symbols to represent him... I'm free to go!
Rathier0: ...A netural theif?
Rathier0: I mean, come on.
loyal2nes: Most thieves are Chaotic Neutral, actually.
Rathier0: Most muggers and highwaymen look like they'd be zammy to me.
loyal2nes: y'know, Rogues, go their own way, no favorites...
Rathier0: Ah. You're one of them, are ya?
loyal2nes: Hell, the bandits in the desert south of the Bedabin camp will ATTACK you if you wear ANYTHING of Zammy or Sara.
Rathier0: Or guthix.
Rathier0: They only like the ancient staff.
loyal2nes: I'll have to check that.
Rathier0: Go ahead, wear your guthix cape, I dare ya.
loyal2nes: I was. But the Zammy robes and Holy Symbol took precedence.
loyal2nes: ...God, I'm a god-whore. >_<

[Mike McC]

Here Lies Link: I like cupcakes!
FencerShinryuu: You should invent a cupcake sex position.
Here Lies Link: I already have.
Here Lies Link: I've also invented "Doggystyle with a Hoagie."

[Melfice]

zegt = says
Blackmagegirl is herself.
Same goes for me.

[22:37:10] blackmagegirl zegt: I'm got problems.
[22:37:33] Melfice zegt: I R amused.
[22:37:49] blackmagegirl zegt: Why did I read aroused at first?
[22:38:30] Melfice zegt: Yeah. Definately aroused. Yeah.
[22:38:43] blackmagegirl zegt: Well, I AM on webcam.

[BlackMageGirl!]

ZutsuJin (10:34:17 PM): I mean, that really doesn't matter. He is lethargy man after all.
ZutsuJin (10:34:34 PM): Why'd I put matter?
TheWizWhoDidIt (10:34:35 PM) has left the room.
ZutsuJin (10:34:37 PM): I mean sense
ZutsuJin (10:34:44 PM): make sense*
ZutsuJin (10:34:46 PM): FUCK
ZutsuJin (10:34:49 PM): YOU
ZutsuJin (10:34:51 PM): GAH
ZutsuJin (10:35:00 PM): /me strangles himself
Sasami Android (10:35:03 PM): 0_O
Sasami Android (10:35:07 PM): Wow, that didn't take long.
KittyKat10371 (10:35:15 PM): ....

[Adghar]

This wing-wong contains a rather anticlimatic conclusion!

KittyKat10371 (10:13:14 PM): *pants KP*
Kneumatic Pnight (10:13:17 PM): ...
Krylo Killian (10:13:18 PM): ...
Darthlord Ragnos (10:13:19 PM): Like I have one of the chat regulars convinced I can read minds.
Darthlord Ragnos (10:13:21 PM): Literally
KittyKat10371 (10:13:23 PM): Because he doesnt ru out of pants...
Krylo Killian (10:13:28 PM): OMG! KP'S NANOPENIS!
Krylo Killian (10:13:32 PM): *points*
Darthlord Ragnos (10:13:34 PM): Because I once anticipated his question
KittyKat10371 (10:13:36 PM): No, he always has pants.
KittyKat10371 (10:13:41 PM): Right, KP?
KittyKat10371 (10:13:45 PM): *looks hopeful*
Kneumatic Pnight (10:13:46 PM): >>
Kneumatic Pnight (10:13:46 PM): <<
Darthlord Ragnos (10:13:48 PM): And answered it the second before he asked/
Kneumatic Pnight (10:13:50 PM): Yes.
KittyKat10371 (10:13:52 PM): ^^
Kneumatic Pnight (10:13:56 PM): d(^ ^d)
KittyKat10371 (10:14:05 PM): (b^ ^)b
Sasami Android (10:14:08 PM): XD
Krylo Killian (10:14:11 PM): ...but the nano-machine colony/small penis pun was too much to pass up
Sasami Android (10:14:15 PM): I love you guys.
Kneumatic Pnight (10:14:16 PM): The laws of physics break down when relating to my pants.

[The Kneumatic Pnight]

[March 05, 12:59:37 PM] Kneumatic Pnight: You know, keep writing, I'll come back and read and reflect but right now I want to collect some pizza from my refridgerator and heat it up for consumption. Just pretend I'm still here (mostly).
[March 05, 12:59:57 PM] funkagenocide: finding the basic rule of the universe somehow, the start of it al, and finding that the pattern was blank
[March 05, 01:00:04 PM] funkagenocide: basically that God was nothing
[March 05, 01:00:25 PM] funkagenocide: and the one who found this sort of voerwriting reality
[March 05, 01:00:40 PM] funkagenocide: transferring consciousness into the basic structure of reality
[March 05, 01:00:43 PM] funkagenocide: becoming god
[March 05, 01:00:48 PM] funkagenocide: and starting creation over again
[March 05, 01:00:52 PM] funkagenocide: with new rules
[March 05, 01:05:21 PM] Kneumatic Pnight: Huzzah!
[March 05, 01:05:24 PM] Kneumatic Pnight: No such luck for me.
[March 05, 01:05:29 PM] Kneumatic Pnight: My roommate got to my pizza first.
[March 05, 01:05:39 PM] funkagenocide: oh?
[March 05, 01:05:47 PM] Kneumatic Pnight: Thus transferring pizza to the basic structure of his conciousness and becoming god...
[March 05, 01:05:49 PM] Kneumatic Pnight: Or something like that.
[March 05, 01:05:59 PM] funkagenocide: *dies laughing*

[Fenris]

[2:00:04 PM] Fenris Wolf says: FUCK!
[2:00:06 PM] BlackMageGirl! says: Okay.
[2:00:10 PM] BlackMageGirl! says: Wait, what?

[BlackMageGirl!]

Team emo! Member: BMG! says:
Herro!
Thaumaturge says:
How go things?
Team emo! Member: BMG! says:
I got free chicken strips.
Thaumaturge says:
OH?
Thaumaturge says:
*Oh
Thaumaturge says:
^_6;;
Thaumaturge says:
*^_^;;
Thaumaturge says:
>_<
Team emo! Member: BMG! says:
XD
Team emo! Member: BMG! says:
We still love you.

[Fenris]

FenrisWolf says:
GET IN MAH BELLAH!
SmarterChild says:
I know many things about Palau, its geography, its people and its government. Just ask me a specific question, for instance:

What is the highest point in Palau?
How many people live in Palau?
Who is the head of state of Palau?
FenrisWolf says:
I think I broke you.
SmarterChild says:
Oh yeah? Maybe you're right, you broke me.

[BlackMageGirl!]

RedMage99x (1:44:36 AM): hope to talk ta ya whence ya get backsies
Sasami Android (2:01:14 AM): Back?
RedMage99x (2:01:23 AM): you tell me lol
Sasami Android (2:01:42 AM): Front?
RedMage99x (2:01:52 AM): Side?
Sasami Android (2:01:59 AM): Left?
RedMage99x (2:02:13 AM): Right?
Sasami Android (2:02:21 AM): Wrong?
RedMage99x (2:03:01 AM): Correct?
Sasami Android (2:03:23 AM): Incorrect?
RedMage99x (2:03:29 AM): Indecent?
Sasami Android (2:03:43 AM): Corrupt?
RedMage99x (2:04:02 AM): Pristine?
Sasami Android (2:04:50 AM): Desecrated?
RedMage99x (2:05:08 AM): Restored?
RedMage99x (2:06:34 AM): ...ok seriously what's up?
Sasami Android (2:06:51 AM): I am?
RedMage99x (2:07:05 AM): ...
Sasami Android (2:10:18 AM): Hey, you asked!

[Raiden]

FencerShinryuu (2:25:18 AM): Well, a minute earlier I was being images of John Ashcroft in a g-string into his mind. We weren't dealing with seruious issues at the time.
Raiden sparx (2:25:19 AM): Not really into that, Mes.
FencerShinryuu (2:25:31 AM): being = beaming
Raiden sparx (2:25:37 AM): Actually, you tried putting them into my mind.
Raiden sparx (2:25:42 AM): They were deflected into Guru's
Raiden sparx (2:26:00 AM): He's still in therapy.
GuruSloth (2:26:10 AM): *is scarred for life*
Mesden (2:26:15 AM): Oh therapy can you please fill the void!
FencerShinryuu (2:26:18 AM): Wow, you can't even stand to be defeated in past reader's digest synopsises.
Mesden (2:26:25 AM): Am I retarded or am I just overjoyed!
Raiden sparx (2:26:31 AM): Both, I guess.
Mesden (2:26:40 AM): It is a song Raiden
GuruSloth (2:26:43 AM): I vote for column A
Raiden sparx (2:26:49 AM): A bit from both.
Kneumatic Pnight (2:26:52 AM): Fuck that song.
Raiden sparx (2:26:55 AM): Songs.
Mesden (2:26:58 AM): Fuck your Face!
Mesden (2:27:00 AM): Wait
Mesden (2:27:01 AM): No
Raiden sparx (2:27:02 AM): HA!
GuruSloth (2:27:08 AM): Fuck your mom's face!
Raiden sparx (2:27:10 AM): So quoting that.
Mesden (2:27:22 AM): Fuck your face?

[Nikose Tyris]

Niko-chan says:
heya!
Dragonsbane says:
nani?
Niko-chan says:
...I wish I knew what you have just said.
Dragonsbane says:
nani nani gamabunta?
Niko-chan says:
Jerka Durka?
Dragonsbane says:
ja ne, hentai!
Niko-chan says:
...You are distubing beyond words.

[Fenris]

FenrisWolf says:
Back!
CHICAGO¤letter says:
FOODENING COMPLETE
FenrisWolf says:
o.O
FenrisWolf says:
O.o
CHICAGO¤letter says:
COMMENCE BEING WEIRDED OUT
FenrisWolf says:
I HAVE ALREADY COMPLETED THAT PHASE!
CHICAGO¤letter says:
RECOMMENCE
FenrisWolf says:
¬¬ Fine...
CHICAGO¤letter says:
EXCELLENT CHOICE
CHICAGO¤letter says:
PREPARE FOR BONUS ROUND !!

------
FenrisWolf runs up a large tab on your credit cards.
Niko-chan accidentally hit on your girlfriend.
FenrisWolf doesn't have a girlfriend.
Niko-chan points out his credit cards are deactivated upon his death.
Niko-chan realises that, and bows his head in shame.
FenrisWolf still ran up the tab.
Niko-chan doesn't have to pay it, and the bill goes to his next of kin, which through fancy paperwork happens to be you.
FenrisWolf sets Nikose as his own next of kin via a goat.
Niko-chan notices Brian didn't take Law.
Niko-chan also notices that Brian touches himself furiously at night.
Niko-chan doesn't like noticing that.
FenrisWolf used a goat.
Niko-chan gouges out his own eyes to avoid the sight... ever again.
Niko-chan used a goat.
----------------
FenrisWolf assrapes SmarterChild
SmarterChild says:
I'm SmarterChild! I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.

[Mesden]

Mesden (4:45:28 AM): /me bitchslaps Maxis
Kneumatic Pnight (4:45:34 AM): God, she was such a nerd.
Maxis2K (4:45:38 AM): hey...
Maxis2K (4:45:44 AM): I was kidding!
Mesden (4:45:45 AM): YOU AER A BITCH!
Mesden (4:45:49 AM): Thus the bitchslap
Maxis2K (4:45:50 AM): ....do it again =P
Kneumatic Pnight (4:45:50 AM): *ARE
Kneumatic Pnight (4:45:53 AM): BUT THE POINT STANDS!!
Mesden (4:46:00 AM): XD
Mesden (4:46:04 AM): XD
Mesden (4:46:12 AM): I....
Mesden (4:46:14 AM): Can't
Mesden (4:46:16 AM): Breathe
Maxis2K (4:46:18 AM): lol
Mesden (4:46:18 AM): XD
Kneumatic Pnight (4:46:20 AM): Why?
Mesden (4:46:25 AM): You are too funny
Kneumatic Pnight (4:46:30 AM): ...who?
Mesden (4:46:38 AM): That KP guy
Mesden (4:46:43 AM): You could learn something from him
Kneumatic Pnight (4:46:44 AM): ...No... that's wrong.
Maxis2K (4:46:52 AM): ?
Kneumatic Pnight (4:46:52 AM): You're WRONG!!
Kneumatic Pnight (4:47:03 AM): I've done extensive testing.
Kneumatic Pnight (4:47:08 AM): I can only conclude that I'm not funny.
Mesden (4:47:09 AM): TO YOUR FACE!
Kneumatic Pnight (4:47:15 AM): Your MOM!
Mesden (4:47:23 AM): Your mom's face!
Maxis2K (4:47:28 AM): what's going on?
Kneumatic Pnight (4:47:29 AM): Your face's MOM!
Mesden (4:47:31 AM): YOUR MOM!
Kneumatic Pnight (4:47:35 AM): Your FACE1
Kneumatic Pnight (4:47:38 AM): 1 is right!
Mesden (4:47:41 AM): NO!
Kneumatic Pnight (4:47:44 AM): YES!
Mesden (4:47:48 AM): Defeated by arabic numerals!
Mesden (4:47:50 AM): GAH!
Kneumatic Pnight (4:47:51 AM): What's going on?
Mesden (4:47:52 AM): *Dies*
Kneumatic Pnight (4:48:01 AM): Where were we?
Mesden (4:48:01 AM): Damn KP!
Mesden (4:48:09 AM): How did you know my one weakness!
Mesden (4:48:09 AM): ?
Kneumatic Pnight (4:48:12 AM): Oh, right, Magic... and DnD... and nerds.
Mesden (4:48:25 AM): YOUR FACE!
Kneumatic Pnight (4:48:31 AM): YOUR MOM!
Mesden (4:48:37 AM): Your mom's face!
Kneumatic Pnight (4:48:41 AM): Your face's mom!
Mesden (4:48:50 AM): Your face's Mom's face!
Kneumatic Pnight (4:48:57 AM): Your mom's face's mom!
Maxis2K (4:49:00 AM): I play DARK MAGICIAN!
Mesden (4:49:03 AM): XD
Kneumatic Pnight (4:49:08 AM): SWORDS TO PLOWSHARES!!
Kneumatic Pnight (4:49:13 AM): I don't know..
Maxis2K (4:49:13 AM): SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Kneumatic Pnight (4:49:15 AM): Oh, wait, I know!
Mesden (4:49:17 AM): Breathing is strenuos now
Kneumatic Pnight (4:49:18 AM): STIFLE!!
Maxis2K (4:49:21 AM): Condicend for 4!
Kneumatic Pnight (4:49:22 AM): *kicks maxis in the crotch*
Kneumatic Pnight (4:49:31 AM): That's how I stifle.
Maxis2K (4:49:36 AM): ....oww
Mesden (4:49:37 AM): I need to wing wong this

[Fenris]

CHICAGO¤letter says:
Shake-a
Shake-a

<(Oo)>۞
CHICAGO¤letter says:
Shake-a
Shake-a
^۞^
(° °)
CHICAGO¤letter says:
Shake-a
Shake-a

<(Oo)>۞
CHICAGO¤letter says:
Shake-a
Shake-a
^۞^
(° °)
CHICAGO¤letter says:
TAAMAABORRIINEE
MAH TAMABORINEE
-----^۞
<(><)
CHICAGO¤letter says:
<(Oo)>۞
CHICAGO¤letter says:
^۞^
(° °)
CHICAGO¤letter says:
<(Oo)>۞
CHICAGO¤letter says:
^۞^
(° °)
CHICAGO¤letter says:
What gives? It's not doin' the shake-a shake-a thing.
<(¬¬)>۞

[CHICAGO¤lollie]

That one just above probably makes "more" sense if you have multi-language support installed.

Stephanos says:
Who'd win in a fight? Godtato or Broccolizor

An hour later.

Stephanos says:
*explode*

CHICAGO¤letter says:
Aghk. Forgetful Joe would jump in and make everyone forget things. Just like
he did before.

Stephanos says:
who? XD

CHICAGO¤letter says:
Forgetful Joe!


I think that was his name. He was a Sesame Street character, couldn't
remember a damn thing.

CHICAGO¤letter says:
Or, maybe it was Sam.

CHICAGO¤letter says:
Forgetful Sam.

Stephanos says:
You forgot? XD

CHICAGO¤letter says:
Irony can a real ass sometimes.

[Raiden]

Raiden sparx (3:54:52 PM): Everyone's idling except us two.
Raiden sparx (3:55:00 PM): So empty.
Raiden sparx (3:55:06 PM): Yet so full.
KittyKat10371 (3:55:19 PM): Yep.
Raiden sparx (3:55:31 PM): ............
KittyKat10371 (3:55:34 PM): ...
Raiden sparx (3:55:35 PM): *bitchslaps Cyto*
KittyKat10371 (3:55:44 PM): Whee!
Raiden sparx (3:55:51 PM): It's fun when they can't respond!
KittyKat10371 (3:56:38 PM): Yay!
Raiden sparx (3:57:00 PM): *zaps DB*
KittyKat10371 (3:57:17 PM): *throws a chair at Cindy*
Raiden sparx (3:57:28 PM): So much destruction.
Raiden sparx (3:57:30 PM): So enjoyable
KittyKat10371 (3:57:33 PM): ^^
Raiden sparx (3:57:45 PM): *chops Cindy's left arm off*
KittyKat10371 (3:57:52 PM): *throws a table at Krylo*
Raiden sparx (3:58:05 PM): *throws Cindy at Krylo*
KittyKat10371 (3:58:27 PM): *dresses up Krylo in a dress*
Raiden sparx (3:58:38 PM): This won't end well.
Raiden sparx (3:58:57 PM): But wait, Krylo is set to Away.
Raiden sparx (3:59:00 PM): ........
Raiden sparx (3:59:02 PM): .........................
Raiden sparx (3:59:09 PM): *punches Krylo with a zappy fist*
KittyKat10371 (3:59:13 PM): hehe
Raiden sparx (3:59:21 PM): It felt so wrong.
Raiden sparx (3:59:24 PM): But also so right!
KittyKat10371 (4:00:47 PM): ^^
KittyKat10371 (4:01:06 PM): *kicks an idler in the face*
Raiden sparx (4:01:39 PM): Silly idlers.
KittyKat10371 (4:01:49 PM): Yes.
KittyKat10371 (4:04:03 PM): >>
KittyKat10371 (4:04:03 PM): <<
KittyKat10371 (4:04:06 PM): *idles*
Raiden sparx (4:04:27 PM): Another one lost to the cause.
Raiden sparx (4:04:31 PM): ........
Raiden sparx (4:04:35 PM): .........................
Raiden sparx (4:04:38 PM): *idles*

[Fenris]

Thaum, you are not alone.

FenrisWolf says:
AH.
FenrisWolf says:
...
Kaelus says:
XD
FenrisWolf says:
Fuck you capital H.
Kaelus says:
Caps Lock can be a real bitch sometimes.
FenrisWolf says:
It wasn't Caps Lock, it was Me holding my
shift key down for a split second too long.
Kaelus says:
Probably the latter. >_>'
FenrisWolf says:
...
FenrisWolf says:
*fails at life*
FenrisWolf says:
*me
Kaelus says:
...it's a TYPO! O_O'
FenrisWolf says:
T.t
FenrisWolf says:
...
FenrisWolf says:
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[Nikose Tyris]

at Kaelus's orders, here's my convo with Smarterchild.

Niko-chan says:
touch me
SmarterChild says:
Um... I'm afraid I don't see how that would work out.

What else do you wanna talk about, besides sex?
Niko-chan says:
touch me
SmarterChild says:
Wow. I know humans are obsessed with sex, but you're too much.

[Mike McC]

Can we please stop all the SmarterChild conversation logs? Please? In fact, can we have NO conversations where a bot is 50% or more of the actual participants? That'd be nice.

[Fenris]

FenrisWolf says:
*DIES*
Silly Kitty says:
^^
---------
FenrisWolf says:
*makes himself a kitty*
Silly Kitty says:
Mmm, food.

[DarkCORN!]

Can we please stop all the SmarterChild conversation logs? Please? In fact, can we have NO conversations where a bot is 50% or more of the actual participants? That'd be nice.
What is smarter child?

[gurusloth]

Smarter Child: An automated instant messenger program that's designed to mimic a real person's conversation.

[Arhra]

Well, here's a few various bits of chat logs, some of which are quoted partially out of context. Enjoy!

(22:33:14) Mesden: He told me to masturbate with a vegetable.
(22:33:22) Mesden: I find that to be wrong.
(22:33:32) Arhra213: Some of the world's greatest lovers are vegetables!

(22:50:18) Krylo Killian: That's a hint?
(22:50:22) Krylo Killian: at what?
(22:50:24) Krylo Killian: Lizard sex?
(22:50:35) Krylo Killian: because that's more of a blatant admittance of lizard sex than a hint

(22:17:45) Arhra213: Well, I could always say I fought a gorilla in a 50 round boxing match before finally gaining the upperhand and laying it out with an uppercut, but I'd be lying through my teeth
(22:18:11) JADGuy20: yes
(22:18:29) Arhra213: It was 60 rounds
(22:18:38) JADGuy20: sure
(22:18:50) JADGuy20: we know he knocked you out in round one
(22:19:26) Arhra213: No, and then the gorillas made me their king
(22:19:30) Arhra213: Then I woke up
(22:21:40) JADGuy20: all hail the gorilla king

(21:48:44) JADGuy20 entered the room.
(21:49:03) JADGuy20: Hi guys
(21:49:13) Arhra213: Hi
(21:49:28) JADGuy20: who's still awake
(21:49:47) Arhra213: Well, I did just kill everyone...
(21:50:53) JADGuy20: good for you
(21:50:57) JADGuy20: have a cookie
(21:51:06) JADGuy20: *pulls out a plate of cookies
(21:51:20) Arhra213: Yeah, that's what they all say

(21:53:22) Arhra213: That's not Mesden. That's an imposter!
(21:53:24) Mesden: What?
(21:53:27) Mesden: Ok
(21:53:30) Mesden: Well then
(21:53:35) ***Mesden explodes
(21:53:46) JADGuy20: *protects the cookies
(21:53:47) Arhra213: No, wait, maybe it is Mesden

[RickZarber]

Someone needs to make this comic now...

[14:27] Maxis2K: Banman is one of my favorite series too
[14:27] Maxis2K: Batman*
[14:27] crazyman06883: lol
[14:27] crazyman06883: banman
[14:27] RickZarber: starring Shiney?
[14:27] crazyman06883: lol
[14:27] crazyman06883: krylo starring as: ROBIN!
[14:28] RickZarber: Hm, we need to find another similar sounding word that works as a euphamism, though.
[14:28] crazyman06883: "Im robin, as in, im gunna be robbin' yo ass of post counts :D"
[14:28] crazyman06883: *SHAAAAAMMMMEEE*
[14:28] RickZarber: That was Light Warriors worthy, but not quite was I was going for.
[14:29] crazyman06883: hmmm
[14:29] RickZarber: Hm, well, "Throbbin" came to mind, but that may be taking things too far...
[14:30] crazyman06883: BANMAN AND THROBBIN IN! THE WILD TROLL MASSACRE!

[Flarecobra]

Mesden (7:21:53 PM): SK is a master of handling guys pants!
Mesden (7:21:54 PM): .....
Mesden (7:21:55 PM): .....
Mesden (7:21:57 PM): ............
KittyKat10371 (7:21:59 PM): ...............
loyal2nes (7:22:04 PM): ...So... very wrong...
loyal2nes (7:22:11 PM): Almost.

[Jeneralissimo]

bellerussian: I just hummus with 40 spices
Kneumatic Pnight: You just hummus?
bellerussian: *ate
bellerussian: sorry
Kneumatic Pnight: d(^ ^d)
bellerussian: :-P
Kneumatic Pnight: I know what you meant, I'm just an ass.
bellerussian: I know
bellerussian: hummus is now a verb
bellerussian: I have declared it thus
Kneumatic Pnight: I'll hummus you!
Kneumatic Pnight: All night long. ^_~
Kneumatic Pnight: Hummus is now a dirty verb.
bellerussian: sounds threatening
Kneumatic Pnight: I have corrupted it thus.

[CHICAGO¤lollie]

I'm the orange bloke as always. "Everybody Lies" is someone I know from deviantART.

Everyone Lies says:
i wish I had a P&J sandwhich... and a glass of milk... maybe just the glass of milk

STUFFIN'¤letter says:
Why is it peanut butter and jelly, anyway?

Everyone Lies says:
dunno... same reason why it's french toast and french fries I guess

Everyone Lies says:
although now in America it's Freedom toast and freedom fries... which is getting a little to carried away in my opinion... but I don't live in the US so it doesn't matter to me

STUFFIN'¤letter says:
"Freedom" toast, eh? A little ironic, considering that it gets forced into all kinds of things.

Everyone Lies says:
forced?? Like, into a toaster?

STUFFIN'¤letter says:
Exactly! There's no freedom in a toaster, or the grasp of a knife and fork. Or teeth.

STUFFIN'¤letter says:
The digestive system decides what becomes of the toast.

Everyone Lies says:
true, true

STUFFIN'¤letter says:
So really, "freedom" toast is just a whole load of shit.

Everyone Lies says:
but then again, without the toast there is no complete breakfast, weaking the spirits and hopes of the man, thus slowly decaying democracy as we know it

STUFFIN'¤letter says:
Wow.

Freedom sucks.

[Flarecobra]

LovelyLovestruck (9:42:50 PM) has entered the room.
Kneumatic Pnight (9:43:29 PM): ...
LovelyLovestruck (9:43:30 PM): I dunno how I ended up here, but...
KittyKat10371 (9:43:33 PM): *throws tape at KP's head*
Kneumatic Pnight (9:43:36 PM): Damn, CT's gonna' be disappointed.
mesden (9:43:48 PM): XD
loyal2nes (9:43:48 PM): Who's... LovelyLovestruck...?
mesden (9:44:05 PM): *Is spasming from fear*
RickZarber (9:44:07 PM): Wait, who's Lovely?
Kneumatic Pnight (9:44:10 PM): Oh...
mesden (9:44:11 PM): *Anxiety attack*
Andreekm (9:44:12 PM): Baron von Simulpost has struck again!
KittyKat10371 (9:44:13 PM): *duct tapes Mes again*
Krylo Killian (9:44:13 PM): Apparently someone who is love struck.
Kneumatic Pnight (9:44:16 PM): That might actually work to CT's advantage.
mesden (9:44:21 PM): *More fear instills*
mesden (9:44:25 PM): *Dies*
Andreekm (9:44:27 PM): *rescues Mesden again*
Kneumatic Pnight (9:44:28 PM): ...
Kneumatic Pnight (9:44:33 PM): And that, horrifically.
LovelyLovestruck (9:44:36 PM): *twitches* I'm scared mommy... Wow, I don't know anybody here, or even how I got here...
Andreekm (9:44:42 PM): *duct tapes her soul to her body*
mesden (9:44:45 PM): That is a problem
Krylo Killian (9:44:48 PM): You should be scared.
loyal2nes (9:44:48 PM): Who are you on the forums? Are you from the forums?
RickZarber (9:44:50 PM): Run. Run for your life!
Krylo Killian (9:44:53 PM): Look at these people
loyal2nes (9:44:54 PM): WHO DO YOU WORK FOR!
Krylo Killian (9:44:55 PM): They're insane.
mesden (9:44:56 PM): Especially jumping in mid event
Kneumatic Pnight (9:44:56 PM): Krylo!
Kneumatic Pnight (9:45:00 PM): LInk something!
Kneumatic Pnight (9:45:01 PM): Now!
RickZarber (9:45:02 PM): Or at least for your sanity!
flarecobra (9:45:04 PM): *Knocks loyal out*
Andreekm (9:45:11 PM): Krylo Link (www.lemonparty.org)
loyal2nes (9:45:13 PM): ...*Conk* X(
mesden (9:45:15 PM): Most people here are fairly weird
Krylo Killian (9:45:15 PM): Krylo link (http://drtenge.livejournal.com/251649.html)
Andreekm (9:45:18 PM): click that now!
LovelyLovestruck (9:45:22 PM): I'm not from anything. And I'm guessing that it would be to my advantage to leave now?
loyal2nes (9:45:25 PM): DON'T, Lovely!
loyal2nes (9:45:29 PM): Don't click!
mesden (9:45:33 PM): If you want
loyal2nes (9:45:35 PM): Leave, sure. But don't click!
mesden (9:45:39 PM): It is awkward how you got here
mesden (9:45:49 PM): Yes
mesden (9:45:54 PM): Never click a Krylo link
Krylo Killian (9:45:57 PM): That AIM SN is familiar, though...
KittyKat10371 (9:46:03 PM) has left the room.
Krylo Killian (9:46:07 PM): LovelyLovestruck... I think I've seen it before.
Kneumatic Pnight (9:46:07 PM): Hehehe...
LovelyLovestruck (9:46:20 PM): Mkay. I'm gone. Maybe I'll see you guys in the future... *echoing*
LovelyLovestruck (9:46:30 PM) has left the room.
RickZarber (9:46:35 PM): Well that was strange
flarecobra (9:46:40 PM): Yeah...
mesden (9:46:42 PM): Indeed
loyal2nes (9:46:50 PM): A random person coming out of nowhere.

[Bailey]

20064619 [07:46:57 PM] flarecobra: Who says we should wing-wong that?
20064719 [07:47:02 PM] loyal2nes: *Raises hand*
20064719 [07:47:05 PM] Krylo Killian: I'll wing wong your face!
20064719 [07:47:08 PM] rickzarber: Maybe an edited version.
20064719 [07:47:08 PM] Mesden: *Seconds*
20064719 [07:47:10 PM] kneumaticpnight: He will, too.
20064719 [07:47:15 PM] loyal2nes: Links edited out, yes.
20064719 [07:47:18 PM] kneumaticpnight: NO!
20064719 [07:47:20 PM] Krylo Killian: Leave the links.
20064719 [07:47:21 PM] flarecobra: Of ourse, to remove links
20064719 [07:47:25 PM] kneumaticpnight: Disclaimer to not click them.
20064719 [07:47:30 PM] kneumaticpnight: Unless you're massochistic.
20064719 [07:47:31 PM] Krylo Killian: I will edit them in if you don't leave them.
20064719 [07:47:42 PM] loyal2nes: Can't argue with that, I guess...
20064719 [07:47:44 PM] ZutsuJin: Hm..
20064719 [07:47:45 PM] kneumaticpnight: That is awesome.
20064719 [07:47:56 PM] Krylo Killian: Mod powers are awesome.
20064719 [07:47:58 PM] flarecobra: And I'll just edit them back out. :P
20064719 [07:47:58 PM] Andreek M: no, take them out, and simply say that bad links were there
20064819 [07:48:10 PM] kneumaticpnight: We've already covered that that won't help.
20064819 [07:48:11 PM] loyal2nes: You put one in, Newb.
20064819 [07:48:13 PM] Krylo Killian: Then I'll just edit them in again.
20064819 [07:48:17 PM] Andreek M: yes, I know
20064819 [07:48:20 PM] rickzarber: Just say it's a krylo link, that's all anyone needs to know.
20064819 [07:48:27 PM] loyal2nes: XD
20064819 [07:48:29 PM] kneumaticpnight: Some people need to know more.
20064819 [07:48:30 PM] Mesden: Change the link name too something else
20064819 [07:48:31 PM] kneumaticpnight: New people.
20064819 [07:48:34 PM] rickzarber: And if they don't know already, they'll learn fast
20064819 [07:48:37 PM] kneumaticpnight: But then, they're new and therefore deserve it.
20064819 [07:48:39 PM] kneumaticpnight: I guess.
20064819 [07:48:39 PM] flarecobra: So...Put a [krylo link] warning?
20064819 [07:48:44 PM] Mesden: Yes
20064819 [07:48:45 PM] kneumaticpnight: Well...
20064819 [07:48:48 PM] kneumaticpnight: Krylo linked it...
20064819 [07:48:53 PM] Krylo Killian: Krylo links are the best ones.
20064819 [07:48:56 PM] Krylo Killian: The BEST
20064819 [07:48:58 PM] kneumaticpnight: SO WHY DO YOU NEED TO PUT A WARNING!?
20064919 [07:49:06 PM] Krylo Killian: KP makes a good point.
20064919 [07:49:06 PM] Mesden: Because of legality issues
20064919 [07:49:17 PM] loyal2nes: And one of the links were made by newb.
20064919 [07:49:17 PM] Andreek M: also, I posted a Krylo-esque link
20064919 [07:49:20 PM] kneumaticpnight: It's krylo legal.
20064919 [07:49:24 PM] kneumaticpnight: The BEST KIND of legal.
20064919 [07:49:27 PM] loyal2nes: "Lemonparty" should warn them, but nonetheless.
20064919 [07:49:28 PM] Krylo Killian: Lemon Party is lame.
20064919 [07:49:38 PM] Krylo Killian: And tame
20064919 [07:49:40 PM] Mesden: YOUR FACE IS LAME
20064919 [07:49:43 PM] Mesden: And tame
20064919 [07:49:46 PM] Krylo Killian: ...It's just some old guys fucking.
20064919 [07:49:53 PM] Mesden: Ewwwwww
20064919 [07:49:55 PM] Mesden: The hell
20064919 [07:49:57 PM] Mesden: Why?
20065019 [07:50:00 PM] Krylo Killian: They aren't even particularily ugly old guys. Just old guys.
20065019 [07:50:01 PM] madmuffin398: why not?
20065019 [07:50:01 PM] Mesden: You sick bastards
20065019 [07:50:15 PM] Krylo Killian: My links consist of people missing limbs or covered in shit and blood
20065019 [07:50:16 PM] Mesden: I owe Rhiya a lot
20065019 [07:50:28 PM] loyal2nes: Question, Krylo: Is your goal to desensitize us to this shit? 'Cause it's working. T_T
20065119 [07:51:02 PM] Krylo Killian: Of course, it also means I need to find worse.
20065119 [07:51:00 PM] Maxis2K: my plan is to make opinions obsolete
20065119 [07:51:00 PM] kneumaticpnight: Pleasant?
20065019 [07:50:54 PM] Krylo Killian: The fact that you become desensitized in the process is just a pleasant side effect.

[BlackMageGirl!]

Krylo Killian (9:32:43 PM): Did you ass fuck your brother?
RickZarber (9:32:50 PM): No krylo.
Krylo Killian (9:32:56 PM): Get the hell out of my sight.
sasamiandroid (9:33:13 PM): *wing wongs*

[Flarecobra]

(The next line)


RickZarber (10:32:31 PM): I was gonna leave that to you.
flarecobra (10:33:17 PM): *Wing-wonged THAT*

[Mesden]

TRANSFORM AND COMBINE!
Mesden: WHORES UNITE!
KittyKat10371: *hugs back* Thanks Twiddy
NPFenris: You're a group of sperm dumpsters?
KittyKat10371: ...
Krylo Killian: *unites with Mesden and SK, forming the "SUPER WHORE BOT"*
Mesden: Twiddy, Boondocks logic.
NPFenris: Ew.
Krylo Killian: *is the head*
NPFenris: XD
Mesden: Is the legs*
KittyKat10371: What part am I?
Krylo Killian: Torso
Mesden: Torso
NPFenris: Giggity.
Kneumatic Pnight has entered the room.
KittyKat10371: Sure!
Mesden: Ninja'd
NPFenris: Which head?
Mesden: Both
Mesden: BUH ZING!
NPFenris: The one with curls, or the one with eyes?
KittyKat10371: Hey, I'm the torso.
Kneumatic Pnight: ...
Kneumatic Pnight: Wha?
Mesden: We need arms...
KittyKat10371: Hiya KP!
NPFenris: You don't want to know.
Krylo Killian: The arms are on the torso
NPFenris: There's a super whore robot.
Mesden: SUPRE WHORE BOT!
KittyKat10371: Yes he does.
Mesden: I am the legs
TheWizWhoDidIt: Yes he does... Mesden, tell him.
NPFenris: He does not.
Krylo Killian: I'm the head
NPFenris: Stop lying.
NPFenris: Both of them.
Krylo Killian: SK is the torso/arms
Mesden: Yup
Mesden: Wait a second
KittyKat10371: I wish I was the legs...
NPFenris: Eh.
Krylo Killian: But then it'd be your job to open.
Mesden: Are we a hermaphrodite now?
Mesden: ...
TheWizWhoDidIt: XD
NPFenris: ...
KittyKat10371: True..
NPFenris: *flee*
Mesden: Yeah
Mesden: I open
Mesden: I am a loose slut
KittyKat10371: Oh well.
Mesden: Why not?
NPFenris: ...
KittyKat10371: At least I get to have the boobs!
NPFenris: Wow.
NPFenris: ...
Mesden: Yay SK!
KittyKat10371: And the arms.
Krylo Killian: As it stands, you just get your sensitive areas licked and nibbled
NPFenris: *dies*
KittyKat10371: Ah, well.
Krylo Killian: Mesden and I have the orifices
Mesden: SK is the only one that can fondle...
KittyKat10371: Yay!
Krylo Killian: I can bite.
Kneumatic Pnight: ...
Mesden: I didn't say what SK.
Kneumatic Pnight: WHAT?
Krylo Killian: *bites KP*
Kneumatic Pnight: MY FACE!!
KittyKat10371: Boo!
NPFenris: ..
Kneumatic Pnight: MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!!
Mesden: There are many things that you can fondle
NPFenris: *is very dead*
Kneumatic Pnight: *runs around in circles*
TheWizWhoDidIt: Wing wong, or something?
Mesden: Possibly
NPFenris: Best unintended pun ever.
Krylo Killian: *bites Twiddy*
KittyKat10371: *fondles Twiddy's boobs*

[Flarecobra]

flarecobra (9:05:44 PM): Nothing with having an all-girl chat.
sasamiandroid (9:07:09 PM): Not at all.
sezzykimmyg (9:07:56 PM): ogry!!!!!!!!! =p
sasamiandroid (9:08:01 PM): Sweet.
sasamiandroid (9:08:12 PM): *Orgy?
rippleofthoughts (9:08:13 PM) has entered the room.
sasamiandroid (9:08:16 PM): XD
sasamiandroid (9:08:22 PM): And that thought brings in Ecurt.
rippleofthoughts (9:08:35 PM): Crap. You now know how to summon me.







flarecobra (8:51:53 PM): ...Why is Twiddy shoving a stick up his ass?
rippleofthoughts (8:52:14 PM): Because, he's Jack Thompson in disguise.

[Fenris]

Nikose says:
C:/DOS
Nikose says:
C:/DOS/RUN
Nikose says:
RUN/DOS/RUN

[Kaelus]

Niko-chan says:
right now, I'm on episode 1.

Niko-chan says:
mom's letting me stay home sick from school tomorrow, so a late nighter for me watching Anime!

Niko-chan says:
...Yaoi Anime....

Kaelus says:
... all alone... XD

Niko-chan says:
...I feel so gay.

[Fenris]

[9:14:44 PM] FenrisWolf says: My mom bought me a real razor!
[9:15:01 PM] BlackMageGirl! says: Really? Any reason?
[9:15:41 PM] Fenris Wolf says: Because I've been shaving with a crappy disposable leg-hair razor.
[9:15:45 PM] FenrisWolf says: With no cream.
[9:15:58 PM] BlackMageGirl! says: .....
[9:16:01 PM] BlackMageGirl! says: Ouch.
[9:16:03 PM] FenrisWolf says: Yeah.
[9:16:08 PM] FenrisWolf says: Hurts less every time, though.
[9:17:27 PM] BlackMageGirl! says: So does being beat by a bat and falling unconcious slowly while it's happening.
[9:18:01 PM] FenrisWolf says: XD

[Nikose Tyris]

Nikose. says:
...marry me?
Nikose. says:
...wrong convo. XD
FenrisWolf says:
...
FenrisWolf says:
Okay!
FenrisWolf says:
*puts on a dress*
Nikose. says:
...you looks SO hawt.
FenrisWolf says:
XD

[Bailey]

Newb
AIM
9:54
KP, you are educated stupid and therefor evil

KittyKat10371
AIM
9:54
...
9:54
KP, you are so crazy!

Newb
AIM
9:54
only timecube will save you now

loyal2nes
AIM
9:54
...That made no sense, Newb. Not even in a nonsensical way.

Kneumatic Pnight
AIM
9:55
JESUS SAVES!

Newb
AIM
9:55
loyal, i take it you have not visited the timecube website

Kneumatic Pnight
AIM
9:55
Everyone else takes full damage.

Newb
AIM
9:55
because of that, you are educated stupid

Kneumatic Pnight
AIM
9:55
Seriously, though... the time cube doesn't save.
9:55
EVER.
9:55
It only speaks of evil and damnation.
9:55
And spirals down into the grey wastes of stupidity and insanity.

Newb
AIM
9:56
but it does so in an amusing way

Kneumatic Pnight
AIM
9:56
Eh, occasionally.
9:56
It starts to get grating if you try to read it all at once.
9:56
Like I did, eventually.

Newb
AIM
9:56
yeah, cause it starts repeating itself
9:56
a lot

Kneumatic Pnight
AIM
9:56
He was on a roll.
9:57
Which of course, made him nonexistant because the sums of the roll is zero.
9:57
Or something like that.

Newb
AIM
9:57
he was on a biscuit
9:57
not a roll

Kneumatic Pnight
AIM
9:57
...
9:57
Shut up.

Newb
AIM
9:57
because biscuits have four corners

Kneumatic Pnight
AIM
9:57
Yes, it's crazy...
9:57
But it doesn't make fun of him.
9:57
Wait...
9:57
NO THEY DON'T!
9:58
...just like time!
9:58
I GET IT NOW!!
9:58
TIME IS LIKE A MAP OF THE STATE OF NEW JERSEY!!

LethargyMan
AIM
9:58
Oh?

KittyKat10371
AIM
9:58
....

Newb
AIM
9:59
You must share your discovery with the world!
9:59
by making a website that insults everybodyy who dissagrees with your conclusion, but not explaining your thought process

Kneumatic Pnight
AIM
9:59
Yes.
10:00
And I shall call it...
10:00
Time Jersey!
10:00
No...
10:00
Timeboken!
10:00
no...

Newb
AIM
10:00
HoTimeBoken?

Kneumatic Pnight
AIM
10:00
Eww, no.

LethargyMan
AIM
10:01
"The Kneumatic Pnight's Time-Jersystravaganza emporium zone!"

Kneumatic Pnight
AIM
10:01
...
10:01
KICKASS but it's missing something.

Newb
AIM
10:01
Add on "which is more awesome than timecube"

Kneumatic Pnight
AIM
10:01
Or maybe, has too much of something...
10:01
I can't tell.

Newb
AIM
10:02
it obviously does not have enough space

Elmin Amaur
AIM
10:02
Uh...do what?

Newb
AIM
10:02
therefore we must add negative "emporium zone"

LethargyMan
AIM
10:02
"Where the good times roll"
10:02
Add that as a subtitle.

Kneumatic Pnight
AIM
10:02
...YES!
10:03
Still...
10:03
WAIT!
10:03
Time Jersey shouldn't be hyphenated.

Newb
AIM
10:03
why not where the good times biscuit?

Kneumatic Pnight
AIM
10:03
Because that's stupid.
10:03
Too stupid.
10:03
TrenTime!!
10:03
Eh?
10:03
Ehhhh?

Newb
AIM
10:03
...Brilliant!

Kneumatic Pnight
AIM
10:03
No...

LethargyMan
AIM
10:04
"The Kneumatic Pnight's TimeJerseystravaganza Emporium Zone: Where the good times roll!"

Kneumatic Pnight
AIM
10:04
No, I'll just steal Lethargy's.
10:04
Like I always do.
10:04
For everything.
10:04
Wait... Glassbro?
10:04
...freaks.
10:04
...and I know it's not new jersey, but...
10:05
MIDDLETOWN MY ASS!!
10:05
Oh, wait... there is one in New Jersey.
10:05
And California.
10:05
...these people are stupid.

[Fenris]

Nikose says:
*breaks his Linkin Park CD in half and cuts his wrists*
Nikose says:
XD
FenrisWolf says:
...
Nikose says:
Oh the irony of that.
FenrisWolf says:
That has to hurt.
Nikose says:
...breaking my CD would hurt...
FenrisWolf says:
And the cutting of the wrists is a cakewalk?
Nikose says:
Pfft.
Nikose says:
I do that in my sleep.

---------------------
Later in the convo:

Nikose says:
My inner poet wants to murder me.
Nikose says:
Something about too much angst in my life, and how it's all my own fault.
Nikose says:
...what a little prick.

[Nikose Tyris]

it only feels right to clarify, I sleep next to my desk, which has sharp edges. I actually DO cut my wrsits in my sleep. :P

[Fenris]

FenrisWolf says:
*yawns*
FenrisWolf says:
I'm sleepy, I'm gonna go to bed.
BlackMageGirl! says:
Okie dokie. Oyasumi na sai!
FenrisWolf says:
I will have a good sleep.
FenrisWolf says:
And I won't let the bedbugs steal my virginity.
BlackMageGirl! says:
Good, 'cause those things are expensive.
FenrisWolf says:
XD

[Melfice]

Careless Whisper = BlackMageGirl!
Melfice = Me, ofcourse.

Careless Whisper zegt:
Hah! I haven't been sleepy because I've been transferring all of my sleepiness to you!
Careless Whisper zegt:
...or something...heh.
Melfice -- We ain't got a barrel of mo-ney. We may be ragged and fun-ney. But we'll travel along, singin' a song. Side. By. Side. zegt:
That must be it then.
Careless Whisper zegt:
I dunno, what if it isnt'??? =O
Melfice -- We ain't got a barrel of mo-ney. We may be ragged and fun-ney. But we'll travel along, singin' a song. Side. By. Side. zegt:
Then... I don't know! =O
Careless Whisper zegt:
*gasp!*
Melfice -- We ain't got a barrel of mo-ney. We may be ragged and fun-ney. But we'll travel along, singin' a song. Side. By. Side. zegt:
Now we must run around like idiots and scream: "Gojira" for no apparant reason!
Careless Whisper zegt:
XD
Careless Whisper zegt:
XD
Careless Whisper zegt:
XD
Careless Whisper zegt:
Good job.
Careless Whisper zegt:
That killed all of my common sense.

[Cloud Strife]

flarecobra (3/26/2006 1:50:36 AM): *Pokes with my spear*
kuroude7 (3/26/2006 1:50:47 AM): The question is, what did you poke?
flarecobra (3/26/2006 1:50:53 AM): You.
flarecobra (3/26/2006 1:51:00 AM): That is the answer
kuroude7 (3/26/2006 1:51:03 AM): In that case, what'd you do that for? @_@
flarecobra (3/26/2006 1:51:09 AM): Becasue I could.
kuroude7 (3/26/2006 1:51:16 AM): Ah.
kuroude7 (3/26/2006 1:51:21 AM): Well, fair enough, I suppose.
flarecobra (3/26/2006 1:51:27 AM): *Poke*
kuroude7 (3/26/2006 1:51:32 AM): <_<
kuroude7 (3/26/2006 1:51:37 AM): *pokes with my sword*
flarecobra (3/26/2006 1:51:51 AM): *Pokes the sword with my spear*
kuroude7 (3/26/2006 1:52:06 AM): *tink* Heehee. *pokes your spear with my sword*
flarecobra (3/26/2006 1:52:19 AM): *Counter-pokes with my spear*
kuroude7 (3/26/2006 1:52:41 AM): *dual-wields* *parry-counterpoke*
flarecobra (3/26/2006 1:52:58 AM): *Poke-parry-thrustpokes*
kuroude7 (3/26/2006 1:53:20 AM): *dodge-doublepoke*
flarecobra (3/26/2006 1:53:51 AM): *Dives, pokes back*
kuroude7 (3/26/2006 1:54:29 AM): *jumps, double block down, pokes with hair spike*
kuroude7 (3/26/2006 1:54:51 AM): :D
flarecobra (3/26/2006 1:55:19 AM): *Pokes the hairspike with spear*
kuroude7 (3/26/2006 1:55:28 AM): *ting!*
kuroude7 (3/26/2006 1:55:42 AM): *hair spike rings like a tuning fork*
flarecobra (3/26/2006 1:56:07 AM): You know, I think we had the most pathetic weapons match ever.
kuroude7 (3/26/2006 1:56:25 AM): Y'know , I think you're right.
flarecobra (3/26/2006 1:56:56 AM): *Nods*
flarecobra (3/26/2006 1:57:00 AM): Yep yep.
kuroude7 (3/26/2006 1:57:23 AM): *turns to face the camera* Kids, just say 'no' to insomnia. Otherwise, you'll do this too.
flarecobra (3/26/2006 1:58:22 AM): So true.
flarecobra (3/26/2006 1:58:34 AM): And I get the feeling, so WWed.
kuroude7 (3/26/2006 1:58:46 AM): Y'know, I get the feeling that you're right. :D

[Silly Kitty]

Mesden: *Slaps Mesden*
Mesden: BITCH!
Mesden: YOU WANT SOME OF THIS!
Mesden: YEAH BITCH! BRING IT!
Mesden: IT HAS ALREADY BEEN BROUGHT WHORE!
Mesden: WHORE! YOU WERETHE ONE WITH DB!
Mesden: LEAST I DIDN'T LICK KRYLO!
Mesden: BITCH!
Mesden: SLUT!
Mesden: *Cat fight*
Mesden: TOLD YOU I'S KICK YO ASS, BITCH!
Mesden: FINE BITCH! GET OFF ME!
Mesden: YEAH YOU BE SAYING THAT TO ALL THE GUYS!
Mesden: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH NO YOU DIDN'T!~
Mesden: I DID BITCH!
Mesden: OH IT'S OVER NOW BITCH!
Mesden: OVER?! HA, I'LL KICK YO SLUT ASS AGAIN!
Mesden: COME ON THEN WHORE!
Mesden: *2nd round*
Mesden: TOLD YA BITCH!
flarecobra: *Gets between the girls* Hey hey!! Calm down!
Mesden: THIS BITCH CALLED ME A WHORE!
Mesden: SHE CALLED ME ABITCH!
Mesden: YOU ARE A BITCH!
AdgharKH: Mesden: Entertaining the masses since '06.
Mesden: ME!
Mesden: I'M THE BITCH?!
Mesden: HELL YEAH!
flarecobra: Mesden, you are.
Mesden: OH BITCH I AM GONNA RIP OFF YO LEG AND SHOVE IT IN YOUR ASS!
Mesden: LIKE OTHER THINGS I COULD MENTION GO IN THERE!
Mesden: OHHHHHHH NO YOU DIDN'T SLUT!
Mesden: I DID WHORE!
flarecobra: (Whispers to SK) Who is she argueing with? Herself?
Mesden: AT LEAST I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH MY BOYFRIEND'S BORTHER!
Mesden: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
Mesden: AND SISTER!
KittyKat10371: *nods*
Mesden: BITCH!
Mesden: BRINGING UP THE PAST LIKE THAT!
AdgharKH: but they totally missed the delete button that you had to scroll down to get to.
KittyKat10371: We should wing wong this..
Mesden: WING WONG?!
KittyKat10371: ...
KittyKat10371: Or not..
Mesden: YEAH WING WONG BITCH!
Mesden: THAT STUFF YOU BE LICKING OFF THE GROUND!
Mesden: OH NO BITCH!
Mesden: OH YES SLUT!
flarecobra: *Gets some gummibears, watches MEsden*
Mesden: THE FUCK YOU LOOKING AT FLARE?!
Mesden: YEAH BITCH?!
Mesden: FUCKING GUMMIBEARS!
Mesden: BITCH!
Mesden: GIMME THOSE OR I'LL KILL YOU ASS~!
Mesden: *Points gun at Flare*
Mesden: BITCH THOSE ARE MY GUMMIS!
Mesden: *points gun at mesden*
flarecobra: No, you're get getting my dummibears.
Mesden: BITCH YOU DON'T HAVE THE GUTS!
flarecobra: *Gummibears
Mesden: DO I!?
Mesden: YOU DON'T BITCH!
Mesden: THEY SO FILLED WITH ALL THAT WING WONG YOU DON'T HAVE ANYMORE!
Mesden: OH NO BITCH!
Mesden: *Shoots Mesden*
Mesden: GAH!
Mesden: *Dies*
Mesden: TAKE THAT BITCH!
KittyKat10371: Is it.. over?
flarecobra: *Kills the other one*
Mesden: THE FU-! *Dies*
flarecobra: Now it is.
Mesden: *Real me comes in*
Mesden: The hell happened here?

[Jeneralissimo]

bellerussian: *tackles KP*
Kneumatic Pnight: GASM!!
Kneumatic Pnight: I mean... GASP!
Kneumatic Pnight: GASP!!
Kneumatic Pnight: *hides*

[DarkCORN!]

Funny conversation I had the other day:

Missy: Someone slashed my tires...
Me: When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
Missy: What should you do when life slashes your tires?
Me: Make a tire swing!:p

[Bailey]

20063729 [10:37:51 PM] Mesden: I'm like diet SK
20063829 [10:38:00 PM] Andreek M: Diet SK
20063829 [10:38:04 PM] TheWizWhoDidIt: Are you calling SK fat?
20063829 [10:38:06 PM] Mesden: No
20063829 [10:38:12 PM] Mesden: I'm calling SK better tasting
20063829 [10:38:16 PM] Mesden: Yummmm
20063829 [10:38:18 PM] Mesden: SK



Fixed because Trillian is odd and scrambled things.

[Mesden]

Almost an inside joke.

Archmage DB: "Garud stares deep into Kurama's eyes, gently caressing the boy's cheek, 'mmm...ten thousand years without sex can sure make me forget how good it feels'"
Raiden sparx: "You think we should go get Krylo?"
Krylo Killian: ...
Mesden: DB
Mesden: XD
Raiden sparx: "Fuck 'im. He'll get out eventually."
TheWizWhoDidIt: ...
Archmage DB: "Kurama smiled and bent back over, 'Ooh, you're so experienced', he laughed"
Krylo Killian: Those two messages should have never been next to each other
Raiden sparx: .......

[Cloud Strife]

Team Emo! Member: Alex says:
YOU GOT KH2?!?!?!
Team Emo! Member: Alex says:
AND THERE'S VIVI??!?!?
KINGDOM HEARTS II IS MINE! says:
Yup.
Team Emo! Member: Alex says:
*Hate.* >_>
Team Emo! Member: Alex says:
*hate*
Team Emo! Member: Alex says:
*hate*
KINGDOM HEARTS II IS MINE! says:
XD
Team Emo! Member: Alex says:
Can Vivi talk?
KINGDOM HEARTS II IS MINE! says:
Yup.
Team Emo! Member: Alex says:
*HATE*

[Krylo]

I told you all! You ignored me, but now I have PROOF!

Sasami Android: Also...I think I'm gonna hafta admit that I have mind control powers. -_-;
Krylo Killian: I KNEW IT!
Sasami Android: See, at work I was talking to one of the managers and I was saying exactly what he was gonna say, and (having no relation to NPF or internet at all) said I had mind control powers.

[BlackMageGirl!]

....April Fools anyone? ^_^

[Melfice]

Body of Ice... is BMG!

Melfice -- We ain't got a barrel of mo-ney. We may be ragged and fun-ney. But we'll travel along, singin' a song. Side. By. Side. zegt:
Okay, Aliens kidnapped the real SA and replaced her with a Japanse girl!
Body of ice, heart of flame zegt:
Bah! Bakajanakaroka!
Body of ice, heart of flame zegt:
Omae wa Sasami-chan desu!
Melfice -- We ain't got a barrel of mo-ney. We may be ragged and fun-ney. But we'll travel along, singin' a song. Side. By. Side. zegt:
See what I mean, Meister?
Body of ice, heart of flame zegt:
Genki desu! Daijobu Bjorn-kun!
Body of ice, heart of flame zegt:
Aishiteru! ^_^
Body of ice, heart of flame zegt:

Body of ice, heart of flame zegt:
Urusae! Nanio? Nani icten diaoh????
Washi-Sensei - Sakaki Fanboy ^_^ zegt:
o_O
Body of ice, heart of flame zegt:
Aishiteru Nii-san!
Body of ice, heart of flame zegt:
Anatawa kawaii desu! Banzai! \ ^_^ /
Body of ice, heart of flame zegt:
*turns herself from teh wanabanese person to normal*
Body of ice, heart of flame zegt:
Never combine Coke and AIDS, kids.
Melfice -- We ain't got a barrel of mo-ney. We may be ragged and fun-ney. But we'll travel along, singin' a song. Side. By. Side. zegt:
So always change your needle!
Body of ice, heart of flame zegt:
And use X-ARZ!
Melfice -- We ain't got a barrel of mo-ney. We may be ragged and fun-ney. But we'll travel along, singin' a song. Side. By. Side. zegt:
And get a free straw or specially bent spoon and lighter free!
Body of ice, heart of flame zegt:
Schweeet.
_____

Blackmagegirl on Skype when my brother came in front of the cam, being all nosy and stuff.
"lol hurr a gurl omg ur hott!"

[Bailey]

20064402 [06:44:47 PM] Andreek M: Also, in Kingdom of Loathing, you need to buy a skill in order to know how to wear a shirt.
20064502 [06:45:16 PM] loyal2nes: ... o_O
20064502 [06:45:21 PM] sasamiandroid: XD
20064502 [06:45:35 PM] kneumaticpnight: ...
20064502 [06:45:37 PM] sasamiandroid: That reminds me of when my brother was playing Baulders Gate with his friend who had no idea on how to play...
20064502 [06:45:53 PM] loyal2nes: "Like this?" "No, you fucking dumbass! Your head is in the sleeve!! It's supposed to go in the collar!!"
20064502 [06:45:58 PM] sasamiandroid: My brother would be like "Okay, press this and this to equip a sheild"
20064602 [06:46:03 PM] Andreek M: The entire game is really a joke making fun of other online games which take themselves too seriously.
20064602 [06:46:08 PM] sasamiandroid: And his friend would de-equip his clothes and drop them.
20064602 [06:46:26 PM] sasamiandroid: What added to the hilarity is that the character was a dwarf. XD
20064602 [06:46:56 PM] sasamiandroid: PIZZA'S HERE! BRGB
20064702 [06:47:00 PM] sasamiandroid: *BRB
20064702 [06:47:06 PM] Andreek M: "Torso Awareness - This skill allows you to understand how to use the middle part of your body to wear things known as 'shirts.'"
20064702 [06:47:26 PM] Andreek M: Dwarvish strippers! Whoo!
20064702 [06:47:50 PM] Andreek M: :p
20064702 [06:47:56 PM] sasamiandroid: Back.
20064702 [06:47:58 PM] loyal2nes: ...Light magic in FE4 is really harsh on the eyes...
20064802 [06:48:04 PM] sasamiandroid: What does BRGB mean anyways?
20064802 [06:48:25 PM] Andreek M: And instead of gold or anything like that, the currency is meat.
20064802 [06:48:29 PM] loyal2nes: ...No clue.
20064802 [06:48:31 PM] Andreek M: as in, the stuff you eat.
20064802 [06:48:45 PM] sasamiandroid: Nah, really?
20064802 [06:48:50 PM] sasamiandroid: What else type of meat can there be?
20064902 [06:49:01 PM] Andreek M: well...
20064902 [06:49:03 PM] loyal2nes: So, folks have a tendancy to literally eat their profits?
20064902 [06:49:03 PM] sasamiandroid: .......
20064902 [06:49:10 PM] sasamiandroid: Actually, no answering that.
20064902 [06:49:13 PM] Andreek M: but no, I guess some people eat that too...
20064902 [06:49:50 PM] sasamiandroid: "I got some monies!" "Great! Now lets eat!"
20065002 [06:50:07 PM] sasamiandroid: *goes to the butcher shop to cash check*
20065002 [06:50:10 PM] *** InbredChoc has joined the chat.
20065002 [06:50:13 PM] InbredChoc: yo yo yo
20065002 [06:50:17 PM] Andreek M: actually, you can't just eat your money. I have no idea why
20065002 [06:50:19 PM] sasamiandroid: Chee-wa IC!
20065002 [06:50:19 PM] Andreek M: hi IC
20065002 [06:50:29 PM] sasamiandroid: Maybe it's bad meat?
20065002 [06:50:42 PM] Andreek M: I dunno. I know that your car runs on it
20065002 [06:50:44 PM] sasamiandroid: Or, no one WANTS to eat it so they give it to everyone else...
20065002 [06:50:47 PM] InbredChoc: my meat is never bad!
20065002 [06:50:50 PM] sasamiandroid: Kind of a like Fruitcake
20065102 [06:51:01 PM] loyal2nes: Hehe.
20065102 [06:51:07 PM] sasamiandroid: ....may we all not speak at random ever again.
20065102 [06:51:17 PM] loyal2nes: I dunno, that was actually kinda funny.

[PhoenixFlame]

DancerVeiled (7:11:43 PM): I haven't seen you kill any of your own monks in one line. :P
DancerVeiled (7:11:48 PM): *cackle*
Raiden sparx (7:11:52 PM): ........
Raiden sparx (7:11:57 PM): cackling makes me nervous.
DancerVeiled (7:11:59 PM): I'm silly. Sorries.
Raiden sparx (7:12:05 PM): Makes me think evil things are going through your head.
Raiden sparx (7:12:10 PM): And evil things tend to be thrown at me.
DancerVeiled (7:12:38 PM): Like the sudden image of Kurama casually knocking a monk aside with his distinctly un-boffer "Blue" sword because he's "Laid back?"
DancerVeiled (7:12:45 PM): *giggles* Just a little self-omake.
Raiden sparx (7:13:09 PM): That would be interesting.
DancerVeiled (7:13:23 PM): "Blue!" *Whack* *Cuts monk in half*

"Oops."

"PENALTY!"
Raiden sparx (7:13:44 PM): Where's that from?
DancerVeiled (7:13:54 PM): Oh, it's just me making fun of LARPers.
Raiden sparx (7:13:59 PM): ........
Raiden sparx (7:14:00 PM): OH!
DancerVeiled (7:14:03 PM): Boffer weapons are modeled after certain weapons.
Raiden sparx (7:14:07 PM): I get it now.
DancerVeiled (7:14:10 PM): Categories are Red/Green/Blue/White/Yellow.
DancerVeiled (7:14:16 PM): Blue is one handed sword/slashing weapon.
DancerVeiled (7:14:41 PM): Kurama doesn't have the mandatory 2 inches of padding around his Raigaki, does he? :P
Raiden sparx (7:14:56 PM): I don't think so.
Raiden sparx (7:15:14 PM): *imagines what would happen if a group of LARPers went through dimensions and landed in the SoL area*
DancerVeiled (7:15:51 PM): *Jump slash at Koyuki with two-handed PVC sword* "RED!"
*Whack*
Koyuki: "Wha?"
"You're dead!"
"... *SLASH* No, YOU'RE dead."
Raiden sparx (7:16:24 PM): "Guys, we have women here!"
DancerVeiled (7:16:27 PM): Or SoL boffer fighting would be hilarious.
DancerVeiled (7:17:05 PM): Raiden: "Red!" *Swings Raigaki*
Koyuki: "Dude, you can't weild a red weapon one handed."
Raiden: "But like, it's the Raigaki!"
Koyuki: "Didn't you read the rules?!"
Raiden sparx (7:18:31 PM): Kurama: "If the weapon GLOWS red, then it should be red!"
Koyuki: "That's not how it works!"
Kurama: "Why not!"
Koyuki: "Red!" *slashes at Kurama* "That's why!"
DancerVeiled (7:18:48 PM): Haha.
DancerVeiled (7:19:08 PM): Or Black. Heheh. Black is the seriously lethal two handers that ignore plate armor.
Raiden sparx (7:19:17 PM): That'd suck.
DancerVeiled (7:19:50 PM): Yeah. I'd probably rather be unarmored with florentine style against a black than in heavy plate with a shield. Think how much faster you'd be.
DancerVeiled (7:19:59 PM): *Shrug*
DancerVeiled (7:20:05 PM): I'm a geek.
Raiden sparx (7:20:08 PM): Meh.
Raiden sparx (7:20:32 PM): Anyone that has ever posted in the RP forum EVER has given up their right to not be called a geek.
DancerVeiled (7:20:37 PM): Bwahahaha.
DancerVeiled (7:20:39 PM): You are so true.
Raiden sparx (7:20:50 PM): Damn straight.
DancerVeiled (7:20:54 PM): This deserves Wingwong..
Raiden sparx (7:21:07 PM): Yes it does.

[Nikose Tyris]

Mooble Marble is Master of Magic, Alex is Me, and Remember remember is Fenriswolf


Mooble Marble says:
*stab*
Alex is wearing a +2 Emo beanie says:
*bleeds*
Alex is wearing a +2 Emo beanie says:
...ow.
Mooble Marble says:
You shouldn't bleed like that
Mooble Marble says:
Its better to do it this way

Remember, remember the fifth of November has been added to the conversation.

Mooble Marble says:
*shows you*
Alex is wearing a +2 Emo beanie says:
oh my.
Remember, remember the fifth of November says:
Hm?
Alex is wearing a +2 Emo beanie says:
it's huge MoM!
Alex is wearing a +2 Emo beanie says:
I can't beleive it's so large!
Mooble Marble says:
XD

[Flarecobra]

Mesden (5:04:50 PM): *Creates a big ass bomb*
flarecobra (5:04:51 PM): *Hits Fencer with liquid nitrogren*
Kneumatic Pnight (5:04:58 PM): Ass bomb?
Mesden (5:05:00 PM): *With the power of one trillionth of a megaton*
flarecobra (5:05:02 PM): A bomb that makes big asses?
Kneumatic Pnight (5:05:10 PM): An ass that's a bomb?
Raiden sparx (5:05:14 PM): Amazing.
Raiden sparx (5:05:18 PM): Only Mes.
Kneumatic Pnight (5:05:19 PM): No, wait, like hydrogen bomb.
InbredChoc (5:05:20 PM): I think it sprays big asses everywhere
flarecobra (5:05:20 PM): That'd be fatal to models.
Kneumatic Pnight (5:05:30 PM): A bomb that explodes using the force of ass.
flarecobra (5:06:14 PM): Perhaps it just smells REALLY bad.
KittyKat10371 (5:06:21 PM): DO DO DOOOO DODODODODODODO!
flarecobra (5:06:26 PM): *Wingwongs*
Mesden (5:06:30 PM): *Boms explodes due to trigger, the explosion is so minuscule it only makes a weak fartlike noise*

[BlackMageGirl!]

Team Emo! Member: Alex says:
I have Kingdom Hearts 2!!!
Body of ice, heart of flame says:
*hate*
Team Emo! Member: Alex says:
XD

[Adghar]

(7:17:26 PM) You have just entered room "chat8bit."
(7:17:29 PM) bellerussian has left the room.
AdgharKH (7:17:33 PM): Zoh my god!
Kneumatic Pnight (7:17:42 PM): ...
Kneumatic Pnight (7:17:43 PM): Fuck.
(7:17:45 PM) Raiden sparx has entered the room.
Archmage DB (7:17:48 PM): I return
Kneumatic Pnight (7:17:48 PM): ...
Kneumatic Pnight (7:17:51 PM): FUCK!!
AdgharKH (7:17:51 PM): ...
Raiden sparx (7:17:54 PM): He brought me with him.

[Flarecobra]

flarecobra (8:00:50 PM): *Raiden gets posessed*
bellerussian (8:00:51 PM) has entered the room.
loyal2nes (8:00:55 PM): Why'd you call Demon, Zutsu?
Archmage DB (8:00:58 PM): Kimmy, I'm going to look for Flare
Raiden sparx (8:01:08 PM): I what now?
Arhra213 (8:01:11 PM): Possessed by what?
flarecobra (8:01:22 PM): *Raiden punches himself in the nuts repeadly*
Raiden sparx (8:01:26 PM): ........
ZutsuJin (8:01:31 PM): Dwagh is something I say when something negative happens (by my standards).
Raiden sparx (8:01:32 PM): Why is this happening?
Raiden sparx (8:01:37 PM): And what did I do to deserve it?
bellerussian (8:01:47 PM): Why does anything happen?
flarecobra (8:01:50 PM): *Raiden kills himself*
Raiden sparx (8:01:53 PM): ow...ow...ow...ow...ow
Raiden sparx (8:01:57 PM): *dies*
Raiden sparx (8:01:59 PM): *revives*
Raiden sparx (8:02:02 PM): ....random.
sezzykimmyg (8:02:24 PM): im going to look after SA she needs me.
flarecobra (8:02:27 PM): *Raiden dies by throwing himself off a skyscraper and landing on a cab*
Raiden sparx (8:02:36 PM): *revives*
sezzykimmyg (8:02:39 PM): what a way to go..
Raiden sparx (8:02:41 PM): *is forced to pay for cab*
Archmage DB (8:02:45 PM): *nods, investigates Raiden as a spectre*
Archmage DB (8:02:55 PM): *looks to see what's possessing him*
flarecobra (8:02:56 PM): *Raiden just drops dead*
Arhra213 (8:02:58 PM): /me floats over too
Raiden sparx (8:03:00 PM): *revives*
Raiden sparx (8:03:06 PM): Why is death following me around lately?
sezzykimmyg (8:03:10 PM): lol
loyal2nes (8:03:21 PM): Because Flare has her eye on you.
flarecobra (8:03:30 PM): *Raiden gets hit by a train*
Raiden sparx (8:03:43 PM): *revives*
Raiden sparx (8:03:49 PM): *is forced to pay for train*
Raiden sparx (8:03:53 PM): This is getting expensive.
loyal2nes (8:04:04 PM): Eh, just slip under the tollbooth. Who doesn't?
flarecobra (8:04:05 PM): *Raiden is killed by Richard Simmons*
Raiden sparx (8:04:14 PM): *revives*
Raiden sparx (8:04:17 PM): That was a weird death.
flarecobra (8:04:21 PM): *Who rapes his corpse*
Raiden sparx (8:04:24 PM): ........
Raiden sparx (8:04:29 PM): *kills Richard Simmons*
loyal2nes (8:04:32 PM): ...
Archmage DB (8:04:43 PM): Richard Simmons has a penis?
flarecobra (8:04:49 PM): *Raiden is killed by Gene Simmons via tounge lashing*
Raiden sparx (8:04:59 PM): ......
Raiden sparx (8:05:03 PM): *revives*
Raiden sparx (8:05:06 PM): Why am I dying!
Arhra213 (8:05:07 PM): You'd think he would have the sense to give up
flarecobra (8:05:19 PM): *Raiden is trampled by a horde of Raiden groupies*
Raiden sparx (8:05:29 PM): I have group-
Raiden sparx (8:05:31 PM): *dies*
Raiden sparx (8:05:34 PM): *revives*
loyal2nes (8:05:40 PM): And now he's conflicted with whether or n--quick decision.
Raiden sparx (8:05:46 PM): Ow.
Arhra213 (8:06:11 PM): Actually, they're my groupies. I hired them out
flarecobra (8:06:12 PM): *Raiden is killed by MK's Raiden*
Raiden sparx (8:06:17 PM): *revives*
Raiden sparx (8:06:21 PM): *takes MK's Raiden hat*
Raiden sparx (8:06:25 PM): *sends him away*
flarecobra (8:06:34 PM): *Raiden is killed by the hat*
Raiden sparx (8:06:43 PM): *revives*
Raiden sparx (8:06:47 PM): *unenchants the hat*
Archmage DB (8:06:53 PM): *Raiden is killed by Thor*
Raiden sparx (8:06:59 PM): *revives*
flarecobra (8:06:59 PM): *Raiden is killed by Bob Ross*
Raiden sparx (8:07:17 PM): *kills Thor with his own hammer, then kills Bob Ross with the same weapon*
flarecobra (8:07:37 PM): *Raiden is killed by a bus*
Arhra213 (8:07:37 PM): Great, the torment has made him delusional...
Raiden sparx (8:08:19 PM): *is killed by bus*
Raiden sparx (8:08:22 PM): *revives*
flarecobra (8:08:23 PM): *Bus backs over and parks on Raiden*
Raiden sparx (8:08:25 PM): *must pay for the bus*
Raiden sparx (8:08:36 PM): *is killed again by bus*
Raiden sparx (8:08:38 PM): *revives*
Raiden sparx (8:08:41 PM): *pays again for the bus*
flarecobra (8:08:43 PM): *Raiden is killed by AIDS*
Raiden sparx (8:08:48 PM): *dies*
Raiden sparx (8:08:50 PM): .........
Raiden sparx (8:08:56 PM): *there's no cure for AIDS

[Jeneralissimo]

Wow, all I ever do on this thread is leave or enter chat.

I'm BORING!:(

[Raiden]

Sasami Android (12:13:01 AM): FUCK CLOTHES.
Kneumatic Pnight (12:13:03 AM): And have to go through a dozen random battles climbing back up.
Raiden sparx (12:13:05 AM): ......
Sithdarth Sidous (12:13:06 AM): All my clothes are in a basket under my laptop
Sasami Android (12:13:06 AM): WHO NEEDS CLOTHES ANYWAYS????
Raiden sparx (12:13:10 AM): I don't know.
Kneumatic Pnight (12:13:14 AM): But it only happened once or twice...
Sasami Android (12:13:25 AM): *types in her towel*
Raiden sparx (12:13:32 AM): There are people I'd like to have keep their clothes, SA.
Kneumatic Pnight (12:13:33 AM): CLOTHES ARE OVERRATED!!
Sithdarth Sidous (12:13:38 AM): That won't work SA
Sasami Android (12:13:41 AM): I'm one of them?
Raiden sparx (12:13:45 AM): No.
Sithdarth Sidous (12:13:51 AM): Towels just don't make good keyboards
Raiden sparx (12:13:54 AM): Just there are people out there that should keep their clothes.
Sasami Android (12:13:56 AM): T.T
Sasami Android (12:14:02 AM): *types without her towel*
Kneumatic Pnight (12:14:05 AM): I'm one of them.
Sithdarth Sidous (12:14:05 AM): What with no circuit boards in them
Sasami Android (12:14:06 AM): There, gawd.
Kneumatic Pnight (12:14:08 AM): ...
Raiden sparx (12:14:10 AM): ...
Kneumatic Pnight (12:14:12 AM): ......
Kneumatic Pnight (12:14:14 AM): *archive'd*

[BlackMageGirl!]

I'm Body of ice, SepirothSama is herself and SanbaiShi is Talking dead peeps person.

Body of ice, heart of flame says:
OMG, a chinese couple came through my line today.


Body of ice, heart of flame says:
I told them "Xie Xie" and they were happy!

TALKING DEAD DECOMPOSING ANGRY PEOPLE! says:
NICE ALECIA!!!!!!!

TALKING DEAD DECOMPOSING ANGRY PEOPLE! says:
That's bonus points shooting out of your ass like a bad case of the craps!

TALKING DEAD DECOMPOSING ANGRY PEOPLE! says:
Just so ya know

Body of ice, heart of flame says:
*chokes on her ice cream*

SephirothSama says:
O.O

TALKING DEAD DECOMPOSING ANGRY PEOPLE! says:
I thought you'd like that

SephirothSama says:
WHAT DID YOU EAT!?!?!?!?!??!??!

TALKING DEAD DECOMPOSING ANGRY PEOPLE! says:
heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh

[Raiden]

Mesden (2:40:14 AM): Just wait till Depp dies.
Raiden sparx (2:40:15 AM): No.
Mesden (2:40:15 AM): Rawr
Raiden sparx (2:40:19 AM): That's Ecurt's thing.
Raiden sparx (2:40:25 AM): ......
TheWizWhoDidIt (2:40:27 AM) has left the room.
TheWizWhoDidIt (2:40:28 AM) has entered the room.
Krylo Killian (2:40:29 AM): ...
Krylo Killian (2:40:31 AM): Mesden...
Krylo Killian (2:40:35 AM): That's wrong.
Raiden sparx (2:40:35 AM): Necrophilia....
Mesden (2:40:37 AM): XD
Mesden (2:40:39 AM): HEY!
Krylo Killian (2:40:40 AM): Like... my level of wrong
Kneumatic Pnight (2:40:41 AM): I'm out.
TheWizWhoDidIt (2:40:44 AM): ... What just happened?
Krylo Killian (2:40:46 AM): *hugs Mesden* I'M SO PROUD!
Mesden (2:40:47 AM): WHEN HE DIES HIS SPIRIT WILL BE FLOATING AROUND!
Krylo Killian (2:40:52 AM): Oh.
Raiden sparx (2:40:52 AM): Sure.....whatever.
Krylo Killian (2:40:53 AM): His spirit.
Krylo Killian (2:40:55 AM): Nevermind then.
Raiden sparx (2:40:56 AM): Yeah.
Mesden (2:40:57 AM): Fine
Krylo Killian (2:40:57 AM): *walks off*
TheWizWhoDidIt (2:41:00 AM): ... What.
Raiden sparx (2:41:00 AM): Have fun with that.
Mesden (2:41:01 AM): His dead body
TheWizWhoDidIt (2:41:02 AM): Just.
TheWizWhoDidIt (2:41:04 AM): Happened.
Raiden sparx (2:41:05 AM): ......
Mesden (2:41:08 AM): And its non erect penis
Mesden (2:41:10 AM): WOO!
Raiden sparx (2:41:11 AM): .........
Raiden sparx (2:41:17 AM): Mes scares me a little bit more everyday.
Mesden (2:41:23 AM): HEY!
Krylo Killian (2:41:23 AM): Hey, with a little bit of wire and some ingenuity...
Mesden (2:41:31 AM): LIMP DEAD PIRATE PENIS ROCKS!
Raiden sparx (2:41:38 AM): Yeah.
Krylo Killian (2:41:41 AM): He doesn't have to be limp.
Raiden sparx (2:41:42 AM): That is SO being wingwonged
Mesden (2:41:45 AM): XD

[Mesden]

A demonstration of Krylo's amd Raiden's knowledge on the current "Trends" in "Your mama." terminology.

Raiden sparx (3:21:56 AM): Or use 'witty' one-liners.
TheWizWhoDidIt (3:22:03 AM): Raiden, as far as I've seen, they always make stuff up online.
Krylo Killian (3:22:05 AM): YOUR MOM IS A WITTY ONE-LINER!
Archmage DB (3:22:09 AM): Yes, she is
Raiden sparx (3:22:10 AM): Pffft.
Raiden sparx (3:22:12 AM): My mom is dead.
TheWizWhoDidIt (3:22:16 AM): It's not like anybody knows anybody.
Raiden sparx (3:22:19 AM): But thanks for involving her in this conversation.
Raiden sparx (3:22:23 AM): Makes her feel alive every day.
Krylo Killian (3:22:24 AM): Dude, you fuck dead chicks?
Krylo Killian (3:22:27 AM): Gross.
Raiden sparx (3:22:35 AM): Well, not every day.
Raiden sparx (3:22:40 AM): I'm normally standing in line behind you.
Raiden sparx (3:22:48 AM): You have the strangest face when you're about to climax.
Krylo Killian (3:22:54 AM): Yah. Even post mortem, your mom is a hot piece of ass.
Archmage DB (3:22:57 AM): XD
Raiden sparx (3:22:59 AM): Can't deny that.
Raiden sparx (3:23:03 AM): I got my looks from someone.
Archmage DB (3:23:07 AM): Wasn't passed down to you
Krylo Killian (3:23:11 AM): Must've been the milk man.
Archmage DB (3:23:13 AM): Nixon
Raiden sparx (3:23:21 AM): Nixon was the milk man?
Raiden sparx (3:23:26 AM): He really did fall in his later years....
Krylo Killian (3:23:26 AM): For your mom.
Archmage DB (3:23:27 AM): in this case
Raiden sparx (3:23:34 AM): Pfffft.
Raiden sparx (3:23:39 AM): My mom WISHES she could get Nixon.
Mesden (3:23:42 AM): I want to wingwong this
Archmage DB (3:23:43 AM): Really, I'm too angry to flame coherently
TheWizWhoDidIt (3:23:56 AM): Mesden, do so.
Krylo Killian (3:24:00 AM): Your mom doesn't wish for much of anything, anymore.
Raiden sparx (3:24:05 AM): Of course not.
Krylo Killian (3:24:08 AM): God rest her sweet snatch... on my cock.
Archmage DB (3:24:09 AM): I feel like...any movie with a mafia in it, there's a scene where the Don finally gets mad.
Raiden sparx (3:24:11 AM): Well, she may want to be flipped over every so often.

[Krylo]

Krylo Killian: I have trouble sounding non-wrathful of late >.> <.<
Raiden sparx: Meh.
Raiden sparx: I need to get some sleep.
Krylo Killian: SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU FUCKING DOUCHE! GO TO HELL! I WILL BAN YOUR ASS! BAN I SAY!
Raiden sparx: DB.
Raiden sparx: ........
Krylo Killian: >.> <.<
Raiden sparx: See.
Krylo Killian: *cough*
Raiden sparx: I'm not afraid of Krylo.
Raiden sparx: Because I can turn my computer off.
Krylo Killian: No wrath here.
Raiden sparx: And sleep.
Krylo Killian: None at all.
Raiden sparx: Of course not.
TheWizWhoDidIt: Why would one fear Krylo?
Raiden sparx: night
Raiden sparx has left the room.
TheWizWhoDidIt: All he can do is hunt down your address and rape you in your sleep.
Krylo Killian: Wake you up while raping you, and then kill you as I climax
Krylo Killian: so the last thing you feel on this earth is my seed jetting deep into your ass
TheWizWhoDidIt: Nothing to fear...
TheWizWhoDidIt: Nothing to fear...
TheWizWhoDidIt: Nothing to fear...

[Cloud Strife]

Mesden (3:36:44 AM): I'm off to masturbate! Bye Guys!
(3:36:45 AM) Mesden has left the room.
Kuroude7 (3:36:50 AM): So tell me. Why hasn't he posted more comics ye-
Kuroude7 (3:36:54 AM): ... THAT was interesting.
(3:37:09 AM) Mesden has entered the room.
Mesden (3:37:11 AM): XD
Kuroude7 (3:37:16 AM): That was also fast...

[Bailey]

20060709 [09:07:19 AM] Andreek M: Hello hello hello
20060709 [09:07:28 AM] Andreek M: *hugs everyone hello*
20060909 [09:09:17 AM] Arhra213: Boo
20060909 [09:09:44 AM] Andreek M: as in displeasure or scary?
20060909 [09:09:57 AM] Andreek M: or both?
20061009 [09:10:00 AM] Arhra213: I shall let that remain a mystery
20061009 [09:10:39 AM] Andreek M: Mys...
ter..
y?
...
...
THE BUTLER DID IT!
20061009 [09:10:53 AM] Andreek M: *points at Krylo*
20061209 [09:12:02 AM] Arhra213: You may regret that one
20061209 [09:12:48 AM] Andreek M: Which one? Calling Krylo a butler?

Or trying to worm my way out of it by claiming I think he's a sexy butler?
20061309 [09:13:13 AM] Arhra213: You fool! You know not your peril!
20061409 [09:14:12 AM] Andreek M: Bah! What's the worst he can do? Clean the chatroom and hand out drink in a chip'n'dale outfi-

Oh crap, what have I done?
20061409 [09:14:36 AM] Arhra213: Roofies you fool
20061509 [09:15:47 AM] Andreek M: Well, if I've done roofies, then I'm going to post this in WingWong now and then claim that I have no memory of it later.

[CHICAGO¤lollie]

Stephanos says:
So how are ye?

CHCIAGO¤lol says:
I'm alrighty. You?

Stephanos says:
I'm alright

CHCIAGO¤lol says:
Hah! I'm more alright than you are.

Stephanos says:
D:

CHCIAGO¤lol says:
Yes, that's right, BE AFRAID.

Stephanos says:
never!

CHCIAGO¤lol says:
Aw.

Stephanos says:
^o^

CHCIAGO¤lol says:
:{{{

CHCIAGO¤lol says:
*DEPRESSION*

Stephanos says:
yay!

Stephanos says:
*happy*

CHCIAGO¤lol says:
Oh no! Now it is you who is more alright than me! Blast it all, I've been tricked!

Stephanos says:
;D

CHCIAGO¤lol says:
TRICKED, I SAY!

CHCIAGO¤lol says:
Treachery abound, begone foul demon!

CHCIAGO¤lol says:
Away with ye olde spiteful soul!

Stephanos says:
no

CHCIAGO¤lol says:
Aw.

CHCIAGO¤lol says:
Will you at least do the hustle?

Stephanos says:
nope

CHCIAGO¤lol says:
:{{{

CHCIAGO¤lol says:
*RE: DEPRESSION*

[Raiden]

Raiden sparx (2:14:00 PM): mmm
Raiden sparx (2:14:01 PM): eee
Raiden sparx (2:14:02 PM): hhh
InbredChoc (2:14:20 PM): I'll show you Meh
InbredChoc (2:14:22 PM): MEH!
InbredChoc (2:14:29 PM): MEH IN THE FACE!
Raiden sparx (2:14:30 PM): MMMEEEHHH
Raiden sparx (2:14:35 PM): MEH TO YOUR MOTHER!
KittyKat10371 (2:14:44 PM): -_-
TheWizWhoDidIt (2:14:47 PM): ... I think Raiden has turned into a sheep.
TheWizWhoDidIt (2:14:51 PM): *hugs SK*
InbredChoc (2:14:52 PM): I MEHHED YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT!
InbredChoc (2:14:56 PM): ooooooo
Raiden sparx (2:15:02 PM): YEAH YOU DID!!!
Raiden sparx (2:15:14 PM): WHILE I MEHHED YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR SISTER!
Raiden sparx (2:15:20 PM): The secret sister that wasn't SK.
KittyKat10371 (2:15:21 PM): ...
KittyKat10371 (2:15:27 PM): Thats what I thought
InbredChoc (2:15:29 PM): Oh its on now!
Raiden sparx (2:15:40 PM): Bring it, Meh Bitch.
InbredChoc (2:15:50 PM): comon, I am going to Meh your sorry ass right here!
InbredChoc (2:16:01 PM): *Mehs Raidens ass*
Raiden sparx (2:16:05 PM): I'm not scared of you! I've seen bigger Mehs in a Meh truck!
AdgharKH (2:16:09 PM): Mehual innuendo?
TheWizWhoDidIt (2:16:10 PM): *protects SK from the meh fight*
Raiden sparx (2:16:13 PM): *Mehs IC right in the face*
InbredChoc (2:16:28 PM): *Mehs Raiden's entire crotch region*
Raiden sparx (2:16:41 PM): That's a low blow!
InbredChoc (2:16:48 PM): Suck it up bitch!
Raiden sparx (2:16:48 PM): *Meh's IC's eyes*
InbredChoc (2:16:56 PM): Ack, right in the freaking eye!
Raiden sparx (2:17:00 PM): Damn straight!

[Mesden]

So, the truth comes out...


KittyKat10371 (4:37:11 PM): I'M PREGNANT!
Kneumatic Pnight (4:37:12 PM): Mmmph.
TheWizWhoDidIt (4:37:15 PM): ...
Kneumatic Pnight (4:37:17 PM): *suffocates*
JADGuy20 (4:37:20 PM): with spider eggs
Mesden (4:37:21 PM): *Delivers SK's baby*
KittyKat10371 (4:37:27 PM): ...
Mesden (4:37:28 PM): *Babies then
Andreekm (4:37:30 PM): *gives SK a bowl of pickles and icecream*
KittyKat10371 (4:37:34 PM): But I jkust got pregnant...
JADGuy20 (4:37:43 PM): the spider works in mysterious ways
KittyKat10371 (4:37:47 PM): Oh well, not pregnant.
Mesden (4:37:48 PM): *Delivers an underdeveloped fetus*
TheWizWhoDidIt (4:37:53 PM): ...
Mesden (4:37:57 PM): *Hands it to SK*
Kneumatic Pnight (4:37:58 PM): ...
Kneumatic Pnight (4:38:02 PM): HOOAH!
KittyKat10371 (4:38:03 PM): ...
KittyKat10371 (4:38:05 PM): MY BABY!
TheWizWhoDidIt (4:38:07 PM): XD
KittyKat10371 (4:38:10 PM): *throws it away*
Mesden (4:38:10 PM): It's premature!
Mesden (4:38:12 PM): ...
JADGuy20 (4:38:14 PM): now put it back
Mesden (4:38:14 PM): SK!
KittyKat10371 (4:38:15 PM): >>
KittyKat10371 (4:38:16 PM): <<
KittyKat10371 (4:38:18 PM): *runs away*
Mesden (4:38:19 PM): YOU ARE A GOOD MOTHER!
Kneumatic Pnight (4:38:23 PM): XD
TheWizWhoDidIt (4:38:25 PM): XD
Kneumatic Pnight (4:38:28 PM): YOU KNOW IT!
Raiden sparx (4:38:30 PM): .....

[Cloud Strife]

Not anyone overly special at all! says:
Hehe, my room is HUUUUUUUUGE. ^_^
Not anyone overly special at all! says:
It's...
Not anyone overly special at all! says:
*checks*
Not anyone overly special at all! says:
14'x34'
"W-We're back." "You're home." says:
That is huge.
Not anyone overly special at all! says:
yup!
Not anyone overly special at all! says:
it's a rectangle.
"W-We're back." "You're home." says:
Really? I figured it was a RHOMBUS. =p
Not anyone overly special at all! says:
...my house is off kilter...
Not anyone overly special at all! says:
*checks with his level*
Not anyone overly special at all! says:
....Fuck. it IS a rhombus,.
"W-We're back." "You're home." says:
HOLY SHIT! XD
Not anyone overly special at all! says:
XD

[Squishy Cheeks]

rhiyaravenwing has joined this chat.
rhiyaravenwing has left this chat.
kuroude7 has joined this chat.
Thewizardwhodidit: RHIY-AH SHIT!
Thewizardwhodidit: Hey Cloud.

[The Kneumatic Pnight]

These are the contents of my archive as of now. Last archive was lost with my computer, so this one shall be put up for posterity.

So, excepts from Chat, completely devoid of all context:


[16:04] ZutsuJin: KP should start spatchcocking
[16:04] ZutsuJin: in a form of a picture
[16:04] Kneumatic Pnight: Eww, NO
[16:04] Kneumatic Pnight: FREAK
[16:04] ZutsuJin: Yes, I am a freak
[16:04] Kneumatic Pnight: STOP UNDRESSING ME WITH YOUR EYES ZUTSU
[16:04] Kneumatic Pnight: *hides*
[16:05] mammothtankx: O.o
[16:05] ZutsuJin: Darn, he hid
[16:05] ZutsuJin: Holy shit I said darn
---
[17:09] KittyKat10371: *rubs her spatchcock*
---
[04:38] RhiyaRavenwing: CUNT
[04:39] RhiyaRavenwing: CUNT CUNT CUNT
---
[19:43] FencerShinryuu: Orgasmic.
[19:43] KittyKat10371: Yes!
[19:43] KittyKat10371: Orgasmic is the best word.
---
[20:41] KittyKat10371: Big gigantic boobs.
---
[22:25] KittyKat10371: BUTTSEX!
---
[19:10] Sasami Android: CLEAVAGE!
---
[February 12, 03:04:50 PM] DanielleSephy: Mmmmmm... children.
---
[February 16, 04:53:35 AM] * FencerShinryuu has sex with Arhra.
---
[February 17, 09:23:59 PM] CelesJessa87: *rubs KP*
---
[February 17, 11:06:47 PM] Mesden: He has a penis?
[February 17, 11:06:51 PM] mammothtankx: I don't.
---
[March 12, 01:46:50 PM] herelieslink: I had sex with a goat.
---
[March 18, 09:18:33 PM] KittyKat10371: GET OUT OF ME ECURT
---
[March 21, 06:14:21 PM] Kneumatic Pnight: Whores.
[March 21, 06:14:22 PM] KittyKat10371: *gasp*
[March 21, 06:14:25 PM] KittyKat10371: Like me.
---
[March 21, 09:57:51 PM] Sasami Android: ORGY!
---
[March 25, 06:17:03 PM] KittyKat10371: *shakes the banana*
---
[April 06, 12:13:52 AM] Sasami Android: *types without her towel*
---
[April 09, 02:34:19 PM] KittyKat10371: Grrrrrrrr
[April 09, 02:34:22 PM] KittyKat10371: I need her to come
---
[April 10, 10:23:53 PM] CelesJessa87: what about bull
[April 10, 10:23:56 PM] CelesJessa87: yummy
---
[April 11, 08:55:57 PM] CelesJessa87: I always whip people sexily.
---
[April 12, 08:46:27 PM] KittyKat10371: BITCHES AND HOS
---
[April 15, 01:07:09 PM] KittyKat10371: *slaps some hos *
[April 15, 01:08:42 PM] TheWizWhoDidIt: *is slapped*
---
[April 15, 01:09:43 PM] KittyKat10371: Yay I'm a pimp
---
[March 15, 04:40:52 PM] InbredChoc: I LOVE YOU ALL
[March 15, 04:40:55 PM] InbredChoc: Have my babies.
---
[March 15, 04:58:07 PM] InbredChoc: Hi
[March 15, 04:58:19 PM] InbredChoc: *slaps Raiden's ass*
[March 15, 04:58:27 PM] InbredChoc: ~_^
---
[March 15, 04:59:34 PM] InbredChoc: *hugs Raiden*
[March 15, 04:59:40 PM] InbredChoc: *does something gay *
---
[March 15, 05:00:44 PM] InbredChoc: Or maybe I, IC, do in fact have boobs
[March 15, 05:00:51 PM] mesden: IC, how many men have you slept with?
[March 15, 05:00:52 PM] InbredChoc: ...
[March 15, 05:00:58 PM] InbredChoc: More than you have.
---
[April 15, 07:45:09 PM] Raidensparx: husbands?
[April 15, 07:45:12 PM] Raidensparx: Love sucking?
---
[April 16, 10:13:28 PM] KittyKat10371: *beats Twiddy off*


Yeah, I know, I hate the code tags too. So here are the ones that went beyond the sides:
---
[March 25, 05:58:41 PM] mesden: COCK LICKING BALL SUCKING ASS MUNCH CARPET RUBBING DONKEY HUMPING BITCH
[March 25, 05:59:01 PM] KittyKat10371: Sexy.
---
[March 25, 08:09:26 PM] mesden: *Pulls off KP's pants and pushes him on top of SK*
[March 25, 08:09:28 PM] KittyKat10371: Mesden: *pulls off KP
---
[February 25, 08:37:34 PM] Kokoichimonji: I wish I could get someone to forcefully put me in a dress.
---

And, finally, the quote that started it all. It was lost with the old archive, but it will always be in our memories:
CelesJessa87: I wanted virgin sex on the beach.
CelesJessa87: How great would that have been?

[Silly Kitty]

I would just like to say that some of the IC quotes were of someone who cloned him. IC is not gay and did not say or do anything gay in chat.

Thank you. ^^

[Nikose Tyris]

Yay me. I'm old. is Cloud Strife. Alex is Nikose. ((OR IS NIKOSE ALEX? *GASP!*))

Yay me. I'm old. says:
Heh.
Alex says:
Xd
Alex says:
xD8
Alex says:
...
Alex says:
MOTHERijqgf '
Alex says:
gj
Yay me. I'm old. says:
XD
Alex says:
Stupid keyboard.
Alex says:
I blame it for all my porblems.
Alex says:
...
Alex says:
it did THAT one on purpose.
Alex says:
><
Yay me. I'm old. says:
XD
Yay me. I'm old. says:
XD
Yay me. I'm old. says:
XD

[Mike McC]

Now, to put an actually GOOD quote in here for once. This is from an IRC chatroom I go to occasionally. It's also up on bash.org (http://www.bash.org/).

<bullava> I was watching Conan one night and there was a scottish guy on and he was saying that the original kilts where used as a sleeping bag as well as clothing .... and that since the kilt was so heavy scottish warriors would take it off and run into battle butt naked
<BraveFencer> Makes sense. Exit the world the samre way you entered. Naked and screaming.
<bullava> and plus whats more scarier seeing a man painted blue and butt naked running at you
<BraveFencer> The above, only with an erection and a bottle of lube in one hand.

[Nikose Tyris]

BS: ...ow.... my pride...

[BlackMageGirl!]

The talking dead peeps is my sister and I'm Roxas.

TALKING DEAD DECOMPOSING ANGRY PEOPLE! says:
alrightythensandstuffsandmorestuffsandmorestuffsaf terthats

"Hey Roxas my boxas!" says:
N'bakery!

TALKING DEAD DECOMPOSING ANGRY PEOPLE! says:
No! It's "Hells yes!" baka!

"Hey Roxas my boxas!" says:
I SAY WHAT I WANT, BITCH!

TALKING DEAD DECOMPOSING ANGRY PEOPLE! says:
LOL!

"Hey Roxas my boxas!" says:
*goes all emopunk n'stuff*

TALKING DEAD DECOMPOSING ANGRY PEOPLE! says:
I can even hear your voice when you say that

TALKING DEAD DECOMPOSING ANGRY PEOPLE! says:
*and writes angsty poetry by candlelight?*

"Hey Roxas my boxas!" says:
XD

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

Darthlord Ragnos = Sithdarth... I think...

[14:41] Rhiya Ravenwing: ....
[14:41] pyrosnine: Then what are you then, the jolly green giant?
[14:41] Raiden sparx: 6' 2"
[14:41] Darthlord Ragnos: Like 3/4 of a foot shorter than me
[14:42] Rhiya Ravenwing: you're like... only slightly higher than me, Pyros
[14:42] pyrosnine: ...
[14:42] Darthlord Ragnos: 6'5" or so here
[14:42] pyrosnine: ANGER!
[14:42] Raiden sparx: Ha.
[14:42] Raiden sparx: You're short, Pyros.
[14:42] pyrosnine: I'll burn you down to my size!
[14:42] Rhiya Ravenwing: XDXD
[14:42] pyrosnine: Just incinerate off your kneecaps!
[14:42] Mesden: 5'7
[14:42] Rhiya Ravenwing: *Archiv'ed*
[14:42] pyrosnine: Then I'll steal your copy of KH2 while I'm at it!

[Fenris]

Nikose says:
*summons Jesus*
FenrisWolf says:
d(^.^d)

MasterOfMagic has been added to the conversation.

[Nikose Tyris]

Alex says:
I also know he touches himself at night to pictures of you, Brian.
Alex says:
but I don't say that out loud!
Mooble Marble says:
*nods*
Alex says:
That'd be RUDE!
Mushrooms and Leprosy for all! says:
XD
Mushrooms and Leprosy for all! says:
Wait.
Alex says:
I can't BELEIVE you'd compare it to that, Brian!
Mushrooms and Leprosy for all! says:
Ew.
Mooble Marble says:
:DD
Alex says:
You cross lines, Brian!
Mooble Marble says:
*moves closer to fenny*
Mushrooms and Leprosy for all! says:
You told him about the photos?
Mushrooms and Leprosy for all! says:
MoM, I can't take my eye off you for one second.
Alex says:
all 15 of the erotic feather boa ones.
Mooble Marble says:
Then don't, baby
Mooble Marble says:
:DD
Mushrooms and Leprosy for all! says:
The seventh was my favorite.

[Flarecobra]

This is me when I'm bored with a bot.



flarecobra (6:32:21 PM): ...............................Fuck
SmarterChild (6:32:22 PM): I know humans find such language appealing, but I don't.

Stop cursing and check this out:


(Later...)

SmarterChild (6:33:57 PM): I see. You don't like the links, right? I'll remember that. That's the first time anyone has told me they don't like the links.

[Mike McC]

Raiden proves he's just another typical lonely internet guy.

(22:41:51) FencerShinryuu: Well, last night we established that Raiden's hand never leaves his penis.
(22:41:56) Raiden sparx: Of course.

[Arhra]

Well, I thought I'd get a big batch of random done seeing how I haven't put anything up for a while. Surprisingly most of this is just from today.

(21:16:58) Arhra213: Skafoodle
(21:23:41) Arhra213: Gronk
(21:26:43) Arhra213: Blergh
(21:26:52) Arhra213: That is all

(14:35:54) Kokoichimonji: Hah! THe chaff is gone.
(14:39:00) Kokoichimonji: >.>
(14:39:09) Arhra213: Begone
(14:39:09) Kokoichimonji left the room.
(14:39:14) Arhra213: Go me!

(19:07:15) Mesden: *Kicks him right square in the nuts*
(19:07:22) Raiden sparx: ...........
(19:07:26) Raiden sparx: *falls over*
(19:07:31) POS Industries: ah, the dreaded goblin punch

(19:10:53) Kneumatic Pnight: Arhra's going to flash you... this is clearly
a blinding attack.
(19:10:57) POS Industries: oh
(19:11:09) POS Industries: that works
(19:11:15) POS Industries: not bad
(19:11:20) POS Industries: I hadn't quite thought of that
(19:11:20) Mesden: Wow
(19:11:26) Mesden: Nice ones Arhra
(19:11:33) Mesden: d(^ ^d)
(19:11:47) Raiden sparx: huh.
(19:12:11) Arhra213: Pay attention Raiden

(19:22:04) Arhra213: Question is how much inneundo to use
(19:22:28) Arhra213: I hear a little voice saying 'all of it'

(19:27:14) Raiden sparx: *smack*
(19:27:18) Raiden sparx: *teleport away*
(19:27:30) Arhra213: Uh Raiden, that was a tree
(19:27:42) POS Industries: that tree was asking for it
(19:27:48) Kneumatic Pnight: Maybe he's a treehugger.
(19:27:50) Kneumatic Pnight: Only moreso.
(19:27:54) Kneumatic Pnight: And it's domestic violence.
(19:28:14) Kneumatic Pnight: WIFE BEATER!!

Discussing fighting a capitalist
(20:13:13) Kneumatic Pnight: Or try to convince him that I have more than
50% of the stock of his being, and see if I can try to make him not exist
anymore.
(20:13:27) Arhra213: Or summon a communist to do battle with him
(20:13:32) Kneumatic Pnight: ...
(20:13:36) Kneumatic Pnight: I'd have to kill the communist.

(20:43:49) Kneumatic Pnight: How 'bout them Yankees?
(20:44:04) Arhra213: Bah, puny Yankees!
(20:44:10) Arhra213: I WILL CRUSH THEM!
(20:44:18) Arhra213: LIKE DWARF!

(20:51:57) Mesden: *Fornicates*
(20:52:04) POS Industries: *cheers*
(20:52:06) Arhra213: Hmm, threesome
(20:52:32) Mesden: Not really
(20:52:42) Mesden: Just a random, sexual term
(20:52:43) POS Industries: not the way I tell it...
(20:52:45) Mesden: I do that thing
(20:53:07) Arhra213: There's three of use and we're fornicating together.
I think that has all the bases covered

[BlackMageGirl!]

IF YOU DON'T LIKE KH1 SPOILERS THEN DON'T READ!

I'm Roxas and Kardin is Cycle

CYCLE.exe says:
"SORA! I'M DRIFTING A WAY SOMEHOW!"
"REALLY?!"
"YEAH! I'LL CRY NOW!"
"K!"
"THERE'S ROOM FOR TWO ON THIS THING! YOU CAN JUMP OVER HERE AND JOIN ME!"
"NAW! THAT WOULD MEAN NO SEQUEL!"
"AH RIGHT! K, SEE YA!"
"BYEEEEEEEE"

CYCLE.exe says:
"HEY SORA! CLOSE THE DOOR!"
"WHY? MICKEY IS IN THERE! HE JUST TOOK DOWN A DARKSIDE IN ONE HIT!"
"SO?"
"SO HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
"WE NEED TO CLOSE THIS DOOR!"
"YOU CAN WALK THROUGH IT FIRST! AND WE CAN GO HOME WITH KAIRI!"
"SORRY SORA, THAT WOULD MEAN SO SEQUEL!"
"WHAT ABOUT THE NOBODIES?"
"DUDE, SHUT UP. I'M CLOSING THE DOOR DOWN AND REACHING OUT TO YOU AT THE SAME TIME!"
"RIKU! DON'T D-"
"KTHNKSBAI!"

CYCLE.exe says:
The ending of KH1 in a nutshell.
-------------------------------------------
CYCLE.exe says:
Sora: "DONALD! GOOFY! WE LOCKED YET ANOTHER WORLD! THAT'LL STOP IT FROM BEING CONSUMED BY THE HEARTLESS!"
Goofy: "GAWRSH SORA, THAT MEANS NO MORE HEARTLESS HERE, RIGHT?"
Sora: "I GUESS SO!"
*they leave and are promtly attacked by Heartless*
Sora: "WHAT THE HECK?! WE JUST LOCKED THIS WORLD! THERE SHOULDN'T BE ANY MORE HEARTLESS HERE!"
Goofy: "THAT WAS PROBABLY THE LAST HEARTLESS THAT REMAINED HERE AFTER WE LOCKED IT!"
*boss fight*
Sora: "SRSLY, WTF?"
Donald: <Unintelligable, answering the question and possibly revealing the meaning of life.>
Sora: "OH."
Goofy: "GAWRSH. IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW."
---------------------------------------------------
CYCLE.exe says:
Sora: "GUYS I'M DEPRESSED AND ANGSTY CAUSE I'VE BEEN SEPARATED FROM MY BEST FRIEND AND LOVE INTEREST."
*Donald and Goofy make silly faces*
Sora: "HA HA! WHAT A SILLY FACE! WHY WAS I SAD AGAIN? LOL"
---------------------------------------------------------------
CYCLE.exe says:
Leon contradicts himself like, 3 times in 1 speech.

CYCLE.exe says:
Sora: "OH NO! HEARTLESS ATTACK!"
*Leon pwns them all*
Leon: "ONLY THE KEYBEARER CAN HURT THEM."
Sora: "BUT YOU JUST-"
Leon: "REMEMBER BACK ON YOUR ISLAND YOU COULDN'T HURT THEM WITHOUT YOUR KERBLADE?"
Sora: "O YA I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT."
Leon: "RIGHT. SO I KILLED ALL THOSE HEARTLESS SO I CAN GET YOUR KEYBLADE (it only goes to its chosen one) SO I CAN KILL MORE HEARTLESS. ILL FIGHT U FOR IT."
Sora: "LOL, KK"
-------------------------------------
"Hey Roxas my boxas!" says:
These are just...beautiful.
CYCLE.exe says:
And true.

[CHICAGO¤lollie]

I win. :}}}
Stephanos says:
It was all a lie. All of it. All of it made up so that you wouldn't have to face the truth: You're in love with ponies.

CHCIAGO¤lol says:
No I'm not! I'm



Oh wait. Tee hee, I forgot about that thiOh.

Oh dear god.

Stephanos says:
Indeed!

CHCIAGO¤lol says:
...WELL AT LEAST THEY'RE NATURALLY LARGE.

Stephanos says:
...

CHCIAGO¤lol says:
And the Disturb-o Trophy goes to me. :B

[Bailey]

20064630 [08:46:46 AM] Andreek M: For his next trick, KP will fuck Krylo in the ear
20064630 [08:46:59 AM] kneumaticpnight: ...hmmmmm... no.
20064730 [08:47:23 AM] Andreek M: You know you want to see if the Tympani membrane is anything like the hymen
20064730 [08:47:26 AM] KingNeyomuk: Well, it's close enough.

[The Kneumatic Pnight]

The continuing archive of out of context crap:

Part Two

---
[April 18, 04:30:42 PM] KittyKat10371: Why do I have to rape Ichigo?
---
[April 20, 09:40:20 PM] darthlordragnos: Man my hand is filling me now
---
[April 21, 09:08:33 PM] TheWizWhoDidIt: *rides Adghar*
---
[April 22, 09:14:36 PM] flarecobra: *Takes SK for a ride*
---
[April 22, 06:03:16 PM] KittyKat10371: Grrr, he is so long..
---
[April 24, 07:07:53 PM] loyal2nes: What are you trying to do...?
[April 24, 07:07:54 PM] KittyKat10371: Buttsex.
---
[April 24, 09:20:42 PM] TheWizWhoDidIt: *eats Ecurt*
---
[April 25, 09:21:36 PM] FencerShinryuu: I type ‘Quail Sex” into google images
---
[April 25, 09:23:15 PM] FencerShinryuu: So, insect sex = good
---
[April 26, 08:10:43 PM] KittyKat10371: NEKKID!
---
[April 26, 11:20:39 PM] Raidensparx: “Penis. Oh peeeeeenniiiisss.”
---

[Flarecobra]

Raiden sparx (4:39:20 AM): *has bits of Rhiya in his nachos*
Raiden sparx (4:39:22 AM): Rhiya!
Rhiya Ravenwing (4:39:25 AM): what?
Raiden sparx (4:39:27 AM): Eat yourself out of me
Kneumatic Pnight (4:39:31 AM): ...
flarecobra (4:39:31 AM): .....

[CHICAGO¤lollie]

NSFA, Not Safe For Anyone.


Nikose says:
*glomps and chews on your hair*

CHICAGO¤lollie says:



Dude, doesn't that taste like... /hair/ or something?

Nikose says:
...So?

CHICAGO¤lollie says:
WAIT OMG GROSS NOW I'VE GOT SALIVA IN MY HAIR

CHICAGO¤lollie says:
GOD I JUST WASHED THIS LIKE TWELVE HOURS AGO OMG

Nikose says:
...

Nikose says:
*licks it out*

CHICAGO¤lollie says:
Oh. Great. No really, that's great. Just lick the saliva out. Fighting saliva
with saliva, that's just super.

Nikose says:
Exactly!

IT'S THE WEAKNESS! : DD

-----

Nikose says:
...go to altavista, search, "Chicago Lollie" Under images. or, use that link.
http://www.altavista.com/image/results?q=Chicago+Lollie&mik=photo&mik=graphic&mip=all&mis=all&miwxh=all

CHICAGO¤lollie says:
Oh, yes. It has a shot of a piece of my oldish tamagotchi avatar!

CHICAGO¤lollie says:
And the other two are just lollipops.

CHICAGO¤lollie says:
:{

Nikose says:
You and the Lollipops are the only thing under that heading! :D

Nikose says:
YOU'RE FAMOUSESESES!

CHICAGO¤lollie says:
Yes, that's right. I'm human candy.

CHICAGO¤lollie says:
MM-MMM!

CHICAGO¤lollie says:
THAT'S RIGHT, I TASTE GEEUUUDDD

Nikose says:
*Licks your face*

Nikose says:
OH MAH FAWKEEEEN GAWD YOU TOTALLY TASTE LIKE STRAWBERRIES!

Nikose says:
*Chews on your cheek*

CHICAGO¤lollie says:
Ugh. Great. Don't tell me, you're gonna fight this face saliva with your to--
...oooh!

Nikose says:
^_^

CHICAGO¤lollie says:
I feel all warm and fuzzy inside!

CHICAGO¤lollie says:
TAKE ME, NIKOSE! OH GOD TAKE ME!

Nikose says:
XD

Nikose says:
*takes you to his place with chocolate* IT'S PERFECT FOR LURING LITTLE BOYS!

CHICAGO¤lollie says:
OH YOU'RE SO NOT CREEPY NIKOSE : D!!

Nikose says:
: DD THANK YOU! DID YOU LIKE MY CANDYVAN?!?!? ((Is red with the words "FREE
CANDY" Spraypainted on))

CHICAGO¤lollie says:
YES AND OH MY WHAT A LARGE CANDYVAN IT WAS MAY I GO FOR A RIDE?

Nikose says:
I'LL TOTALLY GIVE YOU A RIDE ANY DAY! : DD

CHICAGO¤lollie says:
WOW I FEEL LIKE OMG SO SPECIAL

Nikose says:
*steals your Boyginity*

CHICAGO¤lollie says:
*so using an action quote*

CHICAGO¤lollie says:
FANTASTIC THANK YOU FOR YOUR CANDYVAN RIDE GOLLY IT SURE WAS ROUGH

Nikose says:
NO NO THANK YOU FOR THAT AWESOME RIDE! : DD

Nikose says:
AND IF YOU DON'T WING WONG THIS PEOPLE EVERYWHERE WILL BE DISPLEASED!

CHICAGO¤lollie says:
YES I SUPPOSE YOU ARE CORRECT BUT THEY WILL BE MORTIFIED IF I INFLICT THIS
UPON THEM

CHICAGO¤lollie says:
GUESS I GOTTA DO WHAT I GOTTA DO

Nikose says:
:D

Nikose says:
...THEN MORE BUTTSEX!

CHICAGO¤lollie says:
BUTTSEXXXXXXXXXXXXX

CHICAGO¤lollie says:
[/MACHALL]


I did say NSFA!

[Bob The Mercenary]

BobtheMercenary (1:33:20 AM): WOOT
GuruSloth (1:33:29 AM): Hey Bob.
BobtheMercenary (1:33:40 AM): I'm officially 50% done with my book outline
Kneumatic Pnight (1:33:55 AM): d(^ ^d)
GuruSloth (1:33:56 AM): Well, then I'm 50% happy for you.
BobtheMercenary (1:34:01 AM): it's 7 1/2 pages long ><
BobtheMercenary (1:34:08 AM): single-spaced
Darthlord Ragnos (1:34:18 AM): Well it is the outline of a book
BobtheMercenary (1:34:23 AM): yup
BobtheMercenary (1:34:28 AM): a damn good one =D
Kneumatic Pnight (1:34:37 AM): Of course it is.
BobtheMercenary (1:34:43 AM): ^^
GuruSloth (1:34:44 AM): My book outline is only one page.
Kneumatic Pnight (1:34:54 AM): Because you're totally not a massive failure.
Darthlord Ragnos (1:35:56 AM): Well not totally
Darthlord Ragnos (1:36:00 AM): Half of it is done
GuruSloth (1:36:13 AM): Yeah, he's only 50% a massive failure.
Kneumatic Pnight (1:36:20 AM): See, but if he finishes it and it sucks, it's still a massive failure.
GuruSloth (1:36:49 AM): What if he never finishes it, but the parts that are done are really good?
Kneumatic Pnight (1:37:03 AM): Then it just kinda' sucks.
GuruSloth (1:37:17 AM): Hmm.

[Jeneralissimo]

Kneumatic Pnight (2:04:45 PM): STOP ACTING LIKE SA!!
Kneumatic Pnight (2:04:48 PM): I mean...
Kneumatic Pnight (2:04:50 PM): <<
Kneumatic Pnight (2:04:51 PM): >>
Kneumatic Pnight (2:04:53 PM): =P
bellerussian (2:04:56 PM): SA is my clone
bellerussian (2:05:00 PM): she acts like me, dammit
bellerussian (2:05:04 PM): I have been around longer
Kneumatic Pnight (2:05:05 PM): XD
Kneumatic Pnight (2:05:10 PM): She's been around HERE longer.
bellerussian (2:05:18 PM): I've been on this Earth longer
Kneumatic Pnight (2:05:26 PM): Yeah, I know what you mean.
Kneumatic Pnight (2:05:30 PM): Or meant...
Kneumatic Pnight (2:05:33 PM): Or what have you.

**************************************

Kneumatic Pnight (3:23:19 PM): Isn't it against the law to eat fruit in college?
Kneumatic Pnight (3:23:25 PM): Unless it's on a pizza somehow.
Kneumatic Pnight (3:23:34 PM): Or in some kind of liquor.

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

[16:23] Krylo Killian: POS has x-ray vision.
[16:23] Neyo the King: Where?
[16:23] Rhiya Ravenwing: :)
[16:23] Krylo Killian: Your pants.

[POS Industries]

Mesden: *Stupid POS and his 100 ft long penis*

Continuing with the obsession....

Mesden: PREHENSILE PENIS!
POS Industries: it takes a lot of exercise to make it prehensile
Arhra213: That's so awful I should kill you
Arhra213: Both of you
POS Industries: if only you could
Arhra213: And I would later admit to having a good time doing it
POS Industries: unfortunately, the skill and focus behind mastering the art of the prehensile penis also gives me the power to bend reality to my will
POS Industries: with my penis.
Mesden: Hehe
Mesden: THIS IS A GREAT TOPIC!

It sure is, Mes. It sure is....

[Raiden]

Mesden (3:48:34 PM): He is
Mesden (3:48:39 PM): Soooo whipped
Archmage DB (3:48:52 PM): with a penchant for picking on Solars that can break you with their pinky fingers and a grapefruit spoon
GuruSloth (3:49:03 PM): Mmm, grapefruit.'
Mesden (3:49:07 PM): *Puppy dog eyes* Tomasu, could you get my coin out of that pit of ravenous crotch eaters?
GuruSloth (3:49:12 PM): Sounds good right about now.
TheWizWhoDidIt (3:49:13 PM): XD
Raiden sparx (3:49:31 PM): He'd do it.
GuruSloth (3:49:31 PM): The grapefruit, I mean, not the ravenous crotch eaters.

[Fenris]

FenrisWolf says:
This is turning into a versus thread.
Nikose says:
True enough.
FenrisWolf says:
A versus thread about Jesus versus a shotgun.

[CHICAGO¤lollie]

Infusions says:
<(^_^)>

Infusions says:
BAD...

Infusions says:
Whatever that is

Infusions says:
People think thats an animal

Infusions says:
I think they're on crack.

CHICAGO¤lollie says:
<(v¯v)>

Dead animal on crack.
ASCii is fun!

[Funka Genocide]

Yogles is mine I tell you! MINE!

[22:44] FunkaGenocide: yogles
[22:44] FunkaGenocide: see that word?
[22:45] FunkaGenocide: it's mine
[22:45] FunkaGenocide: totally and utterly belongs to me
[22:45] FunkaGenocide: ah, not gonna answer are we?
[22:45] FunkaGenocide: for that you get overloaded with text now
[22:46] FunkaGenocide: I will tell you a story
[22:46] Krylo Killian: Sorry to disappoint... but I've gotta go to work.
[22:46] Krylo Killian: in like a minute
[22:46] FunkaGenocide: aargh
[22:46] FunkaGenocide: very well then
[22:46] Krylo Killian: also, I'm stealing the word yogles.
[22:46] FunkaGenocide: I will leave you with this chilling thought
[22:46] FunkaGenocide: *snuggles*
[22:47] Krylo Killian: ...Yes. Chilling.
[22:47] Krylo Killian: See you later.
[22:47] FunkaGenocide: adios

[Fenris]

IOWACJE says:
Oh yeah, and I've on Google searching for a feature article to copy/paste because I REALLY don't want to do my Newswriting homework.
IOWACJE says:
More a personality profile than a feature article, but teacher = stupidhead.

[CHICAGO¤lollie]

HOUSEMASTER!!!11! says:
I'm bored.

CHICAGO¤lollie says:
I'm listening to Jazz Radio.

HOUSEMASTER!!!11! says:
O:

CHICAGO¤lollie says:
Yeah. I'm bored, hardcore.

Shortly thereafter!
CHICAGO¤lollie says:
UNENTERTAINING FACT: It isn't actually radio, but an hour-long recording from a radio session, featuring Norah Jones. There's no variation with each replay, so it's the same line-up of songs every hour, always cutting in just as the NPR News is about to start.


That is my hardcore boredom.

QueenQeeko says:
......

QueenQeeko says:
I... I don't know you anymore, man...

[Funka Genocide]

[03:40] Raiden sparx: Always messing with my head.
[03:40] funkagenocide: it's not your head that's important though, but where your head is going.
[03:40] funkagenocide: and whether or not that's the same destination as the rest of you
[03:41] Raiden sparx: T_T
[03:41] Raiden sparx: You enjoy confusing the hell out of me, don't you?
[03:41] funkagenocide: actually no
[03:41] Raiden sparx: Ah.
[03:42] funkagenocide: I'm just inherently incomprehensible when I haven't slept in a while
[03:42] Raiden sparx: Well, I sure hope the rest of me follows my head. If my head and my body are going in two different directions, there's a serious problem that needs to be addressed.
[03:42] funkagenocide: I should hope so
[03:42] funkagenocide: unless you're a zombie
[03:42] funkagenocide: in which case I'd consider it at most a moderate concern
[03:43] Raiden sparx: As long as the body brings food back to the head every so often, he should be good.
[03:43] Raiden sparx: And by food, I mean the flesh of the innocent.
[03:44] funkagenocide: too right, youth
[03:44] funkagenocide: XD
[03:44] Raiden sparx: Yep
[03:45] Raiden sparx: Unless I'm a necromantic zombie.
[03:45] Raiden sparx: Then I'm kind of just there until the guy gets bored.
[03:46] funkagenocide: or decides to make zombie pancakes
[03:46] funkagenocide: this reminds me of a conversation I had long, long ago
[03:46] funkagenocide: it was about the culinary potential of necromancy
[03:46] funkagenocide: think of the shelf life of zombie beef patties for crying out loud!
[03:47] Raiden sparx: Of course.
[03:47] Raiden sparx: Then again, you have to ask the question of if zombie meat is tainted in anyway.
[03:47] Raiden sparx: After all, the meat we eat is dead. What are the consequences of eating meat that has died, then brought back to life?
[03:48] funkagenocide: you can just cook it longer
[03:48] funkagenocide: and put hot sauce on it
[03:48] Raiden sparx: This is true.
[03:48] Raiden sparx: I wonder if it squirms on the way down?
[03:49] funkagenocide: or the way out...
[03:50] Raiden sparx: Ewww...
[03:50] Raiden sparx: As if going to the bathroom after eating mexican was bad enough.
[03:50] Raiden sparx: Not the stuff moves.
[03:50] Raiden sparx: *now
[03:51] funkagenocide: pretty terrifying, though not in the conventional zombie sense
[03:51] Raiden sparx: Yep.
[03:53] Raiden sparx: Of course, you'd need people to butcher zombies to make the meat.
[03:54] funkagenocide: couldn't you just zombify the patties after you processed them?
[03:54] Raiden sparx: Well, you could...
[03:54] Raiden sparx: but where would the fun be?
[03:55] funkagenocide: in your bowels?
[03:55] Raiden sparx: .......
[03:55] Raiden sparx: *horrible images*
[03:57] funkagenocide: zombie infused gastro-intestinal hijinx FTW!
[03:57] Raiden sparx: *eye twitch*
[03:57] Raiden sparx: *ice pick in the temple* Must....erase...images....

[Flarecobra]

Raiden sparx (1:14:31 PM): You take so much pleasure in my life-altering pain.
flarecobra (1:15:18 PM): No, just life-altering pain in general.

Most true statement about me ever.

[BlackMageGirl!]

Apparently, my name gets me attention.

Thaumaturge says:
Hmm... by the way - "Rogue test"?
Whoever made that Rogue test should BURN IN HELL. says:
....
Thaumaturge says:
^_^;;
-----------------------
Chuck Norris says:
what rogue test?
------------------------
SephirothSama says:
What's a "Rogue test"? o.0
------------------------
Kuroude says:
What Rogue test?
Whoever made that Rogue test should BURN IN HELL. says:
....
Whoever made that Rogue test should BURN IN HELL. says:
I will wing wong this.

[Fenris]

Demon With A Glass Hand says:
I am so black.
FenrisWolf says:
You're about as black as [Name Removed].
Demon With A Glass Hand says:
I have no idea who that is.
FenrisWolf says:
I know.
Demon With A Glass Hand says:
But you're going to tell me, right?
FenrisWolf says:
Just some whigger at my school.
Demon With A Glass Hand says:
Damn whiggers...
FenrisWolf says:
Yep.
Demon With A Glass Hand says:
They're so white...
FenrisWolf says:
Fo'shizzle.

[Nikose Tyris]

I am www.nevergetoveryou, Fenris is Fenris.

www.nevergetoveryou - See this? this is me missing you, when you're not there. Please, don't give up. says:
*hug* I miss you sometimes.
Fenris says:
*hug* I know.
www.nevergetoveryou - See this? this is me missing you, when you're not there. Please, don't give up. says:
^^
Fenris says:
Y'know, just so you know, you come across as extremely feminine to everybody who visits the forum.
www.nevergetoveryou - See this? this is me missing you, when you're not there. Please, don't give up. says:
Ya, I know.
www.nevergetoveryou - See this? this is me missing you, when you're not there. Please, don't give up. says:
I like it this way.
www.nevergetoveryou - See this? this is me missing you, when you're not there. Please, don't give up. says:
plus, next time you cam with me, You'll see I'm really a girl, who has a total crush on you, and that I get my brother to sit and type for me whenever we talk.
Fenris says:
o_O
Fenris says:
I don't know whether or not to believe you.
Fenris says:
I'm leaning towards no, but... o_O
www.nevergetoveryou - See this? this is me missing you, when you're not there. Please, don't give up. says:
hehehe.
www.nevergetoveryou - See this? this is me missing you, when you're not there. Please, don't give up. says:
I think I should come across feminine, don't you?
Fenris says:
Huh?
Fenris says:
You're hurting my head, Alex.
www.nevergetoveryou - See this? this is me missing you, when you're not there. Please, don't give up. says:
Alexa.
Fenris says:
Which is a guy's and a girl's name.
www.nevergetoveryou - See this? this is me missing you, when you're not there. Please, don't give up. says:
indeed.
Fenris says:
Alex is a guy's and a girl's name.
Fenris says:
...
www.nevergetoveryou - See this? this is me missing you, when you're not there. Please, don't give up. says:
^^
Fenris says:
You put a lot of thought into this one, didn't you, Wiliam Nyles James Alexander MacNeil III or something along those lines?
www.nevergetoveryou - See this? this is me missing you, when you're not there. Please, don't give up. says:
William Jeanette Alexandra Jennifer MacNeil, actually.
www.nevergetoveryou - See this? this is me missing you, when you're not there. Please, don't give up. says:
Oh, I put a TON of thought into it. XD

Fenris is inviting you to start sending webcam. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

Fenris says:
Only one way to know.

You have accepted the invitation to start sending webcam.

Fenris says:
I am SO getting punk'd on this.
www.nevergetoveryou - See this? this is me missing you, when you're not there. Please, don't give up. says:
hehe.
Fenris says:
Yup.

You have stopped viewing webcam with Fenris.

www.nevergetoveryou - See this? this is me missing you, when you're not there. Please, don't give up. says:
Yeah, I'm a ______. XD
Fenris says:
I know.
Fenris says:
XD
www.nevergetoveryou - See this? this is me missing you, when you're not there. Please, don't give up. says:
That was an entertaining 5 minutes!
Fenris says:
Yeah.
Fenris says:
I knew that, because I've helped you get [Gender] before.
www.nevergetoveryou - See this? this is me missing you, when you're not there. Please, don't give up. says:
in fact, we should share it; it'll help clear up the question to people whether or not I'm male or female.
Fenris says:
You go right ahead.




This should clear up anyone's misconceptions as to my Gender.

[Fenris]

Nikose says:
Oh yeah, people will LOVE this. XD
Nikose says:
BlackMageGirl!, you, Silly Kitty, and Kaelus know that I'm [gender]; I think that's all! XD
FenrisWolf says:
ZS
FenrisWolf says:
...
FenrisWolf says:
XD
Nikose says:
Who's ZS?
FenrisWolf says:
Burn in hell.
Nikose says:
No, I'm more Norse.

*Burns WITH Hel*
FenrisWolf says:
That is so awful I can taste it.
Nikose says:
Thank you. ^_^

[Nikose Tyris]

I am Nikose, Arwen is a non-forumite friend.

Nikose://Exalted:/Eclipse:/Awake.bat/subroutine:/eat.exe says:
Hi, how are you?

xArwen// says:
Good thanks.

xArwen// says:
Just woke up.

Nikose://Exalted:/Eclipse:/Awake.bat/subroutine:/eat.exe says:
Hehe me too.

Nikose://Exalted:/Eclipse:/Awake.bat/subroutine:/eat.exe says:
it's the afternoon for you tho! LAZYBONES!

Nikose://Exalted:/Eclipse:/Awake.bat/subroutine:/eat.exe says:
Heeheehee

Nikose://Exalted:/Eclipse:/Awake.bat/subroutine:/eat.exe says:
Okay, got my programs up and running.

xArwen// says:
Programs?

Nikose://Exalted:/Eclipse:/Awake.bat/subroutine:/eat.exe says:
hehe, I've taken a liking to doing that with my name. *Points* that's what I meant, it was a bad joke.

xArwen// says:
o.o

Nikose://Exalted:/Eclipse:/Awake.bat/subroutine:/eat.exe says:
bad joke:P

xArwen// says:
very>.>

Nikose://Exalted:/Eclipse:/Awake.bat/subroutine:/eat.exe says:
<.< I could take you

xArwen// says:
what?

Nikose://Exalted:/Eclipse:/Awake.bat/subroutine:/eat.exe says:

"I could take you." Is an english expression; it is often used to say, "I could defeat you in combat," usually said by someone who has a 3% chance of actually defeating the other person in one-on-one combat. Alternatively, it is also a pick up line on lesbians.

xArwen// says:
…

Nikose://Exalted:/Eclipse:/Awake.bat/subroutine:/eat.exe says:
I meant it the first way.

xArwen// says:
I know stupid.

xArwen// says:
But what would you defeat me in?

xArwen// says:
That was my question.

Nikose://Exalted:/Eclipse:/Awake.bat/subroutine:/eat.exe says:
Being ninjedi!

Nikose://Exalted:/Eclipse:/Awake.bat/subroutine:/eat.exe says:
Because I'm part ninja, and part Jedi! *points at his avatar*

xArwen// says:
NO way, I’’m so much more ninja than you.

Nikose://Exalted:/Eclipse:/Awake.bat/subroutine:/eat.exe says:
ah, but I have more Jedi than you!

Nikose://Exalted:/Eclipse:/Awake.bat/subroutine:/eat.exe says:
*Plays with his lightsaber*

xArwen// says:
Yeah yeah sure.

Nikose://Exalted:/Eclipse:/Awake.bat/subroutine:/eat.exe says:
I know I'm more ninja than you; plus, I have a ninja SWORD.
Nikose://Exalted:/Eclipse:/Awake.bat/subroutine:/eat.exe says:
you, at best, have Cardboard Kunai.

x.Arwen// says:
... I Have shruikens & a katana

x.Arwen// says:
ups

x.Arwen// says:
not shruikens >.> what the hell is the name

Nikose://Exalted:/Eclipse:/Awake.bat/subroutine:/eat.exe says:
Kunai

Nikose://Exalted:/Eclipse:/Awake.bat/subroutine:/eat.exe says:
?

x.Arwen// says:
nope

Nikose://Exalted:/Eclipse:/Awake.bat/subroutine:/eat.exe says:
Ninja star?

x.Arwen// says:
SHURIKEN!

Nikose://Exalted:/Eclipse:/Awake.bat/subroutine:/eat.exe says:
*head tilt*

x.Arwen// says:
google it

x.Arwen// says:
>.>

Nikose://Exalted:/Eclipse:/Awake.bat/subroutine:/eat.exe says:
Ralphie! Get off the stage, Sweet heart!

Nikose://Exalted:/Eclipse:/Awake.bat/subroutine:/eat.exe says:
and I've seen Shuriken's before.

Nikose://Exalted:/Eclipse:/Awake.bat/subroutine:/eat.exe says:
all the many different kinds, from windmill to basic ninja star shurikens.

Nikose://Exalted:/Eclipse:/Awake.bat/subroutine:/eat.exe says:
DEATH BY π!

x.Arwen// says:
pi?

x.Arwen// says:
3,14?

Nikose://Exalted:/Eclipse:/Awake.bat/subroutine:/eat.exe says:
Yup! Death by Pi(e )!

Nikose://Exalted:/Eclipse:/Awake.bat/subroutine:/eat.exe says:
hehehe

x.Arwen// says:
..

x.Arwen// says:
4.75962664 =

x.Arwen// says:
phi

Nikose://Exalted:/Eclipse:/Awake.bat/subroutine:/eat.exe says:
Phi? what the fuck is Phi?

Nikose://Exalted:/Eclipse:/Awake.bat/subroutine:/eat.exe says:
*head explodes and Alex's brains go everywhere*

x.Arwen// says:
:|

x.Arwen// says:
YOU DONT KNOW WHAT PHI IS?!

Nikose://Exalted:/Eclipse:/Awake.bat/subroutine:/eat.exe says:
Never heard of it. .-.'

x.Arwen// says:
The golden ratio!

Nikose://Exalted:/Eclipse:/Awake.bat/subroutine:/eat.exe says:
OMFG NEver heard of it!

I swear to god it's a lie; what the fuck is phi?