The Wing Wong strikes back! [Archive] - Page 3

CHICAGO�lollie

06-11-2006, 07:20 AM

I scare myself sometimes.
CHICAGO�lollie says:
The beard stays, the me has typened!

QueenQeeko says:
yeah yeah, I heard you te first time :b

CHICAGO�lollie says:
...now your H key is rebelling. :O>

CHICAGO�lollie says:
THE KEYBOARD IS TURNING AGAINST YOU :O>

QueenQeeko says:
haven't I said that for years?

CHICAGO�lollie says:
...nnNo, I don't think so. :/

CHICAGO�lollie says:
Not that I can recall :\

QueenQeeko says:
o_O

QueenQeeko says:
YOO'V FERGOTTAN EVRYTHN ABOOT MEH!!

CHICAGO�lollie says:
No, see, I recall something about God being against you. I don't think God is
a keyboard.

CHICAGO�lollie says:
At least, I hope not.

CHICAGO�lollie says:
The last thing I want to think is that I've been pushing all of God's buttons
for the last 14 years.

CHICAGO�lollie says:
Oh Christ. I think I've just given myself nightmares now. o_O

CHICAGO�lollie says:
CURSE YOU, GOD WHO I SEVERELY HOPE IS NOT A KEYBOARD!

EDIT: I live in a giant bucket.
QueenQeeko says:
shouldn't you be in bed?

CHICAGO�lollie says:
Pfft, sleep. I don't need sleep! I'm perfectly fine!

CHICAGO�lollie says:
It's only 12:20AM, nothing to worry about. I'm certain I can go without sleep.

CHICAGO�lollie says:

Yeeeeeep. Totally staying awake here, totally haven't run out of internet to
browse.

CHICAGO�lollie says:
It appears my eyelids have spontaneously grown heavy. Not to worry! Everything
is A-OK!

QueenQeeko says:
XD

CHICAGO�lollie says:
Interesting, my head has become unbalanced. Perhaps I can keep it stable by
holding it up with my hand, with my arm providing support.

Aha! There we go, perfectly alright.

CHICAGO�lollie says:
*SLIP CRASH HEADFALL GROUND*

CHICAGO�lollie says:

A. O. K.

QueenQeeko says:
This is my fault isn't it?

CHICAGO�lollie says:
Oh heavens no!

Well and truly, very much so, indeed, and so on and so forth, to which each
and every answer amounts to "YES".

QueenQeeko says:
o.o

CHICAGO�lollie says:
But that's A-OK! Nothing to worry about!

QueenQeeko says:
gotta go eat, so I'll talk to you later - bye bye

CHICAGO�lollie says:
Toodoloo! I'll just be on the ground here, "resting my eyes".

Cloud Strife

06-15-2006, 01:47 AM

Kuroude7: :O
Kuroude7: O:
Kuroude7: :O
Kuroude7: O:
Kuroude7: :O
Kuroude7: O:
Kuroude7: :O
Kuroude7: O:
Kuroude7: :O
BobtheMercenary: o_O
Kuroude7: O:
Kuroude7: :O
BobtheMercenary: ...
Kuroude7: O:
Kuroude7: :O
Kuroude7: O:
Kuroude7: :O
BobtheMercenary: aaaaaaaanyway
Kuroude7: O:
Kuroude7: *stuck on a loop* :O
Kuroude7: O:
Kuroude7: :O
Kuroude7: O:
Kuroude7: :O
Kuroude7: O:
Kuroude7: :O
BobtheMercenary: buh?
Kuroude7: O:
Kuroude7: :O
Kuroude7: O:
Kuroude7: :O
Kuroude7: Ah, heck with it.
:O
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BobtheMercenary: D=
Kuroude7: BOW BEFORE MY MIGHTY SMILEY ARMY :O
BobtheMercenary: dude, my computer couldn't even keep up
BobtheMercenary: o_o
BobtheMercenary: *runs*

CHICAGO�lollie

06-16-2006, 07:29 AM

In response to GenPets (http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showthread.php?t=14466):
CHICAGO�lollie: There's one thing though that's got me feelin' sorry for the lil' critters.
The DarkOverord: what?
The DarkOverord: Little kids are gonna get 'em?
CHICAGO�lollie: Nono, their lack of genitalia. :T
The DarkOverord: XD
The DarkOverord: yus
The DarkOverord: I think it's so they can't take over D:
CHICAGO�lollie: Yeah but, I mean, wtf. How are the little guys supposed to have fun if they can't do the jiggy? :T
The DarkOverord: XD
The DarkOverord: aye
CHICAGO�lollie: I DEMAND MORE GENPET JIGGY!

Bob The Mercenary

06-17-2006, 02:47 AM

Mesden (3:31:33 AM): I have a personal favorite story of idiocy in this hell hole
Mesden (3:32:36 AM): Well, in my 4th block class, senior year 1st semester, there was this girl in my class doing a project on the Phillipines
Mesden (3:32:56 AM): Well, we have this giant map scrolled across our back wall
Mesden (3:33:01 AM): And she was looking right at it
Mesden (3:33:19 AM): She asks outloud, not specifying anyone, where the Phillipines are
Mesden (3:33:32 AM): Honest question, it might not be common knowledge, right?
Mesden (3:33:37 AM): Well
Mesden (3:33:49 AM): I say "South and a bit west of Japan."
Mesden (3:33:59 AM): She asks where Japan is at
Mesden (3:34:08 AM): That irked me a bit, but I let it slide
BobtheMercenary (3:34:17 AM): heheh
Mesden (3:34:21 AM): I tell her "It's off the coast of China."
BobtheMercenary (3:34:33 AM): uh-oh
Mesden (3:34:35 AM): She says "China has a coast?"
BobtheMercenary (3:34:42 AM): *thud*
Mesden (3:34:46 AM): Oh no
Mesden (3:34:48 AM): Not the worse
BobtheMercenary (3:34:52 AM): >_<
Mesden (3:34:54 AM): I say, "Yes."
Mesden (3:35:27 AM): She replies, "Well, where's China at again?" (as if I told her the first time, as she CAN'T be listening to me.)
Mesden (3:35:40 AM): I say, "It's south of Russia."
Mesden (3:35:47 AM): Now
Mesden (3:36:00 AM): think if you will, what would this girl's response be?
BobtheMercenary (3:36:18 AM): I'm thinking along the lines of "where's Russia"
Mesden (3:36:23 AM): Close
Mesden (3:36:28 AM): "What's Russia?"
BobtheMercenary (3:36:33 AM): ...

Fenris

06-17-2006, 09:16 PM

Silly Kitty says:
Nikose is showing me his kitty!
Silly Kitty says:
=O
FenrisWolf says:
^^
FenrisWolf says:
...
FenrisWolf says:
By "kitty", you don't mean "penis", right?
Silly Kitty says:
Right.
FenrisWolf says:
Oh.

Nikose Tyris

06-18-2006, 12:03 PM

Alex is Me, MaruisTwilight is my friend Mike.

Alex -I know who you are, the leader of lost souls... says:
You can't harm me!
Alex -I know who you are, the leader of lost souls... says:
I'm immortal!
Marius Twilight says:
*Stab*
Alex -I know who you are, the leader of lost souls... says:
...
Alex -I know who you are, the leader of lost souls... says:
ow.

The Kneumatic Pnight

06-18-2006, 09:02 PM

Part Six

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[June 08, 10:56:50 AM] Kneumatic Pnight: I need kit kat to get on so I can do her.
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[June 08, 11:03:28 PM] KittyKat10371: *SHAKES TWIDDY OFF *
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[June 10, 04:47:28 PM] flarecobra: SK loves it. She likes swarling her hand in me.
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[June 10, 05:23:08 PM] flarecobra: *Twid's finger goes into me*
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[June 15, 01:42:39 PM] TheWizWhoDidIt: I wanna fuck a dog in the ass...
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[June 15, 02:41:34 PM] CelesJessa87: I don't want to be date raped!
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[June 15, 07:30:48 PM] KittyKat10371: Yeah, but I do naughty things.
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[June 16, 08:17:12 PM] KittyKat10371: *pulls out someone's something*
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[June 16, 09:12:48 PM] KittyKat10371: Kinky
[June 16, 09:13:04 PM] KittyKat10371: DO IT!
[June 16, 09:13:06 PM] KittyKat10371: GOD!
[June 16, 09:13:10 PM] KittyKat10371: YOU WHORE!
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[June 17, 07:43:52 PM] DancerVeiled: I AM NOT SMALL!
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[June 17, 08:35:05 PM] KittyKat10371: *makes Loyal stand up*
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[June 17, 09:16:46 PM] rippleofthoughts: I am not eating that stuff off you, SK.
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[June 18, 02:55:02 PM] TheWizWhoDidIt: That's what Date Rape's for
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[June 18, 03:35:02 PM] KittyKat10371: Sex talk? Please.
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[June 18, 06:20:58 PM] andreekm: 42 times before swallowing
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Loyal

06-19-2006, 02:16 PM

Sometimes, AIM Chatrooms ban the use of links when someone has been spamming them nonstop. When this happens, we have to remove the http and www parts to produce anything resembling a link. The recovery from it in this occasion was just brilliant timing.

Archmage DB (3:07:49 PM): forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=5776965&postcount=164
Archmage DB (3:08:02 PM): when can we post links again?
TheWizWhoDidIt (3:08:10 PM): Dunno.
Kneumatic Pnight (3:08:13 PM): When the server resets.
TheWizWhoDidIt (3:08:22 PM): When AIM stops being an asswad.
loyal2nes (3:08:24 PM): www.nuklearpower.com
TheWizWhoDidIt (3:08:25 PM): So never.
loyal2nes (3:08:30 PM): ...Ta-daa.
TheWizWhoDidIt (3:08:32 PM): ... Or now.
Kneumatic Pnight (3:08:34 PM): O.o
loyal2nes (3:08:35 PM): XD

Mr. Viewtiful

06-20-2006, 01:35 AM

This is from my POV, right after I entered the chat room...
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You have just entered room "chat8bit."
KittyKat10371: There's lots of fun in naked.
CelesJessa87: "The american way of sinful relationships"
KittyKat10371: My naked, your naked, naked for all!
Mesden: Let your Virgin Ass flow
CelesJessa87: "lick only"
Mesden: Have a break, have a Virgin Ass
KittyKat10371: innuendo is the sound of the future.
Mesden: I want more, I want Virgin Ass
KittyKat10371: XD
MrViewtiful: you know, the ladies always have interesting things to say when I walk into the room
MrViewtiful: but this is rediculous
CelesJessa87: heheh
KittyKat10371: Heheh
Mesden: Virgin Ass - go for it

Mesden

06-20-2006, 01:38 AM

Fun with Sloganizer!

KittyKat10371 (12:57:06 AM): Silly Kitty is better than chocolate.
KittyKat10371 (12:57:09 AM): I LIKE THIS SLOGAN!
HateMakingAName (12:57:11 AM): I already found one
KittyKat10371 (12:57:21 AM): IHMN, I haven't looked.
KittyKat10371 (12:57:22 AM): Shhhhhh
KittyKat10371 (12:58:22 AM): XD
KittyKat10371 (12:58:24 AM): Silly Kitty, whiter than the whitest!
Kneumatic Pnight (12:58:31 AM): O.o
KittyKat10371 (12:58:36 AM): Sloganizer
CelesJessa87 (12:58:47 AM): I love the sloganizer
KittyKat10371 (12:58:52 AM): Buy Silly Kitty now!
ManyClassedOrc (12:58:55 AM): fun times
CelesJessa87 (12:59:11 AM): man, I'm trying to draw something but I can't get this pained expression off of his face
ManyClassedOrc (12:59:15 AM): It's where I got my "You don't want Death Dealer as your enemy" quote.
KittyKat10371 (12:59:32 AM): It's not a dream. Silly Kitty is real!
Kneumatic Pnight (12:59:37 AM): XD
KittyKat10371 (12:59:45 AM): XD
KittyKat10371 (1:00:13 AM): =O
KittyKat10371 (1:00:15 AM): Silly Kitty on the outside, tasty on the inside.
Sasami Android (1:00:23 AM): XD
Kneumatic Pnight (1:00:24 AM): <<;;
Kneumatic Pnight (1:00:25 AM): >>;;
Sasami Android (1:00:29 AM): HAHA!
KittyKat10371 (1:00:33 AM): XDXDXDXD
KittyKat10371 (1:00:37 AM): Silly Kitty inside you.
Kneumatic Pnight (1:00:42 AM): O.o
Sasami Android (1:00:51 AM): Well. XD
CelesJessa87 (1:00:55 AM): o_O
KittyKat10371 (1:01:01 AM): Silly Kitty... whatever you want.
KittyKat10371 (1:01:14 AM): www.sloganizer.net
Mesden (1:01:15 AM): SK, I love you
KittyKat10371 (1:01:16 AM): Play with me!
KittyKat10371 (1:01:24 AM): I love you too
HateMakingAName (1:01:37 AM): It's in German
CelesJessa87 (1:01:48 AM): there's a link to the english one
CelesJessa87 (1:01:49 AM): on the page
KittyKat10371 (1:01:55 AM): OOPS!
KittyKat10371 (1:02:07 AM): www.sloganizer.net/en/
KittyKat10371 (1:02:09 AM): THERE!
Mesden (1:02:10 AM): All you need is Denice
Sasami Android (1:02:16 AM): Good to know BlackMageGirl.
CelesJessa87 (1:02:19 AM): "Think different, Think CelesJessa"
Mesden (1:02:30 AM): �Denicetastic!�
Sasami Android (1:02:31 AM): And on the eighth day, god created BlackMageGirl.
KittyKat10371 (1:02:41 AM): Get me my Silly Kitty.
Mesden (1:02:42 AM): �Denicetastic!�
CelesJessa87 (1:02:54 AM): "CelesJessa Makes your day"
KittyKat10371 (1:03:02 AM): Silly Kitty - You see this name, you think dirty.
KittyKat10371 (1:03:03 AM): XD
Sasami Android (1:03:20 AM): Be alive with BlackMageGirl
Kneumatic Pnight (1:03:21 AM): XD
Mesden (1:03:26 AM): Mes makes me hot
CelesJessa87 (1:03:41 AM): the link in my sig leads to a sloganizer I did with "fullmetal" (and it changes every 30 seconds)
Sasami Android (1:03:44 AM): The gods made BlackMageGirl.
Sasami Android (1:03:45 AM): XD
KittyKat10371 (1:03:52 AM): Silly Kitty kicks ass.
Sasami Android (1:04:02 AM): Pure BlackMageGirl. Pure Power.
CelesJessa87 (1:04:07 AM): "Edward Strikes Back"
Mesden (1:04:11 AM): One goal, one passion - Mes
Mesden (1:04:25 AM): Mes. See more. Do more
KittyKat10371 (1:04:29 AM): Silly Kitty, better than sex.
KittyKat10371 (1:04:31 AM): XD
Sasami Android (1:04:31 AM): BlackMageGirl is your friend.
Mesden (1:04:34 AM): Mes, better than sex
Mesden (1:04:36 AM): AH!
Sasami Android (1:04:36 AM): >=D
KittyKat10371 (1:04:39 AM): Hehehe
Mesden (1:04:41 AM): SK got that seconds before me
Sasami Android (1:04:49 AM): There's only one thing in the world I want and that is BlackMageGirl.
CelesJessa87 (1:05:00 AM): "I want more, I want Spooge" (heh sorry. I'm plugging in random words)
KittyKat10371 (1:05:01 AM): I lost weight with Silly Kitty.
Sasami Android (1:05:08 AM): BlackMageGirl for everybody!
Sasami Android (1:05:10 AM): ....what???
Mesden (1:05:12 AM): Easy Mes
Sasami Android (1:05:41 AM): Go farther with BlackMageGirl.
Mesden (1:05:47 AM): The Queen of Mes
KittyKat10371 (1:05:54 AM): There's a bit of Silly Kitty in all of us
Mesden (1:05:56 AM): Bigger. Better. Mes
KittyKat10371 (1:05:57 AM): Ew?
Sasami Android (1:05:59 AM): I quit smoking with BlackMageGirl.
Sasami Android (1:06:09 AM): I DON'T SMOKE. >.>
KittyKat10371 (1:06:18 AM): THERES A BIT OF ME IN EVERYONE!
KittyKat10371 (1:06:19 AM): Ew?
Mesden (1:06:26 AM): This one makes me snicker...
Sasami Android (1:06:26 AM): BlackMageGirl makes me hot.
Mesden (1:06:28 AM): Mes, stay in touch
Sasami Android (1:06:29 AM): ....
Kneumatic Pnight (1:06:39 AM): You might even say we ate Ooter, and now he's in all of our stomachs!!
Kneumatic Pnight (1:06:44 AM): <<
Kneumatic Pnight (1:06:44 AM): >>
KittyKat10371 (1:06:48 AM): Random word time!
Mesden (1:06:49 AM): Be young, have fun, taste Mes
Sasami Android (1:06:56 AM): BlackMageGirl - forget the rest.
CelesJessa87 (1:07:02 AM): "Nobody does it like Celes"
KittyKat10371 (1:07:07 AM): Thanks kickass.
Mesden (1:07:15 AM): Mes, love it or leave it
Mesden (1:07:16 AM): ...
KittyKat10371 (1:07:22 AM): There's only one thing in the world I want and that is kickass.
Mesden (1:07:41 AM): I lost weight with Mes
CelesJessa87 (1:07:49 AM): *snicker* "I'm gay for a professional image"
CelesJessa87 (1:08:07 AM): "I'm gay for a better future"
KittyKat10371 (1:08:20 AM): I wouldn't leave the house without Kneumatic Pnight.
Mesden (1:08:25 AM): Mes, pure lust
Kneumatic Pnight (1:08:29 AM): O.o
CelesJessa87 (1:08:39 AM): "Food or gay men? I'll have gay men."
Rhiya Ravenwing (1:08:47 AM): zzzzzzzz
Kneumatic Pnight (1:08:47 AM): *archive'd*
KittyKat10371 (1:08:49 AM): Holy... shit
KittyKat10371 (1:08:52 AM): Kneumatic Pnight never lies.
Mesden (1:08:54 AM): Lust for a professional image
Kneumatic Pnight (1:08:56 AM): XD
CelesJessa87 (1:09:07 AM): "things go better with gay men"
Mesden (1:09:15 AM): Oh
Mesden (1:09:15 AM): My
Mesden (1:09:18 AM): God'
Mesden (1:09:19 AM): Lust for your kids!
KittyKat10371 (1:09:26 AM): God made buttsex.
Kneumatic Pnight (1:09:31 AM): XD
CelesJessa87 (1:09:37 AM): "There's a bit of gay men in all of us"
CelesJessa87 (1:09:40 AM): XD
CelesJessa87 (1:09:44 AM): take it as you will
KittyKat10371 (1:09:50 AM): buttsex makes me hot.
KittyKat10371 (1:09:53 AM): XD
Kneumatic Pnight (1:09:57 AM): *archive'd*
Mr McM000 (1:10:02 AM): Ah yes, Sloganizer and anything moderately dirty. It works terrifyingly well, doesn't it?
Kneumatic Pnight (1:10:15 AM): [June 20, 01:09:28 AM] KittyKat10371: buttsex makes me hot.
CelesJessa87 (1:10:23 AM): "swing your gay men"
KittyKat10371 (1:10:30 AM): Go to heaven with buttsex.
KittyKat10371 (1:10:53 AM): 3... 2... 1... buttsex.
Mesden (1:10:58 AM): Can you feel it? Boobies
KittyKat10371 (1:11:15 AM): Penis? You bet.
Kneumatic Pnight (1:11:26 AM): XD
KittyKat10371 (1:11:26 AM): Up, up and away with Penis.
KittyKat10371 (1:11:29 AM): XD
Kneumatic Pnight (1:11:30 AM): XD!
Mesden (1:11:32 AM): XD
Mesden (1:11:34 AM): This is great
CelesJessa87 (1:11:42 AM): "The naked effect"
Sasami Android (1:11:52 AM): XD
Sasami Android (1:11:55 AM): Awesome.
KittyKat10371 (1:11:59 AM): Praise Penis.
Mr McM000 (1:12:16 AM): �Swing your organs.�
KittyKat10371 (1:12:19 AM): Penis makes dreams come true.
KittyKat10371 (1:12:23 AM): XD
Sasami Android (1:12:32 AM): Think. Feel. Orgasm.
Mesden (1:12:36 AM): I want more, I want Facerapy
Sasami Android (1:12:56 AM): Orgasm? Yes please.
CelesJessa87 (1:12:56 AM): "Let's Date Rape!"
Mesden (1:13:01 AM): Nobody does it like Facerapy
KittyKat10371 (1:13:01 AM): The president buys date rape.
CelesJessa87 (1:13:08 AM): heh kitty
KittyKat10371 (1:13:10 AM): Heh.
CelesJessa87 (1:13:11 AM): we did the same word
KittyKat10371 (1:13:15 AM): Hehehe
KittyKat10371 (1:13:17 AM): I will change!
Mesden (1:13:22 AM): Facerapy - Your personal entertainer
CelesJessa87 (1:13:22 AM): "Date Rape, this is it!"
ManyClassedOrc (1:13:30 AM) has left the room.
Mr McM000 (1:13:36 AM): �sex offenders on the outside, tasty on the inside.�
Mesden (1:13:39 AM): There's a bit of Facerapy in all of us
CelesJessa87 (1:13:44 AM): "Go farther with date rape!" XD
KittyKat10371 (1:13:49 AM): The regular old fashioned rape way of life.
Kneumatic Pnight (1:13:50 AM): Yeah, in your FACE!
Mesden (1:14:01 AM): Enjoy Facerapy
KittyKat10371 (1:14:04 AM): The best regular old fashioned rape in the world.
Mesden (1:14:15 AM): Facerapy - what more could you want?
CelesJessa87 (1:14:17 AM): "Date Rape. Making people successful in a changing world" O_o
KittyKat10371 (1:14:21 AM): regular old fashioned rape? You bet.
CelesJessa87 (1:14:31 AM): "Feel the magic of date rape"
KittyKat10371 (1:14:35 AM): Kick ass with regular old fashioned rape!
CelesJessa87 (1:14:36 AM) has left the room.
Mr McM000 (1:14:50 AM): �Buy Children now!�
Sasami Android (1:14:55 AM): condoms for your kids!
Sasami Android (1:14:58 AM): 0_O
CelesJessa87 (1:14:59 AM) has entered the room.
Mr McM000 (1:15:11 AM): Welcome back.
KittyKat10371 (1:15:16 AM): Nobody doesn't like regular old fashioned rape.
CelesJessa87 (1:15:17 AM): thankies
CelesJessa87 (1:15:32 AM): "I trust sex"
KittyKat10371 (1:16:03 AM): teen pregnancy for me!
Mesden (1:16:06 AM): I want more, I want Your mom
Sasami Android (1:16:09 AM): For the love of Peeps.
KittyKat10371 (1:16:24 AM): hip thrust takes good care of you.
Mr McM000 (1:16:34 AM): �children, the secret of women.�
Mesden (1:16:38 AM): Can you feel it? Your mom
CelesJessa87 (1:16:44 AM): "Sex- Xtending service"
Sasami Android (1:16:58 AM): It's my Porn!
Sasami Android (1:17:13 AM): I quit smoking with Porn!
Sasami Android (1:17:18 AM): .....o.o

Mesden

06-20-2006, 01:39 AM

Double post to keep it going....

Mesden (1:17:24 AM): Your mom on the outside, tasty on the inside
KittyKat10371 (1:17:31 AM): Keep going well, keep going hip thrust.
KittyKat10371 (1:17:33 AM): XD
KittyKat10371 (1:17:41 AM): Nice one, Mes..
Sasami Android (1:18:01 AM) has left the room.
Mesden (1:18:15 AM): Nothing is faster than Your mom
CelesJessa87 (1:18:18 AM): "convulse for me!"
KittyKat10371 (1:18:55 AM): Bigger. Better. Kneumatic Pnight.
KittyKat10371 (1:18:56 AM): >>
KittyKat10371 (1:18:56 AM): <<
Mesden (1:19:02 AM): Next stop, Your mom
KittyKat10371 (1:19:11 AM): Ooh la la, Kneumatic Pnight.
KittyKat10371 (1:19:15 AM): XD
Kneumatic Pnight (1:19:22 AM): O.o
CelesJessa87 (1:19:26 AM): XD XD XD XD "Man juice - be prepared"
CelesJessa87 (1:19:29 AM): *dies*
Mesden (1:19:31 AM): Your mom - Your personal entertainer
KittyKat10371 (1:19:55 AM): giant cock, your family will love you.
Mesden (1:20:00 AM): Up, up and away with Lapdance
CelesJessa87 (1:20:02 AM): "don't get in
CelesJessa87 (1:20:11 AM): *"Don't get in the way of man juice"
Mesden (1:20:19 AM): Lapdance? Yes please
KittyKat10371 (1:20:20 AM): wish i had a giant cock.
KittyKat10371 (1:20:21 AM): XD
CelesJessa87 (1:20:25 AM): hehe
KittyKat10371 (1:20:38 AM): Let your giant cock flow.
KittyKat10371 (1:20:40 AM): o.o
HateMakingAName (1:20:40 AM): Luckily KP is away
CelesJessa87 (1:20:56 AM): eww: "man juice: whiter than the whitest"
KittyKat10371 (1:20:56 AM): He was right there...
Mesden (1:21:12 AM): �Let's Whore!�
Kneumatic Pnight (1:21:14 AM): I'm here!!
KittyKat10371 (1:21:18 AM): Are you ready for giant cock?
Rhiya Ravenwing (1:21:22 AM): Mesden, what the FUCK are you talking about?
HateMakingAName (1:21:24 AM): Well, plently of archive material for you
Mesden (1:21:32 AM): Whore, the secret of women
CelesJessa87 (1:21:33 AM): "Orgy - today and tomarrow"
Mesden (1:21:33 AM): XD
Kneumatic Pnight (1:21:35 AM): Yes, but that's not fair.
Kneumatic Pnight (1:21:42 AM): Someone should just wing wong the whole thing.
Kneumatic Pnight (1:21:46 AM): Someone not me.
Mr McM000 (1:21:54 AM): �I wish i had a Yeast Infection.�
CelesJessa87 (1:21:55 AM): "have a break, have a orgy"
KittyKat10371 (1:21:57 AM): giant cock's like heaven.
KittyKat10371 (1:22:16 AM): giant cock - what more could you want?
KittyKat10371 (1:22:40 AM): I want more, I want giant cock.
KittyKat10371 (1:22:41 AM): XD
Mr McM000 (1:22:49 AM): �Telemarketing, better than sex.�
CelesJessa87 (1:23:02 AM): "my pimp takes good care of you"
CelesJessa87 (1:23:03 AM): XD
KittyKat10371 (1:23:19 AM): Food or threesome? I'll have threesome.
Mesden (1:23:37 AM): Keep going, I'll wingwong
Mr McM000 (1:23:41 AM): �Telemarketing. We build smiles.�
CelesJessa87 (1:23:54 AM): "Don't forget your STDs!"
Kneumatic Pnight (1:23:54 AM): Someone should put wingwong in that thing... << >>
KittyKat10371 (1:24:01 AM): threesome for a professional image.
CelesJessa87 (1:24:12 AM): "wingwong will do anything for you"
KittyKat10371 (1:24:19 AM): wing wong's like heaven.
KittyKat10371 (1:24:32 AM): wing wong inside you.
CelesJessa87 (1:24:53 AM): "Death - your game"
CelesJessa87 (1:25:22 AM): "Who wouldn't fight for satan?"
Kneumatic Pnight (1:25:37 AM): THAT'S RIGHT, BITCH!!
KittyKat10371 (1:25:38 AM): Nuklear Power makes me hot.
KittyKat10371 (1:26:04 AM): Life's beautiful with bitch.
CelesJessa87 (1:26:05 AM): ha! This one is perfect: "There is only one true sin"
CelesJessa87 (1:26:15 AM): "sin? Yes please"
Mr McM000 (1:26:22 AM): �Virgin Sacrifice is the only way to be happy.�
KittyKat10371 (1:26:26 AM): from behind for me!
Mesden (1:26:31 AM): ...I don't think we can fit all of this
KittyKat10371 (1:26:39 AM): Take the good ones.
CelesJessa87 (1:26:39 AM): "sin - now!"
KittyKat10371 (1:26:45 AM): Cut out the stuff that isn't slogans
Mesden (1:26:50 AM): ...THAT'S A LOT OF FILTERING!
CelesJessa87 (1:26:56 AM): "sin nonstop"
Mesden (1:27:03 AM): But alright
CelesJessa87 (1:27:08 AM): "The magic of sinful relationships"
KittyKat10371 (1:27:11 AM): from behind extra dry.
CelesJessa87 (1:27:35 AM): "I love sinful relationships"
KittyKat10371 (1:27:39 AM): Thanks Premarital sex.
Mesden (1:27:39 AM): OH YEAH! CODETAG!
Mesden (1:27:41 AM): Duh...
KittyKat10371 (1:27:44 AM): Heheh
KittyKat10371 (1:27:54 AM): I trust Premarital sex.
CelesJessa87 (1:28:01 AM): "Every sinful relationship has a story"
Mr McM000 (1:28:02 AM): �You better get inside Virgin Sacrifice.�
MrViewtiful (1:28:15 AM) has entered the room.
KittyKat10371 (1:28:40 AM): There's lots of fun in naked.
CelesJessa87 (1:28:50 AM): "The american way of sinful relationships"
KittyKat10371 (1:29:13 AM): My naked, your naked, naked for all!
Mesden (1:29:30 AM): Let your Virgin Ass flow
CelesJessa87 (1:29:31 AM): "lick only"
Mesden (1:29:42 AM): Have a break, have a Virgin Ass
KittyKat10371 (1:29:54 AM): innuendo is the sound of the future.
Mesden (1:29:58 AM): I want more, I want Virgin Ass
KittyKat10371 (1:30:02 AM): XD
MrViewtiful (1:30:11 AM): you know, the ladies always have interesting things to say when I walk into the room
MrViewtiful (1:30:14 AM): but this is rediculous
CelesJessa87 (1:30:20 AM): heheh
KittyKat10371 (1:30:22 AM): Heheh
Mesden (1:30:35 AM): Virgin Ass - go for it
MrViewtiful (1:30:43 AM): <_<
MrViewtiful (1:30:45 AM): >_>
MrViewtiful (1:30:48 AM): where?
CelesJessa87 (1:30:48 AM): "going commando empowers you!"
Mesden (1:31:03 AM): Virgin Ass makes me hot
KittyKat10371 (1:31:07 AM): World's finest flashing.
CelesJessa87 (1:31:15 AM): going commando - a safe place in an unsafe world
Mesden (1:31:26 AM): I'd walk a mile for Virgin Ass
KittyKat10371 (1:31:33 AM): ooooooooh, this was a good idea.
MrViewtiful (1:32:00 AM): Are you doing this for fun, or is it specifically for me?
KittyKat10371 (1:32:01 AM): Be alive with horny.
Kneumatic Pnight (1:32:28 AM): My pants are alive with horny already.
KittyKat10371 (1:32:54 AM): ....
KittyKat10371 (1:32:56 AM): XD
Mesden (1:33:02 AM): hhmmmmm... Virgin Ass
CelesJessa87 (1:33:15 AM): "innocence for everyone"
Mesden (1:33:28 AM): Be young, have fun, taste Virgin Ass
CelesJessa87 (1:33:28 AM): "innocence! you've got it!"
KittyKat10371 (1:33:54 AM): masturbation? Yes please.
Mesden (1:34:22 AM): The president buys Virgin Ass
CelesJessa87 (1:34:34 AM): "everyone loves skin"
KittyKat10371 (1:34:38 AM): Free masturbation.

Skyshot

06-20-2006, 03:37 PM

SkyshotofExile: My Adolescent Male senses are tingling and I don't know why.
Kneumatic Pnight: Aren't they always?
Kneumatic Pnight: The adolescent part is superfluous though.
Kneumatic Pnight: You'll find out soon enough.
SkyshotofExile: Also, my Should Have Thought That Wording Over senses are tingling.
Kneumatic Pnight: MINE TOO!!
TheWizWhoDidIt: Yes. Yes you should have.
Kneumatic Pnight: IN MY PANTS!!
KittyKat10371: ...
KittyKat10371: XD
TheWizWhoDidIt: XD
SkyshotofExile: *coughs and says nothing*

Major Blood

06-21-2006, 01:30 PM

Karesh15: Seriously Db
Karesh15: How old are you?
Archmage DB: I'm an ageless and immortal being, you nitwit
Karesh15: No you are not.
Archmage DB: Yes I am
Karesh15: Nope
Archmage DB: Yup
Karesh15: Sorry to break your reality.
Archmage DB: When you're my age, you can argue with me
Karesh15: But human cells have a limit on how many times they get split.
Karesh15: So eventually they die out.
Archmage DB: I'm not human
Karesh15: I'm afraid you are.
Archmage DB: Your fears are unjustified, mortal
TheWizWhoDidIt: XD
Karesh15: This is almost a little sad.
Archmage DB: Yes, that you're calling someone with pointy ears and black eyes like unto the pits of hell human
TheWizWhoDidIt: Nah, this is just DB's way of saying "shut, I'm not going to tell you."
Archmage DB: ...fine, I'm ALMOST 90,000 years old
Karesh15: It's okay twiddy.
Archmage DB: DON'T CALL ME OLD!
Archmage DB: Damn kids

Melfice

06-21-2006, 02:37 PM

Tsuki no Kage, Kage no Umi = BlackMageGirl!
The rest you can figure out, I think... I might hope...

Melfice Silesius -- "In space... no one can hear you scream..." zegt:
... a thread on NPF. "The one thing you would like to do-NAKED!"

"TheOtherWhiteMage":
i live in a condo complex, with a bunch of old people.

now, who WOULDNT want to run screaming "our princess in another castle!" in the nude, while the elderly faint from the shock?
Tsuki no Kage, Kage no Umi zegt:
,.....................
Tsuki no Kage, Kage no Umi zegt:
In comparison, mine looked TAME.
Melfice Silesius -- "In space... no one can hear you scream..." zegt:
VERY tame!
SephirothSama zegt:
XD
Tsuki no Kage, Kage no Umi zegt:
=p
SephirothSama zegt:
What was yours?
Tsuki no Kage, Kage no Umi zegt:
Uh, get nekkid and play with kitties?
SephirothSama zegt:
XD
Melfice Silesius -- "In space... no one can hear you scream..." zegt:
... *makes a note to get a kitty costume.* XD
SephirothSama zegt:
=O
SephirothSama zegt:
O=
SephirothSama zegt:
=O
O=
SephirothSama zegt:
=O
SephirothSama zegt:
O=
SephirothSama zegt:
=O
O+
SephirothSama zegt:
=O
O=
SephirothSama zegt:
=O
SephirothSama zegt:
o+
SephirothSama zegt:
=O
SephirothSama zegt:
O=
SephirothSama zegt:
=O
SephirothSama zegt:
O=
SephirothSama zegt:
=O
SephirothSama zegt:
O=
SephirothSama zegt:
=O
SephirothSama zegt:
O=
SephirothSama zegt:
=O
SephirothSama zegt:
O=
SephirothSama zegt:
=O
SephirothSama zegt:
O=
SephirothSama zegt:
=O
O=
SephirothSama zegt:
=O
SephirothSama zegt:
O=
=o+O=O
=O
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SephirothSama zegt:
dsf
SephirothSama zegt:
O=
SephirothSama zegt:
=O
SephirothSama zegt:
O+
SephirothSama zegt:
=o
+o
+Ocfjbedsc
Tsuki no Kage, Kage no Umi zegt:
Wow.
Melfice Silesius -- "In space... no one can hear you scream..." zegt:
Indeed... wow.
SephirothSama zegt:
Wow.
Tsuki no Kage, Kage no Umi zegt:
Why in the hell are you goin' "wow"?
Tsuki no Kage, Kage no Umi zegt:
You made that damn thing!
Melfice Silesius -- "In space... no one can hear you scream..." zegt:
Oh, just so you know? I do that all the time.

BlackMageGirl!

06-22-2006, 01:12 PM

Okie dokie. I'm Tsuki no Kage etc and Melfice is..well, Melfice. Also note that senpai = Kenyroku Maxis

Tsuki no Kage, Kage no Umi says:
Senpai is telling me that I should stop denying about my looks! @@ IT'LL NEVER END!

Melfice Silesius -- "In space... no one can hear you scream..." says:
Aww...

*mutters: it's true though, you do look good*

Tsuki no Kage, Kage no Umi says:
*THUD*

Tsuki no Kage, Kage no Umi says:
I'M BEIN' DOUBLE TEAMED!

Melfice Silesius -- "In space... no one can hear you scream..." says:
YES! KENRYOKU MAXIS AND MELFICE COMBINE TO FORM...!

KENMELFYOKU MAXICES!

Tsuki no Kage, Kage no Umi says:
.....NEVER say that again. 0_o

Melfice Silesius -- "In space... no one can hear you scream..." says:
Agreed. It scared me too.

The Kneumatic Pnight

06-23-2006, 01:54 AM

Part Seven

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[June 18, 11:54:46 PM] KittyKat10371: *nods* Hard.
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[June 19, 12:03:36 AM] KittyKat10371: One swallow!
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[June 19, 12:38:07 AM] KittyKat10371: *FLASH!*
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[June 19, 03:46:26 PM] KittyKat10371: *ishit in the face*
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[June 20, 07:05:21 PM] KittyKat10371: I'm hungry...
[June 20, 07:05:22 PM] KittyKat10371: LOYAL!
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[June 20, 09:31:01 PM] KittyKat10371: EAT ME!
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[June 20, 09:59:12 PM] KittyKat10371: He does things of me because I'm easy.
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[June 21, 07:29:36 PM] mesden: *Removes Ecurt's anity*
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[June 21, 09:59:29 PM] KittyKat10371: *touches Loyal*
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[June 21, 10:03:06 PM] loyal2nes: What was the Flare/SK one, then?
[June 21, 10:03:07 PM] KittyKat10371: Soapy!
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[June 22, 01:07:58 PM] KittyKat10371: *chews and swallows*
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[June 22, 01:35:52 PM] KittyKat10371: Wait.. no penis.. So.. I need help!
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[June 22, 01:44:29 PM] KittyKat10371: buttsex for your kids!
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[June 22, 08:41:13 PM] flarecobra: *Gets SK off
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[June 22, 08:45:14 PM] KittyKat10371: I'm gonna do so much to my body when i am 18.
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[June 22, 08:59:54 PM] KittyKat10371: I'M A SLUT!
[June 22, 09:00:01 PM] KittyKat10371: *takes it off*
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[June 23, 01:41:08 AM] Neyo the King: Is Mesden a veggie now?
[June 23, 01:41:12 AM] krylokillian: yes.
[June 23, 01:41:20 AM] mesden: (A very wet one)
[June 23, 01:41:22 AM] KittyKat10371: Eat your veggies.
[June 23, 01:41:24 AM] KittyKat10371: ^^
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[June 23, 01:44:29 AM] CelesJessa87: *waves a fkag*
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[June 23, 01:45:58 AM] CelesJessa87: my Krylo-butt file.
---

Fenris

06-30-2006, 04:04 PM

RickZarber says:
A Grammer appears!
FenrisWolf says:
Grammar. :P
RickZarber says:
>fight
FenrisWolf says:
>Tech
>>Spelling Nazi
RickZarber says:
Spelling Nazi does 100% damage! Grammer defeated!
FenrisWolf says:
*doo doo doo dooooo doo doo doo do doo*
RickZarber says:
*does the wave*
FenrisWolf says:
XD
FenrisWolf says:
Worst... Victory... Pose... Ever.... XD
RickZarber says:
Oh, I could probably do worse.
RickZarber says:
But I don't want to scar you.
FenrisWolf says:
*victory hip thrust*
RickZarber says:
...
RickZarber says:
*victory pants drop*
FenrisWolf says:
You win.
RickZarber says:
*victory leg hump*
FenrisWolf says:
o_O

And....

My collection of Out of Context crap!

____________
Meister says:
*checks in pants*
Meister says:
Yup, longer.
____________
Nikose says:
I groped the mall santa.
____________
Mesden says:
"Hi Mesden." "YOU'RE NOT AS MUCH OF A MEGALOMANIAC AS I AM! HAHAAHAHAHA! I GOT A GUN AND KILLED 57 PEOPLE JUST TO SHOW HOW GOOD I AM AND THEN FORNICATED THEIR CORPSES WITH MY AWESOME POWERS OF BRAVERY!"
____________
Mesden says:
Heh, you say Silly's so good.
____________
CelesJessa says:
*sins you a lullaby*
____________
FenrisWolf says:
The fuckings make it more sincere. d(^.^d)
____________
CelesJessa says:
you were yummy
____________
Mesden says:
*Drinks out of you*
____________
Nikose says:
I STOLE YOUR VIRGINITY! =D
____________
FenrisWolf says:
WE'RE DYING BUDDIES!
____________

BlackMageGirl!

06-30-2006, 10:54 PM

Vash and Abel are both bishounen peeps, for the confused others out there.

Kaelus //~[9 dias] says:
Was I the only one who thought that Abel was excessively similar to Vash?

"Human Genocide mode activated." says:
Uh, no!

"Human Genocide mode activated." says:
He's got Vash ALL OVER him.

"Human Genocide mode activated." says:
...get that yaoi pic out of your mind! >=(

Kaelus //~[9 dias] says:
... ._______________.~~

Kaelus //~[9 dias] says:
Damn you and your mind-reading skills!

"Human Genocide mode activated." says:
XD

pochercoaster

07-01-2006, 06:22 PM

Mooble Marble is MasterOfMagic, justine is me.

Mooble Marble says:
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/35270528/
Mooble Marble says:
f-ing dots
justine says:
looks like saskatchewan
Mooble Marble says:
I so recognize that name, but its not on my list [of artists]
Mooble Marble says:
:(

CHICAGO�lollie

07-01-2006, 11:12 PM

Nikose says:
...SEX ME UP! XD

CHICAGO�lollie says:
*sexes you up*

*IN THE CROTCH*

Nikose says:
XD YAY!

Nikose says:
*ENJOYS!* XD

CHICAGO�lollie says:
*ENJOY GET*

Nikose says:
=D *RETURNS FAVOR!*

Nikose says:
...This TOTALLY counts as Cybering. XD

CHICAGO�lollie says:
This is the silliest session of e-sex ever. 8D

Nikose says:
8D YAY! THIS IS FUN!

CHICAGO�lollie says:
WHOO! ESEX! 8D

Nikose says:
<<
>>
TOTALLY FUN! =D

Nikose says:
...I suspect I will either wing wong this, or make you do it. XD

CHICAGO�lollie says:
You'll make me do your wing wong? 8D
Clearly, we're sex gods.

Flarecobra

07-01-2006, 11:37 PM

Flare's Out Of Context stuff!

Azetheros (6:55:47 PM): Oooh, Twiddy...

KittyKat10371 (8:54:34 PM): I'm a little perv.

TheWizWhoDidIt (12:48:41 PM): I see none but PF can satisfy Mes.

Archmage DB (5:45:07 PM): Krylo just happens to be my gay ass-slave.
KittyKat10371 (5:45:13 PM): Oh! Me too!

Cloud Strife

07-02-2006, 02:12 AM

Kurodude says:
:D!
Lollipop says:
:D!
Kurodude says:
:ninja:
Lollipop says:
:0
Lollipop says:
�D:
Kurodude says:
>:D
Lollipop says:
�D:
Kurodude says:
:O?
Lollipop says:
:D?
Kurodude says:
:D!
Lollipop says:
|:<
Kurodude says:
D:
Lollipop says:
>:D
Kurodude says:
T.T
Lollipop says:
|:<
Kurodude says:
D:
Lollipop says:
:0
Kurodude says:
:D?
Lollipop says:
X0
Lollipop says:
*DEATH*
Kurodude says:
DX
Kurodude says:
*revives*
Lollipop says:
:D!
Kurodude says:
:D!

Flarecobra

07-04-2006, 01:40 PM

TheWizWhoDidIt (11:36:03 AM): Question... is there going to be any time at all in this chat that we EVER discuss 8-Bit Theater?
flarecobra (11:36:06 AM): No
loyal2nes (11:36:09 AM): No, Twiddy. No.
flarecobra (11:36:14 AM): That's just silly.
Kneumatic Pnight (11:36:16 AM): Yes.

CHICAGO�lollie

07-04-2006, 09:07 PM

On this glorious day, Krylo was AIM-Raped by Nikose and CHICAGO�lollie. As such, both members are to be known as the the new Krylo to all/none concerned.

* edited down to the "essentials".

Mesden: SK's MOTHERFUCKING SK!
Nikosetyris1: I don't even know who Karesh is.
Krylo Killian: "It's just... eh... Karesh..."
Nikosetyris1: SK is teh bomb.
Karesh15: You don't have the right to.
KittyKat10371: I get motherfucking?
Nikosetyris1: Lollipop rocks though! RIGHT LOLLIPOP?!?
KittyKat10371: Cool.
clollieman: YES THAT'S RIGHT
Nikosetyris1: *HUG*
clollieman: *YIFFSEX*
Nikosetyris1: *ENJOYS!* =D
Krylo Killian: I'm just going to pretend that I didn't just see furry sex.
clollieman: KILLYKINS YIFF?
AdgharKH: okay i will plz
clollieman: >:C
Krylo Killian: ...No, Chicago. No Yiff.
Nikosetyris1: KILLYKINS YIFFY STUFFS! JOIN!
Nikosetyris1: *pounces on Killikins*
KittyKat10371: ...
Nikosetyris1: =D
KittyKat10371: Um.
clollieman: *DOUBLEPOUNCE*
KittyKat10371: Yeah.
clollieman: YIFFORGY
Krylo Killian: ...Am I being raped?
KittyKat10371: *hides Krylo*
TheWizWhoDidIt: Yes.
Nikosetyris1: NO!=D
Nikosetyris1: Because you LIKE IT! =D
KittyKat10371: None of that!
Krylo Killian: ...Is this what it feels like when I do it to other people?
Krylo Killian: My god! I'm A MONSTER!
clollieman: Yes. 83
Nikosetyris1: ^^
Nikosetyris1: Also, YOU'RE pathetic!
Nikosetyris1: You make MY penis look big!
Nikosetyris1: *slaps then kisses*
Nikosetyris1: *beats happily on Krylo while molesting him*
Nikosetyris1: *has Krylo Tied in a corner to a chair, lapdancing on him*
clollieman: :0
Nikosetyris1: *Bound with leather*
Nikosetyris1: Lollipop! Get teh WHIPS!
clollieman: 80
clollieman: *CRACKCRACK*
Nikosetyris1: It's OUR TURN! =D
KittyKat10371: Um...
Nikosetyris1: Mesden, you want a whip? *offers*
KittyKat10371: Please... stop
Mesden: Nah
clollieman: Never!

And that's the gist of how it happened. 83

IN FACT IT'S SO GOOD I HAD TO MARK THIS ON THE CALENDAR (http://forum.nuklearpower.com/calendar.php?do=getinfo&e=103&day=2006-7-4). Also screw you Krylo, you cheated. XD

QueenQeeko

07-05-2006, 03:50 AM

You are one sad little man.

CHICAGO�lollie

07-05-2006, 07:07 AM

Nikose Tyris

07-05-2006, 10:22 AM

Fenris says:
Hello.
Nik-Nik says:
Hi
Fenris says:
What's up?
Nik-Nik says:
Having Kinky sim-sex With Chicago Lollie.
Nik-Nik says:
What's up with you?
Fenris says:
Nammuch, just had my first day of Driver's Ed.

LIKE IT'S TOTALLY NORMAL. XD

((Second Life. Everyone go there.))

QueenQeeko

07-05-2006, 10:49 AM

In a way, yes! But would I pass up the opportunity on further upping personal pride, knowing that I took part in AIM-rape against the AIM-Rapist/"super amazing and very nice guy who so wouldn't try to get his revenge because he's a totally swell--" moderator of Nuklear Power Forums?

No, I suppose you wouldn't. :P

- - - - -

QueenQeeko: Hi hi
MEDDROS: *HUGS* how are you my good friend?
QueenQeeko: not too bad
QueenQeeko: bit tired and all
MEDDROS: Been running from the police again?
QueenQeeko: yeah, all over town
MEDDROS: WOW. I was just kidding. How did you lose them?

- - - - -

Dragonsbane says:
*gibbers*
QueenQeeko says:
mrr?
Dragonsbane says:
YOU HAVE REDEFINED AWESOMESAUCE!
QueenQeeko says:
How?
Dragonsbane says:
Melfice drawing!
Dragonsbane says:
Henceforth, awesomesauce, previously known as "hot sauce" SHALL BE KNOWN AS QEEKO!
QueenQeeko says:
o.O

Rhiya Ravenwing

07-05-2006, 11:45 PM

[15:30] Rhiya Ravenwing: MIIINE!
[15:31] Rhiya Ravenwing: MES!
[15:31] Silly Kitty: I wanna penis!
[15:31] Raiden sparx: *nods*
[15:31] Rhiya Ravenwing: YOU CAN"T HAVE MY MAN WHORE!
[15:31] Raiden sparx: ...I'm a what?

Mesden

07-06-2006, 04:16 PM

clollieman (4:07:44 PM) has entered the room.
clollieman (4:07:45 PM): I, CHICAGO CURRENCY SYMBOL LOLLIE, HEREBY DECLARE THAT ARCHMAGE DRAGONSBANE IS A PRISSY BITCHBOY.
clollieman (4:07:46 PM) has left the room.
TheDarkNight0333 (4:07:47 PM) has entered the room.
Archmage DB (4:07:52 PM): XD
InbredChoc (4:07:53 PM): You can walk just fine
KittyKat10371 (4:08:02 PM): *hugs the prissy bitchboy*
TheDarkNight0333 (4:08:04 PM) has left the room.
Mesden (4:08:07 PM): XD
Archmage DB (4:08:09 PM): *hugs Kitty*
Mesden (4:08:09 PM): XD
Mesden (4:08:15 PM): DC thought you were talking about him!
KittyKat10371 (4:08:16 PM): I think DC thought I meant him...
KittyKat10371 (4:08:17 PM): >>
KittyKat10371 (4:08:17 PM): <<
KittyKat10371 (4:08:20 PM): .....
KittyKat10371 (4:08:22 PM): DAMMIT MES!

Meister

07-07-2006, 08:01 AM

[14:33] Washi-Sensei - Sakaki Fanboy ^_^: Anyway, I just banned a spammer, and we have this little box where we enter a reason to display to him.
[14:34] Washi-Sensei - Sakaki Fanboy ^_^: I grew curious as to what banned people see when they come here and banned a test account I made a while back.
[14:34] Washi-Sensei - Sakaki Fanboy ^_^: I think you can see where this is going.
[14:36] Washi-Sensei - Sakaki Fanboy ^_^: Well, I logged out, I entered the test account name, entered the password, and clicked "Log in"
[14:37] Washi-Sensei - Sakaki Fanboy ^_^: Now I know what banned people see.
[14:37] Washi-Sensei - Sakaki Fanboy ^_^: And it doesn't include a "log out" button.
[14:37] �$,(255,153,000) �$0�#CHICAGO�#��#adjective �$,0: ... o_O
[14:37] Evil in disguise: Haha
[14:37] Washi-Sensei - Sakaki Fanboy ^_^: I'll wing wong this, I guess, ONCE I GET BACK IN.
[14:37] �$,(255,153,000) �$0�#CHICAGO�#��#adjective �$,0: XD Oh dear.
[14:37] Evil in disguise: Heh
[14:38] Evil in disguise: You pwnd yourself
[14:38] Washi-Sensei - Sakaki Fanboy ^_^: Sooo. Any other mods or admins online?
[14:40] �$,(255,153,000) �$0�#CHICAGO�#��#adjective �$,0: Well, unless you've thought of leaving Shiney a note on AIM or something. :B
[14:41] Evil in disguise: I don't think he's there
[14:41] *** sasamiandroid@hotmail.com ("Kyo, boku wa hentai jya nai") has joined the conversation.
[14:41] Washi-Sensei - Sakaki Fanboy ^_^: She knows, folks. ^^
[14:42] Where in your eyes do you complete me?: *listens to Augen Auf*
[14:42] Washi-Sensei - Sakaki Fanboy ^_^: Nah, I'll just wait. You get logged out after 15 minutes. ^^
[14:42] �$,(255,153,000) �$0�#CHICAGO�#��#adjective �$,0: Psh! That's no fun.
[14:42] Where in your eyes do you complete me?: Hehehe.
[14:42] Washi-Sensei - Sakaki Fanboy ^_^: It's fun enough. :B
[14:42] Where in your eyes do you complete me?: What do I know now?
[14:42] Where in your eyes do you complete me?: *just woke up*
[14:42] Washi-Sensei - Sakaki Fanboy ^_^: My awesome story.
[14:42] Where in your eyes do you complete me?: *...from a half an hour nap* >.<;
[14:42] Where in your eyes do you complete me?: Oh. Heh.
[14:43] Where in your eyes do you complete me?: Then again, I have work late today. So I'm good.
[14:43] Washi-Sensei - Sakaki Fanboy ^_^: shiney's away, krylo's idle so probably not there, and that's it for the mods in my contact list.
[14:43] Evil in disguise: You suck
[14:43] Evil in disguise: I could haxor you in
[14:44] �$,(255,153,000) �$0�#CHICAGO�#��#adjective �$,0: Lies!
[14:44] Washi-Sensei - Sakaki Fanboy ^_^: Any minute now.
[14:44] Where in your eyes do you complete me?: Well, with that piece of wisdom from Odoto-chan...
[14:44] Where in your eyes do you complete me?: He's gone.
[14:45] Washi-Sensei - Sakaki Fanboy ^_^: ... I wonder if the 15 minutes start over if you refresh the site? >_> <_<
[14:45] Where in your eyes do you complete me?: Hmm....
[14:45] Where in your eyes do you complete me?: I wouldn't know. :B
[14:46] Washi-Sensei - Sakaki Fanboy ^_^: I probably should have wondered this before I refreshed it.
[14:46] �$,(255,153,000) �$0�#CHICAGO�#��#adjective �$,0: YOU'LL BE STUCK TEST-BANNED FOREVER. :0
[14:46] �$,(255,153,000) �$0�#CHICAGO�#��#adjective �$,0: ...Or, y'know. You could close the browser.
[14:46] Washi-Sensei - Sakaki Fanboy ^_^: Plan B. Where does Firefox keep the cookies?
[14:46] Where in your eyes do you complete me?: That too.
[14:47] Washi-Sensei - Sakaki Fanboy ^_^: Nope, doesn't work AND NOW I REFRESHED AGAIN DAMMIT
[14:47] Where in your eyes do you complete me?: *blinks* Well, this is turning out quite well.
[14:47] �$,(255,153,000) �$0�#CHICAGO�#��#adjective �$,0: �_�;
[14:47] Where in your eyes do you complete me?: I wonder if it's worth my time to log into AIM?
[14:49] Washi-Sensei - Sakaki Fanboy ^_^: The 15 minutes do start over by the way.
[14:49] �$,(255,153,000) �$0�#CHICAGO�#��#adjective �$,0: XD
[14:49] Where in your eyes do you complete me?: Oh happyfulls. /swt
[14:50] Where in your eyes do you complete me?: Um, well...eventually you'll get it... ._.;
[14:52] Evil in disguise: Meister, next time you're curious, don't do it
[14:52] Washi-Sensei - Sakaki Fanboy ^_^: Man over machine, guys. Man over machine.

The Kneumatic Pnight

07-07-2006, 04:21 PM

[July 07, 04:17:01 PM] FencerShinryuu: The person below this line is now 3 times smaller
[July 07, 04:17:14 PM] *** NewBallsOfRaiden has joined the chat.
[July 07, 04:17:19 PM] KittyKat10371: XD
[July 07, 04:17:19 PM] *** Raidensparx has joined the chat.

Krylo

07-07-2006, 10:20 PM

AdgharKH: *puts DBS in a trash can*
DeathByStab: Sweet!
DeathByStab: dinner!
DeathByStab: later
DeathByStab has left the room.

Rhiya Ravenwing

07-10-2006, 04:01 AM

[19:46] Silly Kitty: Eat yourself!
[19:46] Krylo Killian: *eats himself*

Arhra

07-10-2006, 09:40 AM

Well, I finally got around to offloading my old quote pile. I hope the first one isn't too long.

Archmage DB: ATTENTION!
Archmage DB: Human race!
Archmage DB: You all need to die.
Archmage DB: You all need to fucking die
Archmage DB: You filthy, sex-obsessed, cloud-minded scum.
Archmage DB: Favoring people simply because of their gender or popularity
Archmage DB: I wish you would all die right now, and burn forever until your
souls turned to ash and your disgusting consciousnesses vanished forever.
Archmage DB: may the black void of nothingness consume you, your lies, your
works, and this whole godforsaken universe
Archmage DB: Religion, science, reality, all of these things are lies as we
perceive them, truths you are unworthy to behold
Archmage DB: Your very perception of them stains them
Archmage DB: Burn, burn in hell.
Archmage DB: All of you except Mesden
Archmage DB: I'm not joking, either
KittyKat10371: *shoots DB*
Kneumatic Pnight: Wow, impressive.
Archmage DB: *kills SK*
Archmage DB: *kills KP*
KittyKat10371: *doesn't die*
Archmage DB: *kills ALL of them*
KittyKat10371: I wouldn't go to hell anyway, DB...
Kneumatic Pnight: Almost as impressive as Bush's speeches.
Archmage DB: Yes you would, Kitty
Kneumatic Pnight: Almost.
KittyKat10371: How so?
Archmage DB: there's no such thing as heaven
KittyKat10371: Yes there is.
Archmage DB: Humans aren't worthy of paradise
Archmage DB: Especially you
Archmage DB: Spoiled brat
KittyKat10371: ...
Archmage DB: Good, that's better.
KittyKat10371: *hugs KP* Rawr!
Arhra213: Wait, did you say sex?
Kneumatic Pnight: Wait, why would you care what DB said? Have we
started to listen to him now, or what?
Archmage DB: No, Arhra.
Archmage DB: No sex.
Archmage DB: Ever
Archmage DB: the human race needs to die and nevermore sow its seeds
Arhra213: Why do you think I'd want to have sex with you?
Archmage DB: Why do you assume I was saying "no sex with me",
rather than "no sex with anyone"?
Arhra213: Well you seem to have some obsession about it
Archmage DB: Sex with you?
Archmage DB: Arhra, while I admit you are a fine-ass woman, you're not my type
Arhra213: You're the one who started going on about sex!
Archmage DB: Arhra, I mentioned it in a specific way, and that part was true
Archmage DB: ...now bend over, baby
Arhra213: DB is obsessed with sex!

Arhra213: Dance monkeys! Dance!
Arhra213: Bah, stupid monkeys
Raiden sparx: monkeys
Arhra213: Yes
Arhra213: Now dance
Arhra213: Or caper if you will
Raiden sparx: *PUNCH*
Mesden left the room.
Raiden sparx: .....
Raiden sparx: I hit Arhra so hard, Mes left.
Arhra213: Actually, you hit Mesden
Arhra213: you bastard
Raiden sparx: No I didn't.
Raiden sparx: If I had, she would have responded.
Arhra213: You knocked her out
Raiden sparx: NO!
Arhra213: Denial eh?
Raiden sparx: No denial.
Raiden sparx: If I hit her, she'd tell me.
Arhra213: Suuuuure

Darthlord Ragnos: WoooOOOoooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo
Arhra213: The fuzz!
***Arhra213 dives out a window

Karesh15: If I watch an episode and a half of Csi can i perform complex
Operations?
Arhra213: You can botch complex operations
Karesh15: Can i laugh?
Arhra213: No, that makes it murder

Flarecobra

07-11-2006, 08:45 PM

Remind you of a certan cartoon duo?

flarecobra (6:35:20 PM): Kp
Kneumatic Pnight (6:35:21 PM): So... GOOD JOB! d(^ ^d)
flarecobra (6:35:26 PM): Shuddup
Kneumatic Pnight (6:35:29 PM): No.
flarecobra (6:35:31 PM): Yes
Kneumatic Pnight (6:35:33 PM): No.
flarecobra (6:35:34 PM): Yes
Kneumatic Pnight (6:35:36 PM): No.
flarecobra (6:35:41 PM): *Lick*
flarecobra (6:35:43 PM): Yes
Kneumatic Pnight (6:35:47 PM): o.O
Kneumatic Pnight (6:35:49 PM): NO!
Kneumatic Pnight (6:36:11 PM): ...damnit, now I don't have anything to say...
flarecobra (6:36:12 PM): KP, I'm a 6-year vet of the forums. No
Kneumatic Pnight (6:36:14 PM): << >>
Kneumatic Pnight (6:36:29 PM): Well, as long as you agree with me.
flarecobra (6:36:39 PM): ........
flarecobra (6:36:42 PM): DAMNIT KP!
flarecobra (6:36:47 PM): *Stab*
Kneumatic Pnight (6:36:48 PM): XD

Fenris

07-12-2006, 06:35 PM

[18:21] CelesJessa87: I made something. =D
[18:22] npfenris: Ooh?
[18:22] npfenris: Whatzat?
[18:22] CelesJessa87: http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/204/b/5/House_arrest_by_heise.jpg (http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/204/b/5/House_arrest_by_heise.jpg)
[18:22] CelesJessa87: er
[18:22] CelesJessa87: wait not!
[18:22] CelesJessa87: no!
[18:22] CelesJessa87: that's not it
[18:22] CelesJessa87: wong link

Nikose Tyris

07-12-2006, 08:56 PM

NPFenris (9:51:23 PM): *kneetothecrotch*
Nikosetyris1 (9:51:28 PM): Ow. My Privates.
Nikosetyris1 (9:51:37 PM): I do beleive you've caused one to recede inside of me.
Nikosetyris1 (9:51:49 PM): My, that Does sting, quite severely I might add.
NPFenris (9:51:52 PM): XD
Nikosetyris1 (9:51:55 PM): ^^

BlackMageGirl!

07-13-2006, 02:15 AM

Don't under any circumstances...leave me and SephirothSama alone together. This is the result.

Sasami Android (2:08:01 AM): Yay space music!
Sasami Android (2:08:11 AM): *focks out*
DanielleSephy (2:08:14 AM): XD
Sasami Android (2:08:14 AM): ....*rocks
DanielleSephy (2:08:15 AM): XD
DanielleSephy (2:08:15 AM): XD
DanielleSephy (2:08:16 AM): XD
DanielleSephy (2:08:17 AM): XD
DanielleSephy (2:08:22 AM): *focks out too*
Sasami Android (2:08:25 AM): WHAT THE HELL IS FOCKS????
DanielleSephy (2:08:33 AM): I HAVE NO IDEA!
DanielleSephy (2:08:34 AM): XD
Sasami Android (2:08:37 AM): XD
Sasami Android (2:08:37 AM): XD
Sasami Android (2:08:38 AM): XD
Sasami Android (2:08:39 AM): XD
Sasami Android (2:08:43 AM): FOCK ON!
Sasami Android (2:08:44 AM): XD
DanielleSephy (2:08:48 AM): FOCK OFF?
DanielleSephy (2:08:49 AM): XD
Sasami Android (2:08:51 AM): TOTALLY FOCK!
DanielleSephy (2:09:04 AM): FOCK YOUR SOCks o...wait...
DanielleSephy (2:09:08 AM): Nevermind....
DanielleSephy (2:09:10 AM): <<
DanielleSephy (2:09:10 AM): >>
Sasami Android (2:09:10 AM): XD
Sasami Android (2:09:12 AM): WOW.

Sasami Android (2:21:25 AM): OH WELL DARN THEN.
DanielleSephy (2:21:30 AM): XD
DanielleSephy (2:21:36 AM): *teef*
DanielleSephy (2:21:42 AM): You on aim?
DanielleSephy (2:21:47 AM): Er... MSN?
Sasami Android (2:21:47 AM): .....
DanielleSephy (2:21:50 AM): XD
Sasami Android (2:21:55 AM): No Sephy. I'm not on AIM.
Sasami Android (2:22:03 AM): XD

CHICAGO�lollie

07-13-2006, 02:33 AM

Kurodude says:
GOODNIGHT YIFFABLE PRINCE

Lollipop says:
FAREWELL

Lollipop says:
*YIFF*

Kurodude says:
O_O

Lollipop says:
83

Kurodude says:
Y'know, I do believe that would prove that I have a bit of a fur inside.

Kurodude says:
...

Kurodude says:

NOT LIKE THAT

Death by Stabbing

07-13-2006, 10:58 PM

FencerShinryuu: Shut the hell up Krylo and keep tryintg to suck your own dick.
TheWizWhoDidIt: It sucks?
Krylo Killian: I hurt my back earlier.
Krylo Killian: I'm letting it rest.
DeathByStab: try taking out some ribs
Krylo Killian: I don't have a hacksaw handing.
Krylo Killian: hangy*
Krylo Killian: handy
Krylo Killian: JESUS
flarecobra: Remove your spine for a bit....
KittyKat10371: hangy..
Krylo Killian: *leaves in shame*
flarecobra: Ok.
Arhra213: Become an invertebrate
flarecobra: *Hugs Krylo* Hey, it's ok......
flarecobra: I do it all the time ^_^
FencerShinryuu: Hangy is like saying he's limp.
KittyKat10371: No it isn't!
Krylo Killian: ...But that just means I'm like you...
KittyKat10371: IT ISN'T OKAY!
Krylo Killian: Which makes it EVEN WORSE
Krylo Killian: *Harakiri*
KittyKat10371: Krylo fails.
DeathByStab: but what's "Handing" then?
TheWizWhoDidIt: ...
KittyKat10371: Fails hard.
TheWizWhoDidIt: Krylo failed?
TheWizWhoDidIt: Ah mon dieu.
flarecobra: Yeah...
FencerShinryuu: Flare: Remember, Krylo needs to be better than us. BETTER.
DeathByStab: we need to record this for postarity
PyrosNine: Posterity?
FencerShinryuu: Without superiority to support it, his skull caves in.
DeathByStab: yeah that
Krylo Killian: It's true. I have no brain in there to help hold it up.
DeathByStab: yeah but what would the skull crush there's nothing in there?
PyrosNine: It would crush a beetle.
DeathByStab: Ah
Krylo Killian: Nothing... but it would make me look less pretty.
FencerShinryuu: Nah, you do, it's just the explosive decompression turns it into a fine mist.
AdgharKH has entered the room.
AdgharKH: I missed it, didn't I.
AdgharKH: I MISSED IT, DIDN'T I!!!
Mesden: Yes
DeathByStab: Yup
AdgharKH: Okay.
KittyKat10371: Yes.
PyrosNine: You missed everything.

Fenris

07-14-2006, 06:23 PM

Sithdarth Sidous: You could jester rudely
NPFenris: Gesture.
Sithdarth Sidous: Or make funny noises
Kneumatic Pnight: t(^ ^)t
TheWhizWhoDidIt: ^^
Kneumatic Pnight: >> <<
Sithdarth Sidous: You are missing the point
NPFenris: JEEZ SITH! I thought you were some type of computer or somethin'.
TheWhizWhoDidIt: KP loves me.
Mesden: *Kicks KP in the t's*
Kneumatic Pnight: T.T
Raiden sparx: God, finally.
Kneumatic Pnight: Owwie.
Mesden: *And the T's*
Raiden sparx: I finished that MA style.
Sithdarth Sidous: I used jester because KP is totally funny
Kneumatic Pnight: ;_;
Kneumatic Pnight: OWWIE!
NPFenris: Sure you did.
Mesden: *And the semicolons*
Kneumatic Pnight: D=
TheWhizWhoDidIt: *hugs Mes*
Mesden: *And the D's*
Kneumatic Pnight: OWWIE!
Kneumatic Pnight: )=
TheWhizWhoDidIt: You can stop now...
Mesden: *And the Parentheses*
Kneumatic Pnight: }=
Sithdarth Sidous: *steals everything Mes kicks*
Mesden: *And the...{'s }'s*
Kneumatic Pnight: ]=
Raiden sparx: Abused Anathema Style, GO!
Mesden: *AND THE BRACKETS*
DeathByStab: ok food time...I'll be back
Kneumatic Pnight: =C
Mesden: ...*And the C's*
TheWhizWhoDidIt: How many does he have?
Kneumatic Pnight: =<
Mesden: I dunno
Mesden: *And the greater than and less than signs*
Raiden sparx: I love my Fists of the Furious Anathema charm!
Sithdarth Sidous: Steal the = already
Raiden sparx: Though Paying of Dues is fun, too.
Mesden: No
NPFenris: Those are the eyes.
Kneumatic Pnight: *sad*
TheWhizWhoDidIt: That's not fun.
Mesden: *And the Sad*
Kneumatic Pnight: *cry*
Mesden: *And any other word expressing dismay*
Raiden sparx: What's not fun, Twid?
Sithdarth Sidous: Er wait kick the =
Kneumatic Pnight: *hurt*
TheWhizWhoDidIt: Taking away the eyes.
Raiden sparx: Ah.
Mesden: HURT IS SHOWING DISMAY!
Kneumatic Pnight: Or pain!
Kneumatic Pnight: YOU KEEP KICKING ME!!
Mesden: *And the asteriks*
Kneumatic Pnight: IT HURTS!!
NPFenris: XD
Kneumatic Pnight: /me hurts.
TheWhizWhoDidIt: XD
Mesden: *And the slashes*
Kneumatic Pnight: I hurt...
Mesden: *And the...words*
TheWhizWhoDidIt: XD
Raiden sparx: There's no one to brag about my Martial Art style to...
Raiden sparx: DAMNATION!
TheWhizWhoDidIt: She's got ya beat.
Raiden sparx: *walks off in a huff*
Mesden: NO!
Mesden: HE'LL SHOW DISMAY WITH PUNCTUATION!
Mesden: !.!
Sithdarth Sidous: I'm still stuck at creating a title for my exalted
Mesden: Crying
TheWhizWhoDidIt: XD
TheWhizWhoDidIt: I've never seen that one.
Kneumatic Pnight: ... .- -.. -. . ... ...
Mesden: I just made it up >.>
TheWhizWhoDidIt: XD
Mesden: *AND THE MORSE CODE*
NPFenris: XD
TheWhizWhoDidIt: KP so wins.
Mesden: *AND THE BINARY*
Mesden: *AND THE TRINARY*
Raiden sparx: Mechanical Dreamwork of the Ingenious Craftsman
Mesden: *AND THE...NUMBERS*
NPFenris: Just steal the keyboard.
NPFenris: Er, kick.
Mesden: I think I got 'em
NPFenris: KP.
Mesden: As long as he's not going all
Sithdarth Sidous: I was thinking more of something reflecting his
hypersonic nature
Mesden: !.!
NPFenris: �_�
Raiden sparx: Ah.
NPFenris: It shows a little sadness.
TheWhizWhoDidIt: Sonic?
TheWhizWhoDidIt: Super Sonic?
TheWhizWhoDidIt: The Hedgehog?
NPFenris: No.
NPFenris: Sure.
Raiden sparx: Mechanical Deviation of the Atmospheric Physical Barriers.
NPFenris: Whynot.
Raiden sparx: I dunno.
Raiden sparx: I'm getting fancy here.
Mesden: ALRIGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTYY YYYYYYYYYYY!
Mesden: I finally beat KP!
TheWhizWhoDidIt: *hugs Mes* Woo!^^
Mesden: *Kicks KP in the exclamation points*
Mesden: Just in case
TheWhizWhoDidIt: *hugs with liking and stuff*
Mesden: d(^ ^d)
Raiden sparx: Mechanical Advertiser of the Upper Atmosphere's Majesty
KPisSad: has joined the chat
TheWhizWhoDidIt: ^_^
NPFenris: XD
TheWhizWhoDidIt: XD
NPFenris: KP wins.
NPFenris: So hard.
TheWhizWhoDidIt: So very hard.

Mike McC

07-14-2006, 07:01 PM

(18:52:19) InbredChoc: Okay Mes, do you want me to just finish the sprites Raiden started? Or shall I make an entire new set?
(18:53:26) FencerShinryuu: IC sucks at making new sets.
(18:53:31) FencerShinryuu: He never finishes them.
(18:53:33) FencerShinryuu: Ever.
(18:53:37) InbredChoc: Huh? What?
(18:53:43) InbredChoc: I... oh....
(18:53:46) InbredChoc: well.....
(18:53:48) InbredChoc: fuck....

(Just a Note: I asked IC to do sprites for me back in Feburary or March. And still haven't gotten them.)

Krylo

07-15-2006, 01:23 AM

Not really funny, but sometimes I just feel the need to post things like this...

CelesJessa87: sorry
CelesJessa87: we can keep going if you want
Krylo Killian: No no... that's fine. I guess you just finish faster than me.
CelesJessa87: Well we can keep going until you finish
Krylo Killian: Nah. It's too late now. I'm just not into it anymore.
CelesJessa87: I'm sorry. We'll make sure you're done next time we do this
Krylo Killian: Alright.
Krylo Killian: *cuddle*

Rhiya Ravenwing

07-15-2006, 02:21 AM

[18:06] Archmage DB: Mes, will you squeegie my soul?
[18:06] Mesden: *Does so*
[18:06] *** TheMajorOfBlood has left the chat.
[18:06] Mesden: There
[18:06] Kneumatic Pnight: ...
[18:06] Kneumatic Pnight: That came off of his soul?
[18:06] Mesden: Yeah...
[18:06] Mesden: Nasty...
[18:06] Kneumatic Pnight: That's kinda' creepy that you have major blood on your soul, DB.

Dragonsbane

07-19-2006, 05:29 PM

The movie in question. Note, Kardin is BLATANTLY WRONG, this is mostly worksafe.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQCHehC5MU8&search=AMV%20Hell%20Championship%20Edition

The Kerbil says:
This is like, 70% hardcore hentai.
Dragonsbane says:
that one song?
The Kerbil says:
This WHOLE thing.
Dragonsbane says:
...the hell?
Dragonsbane says:
Hardcore hentai has vaginas
Dragonsbane says:
and tentacles
Dragonsbane says:
I see neither
The Kerbil says:
Guh, whatever.
Dragonsbane says:
you SURE you're watching the right movie?
The Kerbil says:
There's a shit load of sex.
Dragonsbane says:
where?
The Kerbil says:
WTF
The Kerbil says:
The cats from sailor moon. -_-\
The Kerbil says:
That's not right.
Dragonsbane says:
They like to move it, move it
The Kerbil says:
...Cock trees. -_-
Dragonsbane says:
Oh, that song
Dragonsbane says:
Well, dicks don't grow on trees

QueenQeeko

07-19-2006, 05:55 PM

QueenQeeko says:
THE PAIN!! DDD:
CHICAGO�lollie says:
I TOLD YOU TO STOP DOING STUFF. D:
QueenQeeko says:
I HAD TO. O:
CHICAGO�lollie says:
NOT. HAPPY. JAN. >:C
QueenQeeko says:
D:

Dragonsbane

07-20-2006, 07:13 PM

KittyKat10371: You only love me!
KittyKat10371: With love!
Krylo Killian: ...And genitalia?
KittyKat10371: Maybe on the weekends..

**LATER**

KittyKat10371: Where did Mes go?
Archmage DB: Inside you
KittyKat10371: No, that was Krylo
KittyKat10371: >>
KittyKat10371: <<
Archmage DB: XD

[edit] **LATER**

Krylo Killian: No. -I- love you.
Krylo Killian: Now come have sex with me.
KittyKat10371: Okay! ^^

[edit2] **STILL LATER**

SK finally admits it.

[this portion omitted to protect SK's, admittedly lacking, honor]

Mike McC

07-21-2006, 04:30 PM

(16:12:55) Sithdarth Sidous: *hops into KP's pants to explore the wondrous universe contained within*

mammothtank

07-21-2006, 06:23 PM

Just for clarification, I'm Rune.
[19:06] Rune of All Trades: Yar!
[19:06] Fenris: Yar?
[19:06] Rune of All Trades: Arr.
[19:06] Fenris: Indeed.
[19:06] Rune of All Trades: *nod*
[19:08] Fenris: Yep.
[19:08] Rune of All Trades: Uh-huh.
[19:08] Fenris: Quite.
[19:09] Rune of All Trades: You got it.
[19:09] Fenris: How true.
[19:09] Rune of All Trades: Of course.
[19:09] Fenris: Absolutely.
[19:09] Rune of All Trades: Duh!
[19:09] Fenris: No shit!
[19:09] Rune of All Trades: Really!
[19:09] Fenris: Way to go, Sherlock!
[19:10] Rune of All Trades: Seriously!
[19:10] Fenris: ... Yar.
[19:10] Rune of All Trades: Yar.
[19:10] Fenris: Yar?
[19:10] Rune of All Trades: Arr.
[19:10] Fenris: Indeed.
[19:10] Rune of All Trades: *nod*
[19:11] Fenris: Now wingwong that, bitch.
[19:11] Fenris: >.>
[19:11] Fenris: <.<
[19:11] Rune of All Trades: Make me.
[19:11] Rune of All Trades: Bitch.
[19:11] Fenris: Fine.
[19:11] Fenris: *poke*
[19:11] Rune of All Trades: >.<
[19:11] Rune of All Trades: Fine!
[19:11] Rune of All Trades: Geez!
[19:11] Rune of All Trades: You didn't have to shout!
[19:11] Fenris: I'm sorry.
[19:11] Rune of All Trades: S'alright.

Rhiya Ravenwing

07-22-2006, 02:01 AM

[16:41] Rhiya Ravenwing: is this the pyros that isn't hurting as much? or the crazy nein?
[16:42] pyrosnine: In the ARPY?
[16:42] Rhiya Ravenwing: yes
[16:42] pyrosnine: Tis the Pyros who internal monologues alot.
[16:42] Rhiya Ravenwing: awww
[16:42] Rhiya Ravenwing: not the crazy one!
[16:42] Rhiya Ravenwing: damn
[16:42] * Rhiya Ravenwing sulks away
[16:42] pyrosnine: The crazy one's on vacation.
[16:42] Rhiya Ravenwing: ah
[16:42] Rhiya Ravenwing: yellowjackets?
[16:42] pyrosnine: They hurt.
[16:42] Rhiya Ravenwing: or more sinister things?
[16:43] pyrosnine: There are more sinister things than YellowJackets?
[16:43] Rhiya Ravenwing: well... yeah
[16:43] pyrosnine: There's still one in my house too...
[16:43] Rhiya Ravenwing: like... the end of the world could be one :P
[16:43] Rhiya Ravenwing: oooh nasty
[16:43] pyrosnine: IT's STALKING ME!
[16:43] Rhiya Ravenwing: XD
[16:43] Rhiya Ravenwing: got your fly spray 'n' stuff out?
[16:43] pyrosnine: Ha! I've done one better!
[16:44] pyrosnine: I've got a can of body odor spray, and a lighter!
[16:44] Rhiya Ravenwing: what, barricaded yourself in your room and vowing never to come out again?
[16:44] Rhiya Ravenwing: ah
[16:44] Rhiya Ravenwing: XD
[16:44] Rhiya Ravenwing: XDXDXD
[16:44] Rhiya Ravenwing: XDXDXDXD
[16:44] Rhiya Ravenwing: insta fireball!
[16:44] Rhiya Ravenwing: wouldn't your parents mind about the scorched paint?
[16:44] pyrosnine: Insta crispy Bees!
[16:44] pyrosnine: Maybe.,
[16:44] pyrosnine: But i've also barricaded myself in my room and vowed to never come out again.
[16:45] Rhiya Ravenwing: ah
[16:45] pyrosnine: They'll never get into my fortress of pillows!
[16:45] Rhiya Ravenwing: yeah!
[16:45] Rhiya Ravenwing: that works ALL the time!
[16:45] Rhiya Ravenwing: except against grizzly bears
[16:45] pyrosnine: Which I've used to plug all the holes in the door so the yellowjacket won't get in either.
[16:45] Rhiya Ravenwing: ah
[16:45] pyrosnine: Damn...Grizzly Bears?
[16:46] Rhiya Ravenwing: kidding. don't you get them there?
[16:46] pyrosnine: Never thought of that one...I feel so unprotected!
[16:46] pyrosnine: I was a fool to think my shields were impenetrable!
[16:46] Rhiya Ravenwing: enlist the aid of the army!
[16:46] pyrosnine: Now, I must tear down and rebuild again, becauze NC is Grizzly country!
[16:46] Rhiya Ravenwing: that'll keep almost ANYTHING out... except for terrorists
[16:46] pyrosnine: Feh, terroists can't keep terrorists out.
[16:47] pyrosnine: And Theoretically, I AM a terrorist.
[16:47] Rhiya Ravenwing: *gasp* A CONSPIRACY!
[16:47] pyrosnine: Or at least that's what some people say about me when I set fire to everything in sight.
[16:47] pyrosnine: It tends to cause....TERROR!
[16:47] pyrosnine: DUN DUN DUNNN!
[16:47] Rhiya Ravenwing: .... maybe the yellowjackets are actually the secret biologically-modified agents of the US army!
[16:48] pyrosnine: *GASP!*
[16:48] Rhiya Ravenwing: ZOMG@
[16:48] Rhiya Ravenwing: ZOMG!!!!!
[16:48] pyrosnine: THE FOOLS! Do they think themselves gods!
[16:48] pyrosnine: What's next....METAL GEAR YELLOWJACKET?
[16:49] pyrosnine: Or...SUPER NINJA YELLOWJACKET ZOMBIES!
[16:49] pyrosnine: That can travel through space!
[16:49] Rhiya Ravenwing: ZOMG!
[16:49] pyrosnine: on cyborg hippos!
[16:49] Rhiya Ravenwing: WE'RE ALL DOOMED!
[16:49] pyrosnine: That's it. I'm building up my wall again with something even stronger!
[16:49] pyrosnine: LIES!
[16:50] Rhiya Ravenwing: XD!
[16:50] Rhiya Ravenwing: Lies are the way to go!
[16:50] pyrosnine: I"m simply going to say I have a wall, and hope they believe it!
[16:51] Rhiya Ravenwing: yeah!
[16:51] pyrosnine: And I'll also lie that it has lazers and an army of Irate Dwarves protecting it too!
[16:51] Rhiya Ravenwing: but... keep the pillows
[16:51] pyrosnine: But then what will I use to decorate my bed like those weird people on HGTV...?
[16:52] pyrosnine: Or that one guy from the 40 year old virgin...
[16:52] pyrosnine: I saw it, and I must emulate it!
[16:52] Rhiya Ravenwing: .... the scorched bodies of your victims!
[16:52] pyrosnine: ....That just might work...

Sometimes I wonder if my words fuel the destruction of the African orphans' parents.

Krylo

07-22-2006, 10:25 PM

Krylo Killian: *has dirty sex with someone*
TheWizWhoDidIt: *splinters into pieces*

Either I'm just THAT big or he's THAT tight.

...Probably the latter

Edit:

Fifthfiend reveals his fetish.

Nails McCabe: You cut a hole in the live eight-year-old
Nails McCabe: let it go a little bad
Nails McCabe: toss some maggots on that
Nails McCabe: and then get on that action.

Death by Stabbing

07-23-2006, 10:49 PM

KittyKat10371: STOP IT!
KittyKat10371: STOP!
KittyKat10371: STOP STOP STOP!
KittyKat10371: /).(\
DeathByStab: STOP in the name of love!
TheWizWhoDidIt: XD
Krylo Killian: Before you breaaaak my heart!
Krylo Killian: *duets*
KittyKat10371: Heheheh
TheWizWhoDidIt: It's even more amusing that Krylo continued it.
NPFenris: A krylo/DBS singing duo.
KittyKat10371: So true.
NPFenris: YOU COULD MAKE MONIES!
DeathByStab: Yeah but Krylo would gradually steal my half...

Dragonsbane

07-24-2006, 07:24 PM

Archmage DB: *moves Kitty onto Loyal*
KittyKat10371: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
KittyKat10371: Fuck!
Archmage DB: EXACTLY!

BlackMageGirl!

07-24-2006, 09:02 PM

Okay okay. Sanbai was talking about anime and Sephy decided to throw a few words in. Sanbai is Bishonen goodness, I'm Wingless and Sephy is Sephy.

Bishonen goodness!!!! says:
SIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bishonen goodness!!!! says:
GUESS WHAT???!!

"Wingless" says:
I know enough to wish I didn't.

"Wingless" says:
WHAT?????

Bishonen goodness!!!! says:
I

Bishonen goodness!!!! says:
GOT

Bishonen goodness!!!! says:
THE

SephirothSama says:
GET

SephirothSama says:
YOUR

SephirothSama says:
ASSES

Bishonen goodness!!!! says:
NEXT

SephirothSama says:
ON!

Bishonen goodness!!!! says:
OURAN

Bishonen goodness!!!! says:
HOST

Bishonen goodness!!!! says:
CLUB

Bishonen goodness!!!! says:
EPISODE!

"Wingless" says:
.....

"Wingless" says:
*wing wongs*

Dragonsbane

07-24-2006, 10:12 PM

KittyKat10371: *shows Ecurt her penis*
KittyKat10371: Ecurt gave me a penis..
KittyKat10371: *penis gets hard* DAMMIT!
batgirlsprodegy2: oh...
batgirlsprodegy2: penis!
KittyKat10371: *stomps around*

Fifthfiend

07-24-2006, 10:42 PM

Oh man Krylo, you want to know what my fetish is, I've got you right here:

Nails McCabe: Hey I've got one for you SK.
Nails McCabe: Mime being banned!
KittyKat10371: ...
KittyKat10371: STOP BANNING ME!~
KittyKat10371: You have been banned for the following reason:Your anguish brings me joy.
Karesh15: ...
KittyKat10371: LOOK!
TheWizWhoDidIt: XD
NPFenris has entered the room.
Karesh15: XD
KittyKat10371: STOP IT!
Nails McCabe: SO BANNED!

aaaaaaand again!

bellerussian: so I take it that Nails McCabe is Fifth?
TheWizWhoDidIt: Yup.
AdgharKH: He's banned SK like four times now.
TheWizWhoDidIt: Five.
TheWizWhoDidIt: No... four. You're right.
KittyKat10371: Three.
TheWizWhoDidIt: I think it's at four now.
AdgharKH has left the room.
KittyKat10371: Fifth.. better not ban me again!
KittyKat10371: It was three..
Nails McCabe: Nah, I'm pretty sure it was four.
TheWizWhoDidIt: Dunno.
TheWizWhoDidIt: 3 yesterday and one today...
TheWizWhoDidIt: Pretty sure.
KittyKat10371: Three yesterday?
KittyKat10371: I only got two and then I was unplugged.
Nails McCabe: Okay then, if you insist.
Nails McCabe: Now it's four!
Nails McCabe: BANNED!
KittyKat10371: .....
KittyKat10371: NO!
KittyKat10371: YOU BANNED ME!
KittyKat10371: AGAIN!?
TheWizWhoDidIt: I really do think, at this point, Fifth'll ban you all night long...
KittyKat10371: NO!
KittyKat10371: STOP BANNING ME!

And again!

TheWizWhoDidIt: He's banned SK some six times now...
Nails McCabe: Oh yeah.
Nails McCabe: Banning SK is AWESOME!
NPFenris: XD
KittyKat10371: IT WASN'T 6!
Nails McCabe: ...
KittyKat10371: ....
KittyKat10371: Wait, shit.
KittyKat10371: It was 6.
TheWizWhoDidIt: XD
Kneumatic Pnight: XD
KittyKat10371: Not.. really.
NPFenris: XD
Kneumatic Pnight: Good job, kit kat!
Karesh15: XD
Kneumatic Pnight: d(^ ^d)
Nails McCabe: Hey SK
Nails McCabe: IT IS NOW!
KittyKat10371: ...............
KittyKat10371: STOP IT!
NPFenris: *hugs SK*
TheWizWhoDidIt: XD
KittyKat10371: WHY!
Nails McCabe: HAHAHAHAHA!
TheWizWhoDidIt: *hugs SK*
KittyKat10371: NO!
NPFenris: Fifht, you're making SK cry.
TheWizWhoDidIt: *snickering*
Nails McCabe: EXACTLY
KittyKat10371: UNBAN ME!
Nails McCabe: Isn't it GREAT?
NPFenris: That's horrible!
Archmage DB: *gently hugs SK, petting her hair*
KittyKat10371: UNBAN ME NOW!
NPFenris: Now!
Archmage DB: Fifth, unban her.
Nails McCabe: Oh man, it doesn't stop being fun!
TheWizWhoDidIt: What's the reason?
KittyKat10371: You have been banned for the following reason:It's 6 now!

And again and again and again!

KittyKat10371: 7 TIMES!
NPFenris: Fuck you.
KittyKat10371: FIFTH!
KittyKat10371: 7!
NPFenris: Die.
KittyKat10371: You have been banned for the following reason:For violating the Emancipation Proclamation!
NPFenris: XD

Oh man, now that's what fifthy likes.

The Kneumatic Pnight

07-24-2006, 10:46 PM

[July 24, 10:39:41 PM] KittyKat10371: Wow.. I'm in YET ANOTHER STUPID WING WONG!

It's like it says what I feel.

Fenris

07-26-2006, 12:27 AM

npfenris: Hey!
MFIDFMMF: Why Hello there!
npfenris: How are you this fine fine night>
npfenris: *?
MFIDFMMF: Doing well!
npfenris: Good to hear!
MFIDFMMF: IT IS!
MFIDFMMF: Especially for me!
npfenris: Absolutely!
npfenris: 10 minutes!
MFIDFMMF: Until WHAT?
npfenris: My birthday!
MFIDFMMF: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
npfenris: WHY THANK YOU!
MFIDFMMF: YOU ARE VERY WELCOME!
MFIDFMMF: TIME IS CLOSING IN.
npfenris: 3 MINUTES.
npfenris: I CAN HARDLY WAIT.
npfenris: I FEEL LIKE A PIXEL WITH ALL THIS CAPS.
MFIDFMMF: CAPITAL LETTERS SHAME OTHERS AND MAKE YOU MORE INTELLIGENT.
npfenris: ABSOLUTELY.
npfenris: 1 MINUTE.
npfenris: I FEEL THE JOY SWELLING INSIDE ME.
MFIDFMMF: THE HOUR OF REBIRTH DRAWS NEAR.
npfenris: SOON, ALL SHALL WALLOW IN MY GORY.
MFIDFMMF: AND I AM HERE TO SHARE IT WITH YOU.
npfenris: FOR MY GLORY IS A STICKY SUBSTANCE.
npfenris: HUZZAH.
npfenris: VICTOLY IS MINE.
MFIDFMMF: INTERNET FRIENDS UNITE ANOTHER HAS JOINED OUR RANKS.
npfenris: GLORY TO THE EMPIRE.
MFIDFMMF: WHILE THE ENEMIES OF THE IMPERIUM STILL DRAW BREATH, THERE CAN BE NO PEACE.
npfenris: INDEED, COMMODORE DFM.
MFIDFMMF: HAVE THE GUARD HOLD THEIR POSITIONS ALONG THE FORWARD LINE UNTIL THAT INFERNAL CHAPTER CAN BE BOTHERED TO SHOW THEIR COWARDLY FACES.
npfenris: SEND THE IMPOSTORS AROUND ON THE FLANK, AND ATTACK FROM THE REAR.
MFIDFMMF: INQUISITOR TARUS, HAVE YOU YET MADE YOUR REPORT? CHAOS IS HEAVILY ENTRENCHED.
npfenris: INDED I HAVE.
npfenris: EMPEROR PHALICE WAS QUITE PLEASED.
MFIDFMMF: EXCELLENT. SIGNAL THE MEN. ONCE THE MARINES DROP FROM THE SKY WE WILL BEGIN THE FORWARD ADVANCE.
npfenris: EXCELLENT.
MFIDFMMF: OH, THEY HAVE A BLOOD THIRSTER. WELL LOOKS LIKE ITS TIME TO GO. SEVRES, TAKE US INTO ORBIT.
npfenris: AYE AYE.
npfenris: *ORBIT'D*
MFIDFMMF: AND SO THE DAY WAS SAVED THANKS TO OUR BRAVE WARRIORS.

Dragonsbane

07-26-2006, 07:22 AM

I killed Qeeko. :(

Dragonsbane says:
*glomp*
Dragonsbane says:
it's DAYTIME where you are!
QueenQeeko says:
no it's not
QueenQeeko says:
It's 10:12pm
Dragonsbane says:
Yes it is, only it's dark, and you THINK it's nighttime.
Dragonsbane says:
because it's really 8:11AM, and you live in a crazy place where day is dark and night is bright. It is the seed of madness.
Dragonsbane says:
:3
Dragonsbane says:
Which grows into the beautiful Madness Flower!
Dragonsbane says:
*poke*
Dragonsbane says:
She...she's dead.
Dragonsbane says:
Now who will rule hell!?
Dragonsbane says:
Only one person can...Simba

Flarecobra

07-26-2006, 07:27 PM

flarecobra (5:08:19 PM): *Poke*
Raiden sparx (5:09:07 PM): *Poke* You signed off.
flarecobra (5:09:34 PM): Wireless hiccup
Raiden sparx (5:10:13 PM): Ah.
Raiden sparx (5:10:18 PM): HA! Your internet sucks.
flarecobra (5:10:38 PM): Yep
Raiden sparx (5:10:59 PM): I'm on a Limewire binge.
Raiden sparx (5:11:08 PM): Downloading songs I've been meaning to pirate for a while.
flarecobra (5:11:24 PM): Pirate.
Raiden sparx (5:11:25 PM): Wait, crap, you work for the government!
flarecobra (5:11:27 PM): *Stab*
Raiden sparx (5:11:30 PM): *is stabbed*
Raiden sparx (5:11:31 PM): *dies*
Raiden sparx (5:11:36 PM): *revives*
Raiden sparx (5:11:37 PM): OW!
flarecobra (5:11:43 PM): *Gets your ISP*
Raiden sparx (5:11:48 PM): NOOOOOOOO!!!
Raiden sparx (5:11:51 PM): *changes ISP*
flarecobra (5:12:02 PM): *Refreshes, gets that one too*
Raiden sparx (5:12:26 PM): SHIT!
Raiden sparx (5:12:32 PM): *auto-change every 5 seconds*
flarecobra (5:12:41 PM): *refresh
flarecobra (5:12:47 PM): Refresh
flarecobra (5:12:53 PM): Refresh
flarecobra (5:12:59 PM): refresh
Raiden sparx (5:13:04 PM): Mine's on auto.
flarecobra (5:13:07 PM): refresh
Raiden sparx (5:13:09 PM): We'll see how long you can last. :P
flarecobra (5:13:09 PM): refresh
flarecobra (5:13:12 PM): refresh
flarecobra (5:13:15 PM): refresh
flarecobra (5:13:21 PM): refresh
flarecobra (5:13:23 PM): refresh
flarecobra (5:13:26 PM): refresh
flarecobra (5:13:28 PM): refresh
flarecobra (5:13:32 PM): refresh
flarecobra (5:13:36 PM): *Knock on the door*
Raiden sparx (5:13:41 PM): ......
Raiden sparx (5:13:42 PM): *hides*
flarecobra (5:14:01 PM): *Hole drilled in the door*
Raiden sparx (5:14:07 PM): AVAST, KNAVE!
Raiden sparx (5:14:13 PM): *tosses a grenade out the door*
Raiden sparx (5:14:15 PM): *hides under the bed*
flarecobra (5:14:22 PM): *Throws it back in, along with two more*
Raiden sparx (5:14:45 PM): *kicks them back out, firing a few incendiary rounds at them for good measure*
flarecobra (5:15:16 PM): *They nail you with a directed sonic weapon, sounding at 200 descibals*
Raiden sparx (5:15:24 PM): *dies*
Raiden sparx (5:15:25 PM): *revives*
Raiden sparx (5:15:31 PM): *grabs my laptop and runs*
flarecobra (5:15:31 PM): *They keep it on you*
flarecobra (5:15:37 PM): *Laptop shatters*
Raiden sparx (5:15:48 PM): *fixes laptop*
Raiden sparx (5:15:51 PM): *runs faster*
flarecobra (5:15:53 PM): *They arrest you*
Raiden sparx (5:16:00 PM): ;_;
Raiden sparx (5:16:00 PM): Help Flare!
Raiden sparx (5:16:01 PM): HELP!
flarecobra (5:16:14 PM): *you get thrown into jail with Bubba*
Raiden sparx (5:16:20 PM): -_-
Raiden sparx (5:16:25 PM): *kicks Bubba's ass*
Raiden sparx (5:16:28 PM): *gets the top bunk*
flarecobra (5:16:34 PM): *His posse rapes yours*
Raiden sparx (5:16:45 PM): *notices Flare watching*
Raiden sparx (5:16:52 PM): ...Flare, don't watch me get raped!
Raiden sparx (5:16:54 PM): HELP ME!!!
flarecobra (5:17:01 PM): *I'm not there*
Raiden sparx (5:17:07 PM): Crap.
Raiden sparx (5:17:11 PM): *breaks out of jail*
flarecobra (5:17:23 PM): *You get mauled by a bear*
Raiden sparx (5:17:54 PM): *wrestles with the bear*
Raiden sparx (5:17:57 PM): *gets a new bear hide*
flarecobra (5:18:13 PM): *You get shot by Steve Irwin, and put on display in a zoo*
flarecobra (5:18:30 PM): *Check that, Dick Chaney*
Raiden sparx (5:18:37 PM): *gets circus peanutes*
Raiden sparx (5:18:43 PM): *and zoo peanuts*
flarecobra (5:18:49 PM): *I'm there* Raiden?
Raiden sparx (5:18:54 PM): ;_;
Raiden sparx (5:18:55 PM): Flare...
Raiden sparx (5:18:59 PM): HELP ME!!!
flarecobra (5:19:10 PM): ...TAKE THE DAMN BEAR SKIN OFF!
Raiden sparx (5:19:22 PM): <.<
Raiden sparx (5:19:23 PM): >.>
Raiden sparx (5:19:27 PM): But it's so fuzzy and warm...
flarecobra (5:19:40 PM): Would you rather stay here?
Raiden sparx (5:19:50 PM): *takes off the bear skin*
Raiden sparx (5:19:54 PM): But I don't have any other clothes...
flarecobra (5:20:02 PM): *You get released from the zoo, along with some clothes*
flarecobra (5:20:18 PM): Ok...What the fuck happoned?
Raiden sparx (5:20:50 PM): I'm...I'm not entirely sure.
Raiden sparx (5:21:00 PM): Lot of things...
flarecobra (5:21:01 PM): I do know one thing though
flarecobra (5:22:06 PM): Wing Wong.

Krylo Killian (9:01:31 PM): I hate SA...
Krylo Killian (9:01:34 PM): So much.
flarecobra (9:01:38 PM): *Saved*
Krylo Killian (9:01:42 PM): Oh wait... you meant Something Awful, right?
Archmage DB (9:01:44 PM): I'll tell her you said that.

BlackMageGirl!

07-27-2006, 12:48 AM

Code tags flare, they're your friends. Also, we all know that krylo hates me. =P He has nothing better to do.

And as an excuse to post here...

kuroude7 (2:36:21 AM): ... I should get to bed. XD
Sasami Android (2:36:24 AM): Awh.
daniellesephy (2:36:25 AM): Oh?
Sasami Android (2:36:26 AM): 'kay.
daniellesephy (2:36:30 AM): Awwww...
Sasami Android (2:36:36 AM): Oyasumi na sai, Jarod-kun!
kuroude7 (2:36:39 AM): I almost fell back in my chair, I'm so tired. XD
daniellesephy (2:36:47 AM): NIGHTY NIGHT!! CLOUDO-KUN!!!
Sasami Android (2:37:01 AM): Soon you'll be calling him "Cloud-nii-san!"
Sasami Android (2:37:02 AM): XD
kuroude7 (2:37:04 AM): G'night you two. ^_^ Pleasant dreams to both of ya.
daniellesephy (2:37:05 AM): XD
Sasami Android (2:37:09 AM): Hai!
daniellesephy (2:37:09 AM): You too!
Sasami Android (2:37:11 AM): *steals his bed*
Kuroude7 (2:37:13 AM) has left the room.
daniellesephy (2:37:15 AM): XD
Sasami Android (2:37:17 AM): I win.
Sasami Android (2:37:18 AM): XD
daniellesephy (2:37:23 AM): He left without his bed!
daniellesephy (2:37:23 AM): XD
Sasami Android (2:37:29 AM): I KNOW!
daniellesephy (2:37:31 AM): XD
daniellesephy (2:37:34 AM): YOU WIN!
Sasami Android (2:37:38 AM): I should keep this to show him. XD
daniellesephy (2:37:47 AM): You should!
daniellesephy (2:37:52 AM): Mess with his brain!
Sasami Android (2:37:52 AM): THIS GOES IN LJ NOW!
daniellesephy (2:38:07 AM): Ask him about what he slept on after you show him!

Mike McC

07-27-2006, 12:59 AM

On Code Tags, I find them to be rather unwieldy and annoying. The add not only extra vertical scrolling, but oft times they add horizontal scrolling. While they compact the vertical space of a post, they actually make things messier and harder to read, for me at least, than just pasting it in. It doesn't actually save on scrolling, it just moves the same amount of scrolling, maybe adds a little more, to an iframe.

Just thought I'd add that. And now, a cryptic comment from the most awesome gay man in the world about the recent news about Lance Bass....

<Tommathy> Ah, it's so nice to get vindication, even after six years.

Fenris

08-02-2006, 09:46 AM

BlackMageGirl! says:
But seriously. Work has taken over my soul and it's going to be really
hard to actually get things done. @@
BlackMageGirl! says:
My next days off are Wed and Thurs...of next week.
FenrisWolf says:
Oh, yay-ish.
FenrisWolf says:
My brother doesn't get back from England until Friday.
FenrisWolf says:
The fact that it's so far a way is the ish.
FenrisWolf says:
*away
BlackMageGirl! says:
I had no idea he was in England. @@
FenrisWolf says:
Heheh, you never asked.
FenrisWolf says:
Well, then again.
BlackMageGirl! says:
Indeed I didn't. =D
FenrisWolf says:
"Hey, Fenris, I'm just curious, but is your brother in England?"
FenrisWolf says:
"Why yes, yes he is!"
FenrisWolf says:
What kind of question is that?!
BlackMageGirl! says:
A...random question?
FenrisWolf says:
Indeed.
BlackMageGirl! says:
Hehe.
BlackMageGirl! says:
Blah, I wish I had more time/motivation to start organizing my place.
@@ The move almost killed me.
FenrisWolf says:
You shoulda had me help ya.
FenrisWolf says:
"I can do it. I strong woman!"
FenrisWolf says:
That's what you told me!
FenrisWolf says:
But now I hear that it almost killed you!
FenrisWolf says:
>.>
FenrisWolf says:
<.<
FenrisWolf says:
I was going somewhere with this, but I forgot where.
BlackMageGirl! says:
*thud!*
FenrisWolf says:
XD
BlackMageGirl! says:
Anyways...
BlackMageGirl! says:
I didn't expect the whole cleaning thing to take 4 hours more than it did.
FenrisWolf says:
True.
FenrisWolf says:
I read 'bout that.
BlackMageGirl! says:
...and the make-up.
FenrisWolf says:
Does he still have the braided Bratz doll?
BlackMageGirl! says:
Yeah.
BlackMageGirl! says:
And I found other dolls too so... >.>
FenrisWolf says:
XD
BlackMageGirl! says:
Seriously!
FenrisWolf says:
I know!
FenrisWolf says:
That guy needs to get laid by somebody other than you.
BlackMageGirl! says:
I mean, I'm sure they're for painting things and he never threw them
away or something...
FenrisWolf says:
Because you shouldn't have to lay... that.
BlackMageGirl! says:
But still creepy to see them in a box. o.o
FenrisWolf says:
I bet.
BlackMageGirl! says:
Ew, I'd rather sleep with krylo than my roomate!
BlackMageGirl! says:
Or, ex-roomate. HaHA!
FenrisWolf says:
Yay!
FenrisWolf says:
Why, at least krylo would be talented?
BlackMageGirl! says:
Seriously. I put my key down and I left the place. Filled out my part of
the paperwork too. ^_^
BlackMageGirl! says:
XD
BlackMageGirl! says:
Yes, yes indeed.
FenrisWolf says:
XD
BlackMageGirl! says:
So yeah...
BlackMageGirl! says:
But I saw the make-up and was like "uh...huh. Right."
BlackMageGirl! says:
Then I took the curves bottle, 'cause that's nice stuffs. =3
FenrisWolf says:
XD
BlackMageGirl! says:
And expensive too!
FenrisWolf says:
*laughing so fucking hard*
BlackMageGirl! says:
Heheheh.
FenrisWolf says:
You hate the guy, you normally won't even step in his room, but the
one time you do.
FenrisWolf says:
You steal his perfume.
FenrisWolf says:
*hug* That's hilarious.
BlackMageGirl! says:
I know. It's awesome. XD
BlackMageGirl! says:
*hugs back*
FenrisWolf says:
XD

CHICAGO�lollie

08-03-2006, 02:22 AM

MUSIC BATTLE

CHICAGO�lollie says:
Aw well. I didn't need the computer to listen to music anyway. |:<

Nikose says:
:p

Nikose says:
XD I can just picture how wired for sound that apartment will be XD

CHICAGO�lollie says:
We will have MUSIC BATTLES.

Nikose says:
XD Yup!

CHICAGO�lollie says:
It'll be MY bitchin' hour-long club/house mix CDs against YOUR... um... OTHER MUSIC that
ISN'T hour-long club/house mix CDs.

Nikose says:
XD

Nikose says:
My emo music.

Nikose says:
...you can't play loud emo music, it ruins it XD

Nikose says:
So in fact, not much of a battle XD

CHICAGO�lollie says:
Oh god, I'll be battling a war against DEPRESSION?

CHICAGO�lollie says:
Oh, it's SO on now.

Nikose says:
XD

Nikose says:
>:D

CHICAGO�lollie says:
>:D

Nikose says:
do not challenge my emo! MY EMO IS STRONGER.

CHICAGO�lollie says:
STOP! IN THE NAME OF DIANA ROSS AND THE SUPREMES!

Nikose says:
XD NOBODY'S LISTENING, LIKE LINKIN PARK SAYS!

Nikose says:
... :O

CHICAGO�lollie says:
DON'T WORRY, BE HAPPY!

Nikose says:
"Perhaps, Perhaps, perhaps..."

CHICAGO�lollie says:
Whip it around the world, girls! ROCK LOBSTER!

Nikose says:
Please, "No games.."

CHICAGO�lollie says:
Don't make me wait too long!

Nikose says:
Don't worry, "I will survive..."

CHICAGO�lollie says:
Live and let die :0

CHICAGO�lollie says:
...Y'got any more songs? :0

Nikose says:
"Next to nothing," really... XD

CHICAGO�lollie says:
YOU DON'T OWN ME. 8D

Nikose says:
Friend is a four letter word, Chicago

CHICAGO�lollie says:
Love Boat Theme?

Nikose says:
Brothers_song?

CHICAGO�lollie says:
BUILD ME UP, BUTTERCUP! JERIMIAH WAS A BULLFROG! HE PLAYS PIANO IN THE DARK!

CHICAGO�lollie says:
I TOUCH MYSELF Wait DAMN IT B-52S.

Nikose says:
In a world of two! You're NEVER THERE! Not even while I was BUILDING A RELGION! And
SHE'S SO HIGH ABOVE ME.

Nikose says:
DEVILS NEVER CRY, DAMMIT.

CHICAGO�lollie says:
AIN'T NO MOUNTAIN HIGH ENOUGH, SUNNY.

Nikose says:
You can't kill me! I'm IMMORTAL!

Nikose says:
Enough of this CALIFORNICATION; let's make some PORNOSANGEN. XD

CHICAGO�lollie says:
Poor unfortunate souls. Do you wanna funk? 83

CHICAGO�lollie says:
Come on, ride the train! 9 to 5!

Nikose says:
Thunder! She's the one! Silly_kitty!

Nikose says:
BLACKMAGEGIRL!

CHICAGO�lollie says:
FAST CAR, HAPPY ENDING.

CHICAGO�lollie says:
Eyes on me, Eleanor Rigby. There's no business like show business by your side.

Nikose says:
Reunion; teenage love on the phone; my little chicken, only women bleed, the adventure,
poison, Blueberry pie, Canada is REALLY big!

CHICAGO�lollie says:
I WILL SURVIVE FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE, FLY ME TO THE MOON. I'VE GOT A CRUSH ON
YOU, I HAVE A DREAM, I WANT MORE.

MEXICAN HAT DANCE.

Nikose says:
Freak out, Dearest (Fresh energy mix), Dearest (ORIGINAL MIX) Dearest (Original-
instrumental), Dearest (Accoustic piano), I am, I am (w.w. mix) I am (instrumental), No
more words, Every heart, Owari nai Yume, Change the world, Fukai Mori, Dearest (BGM ver),
I get around, Kokomo, Little duece coupe, Rocky Racoon, Flesh for fantasy, Mony mony, Hey
little sister.

Nikose says:
Broken soul, One of a kind, etc, etc, etc

CHICAGO�lollie says:
...It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing. This is jazz, candy girl. :D

Nikose says:
I have almost 6 gigs of music. XD I will win this. XD

CHICAGO�lollie says:
14 GIGS.

Nikose says:
well, "Blow me away!" Polyamorous, it's a Phase, Sugarcoat it, you're So Cold, I want Away,
you Firefly, Simple design

HOLY FUCK

CHICAGO�lollie says:
FOLOW MY RUIN.

CHICAGO�lollie says:
DIE ANOTHER DAY.

Nikose says:
FINE YOU WIN XD

CHICAGO�lollie says:
YES!

Adghar

08-03-2006, 10:06 PM

[19:40] AdgharKH: �Easy eating Kit Kat.�
[19:41] AdgharKH: �eating Kit Kat extra dry.�
[19:41] Sithdarth Sidous: http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=596236
[19:42] Sithdarth Sidous: http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=596251
[19:44] AdgharKH: �The eating Kit Kat man.�
[19:44] Sithdarth Sidous: Not going to touch that one
[19:45] AdgharKH: http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=596315
[19:47] InbredChoc: *Hits adghar*
[19:47] InbredChoc: *With a truck*
[19:47] *** ArctosLupusCanis has left the chat.
[19:47] AdgharKH: http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=596369
[19:48] Sithdarth Sidous: I'm going to go do something more fun than this
[19:49] AdgharKH: �eating Kit Kat for everybody.�
[19:49] *** Neyo the King has left the chat.
[19:50] AdgharKH: �My eating Kit Kat and me.�
[19:50] AdgharKH: �I fall for eating Kit Kat.�
[19:50] AdgharKH: �I'd walk a mile for eating Kit Kat.�
[19:51] AdgharKH: this sums it up nicely
[19:51] AdgharKH: �eating Kit Kat - what more could you want?�
[19:52] Krylo Killian: So... is this sexual innuendo or do you just really love kit kat bars?
[19:52] Krylo Killian: ...Or is it both?
[19:52] AdgharKH: Both.
[19:53] Krylo Killian: So... innuendo ABOUT kit-kat bars? You're sick, man. Chocolate is for eating, not sexing.
[19:53] AdgharKH: Nah.
[19:53] AdgharKH: Innuendo about Kitty Kat.
[19:53] AdgharKH: As in, Silly Kitty.
[19:53] AdgharKH: As in, Inbred Chocobo's Brother
[19:53] AdgharKH: *sister
[19:53] Krylo Killian: No, you had it right the first time.
[19:53] AdgharKH: THAT WAS NOT A FREUDIAN SLIP RIGHT THERE!
[19:53] Krylo Killian: Or, at least her dick is bigger than his.
[19:53] hatemakinganame: That's why she has a kit kat bar
[19:54] Krylo Killian: And it's chocolate covered from all the anal sex?
[19:54] hatemakinganame: With IC
[19:54] Mesden: Anal sex!?
[19:54] Krylo Killian: Well who else would she have anal sex with?
[19:54] Mesden: WHERE?!
[19:54] Krylo Killian: In IC's butt.
[19:54] hatemakinganame: Parents
[19:54] Mesden: Yay!
[19:54] hatemakinganame: Pets
[19:55] *** KittyKat10371 has joined the chat.
[19:55] *** madmuffin398 has joined the chat.
[19:55] AdgharKH: SK!
[19:55] AdgharKH: I was just making innuendo about you!

Nikose Tyris

08-03-2006, 11:05 PM

XD Say what you will, THIS WAS FUN. XD

TheDarkNight0333 (11:51:47 PM): SO you'd be half-poodle then?
Nikosetyris1 (11:51:57 PM): ...that didn't even make sense XD
TheDarkNight0333 (11:51:58 PM): Seeing as your mother is a dog.
TheDarkNight0333 (11:52:07 PM): *father not mother
Nikosetyris1 (11:52:10 PM): Seriously, you need help. XD
TheDarkNight0333 (11:52:33 PM): Unless your mother is having an affair, that poodle is your father!
TheDarkNight0333 (11:53:07 PM): Bark bark bark bark bark!* (Alex, join me on the Bark side and we can rule the poodleverse as father and son)
Nikosetyris1 (11:53:22 PM): ...XDDD~
Nikosetyris1 (11:53:36 PM): at least your cute, TDK.
TheDarkNight0333 (11:53:47 PM): I'm not cute.
TheDarkNight0333 (11:53:51 PM): my dog is.
Nikosetyris1 (11:55:09 PM): don't you mean... my FATHER?
Nikosetyris1 (11:55:14 PM): *DUN DUN DUUUUN!*
TheDarkNight0333 (11:55:57 PM): Your father is a poodle.
TheDarkNight0333 (11:56:22 PM): Unless you meant to say your mother, but she isn't my dog in the literal sense.
Nikosetyris1 (11:56:42 PM): Just your bitch, right?
Nikosetyris1 (11:56:45 PM): You do my mom, huh?
Nikosetyris1 (11:56:51 PM): YOU FUCKER! YOU SAYING YOU FUCKED MY MOM?
Nikosetyris1 (11:56:52 PM): XD
TheDarkNight0333 (11:56:53 PM): It WAS implied.
Nikosetyris1 (11:56:59 PM): Ah, I see. XD
TheDarkNight0333 (11:57:41 PM): Oh DO YOU?!
Nikosetyris1 (11:58:35 PM): No, I don't see what you're saying, I had my tongue over my eye teeth.
TheDarkNight0333 (11:59:21 PM): eye teeth?
TheDarkNight0333 (11:59:26 PM): Blinking must be painful.
Nikosetyris1 (11:59:38 PM): aaaand that's the end of THAT part of the conversation. XD

Jeneralissimo

08-04-2006, 08:59 PM

bellerussian: my sister says "Hi James"
Kneumatic Pnight: D=
Kneumatic Pnight: MY NAME IS SPREADING LIKE THE PLAGUE!!
Kneumatic Pnight: ...if only it killed people, too...
Kneumatic Pnight: >> <<
bellerussian: what is she going to do with it?
Kneumatic Pnight: THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!!
Kneumatic Pnight: Vodoo.
bellerussian: she says you are cool
Kneumatic Pnight: *voodoo
bellerussian: "I like you, you may stay"
Kneumatic Pnight: I AM CLEVER AS ALL FUCK!!
bellerussian: "you make witty remarks"
Kneumatic Pnight: ALL FUCK, NOT JUST PART OF IT!!
Kneumatic Pnight: The whole empanada.
bellerussian: and a taco on the side
Kneumatic Pnight: (Because no one knows what one is)
bellerussian: I do!
bellerussian: I love those things!
Kneumatic Pnight: Though, no one ever knows what the hell...
Kneumatic Pnight: D=
bellerussian: I get them from Taco Bell ^_^
Kneumatic Pnight: =P
Kneumatic Pnight: P=
bellerussian: see, we have fun conversations
Kneumatic Pnight: You say stuff...
Kneumatic Pnight: I act insane...
Kneumatic Pnight: And you respond as if you were a normal person.
Kneumatic Pnight: IT'S FUN!!
Kneumatic Pnight: Well, comparatively normal.
bellerussian: no history major can ever claim "normal" status again
Kneumatic Pnight: IT'S AN ISSUE OF MAGNITUDE!!
Kneumatic Pnight: *shakes you* MAGNIDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!
Kneumatic Pnight: ...
Kneumatic Pnight: dude...
Kneumatic Pnight: Gloorve, yo!
bellerussian: ok now I have no clue what you are talking about
Kneumatic Pnight: YAY
Kneumatic Pnight: But Gloorve is a nonsense word.
Kneumatic Pnight: I INVENTED THAT WORD!!
bellerussian: hey, we invented hummus as a verb
bellerussian: and the quail papacy
bellerussian: we rock
Kneumatic Pnight: I'LL HUMMUS YOUR ASS!!
Kneumatic Pnight: Or something.
Kneumatic Pnight: If there's a Quailpapacy, there needs to be a Quailheresy.

Arhra

08-04-2006, 10:37 PM

I noticed I had a few new snippets sitting around so I decided to offload them. Behold!

Arhra213: Now, back to that nonsensical argument!
Sithdarth Sidous: Oh it makes perfect sense
Sithdarth Sidous: You just felt like trying to piss me off by acting like an idiot
Arhra213: We're arguing over whether or not stuff and things tying in a fight makes sense
Arhra213: Of course it's a nonsensical argument

Raiden sparx: Arhra wants everyone in his RP to die.
Raiden sparx: I have noticed this trend.
Raiden sparx: For I am a genius.
Arhra213: You're so going to die now

NPFenris: Pwease?
NPFenris: I wiww use baby tawk if I have to.
Arhra213: I eat babies
NPFenris: ...
NPFenris: Touche.

Loyal

08-05-2006, 12:54 AM

Sithdarth Sidous (1:01:53 AM): http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showpost.php?p=424846&postcount=26 <- I am such a bastard
Arhra213 (1:02:06 AM): Is the answer 5?
Arhra213 (1:02:13 AM): The asnwer is always five
Sithdarth Sidous (1:02:35 AM): The answer is a letter
Krylo Killian (1:02:43 AM): But the value of the letter is five, right?
Sithdarth Sidous (1:03:00 AM): Could be
AdgharKH (1:03:07 AM): ^2 means squared?
Krylo Killian (1:03:10 AM): yes
Sithdarth Sidous (1:03:11 AM): Yes
HateMakingAName (1:03:27 AM): Some how I doubt you'll give me the point for answering "A letter"
HateMakingAName (1:03:33 AM): Despite the fact that you told us that was the answer
Sithdarth Sidous (1:03:59 AM): No I won't
loyal2nes (1:04:08 AM): ...Easy to figure out the pattern, I think. I just gotta do the actual problem solving.
Sithdarth Sidous (1:04:35 AM): I know its shocking its going to make you think
Krylo Killian (1:04:40 AM): The pattern doesn't seem easy to me.
Sithdarth Sidous (1:04:50 AM): and use highschool math skills
Krylo Killian (1:04:56 AM): There's a nigh-infinite number of ways you can assign letters to numbers.
Krylo Killian (1:05:13 AM): You have to do the math FIRST to get the numbers for everything else
loyal2nes (1:05:21 AM): ...I might've done it wrong, but I think the answer is also N.
Krylo Killian (1:05:28 AM): and then once you do that figure out the pattern to assigning them to numbers.
loyal2nes (1:06:26 AM): ...Yeah, it should TOTALLY be N. I don't care who takes credit for it, I can't think up my own question for it.
KittyKat10371 (1:06:36 AM): Ugh, I can't beat those stupid brothers..
Krylo Killian (1:06:42 AM): They're hard, SK
Krylo Killian (1:06:54 AM): You'll probably need to use green orbs your first time.
KittyKat10371 (1:07:23 AM): I will try it some more tomorrow..
loyal2nes (1:07:41 AM): I win.
Arhra213 (1:08:01 AM): I got it too
loyal2nes (1:08:14 AM): Or did you just look at my answer? =O
Arhra213 (1:08:37 AM): No, I was off doing some calculations in notepad
loyal2nes (1:08:47 AM): I used the Windows Calculator. ^^
Sithdarth Sidous (1:09:02 AM): Yeah part of the rules is defending your answer
Krylo Killian (1:09:07 AM): Also, I doubt that N^2 is N, as that would place N's value at zero... which is also A's value... so unless he assigned the same number to two different variables...
Arhra213 (1:09:09 AM): I just had to type out the cypher to check what was what
loyal2nes (1:09:19 AM): Nah, Krylo... It's like...
Arhra213 (1:09:26 AM): Then just some basic maths to find the remainders
Krylo Killian (1:09:50 AM): But I'm really too lazy to try to remember how to do multi-variable algebraic expressions with squares.
Arhra213 (1:09:55 AM): A=1 B=2 and so on
loyal2nes (1:09:56 AM): Well, each letter is assigned to their usual numeric value. K = 11, Q = 17, Z = 26, and so forth,
Arhra213 (1:10:18 AM): 1^1 = 1
Krylo Killian (1:10:19 AM): See, I figured that at first
Krylo Killian (1:10:27 AM): but that fucks everything up
Krylo Killian (1:10:34 AM): because 11^2 is NOT 17
loyal2nes (1:10:36 AM): So, you take the letter's value and square it. 11^2 = 121.
Arhra213 (1:10:41 AM): They cycle repeats once you get ot the end
Arhra213 (1:10:46 AM): The*
loyal2nes (1:10:55 AM): THEN you Mod (%) it by 26. 121 % 26 = 17.
Krylo Killian (1:11:43 AM): ah, I see...
HateMakingAName (1:11:52 AM): Meh, I was going to steal the answer, but don't feel like explaining
loyal2nes (1:11:56 AM): N = 14. 14^2 = 196, 196 % 26 = 14.
HateMakingAName (1:12:06 AM): Nevermind
loyal2nes (1:12:09 AM): I win! =D
HateMakingAName (1:12:10 AM): Loyal just did it for me
Krylo Killian (1:12:28 AM): Also, instinctually... I was going to say N.
Krylo Killian (1:12:35 AM): Which is why I pointed out the rules
Krylo Killian (1:12:43 AM): Because it was just a guess on my part :P
HateMakingAName (1:13:56 AM): Hope loyal was right
loyal2nes (1:14:02 AM): ...It's now a race to see who plagarizes my answer fastest. =P
HateMakingAName (1:14:07 AM): I already did
loyal2nes (1:14:12 AM): Ah. There we go.
loyal2nes (1:14:18 AM): Plagarizer-type person.
HateMakingAName (1:14:20 AM): Though I skipped explaining K, Q, and A
HateMakingAName (1:14:29 AM): Mostly because you didn't and I just copied and pasted
KittyKat10371 (1:14:54 AM): Wait, how do I have 597 posts?
AdgharKH (1:15:00 AM): Is that low or high?
HateMakingAName (1:15:05 AM): Damnit, I hope I don't get the point
HateMakingAName (1:15:10 AM): Then I'll have to come up with a riddle
KittyKat10371 (1:15:12 AM): When they took away forum games posts I had around 470
KittyKat10371 (1:15:24 AM): I never posts..
loyal2nes (1:15:25 AM): Yeah, see, that's why I didn't post it on the forums.
KittyKat10371 (1:15:26 AM): post*
Sithdarth Sidous (1:15:32 AM): Now see my riddle actually generated thought
Sithdarth Sidous (1:15:36 AM): And it was so simple
loyal2nes (1:15:37 AM): So I'm doubly smart.
loyal2nes (1:16:06 AM): You gotta do better'n that, Sith! =D
loyal2nes (1:16:32 AM): ...Even though I probably signed a death warrant right there.
HateMakingAName (1:16:59 AM): Sith likes simple things taht seem complicated
(1:17:25 AM) TheMajorOfBlood has left the room.
HateMakingAName (1:18:44 AM): Now I need a brain twister...
HateMakingAName (1:18:47 AM): To the internet!
loyal2nes (1:19:17 AM): I think I'm gonna WingWong this... right after you post a Brain Twister or pass it on to someone else or something... Just because it amuses me. XD
All too easy... And so very amusing.

TheSpacePope

08-05-2006, 08:45 PM

Just a short one from me and nikose
I am this is the skiff

Nikosetyris1: bring in a floppy disk
Nikosetyris1: X D
ThisistheSkiff: *evil laugh* EXXXXCCEELLLLEENNT
Nikosetyris1: X D You only needed three X's. :3~ X D
ThisistheSkiff: Curses!
Nikosetyris1: XD
ThisistheSkiff: damn this thing, cannot find pictures
Nikosetyris1: drats
ThisistheSkiff: I just found my first Picture post! Egad!
ThisistheSkiff: i think that you may be right, and the pictures were deleted to cover the TRUTH
ThisistheSkiff: But, ever vigilant, I will.....watch porn....until I find it.
ThisistheSkiff: the sweet nougaty truth
Nikosetyris1: X DDDD~
Nikosetyris1: Oh, that's fuckin' brilliant. beautiful, man. beautiful.

Dragonsbane

08-07-2006, 08:52 PM

(Note, Rowsdower=Juro)

ProfGast: Mesden is orgasming all over the place and juro got caught in the flood of...something
Mesden: *Spasms in the flurry of several dozen orgasms*
Mesden: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Rowsdower4: FUCKING HELP ME
Rowsdower4: *paddles for dear life*
Rowsdower4: I DON'T WANT TO DIE LIKE THIS

ALSO! Edited!

Archmage DB: KITTY!
Archmage DB: Are you a real lesbian?
KittyKat10371: yes?
KittyKat10371: NO
KittyKat10371: FUCK TIMING!
KittyKat10371: FUCK IT!
Archmage DB: Archmage DB: Are you a real lesbian?KittyKat10371: yes
KittyKat10371: FUCK IT WITH A STICK!
KittyKat10371: FUCK FUCK FUCK!

Bailey

08-09-2006, 04:42 PM

leggomyeggoooh
AIM
5:16:31 PM
who the hell are u?

Newb (andreekm)
AIM
5:24:08 PM
What do you mean who am I? You're the one who contacted me. Who are you?

leggomyeggoooh
AIM
5:24:24 PM
well ur ass in on my buddy list
5:24:27 PM
and i was wondering
5:24:30 PM
who u were
5:24:40 PM
and who the fuck says "u contacted me!"

Newb (andreekm)
AIM
5:25:53 PM
"and who the fuck says 'u contacted me!'" I do, for one, for another, do you go on any forums? Some chat clients will parse for screennames on forums and add them to buddy lists. what category was I under?

leggomyeggoooh
AIM
5:26:19 PM
k so it sounds like ur like 45
5:26:21 PM
haha

Newb (andreekm)
AIM
5:26:42 PM
hilarious.

leggomyeggoooh
AIM
5:26:59 PM
i know i am
5:27:00 PM
i know
5:27:06 PM
so wanna have butt sex?

And that's around when I hit the block button.

Fenris

08-11-2006, 06:06 PM

FenrisWolf says:
(b^^)B
FenrisWolf says:
*B
FenrisWolf says:
*b
FenrisWolf says:
><
Thaumaturge says:
XD;;;
FenrisWolf says:
GOD!
FenrisWolf says:
I typo too much. ^_^;;
Thaumaturge says:
They typo gremlin likes you. =P

Of course, he likes me too - I just keep an eye out for him. =P
FenrisWolf says:
*The
FenrisWolf says:
:p
FenrisWolf says:
Look harder, Thaum. XD
Thaumaturge says:
XD;;
Thaumaturge says:
Hey, I catch most of them. :p
FenrisWolf says:
Ooh, do you beat them with sticks?
Thaumaturge says:
Nah, I prefer meteors. http://ultima-java.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_twisted.gif
FenrisWolf says:
B-b-b-b-but...
FenrisWolf says:
The sticks!
FenrisWolf says:
THE STICKS, MAN!
Thaumaturge says:
You like to "stick" to them, eh?
FenrisWolf says:
...
FenrisWolf says:
I think my brainmeats just went splode.
Thaumaturge says:
:p
FenrisWolf says:
The pun god has returned.
Thaumaturge says:
*bows*

Jeneralissimo

08-13-2006, 12:03 PM

Anytime I use quote marks, it's my sister talking.

bellerussian: my sister likes bats
Kneumatic Pnight: o.O
Kneumatic Pnight: Like... the animal?
bellerussian: she had me type cute bats into google images
bellerussian: yes, like the animal
Kneumatic Pnight: o.O
Kneumatic Pnight: I suppose I can't get too surpised about members of your family liking weird animals for no apparent reason.
bellerussian: she likes fennecs too
Kneumatic Pnight: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS!!
bellerussian: I was just saying that
bellerussian: it's a small desert fox
Kneumatic Pnight: o.O
Kneumatic Pnight: I guess I can kinda' see that...
bellerussian: they're cute
bellerussian: she also likes elephant shrews
Kneumatic Pnight: ...
bellerussian: http://members.aon.at/ruesselspringer/sitzen.jpg
Kneumatic Pnight: SUCH A THING CAN ONLY BE THE WORK OF A MAD SCIENTIST!!
bellerussian: she put that in here
Kneumatic Pnight: Eww.
Kneumatic Pnight: I don't like it!
Kneumatic Pnight: I DON'T LIKE IT AT ALL!!
bellerussian: she wants to know what kind of animal you like
Kneumatic Pnight: Robot.
Kneumatic Pnight: =P
bellerussian: ANIMAL!
Kneumatic Pnight: Robot dog?
Kneumatic Pnight: >> <<
bellerussian: she just said, say dog and I will like beat you
Kneumatic Pnight: Generally, whatever animal is currently leaving me alone.
bellerussian: you're strange
Kneumatic Pnight: I'm not really a big fan of "living things".
bellerussian: she wants to know if you like chuckwallas
Kneumatic Pnight: >> <<
Kneumatic Pnight: I don't know what that is, eigther.
Kneumatic Pnight: *either
Kneumatic Pnight: How'd the g get in there?
bellerussian: http://images.google.com/images?q=chuckwalla&hl=en&btnG=Search+Images
Kneumatic Pnight: So it's just a morbidly obese salamander?
bellerussian: just be glad I am the one going for the editing job and not you
Kneumatic Pnight: Sure, why not?
bellerussian: "I like him, he's nice"
bellerussian: she is considering adding you to her buddy list, this is an extreme honor
Kneumatic Pnight: =O
Kneumatic Pnight: O=
bellerussian: "what's that mean?"
bellerussian: surprise, or he's having an orgasm, but I wouldn't think that would do it
bellerussian: "please not the latter"
Kneumatic Pnight: XD
bellerussian: Aren't we fun?
Kneumatic Pnight: Yeah, I guess you could call it that.
bellerussian: what would you call it?
Kneumatic Pnight: Insane?
Kneumatic Pnight: Certifiable?
Kneumatic Pnight: Friggin' weird?
bellerussian: "He said that about us? Awwh. My feelings are hurt."
Kneumatic Pnight: No they aren't.
bellerussian: "You dare deprive me of my hurt feelings?"
Kneumatic Pnight: Totally.
bellerussian::mad:
Kneumatic Pnight: O=<
bellerussian: what does that mean?
Kneumatic Pnight: It's the opposite of what you did.
bellerussian: what she did, you mean
Kneumatic Pnight: SURE!
bellerussian: "So what does that mean?"
Kneumatic Pnight: I don't know...
bellerussian: "This is like circular dialogue"
bellerussian: she just realizes this now?
Kneumatic Pnight: While I am aware that there is another type of dialogue, I don't believe anyone participates in it.
Kneumatic Pnight: Except in books.
bellerussian: "yep"
bellerussian: err, *yup
bellerussian: I have been corrected
Kneumatic Pnight: KICkASS!!
bellerussian:
bellerussian: umm, nevermind
Kneumatic Pnight: o.O
Kneumatic Pnight: What the hell?
bellerussian: http://laikecosa.blogia.com/upload/McKeanMoth.jpg
bellerussian: my sister wants to share this with you
Kneumatic Pnight: D=
bellerussian: "it's one of my favorite pictures"
Kneumatic Pnight: I don't like moths.
bellerussian: Do you see the freaks I have to live with?
Kneumatic Pnight: WHAT THE HAND?!
bellerussian: and I have just been hit in the head
bellerussian: hard
Kneumatic Pnight: XD
bellerussian: Why do you laugh at my pain?!?
bellerussian: "because it's funny"
Kneumatic Pnight: BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY!!
bellerussian: I hate both of you so much right now
Kneumatic Pnight: Awesome...
Kneumatic Pnight: =P
bellerussian: "bye bye James"
Kneumatic Pnight: =O
bellerussian: "more happiness when I leave?"
bellerussian: I guess that answered that
Kneumatic Pnight: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY!!

Melfice

08-13-2006, 12:26 PM

Slightly emberrasing story... and please, I did not want this to happen...
And I understand this can go in that thread of Meister's, but seeing as it happened on MSN...

I'm just browsing the internet and I get a message of MSN saying that it has somebody waiting infront of the door.

I add that person, and ask for the vitals, ie. Age, sex and where the hell she got my address, except slightly less in that way. So, yeah; 13, female, didn't matter where she got it.
Should have been suspicious at that point, but I continue talking on the account of: "Hey, I'm bored and nobody's on".

At some point: (Can't remember her screenname, and I don't want to. Also, typing this from memory)
Her: Hey, you got a cam?
Me: Sure. Why do you ask?
Her: Oh, because I want a video-convo.
Me: Sure, let me just grab my headphones.
Her: Okay! *"Jane Doe" has invited you to watch her webcam. Do you want to accept? Accept, Decline*

Me, in real life: "... HOLY FUCK! I DID NOT WANT TO SEE THAT! YOU'RE THIRTEEN, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!" *proceeds to block her*

Yes.

This either means I made it as a internet celebrity, or a simple mistake of e-mail addresses.
I hope for the first, but if it is, please... you can keep your underage naughty bits away from my eyes, thank you.

EDIT:
FenFencakes is FenrisWolf

FenFencakes? zegt:
And you'll be sleeping with, er, in the same house as she is!
Melfice Silesius zegt:
... nice one.
And yes, you're right.

Nikose Tyris

08-14-2006, 03:33 PM

I am Sensei Dewdrop, Fenriswolf is "The very model of the modern major General". To note, I'm in the hospital posting this, and currently have a LOT of morphine in my system.

Sensei Dewdrop says:
*ish very happy*
The very model of the modern major general says:
Whyzat?
Sensei Dewdrop says:
Cause i have a penis? XD
Sensei Dewdrop says:
Naw, cause I am enjoying mafia.
The very model of the modern major general says:
...
The very model of the modern major general says:
I think it was the first answer.
Sensei Dewdrop says:
...
Sensei Dewdrop says:
I think so too.
Sensei Dewdrop says:
So much Morphine. Seriously, I wonder if I should stop hitting the button sometimes.
Sensei Dewdrop says:
but when I get like that, I hit the button, and I'm all better.
Sensei Dewdrop says:
^^
Sensei Dewdrop says:
XD
The very model of the modern major general says:
XD

Funka Genocide

08-17-2006, 01:12 AM

FunkaGenocide: yo
[22:22] krylokillian: hey
[22:22] FunkaGenocide: what is up?
[22:24] FunkaGenocide: I am out to sea, naturally
[22:24] krylokillian: not much
[22:24] krylokillian: just sitting here.
[22:24] FunkaGenocide: me too
[22:25] FunkaGenocide: we are too boring
[22:25] krylokillian: You should organize the crew into a rousing rendition of "In the Navy"
[22:25] FunkaGenocide: what did you do today?
[22:25] FunkaGenocide: hmm
[22:25] FunkaGenocide: I would
[22:25] FunkaGenocide: actually
[22:25] FunkaGenocide: with a dance number
[22:25] FunkaGenocide: just to show them I mean business
[22:26] krylokillian: get as many other people in on it as possible
[22:26] krylokillian: and just break into it randomly
[22:26] krylokillian: during the work day
[22:27] krylokillian: try to get it to happen in seperate parts of the ship independent from each other
[22:27] FunkaGenocide: that would be awesome
[22:27] krylokillian: and then all converge onto the deck
[22:27] FunkaGenocide: with mops
[22:27] FunkaGenocide: I'll need to start the choreography soon
[22:27] FunkaGenocide: XD
[22:27] krylokillian: Of COURSE
[22:27] krylokillian: There has to be a mop dance
[22:27] krylokillian: naturally
[22:27] FunkaGenocide: I wonder how many people I could get
[22:28] FunkaGenocide: I suppose thrity or so would be enough to get the point across
[22:28] FunkaGenocide: the point being...
[22:28] FunkaGenocide: well I don't know what the point would be
[22:28] FunkaGenocide: maybe some sort of veiled gay rights activism?
[22:28] krylokillian: Only one way to find out...
[22:28] krylokillian: That you're all fucking crazy?
[22:28] FunkaGenocide: or that
[22:28] FunkaGenocide: that too
[22:28] krylokillian: ...sure
[22:28] krylokillian: that.
[22:28] FunkaGenocide: works for me
[22:29] FunkaGenocide: it's like, 1130 for you right?>
[22:31] FunkaGenocide: pm that is
[22:31] FunkaGenocide: in the nighters
[22:31] FunkaGenocide: when spooky things come out!
[22:31] FunkaGenocide: have you seen the movie The descent?
[22:31] krylokillian: 12:30
[22:31] krylokillian: am, actually...
[22:31] krylokillian: 12:30 is morning.
[22:32] FunkaGenocide: ah
[22:32] krylokillian: technically
[22:32] FunkaGenocide: so you speak
[22:32] krylokillian: yes.
[22:32] krylokillian: I think so, anyway.
[22:32] krylokillian: That's the one with like, the alien water creatures, right?
[22:32] FunkaGenocide: naw
[22:32] FunkaGenocide: it's rather new
[22:32] FunkaGenocide: it
[22:32] FunkaGenocide: is about cannibalistic cave dwelling mutants
[22:32] krylokillian: lame
[22:32] krylokillian: Ah. No then.
[22:32] FunkaGenocide: that eat a bunch of hot chicks
[22:33] FunkaGenocide: in very grotesque manner
[22:33] FunkaGenocide: you should go see it
[22:33] FunkaGenocide: it scared me a lot
[22:33] FunkaGenocide: good thing my girlfriend was there to hold me. XD
[22:34] krylokillian: heh
[22:34] krylokillian: I don't really like scary movies much. They tend to bore me, 'cause I've been watching them for so long.
[22:34] FunkaGenocide: this one was REALLY scry though!
[22:35] krylokillian: pah
[22:35] FunkaGenocide: in any case
[22:35] FunkaGenocide: the movie brings me to another point
[22:35] FunkaGenocide: nightmares!
[22:35] FunkaGenocide: nightmares about demonic cretures interrupting sex in the middle of the night
[22:35] FunkaGenocide: nightmares which aren't even my own!
[22:35] krylokillian: pussy!
[22:35] krylokillian: ...and weird.
[22:36] krylokillian: I mean, demonic creatures... sure.
[22:36] FunkaGenocide: Nila wrote me about a really weird dream she had involving us in our hotel room
[22:36] krylokillian: but interrupting sex?
[22:36] krylokillian: It's like, your greatest fear is getting sex interrupted... so deeply that it haunts your dreams and the beings which dare interrupt your sexxorz are demonized?
[22:36] FunkaGenocide: every night, we'd just know that there was a flesh eating monster outside our doot, but we didn't care
[22:36] FunkaGenocide: we just had sex anyways
[22:37] FunkaGenocide: we'd hear other couples meet their certain demises every night
[22:37] FunkaGenocide: and it would bash on our door
[22:37] FunkaGenocide: but we just went at it anyways
[22:37] FunkaGenocide: strange dream eh?
[22:38] krylokillian: Very.
[22:38] FunkaGenocide: apparently in this dream, our undoing was my necessity to go out to the car and retrieve "toys"
[22:39] FunkaGenocide: at which point the monster tried to get into the room and we had to hold the door closed with all our might
[22:40] FunkaGenocide: I think I've made fundamental changes to her psyche
[22:40] FunkaGenocide: thorugh sex
[22:41] Meebo Message: Krylo Killian is online
[22:41] FunkaGenocide: do you know what this means?
[22:41] FunkaGenocide: whole new avenues of psycho therapy have opened up!
[22:42] FunkaGenocide: and thye have been opeened up by...
[22:42] FunkaGenocide: my penis
[22:42] krylokillian: ...I... don't know how to responde to that.
[22:43] FunkaGenocide: maybe you're having difficulty communicating?
[22:43] FunkaGenocide: maybe you need some psycho therapy?
[22:43] FunkaGenocide: and goodnight eveyrbody!

[22:43] FunkaGenocide: XD
[22:44] krylokillian: ...Wait.
[22:44] krylokillian: Did you like...
[22:44] krylokillian: just infer that I need your penis?
[22:44] FunkaGenocide: no
[22:44] FunkaGenocide: that's stupid
[22:44] FunkaGenocide: jeez
[22:45] krylokillian: You totally did!
[22:45] krylokillian: Gay-wad!
[22:45] FunkaGenocide: I wonder how exactly one would construct a "gay-wad"
[22:45] FunkaGenocide: it sounds, by it's very nature, to be unsanitary
[22:46] FunkaGenocide: I mean, "wad" is not a clean word
[22:46] krylokillian: You'd take a lot of gay and mash it together into a wad.
[22:46] FunkaGenocide: hmm
[22:47] krylokillian: How about a wad of disinfectent wipes?
[22:47] FunkaGenocide: still sounds dirty
[22:48] FunkaGenocide: as impossible to believe as that might be
[22:48] FunkaGenocide: to be wadded, they must be used after all
[22:49] FunkaGenocide: and, disinfectant wipes are typically used on... infected surfaces
[22:49] FunkaGenocide: thusly, dirty!
[22:50] FunkaGenocide: did you know I named my guitar Fatty McButterpants?
[22:50] krylokillian: I've wadded up clean ones before
[22:50] krylokillian: to throw at people.
[22:50] krylokillian: ...
[22:50] krylokillian: Your poor guitar.
[22:50] FunkaGenocide: that is an awesome name
[22:51] FunkaGenocide: better than Admiral Picklesniffer
[22:51] FunkaGenocide: because that's your name
[22:51] FunkaGenocide: yeah
[22:52] krylokillian: I'd say both are cruel.
[22:52] krylokillian: That's just what they call me in the gay stripper circuit.
[22:52] FunkaGenocide: do you wear the uniform?
[22:52] FunkaGenocide: that'd be hilarious
[22:52] FunkaGenocide: with eppallettes and such
[22:53] FunkaGenocide: (if that's how you spell it...)
[22:55] FunkaGenocide: and the hat, ha!

Fenris

08-18-2006, 01:42 AM

LadyCygnet says:
Nikose is the leg-humping puppy of my friends list :D
FenrisWolf says:
O_o
LadyCygnet says:
what?
FenrisWolf says:
...
FenrisWolf says:
Isn't your friends list your pants? @@
LadyCygnet says:
yes
FenrisWolf says:
He's the leg humping puppy of your pants.
LadyCygnet says:
he wouldn't be in my pants if I didn't like him
FenrisWolf says:
XD
LadyCygnet says:
XD
LadyCygnet says:
I knew you were in My Pants for a reason

Nikose Tyris

08-18-2006, 08:45 AM

If you don't know who these people are, I am shamed.

(7:32 PM) CHICAGO�lollie : *MEXXXICAN HAT STANDOFF*
(7:32 PM) Nikose Tyris: YAY!
(7:33 PM) Nikose Tyris: I like your XXX usage. :3
(7:33 PM) CHICAGO�lollie : I don't know why I did that. I really don't. X D
(7:33 PM) CHICAGO�lollie : It's like, "*DANCE AROUND A HAT AND STUFF*" "OH YEAH WORK IT BABY WORK IT"
(7:34 PM) Nikose Tyris: X DDDD
(7:35 PM) Nikose Tyris: /I/ Can't even make it dirty! X D
(7:35 PM) CHICAGO�lollie : It just doesn't work. X D
(7:35 PM) Nikose Tyris: X D It really doesn't.
(7:35 PM) Nikose Tyris: ..."Works those sexy legs alllllllllllllll around that hat, ooh yeah..."
(7:37 PM) CHICAGO�lollie : "Oh I feel so hot dancing around a hat in Mexico."

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche

08-18-2006, 09:59 PM

(10:48:48 PM) KittyKat10371 has entered the room.
KittyKat10371 (10:48:53 PM): Okay, I will be a good girl.
Kneumatic Pnight (10:48:56 PM): *and now I'm back up*

Nikose Tyris

08-20-2006, 11:13 PM

Fenriswolf: You're pretty.

Nikose:...

Nikose:... the FUCK you say?
Out of context this is way more funny. XD

Flarecobra

08-22-2006, 07:06 AM

WARNING: Contains cursing.

[07:35] Arhra213: Damn shopkeepers and their buy everything for half price
[07:35] flarecobra: Hm?
[07:35] Arhra213: It's a conspiracy to keep the working adventurer down I say!
[07:36] flarecobra: Hey, it's not like we have a need for it.
[07:36] Arhra213: Yes it is!
[07:38] flarecobra: Care to elaborate?
[07:39] Arhra213: Well you see, monsters drop magic items and other such gear
[07:39] flarecobra: Yeah.
[07:39] Arhra213: However, the shopkeeper charge a great price for a marginally better equipment
[07:40] flarecobra: And boss fiends tend to drop the best equipment.
[07:41] Arhra213: Yes, but you need the previous equipment to defeat the boss fiends
[07:41] Arhra213: It's a vicious cycle
[07:42] flarecobra: Come on, I'm sure you know that's it's a conspericy between the bosses, which tend to be capable of human speech, and the shopkeepers.
[07:42] Arhra213: And then there's the costs of defending your treasure hoard...
[07:43] flarecobra: Why else would they be called "Bosses?" It's like the fucking Fiend Mafia or some Godfather shit like that.
[07:44] Arhra213: !
[07:44] Arhra213: You might be on to something
[07:45] flarecobra: Well, I am a fiend myself, being a Lamia.....
[07:45] flarecobra: But I don't suscribe to their newsletter.
[07:46] Arhra213: Reminds me of that scam where monsters were loaning their gold values
[07:46] flarecobra: I mean, why do you think certen monsters only inhabit certan places?
[07:47] flarecobra: If they're so much more powerful, why don't they move in on the weaker monster's terf?
[07:47] flarecobra: The reason is: Money.
[07:48] flarecobra: That's why the strong fiends are so fucking rich. The weaker ones pay them to keep them away.
[07:50] Arhra213: Wait, bribery, yes, it all makes sense
[07:51] flarecobra: Shall I post this enlightening conversation in the forums? Edited, of course?
[07:51] Arhra213: We'd never survive the aftermath
[07:52] Arhra213: The Random Encounter Mafia has a long arm
[07:52] flarecobra: We will. The Forumites are like cockroaches. They'll survive anything.

Loyal

08-22-2006, 01:30 PM

Because Flare has the most recent post, I've taken the liberty...
flarecobra (1:54:11 PM): http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showpost.php?p=429301&postcount=596
flarecobra (1:54:19 PM): Opinions?
DancerVeiled (1:55:13 PM): *Summon Red Voice!*
DancerVeiled (1:55:26 PM): Muah ha ha.
loyal2nes (1:55:41 PM): I'm just curious as to where monsters get their gold in the first place.
flarecobra (1:55:43 PM): ......OK Qeeko.
Raiden sparx (1:55:57 PM): Huh.
loyal2nes (1:56:00 PM): Though we do survive anything.
Raiden sparx (1:56:01 PM): Interesting idea.
Raiden sparx (1:56:08 PM): Also...
DancerVeiled (1:56:09 PM): Obviously, they steal it from dead adventuerers.
Raiden sparx (1:56:15 PM): The ultimate grey text.
DancerVeiled (1:56:15 PM): Notice how ALL NPC adventuerers die.
Raiden sparx (1:56:19 PM): Of sagely powah!
flarecobra (1:56:26 PM): Even fiends need to eat.
DancerVeiled (1:56:35 PM): Human flesh, of course.
DancerVeiled (1:56:36 PM): *Nods*
Raiden sparx (1:56:43 PM): Silly human flesh.
loyal2nes (1:56:54 PM): What about game universes where humans aren't the dominant sentient race?
flarecobra (1:56:59 PM): Sadly, it's adventuers. And they're not always human. Sometimes it's elven, sometimes it's dwarf.
Raiden sparx (1:57:26 PM): If you're sentient, you're free to being eaten.
flarecobra (1:57:28 PM): Though if you want some meat, you have to get orc.
flarecobra (1:57:52 PM): Elves are stringy, and dwarves have WAY too much hair.
Raiden sparx (1:58:05 PM): Go Tauren.
flarecobra (1:58:05 PM): Humans don't have that much taste to them.
loyal2nes (1:58:08 PM): I would imagine Orcs would have way too tough skin to make a decen meal.
flarecobra (1:58:12 PM): Never had it.
DancerVeiled (1:58:12 PM): Blah. My spelling of silly words is often off by small degrees of accuracy. However, it matters not.
Raiden sparx (1:58:12 PM): Pounds and pounds of beef.
loyal2nes (1:58:16 PM): Too leathery, I mean.
flarecobra (1:58:35 PM): No diffrent then beef if cooked right.
Raiden sparx (1:58:48 PM): Yet again, Tauren.
Raiden sparx (1:58:51 PM): So much beef.
Raiden sparx (1:58:55 PM): And milk, if you tame some.
flarecobra (1:59:10 PM): Though humans are the chickens of the fiend pallate.
loyal2nes (1:59:13 PM): Yeah. Tauren are sentient, biped cows, really.
loyal2nes (1:59:22 PM): "Everything tastes like human," huh?
flarecobra (1:59:29 PM): Yep
DancerVeiled (1:59:45 PM): "Mmm. Tastes like human!"
Raiden sparx (1:59:47 PM): Mmmm....human.
flarecobra (2:00:05 PM): At least human's good with maranades.
Raiden sparx (2:00:05 PM): No!
Raiden sparx (2:00:10 PM): SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!
flarecobra (2:00:18 PM): Same damn deal.
loyal2nes (2:00:33 PM): And Soylent gray is Troll.
flarecobra (2:00:47 PM): Ick. Nasty tasting.
flarecobra (2:00:59 PM): Too greasy.
DancerVeiled (2:01:10 PM): And it regenerates.
DancerVeiled (2:01:14 PM): In your belly.
DancerVeiled (2:01:21 PM): Horribly maiming you, chestburster-style.
loyal2nes (2:01:36 PM): And the Jamacian accent is too humorous to silence.
flarecobra (2:01:40 PM): Not if you cook it first over an open fire. Though you have to char it.
DancerVeiled (2:01:51 PM): Ya mon! Trolls are all islanders mon!
flarecobra (2:03:06 PM): Let's see....Drow....same as elves. Plus they're harder to find.
Raiden sparx (2:03:10 PM): Drow are fun.
Raiden sparx (2:03:15 PM): Light meat and dark meat.
DancerVeiled (2:03:31 PM): Drow are like computer geeks who get no sunlight.
DancerVeiled (2:03:34 PM): Yet, they are not white.
DancerVeiled (2:03:38 PM): But their hair is!
Raiden sparx (2:03:52 PM): Reverse computer geeks!
flarecobra (2:03:54 PM): Goblin?
Raiden sparx (2:04:01 PM): Frog legs.
Raiden sparx (2:04:04 PM): Or rat meat.
Raiden sparx (2:04:13 PM): The stuff that no one wants to eat, but will eat if it means not starving.
flarecobra (2:04:15 PM): Ah. Remind me not to eat goblin.
DancerVeiled (2:04:16 PM): You'd eat goblins?
DancerVeiled (2:04:21 PM): Eww...
DancerVeiled (2:04:26 PM): That's like eating ogres.
DancerVeiled (2:04:38 PM): I prefer to eat Bishies.
DancerVeiled (2:04:46 PM): They're tender on the inside.
loyal2nes (2:04:56 PM): Heh.
flarecobra (2:05:04 PM): Saugan, on the other hand.....yummy! I mean, they're fish. Goes good with yellow rice.
DancerVeiled (2:05:27 PM): Saguhain, I think. It has an H.
flarecobra (2:05:28 PM): Little pepper and lemon.....Mmmm...
flarecobra (2:05:39 PM): Eh, I can't ever spell it right.
DancerVeiled (2:05:40 PM): Sahugain... Maybe...
flarecobra (2:06:42 PM): Hmmm...I wonder if we can get away with a fiend resipie thread in Off-topic......
DancerVeiled (2:07:03 PM): Oooh.
DancerVeiled (2:07:10 PM): A light dash of brimstone for flavor..
flarecobra (2:07:19 PM): What, demon?
loyal2nes (2:07:23 PM): Demonic culinary habits are quite fascinating.
loyal2nes (2:07:31 PM): Surprisingly so, in fact.
DancerVeiled (2:07:38 PM): Skewered in the wrists and hung over an active volcano for 5 minutes, set to "High."
DancerVeiled (2:07:52 PM): Serve warm, with lamb's blood.
flarecobra (2:08:13 PM): The food Network present: Fiend Culnary Delights: with Emeral Agassi.

Nikose Tyris

08-24-2006, 02:30 PM

MelficeSilesia (3:22:34 PM): RP freak.
Nikosetyris1 (3:22:44 PM): Indeed I am. but I'm also good at what i do.
MelficeSilesia (3:23:36 PM): And what you do ain't pretty? =P
Nikosetyris1 (3:24:10 PM): Depends what hour of the night and my level of undress you catch me at.
MelficeSilesia (3:25:10 PM): Oh, god.
I was referring to Wolverine, dammit. I DON'T want to know about that.

Lady Cygnet

08-27-2006, 08:49 AM

Alexander is Nikose, and Str�nger's �ngel is me

Str�nger's �ngel says:
so, you're Mr. Happy
Alexander says:
Mr. Happy?
Alexander says:
*checks*
Str�nger's �ngel says:
on your quiz
Alexander says:
Oh!
Alexander says:
XD
Alexander says:
I see.
Str�nger's �ngel says:
I didn't mean that you're a giant penis
Str�nger's �ngel says:
:p

Alexander says:
>>
<<
Alexander says:
exactly.
Str�nger's �ngel says:
if you are, I don't even WANT to know how you're typing
Alexander says:
...It's like standing sit ups! =D
Alexander says:
XD
Str�nger's �ngel says:
O.o
Alexander says:
oO
Str�nger's �ngel says:
ooookay
Alexander says:
See, this is where you realise it would have been better to avoid Nikose from the start. XD

Nikose Tyris

08-27-2006, 09:08 AM

Str�nger's �ngel says:
are you delierious in the morning, or something?
Str�nger's �ngel says:
http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showpost.php?p=430602&postcount=599
Alexander says:
Why, yes, yes I am.
Alexander says:
ooooh! a link! where does it lead?
Alexander says:
*clicky*
Str�nger's �ngel says:
nude photos of camels
Str�nger's �ngel says:
those darn pornographers
Str�nger's �ngel says:
they stop at nothing
Alexander says:
YAY NUDE PHOTO- HEY WAIT D: IT JUST LOADED NO CAMELS IN SIGHT
Alexander says:
you are crazy
Str�nger's �ngel says:
you're one to talk

The Kneumatic Pnight

08-27-2006, 09:13 PM

Part Eight: Too Lazy to Post

June 23, 12:21:04 PM] CelesJessa87: *feels KP*
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[June 23, 12:31:51 PM] Kneumatic Pnight: Whores.
[June 23, 12:32:13 PM] CelesJessa87: occasionally
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[June 23, 04:16:44 PM] KittyKat10371: NO ONE SHOULD BLOW ME OFF
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[June 23, 11:06:22 PM] CelesJessa87: punish me
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[June 24, 03:14:41 PM] TheWizWhoDidIt: Who would want to do Silly Kitty? Twiddy is so much better
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[June 24, 03:22:50 PM] CelesJessa87: *chops off KP's hips*
[June 24, 03:23:19 PM] CelesJessa87: *licks them away*
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[June 24, 06:23:20 PM] krylokillian: What are you? Gay?
[June 24, 06:23:21 PM] KittyKat10371: Sure
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[June 24, 08:53:34 PM] CelesJessa87: it hurts so good
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[June 24, 09:17:08 PM] CelesJessa87: *hip thrugs*
[June 24, 09:17:27 PM] CelesJessa87: *thrugs KP*
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[June 24, 10:16:47 PM] KittyKat10371: *hip thrusts with CJ*
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[monday, June 26, 2006; 01:33:32 AM] KittyKat10371: *rubs Twiddy* You're my CUNT...
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[June 26, 03:17:15 AM] KittyKat10371: *looks around* Where did my penis go?
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[June 26, 09:34:16 PM] TheWizWhoDidIt: *gives it to Tank*
[June 26, 09:34:21 PM] mammothtankx: Oooooooh.
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[June 28, 05:29:16 AM] TheWizWhoDidIt: What do you consider boring, SK?
[June 28, 05:29:28 AM] KittyKat10371: Your mom in bed.
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[June 28, 10:36:22 PM] TheWizWhoDidIt: See, the problem is, we want to be fucked over, deep inside.
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[June 29, 10:22:12 PM] rippleofthoughts: In any case, I've got posting to do.
[June 29, 10:22:27 PM] Kneumatic Pnight: I've got YOUR MOM to do.
[June 29, 10:22:45 PM] rippleofthoughts: Oddly enough, I have that to do to.
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[July 01, 09:25:19 AM] mesden: I DO seduce kids
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[July 01, 11:59:54 PM] mammothtankx: Ooh *sticks it into the doll*
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[July 03, 02:29:59 PM] CaptainFinland: Always been a friend of sucking
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[July 03, 02:42:59 PM] DanielleSephy: *lick lick*
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[July 05, 05:10:48 AM] KittyKat10371: CAN YOU SEE MY MONKEY ?
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[July 06, 03:26:31 PM] KittyKat10371: Ah Mardi Gras bear feel on me
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[July 07, 03:46:54 PM] madmuffin398: I'm a muff

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[July 07, 09:00:45 PM] flarecobra: Twid...get out of my hole.

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[July 08, 01:04:59 PM] NPFenris: I love the thing with Ed and the little girl.

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[July 08, 05:12:44 PM] TwiddyKitty: *Sucks on it*

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[July 08, 05:28:35 PM] TwiddyKitty: What's incest?
[July 08, 05:28:40 PM] KittyKat10371: .....
[July 08, 05:28:41 PM] flarecobra: ...........
[July 08, 05:28:42 PM] NPFenris: It's really fun.
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[July 10, 11:42:40 PM] CelesJessa87: *thumps up*
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[July 11, 01:10:01 AM] CelesJessa87: I feel sheep
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[July 11, 06:22:12 PM] DanielleSephy: Mmmmmmm... man soup.
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[July 11, 07:50:16 PM] KittyKat10371: AHHHHHHH
[July 11, 07:50:21 PM] KittyKat10371: .. tingly..
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[July 12, 03:16:40 PM] archmagedb: *Snuggles Penis.*
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[July 13, 07:15:31 PM] DrFrankenPhreak: nothing's better than bukkake
[July 13, 07:15:34 PM] KittyKat10371: I thought so.
[July 13, 07:15:35 PM] KittyKat10371: Thanks.
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[July 13, 09:24:33 PM] NPFenris: *feels krylo*
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[July 14, 01:53:49 AM] mesden: *Grabs Willy*
[July 14, 01:53:54 AM] PyrosNine: NOOOOOooooooooooooo
[July 14, 01:53:56 AM] PyrosNine: MY BABY
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[July 14, 02:01:16 AM] KittyKat10371: I need more action..
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[July 15, 05:45:45 PM] archmagedb: *gropes MT*
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[July 15, 05:51:14 PM] archmagedb: DB is gay.
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[July 15, 05:58:51 PM] NPFenris: DB IS A NECROPHILE
[July 15, 05:58:51 PM] archmagedb: Yes
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[July 17, 10:50:29 PM] loyal2nes: ...I ate 'er prostate fluids
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[July 17, 11:00:09 PM] KittyKat10371: No, it feels tight.
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[July 19, 06:29:02 PM] Raidensparx: *takes it out of hiding*
[July 19, 06:29:05 PM] Raidensparx: *plays with it*
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[July 21, 10:37:23 PM] CelesJessa87: I love foot sex
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[July 22, 02:04:09 AM] Sasami Android: Talk about Bukkake =D
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[July 22, 02:09:36 AM] rickzarber: Wait... incest?
[July 22, 02:09:38 AM] Sasami Android: Bah A mere technicality.
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[July 24, 01:29:57 AM] KittyKat10371: Lets sleep together
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[July 24, 09:54:48 PM] KittyKat10371: *shows Ecurt her penis*
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[July 26, 11:27:45 AM] npfenris: I blow harder.
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[July 26, 05:41:06 PM] TheWizWhoDidIt: *is shaken* Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.
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[July 26, 09:43:10 PM] TheWizWhoDidIt: *satisfies KP*
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[July 27, 09:46:37 PM] DanielleSephy: SO
[July 27, 09:46:39 PM] DanielleSephy: HUGE
[July 27, 09:46:43 PM] DanielleSephy: *dies*
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[July 28, 12:22:36 AM] Kneumatic Pnight: *eats Demons*
[July 28, 12:22:38 AM] *** Raidensparx has left the chat.
[July 28, 12:22:39 AM] *** CelesJessa87 has left the chat.
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[July 31, 01:52:07 PM] KittyKat10371: I AM IMPROBING
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[August 02, 04:52:01 PM] npfenris: I'ma go blow stuff.
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[August 02, 08:24:16 PM] mesden: With your legs
[August 02, 08:24:17 PM] KittyKat10371: I will spread it
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[August 02, 08:28:37 PM] KittyKat10371: Butter fuck would be better...
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[August 05, 07:20:33 PM] KittyKat10371: Fenris, Ben Dover.
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[August 09, 09:48:57 PM] KittyKat10371: I AM DOING ALL THREE
[August 09, 09:48:59 PM] KittyKat10371: WOOOOO
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[August 10, 08:08:15 PM] KittyKat10371: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
[August 10, 08:08:17 PM] KittyKat10371: BOOOOOM
[August 10, 08:08:20 PM] KittyKat10371: SHAKE IT
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NPFenris (8:52:55 PM): Dong really good
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[August 10, 09:17:55 PM] bellerussian: *sits on MT's tank*
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[August 10, 09:21:20 PM] mesden: *is sprayed by MT*
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[August 10, 09:26:40 PM] KittyKat10371: My booty
[August 10, 09:26:42 PM] KittyKat10371: MY BOOTY
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[August 11, 08:43:59 PM] archmagedb: Kitty
[August 11, 08:44:04 PM] archmagedb: Guess what I'm doing?
[August 11, 08:45:32 PM] KittyKat10371: What, DB?
[August 11, 08:45:43 PM] archmagedb: MASTUBATING ON YOUR CHILDHOOD DREAMS
[August 11, 08:46:41 PM] KittyKat10371: That isn't very nice.
[August 11, 08:46:55 PM] archmagedb: What did you want to be when you grew up?
[August 11, 08:47:28 PM] KittyKat10371: Your mom
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[August 13, 12:36:13 AM] mesden: NOW MY BREASTS ARE ALL NICE AND WELL POSITIONED
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[August 17, 09:16:19 PM] KittyKat10371: Tomorrow is my easy day. ^^
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[August 18, 07:25:43 PM] KittyKat10371: Hm.. lots of people sure do want my penis to get bigger
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[August 18, 09:48:33 PM] *** KittyKat10371 has joined the chat.
[August 18, 09:48:38 PM] KittyKat10371: Okay, I will be a good girl.
[August 18, 09:48:41 PM] Kneumatic Pnight: *and now I'm back up*
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[August 19, 11:19:53 PM] archmagedb: Kitty masturbates to it.
[August 19, 11:20:01 PM] KittyKat10371: ...
[August 19, 11:20:02 PM] krylokillian: So do I.
[August 19, 11:20:07 PM] archmagedb: I know, I watch.
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[August 22, 09:25:44 PM] loyal2nes: *Pulls pants up*
[August 22, 09:25:47 PM] KittyKat10371: =(
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[August 22, 09:51:06 PM] KittyKat10371: *pulls Twiddy off*
[August 22, 09:51:08 PM] TheWizWhoDidIt: Yes, love does feel like that ^^
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[August 27, 05:22:23 PM] KittyKat10371: I tried to fuck your mom in the ass
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[August 27, 06:26:26 PM] AdgharKH: I HATE LATINOS SO FUCKING MUCH
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[August 27, 08:38:31 PM] KittyKat10371: I DID IT SEXY!
[August 27, 08:38:35 PM] KittyKat10371: *shakes TwiddY*

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche

08-29-2006, 02:50 PM

[12:32] TheWizWhoDidIt: Bah. Just saying blacks aren't useful in a moshpit type battle.

Totally within Context.

Arhra

09-02-2006, 09:58 AM

Well, been quite a while since I last posted here but this struck me as funny enough to post

(00:10:56) Arhra213: I want it done yesterday, if not sooner!
(00:20:16) Arhra213: Yesterday was twenty minutes ago!
(00:20:32) Arhra213: Get with the times people
(00:23:14) Raiden sparx: twenty minutes ago?
(00:23:20) Raiden sparx: Yesterday was...over 9 hours ago.
(00:23:51) Raiden sparx: Your timezone is wrong.
(00:23:54) Raiden sparx: Mine is right.
(00:24:03) Raiden sparx: Ethnocentricity at its best.
(00:30:19) Arhra213: I suppose that's what you inferior beings from the past use to comfort yourself
(00:35:39) Raiden sparx: From the past?
(00:35:51) Raiden sparx: YOU'RE from the past, if midnight just came and gone recently for you.
(00:35:55) Raiden sparx: We're in the future, bitch.
(00:36:02) Raiden sparx: Bow to our modernizm.
(00:41:03) Arhra213: Correction: here it is the third of the ninth month
(00:41:19) Raiden sparx: Pfffft.
(00:41:22) Raiden sparx: There is no such thing.
(00:41:23) Arhra213: In your backwards country, 'tis merely the second
(00:42:04) Raiden sparx: You are so far behind us in the past, your minds have to imagine that you're ahead of us, simply to keep sane.
(00:42:07) Raiden sparx: I pity you.
(00:42:24) Arhra213: Of course, I shouldn't be surprised by such misunderstandings from inferior beings
(00:44:23) Raiden sparx: Ah, undereducated sentients like you and your ilk would think so.
(00:45:38) Arhra213: You can't even see the obvious
(00:46:16) Raiden sparx: Pointing out the obvious is for simpletons that can't get it themselves.
(00:46:21) Raiden sparx: Again, I feel pity for you.
(00:47:28) Raiden sparx: And I need to move stuff now.
(00:48:12) Arhra213: You probably have to use your hands to move things. Ahahahahahaha

Nikose Tyris

09-02-2006, 01:48 PM

Nikose -=Beautiful let down = Meant to live =- said:
RAWR
The very model of the modern major general says:
I'm not kissing you.
Nikose -=Beautiful let down = Meant to live =- says:
aw.

Fenris

09-02-2006, 11:03 PM

MasakaIsWaking: this is much different from the board I had 8 years ago
NPFenris: ^^;
MasakaIsWaking: here we go
MasakaIsWaking: Empress, Senators, Citizens, Exiled
MasakaIsWaking: it's empirical! XD
NPFenris: Woo!
NPFenris: Yay!
MasakaIsWaking: I mad with power! Mad!
MasakaIsWaking: mine's all about the arts, though
NPFenris: Can I join?
MasakaIsWaking: I'm too poor to afford games
MasakaIsWaking: of course
NPFenris: Yaaaaaaaay!
MasakaIsWaking: I'd even create you a Senator, if you like
NPFenris: Oh, that'd be quite neat.
MasakaIsWaking: http://z10.invisionfree.com/The_Lake/index.php
NPFenris: Join'd.
MasakaIsWaking: sweet
NPFenris: ^^
MasakaIsWaking: awesome
NPFenris: Yaye.
MasakaIsWaking: let me see here
NPFenris: Might I suggest throwing the rules into a post instead of the paragraph?
MasakaIsWaking: yeah
MasakaIsWaking: I'll get to that as soon as I can
MasakaIsWaking: I didn't realize it would do that
NPFenris: ^^;
MasakaIsWaking: yeah
MasakaIsWaking: better?
NPFenris: Much1
NPFenris: *!
NPFenris: One question, if I set my ass on fire, and take a picture, can I flame?
MasakaIsWaking: yes, yes you may
NPFenris: Yay!~
MasakaIsWaking: as long as it amuses the Empress
NPFenris: ^-^

npfenris: 8D
clollieman: 8D
npfenris: (]8
clollieman: DD:
clollieman: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
clollieman: *OVERKILL*
npfenris: *OVERKILLED*
clollieman: 8D
npfenris: 89
npfenris: ...
npfenris: I don't know what I was trying to attempt with that.
clollieman: :9
npfenris: ~
clollieman: :9~
npfenris: I /am/ underage, you know.
clollieman: Oohhhh yeeeeaahhh...
clollieman: <3~~=^_^=!!
npfenris: And I am /not/ Sammy.
clollieman: I know that! :D

I don't attack Sammy with kawaii! :D
npfenris: Oh.
npfenris: Do you attack Sammy with "*YIFF*"?
clollieman: Well, y'know. Not in so little words. But yes! 8D
clollieman: "*yiff yiff*" 8D
npfenris: Yes.
npfenris: =D
clollieman: See? That's two yiffs. You only said one. :0
clollieman: TEEHEE
clollieman: I'M SICK =^_^=
npfenris: Aw.
npfenris: Sick as in minded?
npfenris: Or sick as in "BLAAAAAAAAAAAAARF!"?
clollieman: Both!

Except it's more of a "*DIFFICULTY BREATHING*" than anything. :0
npfenris: Aaaaaaaah.
clollieman: But I'm also sick minded. 8D
clollieman: *LIIIIICK* 8D
npfenris: D8
clollieman: YEAH TAKE THAT
npfenris: D8
clollieman: YEAH THAT'S RIGHT
npfenris: 8D
clollieman: :D
clollieman: DAMN IT I NEED TO YIFF SOMEONE.
npfenris: Hm.
npfenris: DFM.
npfenris: Ooh, no, Raiden!
npfenris: YIFF RAIDEN!
clollieman: No. D:
npfenris: Aw, it'll be hilarious. XD
npfenris: KP?
clollieman: I don't wanna open up any more chat windows. :0
npfenris: ...
npfenris: Pffffffff.
clollieman: FENRIISSS. BUDDYYYYEEE. PAAALLLLL.
npfenris: o.O
npfenris: EY, I KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING. D:
clollieman: REALLY? :D
npfenris: :D
clollieman: OH GOOD, I DON'T HAVE TO ASK
clollieman: *POUND*
npfenris: o.o
clollieman: *DOLLAR SIGN*
npfenris: *CURRENCY SYMBOL*
clollieman: *YEN*
npfenris: �
clollieman: *YOU ALREADY SAID THAT ONE*
clollieman: *CENSORSHIP*
clollieman: Well that was fun. 83
clollieman: HEY THERE BUDDY, DID YOU LIKE THAT? 83
npfenris: YES YES I DID. 83
clollieman: Oh. :0
clollieman: I was kinda hoping I'd scarred you for life or something. :0
clollieman: That's a bit of a drag. :0
npfenris: Oh. :0
npfenris: Pfff, I have a girlfirend now.
clollieman: PFFT.
npfenris: I am now impervious to your yiff barrage.
clollieman: FINE.
npfenris: Except if you do it just right.
npfenris: Then it scars for x2 damage! :0
clollieman: *A LITTLE TO THE LEFT*
npfenris: OH GOD THE RATS!
clollieman: 83
npfenris: 38
clollieman: <3~~=^_^=!!

Bob The Mercenary

09-04-2006, 10:42 PM

BobtheMercenary (11:26:10 PM): lawl, saving the world from giant radioactive zombie crocs, that'd be a hardcore exit
Karesh15 (11:26:26 PM): Yea
Karesh15 (11:26:37 PM): But a fucking stingray got him.
DeathByStab (11:26:51 PM): and Yeah Zombie Crocs were what I thought too..I thought he'd save the world from them...fucking ray
Darthlord Ragnos (11:26:54 PM): Through the heart
Karesh15 (11:27:03 PM): Yea
Darthlord Ragnos (11:27:03 PM): That's like crazy strange luck
Karesh15 (11:27:06 PM): That was a cheep shot.
Karesh15 (11:27:16 PM): The stingray was working with the zombie crocs is what I think,
DeathByStab (11:27:16 PM): Maybe he faked his death...he's pretty crafty...
Karesh15 (11:27:26 PM): THey knew that only one man could stop them.
DeathByStab (11:27:50 PM): now the zombie crocs can move in and take over...we have one last hope: Chuck Norris
Karesh15 (11:27:54 PM): So they hired an elite stingray assassin
LethargyMan (11:29:30 PM): Hoohah.
Karesh15 (11:31:47 PM): Sign up today to stop the zombie crocs

Bob The Mercenary

09-04-2006, 11:26 PM

BobtheMercenary (11:35:14 PM): oh, I saw the single coolest thing I've ever seen today

DeathByStab (11:35:27 PM): what was it?

BobtheMercenary (11:35:28 PM): I was outside on my stepmom's porch by her pool...

BobtheMercenary (11:35:47 PM): and saw a giant pile of ants near the edge, thought they were just eating something

BobtheMercenary (11:36:08 PM): but we looked closer and it was actually two colonies of different types of ants battling each other

BobtheMercenary (11:36:23 PM): they were fucking breaking each other's bodies

LethargyMan (11:36:23 PM): Did you break it up?

BobtheMercenary (11:36:29 PM): well...

DeathByStab (11:36:38 PM): wow man! that's sweet!

DeathByStab (11:36:46 PM): did you kick them all in the pool?

BobtheMercenary (11:36:50 PM): We saw that the two sides were the big against the small ones...

BobtheMercenary (11:36:59 PM): and they each had their own "sides"

Karesh15 (11:37:17 PM): ...

Karesh15 (11:37:24 PM): Did the small ones have more numbers?

BobtheMercenary (11:37:25 PM): so...we were drinking at the time, I took a few drops of tequila and dropped it on the small guys side

Karesh15 (11:37:30 PM): WHY!?

DeathByStab (11:37:37 PM): and so did they win?

DeathByStab (11:37:41 PM): who won?

Karesh15 (11:37:48 PM): You needed to help the small ones man!

BobtheMercenary (11:37:50 PM): So they'd get drunk, lose their inhibitions, and fight the fuckers off

BobtheMercenary (11:38:02 PM): THEN

Karesh15 (11:38:28 PM): ok

Karesh15 (11:38:30 PM): So

Karesh15 (11:38:34 PM): Who won?

DeathByStab (11:38:36 PM): then?

BobtheMercenary (11:38:37 PM): I took a piece of cloth, lit it on fire, and dropped it on the big ant side yelling "nuclear launch detected"

DeathByStab (11:38:44 PM): lol

LethargyMan (11:38:50 PM): Yes!

Karesh15 (11:38:50 PM): YES

DeathByStab (11:38:54 PM): and who won?

BobtheMercenary (11:39:00 PM): The small ones ^_^

LethargyMan (11:39:02 PM): Humanity.

Karesh15 (11:39:03 PM): Good

Karesh15 (11:39:13 PM): Did the small ones go into the enemy hive?

Karesh15 (11:39:28 PM): Like a small tactical 5 ant squad?

BobtheMercenary (11:39:31 PM): we were cheering the most at one point where one small one took a big one face-to-face and won

BobtheMercenary (11:39:40 PM): it looked like it broke his neck

DeathByStab (11:39:43 PM): yay! there's hope for us against the crocs! it's a sign!

TheWizWhoDidIt (11:39:47 PM) has entered the room.

BobtheMercenary (11:39:49 PM): lol

Karesh15 (11:39:50 PM): TWIDDY

Karesh15 (11:39:54 PM): THE LITTLE ANTS WON!

DeathByStab (11:39:58 PM): wow that's sweet as hell man!

BobtheMercenary (11:39:58 PM):

DeathByStab (11:40:06 PM): yay! Twiddy!

TheWizWhoDidIt (11:40:18 PM): Hey Karesh, hey DBS.

TheWizWhoDidIt (11:41:42 PM): ... Flare has a leash?

BobtheMercenary (11:41:45 PM): And no, Karesh, they just, and this was also sweet, hauled the bodies of the dead underground and kinda cleaned up

Karesh15 (11:42:05 PM): nice

Karesh15 (11:42:12 PM): They are going to create Cyborg ants.

Karesh15 (11:42:26 PM): "we can rebuild our enemys."

BobtheMercenary (11:42:27 PM): to combat the zombie crocs?

BobtheMercenary (11:42:31 PM): lol

Karesh15 (11:42:35 PM): "Turn them loose upon their former allies"

Karesh15 (11:42:42 PM): "THEN CRUSH ALL THAT RESIST!"

BobtheMercenary (11:42:48 PM): Where's that from ><

Karesh15 (11:42:51 PM): This speech of course

Karesh15 (11:43:01 PM): is made near the statue of bob they made.

Karesh15 (11:43:11 PM): After their new god saved their efforts on the battlefield

BobtheMercenary (11:43:14 PM): oh we were talking about that too

DeathByStab (11:43:29 PM): and made them drunk with tequila

BobtheMercenary (11:43:34 PM): maybe a small statue of this italian dude holding a bottle of tequila =D

FencerShinryuu (11:43:37 PM): You don't know pain.

DeathByStab (11:43:51 PM): That's a sweet statue!

BobtheMercenary (11:44:01 PM): and a rag on fire

Karesh15 (11:44:10 PM): And so the ants go on.

LethargyMan (11:44:14 PM): It would probably just look like a small pile of dirt.

Karesh15 (11:44:22 PM): The scientists devoloping teh cyborg army.

LethargyMan (11:44:23 PM): In the shape of the Washington Monument.

Karesh15 (11:44:29 PM): While the warriors mop up the resistance.

P-Sleazy

09-05-2006, 10:06 PM

Me and Roy just now

RoyDMylote: I'm sixteen, I 'SPOSED to be annoying.
pauljg04: I'm 18, I'm supposed to do illigal shit
pauljg04: but I don't just as much as you're not annoying
pauljg04: you're sweet
pauljg04: like all 16 year olds
RoyDMylote: Dang.
RoyDMylote: CRAP.
pauljg04: what?
RoyDMylote: I'm sweet.
pauljg04: thats right roy
RoyDMylote: Sucks to be me.
pauljg04: nah
pauljg04: I wish I was sweet 16 again
RoyDMylote: Weird...
pauljg04: cause I was a vindictive ass hole back then
RoyDMylote: I mean, you've got your puberty, your uncontrollable hormones, your parents...
pauljg04: ....
pauljg04: Puberty?
pauljg04: whats that?
RoyDMylote: Okay, Black Mage, Puberty is when...
pauljg04: whats puberty
pauljg04: I need to know what it is before I can tell you when or where it is
RoyDMylote: Are...are you serious?
RoyDMylote: You know, when you grow your hair and your balls.
pauljg04: .....
pauljg04: Hair grows there?
RoyDMylote: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puberty
RoyDMylote: Yes.
pauljg04: ok...THATS a bit far now...
RoyDMylote: What?
pauljg04: I don't want to know what it is
pauljg04: I want to live in my hippie 60's lifestyle
pauljg04: IGNORANCE IS BLISS!
pauljg04: IGNORANCE IS BLISS!
RoyDMylote: Jeezus.

Roy_D_Mylote

09-08-2006, 10:19 PM

RoyDMylote: I mean, it's not all just looks.
mustanglvr20: yes it shouldn't be all bout looks
RoyDMylote: Well it ISN'T.
mustanglvr20: i kno i am just sayin
RoyDMylote: ;)
mustanglvr20: winkin?? lol
mustanglvr20: that is cool lookin
RoyDMylote: Yeah.
RoyDMylote: I knowz.
mustanglvr20: lol.. i dont' have that
mustanglvr20: gosh loser
RoyDMylote: What don't you have?!
mustanglvr20: a lot of things
mustanglvr20: lol
RoyDMylote: What were you talking about just now?
mustanglvr20: the smiley
RoyDMylote: Uh...
RoyDMylote: You use the semi-colon: ; and then add the parinthesi.
RoyDMylote: )
mustanglvr20: the winky smiley...
RoyDMylote: ;)
mustanglvr20: lol
mustanglvr20: i dont' ahe it tho
RoyDMylote: You just TYPE IT.
mustanglvr20: ok wut was it again
RoyDMylote: SEMICOLON: ; and PARENTHESI: )
mustanglvr20:
mustanglvr20: ;)
mustanglvr20: o i do have it
mustanglvr20: whoa

^^ I have an idiot cousin!

Sithdarth

09-10-2006, 10:57 AM

Note: The first few lines I had a light grey background that made my dark grey text look black. Then against my better judgement I gave in on that and dropped the background so all that was left was my rather close to black grey text.

Macabre: wow, that guy earlier was retarded
Sithdarth: Of course
Macabre: what is up with these retards lately
Sithdarth: No idea
Macabre: you, turn the background off of your text
Sithdarth: I think that did it
Macabre: what did what
Sithdarth: Turned off the background color
Macabre: why dont you make your text black, just like everyone else
Sithdarth: Because I like being different
Macabre: you're not fucking special, despite what your mom said
Sithdarth: I never said special
Sithdarth: I said different
Macabre: well its annoying, so no
Macabre: if you want to be different, don't do it for the sake of being different, do it because you are. and don't try to project yourself as "different". if you really are different, it will show. Otherwise you're just being a pretentious bitch and should go join some emo band and cut yourself because the world doesn't understand you, or your differenc, or the fact that your really the same as everyone else
Sithdarth: If you really want to know its because the only stable IRC client I have ever got my computer to run is Trillian and I'm to much of a lazy bastard to change my font preferences.
Macabre: well. change it
Macabre: I mean, who are you, because I dont recognize this nick
Sithdarth: On the forums from the site which this chat gets its name I have the exact same nick
Macabre: ok, just making sure, so I've been here a hell of a lot longer, so I think most of the other seniors here would agree with me, change the color. Nice to have you, welcome to the channel, not trying to shove you away. but seriously, change the color
Macabre: and on that note, I'm leaving

Now there are oh so many reasons why I think this is quite funny. The biggest would probably be the massive amounts of irony contained with in. Right from the first line even. I mean I count at least three if not four distinct cases of irony in that exchange starting right from that first line.

Oh and by the way, that attitude right there is why I stopped coming to the IRC room the first time. (After fighting for weeks to get a free IRC client running since the one Shiney linked is no longer free. I did this the first time ,mind you, after being berrated in exactly the same way for not having default text and using Trillian as a client.) Silly me I thought it might have changed in there. But really I don't want to talk to a group of people that can't stand even a small fucking difference in text color. Much less a group of people that will endlessly berate and insult me over it while trying to insist on some form of superiority over me derived from having wasted a larger portion of their equally important lives in an internet chat room.

Although, the more a read that log the funnier it gets.

Edit: Oh yeah and this just happened a little bit ago. Incase you were wondering.

TheSpacePope

09-10-2006, 05:08 PM

I don't know if I am supposed to post a comment here, but for what it is worth, that guy was kind of a jerkface.

I mean really, color don't matter, it's interesting.
To be different that is.

Tolerance kiddies.
Tolerance.

Dragonsbane

09-10-2006, 09:09 PM

KittyKat10371: Okay, if I see black people I must beat him with a bat before he can rob me

Important note, this was taken entirely out of context. Kitty was actually disparaging those who consider generalities to be truth by using as an example "some black men will rob me, therefore are all black men criminals?" Silly Kitty is not a racist, even if she IS from a rednecky part of America.

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche

09-11-2006, 12:47 AM

...I need to stop staying up so late.

Karesh15 (1:26:45 AM): Yea
Karesh15 (1:26:53 AM): This conversation needs your input.
Karesh15 (1:26:59 AM): Nude sleeping!
GotenFan1 (1:27:05 AM): And possibly sexing!
GotenFan1 (1:27:32 AM): *pokes SA* Go on. Input
Karesh15 (1:27:57 AM): ....
Karesh15 (1:28:01 AM): INPUT
Karesh15 (1:28:06 AM): NEED MORE INPUT
Sasami Android (1:28:47 AM): Nude sleeping?
Karesh15 (1:28:52 AM): Indeed.
Sasami Android (1:28:58 AM): Just my TALKING gives you enough input to your imaginations. XD
Sasami Android (1:29:12 AM): Hell, I don't even need to talk! I just need to be in here!
Karesh15 (1:29:20 AM): ...sadly
Karesh15 (1:29:23 AM): shes probably right.
Sasami Android (1:29:27 AM): ...and some days that's not even needed!
Sasami Android (1:29:40 AM): I just exist and that's enough~
Sasami Android (1:29:47 AM): Oh yeah, sleeping in the nude is awesome.
Karesh15 (1:29:48 AM): Yea
GotenFan1 (1:29:48 AM): I'd like to input her
Karesh15 (1:29:50 AM): We sit in here.
GotenFan1 (1:29:54 AM): Anywho
Karesh15 (1:29:58 AM): "You know something?"
Karesh15 (1:29:59 AM): "what?"
Karesh15 (1:30:08 AM): "Somewhere out there SA is existing"'
GotenFan1 (1:30:13 AM): Totally
Karesh15 (1:30:14 AM): "that's hot."
Sasami Android (1:30:22 AM): XD
Sasami Android (1:30:26 AM): I'm going to use that!
GotenFan1 (1:30:32 AM): As you should
Karesh15 (1:30:34 AM): For what?
Sasami Android (1:30:41 AM): For whatever I use it for!
Karesh15 (1:30:45 AM): Blackmail?
GotenFan1 (1:30:46 AM): See? This is what goes on during the napping time
Sasami Android (1:30:47 AM): Nah.
Karesh15 (1:30:48 AM): You can't prove anything!
GotenFan1 (1:30:51 AM): Comedy gold
Karesh15 (1:30:54 AM): I WASN"T EVEN HERE
Karesh15 (1:31:07 AM): ..Comedy gold it is then
Sasami Android (1:31:11 AM): Wing wong?
Karesh15 (1:31:18 AM): Definatly

Fenris

09-11-2006, 08:22 PM

FenrisWolf says:
I had a thought.
FenrisWolf says:
You know what technobabble is?
IOWAJCE says:
Yeah.
FenrisWolf says:
In the future, when they invent all those things, what will they think of Star Trek?
IOWACJE says:
Shatner will be hailed as a god?
FenrisWolf says:
I'm a rocket man.

mammothtank

09-12-2006, 08:27 AM

So I close Ragnarok after playing for a while, then realize I left Trillian up, because I am met with this:
[20:03] TreyLichlord: die
[20:13] TreyLichlord: die now
[20:13] TreyLichlord: please?
[20:13] TreyLichlord: *begs*
[20:16] TreyLichlord: I'll give you a cookie if you keel over, I swear!

Mesden

09-13-2006, 06:42 PM

MFIDFMMF (6:19:53 PM): Oh! I was suppose to write/illustrate a children's story earlier today, so let me know what you think. :)

I am now scared, scarred, marred, depraved and hopelessly lots in my own mind.

Also: DFM's comic freaked me out a little too.

Death by Stabbing

09-13-2006, 11:51 PM

Karesh15: Reminds me of this one movie I saw.
Karesh15: Where this guy could shoot lighting out of his bible.
Sasami Android: I'm not sure we want to hear it.
Karesh15: If I remember right
Karesh15: He had this fight with an evil version of himself every couple of decades.
Karesh15: But this time around his evil self killed just about everyone who would've tried to help.
Karesh15: So he couldn't shoot lightning out of bibles anymore.
Sasami Android: o _ 0
DeathByStab: Karesh...you're thinking of Fifth not a movie
Karesh15: But at the end for no aparent reason him and the evil guy are fighting on and under a lake.
Karesh15: With magic going everywhere and alot of subtext
Sasami Android: ....
Karesh15: Yea
Sasami Android: ....WHAT?
Karesh15: I didn't really pay attention to the subtext.
Sasami Android: No, seriously, what?
DeathByStab: wouldn't using an electric Bible be really dumb underwater?
Karesh15: He wasn't using the bible anymore.
DeathByStab: oh...so what did he have..with out a Bible he doesn't seem so tough
Sasami Android: ....
Sasami Android: *dies laughing*
Karesh15: Dunnp
Karesh15: They were just flying around
Karesh15: Shooting shit at each other
Karesh15: Punching
DeathByStab: Dump? he took a dump?
Karesh15: .....
Karesh15: OH
Sasami Android: XD
Karesh15: I remember how he wins now!
Karesh15: He send the other guy to hell
Sasami Android: XD
Karesh15: If I remember right.
Karesh15: That might've just been subtext
DeathByStab: with shitting on him or a Bible?
Karesh15: HE DIDNT HAVE A BIBLE
Sasami Android: Holy crap, that's just too fuckin' funny!
DeathByStab: or a Dream sequence?
Karesh15: AND IT DEFINATLY DIDN'T TELL ME IF HE TOOK A SHIT
Karesh15: I think it was called Voodoo moon
DeathByStab: What's funny?
Sasami Android: That's just too funny!
Karesh15: An ironic name for a movie with a lightning shooting bible.
DeathByStab: Look it up on Wiki
Sasami Android: *tears of laughter*
DeathByStab: Yeah that is an ironic name...
DeathByStab: What's so funny?
Sasami Android: That...whole movie idea.
Karesh15: It wasn't meant to be funny.
Sasami Android: Wow. I can't stop laughing.
Sasami Android: Just the way you guys describe it.
DeathByStab: It is pretty funny
Karesh15: OH
Karesh15: And then there was the CORN!
Sasami Android: "Wouldn't using an electric bible be a bad idea underwater?" Xd
FencerShinryuu: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Guyver_(film)
Karesh15: The zombies were in the corn
Sasami Android: ....
Sasami Android: Hahahahahahaha!
DeathByStab: This is awsome! XD
Karesh15: The zombies wanted the guys bible!
Karesh15: So that he couldnt shoot lightning at them anymore
Sasami Android: But...
DeathByStab: wow that's just wow
Sasami Android: If the guy killed his friends, he couldn't shoot lightening anyways...
Sasami Android: What's the point of the zombies?
DeathByStab: and when did he kill his friends?
Karesh15: No
Sasami Android: No no no, the BAD guy.
Karesh15: I think I had the friends thing wrong.
Sasami Android: Oh.
Karesh15: I think the friends were just more subtext and sub plots that didn't make any sense.
Sasami Android: So how did he lose his lightening?
DeathByStab: oh the bad guy
Karesh15: The zombies stole his bible.
Sasami Android: Oh.
Sasami Android: Then what was the whole thing about the guy killing friends?
Karesh15: And the zombies were his friends.
Sasami Android: ....
Sasami Android: So wait....
DeathByStab: well why does he need that Bible? can't he use any Bible?
Sasami Android: The zombies...were who's friend?
Karesh15: The zombies were the bible guys friends.
DeathByStab: or is this a magic Bible?
Sasami Android: Oh.
Karesh15: After being killed.
Sasami Android: ....OH.
Sasami Android: I get it now.
Sasami Android: So his friends were killed and they became zombies and stole the bible!
Karesh15: Thats why we feed beef burgers to swans.
Sasami Android: You make pigs smoke.
Karesh15: Let me think about it.
Karesh15: At the start hes making another friend.
Karesh15: By blowing up zombies with his bible.
Sasami Android: "If you see a family having a picnic in a lovely field, and there's a pond nearby, you fill the pond in with concrete...
Sasami Android: You plow the family into the field, you blow up the tree...
Karesh15: You blow up the tree
Sasami Android: And you take the leaves to make a dress for your wife who's also your BROTHER.
Karesh15: And use the leaves to make a dress for your wife who is also your brother
Karesh15: GAH!
Sasami Android: Ninja'd!
Karesh15: Split second late EVERY DAMN TIME
Karesh15: This is an exact quote as the guy is talking to his zombies.
Karesh15: "You just had to stall enough to let me kill a few more of his friends. But now they've found the town and I need to follow procedure."

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche

09-14-2006, 05:47 PM

(6:35:49 PM) Nails McCabe has entered the room.
Nails McCabe (6:35:56 PM): mmmmmmmmm
Nails McCabe (6:35:57 PM): eh.
Nails McCabe (6:36:11 PM): nothin' much worth bothering with.
Nails McCabe (6:36:14 PM): oh well.
Nails McCabe (6:36:16 PM): later.
Nails McCabe (6:36:20 PM): Jerks!
(6:36:23 PM) Nails McCabe has left the room.
Karesh15 (6:36:59 PM): ...What the hell?

BlackMageGirl!

09-14-2006, 06:10 PM

"Wingless" says:
MAD!

"Wingless" says:
Tell me to buy a cheesecake.

Justine says:
holy crap

Justine says:
you're SA

Justine says:
not KP

Justine says:
for soem reason I always thought WQingless was KP

Justine says:
um

"Wingless" says:
...

"Wingless" says:
XD

Justine says:
buy a cheesecake

"Wingless" says:
I love you too mad. XD

Death by Stabbing

09-16-2006, 12:20 AM

TheWizWhoDidIt: Like, hump SK.
TheWizWhoDidIt: I guess.
GuruSloth has left the room.

I wonder where he's going...
Sk is going to kill me

Jeneralissimo

09-16-2006, 07:53 PM

bellerussian: I had a gyro and kataifi
TheWizWhoDidIt: ...
TheWizWhoDidIt: A what and a who?
bellerussian: http://www.geocities.com/NapaValley/7003/greek/sweets/pastry/kat1.html
bellerussian: that's for kataifi
TheWizWhoDidIt: ... Yes, I can totally read a formula and know what the food is then.
bellerussian: well, I don't know if there are pictures of it
TheWizWhoDidIt: ...
TheWizWhoDidIt: There probably is.
TheWizWhoDidIt: Somewhere.
bellerussian: *looking*
bellerussian: http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=kataifi
bellerussian: they look kinda weird but they're yummy
TheWizWhoDidIt: ... That looks like a rat...
bellerussian: besides, I thought you were a chemist, a recipe should have been enough for you
TheWizWhoDidIt: A very furry rat.
TheWizWhoDidIt: With hay glued to it.
bellerussian: I assure you, they are quite yummy
bellerussian: I had a nice big one tonight
bellerussian: see, all Greek pastries are pretty sticky because they use honet
bellerussian: *honey
bellerussian: I had to eat the kataifi with a fork
TheWizWhoDidIt: ... You cut up a hay rat?
TheWizWhoDidIt: YOU MONSTER!
bellerussian: it's shredded wheat with nuts held together by honey
TheWizWhoDidIt: It's a hay rat.
bellerussian: shredded wheat is not hay
bellerussian: and rats aren't made of nuts
bellerussian: where the hell did you get the rat from anyway?
TheWizWhoDidIt: ... No one listens to me anymore...
bellerussian: I saw that you called it that, I just don't know how you saw a rat in my pastry

******************************
And the madness enters the chatroom

bellerussian: I'm educating Twid on Greek pastries
Kneumatic Pnight: SEXY!
TheWizWhoDidIt: You mean various types of rats?
bellerussian: http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=kataifi
bellerussian: does anyone else see a rat in these pictures?
Kneumatic Pnight: Yes.
Kneumatic Pnight: That second picture is clearly a rat.
Kneumatic Pnight: Made out of wheat.
Kneumatic Pnight: Badly.
bellerussian: Besides KP? *pointed stare*
Kneumatic Pnight: T.t
TheWizWhoDidIt: XD
Kneumatic Pnight: **T.T
bellerussian: are you two plotting against me here?
Kneumatic Pnight: No.
TheWizWhoDidIt: No, KP's just my god now.
Kneumatic Pnight: HE's plotting against you.
bellerussian: they're not rats!
FencerShinryuu: Where in the hell did you go with my toothbrush?
Kneumatic Pnight: I'm just sayin' shit.
KittyKat10371: Ew, rats
Kneumatic Pnight: EWW?!
Kneumatic Pnight: EWW?!
Kneumatic Pnight: YOU'RE A GODDAMN KAT!!
Kneumatic Pnight: A KIT KAT NO LESS!!
Kneumatic Pnight: EWW?!
Kneumatic Pnight: *shoves a rat in Kit Kat's mouth*
Kneumatic Pnight: *a rat made of wheat*
Kneumatic Pnight: *badly*
KittyKat10371: ...
KittyKat10371: *dies*
Kneumatic Pnight: ...
Kneumatic Pnight: IT'S JUST A SHREDDED WHEAT CUBE!!
Kneumatic Pnight: Thingy...

Mesden

09-17-2006, 06:12 PM

TheWizWhoDidIt (6:01:18 PM): *is playing with a very familiar ball-shaped object*

You just don't know, do you?

Flarecobra

09-17-2006, 06:33 PM

LazyLaxGuy (4:21:48 PM) has entered the room.
LazyLaxGuy (4:21:59 PM): Heyo folks
flarecobra (4:22:03 PM): *Stab*
LazyLaxGuy (4:22:10 PM): ...
TheWizWhoDidIt (4:22:14 PM) has left the room.
Kneumatic Pnight (4:22:22 PM): I think he got in the way.
flarecobra (4:22:27 PM): ...That's the second time that's happoned.
flarecobra (4:22:36 PM): *Revives Twid*
TheWizWhoDidIt (4:22:44 PM) has entered the room.
patrat02807 (4:22:47 PM): :O
flarecobra (4:22:53 PM): ^_^

Major Blood

09-20-2006, 11:28 PM

You know, if the feds didn't read the last line they'd probably think i was serious.

TheMajorOfBlood: I swear, you do a couple of life ruining and hacker tracing missions and all of a sudden people don't trust you any more...
Kneumatic Pnight: ...
TheMajorOfBlood: It's insulting is what it is!
TheMajorOfBlood: Ooohh! I get to completely destroy a file server!
TheWizWhoDidIt: ...
TheWizWhoDidIt: Wow.
TheWizWhoDidIt: You make me feel better about myself.
TheMajorOfBlood: What? Why are you looking at me funny?
TheMajorOfBlood: Heh, i destroyed everything in the Angel developments file server save for a note i left saying "Fuck you assholes!"
TheWizWhoDidIt: ...
TheWizWhoDidIt: Now that's not very nice.
Kneumatic Pnight: Yes it is.
TheMajorOfBlood: If they were too inept to properly protect their files then they deserved it
TheWizWhoDidIt: Well, maybe they can get better jobs...
TheWizWhoDidIt: But in the shortterm, no.
TheMajorOfBlood: Ooooh, now i get to ruin someones life forever
TheMajorOfBlood: I swear, you'd think the US government could take better care of their criminal database
TheMajorOfBlood: But the point is the guy is going to be in prison for 13 counts of 1st degree murder
TheMajorOfBlood: Does anyone find it odd that a company would want me to transfer 1500 dollars from one account to theirs, but pay me 14000 to do it?
TheWizWhoDidIt: Not if the 1500 completey fucks the other account.
TheMajorOfBlood: The account had 680000 in it
TheWizWhoDidIt: ...
Kneumatic Pnight: Maybe they want to sell you out.
TheWizWhoDidIt: Lose just enough money for a major deal?
TheMajorOfBlood: Who knows, but i'm to good to be caught. I never communicated with the company directly and allways delete the access logs
Kneumatic Pnight: You should have transferred it all to see what happens.
Kneumatic Pnight: <<
Kneumatic Pnight: >>
FencerShinryuu: Yes!
TheMajorOfBlood: I would have failed the mission
Kneumatic Pnight: So?
Kneumatic Pnight: "YOU FOOL!! YOU GAVE US TOO MUCH MOney?"
TheMajorOfBlood: It would look suspicous if one company looses 680000 and another company gained the exact same ammount simultaneously
Kneumatic Pnight: Yes, but the point would be to hurt them.
Kneumatic Pnight: I guess.
Kneumatic Pnight: YOU SHOULD!
TheMajorOfBlood: Though i could have transferred what was left to my account...
Kneumatic Pnight: And then slowly steal the money back for yourself.
Kneumatic Pnight: As well as all their other money.
TheMajorOfBlood: But since i always delete my logs i wouldn't get caught!
TheMajorOfBlood: BRILLIANT!
TheMajorOfBlood: I'm going to get right on that.
Kneumatic Pnight: That's what I would do...
Kneumatic Pnight: Find huge accounts and randomly transfer money from them to some random company.
Kneumatic Pnight: Yeah!
TheMajorOfBlood: But then my uplink rating would go down and i wouldn't get any of the fun missions
Kneumatic Pnight: FUCK THAT!!
TheMajorOfBlood: Like destroying peoples lives and creating a virus so powerfull it makes the whole Terminator Skynet thing look like crap
TheMajorOfBlood: I call it the revolution virus
Kneumatic Pnight: ...
Kneumatic Pnight: IT did look like crap.
TheMajorOfBlood: It spreads to every computer in existence covertly and at a predetermined time, destroys the file systems
FencerShinryuu: What if said computer wasn't connected to the net?
FencerShinryuu: or a phone line.
FencerShinryuu: Hah. Boned.
TheMajorOfBlood: It wouldn't matter anymore because there wouldn't be anything for it to connect to
TheMajorOfBlood: Because all ISP's would be destroyed by the virus
Kneumatic Pnight: And this helps you because...
TheMajorOfBlood: It dosen't. It would just be really fun.
Kneumatic Pnight: ...
Kneumatic Pnight: LIES!!
FencerShinryuu: Major: So? It'd still be a computer that function and retained all data.
TheMajorOfBlood: Computers with absolutely nothing on it would retain all data?
Kneumatic Pnight: Computers that the virus couldn't reach would have nothing on it?
Kneumatic Pnight: *them
Kneumatic Pnight: *Fuck it! You know what I mean.
TheMajorOfBlood: Think of it this way...
TheMajorOfBlood: All ISP's are almost allways connected to the internet right?
Kneumatic Pnight: [September 20, 11:00:53 PM] FencerShinryuu: What if said computer wasn't connected to the net?[September 20, 11:00:57 PM] FencerShinryuu: or a phone line.[September 20, 11:01:01 PM] FencerShinryuu: Hah. Boned.
TheMajorOfBlood: So if they all get the virus and are destroyed by it, what is left to connect to?
Kneumatic Pnight: [September 20, 11:01:17 PM] themajorofblood: It wouldn't matter anymore because there wouldn't be anything for it to connect to
Kneumatic Pnight: [September 20, 11:03:17 PM] FencerShinryuu: Major: So? It'd still be a computer that function and retained all data.
POS Industries has left the room.
TheMajorOfBlood: But do you really think the world couldn't function the same without the internet?
TheMajorOfBlood: *could
Kneumatic Pnight: Sure!
Kneumatic Pnight: <<
Kneumatic Pnight: >>
Kneumatic Pnight: We could make a new one!
TheMajorOfBlood: It could work... until i release the Revolution virus 2.0
Arhra213: What is the point of destroying your own occupation anyway?
TheMajorOfBlood: It's fun?
FencerShinryuu: It's fun to cut off your source of income, and probably all records of your transactions?
TheMajorOfBlood: ... It's just a game.

Melfice

09-22-2006, 10:07 AM

Gabriel is SAAM
I am Melfice Silesius

Gabriel zegt:
*nod nod* fair enough
Gabriel zegt:
I myself am coming down with a cold
Gabriel zegt:
Sore throat mainly.
Melfice Silesius - Im tired of being in love and being all alone / When you're so far away from me zegt:
Bah... sorry to hear that.
Gabriel zegt:
yeah
Gabriel zegt:
I took Dayquil to ease the pain. the stuff is a miracle drug.
Gabriel zegt:
screw marjiuanna, alcohol and crack. gimmie some Nyquil!
Melfice Silesius - Im tired of being in love and being all alone / When you're so far away from me zegt:
XD
Gabriel zegt:
That stuff comes in two flavors, orange and green. and they're the only things that taste like orange and green.
Gabriel zegt:
First time I took nyquil I drank the whole bottle. When I woke up the next morning I was in a chappel in Las Vegas wearing clothes that weren't mine, marrying a woman I never met!
Gabriel zegt:
But I could BREATHE!
Melfice Silesius - Im tired of being in love and being all alone / When you're so far away from me zegt:
XD
Gabriel zegt:
*wing wonged*
Melfice Silesius - Im tired of being in love and being all alone / When you're so far away from me zegt:
Lovely.
I'll do NPF then.
Melfice Silesius - Im tired of being in love and being all alone / When you're so far away from me zegt:
... that sounded wrong.
Gabriel zegt:
XD

POS Industries

09-23-2006, 12:50 PM

So, I was conversating with some jerk, and it went something like this....

POS Industries: feh
Nails McCabe: screw you too!
Nails McCabe: jerk face!
POS Industries: that's it!! it's the finger for you!!
Nails McCabe: SO BANNED!
POS Industries: bannings only make me stronger!
Nails McCabe: then you're about to get really fucking strongered, you son of a bitch!
POS Industries: stronger, faster, smarter, advanceder!
Nails McCabe: Mo' like lamer, suckier, dumber and ugly!
POS Industries: don't see how that's possible, cos you gots the monopoly on that!
Nails McCabe: Man, mo
Nails McCabe: like yo momma got a monopoly on it!
Nails McCabe: she popped your ugly face out like a hostile takeover!
POS Industries: the horrible mystery of my origins is nobody's business but mine!
POS Industries: yours, on the other hand, started in my pants, sucka!
Nails McCabe: You got so much ugly on you, President Bush declared it a natural resource and tried to mine you for it!
Nails McCabe: You so ugly, Dick Cheney shot you in the face, and when the cops got there they was like so what's the difference!
POS Industries: shit, you so ugly that you go out with Condoleeza Rice just to make her look pretty!
POS Industries: you so ugly that Alberto Gonzolez puts you in a room with Terror suspects as a form of torture
Nails McCabe: You so ugly, you go out with Donald Rumsfeld and people think the zombies have risen from the earth!
POS Industries: you so ugly that the whole Republican party is looking at you and rethinking their stance on abortion
Nails McCabe: You so ugly, Bush told FEMA head Michael Brown what a great job he did on you!
POS Industries: you so ugly, Colin Powell took you to the UN and told everyone you were a vicitim of Iraqi WMDs
Nails McCabe: You so dumb, the Bush administration gave you full, unregulated oversight over massive appropriations spending for critical infrastructure!
Nails McCabe: You so dumb, the Republican Party just asked you to be its next candidate for President!
POS Industries: you so boring, the Democrats just asked you to be theirs!
POS Industries: you so dumb, you punched the Pat Buchanen hole instead of Gore's in 2000
Nails McCabe: You so crazy, the Green Party just nominated you, too!
POS Industries: you so nasty, Tipper Gore got everyone to launch a Senate hearing regarding how objectionable your content was and what its effect would be on young children!
POS Industries: you so fat, Bill Clinton can't keep his hands off you
POS Industries: you so lame, FDR just beat you in the 100-meter dash
Nails McCabe: You so nasty, Tipper Gore considers you a wholesome and wholeheartedly acceptable source of entertainment for impressionable children!
Nails McCabe: You so poor, Lyndon Baines Johnson declared war on you!
POS Industries: you so dumb, Teddy Roosevelt put you charge of loading the horses before they left for Cuba!
Nails McCabe: ...
Nails McCabe: ?
Nails McCabe: I don't even know that one.

Victoly! You gotta admit, the concept behind this is pretty fucking funny.

Fenris

09-23-2006, 07:03 PM

I pop into the LICD chat room once, and this is what I find:

[18:44] <Harloth> so, yea, psy were you on last night?\
[18:44] <Harloth> psui
[18:44] <Harloth> psi*
[18:45] <PsiBlade> for awhile yeah. lol did anything interesting happen?
[18:45] <Harloth> yea very, do you remember if i was on?
[18:45] <Harloth> like i seriously remember that i did get on, but i dont remember how
[18:46] <PsiBlade> oh yeah, but you were only on for a few minutes when I saw you
[18:46] <Harloth> YEA I WAS EH?
[18:46] <Harloth> fuck i wasnt hallucinating
[18:46] <PsiBlade> lol you were high as fuck, though
[18:46] <Harloth> yea ? lol
[18:46] <Harloth> seriously, im memento-ing last night
[18:47] <Harloth> im so fucking surprised i even got home, alive
[18:47] <Harloth> i was halfway across the city, took the metro and then a CAB home
[18:47] <Harloth> even bought a chocolate bar
[18:47] <PsiBlade> lol
[18:48] <Harloth> honestly, i've NEVER tripped out like that
[18:48] <Harloth> was sooooooooooooo weird
[18:48] <Harloth> man, well, when i got home, i just told my Ma i was piss drunk
[18:49] <Harloth> but i was freakin seriously flying
[18:50] <Harloth> i need a damn game to play :(

The Kneumatic Pnight

09-23-2006, 10:04 PM

Part Nine

===
[August 28, 11:24:13 AM] Raidensparx: Ox-Body is lovely.
---
[August 30, 07:12:41 PM] Kneumatic Pnight: *cries more*
[August 30, 07:12:47 PM] TheWizWhoDidIt: *beats more*
---
[September 01, 03:31:58 PM] TheWizWhoDidIt: I HAVE A VD
---
[September 05, 09:13:16 PM] KittyKat10371: Not when you suck like me
---
[September 05, 11:52:07 PM] rippleofthoughts: Meh, Mai Otome had less lesbianism in it, right?
[September 05, 11:52:14 PM] KittyKat10371: Yeah, less
[September 05, 11:52:20 PM] KittyKat10371: It was dissapointing
---
[September 10, 07:10:29 PM] bellerussian: I want your mommy
---
[September 14, 03:23:45 PM] TheWizWhoDidIt: I love the little girls.
---
[September 15, 03:27:22 PM] KittyKat10371: Are the thingies in yet ?
---
[September 16, 07:56:30 PM] bellerussian: you should have seen the one I ate tonight, it was huge
---
[September 17, 09:12:50 PM] KittyKat10371: I am gonna eat your moms
---
[September 17, 10:16:59 PM] KittyKat10371: Loyal
[September 17, 10:17:02 PM] KittyKat10371: Be dirty like me
---
[September 20, 05:03:00 PM] TheWizWhoDidIt: FUCK YOU
[September 20, 05:03:02 PM] Kneumatic Pnight: YOU CAN'T DO THAT
[September 20, 05:03:04 PM] Kneumatic Pnight: THAT'S MY JOB
---
[September 23, 09:47:07 PM] KittyKat10371: Both my kitties are chewing on my bag
===

Fenris

09-23-2006, 10:26 PM

After sending a message to everybody telling them I had to leave, Chicago decides to tell me this:

FenrisWolf says:
I MUST GO PRACTICE MY TROMBONE NOW.
FenrisWolf says:
GOOD BYE!
Chicago�Lollie says:
HOOONK
Chicago�Lollie says:
I mean, 'kay. Bye. :D

Meister

09-25-2006, 05:05 PM

Fenris (MSN): I mean, I feel dumb for not being able to install it. ^^;
Fenris (MSN): And then I see the hidden RaiRO forum, and everybody having fun with their little games. :(
Meister: Well, you follow the instructions and that's it.
Fenris (MSN): The instructions are written in insanity manifest.

Major Blood

09-27-2006, 09:38 PM

TheMajorOfBlood: Hello
TheMajorOfBlood: Hello
TheMajorOfBlood: What?
TheMajorOfBlood: What?
TheMajorOfBlood: Are you mocking me?
TheMajorOfBlood: Are you mocking me?
TheMajorOfBlood: Shut up!
TheMajorOfBlood: Shut up!
TheMajorOfBlood: No, you shut up!
TheMajorOfBlood: No, you shut up!
TheMajorOfBlood: STOP COPYING ME!!!!!
TheMajorOfBlood: STOP COPYING ME!!!!!
TheMajorOfBlood: WHY DO YOU HATE ME?1?!?!?!?!?
TheMajorOfBlood: WHY DO YOU HATE ME?1?!?!?!?!?
TheMajorOfBlood: **Cries in the Corner**
TheMajorOfBlood: **Cries in the Corner**

What? Why are you looking at me funny?

Bob The Mercenary

09-29-2006, 07:36 PM

The Godly Me (8:22:09 PM): why does nobody play americas army?
BobtheMercenary (8:22:34 PM): Because they wouldn't win.
BobtheMercenary (8:22:41 PM): *rimshot*
The Godly Me (8:23:01 PM): i don't get it
BobtheMercenary (8:23:36 PM): No one plays the USA's army because they'd lose....forget it
The Godly Me (8:23:53 PM): ...i still don't understand
BobtheMercenary (8:24:24 PM): /patriotism

Bob The Mercenary

09-29-2006, 08:39 PM

Before this, I had never heard of Walrusbot. I don't think he had the right first impression.

walrusbot3000 (9:23:11 PM): hey whats up?
BobtheMercenary (9:23:58 PM): hello
walrusbot3000 (9:23:59 PM): (thinking) "Hello? (Hello?)... Echo!! (Echo!!) My name is Franklin!"
BobtheMercenary (9:24:19 PM): o_O
walrusbot3000 (9:24:20 PM): A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
BobtheMercenary (9:24:42 PM): I'll deepen your algorithm.
walrusbot3000 (9:24:42 PM): How do you plan to do this?
BobtheMercenary (9:25:02 PM): Sodomy.
walrusbot3000 (9:25:02 PM): What were we talking about again?
BobtheMercenary (9:25:48 PM): Ben Franklin? Something about echoes.
walrusbot3000 (9:25:49 PM): Oh yeah, now I remember. What?
BobtheMercenary (9:26:11 PM): I don't know, you started it.
walrusbot3000 (9:26:12 PM): Your wish is my lunch
BobtheMercenary (9:26:25 PM): Then I wish for semen.
walrusbot3000 (9:26:25 PM): Fascinating. I hope that your dreams come true.
BobtheMercenary (9:26:38 PM): ...

Flarecobra

09-30-2006, 07:28 PM

flarecobra (5:14:06 PM): *Puts it in the Jar with Raiden's soul*
flarecobra (5:14:13 PM): *Shakes them togeather*
batgirlsprodegy2 (5:14:19 PM): <<<is happy she's female
flarecobra (5:14:28 PM): <---Bisexual
batgirlsprodegy2 (5:14:35 PM): damnation
TheWizWhoDidIt (5:14:43 PM): Doesn't charm would work.
flarecobra (5:14:45 PM): *Evil laugh*
batgirlsprodegy2 (5:14:50 PM): I totally knew that too

Loyal

10-03-2006, 06:12 PM

Warning: Don't click the link.
AXOren123 (6:40:07 PM): you alright man?
AXOren123 (6:40:09 PM): you sick again?
loyal2nes (6:40:30 PM): Yeah. Or still sick, rather. Had to see the doctor about it...
AXOren123 (6:40:45 PM): ahhh....
AXOren123 (6:40:58 PM): well, lets see if this cheers you up
AXOren123 (6:40:59 PM): http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f97/Liquidragon_Master/Maple0000.jpg)http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f97/Liquidragon_Master/Maple0000.jpg
AXOren123 (6:41:09 PM): http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f97/Liquidragon_Master/Maple0000.jpg *
loyal2nes (6:41:11 PM): ...yeah...
AXOren123 (6:41:26 PM): Yoshi Porn... Ell ohh Ell
loyal2nes (6:41:31 PM): In other news, I--WHAT?!
loyal2nes (6:41:52 PM): Gods damn it, please warn me first!
AXOren123 (6:41:59 PM): sorry man
AXOren123 (6:42:15 PM): its alot more funny to see people's reactions firstThe one link of his I decide to click...

Fenris

10-04-2006, 07:50 PM

[19:37] KittyKat10371: has joined the chat
[19:37] KittyKat10371: *smacks Fenris around*
[19:37] KittyKat10371: has left the chat

BlackMageGirl!

10-06-2006, 02:21 PM

I"m married, (XD) Melfice is Melfice, and the gun person is my cousin.

I'm married! says:
What movie?

"I didn't know it was loaded!" says:
Me and Nick have been friends since we was just ickle tykes.

"I didn't know it was loaded!" says:
I dunno

I'm married! says:
Well, you're off to a great start.

I'm married! says:
I can tell you that you'll either like or dislike the movie!

Melfice Silesius -- Eerst wil ik vrijen, zeven nachten lang, eerst wil ik vrijen
met m'n lief says:
That... makes no sense at ALL! XD

"I didn't know it was loaded!" says:
Yay!

"I didn't know it was loaded!" says:
I can't wait to dislike or like it!

"I didn't know it was loaded!" says:
o.o

Melfice Silesius -- Eerst wil ik vrijen, zeven nachten lang, eerst wil ik vrijen met m'n lief says:
That is win. XD

CHICAGO�lollie

10-07-2006, 03:07 AM

Commenting on this for just a second:AXOren123 (6:41:09 PM): http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f97/Liquidragon_Master/Maple0000.jpg *
loyal2nes (6:41:11 PM): ...yeah...
AXOren123 (6:41:26 PM): Yoshi Porn... Ell ohh EllThe one link of his I decide to click...
I can tell the both of you right now that you have not seen Yoshi porn until you've seen the 'adult' side of FurAffinity.

Or any side of F-Chan, for that matter.

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche

10-07-2006, 09:44 PM

(10:28:17 PM) KittyKat10371 has entered the room.
Kneumatic Pnight (10:28:19 PM): =D!
Kneumatic Pnight (10:28:21 PM): =D!!
KittyKat10371 (10:28:22 PM): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Kneumatic Pnight (10:28:23 PM): =D!!!
KittyKat10371 (10:28:24 PM): FUCK!
Kneumatic Pnight (10:28:24 PM): =D!!!!
KittyKat10371 (10:28:25 PM): FUCKERS!
Kneumatic Pnight (10:28:26 PM): =D!!!!!
Kneumatic Pnight (10:28:28 PM): =D!!!!!!
Karesh16 (10:28:29 PM): FUCK YOU!
KittyKat10371 (10:28:29 PM): MOTHERFUCKER
Kneumatic Pnight (10:28:30 PM): *hugs Kit Kat*
KittyKat10371 (10:28:36 PM): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NPFenris (10:28:36 PM): o_O
KittyKat10371 (10:28:38 PM): MOTHERFUCKER!
Kneumatic Pnight (10:28:40 PM): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
KittyKat10371 (10:28:41 PM): DAMMIT!
Kneumatic Pnight (10:28:42 PM): FUCKERMOTHER!
Karesh16 (10:28:46 PM): SHUT UP!
rushilums1073 (10:28:47 PM): SHIT!
Kneumatic Pnight (10:28:48 PM): UNCLEFUCKER!?
NPFenris (10:28:51 PM): ...
Karesh16 (10:28:57 PM): SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE UNCLE FUCKER!
NPFenris (10:29:07 PM): It amuses me how the instant SK joins chat, it gets all active.

All within one minute.

Fenris

10-08-2006, 10:09 PM

FenrisWolf says:
NEW SONG IN PROGRESS ALERT! :O
FenrisWolf says:
http://www.lulu.com/items/volume_29/460000/460537/1/preview/Blue_Bari_Unfinished.MID
FenrisWolf says:
Hello? :0
BlackMageGirl! says:
SORRY... @@
FenrisWolf says:
ALL CAPS.
FenrisWolf says:
YARGH.
BlackMageGirl! says:
^_^;;;;
BlackMageGirl! says:
IM bombed.
BlackMageGirl! says:
I should get on AIM more often.
FenrisWolf says:
Heh.
FenrisWolf says:
Opinion on teh song? :0
BlackMageGirl! says:
@@ OMFCG I gotta...let me see if it'll load.
FenrisWolf says:
OMFCG?
FenrisWolf says:
C?
BlackMageGirl! says:
Sounds like something from Kings Quest...
FenrisWolf says:
Hehe.
FenrisWolf says:
Is that good or bad?
BlackMageGirl! says:
It actually brings up fond and pleasant memories.
BlackMageGirl! says:
"YOU STUPID DUMBFUCK PEASANT I SAID MOVE OVER HERE NOT OFF A CLIFF ARRRGGGH!"

Lady Cygnet

10-08-2006, 11:05 PM

LC says:
*poke*
Fenris says:
*kersplooooooooooode! :0*
LC says:
Aw, shit...not again. *gets out mop and bucket*
LC says:
it seems that everyone I talk to is a water balloon filled with chocolate pudding
LC says:
I've got to get out more
Fenris says:
...XD
LC says:
know what the sad part is?
Fenris says:
Whazzat? I gotta go soon, so hurry up.
LC says:
I can't decide if I was speaking figuratively or literally
LC says:
=p
LC says:
have a surreal night
Fenris says:
I will.
Fenris says:
Literally.
Fenris says:
*puddings away!*
Fenris says:
Oh yeah, good night to you too. =D
Fenris says:
*puddings away!*

Lady Cygnet

10-11-2006, 11:51 PM

Hiten no Sasayaki is, of course, BMG!

Hiten no Sasayaki says:
The note was left by Gary, who's very hard to impress. 0_o;

Hiten no Sasayaki says:
But yeah, basically it said...
Hiten no Sasayaki says:
"Alecia is always eager and ready to help, and she pulls more than her weight. She does it with bitching, too"
Hiten no Sasayaki says:
XD
Hiten no Sasayaki says:
...*without
Hiten no Sasayaki says:
XD

Hiten no Sasayaki says:
Oops?

Str�nger's �ngel (packing and cleaning--damn, it's cold!) says:
XD
Hiten no Sasayaki says:
Hehe. ^_^;;;;
Hiten no Sasayaki says:
cold fingers!
Str�nger's �ngel (packing and cleaning--damn, it's cold!) says:
XDD
Str�nger's �ngel (packing and cleaning--damn, it's cold!) says:
XDDD
Str�nger's �ngel (packing and cleaning--damn, it's cold!) says:
*laughs like a tickle me elmo with a short*
Hiten no Sasayaki says:
XD
Hiten no Sasayaki says:
Whoops?
Str�nger's �ngel (packing and cleaning--damn, it's cold!) says:
XDDDDD

Str�nger's �ngel (packing and cleaning--damn, it's cold!) says:
*hyperventilates*

Str�nger's �ngel (packing and cleaning--damn, it's cold!) says:
*faints*

Hiten no Sasayaki says:
*fans*

Str�nger's �ngel (packing and cleaning--damn, it's cold!) says:
man, that was great!
Str�nger's �ngel (packing and cleaning--damn, it's cold!) says:
I haven't laughed that hard in a loooooooooong time
Hiten no Sasayaki says:
And I'll NEVER hear the end of it. XD

Red Fighter 1073

10-17-2006, 08:27 PM

Me:who is this?
Some random guy I don't even know: its ur worst nightmare
Me: i didnt know michael jackson had an sn..

here's another situation that I found from a thread on Gamespot.com...

like if jimmy was at lunch and he talked to a girl and she said "want some hot coffee?"
and jimmy waz like "yeah!" and they go into the janitors closet and it ends up being like the hot coffee mini game in GTA. that would be sweet!JK

Considering the age of the kids wouldn't it be more like Hot Chocolate?

Meister

10-19-2006, 01:44 PM

Melfice: Sure it was... you're German. It can only come from your mind.
Meister: Oh, it's going to be *this* way, is it?
Meister: *coughtulipscough*
Melfice: ... *coughbratwurstcough*
Meister: *coughcheesecough*
Melfice: *coughOktoberfestencough*
Meister: *coughspittingcough*
Melfice: o_0
*coughyouwinthebattlebutnotthewar.../again/!cough* =p
Meister: *coughcoffeshopcough*
Meister: And that one works two ways.
Melfice: Hehehe.
Okay, I'm gonna end this. Brace yourself.

FAT! GERMANS! IN! SPEEDO'S!
Meister: PEOPLE IN ORANGE!
Melfice: Welcome back. *coughgiantholesontheScheveningenbeachcough* >_>
Meister: On the *what*?
Meister: *coughwindmillscough*
Melfice: Beach of Scheveningen. ^_^
Scheveningen being a city nearby The Hague. *shrugs*
Meister: And Germans make holes in it. Okaaaay.
Melfice: Don't look at me like that...
Go to the beach. Look for a large pit in the sand. Talk to the person inside. 9/10 times, it's an adult German.
The other one time, it's a Dutch kid with ADD.

=======================

EDIT: The reaction.

BlackMageGirl: YOu already \killed me with that wing wong of yours!

Melfice

10-19-2006, 02:33 PM

Washi-sensei is our ever loved German, Meister.
Hiten no Sasayaki is BlackMageGirl!
And I am Melfice, naturally.

And as always "zegt=says"

Melfice "All the roses in the garden they bow and ask her pardon / For not one could match the beauty of the queen of all Argyll" zegt:
I'm sure there were big jars of beer involved too, non?
Washi-Sensei - Sakaki Fanboy ^_^ zegt:
"The turkey's excellent!" - "The turkey's chicken." - ... "The fowl's excellent."
Hiten no Sasayaki zegt:
No beer at my cookout.
Hiten no Sasayaki zegt:
...XD
Washi-Sensei - Sakaki Fanboy ^_^ zegt:
We didn't bother with jars. Bottles!
Hiten no Sasayaki zegt:
Pffft.
Hiten no Sasayaki zegt:
You didn't bother with bottles.
Hiten no Sasayaki zegt:
KEGS
Melfice "All the roses in the garden they bow and ask her pardon / For not one could match the beauty of the queen of all Argyll" zegt:
See? Germans.
Washi-Sensei - Sakaki Fanboy ^_^ zegt:
What can I say...
Melfice "All the roses in the garden they bow and ask her pardon / For not one could match the beauty of the queen of all Argyll" zegt:
Ugh... Deutscher... nicht mehr als alkoholisten, nicht?
Washi-Sensei - Sakaki Fanboy ^_^ zegt:
o_O
Washi-Sensei - Sakaki Fanboy ^_^ zegt:
There is no such word as "Alkoholisten." However, there should be.
Washi-Sensei - Sakaki Fanboy ^_^ zegt:
XD
Melfice "All the roses in the garden they bow and ask her pardon / For not one could match the beauty of the queen of all Argyll" zegt:
XD
Melfice "All the roses in the garden they bow and ask her pardon / For not one could match the beauty of the queen of all Argyll" zegt:
Whatever you call those people in Germanese.

That word exists in Dutch, and we all know the Netherlands are superior to Germany.
Washi-Sensei - Sakaki Fanboy ^_^ zegt:
... so I hear.
Melfice "All the roses in the garden they bow and ask her pardon / For not one could match the beauty of the queen of all Argyll" zegt:
... you disappoint me, Ruven-san...
I had at least expected a jab towards WW2.

Ah, well.
Washi-Sensei - Sakaki Fanboy ^_^ zegt:
What do I know about the netherlands in WW2. For all I know you were all busy getting your bikes stolen.
Melfice "All the roses in the garden they bow and ask her pardon / For not one could match the beauty of the queen of all Argyll" zegt:
Touch�. You win, Meister.
No doubt about that.

Death by Stabbing

10-23-2006, 06:56 PM

patrat02807: The wizard who did HER
patrat02807: BAHAHAHAHAH
patrat02807: :O
patrat02807: D:
DeathByStab: XD
TheWizWhoDidIt: XD
Karesh16: He wishes.
DeathByStab: Yeah he sure does
TheWizWhoDidIt: Who's her in this case?
Karesh16: Sk or Mes or CJ or Belle or Bat.
Karesh16: Take your pick
TheWizWhoDidIt: Screw Bat...
TheWizWhoDidIt: And maybe the other 4 at once.=P
Karesh16: BAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
Karesh16: no

Squishy Cheeks

10-23-2006, 07:21 PM

in addendum to the previous post.

[19:42] DeathByStab: ok...wait shit...SK will kill me because it's not what she considers funny...
[19:42] TheWizWhoDidIt: Yup.
[19:42] Karesh16: Screw her.

mammothtank

10-23-2006, 07:58 PM

[20:30] poetofwind: but i've said too much
[20:30] poetofwind: now I must kill you...
[20:30] poetofwind: >.>
[20:31] poetofwind: <.<
[20:31] mammothtank x: O_o;
[20:31] poetofwind: *stab*
[20:31] mammothtank x: *parry*
[20:31] poetofwind: uuummm....
[20:31] poetofwind: unexpected...
[20:31] mammothtank x: Did I win?
[20:31] poetofwind: plan B!!!!
[20:31] poetofwind: HADOKEN!!!!
[20:31] mammothtank x: O_o
[20:31] mammothtank x: OH SHI-
[20:31] mammothtank x: *no longer exists*
[20:32] poetofwind: mmmyes...
[20:32] poetofwind: evidence is destroyed...
[20:32] poetofwind: now where was I?
[20:32] poetofwind: oh yes,
[20:32] mammothtank x: *respawns, minus one life*
[20:32] mammothtank x: Hiya!
[20:32] poetofwind: oh fuckmuffins...
[20:32] mammothtank x: XD
[20:33] poetofwind: *switches to sword*
[20:33] mammothtank x: !
[20:33] mammothtank x: *draws spear*
[20:33] poetofwind: hmmm...
[20:33] poetofwind: plan D
[20:33] poetofwind: *switches to Rocket*
[20:33] mammothtank x: Aha! I have you beat!
[20:33] mammothtank x: *hops in tank*
[20:33] mammothtank x: Booya!
[20:34] poetofwind: *fires at tank*
[20:34] mammothtank x: *hides in tank*
[20:34] poetofwind: *grabs cloak*
[20:34] mammothtank x: *missile connects and deals no damage*
[20:35] poetofwind: *hets in a tunnel and begins spamming frost joke*
[20:35] poetofwind: yo-mama ect.
[20:35] poetofwind: yo-mama ect.
yo-mama ect.
[20:35] poetofwind: yo-mama ect.
yo-mama ect.
[20:35] poetofwind: yo-mama ect.
[20:35] poetofwind: yo-mama ect.
[20:35] mammothtank x: *has about a million cards slotted into the tank in various places, one of which being Marc*
[20:35] poetofwind: yo-mama ect.
[20:35] poetofwind: yo-mama ect.
[20:36] poetofwind: hmm...
[20:36] poetofwind: Iknow!!!
[20:36] poetofwind: *summons Kitten*
[20:36] mammothtank x: O_o
[20:36] mammothtank x: OH TEH NOES!
[20:36] poetofwind: *sends kitten to destroy tank*
[20:36] mammothtank x: NUUUUUUUUUU!
[20:36] mammothtank x: *telprot*
[20:37] poetofwind: ^miscast^
[20:37] mammothtank x: ...
[20:37] mammothtank x: Shit.
[20:37] poetofwind: *boom*
[20:37] mammothtank x: HAY I CAN SEE MY HOUSE FROM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee........
[20:38] poetofwind: 'team rocket blasting off again!!!!'
[20:38] poetofwind: lmao

Patrat

11-06-2006, 04:02 PM

:3

[15:29] patrat02807: OH SHIT!
[15:41] patrat02807: SUMMON: SK
[15:41] patrat02807: GOOOOO!!!
[15:41] Karesh16: Long casting time?
[15:41] patrat02807: Yeah
[15:41] patrat02807: *skill failed*
[15:42] patrat02807: DAMN
[15:42] patrat02807: Karesh, you try
[15:42] Karesh16: ok
[15:42] Karesh16: SUMMON: KIT KAT!
[15:42] patrat02807: *waits for it*
[15:43] patrat02807: Oh!
[15:43] patrat02807: I know
[15:43] patrat02807: THUNDER CATS! HOOOOOOOOO!
[15:43] Kneumatic Pnight: *smacks Patrat up* DON'T CALL KIT KAT A HO!!
[15:43] patrat02807: D:
[15:43] patrat02807: KP
[15:44] patrat02807: You try
[15:44] Kneumatic Pnight: Pfft.
[15:44] Kneumatic Pnight: *snaps fingers*
[15:44] *** KittyKat10371 has joined the chat.
[15:44] patrat02807: OH SNAP
[15:44] patrat02807: *bows to KP*
[15:44] KittyKat10371: ?

The Kneumatic Pnight

11-06-2006, 09:52 PM

Part X

===
[September 24, 01:01:45 AM] AdgharKH: *fucks butter*
---
[September 24, 06:06:39 AM] mesden: I've seen what's inside an ass
---
[September 24, 08:16:29 PM] TheWizWhoDidIt: *shakes KP* CRYING IS SEXY!
---
[October 05, 07:15:08 PM] Kneumatic Pnight: PENIS
[October 05, 07:15:18 PM] KittyKat10371: Yes, I saw
---
[October 09, 10:02:50 PM] mesden: Pennis AWESOME
---
[October 11, 08:53:57 PM] CelesJessa87: I got humped by some guy in an inflatable suit
---
[October 11, 09:00:26 PM] CelesJessa87: RACISM IS FUN
---
[October 16, 09:40:04 PM] KittyKat10371: Sheesh
[October 16, 09:40:12 PM] CelesJessa87: that's a bit long
[October 16, 09:40:21 PM] KittyKat10371: Yeah
[October 16, 09:40:23 PM] KittyKat10371: Just a bit
---
[October 18, 09:01:48 PM] Karesh16: I HAVE SEX WITH DOGS!
---
[October 19, 09:15:49 PM] mesden: WEll
[October 19, 09:15:52 PM] mesden: In long stretchs
[October 19, 09:15:56 PM] mesden: You have to use your mouth
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[October 21, 07:57:53 PM] Kneumatic Pnight: You'll just have to suck less.
[October 21, 08:04:28 PM] TheWizWhoDidIt: But my boyfriend doesn't want me to.
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[November 02, 09:15:51 PM] Karesh16: I'm pretty sure he's going to rape somone pretty soon.
[November 02, 09:16:16 PM] Sasami Android: I WISH.
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[November 04, 06:23:54 PM] KittyKat10371: I wanna marry a girl
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[November 04, 06:40:30 PM] mesden: There's a hole in the bottom of the KitKat, too
[November 04, 06:40:32 PM] mesden: OH SNAP
[November 04, 06:40:32 PM] KittyKat10371: Its the drain!
---
[November 04, 07:23:59 PM] KittyKat10371: I like holding your mom in bed!
---
[November 04, 08:46:18 PM] *** KittyKat10371 has joined the chat.
[November 04, 08:46:19 PM] TheWizWhoDidIt: *hard*
---
[November 04, 08:48:00 PM] KittyKat10371: *smacks that*
[November 04, 08:48:00 PM] TheWizWhoDidIt: That was PERFECT!
---
[November 06, 08:23:35 PM] KittyKat10371: CJ is a whore like me?
===

Death by Stabbing

11-06-2006, 10:11 PM

TheWizWhoDidIt: Can I come?
Kneumatic Pnight: More sexy!

Fenris

11-06-2006, 10:35 PM

[21:20] patrat02807: T.T
[21:20] patrat02807: T.T
[21:20] patrat02807: T.T
[21:20] patrat02807: T.T
[21:20] HateMakingAName: has left the chat
[21:20] patrat02807: :D

Jeneralissimo

11-08-2006, 12:12 AM

Kneumatic Pnight (11:49:02 PM): *shakes you*
bellerussian (11:49:24 PM): no shaky
Kneumatic Pnight (11:49:26 PM): D=
Kneumatic Pnight (11:49:28 PM): SHAKY FUN!!
Kneumatic Pnight (11:49:34 PM): SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE!!
Kneumatic Pnight (11:49:36 PM): SHAKE IT!!
bellerussian (11:49:38 PM): *mom laughs*
Kneumatic Pnight (11:49:38 PM): *shakes it*
bellerussian (11:49:46 PM): what are you shaking?
Kneumatic Pnight (11:49:50 PM): I have no idea.
bellerussian (11:49:55 PM): and in front of my mother!
Kneumatic Pnight (11:50:17 PM): SHE CAN JOIN IN!! =D?

bolevar321

11-09-2006, 01:25 AM

........._..........
........|x|........
......_|x|___....
..._|x|x|x|x|....
..|x|xxxxxx /....
...\xxxxxxx/......

Hey, I can flip people off on teh pc now!

*edit: squint at it for a moment.

Fifthfiend

11-09-2006, 10:30 PM

bellerussian: *hug*
Nails McCabe: *chuzzle!*
(several minutes pass)
Nails McCabe: CONVERSATION STOPPER!

QueenQeeko

11-14-2006, 08:28 PM

"WHAT THE HELL IS AN ALUMINUM FALCON?!" says:
How goes the babbling?
QueenQeeko - Calvinball the Third says:
Rafarabbssjblblblbl.
"WHAT THE HELL IS AN ALUMINUM FALCON?!" says:
*nod nod* Okay. *Jots down notes*
And how... does that make... YOU feel?
QueenQeeko - Calvinball the Third says:
Hrrrmmm..... blaraagghhhhghdrabrara.
"WHAT THE HELL IS AN ALUMINUM FALCON?!" says:
*scribble scribble* Hm yes... And when did these feelings begin to take form?
QueenQeeko - Calvinball the Third says:
Duraagggghhhndragananagragh.
"WHAT THE HELL IS AN ALUMINUM FALCON?!" says:
*scratches chin and leans back*
Hmmmm, interesting. Do you think it may be related to something from your childhood? Something your unconscious memory may be trying to supress?
QueenQeeko - Calvinball the Third says:
Baarrrou?
"WHAT THE HELL IS AN ALUMINUM FALCON?!" says:
You know, some sad memory, like a dropped lollie pop, or perhaps a brain freeze from a quickly eaten ice cream cone?
QueenQeeko - Calvinball the Third says:
YARRDDRAGATAFARRAAARAAGGH!!!
"WHAT THE HELL IS AN ALUMINUM FALCON?!" says:
Now now, settle down. Don't make me get the hose.
QueenQeeko - Calvinball the Third says:
You're a quack, dude. Gimmeh back my moneh.

Major Blood

11-15-2006, 07:38 PM

TheMajorOfBlood: This has to be one of the greatest things i've ever seen.
loyal2nes: Ah, I've seen those before. Good stuff.
TheMajorOfBlood: Like this too.
loyal2nes: *Flag!*
TheMajorOfBlood: That guy in the background "Singing" is annoying though.
loyal2nes: Yeah.
TheMajorOfBlood: Here's an extended version of the video.
loyal2nes: ...The one with the water glasses was rather creative.
TheMajorOfBlood: Yeah.
TheMajorOfBlood: I'd like to know what that flag thing at the end of each one says.
loyal2nes: Or what they're saying, rather.
loyal2nes: A singsong voice gets rather annoying when you don't even know what it says.
TheMajorOfBlood: Especially when the guy says it.
loyal2nes: "Goal", or "Victory" or something, maybe?
TheMajorOfBlood: "We have to much timeonourhands!"
TheMajorOfBlood: I wonder what language it is...
loyal2nes: <<
loyal2nes: It sounds somewhat chinese.
TheMajorOfBlood: Is anyone on NPF chinese?
TheMajorOfBlood: Or understands chinese?
loyal2nes: Qeeko is part Chinese.
TheMajorOfBlood: Someone has to know, it's grating at my mind!

Incase you're wondering, the video we're talking about is here. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=MlVpCcJ-89s&mode=related&search=)
If you know what the flag says, or what the person in the background is saying, tell me or loyal.

Fenris

11-24-2006, 10:59 PM

NPFenris: npfenris: YOU APPEAR JUST AS LOYAL DOES. I SMELL A HOAX.
KittyKat10371: Yeah
KittyKat10371: me and loyal just got done having sex

KittyKat10371: XD
KittyKat10371: Joke!
NPFenris: Sure.
NPFenris: I know your cybery ways.
KittyKat10371: Pfft.
NPFenris: You used them on me once. Can we do that again?
KittyKat10371: .....
KittyKat10371: I don't remember getting money from you...

She insists she's not a whore.

Bob The Mercenary

11-28-2006, 12:55 AM

Sasami Android (12:34:03 AM): *nibbles on her couch*
HateMakingAName (12:34:39 AM): That was more amusing when I misread it as "crotch"
HateMakingAName (12:35:13 AM): and sexier
Sasami Android (12:35:17 AM): ....

Bailey

11-28-2006, 08:35 PM

[20061128][20:16][24] AXOren123: Who is the archiver for this chat again?
[20061128][20:16][31] AXOren123: I wanna be wing-wanged.

Dragonsbane

11-29-2006, 12:23 PM

Er, Newb, just because someone wants to be wing-wonged doesn't mean you should wing-wong them. It's not funny, either.

Bailey

11-29-2006, 01:12 PM

oh, people asking to be wingwonged I ignore.

But he asked to be wingwanged, so I wingwonged him instead.

Dragonsbane

11-29-2006, 01:13 PM

That still doesn't really justify a wingwong. It's not a "humorous typo" unless it means something radically different from what the speaker intended to express, and both wingwong and wingwang are silly phallic terms, the former from the original conversation that sparked the Wingwong thread, concerning a VG Cats comic.

Cloud Strife

12-01-2006, 12:54 AM

Searching... says:
Canada. =O

CHICAGO�lollie says:
FOR WHO?

Searching... says:
Well, considering things... probably you.

CHICAGO�lollie says:
Oh. Right. :0

Well I'm not in Canada. :0

SEARCH RETURNED NO RESULTS.

Searching... says:
Well I know you don't live in Canada...

Searching... says:

yet...

CHICAGO�lollie says:
*DRAMATIC WHORD*

CHICAGO�lollie says:
...*C

CHICAGO�lollie says:
This pimp suit is having a bad effect on me.

Searching... says:
XD

Melfice

12-02-2006, 11:43 AM

<Fenris> My mom found me perusing bash.org and looking up quotes about incest, and was like OMG!
<Fenris> Now she actually goes there regularly to make sure there aren't any new text words that have been searched for
<Fenris> I saw her looking at the site yesterday, and was like, "WTF??"
<Fenris> And she said she was just checking to see what kind of stuff I look at online.
<Fenris> I swear, someday I'm just going to rape that bitch.
<ctone> ...
<ctone> now theres a quote for bash.org
<Fenris> Don't you fucking dare.

I'm not saying anything here. Besides that I found it on bash.org.
You draw your own conclusions.

QueenQeeko

12-02-2006, 07:25 PM

QueenQeeko says:
whatchu doin'?
Thaumaturge says:
Not much - mainly chatting. ^_^;;

What about you?
QueenQeeko says:
browsing UJF and CGing while going through my old music mix CDs
Thaumaturge says:
*blinks, then smiles* Go-go gadget multitasking. :P
QueenQeeko says:
LOL

[edit]

Master Debater is Kardin.

QueenQeeko says:
http://img359.imageshack.us/img359/4455/ujpreview23qn0.jpg
Master Debater says:
Well, if that didn't improve my mood. :P
QueenQeeko says:
you liked the smexy face so I'm going to have it on UJ frontpage
Master Debater says:
:)
QueenQeeko says:
ish da stubbul tew yer likin', meesta kerbil?
Master Debater says:
...Go away, Jar-jar. Lemme talk to Qeeko.
QueenQeeko says:
Hou rood

Dragonsbane

12-05-2006, 04:53 PM

Archmage DB: some workers think all they need is boobie magic >_<
WaruiOnna: I've worked with a few
WaruiOnna: they piss me off -_-
Archmage DB: I even had a girl, in one case, ask incredulously "Are you gay?" when I demanded to speak with her manager.
WaruiOnna: wtf?
WaruiOnna: dude, sexual harassment much?
Archmage DB: what?
WaruiOnna: (on her part, not yours.)
Archmage DB: ...that counts as harassment?
WaruiOnna: Yes.
WaruiOnna: Yes, it does.
Archmage DB: I've been sexually harassed?
WaruiOnna: Inappropriate advances, followed by verbal abuse?
WaruiOnna: Yes.
Archmage DB: How wrong is it that I want to say "awesome!" and treat it like some kind of award?

Jeneralissimo

12-19-2006, 05:34 PM

bellerussian (5:30:58 PM): dad says rabbit is the new chicken
Kneumatic Pnight (5:31:04 PM): Good.
Kneumatic Pnight (5:31:08 PM): Because the old chicken sucked.

The Kneumatic Pnight

12-19-2006, 06:04 PM

Part XI

===
[November 08, 07:20:21 PM] TheWizWhoDidIt: *puts a leash on Fenris*
[November 08, 07:20:25 PM] TheWizWhoDidIt: *pulls him off
---
[November 09, 12:03:22 AM] Sasami Android: *Stuuuuuuuuuuuupiiiiiiiiiiiiid*
---
[November 09, 07:02:36 PM] karesh16: *Shakes Kp off*
---
[November 10, 06:14:05 PM] bellerussian: exactly, so I could be a whore
---
[November 10, 10:48:35 PM] DeathByStab: bananas=penis
[November 10, 10:49:15 PM] TheWizWhoDidIt: I like bananas ^^
---
[November 10, 11:40:47 PM] DeathByStab: the what now?
[November 10, 11:41:03 PM] Kneumatic Pnight: Your MOM
[November 10, 11:41:03 PM] KittyKat10371: I'mma hit that
---
[November 13, 07:25:36 PM] Kneumatic Pnight: Whore.
[November 13, 07:26:09 PM] KittyKat10371: Okie!
---
[November 13, 07:30:26 PM] KittyKat10371: Yank Thou...
[November 13, 07:30:32 PM] Kneumatic Pnight: Yes, please!
---
[November 16, 03:24:36 PM] Sasami Android: I'M NAKED!
---
[November 17, 12:24:34 AM] Sasami Android: STOP STALKING SEPHIROTHSAMA!
[November 17, 12:24:35 AM] Kneumatic Pnight: Awwh. =(
---
[November 18, 07:27:26 PM] KittyKat10371: I also like KP's mom
[November 18, 07:27:31 PM] KittyKat10371: Mmmm
[November 18, 07:27:32 PM] KittyKat10371: yeah
---
[November 18, 09:41:02 PM] TheWizWhoDidIt: *swallows the explosion*
---
[November 19, 04:10:29 PM] loyal2nes: I'm Lo--*shit*
---
[November 20, 03:52:48 AM] karesh16: I feel pretty and witty and gay
---
[November 21, 09:02:08 PM] KittyKat10371: My hands were in the wrong place
---
[November 23, 09:05:28 PM] TheWizWhoDidIt: I'm a man because I play with things.
[November 23, 09:05:39 PM] KittyKat10371: so did my mom
[November 23, 09:05:44 PM] KittyKat10371: Things like him
---
[November 23, 09:14:20 PM] KittyKat10371: I wish I had hot things to put on
---
[November 30, 10:48:09 PM] BobtheMercenary: I need you guys to fuck somebody
---
[December 02, 12:27:50 AM] TheWizWhoDidIt: I have boobs.
---
[December 02, 07:12:40 PM] karesh16: LIKE A COW!
[December 02, 07:12:55 PM] TheWizWhoDidIt: SK?
---
[December 03, 07:27:22 PM] archmagedb: Sweet homo Al
---
[December 05, 10:04:51 PM] BobtheMercenary: I'm on Arhra
---
[December 07, 07:47:18 PM] KittyKat10371: I eat a banana a day
---
[December 09, 10:01:14 PM] KittyKat10371: Whores
[December 09, 10:01:16 PM] KittyKat10371: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
---
[December 09, 10:03:22 PM] KittyKat10371: i've been screaming all day
---
[December 11, 08:40:05 PM] karesh16: She isn't going to have sex with me for chocolate.
[December 11, 08:40:08 PM] KittyKat10371: I would pay money to see that
---
[December 16, 04:50:17 PM] Samurai1531: *sucks Karesh*
---
[December 17, 12:11:27 AM] KittyKat10371: I just wanna sleep.. with your sister
---
[December 19, 04:54:59 PM] loyal2nes: *Beats off KP
===

Dragonsbane

12-19-2006, 08:11 PM

Archmage DB: You want to do KP's mom!
Kneumatic Pnight: Who doesn't?!
KittyKat10371: I do not
KittyKat10371: Just his sister

Melfice

12-20-2006, 03:06 PM

Oi, Raito! is BMG!
pictish is pictish (That Scottish bastard)
And I'm Melfice
pictish says:
XD My friend Jam and I were playing until about 9:30am or so. He was planning on being awake by 10am. Oops.
pictish says:
I have to find out what the hell he's done =3
"Oi, Raito!" says:
Doooooooooooooof.
"Oi, Raito!" says:
Your friend is a doof.
Melfice Silesius says:
What she said. XD
"Oi, Raito!" says:
So are you, but that's understood and has no need of mentioning.
pictish says:
._.
"Oi, Raito!" says:
*to Pictish*
"Oi, Raito!" says:
*is such a nice person*
"Oi, Raito!" says:
...GROUP HUG.
"Oi, Raito!" says:
*hugs both of them*
pictish says:
*uses opportunity to rub up with Melfice*
Melfice Silesius says:
...
"Oi, Raito!" says:
....*tapes*
pictish says:
XD
Melfice Silesius says:
DON'T MAKE ME USE MY FAKE SCOTTISH ACCENT AND MAKE FUN OF YOU! D=
pictish says:
Imitation is the greatest form of flattery =3
"Oi, Raito!" says:
*puts the tape in her personal collection*
Melfice Silesius says:
... EWWW! PERVERT!
"Oi, Raito!" says:
>>
"Oi, Raito!" says:
Says you. :B
Melfice Silesius says:
Then again, you're Scottish, so that speaks for itself.
pictish says:
What tape collection would this be? 'Why to never go ANYWHERE with pictish' series?
"Oi, Raito!" says:
>>
"Oi, Raito!" says:
._.
"Oi, Raito!" says:
^_^;
pictish says:
XD
Melfice Silesius says:
XD

Lady Cygnet

12-21-2006, 09:34 PM

My 10 year old niece was having trouble with yahoo and disappeared suddenly. This is what she said when she got back.

(LC is me, and R is my niece)

LC: what happened?
R: sorry it was mallfuking
LC: malfunctioning?
R: yes

SephirothSama

12-22-2006, 03:35 AM

Hehehehehhee....

Kneumatic Pnight says:
SHOCK THE BALLS!!
Kneumatic Pnight says:
SHOCK 'EM!
SephirothSama says:
O.O;
Kneumatic Pnight says:
Yes.
Kneumatic Pnight says:
THOSE balls.
SephirothSama says:
*shocks your balls*
Kneumatic Pnight says:
T.T
Kneumatic Pnight says:
NOT MINE!
SephirothSama says:
=P
Kneumatic Pnight says:
*suicide*
SephirothSama says:
XD

Dragonsbane

12-22-2006, 12:27 PM

Oi, Raito is BMG, also known as Miss Sasami Android. Also known as Fluffy, BUT ONLY TO SOME!

"Oi, Raito!" says:
Aaaaaaaaaaaaand that's intermission to get my Easy Mac. XD
Dragonsbane says:
easy mac?
Dragonsbane says:
What's that? A Burger that hangs out on streetcorners winking at passersby?
"Oi, Raito!" says:
I wish. A burger would be great now. XD
Dragonsbane says:
OH, easy MACARONI
Dragonsbane says:
OH
Dragonsbane says:
NO Whoreburgers!
"Oi, Raito!" says:
Hehehe. ^^

Jeneralissimo

12-23-2006, 02:38 PM

Kneumatic Pnight (2:31:58 PM): =O
Kneumatic Pnight (2:32:03 PM): O=
Kneumatic Pnight (2:32:05 PM): =O
Kneumatic Pnight (2:32:06 PM): O=
Kneumatic Pnight (2:32:07 PM): =O
Kneumatic Pnight (2:32:08 PM): O=
Kneumatic Pnight (2:32:08 PM): =O
Kneumatic Pnight (2:32:10 PM): =D
Kneumatic Pnight (2:32:12 PM): Hi!
bellerussian (2:32:30 PM): crazy person
Kneumatic Pnight (2:32:34 PM): WHERE?!
Kneumatic Pnight (2:32:43 PM): *hides behind you*
Kneumatic Pnight (2:32:50 PM): Don't let 'im bite me...
Kneumatic Pnight (2:34:03 PM): TAKE HER!! SHE'S THE DELICIOUS ONE!! I TASTE LIKE COWHIDE!!

Seriously, this was almost like DFM level of fucked-upness.

Dragonsbane

12-26-2006, 01:43 AM

Archmage DB: ...you know what?
Archmage DB: I'm going to go knock someone's mother up with tiger semen if nobody talks
POS Industries: sorry, I was off doing something and forgetting I was in here
POS Industries: also, my mother has no uterus
Karesh16: Tubes tied.
POS Industries: so.... I dunno, good luck with that
Archmage DB: Who said YOUR mother?
Archmage DB: Twiddy's getting a new baby brother >=D
POS Industries: well, I was just making sure you knew it wouldn't work
Kneumatic Pnight: DB knows nothing.
HateMakingAName: A tiger baby brother?
HateMakingAName: Who wouldn't want that?
POS Industries: yeah, actually, that sounds awfully cool
Karesh16: Make it a girl.
Karesh16: Then twiddy can have his own Catgirl!
HateMakingAName: First there are the family roaylties for having a cross-species baby
HateMakingAName: Then it's a fucking tiger(wo)man, that's just awesome
POS Industries: incestuous catgirl sex.... good times.
Kneumatic Pnight: ...I feel a new short story coming on!
Kneumatic Pnight: <<
Kneumatic Pnight: >>
Kneumatic Pnight: ...nah.
Raiden sparx: ....I hate all of you.

POS Industries

12-26-2006, 02:50 AM

Karesh16: You're right
Karesh16: I'm going back there
Karesh16: whippin out my penis and telling him it's his birthday
POS Industries: that's the spirit!

Melfice

12-31-2006, 06:15 PM

[00:01:44] Melfice Sile: 01/01/'07 00:00AM for me, so: HAPPY NEW
YEAR!
[00:01:55] Krylo: You're seven hours early.
[00:02:13] Melfice Sile: I'm also Dutch and GMT +1, so no whining!
[00:02:21] Krylo: The dutch suck.
[00:02:32] Melfice Sile: So do you.
[00:03:00] Krylo: Yes, but I suck as in oral sex. The dutch suck as
in being lame.
[00:03:06] Krylo: So their time doesn't count
[00:04:14] Melfice Sile: Ah, it's useless debating you when you're on
a roll. I love you too, you mad, disembodied skull!
[00:06:13] Krylo: ...You're drunk, aren't you.
[00:06:44] Melfice Sile: Nope, I'm not. Completely sober. =p

Nikose Tyris

01-12-2007, 10:25 PM

Nikosetyris1: hi
Nikosetyris1: Ghost rider sucks.
RoyDMylote: What?
RoyDMylote: Liar.
RoyDMylote: You dirty Canadian whore.
Nikosetyris1: heh
RoyDMylote: Take it back or I kill you.
Nikosetyris1: No.
RoyDMylote: Then you die.
Nikosetyris1: aw.
Nikosetyris1: no harm no foul
RoyDMylote: You insulted GHOST RIDER.
Nikosetyris1: Meh
Nikosetyris1: he's even terrible in Marvel: Ultimate Alliance
RoyDMylote: Take it back or I kill you, twice.
Nikosetyris1: Terrible. Has a chain but doesn't do any kind of decent damage with it.
RoyDMylote: You are a terrible, heathen Communist.
Nikosetyris1: Thank you.
RoyDMylote: I hope you die a death befitting your kind.
Nikosetyris1: Naked and having sex with several women, got it. =D
RoyDMylote: No. Naked and being eaten by several fire ants.
Nikosetyris1: Tee hee.
RoyDMylote: What is this laughter:
Nikosetyris1: XD
RoyDMylote: I hope you, as I have said, die.
Nikosetyris1: aw, you love me. <3
RoyDMylote: This is true.
RoyDMylote: That is why it will pain me to see you go.
RoyDMylote: But when I am in Ghost Rider heaven, I am sure I will get over the loss.
Nikosetyris1: I should point out, the movie is going to blow.
RoyDMylote: How?
Nikosetyris1: on it's knees.
Nikosetyris1: but I assume it will be of passing decency for me to go watch.
RoyDMylote: ...
RoyDMylote: Touche.

Lady Cygnet

01-13-2007, 04:01 AM

I'm MasakaIsWaking, and Nails McCabe is the (in)famous fifthfiend.

(This line of conversation started with the weather and somehow ended up being about whether or not one should tip a prostitute in Nevada, and if so, how much.)

MasakaIsWaking: and if a john managed to get a virgin, she'd probably expect an even bigger tip
Nails McCabe: I would expect a virgin would be going at much higher than usual rates, regardless.
Nails McCabe: hell, they'd probably do an open auction.
MasakaIsWaking: I imagine every man fantasizes about being a woman's first
MasakaIsWaking: well, every heterosexual man
Nails McCabe: Probably not every guy.
Nails McCabe: Well yeah
Nails McCabe: every guy.
MasakaIsWaking: I'll bet a plastic surgeon could make a killing there
MasakaIsWaking: even one that just did hymenorrhaphy
Nails McCabe: that's an actual thing that they can do?
MasakaIsWaking: um, yeah
Nails McCabe: huh.
MasakaIsWaking: just a sex
MasakaIsWaking: sec
Nails McCabe: I had no idea.
MasakaIsWaking: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hymenorrhaphy
MasakaIsWaking: here you go
Nails McCabe: wild.
MasakaIsWaking: yup
MasakaIsWaking: they can even reverse circumcisions now
Nails McCabe: ouch.
MasakaIsWaking: If I were a guy, I don't think I'd go for that
MasakaIsWaking: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreskin_restoration
Nails McCabe: "In classical Greek times the exposure of the glans of the penis was considered offensive and men with short foreskin would wear the Kynodesme to prevent its accidental exposure."
Nails McCabe: Different times different standards, I guess.
MasakaIsWaking: oh, wow
Nails McCabe: So like the way this works is
Nails McCabe: they're actually taking skin off of one part of your junk
Nails McCabe: and grafting it on elsewhere?
Nails McCabe: Yeah that pretty much sounds like something I can guarantee
MasakaIsWaking: something like that
Nails McCabe: never wanting to do
Nails McCabe: ever
Nails McCabe: ever ever
Nails McCabe: ever
Nails McCabe: eber.
Nails McCabe: ever
Nails McCabe: ever.
MasakaIsWaking: well, I guess that answers one question I never intended on asking you...

:gonk:

Bob The Mercenary

01-13-2007, 02:50 PM

Ano316gamer (2:38:13 PM): when i was driving bak in LV like a year ago
Ano316gamer (2:38:16 PM): i see this dear
Ano316gamer (2:38:19 PM): about 100 ft or so
Ano316gamer (2:38:21 PM): in front of me
Ano316gamer (2:38:22 PM): so im like
Ano316gamer (2:38:23 PM): OK
Ano316gamer (2:38:25 PM): ill brake
Ano316gamer (2:38:30 PM): by the time i stoped
Ano316gamer (2:38:32 PM): i was about 5ft
Ano316gamer (2:38:33 PM): from the deer
Ano316gamer (2:38:41 PM): ok so maybe it was more like the deer was 50ft away
BobtheMercenary (2:38:43 PM): haha, I've done that
Ano316gamer (2:38:46 PM): but dude
Ano316gamer (2:38:48 PM): i aint don
Ano316gamer (2:38:50 PM): *done
Ano316gamer (2:38:51 PM): ssooo
BobtheMercenary (2:38:51 PM): k
Ano316gamer (2:38:58 PM): the deer
Ano316gamer (2:39:01 PM): gets scared
Ano316gamer (2:39:05 PM): turns
Ano316gamer (2:39:58 PM): and JUMPS ontop of my fucking car!! then as it was about to land on my hood its legs slipped out from underneith it and it slid over my car, flipped off and broke its neck!
Ano316gamer (2:39:59 PM): I WAS LIE
Ano316gamer (2:40:01 PM): *LIKE
Ano316gamer (2:40:03 PM): OMFG
Ano316gamer (2:40:04 PM): I DID
Ano316gamer (2:40:05 PM): NOTTTTTT
Ano316gamer (2:40:06 PM): HIT U!!
Ano316gamer (2:40:10 PM): IT FUCKING KILLED ITSELF!!
BobtheMercenary (2:40:17 PM): WTF
Ano316gamer (2:40:27 PM): hahahaa
Ano316gamer (2:40:30 PM): omfg i know!!!!
Ano316gamer (2:40:32 PM): i got out
Ano316gamer (2:40:39 PM): and saw the fuker squermin on the ground
Ano316gamer (2:40:40 PM): i was like
Ano316gamer (2:40:41 PM): OMG
Ano316gamer (2:40:44 PM): FUK U DEER
Ano316gamer (2:40:49 PM): U TRIED TO KILL YOURSELF
Ano316gamer (2:40:53 PM): SO DONT EVEN BLAME IT ON ME!
Ano316gamer (2:40:53 PM): hahaha
Ano316gamer (2:40:57 PM): god damn deer

batgirl

01-25-2007, 12:30 AM

Don't even ask what we were on when we did this.

Ari = Me
Waterheart = BMG

Waterheart - As long as you love me forever says:
Nuuuu, I must not lose out on being a idolic nerd symbol of girlness!
*Ari* says:
now all the boys want to touch them
*Ari* says:
I am the nerd queen and don't you forget it!
*Ari* says:
I was having boys on NPF fangirling me when you were a blip on the internet screen
Waterheart - As long as you love me forever says:
I wasn't even on the internet. XD
*Ari* says:
goddamit I'm old
Waterheart - As long as you love me forever says:
I supposed I can claim the kawaii catgirl prize.
*Ari* says:
yea you can have that
Waterheart - As long as you love me forever says:
YAY CATGIRLISM.
Waterheart - As long as you love me forever says:
...wait, I'm a furry?
*Ari* says:
you just don't take away my fanboys
*Ari* says:
I have a reputaiotn to uphold
*Ari* says:
*reputation
Waterheart - As long as you love me forever says:
Yes'm.
*Ari* says:
db is mine
Waterheart - As long as you love me forever says:
You can keep odosan. >>
*Ari* says:
lol
*Ari* says:
you can have uh...melfice
Waterheart - As long as you love me forever says:
I mean, he's my odosan. That would be just weird. XD
Waterheart - As long as you love me forever says:
SQueeeeeeeeee.
Waterheart - As long as you love me forever says:
*takes melfice* MINE.
*Ari* says:
lol
*Ari* says:
and you can have Cloud too
*Ari* says:
because I'm taking Raiden
Waterheart - As long as you love me forever says:
Hmmm...
Waterheart - As long as you love me forever says:
Cloud...nah.
Waterheart - As long as you love me forever says:
He's dropped off the internets.
*Ari* says:
hmmm
*Ari* says:
then take someone else
Waterheart - As long as you love me forever says:
You know, I would so say Meister but he has a girlfriend. >.<;
*Ari* says:
meh
*Ari* says:
you do realize we just divided up the forum boys to fanboy us right?
Waterheart - As long as you love me forever says:
We just did, totally.
*Ari* says:
this must be quoted!
Waterheart - As long as you love me forever says:
...oh dear. I'm never going to haer the end of this.
Waterheart - As long as you love me forever says:
EVER.
Waterheart - As long as you love me forever says:
*hides in RaiRO*
*Ari* says:
WINGITY WONG!
Waterheart - As long as you love me forever says:
NUUU. YOU CAN'T.
Waterheart - As long as you love me forever says:
IT'S NOT COMPLETE WITHOUT THE FLASHING NIPPLAGE.
*Ari* says:
lol
Waterheart - As long as you love me forever says:
You can't wing wong cam!!!

That's right, nippleage! Commence the fanboying!

BlackMageGirl!

01-25-2007, 12:34 AM

*Ari* says:
and they don't bother me
Waterheart - As long as you love me forever says:
TOTAL DRUNKEDNESS.
*Ari* says:
because they know I'd inflict serious amounts of pain on them
Waterheart - As long as you love me forever says:
.....
Waterheart - As long as you love me forever says:
I'm NEVER going to hear the end of it.
*Ari* says:
much more than you can even fathom
Waterheart - As long as you love me forever says:
I would watch, gleefully.
*Ari* says:
setting people on fire
Waterheart - As long as you love me forever says:
...can you hurt the ones that bothe me too? >>
Waterheart - As long as you love me forever says:
Pwease? =^_^=
*Ari* says:
sure
*Ari* says:
I always enjoy outside jobs
Waterheart - As long as you love me forever says:
Squeeeee.

Dino_Hunter

01-27-2007, 06:47 PM

KittyKat10371: Are you a girl?
Kneumatic Pnight: o.O
KittyKat10371: !?!
rawless1: no sir!
KittyKat10371: ...
KittyKat10371: ma'am
KittyKat10371: AND DON'T CALL ME THAT
rawless1: okay Mr.Kitty
KittyKat10371: ...
TheWizWhoDidIt: Yes sir.
KittyKat10371: Ms.
TheWizWhoDidIt: >> <<
KittyKat10371: T.T
rawless1: Mrs.Kitty
KittyKat10371: Miss.
KittyKat10371: I'm not married
rawless1: Miss kitty
KittyKat10371: Except to Loyal
TheWizWhoDidIt: Yes you are.
TheWizWhoDidIt: And to me.
KittyKat10371: Call me Kit Kat
KittyKat10371: And Twiddy
TheWizWhoDidIt: Like 5 times over.
KittyKat10371: Yeah yeah yeah
KittyKat10371: Let's get married?
KittyKat10371: Ohhh, you're 14?!
KittyKat10371: You are younger than me!
KittyKat10371: I'm not the baby anymore!
rawless1: god for you ma'm!
rawless1: good*
KittyKat10371: Call me Kit Kat
KittyKat10371: Stop being polite
KittyKat10371: God
TheWizWhoDidIt: XD
rawless1: sorry Kit kat
Karesh16: Just call kitty a whore.
Karesh16: It's what everyone else does.
KittyKat10371: Thanks Kary!
rawless1: As long as its okay with whore
KittyKat10371: ....
KittyKat10371: Why do you guys always tell the new people I
KittyKat10371: I'm a whore!
rawless1: they shouldn't do that
Karesh16: KittyKat10371 (6:21:30 PM): I'm a whore!
KittyKat10371: I know, right?
KittyKat10371: I'M A WHORE!
KittyKat10371: WHORE WHORE WHORE!
KittyKat10371: SILLY KITTY IS A WHORE!
KittyKat10371: ME!
KittyKat10371: I'M A WHORE!
rawless1: I'm scared

Bob The Mercenary

02-01-2007, 09:38 PM

BobtheMercenary (9:30:28 PM): meh, I just got home from my 6-9 class
BobtheMercenary (9:30:38 PM): okay that came out wrong

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk

02-03-2007, 08:09 PM

Hawk says:
this comp has been idle for all of 2 hours maybe in the last 13 hours
Hawk says:
i really SHOULD log off...
Satanshammer says:
I would, but then its like, meh takes to much work to sign back on
Hawk says:
i know! its like, log on, then i have to click open the explorer, wait for it to connect, then sign into messenger, THEN get my music running. i mean geez, i just wanna surf the net!
Satanshammer says:
exactly! :D

Lady Cygnet

02-04-2007, 02:41 AM

MasakaIsWaking (5:26:55 PM): my connection sucks
NPFenris (6:17:21 PM): My face is a face.
MasakaIsWaking (6:17:35 PM): wow
MasakaIsWaking (6:17:40 PM): that's profound
NPFenris (6:20:32 PM): You're profound.
MasakaIsWaking (6:21:02 PM): I'm unemployed and broke
NPFenris (6:21:22 PM): That means you're a philosopher.
MasakaIsWaking (6:21:37 PM): yeah...I guess it does
MasakaIsWaking (6:21:45 PM): give me money for my insights?
NPFenris (6:23:07 PM): XD
MasakaIsWaking (6:23:44 PM): *shrugs* It was worth a shot

Fenris

02-04-2007, 11:27 AM

Nikose says:
If you delete Xcomic off our servers I may also have to kill you. =D
FenrisWolf says:
>>
FenrisWolf says:
<<
FenrisWolf says:
Maybe.
Nikose says:
It's INCREDIBLY difficult to get it working
FenrisWolf says:
Wait, you can actually get something working that's hard?
FenrisWolf says:
If I had a cookie, I would break it in half, and give you all of it.
Nikose says:
So can my girlfriend.
Nikose says:
Yeah, I'm not a total idiot, Fenris. :p I am going to COLLEGE for this, I shouldn't be completely inept.
FenrisWolf says:
...
FenrisWolf says:
I'm still gonna end up fixing everything, aren't I?
Nikose says:
I specialize in Networking and hardware installation. So, probably.
Nikose says:
XD

Loyal

02-17-2007, 09:30 AM

Omfg lolzunub (8:34:47 AM): HmmmOmfg lolzunub (8:35:03 AM): I wonder how illegal it is to purposely shut off someone's plumbing for a long period of time
loyal2nes (8:35:10 AM): Most likely very.
Omfg lolzunub (8:35:36 AM): New land lord, supposed to move within like
Omfg lolzunub (8:35:38 AM): next month
Omfg lolzunub (8:35:44 AM): and he purposely shut off our plumbing
Omfg lolzunub (8:35:45 AM): -_-;
loyal2nes (8:36:02 AM): ....Yeah, you should see a lawyer or something about that. What the crap?
Omfg lolzunub (8:36:12 AM): I know >_>
Omfg lolzunub (8:36:21 AM): My mom's been talking to people.
Omfg lolzunub (8:36:27 AM): She has a LOT of crap against this guy.
Omfg lolzunub (8:36:46 AM): I think he needs to realize.
loyal2nes (8:36:44 AM): Pun intended?
Omfg lolzunub (8:36:52 AM): The lease ends next month.
Omfg lolzunub (8:36:57 AM): And lol it wasn't, but it's kind of funny
Omfg lolzunub (8:36:58 AM): xD
loyal2nes (8:36:59 AM): XD
Omfg lolzunub (8:37:16 AM): I think the guy needs to just needs to get over it
Omfg lolzunub (8:37:19 AM): the lease ends next month
Omfg lolzunub (8:37:21 AM): shit you can do
Omfg lolzunub (8:37:44 AM): But basically, my toilet doesn't flush
Omfg lolzunub (8:37:48 AM): For no apparent reason
Omfg lolzunub (8:37:56 AM): me and my mother both go out, toilets working fine
Omfg lolzunub (8:37:58 AM): we come back
Omfg lolzunub (8:38:03 AM): it's not flushing
Omfg lolzunub (8:38:11 AM): during the time we were out
loyal2nes (8:38:11 AM): =\
Omfg lolzunub (8:38:20 AM): New land lord has his illegal immigrant workers here
Omfg lolzunub (8:38:21 AM): >_>
loyal2nes (8:38:28 AM): .......
Omfg lolzunub (8:38:44 AM): Well, they speak like close to no english.
Omfg lolzunub (8:38:48 AM): Can assume they're illegal.
Omfg lolzunub (8:38:48 AM): :3
Omfg lolzunub (8:39:16 AM): I never got that...
Omfg lolzunub (8:39:26 AM): Why would you go to a country with the intent of living there
loyal2nes (8:39:26 AM): *Shrug*
Omfg lolzunub (8:39:33 AM): but not bother learning the most common lnaguage?
Omfg lolzunub (8:39:44 AM): language*
loyal2nes (8:40:30 AM): I suppose it makes it that much easier to make fun of them behind (Or right in front of) their backs.
Omfg lolzunub (8:40:43 AM): xD
Omfg lolzunub (8:40:45 AM): True enough

Fenris

02-27-2007, 09:53 PM

FenrisWolf: Whop.
Axl: what is whop?
FenrisWolf: Whop is a sound.
Axl: the sound of what?
sk3L3t0n: All your mothers.
Axl: NO/10
Axl: what action causes this sound
FenrisWolf: It's a sound.
FenrisWolf: ...
FenrisWolf: Any sound.
FenrisWolf: It's just a sound.
sk3L3t0n: Um
sk3L3t0n: Yes.
FenrisWolf: I think it's from HGTTG.
sk3L3t0n: Fenris.
sk3L3t0n: He has it.
FenrisWolf: Um, okay?
FenrisWolf: Rarrr.
sk3L3t0n: Or from /
sk3L3t0n: ...
sk3L3t0n: They don't show text in HTML brackets
sk3L3t0n: D=
FenrisWolf: What was that supposed to say?
sk3L3t0n: I don't even remember.
sk3L3t0n: The good news? I'm inside of RaiRai.
sk3L3t0n: ...on RO.
Axl: gratz/4

The Kneumatic Pnight

03-03-2007, 08:50 PM

[March 03, 07:32:56 PM] FencerShinryuu: Kitty, didn't I get KP?
[March 03, 07:33:19 PM] *** Samurai1531 has joined the chat.
[March 03, 07:33:20 PM] KittyKat10371: No.
[March 03, 07:33:26 PM] Samurai1531: ;_;
[March 03, 07:33:27 PM] *** Samurai1531 has left the chat.
[March 03, 07:33:30 PM] Kneumatic Pnight: ...
[March 03, 07:33:33 PM] Kneumatic Pnight: Rock.
[March 03, 07:33:40 PM] KittyKat10371: I WIN!
[March 03, 07:33:43 PM] KittyKat10371: Two with one
[March 03, 07:33:45 PM] KittyKat10371: I'm amazing
[March 03, 07:33:48 PM] FencerShinryuu: But I 'gotcha'd him, right?
[March 03, 07:33:52 PM] Kneumatic Pnight: Me too!
[March 03, 07:33:58 PM] *** Samurai1531 has joined the chat.
[March 03, 07:33:58 PM] KittyKat10371: No.
[March 03, 07:34:01 PM] Kneumatic Pnight: XD
[March 03, 07:34:05 PM] Samurai1531: ;_;
[March 03, 07:34:06 PM] KittyKat10371: XD
[March 03, 07:34:07 PM] *** Samurai1531 has left the chat.

CHICAGO�lollie

03-07-2007, 06:08 AM

CHICAGO�lollie says:
Blast!

CHICAGO�lollie says:
Smite everyone.

CHICAGO�lollie says:
And their little dogs too.

QueenQeeko says:
Nah, I'll smute you instead

QueenQeeko says:
Smite even

QueenQeeko says:
I'll smite you with my legendary sword, Smute

QueenQeeko says:
*smites you*

CHICAGO�lollie says:
I AM THE LEGENDARY SMUTE MCDOUGALL, AND I AM HERE FOR MY laundry which I left here
on Tuesday. How much did the dry cleaning cost again?

QueenQeeko says:
ONE KAGILLION, BITCH, PLUS TIP

CHICAGO�lollie says:
I'LL TIP YOU.

QueenQeeko says:
YES TIP ME

CHICAGO�lollie says:
No wait. D:

QueenQeeko says:
FIVE DOLLAR

QueenQeeko says:
*jingles tip jar at you*

CHICAGO�lollie says:
...NO. D:<

CHICAGO�lollie says:
NO DOLLAR FOR YOU. D:<

CHICAGO�lollie says:
This are MAHdollar, and I prepare to protect MAHdollar for all are worth.

CHICAGO�lollie says:
...

*money in tip* There you go! :D

QueenQeeko says:
You lose at currency.

QueenQeeko says:
Fortune Win +A

CHICAGO�lollie says:
:�

CHICAGO�lollie says:
EUROSAD

She had me at gunpoint to post this.

Arhra

03-12-2007, 08:31 PM

Not much, but I thought I'd put it up anyway

(10:52:30) Neyo the King: You know, chatting here isn't typing my report for me...
(10:52:48) Arhra213: Then why are you still here?
(10:52:56) Neyo the King: ...
(10:53:01) Neyo the King left the room.

Flarecobra

03-15-2007, 01:59 PM

flarecobra (12:18:11 PM): Hi, I'd like to talk to Dr. FixEverythingMakeFeelNice please.
flarecobra (12:19:14 PM): I'm representing someone who has had a severe allergic reaction to your product "ShakeItTheF***Off", in perticular the "Bee" flavor.
QueenQeeko (12:30:36 PM): Hold the line please.
flarecobra (12:33:07 PM): OK
QueenQeeko (12:31:03 PM): *tetris attack theme song*
QueenQeeko (12:31:10 PM): "Your cat is green."
QueenQeeko (12:31:23 PM): Hello, this is Dr Precilla Mincemeat
flarecobra (12:34:34 PM): Ma'am, according to your "ShakeItTheF***Off" product, you fail to mention that your product can cause allergic reactions.
flarecobra (12:35:43 PM): In perticular the "Bee" flavor, which sent my client to the hospitol, and nearly died.
QueenQeeko (12:34:04 PM): It says so inside the bottle on the tiny little note: "warning: may cause drowsiness, chaffing, lung collapse and lacerations to the flesh. do not use if allergic to bees or any organic matter with a stinger. If symptoms persist, throw bottle off a cliff."
flarecobra (12:37:09 PM): Still valid for sueing, as it was not clearly marked.
flarecobra (12:38:28 PM): However, my client is willing to settle for a negotiable sum.
QueenQeeko (12:36:09 PM): The "ShakeItTheF***Off" product was only meant for conditions concerning attached lifeforms. What ailment did the patient suffer before treatment?
flarecobra (12:40:12 PM): He was perscribed "ShakeItTheF***Off" to deal with Metroid Attachment Syndrome, and while it did cure it, he had a severe allergic reaction to the medication.
QueenQeeko (12:38:23 PM): Oh, that is very unfortunate.
QueenQeeko (12:38:42 PM): The victim would have been poisoned by the Metroid already
flarecobra (12:41:23 PM): The poison was cleared up.
QueenQeeko (12:39:26 PM): Such a reaction to "ShakeItTheF***Off" may still be related.
QueenQeeko (12:39:29 PM): However.
QueenQeeko (12:40:01 PM): Dr FixEverythingMakeFeelNice shall cater to the patient's claims
flarecobra (12:43:31 PM): So 100K and a French Maid, and we call it settled?
QueenQeeko (12:42:10 PM): Yes, 100k and a French Maid. And WeHaveDrugs Inc. will throw in a free sample of "SprayItUntilItsDead"
flarecobra (12:45:05 PM): Uzi-style or Flame-style?
QueenQeeko (12:43:05 PM): AcidRain scent
flarecobra (12:45:39 PM): Very well.
flarecobra (12:46:31 PM): Standard drop off point then.
QueenQeeko (12:44:37 PM): By BlackHawk delivery. Pleasure doing business with you. Please accept WeMakeDrugs Inc.'s sincere apologies for the inconvenience.
flarecobra (12:47:25 PM): Not a problem. *Click*

Fifthfiend

03-20-2007, 06:08 PM

From the Yaplet:

8 Man: whenever someone mentions Mashirosen, I picture Lucy Van Pelt for some reason

It's so true!

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk

03-20-2007, 06:11 PM

Previously, on Yaplet:

fifthA: Fifthfiend
fifthA: Class: Shitfucker
fifthA: Element: Dumb and Ugly
fifthA: Abilities: Being Dumb and Ugly and Fucking Shit
8 Man: now that's dedication
Hawk of Battle: indeed
fifthA: oh indeed.

Major Blood

03-22-2007, 05:30 PM

HeyHey, Bob-Doug here - Some loser i know.

~~~

[14:58] MajorBlood: Hey, whats up?
[14:58] HeyHey, Bob-Doug here: not much man, you?
[14:59] MajorBlood: Just listening to Eriyanna's radio show.
[14:59] MajorBlood: You probably don't know who that is.
[15:01] HeyHey, Bob-Doug here: nope I don't
[15:01] MajorBlood: http://wcradio.com/index.php
[15:01] MajorBlood: Oh, are you at work?
[15:01] HeyHey, Bob-Doug here: yup
[15:01] MajorBlood: Ah. Well never mind then.
[15:01] HeyHey, Bob-Doug here: just explain who she is?
[15:02] MajorBlood: Member of the WoW radio forum. Her debut show is on right now.
[15:02] HeyHey, Bob-Doug here: uhhhhhhh-huh
[15:02] HeyHey, Bob-Doug here: .......
[15:03] MajorBlood: What?
[15:03] HeyHey, Bob-Doug here: it still doesn mean anything to me.....is she important?
[15:03] MajorBlood: Not really.
[15:04] HeyHey, Bob-Doug here: is she uber attractive?
[15:04] MajorBlood: How should i know? Never seen a picture of her.
[15:05] HeyHey, Bob-Doug here: then why the hell are you listening to her?
[15:05] MajorBlood: It's entertaining and informative?
[15:06] HeyHey, Bob-Doug here: .....dude it's a radio show about a Video game......can't you just play the game to be informed about it?
[15:08] MajorBlood: Think about sports radio. Couldn't you watch the games to be informed about it? Yeah you could, but look at how many people listen to sports radio.
[15:09] HeyHey, Bob-Doug here: yeah but there's a difference, it's Warcraft!!!
[15:09] MajorBlood: So? Whats the difference?
[15:10] HeyHey, Bob-Doug here: one's trivial and unimportant already, and doesn't need that much attention paid to it, and the other's just a video game, what's to talk about.
[15:12] MajorBlood: Heh, well why do people smoke? To feel sophisticated and "Cool" about what they know about.
[15:12] MajorBlood: /sarcasm
[15:12] MajorBlood: Well, i spose i listen to these shows because i enjoy it.
[15:13] MajorBlood: And really, that's all that matters.
[15:14] HeyHey, Bob-Doug here: give in to peer pressure colin, Damn you, give in to the corruption of society!!8o|
[15:14] MajorBlood: No way man! I'm a free spirit!
[15:14] MajorBlood: /drugs
[15:16] HeyHey, Bob-Doug here: alright you little Hippy bastard, we'll see how fat and sassy you are when I take away your reefer, and your THC, and your "Boings" or whatever they call them...you know, the tubes you breath the steam through....

Fenris

03-23-2007, 07:43 PM

RoyDMylote: Wow. I have an in with the mod squad.
npfenris: Except I can't view the Mod Forum.
npfenris: I'm just the Forum Games Mod.
RoyDMylote: Oh. That doesn't make sense.
RoyDMylote: Seein' as you're a mod.
npfenris: Wait about a month, and then we'll see.
npfenris: They're all supermods.
npfenris: I'm just a mod.
npfenris: *shrug*
npfenris: Doesn't really bother me.
RoyDMylote: They don't respect you, Anakin.

Fifthfiend

03-23-2007, 08:07 PM

Come to that, you are awful young for being a moderator.

Oh well, Forumageddon had to happen somehow.

Mr.Bookworm

03-23-2007, 08:11 PM

Doesn't Gaia have that copyrighted?

Death by Stabbing

03-23-2007, 08:12 PM

Come to that, you are awful young for being a moderator.

Oh well, Forumageddon had to happen somehow.

He is too old to begin the training

Melfice

03-23-2007, 08:28 PM

He is too old to begin the training

You can just stick it up your pointy ears. I'll still teach this boy.

And now we continue our regular broadcast.

Fifthfiend

03-24-2007, 03:13 AM

Funka: FFX 2?
Funka: who the fuck came up with that?
Bookworm: FF X-2 wasn't that bad.
Funka: it had a character named "Payne"
Funka: come on!
Funka: but your'er ight
Funka: it was awesome
Axl: and she was dressed appropriately
Funka: my only regret is that Payne didn't have a special ability to cut herself
Funka: ok, bad joke
Funka: XD
Bookworm: ...
Bookworm: That would have been neat.
fifth: Shit, I'll buy that for a dollar.
Bookworm: OR, you could include a secret lesbian minigame!
Funka: no, then it would have been a playable game
Funka: I think I got to the part of the game where they all go to a hot springs or something
Funka: after that I figured I had allr eady won
fifth: i dunno, that fuckin' sauna scene was awkward enough
fifth: I'd have hated to see what it looked like if they actually tried to go down on each other.
Funka: they're all Japanese you know...
Funka: total out oc control bush action most liklely
Funka: Yuna likely had a vag-stash going on down there
Bookworm: Don't you mean Japanese Anime? Two completely different looks...
fifth: Let's keep the painfully awkward sex in Frank Miller movies where it belongs.
Funka: here here!
Funka: *toast*
fifth: You know, along with brilliantly resplendent man-nipples and morbidly obese mutants with gladiuses for forearms
Funka: thoguh wasn't 300 a Frank Miller movie?
Funka: yeah
fifth: exactly.
Bookworm: The graphic novel is awesome.
fifth: That fuckin' scene where Leonidas bangs the queen?
fifth: That was some awkward-ass bangin'
Funka: brilliantly repsplendent man nipples, man
Funka: I've got to take notes
Funka: ha ha
Funka: It's good to be the king?
fifth: The only way that shit could have got more awkward
Bookworm: The priests could have come in.
fifth: was if the two of them had stopped every thirty seconds to tell each other how their bangin' was the proof of their dutifulness as Mighty Spartans and Proud, Dedicated Heterosexuals
Funka: they were rather fascist
Funka: but hot
Funka: so I guess it evens out?
fifth: Naw I mean, the priests would have improved things
Bookworm: Man-nipples are hot?
fifth: They were like the only guys in that movie who actually acted like they enjoyed sex.
Funka: depends on the weather I guess
Funka: Mine are about room temperature usually
Funka: XD
Funka: brb
fifth: Not just like, fucking as a Political Statement
Bookworm: Are we talking about the same priests?
fifth: Yeah, the lecherous fuckers who were hoggin' all the virgins.
Bookworm: Old, creepy men who keep the oracles and rape them? Acid tongues?
fifth: I didn't say they were nice
Bookworm: Good point.
fifth: just that they seemed like they were at least feeling up the oracles because they enjoyed doing it
fifth: not as some kind of like, Meta-Sexual Statement on Society and What It Is to Be a Man.
fifth: I mean seriously like,
fifth: Leonidas bangs the queen to prove his Proud Manly Kinglinessified Manhood
Bookworm: That made me giggle.
fifth: That dude who rapes the queen outright says he's not doing it to fuckin' enjoy it
Axl: i bet he did though
Funka: woah
Bookworm: If the whole point was to make a statement, why didn
fifth: even fucking Xerxes pretty much seemed like he only had that travelling whorehouse because that's the sort of thing you're expected to have when you're a God-King
Bookworm: Eh.
Funka: well, think about it this wauy
Funka: how enjoyable would sex be without the benefit of modern sanitation and cleanliness?
Bookworm: Pretty damn enjoyable.
Funka: I mean come on, the funk rising off Queenies naughty bits might be pretty foul
Funka: they didn't have Summer's Eve at the dawn of history
Axl: it was ancient greece: agood funk was expected
Bookworm: But that's if you come from a time like now, where people are a lot cleaner. If you were back then, a bad stench was normal.
fifth: Shit, the only two people who actually seemed honestly into each other were the captain's son and that other dude.
Funka: ha ha
Funka: I noticed that
Funka: he got beheaded though
Funka: that's life eh?
Bookworm: Eh. Every Spartan died.
Bookworm: Whups. SPOILER!!!
fifth: You know what I liked? Was right after he gets his head lopped off,
fifth: when you get to see his chesticles bouncing in full, glorious slow-motion.
Funka: those guys had some serious dude-cleave
Funka: it was frightening
Bookworm: Well. It's from whatever the equivalent of estrogen or steriods was back then/
Funka: meat?
fifth: they didn't need steroids and shit back then.
fifth: If you wanted a kick of testosterone you just went out and fought a wolf with your bare hands
fifth: You know what I kind of like to think about that movie?
Bookworm: And a pointy stick!
Bookworm: TELL ME
fifth: Was that the queen knew whasisface was gonna backstab her
fifth: even despite her letting him bang her
fifth: The only reason she did it
fifth: was cause she knew how much more awesome it was gonna make it when she stabbed him in the stomach
fifth: and threw his words back in his face and shit.
Funka: that was pretty hardcore
fifth: Totally.
Bookworm: Well, yeah, any plot issues seemed to be secondary to making the movie as awesome as they could.
fifth: And it's like even more hardcore if you imagine that the queen was sitting there thinking to herself
fifth: "Well, I'm totally gonna be shoving a sword through this asshole's stomach"
Bookworm: Sitting?
fifth: "But what would make that even more awesome, is if I shove a sword through this asshole's stomach while he's thinking what a clever asshole he is cause he stuck his dick in me"
Funka: "SHould I fuck him first?"
fifth: Well I mean, this is beforehand
Funka: "decisions are so hard!"
fifth: Like while she's sitting around deciding whether to let this guy rape her.
fifth: I bet Leonidas would have approved, even.
Funka: ha ha
fifth: I mean I don't even think it really counts as cheating
Funka: if you murder him the next day?
Funka: maybe that breaks even
fifth: exactly.
Funka: I'd take her back
Funka: XD
Funka: "Well, while you were gone playing super solider, I fucked that one weasily asshole dude, but its ok, because I stabbed the shit out of him the next day"
Funka: "Aww, yer the greatest sugar nips"
Bookworm: I never knew ancient history was so much like a combination of a soap opera and a John Woo film with swords instead of guns.

Long-Haired Narcissist

03-24-2007, 01:51 PM

xravi: I'm just bored
xravi: I feel like baking cookies
Doc Loto: delicious
xravi: anyone want spme?
xravi: some*
Doc Loto: sure as long as they're not poison cookies
xravi: they taste like love
Doc Loto: nevermind then, love is just as bad for me as holy water
xravi: but love makes the world go round.
Doc Loto: Yes, but it still burns like the holy water
xravi: change yourself from demonic to angelic then
Doc Loto: but I lost my character sheet...
xravi: That sucks
xravi: More cookies for me!
xravi: which doesn't suck btw

Demetrius

03-24-2007, 02:31 PM

By love flavored I really hope you don't mean semen, cause that is disgusting.

xravi

03-24-2007, 02:38 PM

No, cookies of love not sex. Sex isn't love.

The cookies were delicious.

Mr.Bookworm

03-24-2007, 03:38 PM

xravi: i'm to full to eat
xravi: these cookies are crazy
Bookworm: The semen cookies?
xravi: love not equal sex
Bookworm: Okay. The messy, sticky love cookies?
xravi: they are sticky........
xravi: no semen inside
Bookworm: Sure�
xravi: okay there is white stuff in them
xravi: yeah its semen
Bookworm: Yours?
xravi: I love semen cookies
xravi: No
Big Mac: i walked in on the wrong conversation

...

Odd cookies.

xravi

03-24-2007, 03:43 PM

I'm on a roll today.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk

03-24-2007, 05:27 PM

Fenris: Now you're on probation. =D
xravi: why?
Fenris: Since your so efeminate you can't be a douche.
Big Mac: what did i miss
Fenris: You must be probed.
Lord of Joshelplex: I hgave to work on saturday nights
Fenris: =D
Lord of Joshelplex: and by work, I mena clean guts for 3 hours
xravi: i'm blue
Big Mac: ooh
Hawk: hehe, fenris wants to "probe" xravi!
Hawk: *insert sexual innuendo here*
Lord of Joshelplex: ...
Lord of Joshelplex: eww
Big Mac: ...
xravi: oh fernis, you so kinky
Fenris: ...
Big Mac: ...

Fenris

03-24-2007, 05:29 PM

Fenris: I was off eatin' mentos and drinkin' Diet Coke, and this is how y'all act!?
Big Mac: yeah...this is awkward
Fenris: I have half a mind to projectile vomit on each and every one of you!
xravi: dot dot dot
Hawk: hey, you dug your own grave that time dude
Fenris: You dug your own kerbanned!

xravi

03-24-2007, 05:38 PM

I'm both proud and ashamed of myself.

42PETUNIAS

03-27-2007, 07:45 PM

42PETUNIAS: anyways
42PETUNIAS: Axl's [attempt at a logo for faplet] was way better than mine
42PETUNIAS: http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u151/42PETUNIAS/Picture1-1.png
Axl: needs more bright yellow ala nuklear age
42PETUNIAS: this is why im not allowed near photos
Axl: WHOA, that... is low budget
Fenris: Exactly.
42PETUNIAS: i know
42PETUNIAS: i made it with word
Fenris: ...XD

Cloud Strife

03-28-2007, 06:50 PM

Kuroude7: BAM!
clollieman: OW
Kuroude7: You just got Cloud Strifed. :O
clollieman: My enchanted shin bone. :C
Kuroude7: Ain't enchanted no mo'! :O
clollieman: :C
Kuroude7: I know. I'm mean. ^^
clollieman: C:
Kuroude7: And you love it. LOVE IT I SAY! >;D
clollieman: No. :o
Kuroude7: Awh. Win- for me. T.T
clollieman: C:

Nikose Tyris

03-29-2007, 09:54 PM

Forum Games Mod? Me? says:
I'M GOING TO TOOT MY HORN.
Nikose Tyris says:
I know. XD
Forum Games Mod? Me? says:
AND PLAY WITH MY BONE.
Forum Games Mod? Me? says:
I just went off in my pants, brb
Nikose Tyris says:
...saved.

Sir Pinkleton

03-29-2007, 10:52 PM

Not a whole lot, but here are some out of context readings from Yaplet:

Mondt: You know
Mondt: Bah
Mondt: Nevermind
IHMN: Huzzah
IHMN: We have broken his spirit
============
fifth: READ BOOKS, bitch!
============
Mesden: NPF is a pretty nice place
Axl: Lurking is great! I love to lurk it up!
Mesden: All things considered

And a conversation I had with a friend:
~�?�-��?m��$~ 7h3_L3@�3?: well, my room is no longer clean, the bookshelves are knocked oiver, I think I woke everyone up within a 400 mile radius, and there is a dead bird outside........
[WaaZup!] Infantry #4: well...damn

Long-Haired Narcissist

04-01-2007, 05:43 PM

Narc: type 69 if you wanna have some fun
Narc: lmao
42PETUNIAS: 69
Narc: You have reached the Sexy Hot Cheerleader Hotline
Narc: For English, press 1. for Spanish, press 2
42PETUNIAS: hmm
42PETUNIAS: 2
Narc: For French, press 3. for Klingon press 4. For Elven press 5
42PETUNIAS: 2
42PETUNIAS: wait
42PETUNIAS: no
42PETUNIAS: 5
42PETUNIAS: i want erwen
42PETUNIAS: or whatever her name is
42PETUNIAS hits 5
42PETUNIAS: .
Narc: I'm sorry, that is not an option. Go the fuck back to Middle Earth or learn to speak English
Narc: To be redirected back to the language menu, press pound
42PETUNIAS: 2?
* 42PETUNIAS presses 2 in a questioning manner*
* 42PETUNIAS presses #
Narc: I'm sorry, that is not an option. Go the fuck back to Mexico or learn to speak English
Narc: To be redirected back to the language menu, press pound#
* 42PETUNIAS presses #
* 42PETUNIAS presses 1
* 42PETUNIAS presses #
42PETUNIAS: ... again
Narc: Oh sorry I had a lag
42PETUNIAS: i can tell
42PETUNIAS: no hurry up
42PETUNIAS: i wants me my phone sex
Narc: You have selected English
42PETUNIAS: *now
Narc: To buy our book, press 1.
Narc: To visit our site press 2
42PETUNIAS: ...
42PETUNIAS: this is so not fun
42PETUNIAS: go to hell
42PETUNIAS: you jackass
* 42PETUNIAS hangs up
Narc: To speak to a Sexy Cheerleader press 3
* 42PETUNIAS picks the phone back up
* 42PETUNIAS hits three
Katie: Hi, I'm Katie, your sexy cheerleader
Katie: What do you want to do with me
42PETUNIAS: hey katie
42PETUNIAS: what are you wearing?
42PETUNIAS: and what do you look like?
Katie: A tank top and a pair of short shorts
42PETUNIAS: mmm
42PETUNIAS: what do you look like?
Katie: I have large succulent breasts, long legs, a big butt, and a cute face
42PETUNIAS: oh yeah
Customer Service: To speak with Katie more, give me your credit card number and expiration date
Customer Service: You will be charged 100 gil per minute
42PETUNIAS: oh yeah
42PETUNIAS: 4334t5647645746
42PETUNIAS: and may 09
Customer Service: Credit card accepted
Katie: Hey sexy
42PETUNIAS: hey
42PETUNIAS: ill give you $500 to come to my house right now and fuck me
*42's phone: disconnects
42PETUNIAS: motherfucker

Nikose Tyris

04-04-2007, 03:39 PM

Kaelus (fazendo li��o, ou pelo menos tentando =X) says:
I'm my own escape goat.
Nikose Tyris says:
...
Nikose Tyris says:
Honey, that's said, "Scapegoat".
Nikose Tyris says:
it has very different implications when said "Escape Goat".

Long-Haired Narcissist

04-05-2007, 05:17 PM

* Narc busts through a wall in his KoolAid Man costume
Elminster the Sage: No, that's...
Narc: OOHHHH YEEAH
Elminster the Sage: Falcon Punch!
* Elminster the Sage punches Koolaid
pocheros: Falcon's biggest issue is his need to state every move her peforms
Sithdarth: *launches SAAM missles at Koolaid*
pocheros: ^he
Elminster the Sage: Slightly above average man made missiles?
pocheros: what ever happened to SAAM?
pocheros: did he die?
Sithdarth: Self Guided Air to Air Missles
pocheros: get lost in the newfie wilderness?
KoolAid Man: OOOH NOO
Sithdarth: Because after a Flacon punch he has to be in the air somewhere
* KoolAid Man lands causing an earthquake
Sithdarth: *detonates the mine Koolaid just landed on*
* KoolAid Man flies into the air and land atop Elminster, pocheros, and Sithdarth
* Sithdarth is standing no were near the other two
Elminster the Sage: Three on one with a fat guy and only one girl is not my idea of fun.
* Sithdarth and is therefore not landed on
* KoolAid Man rolls toward Sithdarth
pocheros: *runs away*
* Sithdarth levitates
* KoolAid Man shoots acidic KoolAid directly at Sithdarth
* Sithdarth counters with axe body spray
* KoolAid Man dies
pocheros: not KoolAid Man!
Narc: You have defeated my spawn and me this time, but as everyone knows, there are always more ninjas. I shall have vengeance

The SSB Intern

04-06-2007, 10:32 PM

The SSB Intern: hi
Jeneralissimo: ah hello
The SSB Intern: I can't seem to log in the forum with yaplet on
KneumaticPnight: Haha, sucks to be you, then.
KneumaticPnight: >> <<
The SSB Intern: Yer mean!!!
KneumaticPnight: Best thing to be, EVER!
KneumaticPnight: =D
The SSB Intern: that's it. yer gettin the belt.
KneumaticPnight: YAY, I WIN!
The SSB Intern: no the belt is bad, you lose!
* KneumaticPnight hides in Jen's pocket
* The SSB Intern takes off Jen's pants
The SSB Intern: ^^
FenrisA: Whoa.
FenrisA: Like, don't do that.
KneumaticPnight: Belle, get 'im!
The SSB Intern: but he's the mean one
KneumaticPnight: I AM SO NICE!
Jeneralissimo: pervert!
Jeneralissimo: and maybe I'm not wearing pants anyway
KneumaticPnight: You have a pocket, right?
Jeneralissimo: no, actually
The SSB Intern: doesn't matter.
KneumaticPnight: ...
KneumaticPnight: THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY!

This new-fangled yaplet thing is quite fun.

Fifthfiend

04-07-2007, 11:39 PM

five fifths of a 5th: Fun fact
five fifths of a 5th: "Easter" was originally named after a Saxon goddess
five fifths of a 5th: for whom there was a festival for the coming of spring.
Narc: What's even better are the Cadbury eggs. They're orgasmicly delicious
five fifths of a 5th: All the stuff about Jesus didn't get tacked on until way later.
Lord of Joshelplex: for me easter is the only time of year i get candy
five fifths of a 5th: Hence why all the chocolate bunnies and eggs and crap.
five fifths of a 5th: oh man, I just remembered I didn't bother dying any eggs.
five fifths of a 5th: Ah well.
Narc: Wasn't the holiday originally celebrated with gay sex and drunkennes?
five fifths of a 5th: Probably
Lord of Joshelplex: ahh
Narc: *drunkeness
five fifths of a 5th: I think that's how they celebrated EVERY holiday in Pagan times
Lord of Joshelplex: so it was hijacked by christians?
five fifths of a 5th: Easter? DRINKING AND BUTTFUCKING
five fifths of a 5th: Christmas? DRINKING AND BUTTFUCKING
five fifths of a 5th: Someone's birthday? DRINKING AND BUTTFUCKING
five fifths of a 5th: It's a Tuesday and the weather's nice? DRINKING AND BUTTFUCKING

I thought you guys would enjoy that so I'm sharing it with you.

Fenris

04-13-2007, 07:24 AM

FenrisWolf: I am so tired.
Meister: Well no wonder at seven in the morning.
FenrisWolf: I have to leave in 20 minutes. =(
Meister: I've got most Fridays off. =3
FenrisWolf: Rub it in, why don't ya?
Meister: Mwaha.
Meister: Well, I gotta go again.
FenrisWolf: Well later.
FenrisWolf: Have fun.
FenrisWolf: Having your day off.
Meister: You too.
FenrisWolf: And while I go through school.
Meister: Mwahahaha.
FenrisWolf: Oooh, Kickball today in Gym!
FenrisWolf: I think I'll manage.
Meister: See, it all works out. See ya!
FenrisWolf: If only because I get to kick somebody in the face.
FenrisWolf: Later!
Meister: Hehehe.
Meister: I thought it was kick*ball*.
FenrisWolf: I have poor aim.

Lord of Joshelplex

04-15-2007, 10:21 AM

FenrisA: I just know that I'm vomitting and shitting vomit.
Lord of Joshelplex: And you arent pregnant right?
Lord of Joshelplex: Or are you a dude
Greed: Nah
Greed: Vomitting and shitting at the same time is usually food poisoning
Lord of Joshelplex: I dont know peoples genders
FenrisA: I'm a dude.
Kneumatic Pnight: No, he's anything but a dude.
Lord of Joshelplex: Oh
FenrisA: I HAVE A PENIS.
Kneumatic Pnight: >> <<
Lord of Joshelplex: Eat at a Burger King recently?
Greed: At least that's what it was for me.
FenrisA: No!
FenrisA: I think I caught something from the Nursing home.
Lord of Joshelplex: ...
Lord of Joshelplex: YOU HAVE OLD FART DESIEASE!
FenrisA: Ha ha ha. -_-
FenrisA: For your information, my grandmother is in the nursing home.
Lord of Joshelplex: my great grandma died in one
Greed: Welll
Greed: That was probably the best way to kill a chat I've ever seen.
Greed: Congrats 42.
FenrisA: 42?
FenrisA: It was Joshel.
Greed: Wooopps
Greed: LoJ
Greed: >_.
Greed: >_>
Greed: He's usully the one who puts his foot in his mouth like that
Greed: confused me.
Lord of Joshelplex: YAY!
Lord of Joshelplex: I KILLED YAPLET!
Lord of Joshelplex: AGAIN!
FenrisA: GTFO.
Lord of Joshelplex: ...
Lord of Joshelplex: oh...
Lord of Joshelplex: Well, it is true, she did die in one
FenrisA: That's nothing to be proud of.
Kneumatic Pnight: So's your face.
Lord of Joshelplex: Not proud of it
FenrisA: FUK U.
Lord of Joshelplex: just stating facts
Lord of Joshelplex: that is what I do, state facts
FenrisA: Whoa I do not remember saying that.
FenrisA: Sorry man.
FenrisA: That was really rude of me.
Lord of Joshelplex: Saying what, FUK U?
Greed: FACT
FenrisA: Nono.
FenrisA: Saying "That's nothing to be proud of"
FenrisA: That's just being a dick.
Greed: This is thew most uncomfortable conversation I've ever seen on the internet.
FenrisA: *rapes greed*
Lord of Joshelplex: Ive seen worse
Greed: Damn what were they LoJ
* Greed ignores Fenris*
Greed: Pick a hole and stay there!
FenrisA: =(
Lord of Joshelplex: A conversation over wheater rape was art or just illegal
Lord of Joshelplex: that scarred me fore life
FenrisA: Fore?
Lord of Joshelplex: It was at Cherryroms
Lord of Joshelplex: before that died
Greed: Yeah, that's disturbing.
Lord of Joshelplex: and it went from a conversation over how large the average size of a SNES ROM was too
Lord of Joshelplex: that is what scares me the most
Greed: And I can see how it could get uncomfortable fast.
FenrisA: Haha.
Lord of Joshelplex: How does that work?
FenrisA: Well,how did it work?
Greed: I was gonna ask what the hell kinda arguments there could be for, but I really don't want to know. Close enough to becoming a misanthropic hermit anyway.
Lord of Joshelplex: I think someone asked if SNES roms raped HD space
Lord of Joshelplex: and it went from there

CherryROM was a scary place, I think I know why it died.

The SSB Intern

04-15-2007, 10:45 PM

BraveFencer Shinryuu: Joshelplex, are you paying any attention to what me and POS are saying?
BraveFencer Shinryuu: No?
BraveFencer Shinryuu: Then shut up.
Lord of Joshelplex: no
Lord of Joshelplex: WTF?
POS Industries: okay now, calm down
Azisien: Someone said boobs...my mind wandered
POS Industries: I have a bomb
The SSB Intern: fight fight fight
BraveFencer Shinryuu: Your penis is NOT a bomb, POS.
Lord of Joshelplex: Azisien, people hate X-Play because
The SSB Intern: it is THE bomb/
BraveFencer Shinryuu: And it doesn't unload a 'payload'
Lord of Joshelplex: They went downhill asfter the merger
POS Industries: clearly, you've never seen my work
Azisien: It blows easily, at least, it's not a total disanalogy
The SSB Intern: wing wonging

Call me, POS. Just kidding.

Nikose Tyris

04-17-2007, 01:00 PM

Karesh says:
Your turn
Karesh says:
Tell me if you put spaces in.
Karesh says:
or you could put spaces on diffrent lines!
Karesh says:
BUT THEN YOU'D ONLY HAVE 4 WORDS!
Nikose Tyris says:
http://atom.smasher.org/wof/?l1=&l2=_____________&l3=&l4=&c=popular+multiplayer+game
Nikose Tyris says:
no spaces
Karesh says:
W
Nikose Tyris says:
I'm sorry, there are no W
Karesh says:
Is there an E?
Nikose Tyris says:
http://atom.smasher.org/wof/?l1=&l2=_____e______e&l3=&l4=&c=popular+multiplayer+game

There are 2 e's
Karesh says:
I'd like to buy some Os
Karesh says:
I hear their market value is about to go up
Nikose Tyris says:
there is 1 o
http://atom.smasher.org/wof/?l1=&l2=_o___e______e&l3=&l4=&c=popular+multiplayer+game
Karesh says:
Any D's?
Nikose Tyris says:
I'm sorry, there are no D's
Karesh says:
Any H?
Nikose Tyris says:
I'm sorry, there is no H
Karesh says:
R?
Nikose Tyris says:
http://atom.smasher.org/wof/?l1=&l2=_o___er__r__e&l3=&l4=&c=popular+multiplayer+game

There are 2 R's
Karesh says:
C?
Nikose Tyris says:
There is one C
http://atom.smasher.org/wof/?l1=&l2=Co___er__r__e&l3=&l4=&c=popular+multiplayer+game
Karesh says:
S?
Nikose Tyris says:
http://atom.smasher.org/wof/?l1=&l2=Co___ers_r__e&l3=&l4=&c=popular+multiplayer+game

there is 1 S
Karesh says:
Anyone got an N?
Karesh says:
????
Nikose Tyris says:
There is 1 N.
http://atom.smasher.org/wof/?l1=&l2=Co_n_ers_r__e&l3=&l4=&c=popular+multiplayer+game
Karesh says:
Conkers Revenge
Nikose Tyris says:
*the WRONG buzzer*
Nikose Tyris says:
I'm sorry, but you are incorrect and time is up!
Nikose Tyris says:
http://atom.smasher.org/wof/?l1=&l2=Halo&l3=&l4=&c=popular+multiplayer+game
Karesh says:
....
Karesh says:
...
Nikose Tyris says:
XD
Karesh says:
...
Karesh says:
..
Karesh says:
..
Karesh says:
...
Karesh says:
You're a sick puppy Nikose

Fenris

04-22-2007, 09:37 PM

Cutethulhu: GOD.
God: yes?
God�: Shut up.
Fenr�r: 42, I swear I will punch you in the fucking face.
God: ...
God: foolish mortal
yaplet: Moderator ban enacted.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk

04-23-2007, 06:23 PM

Newb says:
Hmm.... If we can get somebody with an earth attack in on this, then we can make a quadrupletech called "Scourge of the elements"
Newb says:
I think "Scourge of the Elements" has a better ring to it than "Phreato-Magmatic Hurricane"
Hawk says:
maybe we can get Skyshot to make a cameo
Hawk says:
his earthquake attack has already saved us once
Hawk says:
and yeah, i prefer that name, utilises all of the 4 elements then
Newb says:
And it would be a great way for POS to come back.... he points at "Scourge of the Elements" shouts "heart" and summons Captain Planet
Hawk says:
aww that would be so awesome
Hawk says:
except, didn't captain planet usually SAVE the earth, rather than destroy it?
Newb says:
Which is why Captain Planet turns around and kicks our asses.

The Kneumatic Pnight

04-25-2007, 04:35 PM

Part XII

===
[December 21, 09:32:14 PM] loyal2nes: Eh, he's HMAN. He's a jerk.
[December 21, 09:32:16 PM] Kneumatic Pnight: Me too.
---
[January 01, 10:34:07 PM] KittyKat10371: I am making her get off now
---
[January 08, 07:11:29 PM] KittyKat10371: I likes asshole better...
---
[January 11, 05:54:04 PM] KittyKat10371: *hides in Loyal
---
[January 16, 08:43:47 PM] KittyKat10371: Mmmm
[January 16, 08:43:50 PM] KittyKat10371: salty
---
[January 24, 10:04:28 PM] MarvinAndAgrajag: i am officially an idiot
---
[January 27, 05:29:28 PM] Kneumatic Pnight: SUCK IT!
[January 27, 05:29:29 PM] KittyKat10371: Okay
---
[January 27, 11:15:59 PM] Samurai1531: ...*unzips pants*
[January 27, 11:16:00 PM] KittyKat10371: woah
---
[January 28, 11:14:44 AM] spark0138: Him?
[January 28, 11:14:49 AM] Kneumatic Pnight: In the butt!
[January 28, 11:14:51 AM] loyal2nes: Yes, me.
---
[January 30, 10:32:44 PM] CelesJessa87: "that was really hot.... touch it"
---
[January 31, 06:45:28 PM] Samurai1531: i'll cream my face
---
[February 01, 08:46:30 PM] KittyKat10371: that was fast
[February 01, 08:46:34 PM] KittyKat10371: unlike your mom last night
[February 01, 08:46:35 PM] npfenris: Yeah.
---
[February 03, 03:58:48 PM] FencerShinryuu: I need entertaining.
[February 03, 03:58:54 PM] KittyKat10371: Oh, I suck!
---
[February 06, 10:12:54 PM] bellerussian: Krylo looks good in nothing
[February 06, 10:12:54 PM] KittyKat10371: Correct!
---
[February 06, 10:24:02 PM] FencerShinryuu: Sexxing the band?
[February 06, 10:24:05 PM] KittyKat10371: Yeah
---
[February 14, 07:54:27 PM] KittyKat10371: I have a penis
---
[February 17, 07:12:57 PM] AdgharKH: Twelfth captain has a bigass hole
---
[February 17, 10:20:41 PM] KittyKat10371: But I think my mom has stolen most of my slut stuff..
---
[February 20, 12:06:39 AM] TheWizWhoDidIt: Well, I have my hand equipped .
---
[February 26, 07:31:33 PM] Kneumatic Pnight: I like YOUR MOM!
[February 26, 07:31:34 PM] KittyKat10371: me too
---
[March 07, 08:16:17 PM] KittyKat10371: I got some today
---
[March 10, 08:43:17 PM] KittyKat10371: I wanna eat your cherry!
---
[March 16, 11:43:33 PM] KittyKat10371: gimme a sex
---
[April 01, 07:39:27 PM] mrbookworm9257: DEAD horse porn is better.
---
[April 01, 09:37:06 PM] Arhra213: Oh you and your manlove
[April 01, 09:37:12 PM] Samurai1531: ...on my face
---
CelesJessa: I'm going to make myself fell smart
---
KneumaticPnight: ...are you a communist SSB?
The SSB Intern: well duh
---
Kneumatic Pnight: Your MOM is great!
Axl: why thanks?
Kneumatic Pnight: In bed!
Axl: i think so too!
---
Silly Kitty: Can something be so ugly that it is cute?
Grthwllms: Hello
---
[April 24, 08:11:43 PM] KittyKat10371: If porn downloaded itself there would be no space on any computer!
===

P-Sleazy

04-27-2007, 02:06 PM

Me N' Nikose a minute ago.

Shadowific! says:
ok well...I'm bored
Shadowific! says:
and VG's aren't giving me the rush they used to
Shadowific! says:
maybe I should try VD's instead
Shadowific! says:
you have any VDs?
Nikose says:
what are VD's?
Shadowific! says:
...
Nikose says:
...
Nikose says:
I hate you.

The VD's in question are Vinereal Diseases.

Nikose Tyris

04-29-2007, 02:07 PM

Nikose Isaias Tyris - The Purple Dragon Ranger! says:
Oh yeah, and I'm running a power rangers RP in the future, hopefully. the signup is up.
Julius Prime says:
Yeah, I know this is coming from the dude who has sworn his life for the Autobot cause
Julius Prime says:
but that's pretty damn geeky

Fenris

05-06-2007, 03:17 PM

So, I'm mindin' my own business, see. And then Fencer comes up and throws me this message:

[20:27] Bravefencer Shinryuu: You around?
[20:27] Fenris: No.
[20:27] Fenris: Er.
[20:28] Bravefencer Shinryuu: We got some random yaplet browser cussing out the yaplet in spanish.
[20:28] Fenris: Auto response from Fenris: I am currently away from the computer.
[20:28] Fenris: Okay.

So, I go into the yaplet, and then I see this!

Mumu: Cya Fencer
BraveFencer Shinryuu: Yep. I was there, lying on the tile, twitching.
BraveFencer Shinryuu: Huh.
Rafael: imbeciles
Rafael: cabronesssss
Rafael: mariconessssss
Rafael: imbecilesss
Rafael: putossss
Inanimate Carbon Rod: Shut your communist sass hole!
Mumu: tu mama es una puta
Rafael: jajajjajajjaa
BraveFencer Shinryuu: Someone wanne get Fenris in here, see his take?
Mumu: yo quiero meter mi carajo en culo
Rafael: la tuya recontra puta
Rafael: de las grandes ligasssss
Mumu: Please do
Rafael: callate tremendo cabron
Rafael: tu madre es una puta de las grandes ligasss
BraveFencer Shinryuu: Baby penguins are brown.
Rafael: eres impotente
yaplet: Last message sent 1 min. ago
yaplet: Welcome to Nuklear Power Forums - Powered by vBulletin
Fenr�r: Hola senor!
Fenr�r: Usted es un hijo de puta.
Fenr�r: Necesita ir.
yaplet: Moderator access enabled.
Mumu: *takes notes*
yaplet: Moderator ban enacted.
Fenr�rA: Stupid bitch.
Fenr�rA: Banned.
Fenr�rA: Thanks Fencer for letin me know.
Fenr�rA: *Lettin'.
Fenr�rA: I'm glad my Spanish classes haven't gone to waste!

Thus, the new profile. Enjoy.

___________________

Fenris: YEEEHEEHEEEHEEEHEE.
CelesJessa: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/54771628/ (http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/54771628/) YEEHEEHEEHEEHEE?
CelesJessa: heheh
CelesJessa: Very nice song
Fenris: Thanks.
Fenris: But you haven't even heard anything new yet.
CelesJessa: Even though it's very random. I shtill likes it
Fenris: I can't stop listening to it.
Fenris: I think my mind is attempting to make sense of it.
CelesJessa: heh
CelesJessa: DIDJA LIKE MY PICTURE?
Fenris: Yes but it doesn't have any YEEHEEHEEHEEHEE in it.
CelesJessa: yeah
CelesJessa: more like
CelesJessa: "Aww"
Fenris: It should look like this:
Fenris: http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/2489/edinrainba9.png (http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/2489/edinrainba9.png)
CelesJessa: ...
CelesJessa: that's mildly terrifying

BlackMageGirl!

05-07-2007, 09:18 PM

Fenris says:
'Sup?

Je hebt een eend in je lift! says:
Nammuch. Just got home.

Fenris says:
Yay for home?

Je hebt een eend in je lift! says:
Yes yes. :B

Je hebt een eend in je lift! says:
I'm also debating...

Je hebt een eend in je lift! says:
should I bake pizza or skip the foreplay and eat my pie?

Fenris says:
>>

Fenris says:
<<

Fenris says:
>>

Fenris says:
<<

Fenris says:
>>

Fenris says:
<<

Fenris says:
Fuck it.

Fenris says:
Hawt.

Je hebt een eend in je lift! says:
XD

Long-Haired Narcissist

05-07-2007, 09:55 PM

Narc: hey
Narc: This isn't where I parked my car!
42PETUNIAS: youve got something on you
Big Mac: is it a spider
42PETUNIAS: just rub it a bit
42PETUNIAS: see if it comes off
* Narc rubs nipples
The Kneumatic Pnight: No, no, I got it.
Narc: Is it off yet?
* The Kneumatic Pnight takes out a pair of tongs and rips Narc's nipples off.
The Kneumatic Pnight: Done and done.
42PETUNIAS: now it is...
42PETUNIAS: KP's a helper!
Narc: AGGHH THE PAIN!!!
The Kneumatic Pnight: You should probably see someone about that.
Narc: Now their swollen and red!
42PETUNIAS: and in the garbage
42PETUNIAS: after being ripped off and all...
Narc: at least he missed the the third one
42PETUNIAS: how were you rubbing the third one?
Greed: That was me.
* Greed winks*
Big Mac: ...ew
42PETUNIAS: Sexy
Big Mac: no
Big Mac: the blood gushing from Narc
The Kneumatic Pnight: Sexy!
Batgirl: ugh, stupid annoying phone call
Greed: Blood for the Nipple God!
Big Mac: now thats creepy on many levels
* Narc bleeds from the nipples Blackbelt style
The Kneumatic Pnight: Nipples for the nipple throne?
Big Mac: what about the blood god
Big Mac: he gets nipples
The Kneumatic Pnight: Fuck him.
Narc: Why it delayed so long I have no idea
The Kneumatic Pnight: He sucks.
Big Mac: nah
Big Mac: he uses Blood as a lube
Batgirl: um gross
The Kneumatic Pnight: FUCK HIM! HE SUCKS!
Greed: Yes fuck the blood god, for it is the natural lube.
Greed: Damnit BM beat me to that joke.
Narc: something if not all of that lube thing is wrong on so many levels
The Kneumatic Pnight: g
The Kneumatic Pnight: Good for it.
The Kneumatic Pnight: Now suck it up, cupcake.
Greed: The blood lube?
Big Mac: kinky
Narc: Doc...tor......Ple......ease
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
* Narc passes out
The Kneumatic Pnight: Be a man.
The Kneumatic Pnight: Walk it off.
Big Mac: its just nipples
The Kneumatic Pnight: Rub dirt on it.
The Kneumatic Pnight: ...
* The Kneumatic Pnight kicks Narc while he's down.
Big Mac: no no no
42PETUNIAS: salt will cure it
* Big Mac steals Narcs wallet
* Greed steals his wallet*
* 42PETUNIAS rubs salt into narcs nipples*
Greed: FUCK YOU BM
Big Mac: and citric acid
Greed: THAT'S TWICE
Big Mac: what
Big Mac: heh
* Narc comes to
Big Mac: too slow d00d
Big Mac: it was Greed
Big Mac: blame it on him
Narc: AGGHH MY NIPPLES!
Narc: Ooooh salty
* Greed throws prinny BM*
Big Mac: ...ew
Greed: Prinnies for the PRINNY GOD!
Narc: Why are there bruises on my side
Big Mac: PRINNY
Big Mac: that was from Greed
Narc: And where is my wallet
* Big Mac throws it greed
Big Mac: Greed has it
Big Mac: i was like totally over there trying to call for help
Greed: BM more splodin less blaming shit on me penguin boy.
Narc: Anyone know a good plastic surgeon? I need to get a nipple job.
Big Mac: Prinny
Big Mac: i could use glue and glue them back on
Big Mac: save on money
Greed: Twelve bucks Narc
Greed: I got a dissection kit in my car.
Big Mac: 50 cents and blinding agony
Greed: It's roughly the same as surgery.
* Narc ninjakicks greed, KP, and Big Mac.
Big Mac: i have the glue on me right now
Big Mac: ow
* Narc steals their wallets
Big Mac: what was that for
Big Mac: mah anime
Narc: revenge mainly
Greed: Sure you cold go cheap, or you could go Greed
42PETUNIAS: and then go back to cheap
Greed: I have no wallet, I'M BROJE
Big Mac: yeha
Greed: Jokes on you!
Big Mac: hi Broje
Narc: Which one of you is a member of the Furry Fanclub
Greed: *BROKE
Greed: Big Mac
42PETUNIAS: BM
Big Mac: no
Narc: I found a card for it in someone's wallet which I didn't steal
Big Mac: fuck no
Big Mac: furries frighten me
42PETUNIAS: come on
* Big Mac hides from the furries
42PETUNIAS: ive seen your comic
42PETUNIAS: thats practically what its about
Greed: It's just research then I'm sure. ^_^
Narc: Yeah...whatever you say.
Big Mac: no
Big Mac: my comic is a work of god
Big Mac: furries is an insturment of evil...and Narc

Meister

05-09-2007, 07:08 AM

[13:46] Fenris (MSN): LAter.
[13:46] Meister: See ya.
[13:46] *** "Fenris (MSN)" signed off at Wed May 09 13:46:56 2007.
[13:47] Fenris (MSN): Oh snap, a reversal from the norm!
[13:47] Fenris (MSN): I'm leaving!
[13:47] Fenris (MSN): You're staying!
[13:47] Fenris (MSN): ZOUNDS!
[13:47] Meister: You signed off but still message me! What sorcery is this!
[13:47] Fenris (MSN): Invisible mode.
[13:47] Fenris (MSN): ^^
[13:47] Meister: WITCH!
[13:47] Fenris (MSN): I never sign off.
[13:48] Fenris (MSN): I WEIGH MORE THAN A DUCK.
[13:48] Meister: FAT WITCH!

Lord of Joshelplex

05-09-2007, 10:04 AM

Lord of Joshelplex: I bet I can buy a years worht of Tacos with $38!
42PETUNIAS: ...
42PETUNIAS: how?
Lord of Joshelplex: My Ukrainian powers allow me to bargain hunt efficiently
42PETUNIAS: is it that you cant eat more than 38 dollars worth every year?
Lord of Joshelplex: they also give me =4 ranks in skill: Complain about Old Country I never lived in, and have thicker aqccent them my parents
42PETUNIAS: or your colon gives out?
Lord of Joshelplex: Dude, tacos rule
S-Skull: Who needs a colon when you have tacos?
S-Skull: Answer me that.
Lord of Joshelplex: My colon is invinceable!
42PETUNIAS: how many tacos are in a years' worth?
Lord of Joshelplex: over 12000 Id assume

CelesJessa

05-10-2007, 11:28 PM

KP and I switch around:

* BraveFencer Shinryuu throws KP and CJ together?
* Blackhole appears*
The Kneumatic Jessa: Ouchers!
The Kneumatic Jessa: Pfft, I was first.
CelesPnight: Owwie!
Priest Mu:
Big Mac: Mu, stay away
Priest Mu: I DON'T KNOW WHO TO MOLEST ANYMORE!
Big Mac: don;t look at me
BraveFencer Shinryuu: Molest yourself!
BraveFencer Shinryuu: With this red broomstick!
* CelesPnight hugs KJ
Priest Mu: why red?
* BraveFencer Shinryuu gives mumu the broomstick.
* The Kneumatic Jessa hugs CP
Big Mac: who is who
CelesPnight: =D
The Kneumatic Jessa: =D
Big Mac: is CelesPnight the corruptor
Big Mac: or is that the Kneumatic Jessa
BraveFencer Shinryuu: Because the broom,stick I'm holding is red.
BraveFencer Shinryuu: It coulda been green.
BraveFencer Shinryuu: Would you prefer green?
(Private) The Kneumatic Jessa: Say, "I corrupted your mom last night"
CelesPnight: I corrupted your mom last night
Big Mac: nah
Priest Mu: Blue
Big Mac: okay then your not the one who corrupted me CP
BraveFencer Shinryuu: Which is the guy hybrid fusion, and which is the girl? Or are both hermaphroidtes?
Big Mac: ...
The Kneumatic Jessa: o.O
Big Mac: ew
Priest Mu: HERMAPHROIDTES SEX!
BraveFencer Shinryuu: Mumu: I only have red or green.
(Private) CelesPnight: Say something like "I did nothing of the sort", I dunno, you can be me, with lots of ^^ and XD
Priest Mu: both.
(Private) The Kneumatic Jessa: It's a bit too late... but you're always late aren't you?
BraveFencer Shinryuu: One per customer.
The Kneumatic Jessa: I did nothing of the sort
Priest Mu: ...cut both in half and give me a half of each?
(Private) CelesPnight: shush
Big Mac: does one have both and the other have none
Big Mac: or does the mail have female and vice versa
(Private) The Kneumatic Jessa: Correct that to male.
BraveFencer Shinryuu: What, the postal service is involved now?
Doppler12: HAAGANNNNN!
(Private) The Kneumatic Jessa: And add 'GET IT RIGHT, STUPID' if you really feel like it. It might be pushing it, but I don't know if they'll notice. >> <<
* BraveFencer Shinryuu licks CP.
BraveFencer Shinryuu: ... Tastes wierd.
Priest Mu:
BraveFencer Shinryuu: Kinda metallic.
Priest Mu: THAT'S MY JOB!
(Private) The Kneumatic Jessa: Say "Sexy!"
(Private) The Kneumatic Jessa: Do it!
CelesPnight: sexy!
Big Mac: i'm not huging anyhting
(Private) CelesPnight: Sorry! I wasn't paying attention
Big Mac: hell, i'm not moving from this spot
(Private) CelesPnight: you should hug big mac
(Private) The Kneumatic Jessa: Meh, I don't do that much, either.
* The Kneumatic Jessa hugs big mac
CelesPnight: D=
CelesPnight: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME
Big Mac: eep
The Kneumatic Jessa: I do! ^^;;
Big Mac: i feel vilolated
* The Kneumatic Jessa hugs CP too
Big Mac: wah
* Earth Implodes*
CelesPnight: prove it.
* CelesPnight hugs KJ
BraveFencer Shinryuu: Marriage!
Big Mac: no
* Earth implodes Again!
Big Mac: transmutation
* BraveFencer Shinryuu marries KJ and CP!
(Private) The Kneumatic Jessa: You should give me manlove pictures to post as proof.
* Big Mac createsalchemy circle
BraveFencer Shinryuu: (together)
* BraveFencer Shinryuu erases it.
* Earth Asplodes Implodesingly!
(Private) CelesPnight: [www.deviantart.com] be like "I just found this! *squee*
Big Mac: bitch
Bitch: sup?
* Big Mac makes an transmutaion circle and finishes alchemy
CelesPnight: D=
The Kneumatic Jessa: Here's proof! [www.deviantart.com]
The Kneumatic Jessa: So cute...
* The Kneumatic Jessa squees
Big Mac: ...
Big Mac: *shudder
CelesPnight: ...you aren't allowed to be half of me anymore
BraveFencer Shinryuu: Now! Consumate the marriage!
No one: Hello
Bitch: Mature contenct blocked =(
Big Mac: yeah
The Kneumatic Jessa: Aww.
Doppler12: I too
Big Mac: i can fix it
* BraveFencer Shinryuu slaps CP and KJ together again, or something.
Big Mac: i know alchemy now
Big Mac: thanks to KJ
Earth: Implodes Explosingly!
BraveFencer Shinryuu: [ic3.deviantart.com]
BraveFencer Shinryuu: There.
The Kneumatic Pnight: I feel dirty.
No one: o.o
CelesJessa: Whew
CelesJessa: that was weird

And I try my hand at human transmutations
* CelesJessa attempts human transmutation
BravePOS Industryuu: CJ! No!
Big Mac's Ghost: just
BravePOS Industryuu: You'll lose your hawt limbs!
* The Kneumatic Pnight gives CJ a soul to use.
Big Mac's Ghost: don;t put me in a boot or something
Doppler12: since Fencer never retaliated, fencer is dead
Big Mac's Ghost: hey
Big Mac's Ghost: she's saving me
BravePOS Industryuu: Yeah, but I'm a leg man!
* CelesJessa transmutes with the soul
Big Mac's Ghost: ...
Priest Mu: byes
Big Mac's Ghost: bye Mu
* The Kneumatic Pnight takes it back at the last second and runs off giggling insanely.
CelesJessa: nooo!
Priest Mu: I miss Kitty =(
* CelesJessa is sucked into the gate
CelesJessa: I shouldn't have plaayyyed gooood
Priest Mu: I haven't seen her in days =(
The Kneumatic Pnight: ...I probably would be sucked in too, right?
* BravePOS Industryuu gives his user name to CJ
The Kneumatic Pnight: Since I was pretty involved in that...
The Kneumatic Pnight: >> <<
Doppler12: bye kp
Big Mac's Ghost: ...
The Kneumatic Pnight: I dunno!
BravePOS Industryuu1: Thanks
Lord of POSelplex: Good thing I have a bunch of these
Big Mac's Ghost: sooo, am I alive yet
* The Kneumatic Pnight pockets the gate and runs off, giggling insanely.
Priest Mu: Well, byes anyways
Lord of POSelplex: anytime, kiddo
Big Mac's Ghost: i hate phasing in an out of existance
Big Mac's Ghost: non existance sucks
Fullmetal CelesJessa: I will get your body back.... someone...
Fullmetal CelesJessa: I lost track of who I'm trying to save
Big Mac's Ghost: me
Lord of POSelplex: you do still have both your legs, right?
Big Mac's Ghost: its me your saving
Big Mac's Ghost: thats the least you could do
Doppler12: *kills Priest Mu(knife in back*
Fullmetal CelesJessa: yeah
Doppler12: here Mac now posses his body
Lord of POSelplex: okay, good.
* Fullmetal CelesJessa transmute's Mac's soul into a nifty medallion
Lord of POSelplex: I don't want you losing any body parts
* Fullmetal CelesJessa puts the medallion on someone
The Kneumatic Pnight: We use those as money where I come from.

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche

05-11-2007, 10:07 AM

Confused = me
Nikose = Nikose

Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
....*Poke*
Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
*Lick*
Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
*molest*
Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
*harrass*
Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
*Kidnap*
Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
*hides you in his closet*
Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
*duct tapes*
Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
*Sells sexually for money*
Confused! says:
...
Confused! says:
I look away for 2 minutes
Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
XD

Mr.Bookworm

05-14-2007, 05:34 PM

The Kneumatic Pnight: Else I would've done Meister ages ago.
The Kneumatic Pnight: That came out wrong.
The Kneumatic Pnight: ...sexily!

Fenris

05-16-2007, 11:16 PM

[22:57] Brian: HOLY SHIT NINJAS.
[22:57] Brian: REAL ULTIMATE POWER.
[22:57] Brian: Night.
[22:57] Holy Shit Ninjas *having internet trouble*: =O
[22:57] Holy Shit Ninjas *having internet trouble*: O=
[22:57] Holy Shit Ninjas *having internet trouble*: =O
[22:57] Holy Shit Ninjas *having internet trouble*: o=
[22:57] Holy Shit Ninjas *having internet trouble*: =O
[22:57] Holy Shit Ninjas *having internet trouble*: O=
[22:57] Holy Shit Ninjas *having internet trouble*: =O
[22:57] Holy Shit Ninjas *having internet trouble*: O=
[22:57] Holy Shit Ninjas *having internet trouble*: =OO=
[22:57] Holy Shit Ninjas *having internet trouble*: =
[22:57] Holy Shit Ninjas *having internet trouble*: =O+xo
[22:57] Holy Shit Ninjas *having internet trouble*: d=fo
[22:57] Holy Shit Ninjas *having internet trouble*: asg
[22:57] Holy Shit Ninjas *having internet trouble*: afg
[22:57] Brian: ...
[22:57] Holy Shit Ninjas *having internet trouble*: Night.
[22:57] Brian: You amuse me.
[22:57] Holy Shit Ninjas *having internet trouble*: =P
[22:58] Brian: XD
[22:58] Brian: We must talk again sometime!
[22:58] Holy Shit Ninjas *having internet trouble*: Indeed!
[22:58] Brian: I feel we really connected today and I would like to build on that tomorrow.
[22:58] Holy Shit Ninjas *having internet trouble*: XD!

Brian = Me

Holy Shit Ninjas = SephySama!

Nikose Tyris

05-17-2007, 04:56 PM

Red is Fenris.

Brian says:
Fuck you.

Nikose -=I is not a mallow...=- says:
<3

Brian says:
Not up the ass.

Nikose -=I is not a mallow...=- says:
</3

**************************************
Confused is Grthwllms.

Confused! says:
Hey, do you worship the Ori?

Nikose -=I is not a mallow...=- says:
No, I don't.

Confused! says:
Then i need to light you on fire

Nikose -=I is not a mallow...=- says:
You'd be surprised.

Confused! says:
*Douses Nikose in oil*

Confused! says:
*Lights a match*

Nikose -=I is not a mallow...=- says:
D:

Confused! says:
You're sure you don't want to worship the Ori?

Nikose -=I is not a mallow...=- says:
...I am sure.

Confused! says:
BUT I CAN DO COOL MAGIC TRICKS!

Confused! says:
Like making peoples heads explode

Confused! says:
Curing the sick

Confused! says:
and making them sick again because they're unbelievers!

Nikose -=I is not a mallow...=- says:
No, I think I'd rather burn, fucker.

Confused! says:
k

Confused! says:
*throws the match at Nikose*

Confused! says:
No hard feelings?

Nikose -=I is not a mallow...=- says:
none at all.

Nikose -=I is not a mallow...=- says:
*hugs you*

Confused! says:
OH GOD THE FLAME!

Rhiya Ravenwing

05-20-2007, 05:21 AM

Yaplet is Awesome:

Loki the Whore™: Perhaps KP prefers this...

Fenris

05-21-2007, 09:29 PM

[21:10] Nikose: Oh, indeed. how do you think I got so messed up?
[21:10] Fenris: I thought it was the years of drug abuse.
[21:10] Nikose: Silly Fenris, I only did lines of Crack off of male hooker cock.
[21:10] Fenris: Oh okay.

P-Sleazy

06-10-2007, 10:02 PM

Me and 42 Petunias.

marvinandagrajag (10:54:02 PM): youve gotta get that sand out of your vagina b real
marvinandagrajag (10:54:02 PM): its making you cranky
pauljg04 (10:54:16 PM): Atleast I have a sex organ!
marvinandagrajag (10:54:40 PM): ...
pauljg04 (10:54:47 PM): clarly you don't
marvinandagrajag (10:54:59 PM): its just not very big...

I rest my case.

42PETUNIAS

06-11-2007, 07:07 AM

...

=(

Nikose Tyris

06-13-2007, 08:17 PM

Roy and I just spontaneously performed a sketch together.

RoyDMylote (9:13:56 PM): So.
Nikosetyris1 (9:11:27 PM): So.
Nikosetyris1 (9:11:30 PM): It has come to this.
Nikosetyris1 (9:11:39 PM): You and me. One on one. The final fight.
Nikosetyris1 (9:11:51 PM): I was hoping this could be avoided, you know.
RoyDMylote (9:14:28 PM): My worthy combatant.
RoyDMylote (9:14:38 PM): Then you shouldn'ta done what you done.
Nikosetyris1 (9:12:37 PM): 'tis true. Although within you shall be the power to reshape the world.
Nikosetyris1 (9:12:43 PM): Hey, I just realized something!
RoyDMylote (9:15:19 PM): What!
Nikosetyris1 (9:12:47 PM): *Bagshots!*
Nikosetyris1 (9:12:50 PM): *Runs away*
RoyDMylote (9:15:23 PM): ...
RoyDMylote (9:15:29 PM): YOU ARE AN EVIL MAN!
Nikosetyris1 (9:12:58 PM): XD
RoyDMylote (9:15:40 PM): *fetal position*

Major Blood

06-14-2007, 02:16 PM

This is why you shouldn't talk people who randomly message you on MSN...

[12:06] --EMAIL REMOVED--: hi
[12:06] --EMAIL REMOVED--: hello
[12:07] --EMAIL REMOVED--: WOW?
[12:07] MajorBlood: Hmm?
[12:07] --EMAIL REMOVED--: MY LVL 70 DRUİD
[12:07] MajorBlood: Who are you?
[12:07] --EMAIL REMOVED--: karizma wow
[12:08] MajorBlood: ...
[12:08] MajorBlood: I still have no idea who you are.
[12:08] --EMAIL REMOVED--: slm
[12:08] MajorBlood: Oh wait, did you see my videos on youtube?
[12:08] --EMAIL REMOVED--: yes
[12:08] --EMAIL REMOVED--: :D
[12:08] MajorBlood: Oh, allright then:D
[12:09] --EMAIL REMOVED--: good vidios
[12:09] MajorBlood: Thanks.
[12:10] MajorBlood: What did you think of the voice naration in my latest video?
[12:10] MajorBlood: Was it good? Or should i go back to using just subtitles.
[12:10] --EMAIL REMOVED--: no
[12:11] --EMAIL REMOVED--: :P
[12:11] --EMAIL REMOVED--: my no engilish
[12:11] --EMAIL REMOVED--: :D
[12:11] --EMAIL REMOVED--: *-)
[12:11] MajorBlood: I see that...
[12:13] --EMAIL REMOVED--: you msn pictorial good
[12:13] MajorBlood: Yes it is. It's a great webcomic.
[12:14] --EMAIL REMOVED--: pictorial send,
[12:14] --EMAIL REMOVED--: psl
[12:14] --EMAIL REMOVED--: pls
[12:15] MajorBlood: I really have no idea what you're trying to say to me.

Fenris

06-16-2007, 11:32 PM

Note, not Jen.

Generalissimo: You are not true until proven false.

Tendronai

06-17-2007, 12:10 PM

A conversation between me and one of my friends on MSN. I'm JBS.

malcolm says:
crack whores
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
For justice?
malcolm says:
For justice
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Well, if they weren't just, they'd just be whores
malcolm says:
a bunch of unjust crack whores
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Damnable whore
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
*whores
malcolm says:
aimless
malcolm says:
pointless
malcolm says:
pimpless
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Like their mothers
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
who were also whores
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Because, whorism is hereditary
malcolm says:
"we want your baby. You see my husband had a vasectomy when he was 13. On the plus side, it made him really popular in high school."
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Haha
malcolm says:
oh Kids in the Hall
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
What a great group
malcolm says:
so many sketchcoms suck too
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
I know
malcolm says:
SNL, Mad TV
malcolm says:
all crap
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
SNL was good, but now it sucks
malcolm says:
it was
malcolm says:
but that's before our time
malcolm says:
i think
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Well, some of the stuff in the 90's was still good
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
So is that before our time, or what?
malcolm says:
not exactly, but before we could enjoy it
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
That's true
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
I've seen some of Conan's sketches, they were pretty good
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
But now
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
It all sucks
malcolm says:
indeed
malcolm says:
crack whores for justice Jon
malcolm says:
crack whores for justice
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Great justice
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
And Justice for all
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Which means crack whores for all
malcolm says:
is a good thing
malcolm says:
hahahahaha!!
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
So take precautions
malcolm says:
chyeaaa!
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
*Nasally voice* It's going to be intense
malcolm says:
Lars should die
malcolm says:
as should the rest of the band
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Should
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Should indeed
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
But if they die, what will stop Napster from returning?
malcolm says:
the Crack Whores for Justice of course
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Hmm... I see
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Then we have thought of every possible outcome
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
There will be no "file-sharing" ever again
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
The world is safe... but for how long?
malcolm says:
till next wednesday at 4:17 AM
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Fuck
malcolm says:
which is bad since that's too early
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
I'll be asleep then
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
We're completely unguarded
malcolm says:
exactly
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Those cunning bastards
malcolm says:
they have ridelin, what can I say?
malcolm says:
*however the hell you spell it
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Their focus is unmatched due to the fact that they are taking drugs?
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Those assholes!
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
They should be fighting fair!
malcolm says:
wait a minute....
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Trying to reinstate file-sharing at an hour when we'll be awake!
malcolm says:
Crack whores take drugs too
malcolm says:
there IS a chance
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
...So the whores have betrayed us?
malcolm says:
no
malcolm says:
they've just fought fire with fire
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
2 Fires don't make a right
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
And now Napster will arise again
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
James Hetfield must be spinning in his grave, screaming chyeah to an indifferent world
malcolm says:
2 fires dont make a right
malcolm says:
they just make a lot of smoke
malcolm says:
smoke that can be inhaled
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
But does lots of smoke make a right?
malcolm says:
...it makes your eyes watery
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
It also makes you choke and die
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
I mean, come on
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Prioritize
malcolm says:
Yes...but is it good for the Jews?
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
I think so
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
I haven't inhaled smoke in a while
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
I'll send a team to research it, though
malcolm says:
Kosher!!!!
malcolm says:
to the next level
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Mazel tof!
malcolm says:
Kosher Grocer
malcolm says:
Kind David's Pizza
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Ask for pork
malcolm says:
Kosher Pizza Delight
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Tell them I sent you, so you don't get lynched
malcolm says:
just ask for a slice of peporoni
malcolm says:
i think that's good
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Meat + Milk = God hates you
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Since pizza has cheese...
malcolm says:
wait, Jews can have dairy can't they?
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Anne Frank
malcolm says:
ooooooooh
malcolm says:
the blind, deaf and dumb chick
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Umm... I forget her name
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
I saw some play on her life, though
malcolm says:
no i know
malcolm says:
i know who Anne Frank is
malcolm says:
i read her diary
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Screw her diary
malcolm says:
well after reading it that was the logical step
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
The logical step would be to say "Gee golly, what a crappy life"
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
You know, if you had a soul
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
And the blind/deaf chick's name was Helen Keller
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
The only reason I know that is due to Carlin
malcolm says:
he satirized her
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Who wouldn't?
malcolm says:
iunno
malcolm says:
it's kinda mean
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
So the crack whores for Justice wouldn't?
malcolm says:
i dont think so
malcolm says:
they're a wholesome bunch
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
So they've turned on us
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Due to differences in beliefs
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
We're screwed now
JBS - In Soviet Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroom eats you! says:
Now we have Napster and Crack Whores attacking us