The Wing Wong strikes back!

[Bob The Mercenary]

ArmorJDI (11:54:43 PM): Did you know that people of every language say "ah, my head seems to be behind me and all over the ground..." exactly the same way?
BobtheMercenary (11:55:04 PM): ...

[King John V]

Trisha: do u wanna be the hot to my ass?
TJ: what the hell? if this is some kinda sex game count me in
Trisha: lmfao.
Trisha: no.its noy.
Trisha: *not.
TJ: D:
Trisha: would you like to be the hot to my ass?
TJ: i am missing the whole point of this conversation
Trisha: HAHA
Trisha: its not that hard
Trisha: DO YOU
Trisha: WANT TO BE
Trisha: THE HOT
Trisha: TO MY
Trisha: ASS
Trisha: ?
TJ: are you saying that i should be the hot part of your ass or are you drunk AGAIN?
Trisha: both
TJ: mmm likey
Trisha: I FUCKING LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU BBBY!
TJ: must you always blindside me with body parts then throw in random love confessions?
Trisha: well actually. YES!
TJ: oh did you hear that men are becoming useless because doctors can make sperm out of female bone morrow?
Trisha: HAHA YES
Trisha: now everyones becoming lesbian
Trisha: but.i still FUCKING LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU BBY!!!!!!
TJ: so are you saying you are bi?
Trisha: no one EVER said i was becoming lesbian now did they
TJ: Trisha: now everyones becoming lesbian
Trisha: yes.but.not me.
Trisha: im straightterrr than.a knifee.
TJ: some knives are curved ya know
Trisha: lmfao.
Trisha: yehhhh um.we just figured that outt.
Trisha: and.im about as straight as a rainbow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TJ: which is also curved
Trisha: lmao.
Trisha: YES. i knoww.
Trisha: im exploringg.
TJ: i am not even gonna go here
TJ: NOT ONE INCH!!!
Trisha: bahaha.why?
TJ: STOP DOING THIS!!!
Trisha: WHAT AM I STOPPING?
TJ: you mean where am i making you go?
Trisha: no.where are you not goijng?
TJ: and the answer is the nature of bisexual meanings of where i do not intend to go
Trisha: haha
Trisha: ANYWAYS.
Trisha: I FUCKING LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU BABY!!!!
TJ: I FUCKING LOVEE RANDOM LOVE CONFESSIONS!!!!!!!!!!!
TJ: and you :]
Trisha: you dont FUCKING LOVE ME?!
TJ: you missed what i just said
TJ: you ignorant fool
Trisha: BAH.
Trisha: DRUNKNESS BBY!
Trisha: will you marry me?
TJ: only if you give me the rest of that beer
Trisha: NOOOOO
TJ: our love will never be true unless my quest for beer has ended
Trisha: LOL.
Trisha: sorry bby.gotta bee 14.
TJ: but i am 14 you idiot
TJ: YOU FORGOT MY BIRFDAY T_T
Trisha: erm.
Trisha: yeh.sorry hotass.
TJ: i have to marry that rock now
TJ: just to move on
Trisha: HELL NO.
Trisha: YER MARRYING ME.
Trisha: CAUSE.
TJ: HOW DO I MAKE LOVE TO A ROCK!?!
Trisha: I FUCKING LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU!
TJ: to many EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEs
Trisha: oh and you have to cut a hole in it to fuck a rock
TJ: i didn't say fuck T_T
Trisha: w/e.
Trisha: TJ.GUESS WHAT.
TJ: i wanted to have sweet tongue tongue action until you stop E spamming
TJ: your pregnant?!?
Trisha: lol.
Trisha: NO.
TJ: WHERE DID I GO WRONGH!!!!?????????!!!
Trisha : I FUCKINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG LOVEEE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
TJ: so now its Gs Us AND Es
Trisha : TJ.
Trisha : DONTT YOU LOVE ME?!?!?!?!?
TJ: dont you wanna gimme beer?
Trisha: urm.
Trisha: i only havee one left.anddddd i havee to shareee this shiiz with susan!

random as it gets

me=TJ

Trisha=random hoe

[Axl]

The SSB Intern: People need to start posting some wing-wong
The SSB Intern: I mean like right now

[Fenris]

Told to post this.

FenrisWolf: brb dropping a piano on a demon's head.
SephySama: k
SephySama: wait what?

[Fifthfiend]

I guess I'll tell myself this is okay to post in here.

[21:15] Nails McCabe: Seriously I was totally gonna do a thread
[21:15] Nails McCabe: titled "Get Rich Quick Scams"
[21:15] Nails McCabe: except that the scam I came up with
[21:16] Nails McCabe: was almost obscenely sacriledgous.
[21:16] npfenris: Hahaha.
[21:17] Nails McCabe: See the idea was that in the hurly-burly of modern day life
[21:17] Nails McCabe: people just don't have time to commune with the lord on their behalf
[21:17] Nails McCabe: so instead you call up my service
[21:17] Nails McCabe: and for the low low price of twenty dollars a month
[21:18] Nails McCabe: one of our ordained ministers
[21:18] Nails McCabe: will pray for you.
[21:19] npfenris: Hahaha.
[21:19] Nails McCabe: So like instead of having to sit there and get right with the Lord and open yourself to the Holy Spirit on your own time
[21:19] Nails McCabe: you pay us
[21:20] Nails McCabe: and we tell God how much you honor and revere him
[21:20] Nails McCabe: and what a great guy you are
[21:20] Nails McCabe: and how much you deserve to get into heaven and shit
[21:20] npfenris: So you're paying ministers to lie.
[21:20] Nails McCabe: and for an additional charge
[21:20] Nails McCabe: we'll even pray to the lord
[21:20] Nails McCabe: to like, land you that promotion you wanted, or smite your fuckin' enemies.
[21:21] Nails McCabe: And no no see that's the best part
[21:21] Nails McCabe: I'm not paying ministers for jack fucking shit
[21:21] Nails McCabe: there are no fucking ministers!
[21:21] Nails McCabe: there's no fucking praying!
[21:21] Nails McCabe: I'm just taking their fucking money!
[21:21] Nails McCabe: and laughing!
[21:21] npfenris: Awesome!
[21:21] Nails McCabe: What the fuck are they gonna do, prove I didn't pray?
[21:21] Nails McCabe: They're gonna what, ask God for a reciept?
[21:22] npfenris: Haha.

[Nikose Tyris]

Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
you're new job title is, "Sprite artist and Web Co-designer."
I'm the Megatron, Bitch says:
Woo hoo
I'm the Megatron, Bitch says:
do I get more money
I'm the Megatron, Bitch says:
...do I get money
Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
yes, 60% pay raise.
I'm the Megatron, Bitch says:
woo hoo
I'm the Megatron, Bitch says:
so whats my pay now
Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
what was your pay before?
I'm the Megatron, Bitch says:
ummm
I'm the Megatron, Bitch says:
0

[Fenris]

[23:22] DFM: The best PM I ever saw was just:
[23:22] *** "DFM" signed off at Thu Jul 19 23:22:36 2007.

[Nikose Tyris]

NikNik is awake says:
I've been thinking.
NikNik is awake says:
we should date.
NikNik is awake says:
Cause you're hot.
NikNik is awake says:
I mean I've always had a thing for portuguese and your skintone is sexy.
Brian says:
I'm not portuguese.
Brian says:
I'm barely tan.
NikNik is awake says:
Fuck you we should date.
NikNik is awake says:
I love how that's your whole response though.
Brian says:
I have the ultimate frogskin.
NikNik is awake says:
not "No" It's "I'm not portuguese."
NikNik is awake says:
Frogskin?
NikNik is awake says:
what's that?
Brian says:
Pale on underarms.
NikNik is awake says:
ah
Brian says:
Tan on overarms.
NikNik is awake says:
so wanna do it?
Brian says:
Be gentle.


So Fenris and I are dating now.

[Major Blood]

You know, this conversation didn't go QUITE the way i expected it to...

[15:56] TheMajorOfBlood: I think i will be DMing the most EPIC D&D game ever this weekend.
[15:56] karesh16: Grats
[15:56] karesh16: Does it involve AT ATs?
[15:56] TheMajorOfBlood: No...
[15:56] TheMajorOfBlood: The gist of it is this. These three wandering adventurers take a job to *Ahem* end a crazy wizard who lives above their town. The three adventurers confront him, only to have the wizard cast some spell on them that throws them forward in time. The problem is, the exit point of the spell merges with some kid's computer and by random chance, sends them into the world of the internet. As if this isn't trouble enough the 3 adventurers find themselves, quite by accident, in the middle of an open war between the Nuklear Power forums, and the Ctrl-Alt-Del forums. So depending on which side is taken in the conflict, the campaign will most likely end with the death of either Brian or Tim.
[15:57] karesh16: ...
[15:57] karesh16: Wow, that sounds fucked up!
[15:57] TheMajorOfBlood: I takes nerdiness to the WHOLE NEXT LEVEL!
[15:57] karesh16: I mean, they're going to get fucked in the ass so damn hard if they try to take NPF on.
[15:57] TheMajorOfBlood: >_>
[15:57] karesh16: You know it's true.
[15:58] karesh16: FUCKED
[15:58] karesh16: IN
[15:58] karesh16: THE
[15:58] karesh16: ASS
[15:58] karesh16: ...HARD!
[15:58] TheMajorOfBlood: And thats just from DFM.
[15:58] TheMajorOfBlood: There's no telling what the rest of us will do...
[15:58] karesh16: Yes.
[15:58] karesh16: DFM will do most of the ass fuckin

[DFM]

[19:53] Mike: Finished Deathly Hollows today!
[19:53] DFM: Hahahaha fag

[Fenris]

[16:39] chels: accept who you are
[16:39] Brian: Hell no.

__________

NPFenris: You're boring.
RoyDMylote: Fine.
RoyDMylote: Be that way.
NPFenris: I fully intend to!
RoyDMylote: Well, good.
RoyDMylote: Because I'm gonna be that way at YOU.
NPFenris: IS THAT A CHALLENGE!
RoyDMylote: DAMN RIGHT.
NPFenris: I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE
NPFenris: FISTICUFFS BEGINS
RoyDMylote: OH-HO
NPFenris: RAISE YOUR WEAPONS
RoyDMylote: MY WEAPONS ARE RAISED, SIR
NPFenris: SAME AS MINE
RoyDMylote: YOU TAKE THE FIRST SHOT, BARBARIAN
NPFenris: I SHALL
RoyDMylote: GOOD
NPFenris: *FISTICUFFS!*
RoyDMylote: *COUNTERFISTICUFFS*
NPFenris: *FISTICUFFS RIPOSTE*
NPFenris: *FISTICUFFS ADDON-RIPOSTE*
RoyDMylote: *SUPERFISTICUFFS*
NPFenris: *FISTICUFFS EVADE*
NPFenris: *FISTICUFFS RETORT*
RoyDMylote: *RAISE DUELING PISTOL* HO-HO!
NPFenris: *RAISE SHOTGUN* I HAVE ANTICIPATED THIS TURN OF EVENTS
*** "RoyDMylote" signed off at Wed Jul 25 14:22:36 2007.
*** "RoyDMylote" signed on at Wed Jul 25 14:22:58 2007.
RoyDMylote: ONLY TOO WELL IT WOULD SEEM!
NPFenris: Victory!
RoyDMylote: NEVER!
RoyDMylote: *RAISES SECOND DUELING PISTOL* YOU ARE OUTGUNNED.
NPFenris: *Shotgun*
RoyDMylote: Clever move, salesman.
NPFenris: *bows*
RoyDMylote: I have few options left. There is the gentlemanly surrender or the cowardly RUN AWAY!
NPFenris: Blast, foiled again!
RoyDMylote: HaHA!

[Wizardcat]

Something that happened between myself and Bookie. I find it humorous.

Wizardcat6: *stab*
Wizardcat6: Awesome. You're dead.
Wizardcat6: *dances on Bookie's corpse*
Wizardcat6: *celebrates*
Wizardcat6: *stabs the corpse some more for fun*
Wizardcat6: *finishes off by throwing corpse into a wood chipper*
Wizardcat6: Yay. Problem is solved.
mrbookworm9257: ...
mrbookworm9257: I hate you.

[The SSB Intern]

Happy time yaplet!

delusional_chik: wakey wakey eggs and baccey!
The SSB Intern: no I don wanna
Doppler12: i had bacon this morning and its delicious
delusional_chik: ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts
delusional_chik: dee dee dee leee
The SSB Intern: here they are, all standing in a row
Raroy: I haven't had bacon for years
delusional_chik: big ones
delusional_chik: small ones
delusional_chik: some as big as your head
Raroy: wait a sec
Raroy: I Had bacon a few months back
Raroy: lol
delusional_chik: lolz
The SSB Intern: ololol01z
Raroy: lolololooololololololololololol
Doppler12: sorry you're lopsided chik
The SSB Intern: L<("<(>"<(>">O yayayayay L
delusional_chik: what's? ????
delusional_chik: wtf?
Raroy: weeeeeeeeeeeeeee
The SSB Intern: woo
delusional_chik: wheee
Raroy: *insert random noise here*
delusional_chik: spoofle to allz!
Doppler12: i'm saying you have different sized boobs
The SSB Intern: Intiate Rurouni Kenshin Death Glare Time
Raroy: weeeeeee
delusional_chik: ass! everyone does!
Raroy: who the boob?
Doppler12: i like hugs better
Raroy: I only have a b-cup
delusional_chik: no......boobs are always slightly different.
Raroy: everybody is diffrent
delusional_chik: like boobs!
The SSB Intern: I approve.
Raroy: weeeeeeeeeeee
Doppler12: but you said you have large coconuts and small coconuts
Doppler12: therefor drastically different sizes
delusional_chik: lolz i'm singing a song!
Raroy: my coconuts poor them down poor them down
delusional_chik: ?_?
The SSB Intern: But that would mean she has more than 2 boobs
delusional_chik: but.....i has no small coconuts.....
Raroy: I don't boobs that are goo big
Raroy: but not too smal either
Doppler12: O.O
delusional_chik: then run from me in phear then
delusional_chik: lolz
Doppler12: how big is too big?
The SSB Intern: Yknow Jessica Rabbit?
The SSB Intern: Yeah me too. man she is hot.
Doppler12: this is a serious question
Doppler12: its different for everybody
delusional_chik: yeah
Raroy: no
Raroy: whatever
delusional_chik: well, i'm gonna cosplay tifa at my first anime con next year!!!!
delusional_chik: from the movie!!
Raroy: tiffas boobs are too big
The SSB Intern: boob hater
Raroy: oh thats diffrent
Raroy: her boobs are smaller in the moive I think
delusional_chik: otherwise, i'd fall over
Doppler12: i'm with SSB Can you do any less?

[Major Blood]

Umm.... yeah.

[21:02] TheMajorOfBlood: Wewt!
[21:03] karesh16: WEWT?!
[21:03] karesh16: NEWT?!
[21:03] karesh16: A WITCH!
[21:03] karesh16: *Burns Major of blood*
[21:03] TheMajorOfBlood: BURN HER!
[21:03] TheMajorOfBlood: NOT ME YOU FOOL!
[21:03] karesh16: BUT YOU ARE THE NEWT MAN
[21:03] karesh16: *Burns everything Major of blood cares about*
[21:03] karesh16: Conspiring to witchify.
[21:03] TheMajorOfBlood: NOT MY BETA KEYS!
[21:04] karesh16: CONJURED BY WITCHCRAFT
[21:04] TheMajorOfBlood: CONJURED BY YOUR FACE!
[21:04] karesh16: OH GOD
[21:04] karesh16: *Lights major of bloods face on fire*
[21:05] TheMajorOfBlood: I CAN DO YOU ONE BETTER!
[21:05] karesh16: Can not.
[21:05] TheMajorOfBlood: *Lights karesh16's manbits on fire*
[21:05] karesh16: FOOL
[21:05] karesh16: I AM GRTHWLLMS
[21:06] karesh16: Karesh16 is merely a pronounceable name I picked up for Xbox live that slid over into other mediums
[21:07] TheMajorOfBlood: FOOL
[21:07] TheMajorOfBlood: I AM MAJOR BLOOD, NOT THIS MAJOR OF BLOOD YOU SPEAK OF.
[21:07] TheMajorOfBlood: *Light's Grthwllms's arms on fire*
[21:07] TheMajorOfBlood: LETS SEE YOU LIGHT ME ON FIRE NOW!
[21:07] karesh16: Okay
[21:07] karesh16: *hugs Majorblood*
[21:09] karesh16: *with fire*
[21:09] TheMajorOfBlood: YAY!
[21:09] TheMajorOfBlood: FIREY MANLOVE!

[The SSB Intern]

My age scares people.

delusional_chik: we were talking about my momma dressing up as a dominatrix last halloween.
The SSB Intern: 0+o
The SSB Intern: 0_o
delusional_chik: with a gimp and everything
Narc: sexy
The SSB Intern: I need an adult!!
Narc: before that we almost got into a discusion of frries
Narc: *furries
delusional_chik: an adult, SSB?
The SSB Intern: yes
The SSB Intern: me 14
delusional_chik: wth
The SSB Intern: you sicko
delusional_chik: Really?
The SSB Intern: yes
delusional_chik: ohshit

There's something in the water I think.
* delusional_chik pouts
* Doppler12 sexes chik
Doppler12: you'll feel better trust me
* delusional_chik smashes dopp inot oblivion
delusional_chik: *into
* Doppler12 dies
* Narc listens to Johnny Cash - San Quentin
* Narc laughs at doppler
* The SSB Intern picassos Doppler's remains
* delusional_chik stands on dopp's corpse
* delusional_chik applauds SSB
* The SSB Intern bows
* Doppler12 possesses chik
* The SSB Intern signals for the throwing of panties
delusional_chik: 0.o
delusional_chik: o.0
The SSB Intern: What, I'm an artist!
* delusional_chik dumps entire collection out window
* delusional chik takes off clothes
delusional_chik: Lolz.
delusional_chik: HEY!!!
delusional_chik: i have a doppelganger!
* delusional chik sexes doppler's corpse
* The SSB Intern picassos chik's chlotes
The SSB Intern: *chlothes
* strip club music plays
The SSB Intern: **clothes dammit
delusional_chik: this is like a view inside a male's fantasy......
* Narc hip thrusts
delusional_chik: world thingy...
* delusional chik strips clothes
delusional_chik: 0.0
* delusional chik gropes self
delusional_chik1: hey stop that!
delusional_chik: x.x
delusional chik: i love being dead
Narc: lmao
delusional_chik: I couldn't agree more.
delusional_chik1: indeed
delusional chik: now SSB is in disguise as chik
delusional-chik: He is?
delusional chik: i just possesed her
delusional chik: she shouldn't a killed me
delusional_chik: Oh dear, this is going on wingwong, isn't it?
delusional-chik: no, we need a punchline
delusional chik: was
delusional chik: defiantly
delusional chik: well maybe
delusional-chik: a final phrase
delusional-chik: like umm
delusional chik: true
delusional_chik: well, all this makes me look like an enourmous whore, doesn't it?
Narc: i got a punchline
* delusional chik sexes delusional-chik
delusional-chik: "piss on the mods" or something
delusional-chik: hot
Narc: A jew walks into a bar
Narc: oh god that's hot
* delusional-chik sexes back
Narc: and buys it
delusional_chik: I'm soooo confused now. ?_?
* Narc hip thrusts the chiks
delusional chik: haha now you're a sex craving lesbian and nerco
Narc: huh
delusional_chik: yeah, I'm now an enouromus slut with fun tastes.
delusional Intern: woo
delusional chik: nerco is a 'fun taste?
Narc: AND WHAT'S SO WRONG WITH THAT!?
* delusional Intern backs away
delusional_chik: Exactly.
delusional chik: i was just asking
delusional chik: if you revieve me i can't posses you anymore
delusional doppler: deal?
delusional_chik: Fine......
* delusional_chik revives Dopp so he'll shut his face
Narc: I coulld summon Kool aid man and you can possess him
delusional_chik: 0.o
Narc: damn ninja'd
delusional_chik: i ninjer frequently.
* Doppler12 Imperio chik
Doppler12: ha i lied
Doppler12: now sex me
delusional Intern: kays
delusional_chik: Bastard.

[delusional_chik]

[02:46] entropy an i: ------------------------>look a distration!
[02:46] MjrnDelusional: rofl copters are very appropriate now, I think.
[02:47] entropy an i: look a distraction<-------------------------
[02:47] NPFenris: Look a GO SUCK A DICK.
[02:47] entropy an i: ok
[02:48] entropy an i: but it doesnt have to be attached does it?
[02:48] NPFenris: If you like.
[02:48] entropy an i: cause i can cut yours off, if i can find it.........
[02:48] MjrnDelusional: >.<
[02:48] NPFenris: BUT IT'S SO SMALL.
[02:49] NPFenris: You'll never find it!
[02:49] NPFenris: EVER!
[02:49] entropy an i: !!
[02:49] NPFenris: AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
[02:49] NPFenris: Wait shit.

[Lord of Joshelplex]

Stephen says:
The horrible rape-ulence
42petunias says:
haha
42petunias says:
lose badly
Stephen says:
hell yes
Stephen says:
hmm, let see, First, Blade Warriors, I was Magoichi, she was Gognadantees, despit ehte fact I had a friggin rifle I got owned
Stephen says:
then in SC, I was A custom guy with the scythe, she was a custom with Nightmares sword
Stephen says:
raped me again
Stephen says:
then, oh god... King of Fighters, it was like seeing all the eveils in the world at once
42petunias says:
she?
42petunias says:
haha
Stephen says:
mhmm
42petunias says:
you got raped by a girl
Stephen says:
yes
Stephen says:
I felt my junk shrink
42petunias says:
haha
Stephen says:
Did manage to get a 40/60% win ratio agianst her in Virtua Fighter
42petunias says:
not miserable
Stephen says:
well, I won like, some of the matches
Stephen says:
Good god, once I get Guilty Gear though, I will be the one doing the raping of
42petunias says:
..
Stephen says:
not in that sense!

[Loyal]

TheMajorOfBlood (12:25:52 AM): Ugh, American beer sucks.
loyal2nes (12:26:07 AM): Heh. I wouldn't know. =P
TheMajorOfBlood (12:26:18 AM): Wuss.
loyal2nes (12:26:31 AM): Legal drinking age is 21 over here, for starters.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:26:40 AM): Just foolin:D
TheMajorOfBlood (12:26:50 AM): Besides, Slanik is buying it for me.
loyal2nes (12:27:03 AM): Getting along fine, then.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:27:17 AM): Quite.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:28:01 AM): What the fuck is wrong with your country anyways?
loyal2nes (12:28:31 AM): 7 years of you know who running in office, for starters.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:28:49 AM): At 16 you're allowed to pilot a half-ton metal vehicle, you can sign up for the army and die for your country at 18...
TheMajorOfBlood (12:29:08 AM): But call the fucking police if you want to enjoy a beer after work or something, but your not 21!
loyal2nes (12:29:15 AM): XD
TheMajorOfBlood (12:29:33 AM): It doesn't make any bloody sense.
loyal2nes (12:29:50 AM): You know we once tried to outlaw alcohol altogether, right?
loyal2nes (12:29:57 AM): (Which didn't work at all.)
TheMajorOfBlood (12:30:29 AM): You know what would fix a bunch of social problems with your country?
TheMajorOfBlood (12:30:43 AM): Driving age: 18, and you have to have a job.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:30:50 AM): Drinking Age: 18 and you have to have a job.
loyal2nes (12:31:12 AM): Possibly.
loyal2nes (12:31:21 AM): Actually, just the "having a job" part would do wonders.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:31:51 AM): Well, scuse me. I'ma watch a movie.
loyal2nes (12:32:15 AM): Alrightyt hen. I'm gonna Save-state my way through some old-skool Castlevania and call it a night.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:32:44 AM): I rented a shitload of movies and games from a local video store with totally bogus information.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:32:54 AM): Of course, i have no intention of returning them.
loyal2nes (12:33:07 AM): You sure it's untraceable?
loyal2nes (12:34:00 AM): I mentioend The Gord to you before--guy who used to own and operate a game-rental shop in canada. He's fucked over so many non-returners...
TheMajorOfBlood (12:35:04 AM): All they know is a bogus phone number, and that my name is Lee Fitzgerald, and i live in New York.
loyal2nes (12:35:31 AM): ...Well, fuck you very much if this messes me up in the future.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:35:37 AM): >_>
TheMajorOfBlood (12:35:40 AM): Just kidding.
loyal2nes (12:35:50 AM): >>
TheMajorOfBlood (12:36:12 AM): ...Aren't you at all curious as to how i know your real name?
loyal2nes (12:36:36 AM): I probably mentioned it once or twice. I'm almost certain I signed my drawn comics with it.
loyal2nes (12:36:44 AM): It's not like it's a big secret.
loyal2nes (12:37:08 AM): But I'll bite. How do you know?
TheMajorOfBlood (12:37:18 AM): An email you sent me once.
loyal2nes (12:37:28 AM): Ah. That'd do it.
loyal2nes (12:38:52 AM): ...It'd be hilarious if I went to New York and they're like, "Hey, you're that deadbeat fucker!" And I'm like, "No, it wasn't me! I was a guy in Canada!"
TheMajorOfBlood (12:39:16 AM): >_>
TheMajorOfBlood (12:39:40 AM): Fortunatly for me, the guy operating the place was a total fucktard.
loyal2nes (12:39:50 AM): Well, that's good to hear.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:40:18 AM): I told him my name Was Niloc Oksirk, and that i live at 846 Orgrimmar Lane, in Durotar Kalimdor.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:40:24 AM): And he totally believed me.
loyal2nes (12:40:53 AM): ......Good fuck.
loyal2nes (12:41:13 AM): What the fuck is wrong with my country?
TheMajorOfBlood (12:41:30 AM): That's be great on a t-shirt.

[Tendronai]

So we're screwing around on Yaplet, when...

Doppler12: are you?
Tendronai: Am I what?
Doppler12: geeting in and out, quickly and cheaply
Tendronai: Yeah, it's only about half an hour transit if I make the connections
Tendronai: As for cost, I take the bus...
Tendronai: So it's cheaper than parking, if nothing else
Doc ock rokc: ELOO
Doppler12: cool
(Private) Doppler12: be quiet maybe he won't notice we're here
yaplet: Doc ock rokc ignored. All future messages from this user will not be displayed.
yaplet: Doc ock rokc un-ignored.
(Private) Tendronai: Hopefully...
(Private) Tendronai: But you already said something after he did
(Private) Doppler12: did i?
(Private) Doppler12: dial-up lag screws all kinds of things up
(Private) Tendronai: Did he leave?
Doppler12: yep
(Private) Doppler12: this would be really mean to wing wong wouldn't it?
Tendronai: Probably
Tendronai: You want to anyway?
Tendronai: I have the part where I was screwing around with the controls and hit ignore him
Doppler12: eh, i don't record yaplet
Doppler12: hehe, really thats funny
Tendronai: We could still copy/paste it, though, right?
Doppler12: you can if you want, i'll laugh
Tendronai: I'll flip a coin

Heads won 2/3.

[Major Blood]

[15:46] MajorBlood: I know what will cheer you up.
[15:47] HeyHey, Bob-Doug here: ...what?
[15:48] MajorBlood: Pie!
[15:48] HeyHey, Bob-Doug here: *gasps* :-O HOLY Bat-Fuck-Insane-ratburgers, I LOOOOOVE PIE!!!
[15:49] MajorBlood: All you have to do is go buy some.
[15:50] HeyHey, Bob-Doug here: ...that doesn't cheer me up Colin, you know how I hate effort

[Fifthfiend]

On the subject of Fenris' computer grounding:

[20:58] Nails McCabe: you tell your folks you're all that stands between impressional young people
[20:58] Nails McCabe: and shitting dicknipples.
[20:58] npfenris: Hahaha.
[20:59] Nails McCabe: oh man
[20:59] Nails McCabe: and then they'll pull you off the internet FOREVER
[20:59] Nails McCabe: they'll be like "I don't know how the fuck that word got into your brain"
[21:00] Nails McCabe: "But I am going to beat you in the skull until I kill the part of it where that lives."

[Major Blood]

Grthwllms and I have such interesting conversations...

Karesh16 (12:07:16 AM): WHERE IS MY FIREBALL!?
TheMajorOfBlood (12:07:28 AM): ...?
An unknown failure occurred.
Karesh16 (12:08:16 AM): From your little message under your Avatar
"I brought you a fireball... "
TheMajorOfBlood (12:08:14 AM): Oh right.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:08:24 AM): There's a fireball all right.
Karesh16 (12:08:33 AM): =D
TheMajorOfBlood (12:08:48 AM): IN MY PANTS!
Karesh16 (12:09:40 AM): =O
Karesh16 (12:10:06 AM): I think I've been violated!
TheMajorOfBlood (12:10:10 AM): YOU'VE been violated?
TheMajorOfBlood (12:10:20 AM): This is all a result of that drunken party we had last week.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:10:29 AM): YOU'RE fault. Not mine.
Karesh16 (12:10:42 AM): you are fault?
Karesh16 (12:10:51 AM): your perhaps!?
TheMajorOfBlood (12:11:03 AM): *Smacks Karesh16 across the face*
TheMajorOfBlood (12:11:12 AM): What have i told you about using that tone with me?
Karesh16 (12:11:33 AM): That you're a mage.
Karesh16 (12:11:37 AM): and I can kick your ass?
Karesh16 (12:11:49 AM): See the proper use of possesive and none possesives?
TheMajorOfBlood (12:11:53 AM): Oh yeah?
TheMajorOfBlood (12:11:57 AM): FROST NOVA!
TheMajorOfBlood (12:12:00 AM): PRESENCE OF MIND!
Karesh16 (12:12:10 AM): Okay.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:12:05 AM): PYROBLAST!
Karesh16 (12:12:14 AM): *Spell reflect*
TheMajorOfBlood (12:12:13 AM): Eh, right.
Karesh16 (12:12:26 AM): *Intercept*
Karesh16 (12:12:31 AM): *Shield Slam
Karesh16 (12:12:33 AM): *
Karesh16 (12:12:42 AM): PIMP SLAPPED!
Karesh16 (12:12:45 AM): WITH A SHIELD!
Karesh16 (12:15:08 AM): Are you aware of how funny it is to watch your commander fly on a transport to the enemy base
Karesh16 (12:15:19 AM): crash into the center of their nuclear missle defenses
Karesh16 (12:15:40 AM): and then the 3 nukes you've built fly in right after that
TheMajorOfBlood (12:15:53 AM): ...mana shield?
Karesh16 (12:16:11 AM): You ain't got the mana for it
TheMajorOfBlood (12:16:43 AM): *Switches to his paladin*
TheMajorOfBlood (12:16:48 AM): DIVINE SHIELD!
Karesh16 (12:17:07 AM): *switches to his friends character*
Karesh16 (12:17:10 AM): *Mass Dispel*
TheMajorOfBlood (12:17:31 AM): YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
TheMajorOfBlood (12:17:35 AM): THAT'S CHEATING!
Karesh16 (12:17:55 AM): FUCK YEAH SEAKING!
TheMajorOfBlood (12:18:34 AM): *Switches to his OTHER paladin*
TheMajorOfBlood (12:18:37 AM): DIVINE SHIELD!
Karesh16 (12:18:54 AM): *mass dispel*
TheMajorOfBlood (12:19:34 AM): *Hijacks his friend's tier 6'ed rogue*
TheMajorOfBlood (12:19:41 AM): SNEAK SNEAK STAB STAB!
Karesh16 (12:19:54 AM): *Pvp trinket*
Karesh16 (12:20:00 AM): *auto attack gets dodged*
Karesh16 (12:20:10 AM): *Overpower, causes bleeding effect due to critical strike*
TheMajorOfBlood (12:20:09 AM): GOUGE
TheMajorOfBlood (12:20:14 AM): MUTILATE
Karesh16 (12:20:23 AM): *Berserker Rage*
TheMajorOfBlood (12:20:21 AM): SPRINT
TheMajorOfBlood (12:20:23 AM): RUNS AWAY
Karesh16 (12:20:32 AM): Also, I get Second Wing
Karesh16 (12:20:42 AM): So I recover health and rage every single time you stun me
TheMajorOfBlood (12:21:24 AM): Okay.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:21:31 AM): THAT was a waste of 20 minutes:P
Karesh16 (12:22:40 AM): I had fun
Karesh16 (12:22:43 AM): So, not a waste.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:22:57 AM): Can you PM me the entirety of our conversation.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:23:00 AM): ?
TheMajorOfBlood (12:23:06 AM): It got cut off in the middle on my end.
Karesh16 (12:24:07 AM): The conversation that goes from (6:56:23 PM) to now
Karesh16 (12:24:20 AM): or from about 12
TheMajorOfBlood (12:24:33 AM): Just our little spontaneous theorycrafting session now.

EDIT -

[21:29] HeyHey, Bob-Doug here: but Hailey wants to spend time with -__-
[21:29] MajorBlood: Go do it then.
[21:29] HeyHey, Bob-Doug here: heheheh
[21:29] MajorBlood: That didn't come out quite the way i intended.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Karesh16 (12:28:20 AM): I'm getting bore
Karesh16 (12:28:21 AM): .d.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:28:31 AM): This should help.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:28:40 AM): It's one of the funniest WoW pranks i've ever seen.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:28:41 AM): http://youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA
Karesh16 (12:29:08 AM): I've seen this.
Karesh16 (12:29:12 AM): It has nothing to do with Wow.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:29:12 AM): OMG YOU'VE BEEN RAINROLLED!
Karesh16 (12:29:22 AM): But I will watch it anyway
Karesh16 (12:43:55 AM): chocolate rain
Karesh16 (12:44:06 AM): I'm going to pimp slap you into tommorow
Karesh16 (12:44:08 AM): Chocolate rain
TheMajorOfBlood (12:44:40 AM): You will taste the back of my own hand.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:44:42 AM): CHocolate rain.
Karesh16 (12:45:08 AM): A burning fireball will come down upon your head
Karesh16 (12:45:10 AM): Chocolate rain
TheMajorOfBlood (12:45:29 AM): Sneak sneak stab stab into your spinal cord.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:45:31 AM): Chocolate rain.
Karesh16 (12:45:59 AM): I question whether or not you have a webcam
Karesh16 (12:46:02 AM): Chocolate rain
TheMajorOfBlood (12:46:45 AM): Wherethefuck is my hit of crystal meth
TheMajorOfBlood (12:46:47 AM): Chocolate rain.
Karesh16 (12:47:07 AM): That doesnt answer anything you ass
Karesh16 (12:47:09 AM): Chocolate rain
TheMajorOfBlood (12:47:46 AM): I'm sick and tired of your unending sass.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:47:48 AM): Chocolate rain.
Karesh16 (12:48:18 AM): I keep spinning round and round in my chair
Karesh16 (12:48:20 AM): chocolate rain
Karesh16 (12:49:15 AM): my head is kinda starting to hurt
Karesh16 (12:49:17 AM): Chocolate rain
TheMajorOfBlood (12:49:29 AM): Well sneak sneak stab stab tends to hurt ya know?
TheMajorOfBlood (12:49:32 AM): Chocolate rain.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:49:45 AM): Maybe you should take some asprin.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:49:48 AM): CHocolate rain.
Karesh16 (12:50:02 AM): I think the pain is related to the spin
Karesh16 (12:50:03 AM): chocolate rain
TheMajorOfBlood (12:50:13 AM): Then take my crystal meth you tard.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:50:15 AM): Chocolate rain.
Karesh16 (12:50:43 AM): I think that's enough for now
Karesh16 (12:50:44 AM): Chocolate rain
TheMajorOfBlood (12:50:48 AM): It's only over when i say it's over.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:50:51 AM): Chocolate rain.
Karesh16 (12:51:15 AM): I kinda meant the spinning but whatev
Karesh16 (12:51:28 AM): Chocolate rain
TheMajorOfBlood (12:51:28 AM): This song's kinda stupid anyways.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:51:31 AM): Chocolate rain.
Karesh16 (12:52:43 AM): I prefer the sound of burning corpses
Karesh16 (12:52:45 AM): Chocolate rain
TheMajorOfBlood (12:52:55 AM): Fuck you i'm not doing this anymore.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:52:57 AM): Chocolate rain.
Karesh16 (12:53:19 AM): You just did.
Karesh16 (12:53:21 AM): Chocolate rain
TheMajorOfBlood (12:53:25 AM): Hey you know what? Fuck you.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:53:27 AM): Chocolate rain.
Karesh16 (12:53:38 AM): kek.
Karesh16 (12:53:40 AM): Chocolate rain
TheMajorOfBlood (12:53:41 AM): Eh, right.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:53:45 AM): That's enough of that.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:54:08 AM): You should totally wing wong this though.
Karesh16 (12:54:53 AM): Alright
Karesh16 (12:55:03 AM): ...chocolate rain

[Nikose Tyris]

ME:
...Melfice, will you do something for me?
MELFICE:
M'yes?
Speak, man! Speak!
ME:
Will you do...
the time warp?
MELFICE:

... What's the time warp?

ME:
It's just a jump to the left!
MELFICE:
What?
ME:
And a step to the right! With your hands on your hips! You bring your knees in tight! But it's the pelvic thrust That really drives you insane! Let's do the time warp again!
MEFLICE:
...
...
.
.
.
You're an idiot. XD

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Marius says:
<3
Totally Karesh says:
EXPLAIN
Marius says:
Nyu.
Totally Karesh says:
...
Totally Karesh says:
You're...black, right?
Marius says:
Nyupe!
Marius says:
<3
Totally Karesh says:
...
Totally Karesh says:
Your death will come swiftly. But stay for dinner.

[Sir Pinkleton]

My friend and I always come up with the strangest conversations and debates, here's one of them.

Cabanban + every other name = My friend
Infantry #4 = Me
Parenthesis = me explaining a little bit
[11:29] Cabanban: you gonna reply to the message or not commie? (we were talking through Myspace as well as the IM'ing)
[11:29] Infantry #4: I'm not, Commie
[11:29] Master: sheesh
[11:29] Infantry #4: I replied to the hand thing in Xfire (we were talking about some hand thing on Myspace)
[11:30] Master: dont talk to me like that
[11:30] Master: im your MASTER!!!
[11:30] Infantry #4: everything else is meaningless
[11:30] Infantry #4: I'm sorry, I can't understand you over YOUR BLATENT DISREGARD FOR PROPER GRAMMER AND SPELLING!
[11:30] Infantry #4: =P
[11:31] Master: ...
[11:31] Cabanban: gr...
[11:31] Infantry #4: haHA!
[11:32] Infantry #4: Nyes, fooled again!
[11:32] * Infantry #4 wears monocle and mustache
[11:32] your mom: no...
[11:32] Infantry #4: Mother!?!
[11:32] YOUR FACE!! OH!!!: hehehe
[11:32] Infantry #4: I'M TALKING WITH MYSELF GRAAHH!
[11:33] Whore: lol take that
[11:33] Whore: oops
[11:33] me: hi
[11:33] this is fun: this is fun
[11:33] Infantry #4: oh good, the man-hores gone
[11:33] Infantry #4: whore*
[11:33] Whore: good boy
[11:34] Infantry #4: Bah! there's no ridding of you!
[11:34] now get down: AND SUCK IT!!!
[11:34] Infantry #4: NOOO!!!!!
[11:34] * Infantry #4 uses magic
[11:34] Infantry #4: ah, better
[11:34] this is: very fun
[11:34] hehehehe: hehehehehehehehehe
[11:34] Infantry #4: hubhubhubhubhubhubhubhubhub
[11:34] Cabanban: back, what did i miss?
[11:35] Infantry #4: the apocolypse

[The Kneumatic Pnight]

Part XIII

1.
[April 28, 07:07:42 PM] bellerussian: so I'll just have to like, rub my boob on her, without her noticing
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2.
[April 30, 07:57:18 PM] Kneumatic Pnight: Your father probably has wood.
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3.
[April 30, 07:59:53 PM] Kneumatic Pnight: YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW TO POUND THINGS, RIGHT?!
[April 30, 07:59:56 PM] Kneumatic Pnight: ...
[April 30, 08:00:02 PM] Kneumatic Pnight: What the hell is wrong with me tonight?
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4.
[May 01, 09:50:55 PM] KittyKat10371: You're such a slut!
[May 01, 09:51:09 PM] bellerussian: I know, right?
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5.
CelesJessa: IN YOUR FACE MASTURBATION!
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6.
[May 14, 08:35:38 PM] KittyKat10371: Because I can't tongue as fast as I want to
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7.
[May 19, 09:50:58 PM] KittyKat10371: A yummy cunt muffin!
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8.
[May 20, 08:59:55 PM] KittyKat10371: I'm full of your mom!
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9.
[May 21, 05:39:57 PM] KittyKat10371: I'm a whore
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10.
[May 31, 05:28:03 PM] KittyKat10371: I have you sex in my pants
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11.
[June 05, 05:19:46 PM] KittyKat10371: I'LL NEVER SHOW YOU ANYTHING AGAIN!
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12.
[June 08, 08:04:56 PM] KittyKat10371: I like my steaks slutty
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13.
Loki, Teh Awesome™: Would you get off my mom?
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14.
[June 25, 11:23:34 PM] RhiyaRavenwing: there will be more gumming
[June 25, 11:23:46 PM] RhiyaRavenwing: cuz like... it's not that I wanna TASTE twidster
[June 25, 11:23:49 PM] RhiyaRavenwing: it's the THOUGHT that counts
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16.
[June 29, 09:08:20 PM] TheWizWhoDidIt: *gives Fencer all that he needs*
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17.
Loki might be here™: Heh, Yaplet, does the fun ever stop?
Loki might be here™: ...
yaplet: Last message sent 184 min. ago
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18.
[July 08, 02:40:15 AM] KittyKat10371: Anyway, I slept with some friends last night
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19.
Loki, Teh Retard™: for some reason I have a difficult time thinking of any intelligent way to respond. I'm not sure why.
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20.
[July 27, 11:50:03 PM] KittyKat10371: Oh, I made it hard!

[42PETUNIAS]

Doppler12: she wears the PANTS
SUCKER!

[Flarecobra]

flarecobra (11:30:42 AM): What's up?
(Name Removed) (11:30:51 AM): my penis can be used as an alarm clock
flarecobra (11:30:56 AM): Ok...

Friend of mine on AIM.

[42PETUNIAS]

Neko Tera-san: There's no better time for sex than in the middle of the goat.WING WONGED SO HARD

[Nikose Tyris]

Moo I'm a kitty is KaitlynArrian (my fiance)
Gaime, death's lackey is RedMageBlack.
Totally Karesh is Grthwllms
Nikose is.. well, duh.

Moo, I'm a kitty! says:
and it can be made by either party for something belonging to themselves, or the other person.
Nikose says:
ah
Moo, I'm a kitty! says:
Say Guy didn't want the bike but Bob still wanted the girl.
Moo, I'm a kitty! says:
Bob can wager the girl in a fight.
If Guy wins, he keeps the girl but gets nothing else.
If Bob wins, he gets the girl and still has his bike.
Nikose says:
...
Nikose says:
so if David were to challenge me for you, and he defeated me, you'd be his?
Nikose says:
brb making full plate armor and greatsword
Moo, I'm a kitty! says:
if I'm what's wagered, then yes
Moo, I'm a kitty! says:
...XD
Nikose says:
You're worth fighting for.
Moo, I'm a kitty! says:
well, you'd win cause you'd cheat
Totally Karesh says:
You would.
Totally Karesh says:
Fenris would be down the block with a sniper rifle or something
Nikose says:
XD
Nikose says:
Damn right.
Gaime, Death's Lackey says:
Bastard
Gaime, Death's Lackey says:
NO WEAPONS!
Nikose says:
XD
Nikose says:
No weapons? I would destroy you utterly.
Gaime, Death's Lackey says:
OwO;
Moo, I'm a kitty! says:
CLUSTER BOMB CLUSTER BOMB CLUSTER BOMB!

[Roy_D_Mylote]

RoyDMylote (10:01:13 PM): I'm getting the fucking let's be friends speech from a girl I'm not dating.
andreekm (10:04:20 PM): ...
andreekm (10:04:20 PM): Ask her why she feels that that speech is necessary when all you are now is friends.
andreekm (10:04:24 PM): Alternatively, mess with her head and say shit like "But our love can never be broken!
"RoyDMylote (10:05:15 PM): No, cause she's really pissed off at me.
RoyDMylote (10:05:35 PM): Because I didn't know about what happened to her before I met her.
andreekm (10:06:40 PM): ... Some girl you aren't dating is mad at you because you didn't know something she never told you and is now giving you the friend speech?
RoyDMylote (10:06:46 PM): Yes.
andreekm (10:07:30 PM): Sorry... just... What the hell?
RoyDMylote (10:07:35 PM): I don't know.
RoyDMylote (10:08:04 PM): But it's a good story.
andreekm (10:08:35 PM): Look for the hidden camera and don't be surprised when it turns out you're on some stupid reality show.

[POS Industries]

POS Industries: and yeah, Armstrong's my favorite character
Mesden: hehe
Mesden: Chances are he can win any fight
Mesden: Like, give me a fight and I'll tell you how it goes
Mesden: A really ridiculously uneven one
POS Industries: Like, from FMA only or just Armstrong versus whoever?
Mesden: Whoever
POS Industries: hm, okay....
POS Industries: Armstrong versus Darkseid
Mesden: Alright I can do this one
POS Industries: woo!
Mesden: Okay, so they stare each other down and then Armstrong goes "THIS METHOD OF DEFEATING GODLIKE SUPER ALIENS HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THROUGH THE ARMSTRONG LINE FOR GENERATIONS."
Mesden: And then punches Darkseid and he wins
POS Industries: hahahahahahaa
POS Industries: they're all pretty much like that, aren't they?
Mesden: Yeah

[Bob The Mercenary]

Kneumatic Pnight: Goddamnit, I keep getting distracted from my Rebirth of Destruction profile!
Kneumatic Pnight: I HATE YOU ALL!
Kneumatic Pnight: Except Kit Kat.
FencerShinryuu: And me.
Kneumatic Pnight: Especially you.
FencerShinryuu: Especially Hate is really love.
Kneumatic Pnight: I thought I meant especially except you.
HateMakingAName: Well KP
HateMakingAName: Try typing faster
FencerShinryuu: Especially Except Hate is also really love.
Kneumatic Pnight: I don't wanna'.
Kneumatic Pnight: ...
Kneumatic Pnight: I MEANT THAT I DON'T HATE YOU, YOU BITCH!
Kneumatic Pnight: GOD, I HATE YOU!

[Cloud Strife]

Jess- Official Fangirl says:
I want to write a fanfiction
Kuroude is... says:
Oh dear.
Kuroude is... says:
XD
Jess- Official Fangirl says:
heh
Jess- Official Fangirl says:
no it won't be bad
Kuroude is... says:
You suuuuure it won't be full of RoyxEd? :P
Jess- Official Fangirl says:
weeelll. I have ONE plan...
Jess- Official Fangirl says:
er
Jess- Official Fangirl says:
I mean
Jess- Official Fangirl says:
no.

[Fifthfiend]

19:26] bellerussian: well, I am glad you still talk to me
[19:26] bellerussian: even though I am a churchface
[19:26] Nails McCabe: We all have our faults.
[19:26] Nails McCabe: I mean hey
[19:26] Nails McCabe: I watch Air Gear.
[19:26] Nails McCabe: And enjoy it!
[19:27] Nails McCabe: If I willingly sit through ten straight hours
[19:27] Nails McCabe: about how the meaning of life is Rollerblades
[19:27] bellerussian: ten hours!
[19:27] Nails McCabe: I can't fault anyone for liking God.

[DFM]

Fifth likes his Air Gear.

[01:05] Nails McCabe: Hey so have I told you about Air Gear?
[01:05] Nails McCabe: this is like the greatest anime ever.
[01:06] Nails McCabe: it's like Harry Potter mixed with Naruto mixed with Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
[01:06] Nails McCabe: Except with rollerblades
[01:06] MFIDFMMF: I don't like any of those things fifth

[Fifthfiend]

I totally do!

[DFM]

[00:00] DFM: So, what's up?
[00:00] Your village will burn like the heat of the sun.: coasting good on my comic
[00:00] Your village will burn like the heat of the sun.: trying new tricks
[00:00] Your village will burn like the heat of the sun.: killed a teenager
[00:01] DFM: I killed a boy
[00:01] Your village will burn like the heat of the sun.: i meant in my comic
[00:01] DFM: um
[00:01] DFM: Me too

[Fifthfiend]

That concerned neither Air nor the Gears thereof! What possible reason could there be for posting such banal trivialities?

[DFM]

[00:14] DFM: Hey you need to call Air Gears dumb
[00:14] Your village will burn like the heat of the sun.: why
[00:15] DFM: You're asking too many questions I did not involve a question and answer section in that imperative
[00:15] Your village will burn like the heat of the sun.: whats Air Gears
[00:15] DFM: It's some dumb sitcom or something
[00:16] DFM: and call fifth a dick too
[00:17] DFM: fifth bigmac says you're a dick and air gears is dumb

[Nikose Tyris]

Alex said:
I vote we change the name of the "Rules" forum to "Official Rules, Guidelines And Such Matters"
Totally Karesh said:
I vote we change it to "These might be here, doesn't mean you won't get banned if you follow them."
Alex said:
heheh
Alex said:
dude
Alex said:
look at what the first letter of "Official Rules, Guidelines And Such Matters" spells
*
Totally Karesh says:
....
Totally Karesh says:
I hate you.

[Fifthfiend]

Lol@Karesh.

I should change the name to "We don't need a reason we just need an excuse."

[Nikose Tyris]

Nikose is me, Goddess it Katy from RaiRO.

Nikose says:
Seen anything good on Youtube?

Goddess Of A Moonless Night, Take Me Far From Fire's Light says:
how do you know i'm on youtube?!!

Goddess Of A Moonless Night, Take Me Far From Fire's Light says:
*whisper* can you read minds? :-O*whisper*

Nikose says:
I can! =D

Nikose says:
But I mostly just use it to probe people's memories to find out what they look like naked.

Goddess Of A Moonless Night, Take Me Far From Fire's Light says:
*punch*

[Zilla]

Reniljyx says:
What does nani mean?
Zilla says:
what?
Reniljyx says:
What does nani mean?
Zilla says:
what?
Reniljyx says:
.... what does nani mean
Zilla says:
what?
Reniljyx says:
in Japanese
Reniljyx says:
What does nani mean
Zilla says:
what?
Reniljyx says:
oh my god
Reniljyx says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3L6Ybkcl2U
Reniljyx says:
Have you seen the ring?
Reniljyx says:
It's a japanese reaction to the ring
Zilla says:
no
Reniljyx says:
and the girl goes "nani?"
Zilla says:
...... but the ring was based on a Japanese story
Reniljyx says:
and I'm like... what does that mean again?
Reniljyx says:
Serena would know!
Reniljyx says:
And so I ask you
Reniljyx says:
and I get a bunch of noesense
Zilla says:
and I continually tell you
Reniljyx says:
WHAT DOES NANI MEAN
Zilla says:
what?
Reniljyx says:
SIDOYJasoejyh
Reniljyx says:
sss
Reniljyx says:
s
Reniljyx says:
s
Reniljyx says:
*strangles*
Reniljyx says:
are you going to tell me
Reniljyx says:
or are you just going to make me suffer
Reniljyx says:
or go find a new japanese friend
Zilla says:
I've told you and told you
Reniljyx says:
no
Reniljyx says:
you haven't
Reniljyx says:
now go take to aspirin and lie down
Zilla says:
okay, fine, go ask someone else then
Reniljyx says:
ok
Reniljyx says:
just
Reniljyx says:
please
Reniljyx says:
PLEASE tell me
Reniljyx says:
I'm begging you
Reniljyx says:
I'll let you be the queen of Bermuda
Zilla says:
ok
Zilla says:
(sorry, inapproprietely timed disconnect)
Reniljyx says:
lol
Zilla says:
what now?
Reniljyx says:
What does nani mean
Zilla says:
what
Reniljyx says:
I swear
Reniljyx says:
to god
Reniljyx says:
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME
Reniljyx says:
I've given you royalty to Bermuda
Reniljyx says:
do you want my firstborn?
Zilla says:
I've already told you
Reniljyx says:
Bullllcraaaappp
Reniljyx says:
wait a minute
Reniljyx says:
WAIT A MINUTE
Reniljyx says:
wait jus ta darn minute
Zilla says:
http://www.freedict.com/onldict/jap.html
Reniljyx says:
does it mean what?
Reniljyx says:
omg
Reniljyx says:
OMG

[Major Blood]

[19:39] TheMajorOfBlood: *Slaps you with a glove*
[19:39] TheMajorOfBlood: I challenge you to a duel!
[19:39] loyal2nes: Oh!
[19:39] TheMajorOfBlood: Do you accept, or are you a coward?!?
[19:39] loyal2nes: *Mind control*
[19:40] TheMajorOfBlood: *Tin-Foil Hat*
[19:40] loyal2nes: *Finds a hershey's kiss that needs it more*
[19:40] TheMajorOfBlood: ...
[19:40] TheMajorOfBlood: Wha...
[19:41] loyal2nes: I take this opportunity!
[19:41] loyal2nes: *Glove-slap*
[19:41] TheMajorOfBlood: I don't take crap!
[19:41] TheMajorOfBlood: *Glove slap*
[19:42] loyal2nes: To the contrary, sir! *pulls out a pistol*
[19:43] TheMajorOfBlood: Just try it.
[19:43] loyal2nes: *Pulls the trigger, a flag with a "POW!" written on it pops out*
[19:43] TheMajorOfBlood: *Deflector Shields*
[19:43] TheMajorOfBlood: YOU POW'ED YOURSELF LOLZ!!!!11
[19:44] loyal2nes: ......I call upon the power of Zergling Rush!
[19:44] loyal2nes: ...and if you'll just give me a moment... to find...
[19:45] TheMajorOfBlood: *retribution aura*
[19:45] TheMajorOfBlood: *Consecrate*
[19:45] loyal2nes: Wait for it...
[19:45] TheMajorOfBlood: *Taps his foot*
[19:46] loyal2nes: Damn, it's gone. Oh well.
[19:46] loyal2nes: *Mana Burn*
[19:46] TheMajorOfBlood: *Divine shield&
[19:46] loyal2nes: *Mass Dispel*
[19:47] TheMajorOfBlood: *Hammer of ROFL*
[19:47] loyal2nes: *Mind Control* <<
[19:47] TheMajorOfBlood: Divine Protection
[19:48] loyal2nes: ......
[19:48] loyal2nes: Do you see that cliff?
[19:48] TheMajorOfBlood: What's a clift?
[19:48] loyal2nes: Cliff. I spelled that correctly.
[19:49] TheMajorOfBlood: Yes, i see it.
[19:49] loyal2nes: The cliff is your friend!
[19:49] loyal2nes: Go! Hug the cliff!
[19:50] loyal2nes: Give it a big ol' paladin tackle-hug!
[19:50] TheMajorOfBlood: Divine Protection byatch!
[19:50] TheMajorOfBlood: You can't make me do SHIT!
[19:50] TheMajorOfBlood: *Seal of Command*
[19:50] TheMajorOfBlood: Judgement
[19:50] TheMajorOfBlood: *Seal of Command Again*
[19:51] loyal2nes: *Psychic Scream*
[19:51] loyal2nes: *Run*
[19:51] TheMajorOfBlood: *Yells* Coward!
[19:51] loyal2nes: You're the one who got Fear'd.
[19:51] TheMajorOfBlood: You ran away from me!
[19:52] loyal2nes: ..... *mind control?*
[19:52] loyal2nes: You are making me very sad.
[19:52] TheMajorOfBlood: Wait wait wait...
[19:52] TheMajorOfBlood: I thought this was a gentleman's duel...
[19:52] TheMajorOfBlood: So when did we start playing WarcrafT?
[19:53] loyal2nes: loyal2nes (10:44:46 PM): ...and if you'll just give me a moment... to find...
TheMajorOfBlood (10:45:15 PM): *retribution aura*
TheMajorOfBlood (10:45:19 PM): *Consecrate*
[19:53] loyal2nes: Right about there.
[19:53] TheMajorOfBlood: [19:43] TheMajorOfBlood: YOU POW'ED YOURSELF LOLZ!!!!11
[19:44] loyal2nes: ......I call upon the power of Zergling Rush!
[19:53] TheMajorOfBlood: So why did you turn it into Starcraft?
[19:54] loyal2nes: Well, I remembered an image that would SURELY bring your defeat... but I couldn't find it.
[19:55] TheMajorOfBlood: It doesn't matter.
[19:55] TheMajorOfBlood: Because i could have just...
[19:55] TheMajorOfBlood: *Divine Protection*
[19:55] TheMajorOfBlood: *Hearthstone*
[19:56] loyal2nes: I don't have to eat a 60 minute cooldown, though.
[19:56] TheMajorOfBlood: >_>
[19:57] TheMajorOfBlood: *Scratches his head*
[19:57] TheMajorOfBlood: Are you as confused as i am?
[19:57] loyal2nes: Not really.
[19:57] TheMajorOfBlood: *Scratches Head again*
[19:57] TheMajorOfBlood: Oh yeah!
[19:58] TheMajorOfBlood: *Ahem*
[19:58] TheMajorOfBlood: You sir have offended my honor!
[19:58] TheMajorOfBlood: *Glove slap*
[19:58] TheMajorOfBlood: I challenge you to a duel!
[19:58] TheMajorOfBlood: Do you accept, or are you a coward?!?
[19:59] loyal2nes: Well, I'm a thief.
[20:00] loyal2nes: I will, however, take the glove
[20:00] loyal2nes: *yoink*
[20:00] TheMajorOfBlood: ...
[20:00] TheMajorOfBlood: I hate you.
[20:00] loyal2nes: Really shoulda done that from the start.
[20:01] loyal2nes: *win*

[Loyal]

loyal2nes (11:31:11 PM): Do not Google "worst fanfic ever" and then click "I'm feeling lucky".
KareshXVII (11:31:25 PM): ....
KittyKat10371 (11:31:37 PM): Well now I just have to
KareshXVII (11:31:40 PM): God, I never would've on my own.
KareshXVII (11:31:54 PM): But now I might.
loyal2nes (11:32:06 PM): (Protip: I like to share my pain and bemusement alike)
KittyKat10371 (11:32:25 PM): What did you get?
KareshXVII (11:32:33 PM): I'm not looking, you look
loyal2nes (11:32:43 PM): Somewhere between the two...
KittyKat10371 (11:32:55 PM): I got one with this girl writing a fanfic about herself hooking up with Draco Malfoy
loyal2nes (11:33:05 PM): Yeah, that's the one.
KareshXVII (11:33:09 PM): hahaha
KareshXVII (11:33:20 PM): Does she know that Draco would kill her for being a mudblood?
loyal2nes (11:34:02 PM): If you looked at even the first part, you'd see there's a reason it gets top priority under "Worst Fanfic Ever".
KittyKat10371 (11:34:18 PM): Good Charlotte is having a concert on Hogsmeade!
KittyKat10371 (11:34:19 PM): XD
KareshXVII (11:34:25 PM): WHAT?!
KareshXVII (11:34:35 PM): W.T.F?
KittyKat10371 (11:34:55 PM): She makes Draco out to be a pussy
KareshXVII (11:35:08 PM): HE KILLED DUMBLEDORE
KittyKat10371 (11:35:20 PM): Draco would just be like "Bitch better go out with me and make a fuckin sandwich!"
loyal2nes (11:35:33 PM): Karesh, are you getting the idea of "Worst Fanfic Ever"?
KareshXVII (11:35:37 PM): YES
loyal2nes (11:35:55 PM): Also known as "epic failure".
KittyKat10371 (11:36:00 PM): XDXDXDXDXDXDXD
KittyKat10371 (11:36:13 PM): She wrote this!
KareshXVII (11:36:14 PM): 55555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555 5555555555555555555555555555!
KittyKat10371 (11:36:17 PM): "hen he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time."
KareshXVII (11:36:22 PM): WHAT THE FUCK
KareshXVII (11:36:27 PM): GOD, STOP READING IT
KittyKat10371 (11:36:30 PM): “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”It was…………………………………………………….Dumbledore!
KareshXVII (11:36:37 PM): ...
KareshXVII (11:36:39 PM): STOP READING
KareshXVII (11:36:42 PM): HE"S DEAD
KittyKat10371 (11:36:42 PM): XDXD
loyal2nes (11:36:47 PM): *Sits back, folds hands behind head, and laughs*
KareshXVII (11:36:51 PM): Unless it's Zombie Dumbledore
KittyKat10371 (11:36:52 PM): But he called them motherfuckers!
KareshXVII (11:37:05 PM): Back from the dead to destroy teen pregnancy
KareshXVII (11:37:16 PM): Cause that's how Dumbledore rolls!
KittyKat10371 (11:37:43 PM): "The next day I woke up in my coffin."
KittyKat10371 (11:37:47 PM): WHAT THE CRAP!?
KareshXVII (11:37:51 PM): see!
HateMakingAName (11:37:53 PM): I dont understand
KareshXVII (11:37:55 PM): That's how Dumbledore rolls!
HateMakingAName (11:37:58 PM): Where did the thing go?
KittyKat10371 (11:38:04 PM): “My name’s Harry Potter, although most people call me Vampire these days.” he grumbled.
KittyKat10371 (11:38:10 PM): “Why?” I exclaimed.
KareshXVII (11:38:12 PM): ....
KareshXVII (11:38:14 PM): STOP
KareshXVII (11:38:15 PM): PLEASE
KittyKat10371 (11:38:16 PM): “Because I love the taste of human blood.” he giggled.
KareshXVII (11:38:19 PM): STOP
TheWizWhoDidIt (11:38:25 PM): What the FUCK are you reading?
KareshXVII (11:38:29 PM): You're making this day alot worse!
loyal2nes (11:38:31 PM): The worst fanfic ever.
KittyKat10371 (11:38:32 PM): the worst fan fic ever
KittyKat10371 (11:38:36 PM): so funny
KareshXVII (11:38:39 PM): I BECAME AN UNCLE TODAY, WHY ARE YOU RUINING IT
KittyKat10371 (11:38:48 PM): Draco and I held our pale white hands with black nail polish as we went upstairs.
KareshXVII (11:38:55 PM): ......
KittyKat10371 (11:38:57 PM): what the hell?
KittyKat10371 (11:38:59 PM): XDXD
KareshXVII (11:39:01 PM): I hate you so much Kitty.
TheWizWhoDidIt (11:39:02 PM): XDXD
TheWizWhoDidIt (11:39:06 PM): SK, I love you.
loyal2nes (11:39:08 PM): I love you so much Kitty.
loyal2nes (11:39:19 PM): I could not bring this level of pain to Karesh with the same material.
KareshXVII (11:39:27 PM): D=
Kneumatic Pnight (11:39:33 PM): XD
KittyKat10371 (11:39:34 PM): We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy’s thingy in mine and we HAD SEX.
TheWizWhoDidIt (11:39:35 PM): Let us partake ina sweet sweet embrace and forget such trivial matters as an online chatroom in ecstacy.
Kneumatic Pnight (11:39:39 PM): Kit Kat is my hero.
TheWizWhoDidIt (11:39:42 PM): The ecstacy os reading this fanfic that is!
KareshXVII (11:39:47 PM): I feel as though my soul has been torn from my body and thrown into a volcano
KittyKat10371 (11:40:00 PM): This chick won't even say penis
KittyKat10371 (11:40:01 PM): LORD!
[EDIT] Later in the conversation:
KareshXVII (12:34:27 AM): LOYAL, THIS IS YOUR FAULT
KittyKat10371 (12:34:28 AM): someone hacked the girls account and made another chapter for her
loyal2nes (12:34:40 AM): Fuck yes it is.
loyal2nes (12:34:45 AM): Remember this, Karesh:
loyal2nes (12:35:08 AM): Anytime I hint that I regret doing something, it is only because I actually did it for my eventual, inevitable amusement.
TheWizWhoDidIt (12:35:29 AM): THAT much was obvious.
TheWizWhoDidIt (12:35:33 AM): And Loyal, I love you for it.
loyal2nes (12:35:34 AM): This instance, clearly, was a huge success.
TheWizWhoDidIt (12:35:35 AM): Marry me.

[Wizardcat]

This amuses me for some unfathomable reason.

NPFenris: I swear to god every time I talk to you I find you more and more likely to be homosexual.
NPFenris: I mean
NPFenris: Not that that's necessarily a bad thing.
NPFenris: but you kinda do give off the gay vibe yes.
Wizardcat6: ...Stop cheating on me with Nikose? :P
NPFenris: No he treats me right.
Wizardcat6: What does he have that I don't? =>_>=
NPFenris: A PENIS.
Wizardcat6: Bigger is not better!
NPFenris: Yes.
NPFenris: Yes it is.
NPFenris: When you're comparing, say...
NPFenris: A book.
NPFenris: TO THIN FUCKING AIR BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE ONE.
NPFenris: >=(
Wizardcat6: Hate sex? =<_<=
NPFenris: No.
Wizardcat6: Meanie.

[Loki, The Fallen]

Sometimes...

Avarice: God it's fun poking the Halo fanboys.
42PETUNIAS1: linky?
Loki, The Jealous™: Some people get entirely too invested in things.
Avarice: Nah no linky most of them have been modded.
Avarice: And too invested in mediocre things!
Avarice: I mean Halo's is just a watered down PC shooter.
Loki, The Jealous™: Mediocre? Me thinks you give it too much credit.
Loki, The Jealous™: Aye
Avarice: I mean part of the reason Metroid Prime rocks is it knows traditinal shooters don't work on consoles and went and made it's won genre.
Avarice: But Halo's just Diet UT or CS Lite.
Avarice: *traditional, own
Loki, The Jealous™: Consoles and FPSs, I mean, it probibly wouldn't be bad if we were still Doom or Wolfenstien 3D, but when you need to look, you need an easier 3 Dimensional Interface...
Avarice: The Wii's a step in the right direction but then it can't compete graphically.
Loki, The Jealous™: True.
entropy de original!1: hey guys....
delusional_chik1: hello all!
Loki, The Jealous™: G'Day... peoples...
42PETUNIAS1: heya
Avarice: And only now are the mechanics apparantly coming together, and even then the game that supposedly has it right MP3 isn't really a shooter so it might not work for a fast paced true FPS anyway.
Avarice: Yo
Loki, The Jealous™: Don't really see it as a FPS... I mean, Metroid wasn't originally one, unless I'm mistaken.
* Loki, The Jealous™ Reminisces about the good ol' days of Super Metroid
delusional_chik1: More a sidscroller adventury thingy.
Avarice: The Prime's are really more in the veins of an FPA
Avarice: No the Prime series.
Avarice: The First Person modern revival?
Loki, The Jealous™: Wonder if there a bunch like me, who would actually stand in line for a high quality side-view Metroid.
42PETUNIAS1: i dunno...
delusional_chik1: I probably would. ^_^
Loki, The Jealous™: I mean, with that much processing power, that much memory, you could make one kickass sidescroller.
42PETUNIAS1: it would probably be on a handheld...
delusional_chik1: Fuck handheld. I want console!
42PETUNIAS1: i just dunno if a line would form...
entropy de original!1: i know a game that is gonna beat the sh:7 out of Metroid
Avarice: Yeah I would too, Metroid Dread it's called, no news on it other than a name though.
entropy de original!1: Halo 3 TONIGHT!!!
Loki, The Jealous™: ...
Avarice: XD
delusional_chik1: Bleh.
42PETUNIAS1: ...
Avarice: Ahahahahahahahahahah
Loki, The Jealous™: freaking L O Fricken L
Avarice: Oh god I'm can't stop laughing....
entropy de original!1: what?
* Loki, The Jealous™ is also laughin away.
42PETUNIAS1: rofl
entropy de original!1: Halo 3 is gonna be awesome!!
Avarice: ........ahahahahahahahaha.... dmanit I'm laughing so hard I might puke.
delusional_chik1: Why is everyone laughing?
42PETUNIAS1: your just making it worse
entropy de original!1: why the hell are you guys laughing?!
Zombie Avarice: So I laughed myself to death.
Loki, The Jealous™: Heres a shovel, keep digging.
42PETUNIAS1: that was priceless
delusional_chik1: I don't get it!!
* Loki, The Jealous™ pictures Elliot Reed *
Zombie Avarice: We... got on to talking about Metroid from a conversation about how undeserving of praise Halo is.
delusional_chik1: XD I agree!
Zombie Avarice: Which started when I mentioned I'd been having fun trolling some Halo fanboys.
entropy de original!1: ... i hate you frellers......
42PETUNIAS1: man
delusional_chik1: That is quite ironic.
42PETUNIAS1: this is too good
Zombie Avarice: The timing was just so beautiful.
42PETUNIAS1: can you wing wong it?
Loki, The Jealous™: Greed, you should take up fishing.
delusional_chik1: What?
entropy de original!1: only the original Metroid is better.....

[Major Blood]

[19:53] TheMajorOfBlood: Good news!
[19:54] loyal2nes: ?
[19:54] TheMajorOfBlood: I'm working on TOADK again.
[19:54] loyal2nes: Bad news!
[19:54] loyal2nes: You just caused me and my party to wipe. :(
[19:55] TheMajorOfBlood: Your party?
[19:55] loyal2nes: In RaiRO.
[19:55] TheMajorOfBlood: XD
[19:55] loyal2nes: <-- Priest.
[19:55] TheMajorOfBlood: I rule!

[Bob The Mercenary]

BobtheMercenary (8:37:21 PM): sweety
BobtheMercenary (8:37:25 PM): sweet*
BobtheMercenary (8:37:27 PM): GUH
BobtheMercenary (8:37:31 PM): worst...typo...ever
The Godly Me (8:38:05 PM): yeah...it was
The Godly Me (8:38:12 PM): o_O

[Fifthfiend]

[15:49] Mesden: YOU SUCK
[15:49] Mesden: GO TO HELL
[15:50] Mesden: STOP SUCKING SO MUCH THERE WON'T BE ENOUGH LEFT FOR BUSH
[15:50] Nails McCabe: I wanted to be awesome
[15:50] Nails McCabe: but David Bowie hogged it all
[15:50] Mesden: Yeah
[15:50] Mesden: Dance magic dance
[15:50] Nails McCabe: suck was all they had left in stock

[The SSB Intern]

This thread is a bad influence on me.

SSB am I
Awesomeness is my friend Willy.

Awesomeness says:
dude
Awesomeness says:
is your asfe search on?
I am SSB. says:
No.
Awesomeness says:
search willy
Awesomeness says:
just cause
I am SSB. says:
Nooo.
Awesomeness says:
please
Awesomeness says:
you wont be dissapointed
Awesomeness says:
no penises i swear
I am SSB. says:
"you wont be dissapointed"
That depends on my expectations.

Awesomeness says:
trust me
Awesomeness says:
Ive known you long enough
I am SSB. says:
That's why I'm not trusting you. You would only do this to someone you know.
Awesomeness says:
come on
Awesomeness says:
Try it
I am SSB. says:
Ok, but you have to search for "worst fanfiction ever" and then click "I'm feeling lucky".
I am SSB. says:
Deals?
Awesomeness says:
k
I am SSB. says:
ok go
I am SSB. says:
image search?
Awesomeness says:
yea
Awesomeness says:
and...
Awesomeness says:
wtf is this?
I am SSB. says:
you lied
Awesomeness says:
this sucks!
I am SSB. says:
But I got you worse
Awesomeness says:
what ys get?
I am SSB. says:
Willy Rey
I am SSB. says:
and choclate penises
Awesomeness says:
lol
Awesomeness says:
wtf is willy rey?
I am SSB. says:
Some hot topless chick
Awesomeness says:
then why complian?
I am SSB. says:
Choclate PENUSESESESES.
Awesomeness says:
o...k

[Loyal]

I am SSB. says:
Ok, but you have to search for "worst fanfiction ever" and then click "I'm feeling lucky".Score!

[The SSB Intern]

High-five!

[The Kneumatic Pnight]

Part XIV

21.
[August 15, 08:26:05 PM] KittyKat10371: *has no brains*
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22.
[August 21, 09:36:18 PM] TheWizWhoDidIt: *sexes Waffles up!*
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23.
[August 23, 09:12:49 PM] Kneumatic Pnight: *rips off Kit Kat's clothes!*
[August 23, 09:12:50 PM] KittyKat10371: ^_~!
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24.
[September 08, 08:30:36 PM] KittyKat10371: I want to lick things off his body.
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25.
[September 12, 05:51:51 PM] Kneumatic Pnight: Squirrels are nature's drug dealers.
[September 12, 05:52:22 PM] bellerussian: hehe
[September 12, 05:52:31 PM] bellerussian: we have black squirrels
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26.
[September 14, 11:34:38 PM] KittyKat10371: I lick babies
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27.
[September 19, 07:18:17 PM] Kneumatic Pnight: BITCHES AND HOS!
[September 19, 07:18:31 PM] loyal2nes: Ahh, memories.
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28.
(11:12:00 PM) FencerShinryuu: My Mom grills me when she hears me talk to you on voicechat.
(11:12:15 PM) bellerussian: uh oh
(11:12:20 PM) bellerussian: not another scary mom
(11:12:35 PM) FencerShinryuu: By the way, she wants to know what your intentions are torwards me.
(11:12:36 PM) bellerussian left the room.
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29.
[September 28, 04:41:45 PM] Kneumatic Pnight: Mohinder
[September 28, 04:41:50 PM] Kneumatic Pnight: The stupidest man in existence.
[September 28, 04:41:53 PM] bellerussian: He's gorgeous!
[September 28, 04:41:56 PM] Kneumatic Pnight: Even I know that.
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30.
[October 02, 07:02:05 PM] KittyKat10371: I'm cheap
[October 02, 07:02:08 PM] KittyKat10371: *nods*

[DFM]

[23:49] Nikose, the Naughty Smurf! ((And the Seme!)): ....
[23:49] Nikose, the Naughty Smurf! ((And the Seme!)): ....................................
[23:49] Nikose, the Naughty Smurf! ((And the Seme!)): lolwut
[23:49] DFM: You miss things when you're banned huh
[23:49] DFM: That must suck
[23:49] DFM: Being banned
[23:49] Nikose, the Naughty Smurf! ((And the Seme!)): Ow you're vicious tonight

Update somebody's still banned guess who it is

[The SSB Intern]

Same Friend.
Dude, Where my pants? says:
Am I f*cked up?
I am SSB. says:
Now, you already know the answer to the question.
Dude, Where my pants? says:
...
Dude, Where my pants? says:
Stop avioding it Kevin, you have to confront it sometime. (My name is not Kevin.)
I am SSB. says:
ok
I am SSB. says:
Yes, you are f*cked up!!
Dude, Where my pants? says:
...
I am SSB. says:
Happy?
Dude, Where my pants? says:
*Emo tear*
Dude, Where my pants? says:
yes...
Dude, Where my pants? says:
You complete me
Dude, Where my pants? says:
Will you...
Dude, Where my pants? says:
Marry me?
I am SSB. says:
I watch Avatar
Dude, Where my pants? says:
...
Dude, Where my pants? says:
I take that back!
Dude, Where my pants? says:
Screw off
I am SSB. says:
no@
I am SSB. says:
no!!
Dude, Where my pants? says:
You no longer get to see mah naughty places
I am SSB. says:
I can love you both!!
Dude, Where my pants? says:
Are you so sure?
I am SSB. says:
My penis says yes.
I am SSB. says:
And he's never wrong!
Dude, Where my pants? says:
Yay!
I am SSB. says:
I'm putting this conversation on the internet.
Dude, Where my pants? says:
....
Dude, Where my pants? says:
Why?
I am SSB. says:
N**** hush!

[Major Blood]

[17:32] KareshXVII: Very well, Sign me up for your sucktastic Death Note game.
[17:32] KareshXVII: But don't sign me into the death note!
[17:32] TheMajorOfBlood: Awwww, allright then.
[17:32] TheMajorOfBlood: Though i DO have one.
[17:32] TheMajorOfBlood: Just incase you try to cross me.
[17:33] KareshXVII: You don't know my face yet, L the second.
[17:33] TheMajorOfBlood: Oh?
[17:34] TheMajorOfBlood: I beg to differ.
[17:34] KareshXVII: Well.
[17:34] KareshXVII: Fuck.
[17:34] TheMajorOfBlood: I win.
[17:34] TheMajorOfBlood: 40 seconds mate.
[17:35] *** "KareshXVII" signed off at Mon Oct 22 17:35:32

[P-Sleazy]

pauljg04 (8:43:47 PM): you must hate your parents to choose a school that far away
marvinandagrajag (8:44:39 PM): no
marvinandagrajag (8:44:41 PM): just like rowing
marvinandagrajag (8:44:52 PM): and hate getting up early
pauljg04 (8:44:12 PM): ...child abuse!
marvinandagrajag (8:44:57 PM): ...
marvinandagrajag (8:45:03 PM): seriously
marvinandagrajag (8:45:09 PM): my family is like, perfect
marvinandagrajag (8:45:20 PM): except for that one semi-excommunicated uncle
pauljg04 (8:44:45 PM): ...and you
pauljg04 (8:44:50 PM): for being abused.
pauljg04 (8:44:55 PM): and being so far away!
pauljg04 (8:45:00 PM): and did I mention abuse?
marvinandagrajag (8:45:46 PM): shut up
pauljg04 (8:45:17 PM): yep. you cracked!
marvinandagrajag (8:46:09 PM): WHORE
pauljg04 (8:45:35 PM): XD

[Loyal]

AXOren123: Say 1 to see hot women, Say 2 to not see hot women.
loyal2nes: ......
AXOren123: Play along, sir
loyal2nes: 2
AXOren123: ...
AXOren123: just say 1
AXOren123: no images I sweat
AXOren123: swear*
loyal2nes: Two.
AXOren123: ...
AXOren123: I heard a 1
AXOren123: Welcome to Dateline, Pervert.
AXOren123:
Have a seat.
loyal2nes: What the hell I said two this is the worst phone number ever I'm unsubscribing I hate you.
AXOren123: xD

[Major Blood]

I just had the most interesting conversation...

[09:12] COuntER STriKE: yo
[09:13] MajorBlood - Francis: Mmmmmyesss?
[09:13] COuntER STriKE: u speak english aight ?
[09:13] MajorBlood - Francis: Of course i speak english.
[09:13] COuntER STriKE: good :D
[09:13] COuntER STriKE: u playing runescape aight ?
[09:14] MajorBlood - Francis: Runescape is the spawn of all things unholy and satanic.
[09:14] COuntER STriKE: wtf ?
[09:16] MajorBlood - Francis: The sooner you realize that, the sooner you'll be a happier person.
[09:17] COuntER STriKE: are u a bot or somthing cuz i like my hoby, yeah sure i do cuz i dont give a shit of u!! i bet ur 13 years old(or younger) fat american teenager who just got scammed-.- ohh yea and.. i alredy know what are u going 2 say me
[09:17] MajorBlood - Francis: Oh do you now?
[09:17] COuntER STriKE: lol
[09:17] COuntER STriKE: u cant ewen tipe correctly -.
[09:17] COuntER STriKE: -.-
[09:17] COuntER STriKE: it know not now
[09:18] MajorBlood - Francis: Wait wait wait...
[09:18] MajorBlood - Francis: You're saying I can't type properly?
[09:18] COuntER STriKE: wow ur genius..
[09:18] MajorBlood - Francis: Says the guy who spells type "tipe"?
[09:18] COuntER STriKE: no shit sherlock :)
[09:18] MajorBlood - Francis: Says the guy who doesn't use proper punctuation and grammar?
[09:19] COuntER STriKE: wow.. i u kno what ?
[09:19] COuntER STriKE: i had good ''talking'' with u, u gave me good skillz to get ower with dorks :)
[09:20] MajorBlood - Francis: Awwww... you're calling me a dork like you say it's a bad thing.
[09:20] COuntER STriKE: lol
[09:20] COuntER STriKE: do u kno how freak u are?
[09:20] COuntER STriKE: idk ewen now why i added u dork..
[09:21] MajorBlood - Francis: I don't know why i even bother talking to dipshits like you.
[09:21] COuntER STriKE: its tipshits u genius
[09:21] MajorBlood - Francis: ...
[09:21] MajorBlood - Francis: And on that particularly retarded note on your part, blocked.

[Melfice]

M to the eister. What's an eister? zegt:
Huh.

Melfice -- "And the local police found out The Who Let the Dogs Out." zegt:
Hmm?

M to the eister. What's an eister? zegt:
Teaching kids the dangers of alcohol through playful means.

Melfice -- "And the local police found out The Who Let the Dogs Out." zegt:
Huh.

Melfice -- "And the local police found out The Who Let the Dogs Out." zegt:
Drinking games?

M to the eister. What's an eister? zegt:
... win.

Need I say more?

[Major Blood]

[18:38] TheMajorOfBlood: LOLLERSKAES AND ROFLCOPTERS!!!!!!!
[18:38] KareshXVII: BRING UP THE AA!
[18:38] TheMajorOfBlood: ...what?
[18:39] KareshXVII: Rofltcopters.
[18:39] KareshXVII: Anti Aircraft.
[18:39] TheMajorOfBlood: But what of the lollerskates platoon?
[18:40] KareshXVII: The automated defenses will deal with that.
[18:41] TheMajorOfBlood: General!
[18:41] TheMajorOfBlood: The LMFAOJETS are dropping WTFMUFFINS.
[18:42] KareshXVII: RAISE SHIELDS, BRING OUR ORLY INTERCEPTORS IN ON THEIR FLANK
[18:42] TheMajorOfBlood: Raising Shields!
[18:43] TheMajorOfBlood: Sir, they're countering our ORLY interceptors with NOWAI tanks!
[18:44] KareshXVII: NUKE EM FROM ORBIT
[18:44] TheMajorOfBlood: Satelite death beam charging...
[18:45] TheMajorOfBlood: 10%
[18:45] TheMajorOfBlood: 20%
[18:46] TheMajorOfBlood: Sir, enemy forces are making a break for our satelite uplink site!
[18:46] KareshXVII: FUCK EM
[18:46] KareshXVII: THROW EVERYTHING AT EM
[18:46] KareshXVII: INCREASE POWER TO SHIELDS, FUCK THE HARPOON!
[18:46] TheMajorOfBlood: Increasing shields, fucking harpoon...
[18:47] TheMajorOfBlood: 40%
[18:47] TheMajorOfBlood: Firing Supercharge cannon at satelite death beam.
[18:47] TheMajorOfBlood: %8-%
[18:47] KareshXVII: lol wut?
[18:47] TheMajorOfBlood: %80 charge rating.
[18:48] TheMajorOfBlood: 90%
[18:48] KareshXVII: Swarm the bastards right after the blast goes off!
[18:48] TheMajorOfBlood: 100%
[18:48] TheMajorOfBlood: Ready to fire at your command.
[18:48] KareshXVII: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE FROM ORBIT! GOO!
[18:48] TheMajorOfBlood: *Nuclear death beam blast*
[18:49] TheMajorOfBlood: Sir! Recon reports 93% enemy eradication.
[18:50] KareshXVII: Casualty report.
[18:50] TheMajorOfBlood: ROFLCOPTER platoon: Eradicated
[18:51] TheMajorOfBlood: LOLLERSKATE platoon: Various scattered troops left.
[18:51] TheMajorOfBlood: The only other surviving enemy are a few scattered NOWAI tanks.
[18:51] TheMajorOfBlood: Cleanup crews are moping up as we speak.
[18:53] TheMajorOfBlood: Any furthur orders?
[18:53] KareshXVII: Status report on the harpoons, maintain current patrols.
[18:53] TheMajorOfBlood: Oh believe me sir, the less details you know about the harpoons, the better you'll sleep.
[18:54] KareshXVII: Very good.
[18:57] KareshXVII: Finish moping up, then break for lunch
[18:57] TheMajorOfBlood: Goodman told me they're serving fishsticks today.
[18:58] KareshXVII: oooh. Fishsticks!
Session Close (KareshXVII): Sun Nov 04 19:17:43 2007

[RickZarber]

A Public Service Announcement
by RickZarber and Mauve Mage

RickZarber: I don't have Google ads on my page, so there's no way for me to corroborate any evidence.
Oh god.
NPF on the other hand........
Mauve Mage: Over there it's like Google is all-seeing and all-knowing.... all the time.
RickZarber: "Sex Offenders In Your Zip" "Megan's Law Database" "I Got Scammed 27 Times" "Build a Buddhist Temple"
O.o
Mauve Mage: HAHAHAAAHAHA! Oh, that's perfect.
Especially the first one, considering the crowd.
RickZarber: "Public Records Search" "Registered Sex Offenders: Is Your Neighborhood Safe?"
Holy god. I'm scared now.
Mauve Mage: I no longer feel safe on NPF... Also-- I wanna build my own Buddhist temple.
RickZarber: For Buddhist Sex Offenders?
Mauve Mage: XD
They're gonna have to take a few extra reincarnations before they reach Nirvana, I'm thinking.
RickZarber: Hahaha.
Mauve Mage: MANY, MANY reincarnations...
RickZarber: Oh man, I'm refreshing the page, and the Sex Offenders one just won't go away.
Mauve Mage: Hahahahahaa!
RickZarber: Oop, spoke too soon.
...
Mauve Mage: They erased their sins.
RickZarber: "Think Tattoos Are Sexy?"
"Bankruptcy Attorney"
Mauve Mage: From sex offenders to sexy tattoos! Only on the NPF Late Nite!
And after buying tattoos and paying people to remove the sex offender status, you can hire a bankruptcy attourney! Thank google for one stop shopping!
RickZarber: ...Mirai must be online. "Surplus Transformers" is right next to the tattoo one now.
Mauve Mage: ....
Figures.
:P
RickZarber: And whaddya know, there he is, under currently active users...
Mauve Mage: MIRAI IS AFFECTING THE COURSE OF REALITY AS WE KNOW IT!
GOOGLE CATERS TO MIRAI!
RickZarber: And Sex Offenders, apparently.

[Loyal]

Y'know, it's not the conversation that intrigues me (hilarious and true as it is), as much as the question, "Since when did Mauve have IM and why wasn't I informed? D:"

[Major Blood]

[07:55] MemphizYo: i just bought a lock
[07:56] TheMajorOfBlood: ...
[07:56] MemphizYo: gears horrible. but enough honor for full set s1 when it comes out for honor
[07:56] MemphizYo: lol, i was banned on my last account
[07:56] MemphizYo: i SERIOUSLY dont wanna do the grind again
[07:56] TheMajorOfBlood: For what?
[07:56] MemphizYo: swearing
[07:56] MemphizYo: i made a "racial slur" and supposedly "it offended a large amount of people" and i was banned
[07:56] TheMajorOfBlood: Allright then. I've completely lost all respect for you.
[07:57] *** "MemphizYo" signed off at Thu Nov 15 07:57:02 2007.
Session Close (MemphizYo): Thu Nov 15 07:57:05 2007

[Lord of Joshelplex]

Ellen: Stephen, help me with my Women's Rights essay
Stephen: ...You do know I have a schlong right?
Ellen: I just need help starting it
Stephen: But I know nothing of women or rights
Ellen: I just need help okay!
Stephen: But I dont believe in myhtical creatures.
Ellen: ...
Stephen: Everyone knows women are an urban legend.
Ellen: ...
Stephen: Ask Sheila, I think she's a femme.
Ellen: You make me feel bad.
Stephen: Damn shizzle.

I am Stephen by the way.

[The Kneumatic Pnight]

Part XV

31.
[October 04, 12:01:50 AM] KittyKat10371: PENIS PENIS PENIS
[October 04, 12:02:01 AM] Kneumatic Pnight: IN THE BUTT!
[October 04, 12:02:05 AM] MjrnDelusional: yes please?
---
32.
[October 07, 08:56:51 PM] Kneumatic Pnight: BITCHES AND HOS!
[October 07, 08:56:54 PM] *** bellerussian has joined the chat.
---
33.
[October 09, 07:55:51 PM] KittyKat10371: I dance nude in adult clubs.
---
34.
[October 22, 06:46:04 PM] KittyKat10371: and she is a porn star
[October 22, 06:46:07 PM] KittyKat10371: but she is sooo cute!
---
35.
[October 25, 09:17:45 PM] loyal2nes: Georgia has SK!
[October 25, 09:17:54 PM] Kneumatic Pnight: WHO HASN'T?!
---
36.
[October 31, 10:12:17 PM] Kneumatic Pnight: Souls are for whores!
[October 31, 10:12:18 PM] KittyKat10371: I HAVE ONE!
---
37.
[November 03, 07:56:28 PM] KittyKat10371: I'M IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER
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38.
[November 03, 08:31:33 PM] KittyKat10371: We watched a penis get hard
---
39.
[November 13, 05:41:03 PM] KittyKat10371: I WISH IT WAS WET DOWN HERE!
---
40.
[November 13, 06:50:36 PM] KittyKat10371: Jesus is my ho

[The SSB Intern]

I am SSB. says:
Ack Scremo
Dude, Where my pants? says:
nope
Dude, Where my pants? says:
besides half naked chick
---------------------------------
Dude, Where my pants? says:
my aunt is so moody right now...
Dude, Where my pants? says:
being all pregnant
I am SSB. says:
Did she beat you yet?
Dude, Where my pants? says:
No, she only burnt me with lit cigarrettes
---------------------------------
I am SSB. says:
dear lord
Dude, Where my pants? says:
yep...
I am SSB. says:
There's no way we can stop this?
I am SSB. says:
Are we really doomed?
Dude, Where my pants? says:
Yes...
Dude, Where my pants? says:
We're all gonna die!
I am SSB. says:
To the bar!!!
Dude, Where my pants? says:
Yes, the Pub.
I am SSB. says:
The tavern.
Dude, Where my pants? says:
The Lair
I am SSB. says:
The watering hole.
Dude, Where my pants? says:
The artist formally known as Puff Daddy.
I am SSB. says:
Me shoot you now
Dude, Where my pants? says:
...
Dude, Where my pants? says:
...
I am SSB. says:
For Sparta?
---------------------------------
I am SSB. says:
Professor Oak is your father!!
Dude, Where my pants? says:
... For realz!!?!?!?!?
I am SSB. says:
Ash. Oak. THESE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING TREES.
Dude, Where my pants? says:
... For realz!??!?!?!!?
---------------------------------
Dude, Where my pants? says:
Wikipedia!
I am SSB. says:
I am now...
---------------------------------
I am SSB. says:
Bitch
I am SSB. says:
*smack*
Dude, Where my pants? says:
yea boi!
I am SSB. says:
*licks finger*

[PyrosNine]

Some random person decided to IM me, (though it may have been one of you), and walked into a world of pure madness they were wholly unsuspecting. I may have overdone it. This is a warning, an example, for all those who dare IM me and expect a pleasant, civilized conversation.
I also think it's funny.

[22:25] Rariko: excuse me, mister, can you help me with something?
[22:25] *** Auto-response sent to Rariko: SPOOMEOW! PYRAS NAT HEYERe!
[22:25] Rariko: ...
[22:25] Rariko: how are you..not here?
[22:25] Rariko: and wait, ARE you a mister?
[22:25] PyrosNine: Sometimes!
[22:25] Rariko: hi!
[22:25] PyrosNine: SPORKS!
[22:26] Rariko: can I have a conversation? pwwweeeeeeease?
[22:26] PyrosNine: Wrrryyy?
[22:26] PyrosNine: My insanity is lethal in even teh smallest doses?
[22:26] Rariko: caaaaause, I randomly message people dumb enough to put their aims on forums
[22:26] PyrosNine: I'd do that, but then I'd have to talk to people.
[22:26] PyrosNine: Or text to people.
[22:26] PyrosNine: Or send messages.
[22:26] PyrosNine: VOICE IN WORDS!
[22:26] Rariko: i do this alot
[22:27] Rariko: its funny.
[22:27] Rariko: especially people who go along
[22:27] PyrosNine: Clearly.
[22:27] Rariko: and not threaten to block
[22:27] PyrosNine: I just tend to annoy any arrogant fools who dare distrub my piece.
[22:27] PyrosNine: Or drive them insane with tasteless clothes.
[22:27] Rariko: hey, I disturn peaces!
[22:27] Rariko: disturb, even!
[22:27] Rariko: I disturn and disturb both!
[22:27] Rariko: both peaces with both actions!
[22:27] PyrosNine: That word is both interesting and likeable. I shall add it to my vocab.
[22:28] PyrosNine: Or set it on fire.
[22:28] PyrosNine: FEAR THE DISTURN!
[22:28] Rariko: thats amazing, mister pyro!
[22:28] PyrosNine: Heh. Mister Pyro is my father.
[22:28] Rariko: father? that reminds me...
[22:28] Rariko: Hello. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
[22:28] PyrosNine: But you're not inigo montoya.
[22:28] Rariko: am I not, Pyro?
[22:28] Rariko: AM I NOT?
[22:28] PyrosNine: No. You're Rariko.
[22:29] Rariko: Inigo Montoya is my alter ego.
[22:29] Rariko: Or rather, I am his alter ego
[22:29] PyrosNine: Which, from my poor knowledge of Japanese, means little flower archive.
[22:29] Rariko: wait, seriously?
[22:29] Rariko: I just bashed my keyboard
[22:29] Rariko: and picked out a few letters
[22:29] PyrosNine: It's a pun on the .rar keyboard!
[22:29] Rariko: into something pronouncable
[22:29] PyrosNine: ARCHIVE!
[22:29] Rariko: so
[22:30] PyrosNine: I'm an alter ego as well.
[22:30] Rariko: how'd you get YOUR name?
[22:30] PyrosNine: It's the name I was born with.
[22:30] PyrosNine: DUH!
[22:30] Rariko: really?
[22:30] PyrosNine: Right after PyrosEight and HielosTEN!
[22:30] PyrosNine: Hielos is a black sheep, yaknow.
[22:30] Rariko: whose..Pyros?
[22:30] Rariko: and Hielos?
[22:30] Rariko: is that..some kind of game?
[22:31] PyrosNine: it's an assistant breathing tool, a term for Wind, and quite possibly ice.
[22:31] PyrosNine: Depends on your latin.
[22:31] Rariko: that is AMAZING
[22:32] Rariko: noone ever gives that much thought to their name!
[22:32] PyrosNine: I know? Isn't it? It's like that light in your refridgerator!
[22:32] Rariko: ..
[22:32] Rariko: i crushed the lights in my fridgerator
[22:32] Rariko: and..then..
[22:32] PyrosNine: YOU FIEND!
[22:32] Rariko: i blended them.
[22:32] Rariko: and..it was too hard to drink
[22:32] Rariko: i fed it to my dog
[22:32] PyrosNine: I SHALL FIND YOU AND BEAT YOU WITH ORANGEs!
[22:32] Rariko: it died..
[22:32] PyrosNine: YAY!
[22:32] Rariko: luckily
[22:32] Rariko: it was an evil dog
[22:33] Rariko: and I slain a great evil force in the world
[22:33] Rariko: GO ME
[22:33] PyrosNine: FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
[22:33] PyrosNine: GO FOR IT, DOMO!
[22:33] Rariko: so
[22:33] Rariko: why red font?
[22:33] PyrosNine: Did you know, that you can unlock your car doors with a keyless lock over a cell phone?
[22:33] Rariko: wait, what?
[22:33] PyrosNine: Why the red font? It has always been red.
[22:33] Rariko: well
[22:33] Rariko: why has it always been red?
[22:34] PyrosNine: Because black don't exist, fool!
[22:34] Rariko: ...yes it does
[22:34] PyrosNine: I swear to you, it is an illusion!
[22:34] Rariko: ..see...
[22:34] PyrosNine: Only DARK BLUE!
[22:34] PyrosNine: True black is the absence of white!
[22:34] PyrosNine: So in reality, what you call BLACk, is merely DARK WHITE!
[22:34] Rariko: I assume this isn't white, either?
[22:34] PyrosNine: DARK BLUE!
[22:35] PyrosNine: Especially on a RGB display.
[22:35] PyrosNine: Which an only make colors from mixing 3 colors.
[22:35] PyrosNine: So it has to be BLUE!
[22:35] Rariko: in my defense, I say:
[22:35] Rariko: your face
[22:35] PyrosNine: My face is cute!
[22:35] Rariko: no, it isn't
[22:35] PyrosNine: IT EATS YOU RDEFENSE!
[22:35] Rariko: its all an illusion
[22:35] PyrosNine: LIKE A DEFENSE, EATING, THING!
[22:36] PyrosNine: YOUR DEFENSE IS WEAK, and NEEDS TO BE PAINTED!
[22:36] Rariko: your caps lock is on alot
[22:36] PyrosNine: Nope, I'm actually hitting the shift key.
[22:36] Rariko: AH
[22:36] Rariko: THAT IS...
[22:36] Rariko: FASCINATING.
[22:36] PyrosNine: THE CAPS KEY IS FOR WEAKLINGS!
[22:36] Rariko: I get it, now
[22:36] Rariko: I get it!
[22:36] Rariko: PyrosNine is like IceNine!
[22:37] PyrosNine: Nope.
[22:37] Rariko: except..
[22:37] Rariko: ...
[22:37] Rariko: SCREW YOU
[22:37] PyrosNine: I don't freeze up worlds.
[22:37] *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on
[22:37] PyrosNine: Huh.
[22:37] *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on

[Fenris]

Pyros:

Session Start (npfenris:Rariko): Mon Nov 19 21:09:26 2007
[21:09] Rariko: whore
[22:00] NPFenris: Do I know you?
[22:00] *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on
Session Close (Rariko): Mon Nov 19 22:23:31 2007


Session Start (npfenris:Rariko): Fri Nov 23 22:02:27 2007
[22:02] Rariko: whore
[22:02] *** "Rariko" signed off at Fri Nov 23 22:02:38 2007.
[22:02] NPFenris: You called me a whore while I was offline one day, but I'm afraid I don't know you.
[22:02] *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on
[22:02] NPFenris: You're a fucker.
[22:02] *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on
[22:02] NPFenris: FUCKER
[22:02] *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on
Session Close (Rariko): Fri Nov 23 22:03:01 2007

Dude's blocked and deleted from my list now.

[PyrosNine]

A great man once said, we are as we do, and we are what we say.

So Nariko must be a whore fucking douchebag. Or some mix of those words. Oh well.

[Zilla]

Haven't you ever wanted to do this?

[20:35] Zilla[5]QfV - e-buddy, MSN hates my computer atm.: can I talk to me?
[20:35] Zilla[5]QfV - e-buddy, MSN hates my computer atm.: can I talk to me?
[20:35] Zilla[5]QfV - e-buddy, MSN hates my computer atm.: sweet!
[20:35] Zilla[5]QfV - e-buddy, MSN hates my computer atm.: sweet!
[20:35] Zilla[5]QfV - e-buddy, MSN hates my computer atm.: ping?
[20:35] Zilla[5]QfV - e-buddy, MSN hates my computer atm.: ping?
[20:36] Zilla[5]QfV - e-buddy, MSN hates my computer atm.: you're supposed to say pong!
[20:36] Zilla[5]QfV - e-buddy, MSN hates my computer atm.: you're supposed to say pong!
[20:36] Zilla[5]QfV - e-buddy, MSN hates my computer atm.: no
[20:36] Zilla[5]QfV - e-buddy, MSN hates my computer atm.: no
[20:36] Zilla[5]QfV - e-buddy, MSN hates my computer atm.: why do we always get into arguements?
[20:36] Zilla[5]QfV - e-buddy, MSN hates my computer atm.: why do we always get into arguements?
[20:36] Zilla[5]QfV - e-buddy, MSN hates my computer atm.: I don't know
[20:36] Zilla[5]QfV - e-buddy, MSN hates my computer atm.: I don't know
[20:36] Zilla[5]QfV - e-buddy, MSN hates my computer atm.: I love you
[20:36] Zilla[5]QfV - e-buddy, MSN hates my computer atm.: I love you
[20:36] Zilla[5]QfV - e-buddy, MSN hates my computer atm.: yay!
[20:36] Zilla[5]QfV - e-buddy, MSN hates my computer atm.: yay!
[20:36] Zilla[5]QfV - e-buddy, MSN hates my computer atm.: we are happy!
[20:36] Zilla[5]QfV - e-buddy, MSN hates my computer atm.: we are happy!
[20:36] Zilla[5]QfV - e-buddy, MSN hates my computer atm.: are you happy?
[20:36] Zilla[5]QfV - e-buddy, MSN hates my computer atm.: are you happy?
[20:36] Zilla[5]QfV - e-buddy, MSN hates my computer atm.: yes
[20:36] Zilla[5]QfV - e-buddy, MSN hates my computer atm.: yes
[20:36] Zilla[5]QfV - e-buddy, MSN hates my computer atm.: is it contingent on you being happy?
[20:36] Zilla[5]QfV - e-buddy, MSN hates my computer atm.: is it contingent on you being happy?
[20:36] Zilla[5]QfV - e-buddy, MSN hates my computer atm.: *shrug*
[20:36] Zilla[5]QfV - e-buddy, MSN hates my computer atm.: *shrug*

[Loyal]

AXOren123 (10:55:11 PM): http://edition.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/11/21/salmon.jellyfish.ap/index.html
AXOren123 (10:55:14 PM): they are organizing!
loyal2nes (10:55:47 PM): Wow.
Auto response from AXOren123 (10:55:48 PM): I'm currently idle and/or dead.

loyal2nes (10:56:00 PM): As it's not the former, it must be the latter.
loyal2nes (10:56:03 PM): You will be missed.
AXOren123 (10:56:15 PM): Shhh...
AXOren123 (10:56:22 PM): Its not the red wire.
AXOren123 (10:56:27 PM): Its not the blue wire.
AXOren123 (10:56:33 PM): Its not the green wire.
AXOren123 (10:56:40 PM): There is a white wire.
AXOren123 (10:56:43 PM): what wire is it?
loyal2nes (10:57:13 PM): The white wire is a white wire.
loyal2nes (10:57:20 PM): Well, not exactly.
AXOren123 (10:57:27 PM): The bomb is off
AXOren123 (10:57:31 PM):
I wouldn't cut any.
loyal2nes (10:57:40 PM): A wire made out of whichever material they make wires out of, covered with white.
AXOren123 (10:57:50 PM): The bomb is off
AXOren123 (10:57:54 PM): The bomb is off
AXOren123 (10:58:17 PM): They one time your theory of "whatever's left" won't work
loyal2nes (10:58:39 PM): If the bomb is off then I fail to see the problem
AXOren123 (10:58:57 PM): I asked what wire would you cut
loyal2nes (10:59:13 PM): And I said the white wire is a white wire.
AXOren123 (10:59:23 PM): will you cut it
loyal2nes (10:59:37 PM): Well if the bomb is off, and I'm no electrician, why would I?
AXOren123 (10:59:47 PM): ...
AXOren123 (10:59:50 PM): I told you too
AXOren123 (10:59:52 PM): ...
AXOren123 (11:00:00 PM): ORGANIZING!
loyal2nes (11:00:08 PM): GODDAMN THOSE JELLYFISH!

[mauve]

I enjoy messing with peoples' paranoia.


RickZarber: Heheh
Ugh. Well, as much as I wanna keep talking, my body is starting to shut down on me. I gots to get me some shut-eye.

me: Alrighty. See you later. By the way.. the cake is not a lie.

RickZarber: I KNEW IT!
Unless.... you're lying to me? You wouldn't lie to me, would you Mauve? /insert paranoid delusions here

me: Of course not, Rick. Of course not.
DUN DUN DUNNN!

RickZarber: O.O
Well, that was certainly conductive to curing my insomnia... XP

me: Pleasant dreams.

RickZarber: .
..
...
O.O

[ RickZarber is offline. ]

[Mr.Bookworm]

Bookworm: No, seriously.
Bookworm: Are you a Truenamer?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Binder?
The Kneumatic Pnight: You should be.
The Kneumatic Pnight: Totally.
Bookworm: No.
Bookworm: I like the concept of truenaming, but the mechanics suck.
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
The Kneumatic Pnight: They do.
The Kneumatic Pnight: I noticed someone try to fix them somewhere.
Bookworm: Shadowmage?
Bookworm: Duskblade?
Bookworm: Knight?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Fighter?
Bookworm: Warmage?
Bookworm: Warblade?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Swordsage?
Bookworm: Crusader?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
The Kneumatic Pnight: No!
Bookworm: Wizard?
Bookworm: Sorcerer?
Bookworm: Druid?
Bookworm: Ranger?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Paladin?
The Kneumatic Pnight: Ye- no.
The Kneumatic Pnight: Eww, no.
Bookworm: Commoner?
Bookworm: Expert/
Bookworm: Warrior?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Mnok?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Rogue?
The Kneumatic Pnight: And also, that's just mean.
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Barbarian?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Sorcerer?
Bookworm: Bard?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
The Kneumatic Pnight: You said that already.
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Beguiler?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Hexblade?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Dragon Shaman?
Bookworm: Dragonfire Adept?
Bookworm: Warlock?
Bookworm: Marshal?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Ninja?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Samurai?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Scout?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Spellthief?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Swashbuckler?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Archivist?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Dread Necromancer?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Favored Soul?
Bookworm: Factotum?
Bookworm: Artificer?
The Kneumatic Pnight: I never realized there were so many base classes until I was asked them one by one.
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Shugenja?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Wu Jen?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Psion?
Bookworm: Psionic Warrior?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Soulblade?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Wilder?
Bookworm: Lurk?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Erudite?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Divine Mind?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Ardent?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Totemist?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Soulborn?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Sohei?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Cleric?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Spirit Shaman?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Incarnate?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Asshole?
The Kneumatic Pnight: No.
Bookworm: Mystic?
Bookworm: Noble?
The Kneumatic Pnight: But I should warn you, I did lie at least once.
Bookworm: ...
The Kneumatic Pnight: Goodnight.
Bookworm: WHAT ARE YOU!?
Bookworm: Goodnight.
The Kneumatic Pnight: I'm the Todd!

---

You could pretty much cut out a lot of that list and get every single current base class in D&D.KP'S A JERK!

[delusional_chik]

I'm mjrndelusional [obviously]

[22:45] XTwilightVampire: .......soooooooooooooooooooo
[22:47] MjrnDelusional: mrr?
[22:47] XTwilightVampire: mrrrrrrrr
[22:47] MjrnDelusional: mr mr mrrrr
[22:48] XTwilightVampire: mooooooooooo
[22:48] MjrnDelusional: we're like vibrating cellphones!!

[Thadius]

I am Rathier0, and Rick is RickZarber, obviously.

RickZarber: Well man, I gotta scram
RickZarber: Sleep to be sleeping, ya know?
Rathier0: What? Mr. Insomniac going to bed afore midnight?
RickZarber: It's 1:30 here
Rathier0: What parallel world am I living in?
RickZarber: A world of the past, my friend!
Rathier0: Humph.
Rathier0: Wait, if I live in the past, that means you live in the future...
Rathier0: Can you fast-forward to chrismas day and tell me how I do with my girlfriend?
RickZarber: Dangit man, I'm only an hour in the future
RickZarber: That just means I'll know an hour before you.
Rathier0: Two, actually.
RickZarber: two then
Rathier0: Well, go to sleep, you future-dweller, you.
RickZarber: Will do
RickZarber: Ta
Rathier0: In the meantime, I'll stab past you and see if that affects you.
RickZarber: ....................
RickZarber: O.O
RickZaber has logged out.

[Doc ock rokc]

this thread is to immortalize the funny, thought provoking or just plain crazy yapplet discussions
warning the first one has some religous talk if you get offended remeber we will burn for it.

we were talking about religoust stuff when this came up and we thought it was funny

Khael!: who knows? I could be an NPC in the greates MMO EVER
Khael!: and not WoW
doc ock rokc: dang u beat me to that line
Khael!: hehe
Khael!: my ninja powers
doc ock rokc: but who would the players be?
Khael!: Ghandi?
Khael!: Big legendary people?
doc ock rokc: to riligous
Khael!: Adam and Eve were the beta testers?
doc ock rokc: maybe we are a nearly shut down mmo
Khael!: I am soo getting burned for this...
Khael!: Earth: the Big Empty Forum
doc ock rokc: god has a since of humer
Khael!: We're that privare server that didn't get enough popularity!!
Khael!: *private
Khael!: Jesus was a mod.
doc ock rokc: LOL
Khael!: he left b/c all his guild were full of noobs
Khael!: 12-man raiding group
Khael!: XD
doc ock rokc: no he got baned
Khael!: Aw, damn.
Khael!: No, he respawned three days later
Khael!: I thought he left...
Khael!: hmm.
doc ock rokc: he hacked back in
Khael!: NICE!
doc ock rokc: then saw the mod and quit
* Khael! rolls around laughing. Heehee!
doc ock rokc: the spartans where the fighters
Khael!: Greek philosophers =mages
doc ock rokc: it all makes since now
Khael!: The Aboriginals had the whole shaman scene covered
Khael!: Wow man, this is freaky
doc ock rokc: and funny
Khael!: agreed!
Khael!: What were the Russians?
doc ock rokc: ice war lords?
Khael!: hmm.
Khael!: YES
Khael!: All those monks in Asia and everywhere
doc ock rokc: are monks
Khael!: XP yes.
doc ock rokc: and the game went FPS when guns where created
Khael!: oh god, and RTS with the expansions of armies and long-range missiles
Khael!: and TANKS!
doc ock rokc: and the nuke was a mod
Khael!: Yeah, they got rid of magic back in like second edition, titled "Renaissance"
doc ock rokc: and replaced it with chemistry
Khael!: Yeah: New profession! Science!
doc ock rokc: oh god we need to put this in the forum its to funny to leave out
Khael!: where?
doc ock rokc: ...point
and thus the thread was made and my head was put on the line to see if it would be ok here
please use [code]

[Nikose Tyris]

Alex is Me. Not so Karesh is Grthwllms. Someone should change his name to Karesh just to mess with him.

Not so Karesh says:
FORM VOLTRON
Alex says:
FORM ARMS AND BODY
Not so Karesh says:
AND I'LL FORM THE HEAD.
Not so Karesh says:
BOTH KINDS.
Alex says:
WHAT THE FUCK WE HAVE NO LEGS
Alex says:
JESUS CHRIST WE ARE A TERRIBLE ROBOT
Not so Karesh says:
EJECT!

[Demetrius]

This was weird...

gary (9:16 AM): you there?
gary (9:16 AM): there being where this is
gary (9:16 AM): helloo
Mark (9:16 AM): hi
Mark (9:16 AM): the popping noises!
Mark (9:16 AM): gah!
gary (9:17 AM): hey I thought I was working the 31st but everyone is saying I work today
gary (9:17 AM): whats that schedule say
Mark (9:17 AM): yeah 11-4
gary (9:17 AM): today?
gary (9:17 AM): or tomorrow
gary (9:18 AM): dont you hate that backspace crap
Mark (9:18 AM): today
Mark (9:18 AM): If you are referring to female butts as backspace, then only sometimes
gary (9:18 AM): okay then couldve swarn it was the 31st but owell
gary (9:18 AM): oh well
Mark (9:18 AM): the really big ones on skinny chicks are weird
gary (9:18 AM): see ya in a bit
Mark (9:19 AM): yup
gary (9:19 AM): ???
Mark (9:19 AM): What do you question?
gary (9:19 AM): the really. . . .
Mark (9:19 AM): hahaha
Mark (9:20 AM): round is ok
gary (9:20 AM): what ever
Mark (9:20 AM): the bubble butts are too much...

[Loyal]

Reposting now that it's all cleared up:

loyal2nes (9:19:46 PM): She's so fun to poke at.
NPFenris (9:19:46 PM): But
loyal2nes (9:19:56 PM): So sensitive.
NPFenris (9:20:03 PM): I don't give a shit about how you have a lesbian snake lamia bullshit vore furry whatever fetish.
loyal2nes (9:20:07 PM): ....NOT LIKE THAT.
TheWizWhoDidIt (9:20:11 PM): Hearing this come from Loyal is hilarious.
loyal2nes (9:20:15 PM): FUCK.

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

[21:35] Kneumatic Pnight: STOP EATING ME!
[21:35] Sithdarth Sidous: Its confusing
[21:35] Arhra: STOP BEING SO TASTY!

[Dragonsbane]

Major Blood, after looking over the last few pages, specifically some conversations on page 82...where the hell do you MEET these people, that they can add you and randomly message you to talk about Runescape and their purchased Warlocks?

[Lord of Joshelplex]

Doppler12: neverhad it
Doppler12: but french fries covered in cheese curds and gravy sounds disgusting
Joshelplex: they aint french fries
Joshelplex: the freedom fires
Joshelplex: they*
Doppler12: fried potatoe wedges
Doppler12: now everybodys fuckin' happy
Joshelplex: yea
Doppler12: potato*
Joshelplex: yo mamma a potato
Joshelplex: and I put mah ketchup over that potato
Doppler12: she's not irish
Joshelplex: iffin ya get what I mean

[Flarecobra]

No, pretty sure they're french fries.

[42PETUNIAS]

Either way, it's poutine, so I don't see how the entire conversation doesn't consist of them singing its praises.

[Lord of Joshelplex]

Either way, it's poutine, so I don't see how the entire conversation doesn't consist of them singing its praises.

Cause its French.

[Nikose Tyris]

Cause its French.
Poutine is CANADIAN, and you'll respect it.

[Fenris]

Canada has a language now?

[Brock Samson]

What're you talking aboot you hoser, eh?

[The Kneumatic Pnight]

Part XVI

41.
[November 16, 11:38:28 PM] bellerussian: *takes KP off to bed*
---
42.
[November 17, 08:33:05 PM] Kneumatic Pnight: *smacks Patrat around*
[November 17, 08:33:06 PM] patrat02807: ;D
---
43.
Rhiya - LAWL says: we auzzies have that kind of... weird fantasy
Rhiya - LAWL says: but i gotta go do tentacles now
---
44.
Doppler12: but i wanted the boss to be bigger and harder
---
45.
The Kneumatic Pnight: Geez you're dumb.
Doppler12: oks
Doppler12: =D
---
46.
[December 01, 10:01:27 PM] loyal2nes: Christmas is coming along... what does everyone want for Christmas?
[December 01, 10:01:27 PM] darthlordragnos: vagina
---
47.
[December 18, 11:02:48 PM] KittyKat10371: Half the class is sleeping with me anyway
---
48.
Crazy: Who sucks.
Crazy: Like crazy.
---
49.
[December 31, 04:56:49 PM] TheWizWhoDidIt: Assholes.
[December 31, 04:56:51 PM] TheWizWhoDidIt: *sniff*
---
50.
[January 18, 06:19:30 PM] pocheros: my cock is off by about 7 minutes

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Khael!: but I'm tired again. this flu thing wrecked my constitution score
Big Mac: makes you super tired, go tobed and rest
Khael!: ):
Big Mac: i don't need my art wench "Khael"ing over on me =P
Khael!: at least now I'm not mentally charged, the socialiing helped a lot

[Wyndon]

Finli: You were viewing that thread earlier.
Me: How do you know?
Finli: I clicked your profile and it said that was what thread you were viewing.
Me: FINLI, YOUZ BE A STALKAR!:
Finli: I WAS CLICKING YOUR PROFILE TO SEE IF YOU WERE ACTIVE
Finli: Then I checked your AIM
Finli: Because I wanted to ask about your pants

And no, that's not out of context. He imm'd me to ask me what size my pants were. For what reason? Because he was curious.

<3 Finli.

[Cloud Strife]

Jarod - Only Kinda Here (homework) says:
So Jesus is walking along with his disciples...
Jarod - Only Kinda Here (homework) says:
And stops and turns to them.
Jarod - Only Kinda Here (homework) says:
He says, "Heaven... is like... it's like..."
Jarod - Only Kinda Here (homework) says:
"... 3x^2 + 8x +9."
Jarod - Only Kinda Here (homework) says:
His disciples gain a confused look on their faces. "U-um... excuse me, master, w-what was that?"
Jarod - Only Kinda Here (homework) says:
Jesus replies, "Heaven is like 3x^2 + 8x + 9."
Jarod - Only Kinda Here (homework) says:
His disciples then gather together and discuss this. "Wh-what does that mean? I just don't understand it..."
Jarod - Only Kinda Here (homework) says:
Another chimes in.
Jarod - Only Kinda Here (homework) says:
"Well, hold on, hold on. Maybe he'll explain it."
Jarod - Only Kinda Here (homework) says:
"Could be another one of his parabolas."
Mathmagician Samuel says:
*sighs*
Jarod - Only Kinda Here (homework) says:
xD
Mathmagician Samuel says:
you just wait till I learn how to smack people through the internet...

[42PETUNIAS]

Wrong thread much?

[Lord of Joshelplex]

Wrong thread much?

Oops.

[Doppler12]

Doppler12: so
Doppler12: shes passed out drunk
Doppler12: phooey
42: Hah!
Khael!: she who????
42: Well
42: shes passed out
42: she wont notice
Khael!: uh oh, I sense Bad Things
42: if you slip a little in
Khael!: ...I fell again.
Doppler12: no, you terrible terrible human being
42: and with you
42: itys always a little
Doppler12: I will kill you
Khael!: brb again,
Doppler12: first off she's across the hall on thier futon
Doppler12: and secondly
Doppler12: I don't rape people
42: so
42: say, hey, ill take her somewhere safe
42: heym date rape is cool

[Nikose Tyris]

DELIGHTFULLY out of context.


Brian - The Cat's Pajamas says (8:14 PM):
Get on me!
Alex says (8:14 PM):
...
Alex says (8:14 PM):
Oooh baby, i like those words
Alex says (8:14 PM):
*pounces*

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

(Private) Khael!: but I'm not a stepchild.
(Private) Big Mac: I adopted you
(Private) Big Mac: didn;t I
(Private) Khael!: but, but! Stepchilds mean my parents got divorced and then remarried and the NEW spous is the stepparent...
(Private) Khael!: OH SHIT MY MOM'S OUT OF TOWN
(Private) Big Mac: ...
(Private) Khael!: YOU DIDN'T MAC!
(Private) Khael!: XD
(Private) Big Mac: Khael, I have a confession for you

[mauve]

Excerpts from Conversations:

(On playing my first Legend of Zelda game as a child)
Mauve: Heee. It was pretty frustrating! I spent several long minutes just making Link (or in my game, (MY NAME) because I didn't know the name I put on the file would be my character's name) charge-dash into a tree over and over again because I was so mad at him.

RickZarber: Hahahahahaha! I can so totally picture that.

Mauve: ...Of course then I learned that some of the trees had bees in them.

[...]

RickZarber: That'd make a nice description of life itself.
Maybe an epitaph.
"Life: It was infuriating and full of bees at inconvenient times."

--------------------

(In which we talk about Demon with a Glass Hand behind his back)
Rick: Did you see the picture Demon posted in camwhores?

me: Yep! ^_^
Time traveling cat adventures GO!

Rick: Heheh. It's so cute, but then it's so melancholy at the same time.

me: Cutencholy?
Melanute?

Rick: I like the first one best

me: Cutencholy. I invented a new word and it rocks.

Rick: Melancutely also comes to mind

me: Melencutely. Nice. It rolls off the tongue.

Rick: Also, I wonder how old that picture is. Demon looks very different from all the other pictures I've ever seen on him.

me: Yeah, I noticed that. Apparently it was taken on January 1, 2008. So this is the New Demon.
I mean, 31, not 1.

Rick: Hm.

me: Perhaps the Demon we know has been replaced by this New Demon?

Rick: Either that or he grew his hair out.
XP

me: I prefer New Robot Clone Demon.

Rick: A robot and a clone, eh?

me: Sure, why not.
Anything is possible with a magical time traveling cat.

Rick: Truly one of life's great axioms.
-----------------------
(On filmmaking)
Rick: Hoyt.
I actually had a dream the other night where I did like a road trip across the US to meet NPFers and filmed it.

me: I'd go see that film!

Rick: I dunno. RZ takes a road trip sounds far less exciting than NPF THE LIVE ACTION MOVIE NOW WITH MORE EXPLOSIONS.
Excuse me. *SLOW MOTION EXPLOSIONS

me: .... Agreed. We could negotiate and make it RZ Takes a Road Trip and Ends Up Meeting NPFers And There Are Lots of Explosions and SLOW MOTION EXPLOSIONS Too... In 3-D."

Rick: I'm not sure the world is ready for that.

me: Hmm.... you may be right.
Maybe we'd better start small and work our way up to that.
Stick with 2-d.

[secretskull]

My first Wing-Wong... It's an almost religous experiance.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
* delusional_chik vomits*

S-Skull: Eugh! All over my good shoes!

delusional_chik: I just got the most disgusting e-mail.

delusional_chik: It said, "I'm about to write a Sailor
Moon/Inuyasha fanfic."

delusional_chik: KILL ME!

* S-Skull dies

delusional_chik: Please!

S-Skull: But if I kill you, I'll have to be alive!

S-Skull: I'm not sure if I can bear it!

* S-Skull kills DC

delusional_chik: YAYE!

S-Skull: The End!

S-Skull: If this was Shakspear I'd be dead in a few seconds.

delusional_chik: That should SO go on wing wong. XD

[BlackMageGirl!]

Tataku (I might not be...) says:
I also haven't played Odin sphere yet!
Tataku (I might not be...) says:
I've been too busy yesterday doing laundry
Tataku (I might not be...) says:
I still have to do a load today too. X-x
Melfice -- "And the local police found out The Who Let the Dogs Out." says:
I'll help!
*puts the red with the whites and washes it very VERY hot.*
Tataku (I might not be...) says:
....Oh dear god.
Melfice -- "And the local police found out The Who Let the Dogs Out." says:
=D?
Tataku (I might not be...) says:
Might as well wash all my jeans with bleach too
Melfice -- "And the local police found out The Who Let the Dogs Out." says:
I was getting to that.
Tataku (I might not be...) says:
Let's put a boat cover with my delicate silks too!
Tataku (I might not be...) says:
And throw in dirt
Melfice -- "And the local police found out The Who Let the Dogs Out." says:
*stops moving* ... that's a WONDERFUL idea!
Tataku (I might not be...) says:
XDDDD
Tataku (I might not be...) says:
You will be the end of me, boy.

[delusional_chik]

[15:25] MjrnDelusional: when i steal you, we'll go to the dollar tree and get a metal fork to use!
[15:25] XTwilightVampire: haha
[15:25] XTwilightVampire: ok
[15:25] XTwilightVampire: even though we already have one here XD
[15:26] XTwilightVampire: well be like um...can we buy just one fork? no? please just one? no im not crazy! I JUST NEED ONE GODDAMNED FORK!
[15:26] MjrnDelusional: you can buy them individually. XD
[15:26] XTwilightVampire: =O really? wtf....thats weird...what the hell do you need only one fork for XD
[15:26] XTwilightVampire: im sure were the only ones doing this
[15:26] MjrnDelusional: Well, we need one fork XD
[15:27] XTwilightVampire: yea but i mean cmon.... how lonely would your drawer look with one knife one spoon and one fork?
[15:27] MjrnDelusional: D:
[15:27] MjrnDelusional: That would be sad.

[Major Blood]

A little slice of what conversations between me and Nikose are like(Colin = me, Alex = Nikose)

Colin says:
So, i had a particularly... disturbing thought during work today.
-=Alex=- Always remember, I will never send you into danger... says:
oh? tell me about it.
Colin says:
So i was thinking about the Devil May Cry series...
Colin says:
And i thought "If Dante and Virgil were in an incestous gay relationship, who would be the dominant one?"
-=Alex=- Always remember, I will never send you into danger... says:
Dante is too fun loving, Virgil is harsh and domineering. The obvious answer is Virgil.
Colin says:
But they're both mean and tough as nails.
-=Alex=- Always remember, I will never send you into danger... says:
Still, Dante doesn't have a dom attitude.
Colin says:
But can you see him letting someone else domineer over him?
-=Alex=- Always remember, I will never send you into danger... says:
yup
Colin says:
Do explain.
-=Alex=- Always remember, I will never send you into danger... says:
Dante is a submissive personality- "Let someone else be king of demons" "I don't want you to hurt these people" I mean he took a bullet in the FACE and only quietly complained.
-=Alex=- Always remember, I will never send you into danger... says:
Virgil bitchslapped the crap out of mr. book-b-bad because he annoyed him.
-=Alex=- Always remember, I will never send you into danger... says:
Virgil is more strict and therefore the dominant.
Colin says:
Regardless, there's one thing we can gather from this conversation.
Colin says:
That a gay-incestous relationship between Dante and Virgil would be totally hot.
-=Alex=- Always remember, I will never send you into danger... says:
Yes

[42PETUNIAS]

MjrnDelusional (10:10:49 PM): Goddamnit. I just discovered i'm sitting in cat piss.

[Thadius]

I ambushed our resident bundle of awesome, and THIS happened. I am Thadius and Mauve is Mauve, naturally.

Thadius: It's YOU!
Mauve: Ha-HA!!! So it is!
And there's nothing you can do about it.
Thadius: Oh really?
Mauve: YA RLY!
Thadius: (Throws an owl at you)
Mauve: (Hits owl with tennis racket)
Thadius: (Ducks as the owl flies back at him)
Mauve: (Owl hits wall; PETA surrounds Mauve) Crap.
Thadius: Ha-HA! There WAS something I could do about it!
Mauve: Except they understand because I'm an endangered species.
So they give me a cupcake and go away.
Thadius: Hmmph.
Mauve: It's a gooooood cupcake, too.
Thadius: Pah! I have cake that is not a lie!
Mauve: I have cake that IS a lie! It's LibelCake! And it's unrealistically delicious!
Thadius: Wait, if it's a lie, then how do you know what it tastes like?
Mauve: Every time you take a bite, it publishes something untrue and nasty about all other cakes. I know it is delicious because that's why it hasn't been sued yet.
Thadius: Hmm...(Goes off to invent SlanderCake)
Mauve: Hehehee.
Thadius: It's the cake that bites back, SlanderCake!
Mauve: It's good for people on a diet. Every time you take a bite it announces to all your friends that you weigh 600 lbs and do nothing but eat and watch soap operas all day.
Thadius: And now, the ultimate creation...(Comes out with PropagandaCake)
Mauve: Every time you take a bite, a poster pops out that says EVERY BITE OF CAKE IS A STEP AGAINST TERRORISM!!
Thadius: Dear god. (Pulls a poster off his tongue)
Mauve: Hehehe!!!!
Thadius: (Force-feeds you PropagandaCake)
Mauve: Aaacchhh!!! The propaganda! THE PROPAGANDAAAAA!!
Thadius: See the violence inherit in the cake!
Mauve: Hehehee!!! XD
Mauve: "To not eat cake is to support the apocalypse?" They're getting desperate now.
Thadius: (Holds out one with a sign in it that says SpamCake)...I ain't touchin' it.
Mauve: Yeeeewwwww... me neither. You can just see the noxious cloud of "CLIK HEER FOR (insert pharmaceutical product of choice here)" hovering over it...
Thadius: That, or the Monty Python vikings waiting just inside to pop out and sing.
Mauve: Heheheheheeeeeeee.... THAT cake would be far more awesome.
Thadius: But which one is it?
Mauve: I'm not gonna be the one to find out.
Mauve: (Pokes cake with stick)
Thadius: (A viking pops out) SPAAAAAM!
Mauve: Hooray!
Thadius: (Fifty tins of spam fall and hit you on the head)
Mauve: #@$&#*(&$#(@$!!!!!!
Heeeeeey.... I could go hurl these at people's heads!
Thadius: (Is suddenly nowhere to be seen)
Mauve: Heheheehe.
Mauve: (Hurls can at random passers-by)
That'll teach you to randomly pass me by!!!
Thadius: (Sends TWWDI(The Wizard Who Did It) out)
Mauve: Well see, now I need to design some sort of handheld cannon that fires cans of spam...
Thadius: (Hopes that TWWDI will be hit before him and makes a break for his evil lair)
Mauve: Mwahahhahahaa.
Mauve: (Aims for TWWDI, but as per usual, he stops posting for long periods of time and just sort of disappears.) Dammit.
Thadius: (Is running towards the evil lair and is almost there)
Mauve: (hurls can of spam)
Thadius: (Is hit) Ow!
Mauve: Hyarhyarhyar!!!!!
Thadius: (Sends zombie minions after you)
Mauve: .....crap.
Thadius: (Evil laugh time!) Muwahahahahah!
Mauve: GRAAAARRR!!! (goes on spam-hurling spree)
(hits zombies with spam)
Thadius: Foolish Mauve! Your spam is no match for the power of the zombie side! (Has a Darth Vader mask on)
Mauve: You underestimate the power of my wicked throw!
...
well...
um.
Thadius: Your faith in your spam is your weakness.
Mauve: Your faith in BURNING DOOM is yours! (Douses can in gasoline and sets it on fire, then hurls it)
wait that made no sense...
Oh well. BURNING DOOM.
Thadius: (Sees the zombies burning) Peh! I can always make more.
Thadius: Now you shall feel the full wrath of the zombie side! Zombies! ATTACK!
(The burning zombies lumber towards you)
Mauve: Ha! I laugh at you! HA!
(calls down lightning to strike all the zombies)
Thadius: ...Well that sucked.
Um...
YOINK! (Vanishes again)
Mauve: BWAAAAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHAAAA!!! (cue dramatic thunder and lightning)
Thadius: (Zombie Demon with a glass hand is behind you) Braaaaains...
Mauve: Ah, it's okay. Zombie Demon and I are cool.
We hang out sometimes.
Thadius: (Zombie POS is in front of you now)
Mauve: What the... He's a zombie too?!
Thadius: (Zombie Skyshot shambles up from the side)
Mauve: Dudes, seriously. Zombieism is sooooo six months ago.
Thadius: (Zombie TWWDI also shambles up) Braaaains...
Mauve: HIIIIIIIYAH!!!!! Boot to the head for Twiddy.
Thadius: (The other three zombies also moan) Want braaaains...want awesome braaaains...
Mauve: They're playin' my song! Sorry boys, that's my cue to exit. ka-TELEPORT!!
Thadius: (The zombies look around confusedly) Brains?
Mauve: Now to drop a comet on them...
Gotta go find a comet, I guess.
Thadius: (Opens a door in his lair and sees you standing there)...What are you doing in my experiment room?
Mauve: Looking for a comet. Mind your own business.
Thadius: I should warn you, there's a plate of brownies behind that glass that attacks anything human-shaped.
Mauve: It's a good thing I'm mage-shaped then.
Thadius: (There is a peculiar battlecry from underneath a cake tray)
Mauve: BOOT TO THE HEAD!
Thadius: (The brownies swarm over to you)
Mauve: You brought this upon yourself, you know. I'll just like, set everything on fire or something. Yeah. (Does so)
Thadius: (Stands outside his lair) That's the twentyth time this week! What do you have to say for yourself?
Mauve: You shouldn't build these things out of such flammable materials.
Thadius: That one was UNDERGROUND!
Mauve: I'm skilled like that.
Thadius: Would I have to make my lair out of clouds and rainbows for you to not be able to destroy it?
Mauve: I'm very skilled at destroying things.
Thadius: I noticed.
Also? (Hits you with a can of spam)
Mauve: Augh!!! >.<

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Karesh says:
Want some ice cream?
MajorBlood - Terror of Death says:
Allready had some.
MajorBlood - Terror of Death says:
Across the street there's a subway and a Dairy Queen.
MajorBlood - Terror of Death says:
I bought a box of Buster Bars.
Karesh says:
You sure?
Karesh says:
It's your favorite flavour!
MajorBlood - Terror of Death says:
...no for god sakes, i don't want any of your semen ice cream!
Karesh says:
SO SEMEN IS YOUR FAVORITE FLAVOUR
MajorBlood - Terror of Death says:
...go fuck yourself.
MajorBlood - Terror of Death says:
Seriously.
Karesh says:
=D
MajorBlood - Terror of Death says:
...you're going to wing wong this aren't you?
Karesh says:
I wasn't going to
Karesh says:
But now that you mention it

[Khael!]

(on yahoo IM)

(Big Mac): ...I'm not the most colourful lightbulb in the doorknob.

(Khael!): ...wait what?

[delusional_chik]

[22:54] MjrnDelusional: D:
[22:54] MjrnDelusional: I just poked myself in the eye with my thumb.
[22:54] Krylo Killian: bwahaha
[22:54] MjrnDelusional: Trying to brush my hair out of my face......
[22:54] MjrnDelusional: I am fail.
[22:56] Krylo Killian: indeed
[22:56] MjrnDelusional: How did I survive up until now?
[22:57] Krylo Killian: dumb luck
[22:57] MjrnDelusional: I think so.
[22:57] MjrnDelusional: Also, my emo pants make my ass squeak on leather chairs.
[22:57] MjrnDelusional: *squeak squeak*
[22:57] MjrnDelusional: Teehee!
[22:58] Krylo Killian: *snicker*
[22:58] MjrnDelusional: This should not be as fun as it is.
[22:59] MjrnDelusional: I could, and probably will, do this all night.
[23:01] MjrnDelusional: Ack, now my ass is roasting from all the friction!

[23:01] Krylo Killian: *snicker*

[Doppler12]

Khael!: wait, lust?
Khael!: Peach??
Buddah Mac: ZS Samus
* Khael! needs to stop thinking.
Khael!: yummy samus.
Buddah Mac: i can send it to you Khael
Khael!: ...I should not have said that out loud.
Buddah Mac: hey Samus is fucking hot
Khael!: do send.
Buddah Mac: i'd do her, with Zelda
Khael!: who wouldn't?
Buddah Mac: I would plunge my Master Sword into Zelda many times >_<
Doppler12: seee, now you people are just getting creepy

and some more
* Khael! takes off pants.
Khael!: good enough?
Buddah Mac: to reach enlightenment, one must remove ones pants
Khael!: I AM ENLIGHTENED!

[mauve]

me: Gah!! Some sort of.... Text abduction!

Rick: Heheheheh

me: I think it's a conspiracy.

Rick: :/
But... who would want to steal my words?
And for what purpose?

me: Umm..... China?
For the purpose of... Ch... china?

Rick: ...F*cking China!

me: heheee!
Yeah, I'm gonna go with that.

Rick: Uh-oh. I just ran out of internet.

me: Insert quarter to continue?

Rick: <3
Heheh, naw, I just mean that I've now checked all my websites and there's nothing left to read.

me: Oh. I like my idea better.

Rick: Where would I put it anyway? (The quarter, that is.)

me: Disk drive?
USB port?

Rick: I have vague recollections of doing that to an old 5" floppy drive at some point in the past. It took a while to fix.....

me: Floppies can't handle quarters. I think for floppy drives you have to use, like.. nickels or.. money orders.

Rick: I see.
Good to know.

[TDK]

Pete=Me Nikose=Nikose. My display message at the time was "No more tears...", the title of an Ozzy Osbourne song.

Nikose Isaias Tyris says (11:39 PM):
why were you crying, Pete.

Nikose Isaias Tyris says (11:39 PM):
God damn it you little asshole!

Nikose Isaias Tyris says (11:39 PM):
SOMEHOW YOU MADE ME CARE ABOUT YOU

Pete says (11:39 PM):
Hm?

Pete says (11:39 PM):
Dude, its an ozzy song.

Nikose Isaias Tyris says (11:39 PM):
Oh.

Nikose Isaias Tyris says (11:39 PM):
Well fuck.

Nikose Isaias Tyris says (11:39 PM
Fuck you then.

[Doppler12]

MjrnDelusional (11:58:47 PM): XD Actually, you're the most annoying
thing in the world the closer you get to 42. XD


that is all

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

DaTripleT03 (me)
[19:57]DaTripleT03: If Chrono Trigger was a girl, I'd totally sex it up.

few minutes later


[19:58] MasakaIsWaking: No, really, it's a great mental image
[19:58] MasakaIsWaking: XD
[19:58] DaTripleT03: ...
[19:58] DaTripleT03: i take it the third trimester makes girls crazy?
[19:58] MasakaIsWaking: oh, yeah
[19:58] DaTripleT03: thoguht so

[Lord of Joshelplex]

Joshelplex: I was swearing at PETA when I was in CA
Joshelplex: wonder if that made any news
Greed: Probably not.
Greed: I imagien that's a common occurence.
Joshelplex: i hoppe so
Joshelplex: PETA ruins science
Greed: Not down here, at least not so I'd notice. Then again a biology course is different than high svhool, only had two dissections there.
Greed: *university biology course
Joshelplex: dAMMIT, if I wanna breed a shark with an Armadillo, ETA sure as hell aing gonna stop me
Greed: No
Greed: But all laws of biology will.
Joshelplex: fuck that
Greed: No see that's the problem.
Greed: They can't fuck, nor will their gametes be compatible
Joshelplex: pfft
Greed: Or the internal physiolgy of the female be capable of bearing the abomination.
Joshelplex: ILL MAKE THEM COMPATIBLE! AND I WILL RASIE AN ARMY OF ARMORED LAND SAHRKS!
Joshelplex: OR SEE DILLOS!
Joshelplex: ONE OF THE TWO!
Greed: Where did that thought even come from?
Joshelplex: i dunno

[Khael!]

Really long Wingwong, but the whole thing's retarded.

Web Buddah: no violence only peace
Khael!: And Q, you stay out of Captain Janeway's personal quarters.
* Web Ninja slices Q
Q: Aw.
Q: Mwuhahaha.
Khael!: Q goes QQ now.
Big Mac: I popularized the Web Ninja motif, everyone else is a hack
* Khael! dies in a fit of bad punning.
Web Buddah: we are all a webninja in our hearts
Web Mecha: well i call this motif then
Web Ninja: Ninja's beat Mechs
* Web Mecha shoots you with a laser cannon*
* Web Ninja deflects laser
Q: All of you just need a hug.
Web Buddah: violence begets to violence
Khael!: brb
Web Buddah: put down your sword and cannon and embrace enlightenment
Khael!: back
Q: But violence is funny.
Q: And godlike powers can fix anything.
Q: Thus, we should allow violence, and put everything back when they're done fighting.
Big Mac: but can you give us enlightenment
Big Mac: the Web Buddah Can
Web Buddah: Big Mac, you shall recieve no enlightenment
Big Mac: ...
Big Mac: fuck you then
* Web Mecha uses Energy sword on web ninja*
Khael!: whoo, energy sword!
Q: I can give you enlightement, Big Mac.
* Khael! grabs a bag of popcorn and a lawnchair.
* Web Ninja runs up a wall and avoids blade
Big Mac: really
Web Buddah: travel with the 17th letter, and you shall fail
* Web Mecha nuclear self-destructs*
Web Ninja: no mech can beat a ninja
Web Ninja: ...damn
* Web Mecha rebuilds with nanites*
Q: Yes.'
* Khael! enjoys the show!
* Web Ninja comes back, clothes in tatterred
Web Ninja: On my fathers grave I shall defeat you
Q: It is slightly dented and rusted enlightenment, but enlightenment nonetheless.
Q: I am Inigo Montaya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Web Ninja: umm
Web Ninja: no
Khael!: lol!
* Web Mecha uses gravity gun*
Big Mac: so how much is your enlightnement Q
Khael!: here Dog!
Q: A thousand bucks, cash.
Web Buddah: my enlightnement is free
Q: But false.
* Dog runs toward the group at top speed, kerthuk kerthunk!*
Big Mac: hmm
Q: And you have to work for it.
* Dog fails to slow down in time, barrelling into everybody
Big Mac: and what do I get eith your enlightenment
Big Mac: whats the plan like
* Web Mecha kicks the Dog*
Web Ninja: ...
Q: For a tenth of the work for Buddah's enlightenment, you could just get 1000 dollars and get mine.
* Dog goes clang.
Web Ninja: you dare harm a small beast
Q: It is total enlightenment.
* Dog throws Web Mecha! Dog is great at throwing.
Khael!: ho boy...
Big Mac: hmm
Big Mac: instant nirvana
* Web Ninja grabs a sword and start swinging at Web Mecha
Khael!: think you can catch that?
* Web Mecha crushes web ninja with a gravity well*
Big Mac: will I have to listen to Kurt Cobain ever?
Q: All of the extras, a good Nirvana, the works.
Q: No.
Web Ninja: obviously someone failed to read the Ninja Paradox theory
Q: Actually, you can, but only if you choose to.
Web Buddah: ...
Web Buddah: remind me to sue the Cobain Estate for stealing my term
Web Ninja: Mr Mecha, since there are no other ninja's around, I am invincible
Q: I am a ninja.
Web Ninja: ...
* Web Mecha uses the infinite improbability machine to materialize 7 thousand ninjas*
Web Ninja: so 1000 bucks for enlightenment eh
Web Ninja: you take Yen?
Khael!: ...I really shouldn't mention being a pirate now, should I?
Web Ninja: ...
* Web Ninja goes into Kill Mode
Big Mac: ...
Big Mac: fo you do down payments Q
* Khael! drinks the hot cup of tea.
* Web Mecha nuclear self destructs again, killing everyone*
Khael!: Mmm, improbabilitea.
Q: Yep.
* Khael! mutates into radioactive super Khael!
Web Buddah: you will walk a lonely corrupt road Big Mac
* Web Mecha rebuilds*
Q: I take any form of wealth, as long as it equals a 1000 American dollars.
* Web Ninja breaks Khaels tea Glasses
Khael!: nooo!!
Khael!: not my travel mug!
Big Mac: how about 100 bucks a month for 10 months
Q: Web Buddah is the sole survivor of an outmoded form of belief system.
Q: That works.
* Web Mecha grabs an squishes web ninja*
Big Mac: Outmoded belief, or orignal gangsta
Q: The former.
Big Mac: meh outmoded belief
Web Buddah: i'm still cool
Web Buddah: I can be hip
* Web Mecha encases web buddah inside my cannon, fires cannon into the ground*
Q: He can be.
Web Mecha: YOU ARE NOT COOL
Khael!: Aww, Ground Buddha.
Q: But ultimately, my enlightenment is cheaper, faster, and better than his.
Khael!: Web Mecha, aren't you supposed to be asploded?
Q: Sign up in the next ten minutes, and I'll even give you a 10% discount.
Big Mac: sold
Web Buddah: pain is nothing more then an illusion created by the mind
Web Buddah: death is nothing more then a plane of existance
Web Mecha: i have rebuilding nanites that aren't destroyed by nuclear explosions
Web Ninja: and Enlightenment comes cheap these days
Q: Just sign on the dotted line.
Q: 9 montly installments of 100$, and enlightenment is yours.
* Big Mac signs Khaels Name then mine
Khael!: ...dammit!

[TDK]

ShadowEdogawa=Seran

TDK0333: D'y'ever notice how many communists have big bears? Marx, Tolstoy, Stalin, etc.
ShadowEdogawa: Beards? Not really.
TDK0333: Castro.
TDK0333: They totally do.
TDK0333: Er...Beards.
TDK0333: *giggles*
TDK0333: Bears.
TDK0333: Its a well known fact that Joseph Stalin had a pet grizzly.
ShadowEdogawa: All communists do.
TDK0333: Precisely.
TDK0333: Therefore!
TDK0333: All bears are communists.
TDK0333: Logic!

[42PETUNIAS]

42: And Blue is way too good at misconstruing what I say
42: So i'm going to continue talking to bookie instead
42: because he wouldnt actually block me
Bookworm: Y'know, this conversation is hilarious considering that I never blocked 42.
42: hed just pretend
42: ...
Bookworm: D=
Bookworm: You know me way to well.
42: Pwnt

Edit:

Bookworm: I just remembered this nightmare I had last night.
42: hmm?
Bookworm: Meister's avatar was chasing me through the school.
Bookworm: I think I was naked, too.
Bookworm: O_o
42: Doctor house, or the indian dude?
Bookworm: Doctor House.
Bookworm: With those eyes staring into me.
Bookworm: o_O

[mauve]

Mauve and Thadius discuss computers.

Thadius: Any time the user says or types 'Linux' the computer is to act ill.
...And now it's doing it again.

Mauve: XD
Wow.

Thadius: They're trying to get it to work for 'Firefox' but all they've managed is to give the computer a headache.

me: [wince]

Thadius: I can tell because of the randomly appearing icepack on top of the monitor.

me: XD
that's a pretty good sign.

Thadius: And of course, there was the fact a while back that if you typed the words 'Injunction against Microsoft' the whole thing wouldn't listen to you anymore.

me: Conspiracy!!

Thadius: The speakers just played a looping .wav file that featured 'Lalalalalala I'm not listening to you!'

me: Hehehe!

Thadius: Only on the NPF late nite do we diagnose computer's psychological problems.

me: Of course.

Thadius: 'I was abused by my motherboard...'

me: Oh god... Computer Doctor Phil...

Thadius: And then there's the whole 'Master/slave' complex they all have.

me: heheheh!

Thadius: We could have LOADS of fun with that.

me: NO.

Thadius: Plus the fact that they all have motherboards, but no fatherboards.
'Mommy, where's daddy?'

me: Ohhh yes. Daddy issues all around.

Thadius: Along with sexual orientation. C'mon, they're all female.

me: ...the You Got Mail voice isn't, though...

Thadius: But he's all talk, no action.
And I just scarred myself.

me: o.o

Thadius: Must...stop....laughing....
It hurts....to laugh...

me: XD

Thadius: This also leaves us the question of where baby computers come from with a race of females.

me: Apple.
Or microsoft.
They clone them.
In test tubes.

Thadius: Okay, fun as this has been, I believe three things right now that brings an end to it.

me: Show me the list!

Thadius: 1. This must be wing-wonged.
2. You must do it, for...
3. I must get up early tomorrow.

me: Kay.

Edit:

Thadius: That'll give me nightmares.
What if our lives really are some sort of giant fantasy television series?

me: They should fire whoever's in charge of background music. Mine sucks.

Thadius: Though if it were kinda like the first Heroes series, I could get behind that. I really could.

me: I'd fire most of the crew on my show. They're doing a terrible job. No music, no cool editing, no flashback sequences... It's pretty lame.
Sent at 10:26 PM on Tuesday

Thadius: 'Ordinary people find they have extraordinary abilities. Mauve, blessed with the power of Awesome...'

me: hehehe.

Thadius: 'And Thadius, with the ability to alter the future as he sees fit by rearranging what is going to happen in his favor.'

me: Do we get a nemesis?

Thadius: 'Together they must team up and stop the one known as Pyros from incinerating the NPF forums.'

me: ...'or maybe help him. They haven't quite figured that part out yet. The vote's still out.'

Thadius: 'They must overcome the daily trials of Spammers, Flamers, Trolls, and Godmoders in order to stay alive.'

me: DUN DUN DUNN!

Thadius: 'One thing's for sure though. You'll have to tune in next time to see anything exciting!'
'Tune in tomorrow! Same NPF time, same NPF channel!'

me: 'More filler episodes than you can shake a stick at!'

Thadius: 'We now return you to Raiden's discount Aquarium's'

me: "Well this model is--" BBZZZZRRRRRZZRRRRT!!! (all lights within a 50-mile radius go out)

-----

Thadius: We butcher the English language for no good reason!
Why?

me: Because we can!

Thadius: YES!
Good enough reason for almost anything.

[bluestarultor]

42: FURRIES
42: AHHHHHH
bluestarultor: XDDD
bluestarultor: Me, a furry? XD
Khael!: bleh.
42: DONT BRING THIS PERVERSION INTO MY YAPLET
Khael!: you'd think a costume would just get in the way of all that
* 42 ULTRABANS*
Khael!: we're not perverted.
Khael!: 42, you're asploding all over the place with unnecesary rage!
* Khael! shakes 42 around
Khael!: GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF MAN!!
42: THIS IS OMNI-NECESSARY
42: THERE ARE FUCKING FURRIES FURRING IT UP IN MY FURRING YAPLET
bluestarultor: Who said anything about furries?
bluestarultor: We were talking about animals!
bluestarultor: Like, wild vs. domestic.
42: JOSH
42: THERE ARE FURRIES HERE
42: SIC 'EM
Khael!: ...
Khael!: isn't sic'em a command you give to animals?

[Nikose Tyris]

Mirai Gen says:
Hm. Kat's asleep.
Mirai Gen says:
And I really want to go get some groceries or some food.
Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
Take pictures.
Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
wait what
Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
Groceries is a good idea, lets just pretend I didn't speak there
Mirai Gen says:
(Already did)
Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
...
Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
*high fives*

[Mirai Gen]

Needs no context:

Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
DAMMIT KITTEN
Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
MY PENIS IS NOT A CAT TOY

[bluestarultor]

Khael!: anyway, I'll see you hosers later!
bluestarultor: See ya!
Kerensky287: Hosers?
Kerensky287: -_-
bluestarultor: XD
Kerensky287: If I didn't know you were canadian I'd virtually stab you.
Kerensky287: Even though you've left already.
bluestarultor: XDDD
Kerensky287: But I'll still talk, you can hear me.
bluestarultor: In text?
Kerensky287: Best way to talk.
Kerensky287: Otherwise, how are you to say argdfshalejglh2?
bluestarultor: By being Norse. XD
Kerensky287: Whoa/
Kerensky287: That totally blew my mind/.

[Cloud Strife]

Kuroude7: Heya Synk. How's life?
NERV synkr0nized: not bad
Kuroude7: that's, well, not bad, at least.
NERV synkr0nized: How about yours?
Kuroude7: Pretty good, actually, other than this damnable cold that won't go away.
NERV synkr0nized: I am hoping to stave one off.
NERV synkr0nized: I will take the fight to the trenches.
Kuroude7: Airborne?
NERV synkr0nized: Yeah, I have some of that.
Kuroude7: I just got OJ.
Kuroude7: Quite the cold killer.
NERV synkr0nized: That's what they say.
Kuroude7: Indeed.

[Khael!]

delusional_chik: 'better the vagina you know than the penis you don't.'

[Doppler12]

Doppler12: Hello
ロキ™: G'Day
* Doppler12 punts Loki*
Greed: Morning
Doppler12: you need a title
Doppler12: hey greed
ロキ™, The Punted: IT'S TOO EARLY FOR THIIIIIIIIiiiiissssssss........
* ロキ™, The Punted disappears into the horizon. *
Doppler12: i thought it was just past midnight where you are
Greed: Loki's not an Aussie
Greed: He's a Vermouth.
* ロキ™, The Punted returns atop a cloud, which promptly disappears *
ロキ™, The Punted: 'Tis a bitter place.
Doppler12: Seriously you need to lower that hadicap
Doppler12: handicap**
ロキ™, The Punted: I know... if only I could figure out how...
* Doppler12 throws a paper fan at you*
ロキ™, The Fanned: AAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEeeeeee€!
Doppler12: Euro?
* ロキ™, The Fanned flys straight up *
ロキ™, The Fanned: I can see my house......!
* ロキ™, The Fanned disappears into the Horizon *
* Doppler12 grabs a bomb-omb and awaits lokis return*
Bomb-ombNPC: starts to tick *
Doppler12: *throws the bomb-omb off the edge*
* ロキ™, The Fanned returns atop a floating cloud, which promptly disappears. *
* Doppler12 grabs a star rod*
* ロキ™, The Fanned hits the block button! *
* Doppler12 waits for you shield to break itsself
Doppler12: your**
* ロキ™, The Fanned 's shield breaks *
Greed: And sleep now. Night
* Doppler12 chucks the star rod at you*
Doppler12: see ya greed
* ロキ™, The Fanned flies off the side of the stage *
ロキ™, The Fanned: Later Greeeeeeeeedddddd!!!...
Doppler12: so how many stock do you have left?
* ロキ™, The Fanned returns to the field atop a cloud, which promptly disappears. *
ロキ™, The Fanned: It... looks like a sideways eight.
Doppler12: oh
Doppler12: well I need to break you
ロキ™, The Fanned: 0.o
* Doppler12 busts you action replay*
Doppler12: out** no you
* Doppler12 inputs code, so lives equal level of hell*
Doppler12: I only have a life
Doppler12: So I'm in purgatory
Doppler12: you
Doppler12: i don't even want to know
ロキ™, Beyond Hell: Ha HA!
* Doppler12 inputs code, beyond hell equals no existance*
Doppler12: HA Ha
ロキ™ Beyond Existance: Ha ha HA!
Doppler12: I think I just created the beyonder
Doppler12: ...

Loki and I being silly in the Yaplets

[bluestarultor]

I have to, if only for educational purposes. XD


bluestarultor: How do you do all that fancy formatting stuff, anyway?
Bookworm: Hm?
Bookworm: Oh, go "\me" at the start, except with "/" instead of "\".
Bookworm: -/me slaps 42
* Bookworm slaps 42
Bookworm: Second one was without the -.
bluestarultor: /gets it *
bluestarultor: me/ gets it now *
* bluestarultor sucks XD *

[Loyal]

TheMajorOfBlood (9:55:12 PM): Who are you?
loyal2nes (11:55:43 PM): Two hours late... but what was that message about?
TheMajorOfBlood (11:56:17 PM): You showed up randomly on my IM list and i don't know who you are.
loyal2nes (11:56:56 PM): ...Are you not Major Blood, the canadian fellow who plays a female BElf Rogue on Uther?
TheMajorOfBlood (11:57:06 PM): I am.
loyal2nes (11:57:22 PM): Then you ought to know who I am.
TheMajorOfBlood (11:57:29 PM): Can't say i do.
loyal2nes (11:57:41 PM): ...alright, I'll play along.
loyal2nes (11:58:15 PM): I am Loyal, self-named thiefy bastard, lazy writer, U.S. college student, and someone with whom you frequently play Blizzard games.
TheMajorOfBlood (11:58:26 PM): ...no, doesn't ring a bell.
loyal2nes (11:58:51 PM): I am forced to conclude that you are either lying, an imposter, or have amnesia.
TheMajorOfBlood (11:59:05 PM): Well...
TheMajorOfBlood (11:59:32 PM): I'm not lying, i'm not an imposter, and i don't THINK i have amnesia...
loyal2nes (11:59:53 PM): Well.
loyal2nes (12:00:00 AM): What is the name you go by on Battle.net?
TheMajorOfBlood (12:01:20 AM): KriekenZero.
loyal2nes (12:01:49 AM): Hmm...
loyal2nes (12:02:13 AM): What is the color of your NPF avatar's armor?
TheMajorOfBlood (12:02:33 AM): Red, with a greyish brown cloak
loyal2nes (12:03:32 AM): ......
loyal2nes (12:05:21 AM): Who is your current roommate?
TheMajorOfBlood (12:05:50 AM): Well, it WAS going to be Nikose, but then something came up and we ended up canceling that arangement.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:06:05 AM): So i guess the answer to that one would by my parents.
loyal2nes (12:06:27 AM): OBJECTION!
TheMajorOfBlood (12:07:17 AM): ...?
loyal2nes (12:07:33 AM): You moved out of your parents house in protest of the exceedingly unfair treatment. I recall something to the effect of telling them to fuck themselves in response to your brother fucking up yet again and you getting the blame.
loyal2nes (12:07:42 AM): You can't honestly tell me that either you or them would be so forgiving.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:07:50 AM): Ah. That.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:08:35 AM): See, i recently got kicked out of my apartment(and Nikose can verify that) and my parents had since caught on to my brother constantly fucking me over and forgiven me.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:08:41 AM): Er,
TheMajorOfBlood (12:08:48 AM): I mean, apologized to me.
loyal2nes (12:08:56 AM): ......
TheMajorOfBlood (12:09:07 AM): Yeah, Nikose can verify that whole story.
loyal2nes (12:09:16 AM): New conclusion: Every other aspect of your life and memory remains intact. I conclude that you're bullshitting with me.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:09:16 AM): Karesh too.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:09:40 AM): Yeah, i totally am.
loyal2nes (12:09:54 AM): My pseudo-Phoenix Wrighting wins!
TheMajorOfBlood (12:09:59 AM): Though it took you a whole lot longer than Fenris did to come to that conclusion.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:10:14 AM): Though the story about my parents and getting kicked out of my apartment was true though.
loyal2nes (12:10:19 AM): (my immediate conclusion was "you're lying or have amnesia")
loyal2nes (12:10:50 AM): Good thing this charade ended. I was about to start asking you some really bizarre questions.
TheMajorOfBlood (12:10:57 AM): Oh?
TheMajorOfBlood (12:11:03 AM): I want to hear them!
loyal2nes (12:11:21 AM): AXOren123 (12:09:10 AM): What flavor is my underwear
AXOren123 (12:09:14 AM): if he gives you an answer
AXOren123 (12:09:15 AM): fake
TheMajorOfBlood (12:11:38 AM): XDDDDDDDDD

[Kerensky287]

playboybunny69: hi
playboybunny69: any1 here
Big Mac: ...
Kerensky287: BOT WARNING
Kerensky287: AAAAAHHHHH
42: CHANNEL SURFER
playboybunny69: hi
Kerensky287: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
42: LAUNCH THE IGNOR-BOMBS
42: PEW PEW PEW
Kerensky287: PEW PEW
playboybunny69: why u be hatin
Kerensky287: PEW
Big Mac: ban bomb going
Kerensky287: Oh man, this is getting wing-wonged
playboybunny69: i h8 u

EDIT: playboybunny69 turned out to be Bookworm in the end. But it was still a fun response.

[PyrosNine]

From time to time, I get requests to inflict my craziness on someone, like an insane mercenary who is too rich to play the rules. And possibly has green hair.

This time, I was asked to take out some guy named "Nick", who was some sort of Sonic wannabe. Now, if this wasn't low enough (considering he wanted to be some one who has gone down a lot recently), he was also a bit of a godmod, moreso than a fight between Pyros del sol and Kirakiri on both sides combined.(Yes, I admit it, after looking back)

So, I first coached my client (Newb) in strategy.

[16:25] ilgivan: http://z4.invisionfree.com/Captain_SNES/index.php?showtopic=773&st=17910&#entry10842672
[16:26] Linkintunic: Que?
[16:27] ilgivan: Well, he claimed that he's immune to being beaten up by gods. Also, he's really annoying.
[16:27] Linkintunic: But that's like, 98% of the human race.
[16:28] Linkintunic: The way to deal with such folk is to ignore them.
[16:28] ilgivan: But you're not being given a large tuna to beat up 98% of the human race.
[16:28] Linkintunic: OF course not.
[16:28] Linkintunic: You have to use a swordfish.
[16:28] Linkintunic: Or, a whale.
[16:28] Linkintunic: Maybe a Megalodon.
[16:29] ilgivan: I'll give you a swordfish AND a whale AND a megalodon if you beat him up
[16:29] Linkintunic: Can you give me a third arm?
[16:29] ilgivan: And I'll cook them
[16:29] ilgivan: On a grill
[16:29] ilgivan: Really yummy
[16:29] Linkintunic: Yay!
[16:29] Linkintunic: With butter and lemon!
[16:29] ilgivan: Yes
[16:29] Linkintunic: You're my hero!
[16:30] Linkintunic: I'm half tempted to do so, despite the fact that joining a forums explicitly to crush someone else is usually rude.
[16:30] Linkintunic: Regardless of what you may have heard from Raiden, Mime, Cheshirethief, and other people who have IM'ed me to IM someone crazy.
[16:30] ilgivan: In this case the community would thank you
[17:02] ilgivan: Okay, I cooked the foods and then I made a large fire by use of Grease and Produce Flame
[17:03] Linkintunic: awesome!
[17:03] ilgivan: http://z4.invisionfree.com/Captain_SNES/index.php?showforum=1
[17:03] Linkintunic: Huh?
[17:03] ilgivan: That's the link to the forum where I did it. In the sink thread
[17:05] Linkintunic: Excellent!
[17:06] Linkintunic: Now place the fish on the barbie, and use 3 lemons to produce a smell that even speed demons can't escape from!
[17:06] Linkintunic: it's the citrus on top of the buttery soft fish that does the trick.
[17:10] ilgivan: Done!
[17:11] Linkintunic: Now, when he can't resist the smell and gets close, drop a giant hamsterball from the sky on him.
[17:11] Linkintunic: OH wiat.
[17:11] Linkintunic: You don't have that power.
[17:11] ilgivan: You have that one
[17:12] Linkintunic: Let me think...
[17:12] Linkintunic: Do you have a rabbid, bioeletric ferret?
[17:12] *** "ilgivan" signed off at Thu Mar 06 17:12:51 2008.
[17:12] Linkintunic: Nuu!
[17:12] Linkintunic: He signed off!
[17:13] Linkintunic: He left me alone, to hang myself with my own ferret!


After some hijinks here: (http://z4.invisionfree.com/Captain_SNES/index.php?showtopic=1335&st=54705)


[17:55] *** "ilgivan" signed on at Thu Mar 06 17:55:54 2008.
[17:56] ilgivan: I's back!
[17:56] Linkintunic: I and Nikose may have visited CS forums.
[17:59] ilgivan: That's awesome
[17:59] Linkintunic: I'm awesome, apparently. Someone already likes my style.
[17:59] Linkintunic: Of course, now this begs the question...do I even have style?
[18:02] ilgivan: Of course you do. FSB has innate style sensing abilities
[18:04] Linkintunic: I'd expect as much from a femme simon belmont.
[18:09] ilgivan: You're being leered at now
[18:12] Linkintunic: I am aware.
[18:18] Linkintunic: See? Killed him with duct tape, and made him reincarnate as a hawaiian!
[18:18] Linkintunic: He's practically as good as dead!
[18:19] ilgivan: Very almost as good! You get fish!
[18:19] Linkintunic: Meeerooww!
[18:19] ilgivan: *goes and finds the barge filled with cooked fish*
[18:19] Linkintunic: *does happy cat gets fish dance*


Another job well done! Like a well cooked fish!

[Mondt]

Zero4Switch7 (9:15:19 PM): my text is blue!
Zero4Switch7 (9:15:21 PM): and comic sans!@
TheWizWhoDidIt (9:15:32 PM): You are now sexier than you will ever again be.
TheWizWhoDidIt (9:15:37 PM): Take me. I'm yours.

[Bob The Mercenary]

The Godly Me (10:24:01 PM): ...what would it be like when he's applying for a job...
The Godly Me (10:24:10 PM): what are you qualifications, Mr. Butt?
BobtheMercenary (10:24:45 PM): it'd be funnier if he were a rectal examiner
BobtheMercenary (10:24:52 PM): Dr. Butt
The Godly Me (10:24:58 PM): Mr. Butt, the Proctologist
BobtheMercenary (10:25:09 PM): Mohammed Butt, M.D.
BobtheMercenary (10:25:49 PM): The honorable judge Butt
The Godly Me (10:26:57 PM): Law Offices of Taylor, Murphy, and Butt
BobtheMercenary (10:28:12 PM): Sergeant Butt
The Godly Me (10:28:44 PM): Major Butt
BobtheMercenary (10:28:50 PM): xD
The Godly Me (10:28:51 PM): General Butt
BobtheMercenary (10:28:59 PM): President Butt
The Godly Me (10:29:20 PM): Governor Butt (R-NJ)
BobtheMercenary (10:30:01 PM): Captain Butt
The Godly Me (10:30:16 PM): Private Butt
BobtheMercenary (10:33:08 PM): Reverend Butt
The Godly Me (10:33:27 PM): Dr. Butt, obgyn
The Godly Me (10:35:25 PM): the family Butt
BobtheMercenary (10:38:00 PM): I'm out

[delusional_chik]

[16:06] nichael.hawkins: karma should not figure in dealings of money and pokemon.

[Mr.Bookworm]

[21:29] MjrnDelusional: You suck.
[21:29] MjrnDelusional: Like that sheep.
[21:35] MrBookworm9257: I love innuendo.
[21:37] MjrnDelusional: I do as well, but it's a bit awkward being so forward with you.
[21:37] MjrnDelusional: *facepalm*

[TDK]

TDK and Khael discuss food.

Pete Sheehan: I've eaten beef and shit all my life.
Pete Sheehan: Er...Not shit. I mean...
Khael Hawkins: I rationalize it like this: Dinosaurs were big. They died. Mammoths were big, they are gone now. Lots of big animals evolved into smaller, leaner-built ones. I'm just more advanced!
Khael Hawkins: shit must taste bad.
Pete Sheehan: Yeah, probably. It smells bad.
Pete Sheehan: Dude, you MUST try beer fries. Incredible.
Pete Sheehan: Beer-battered fries. No alcohol, but crunchy and delicious. I hate regular fries, but I love those.
Khael Hawkins: you can beer batter fries??
Khael Hawkins: OMG
Pete Sheehan: Its so fucking good.
Pete Sheehan: I had 'em earlier at this restaraunt we went to for lunch.
Khael Hawkins: if beer chicken is good, beer friends most be heavenly!
Pete Sheehan: I get them every time we go there. And its like five minutes away.
Pete Sheehan: Beer chicken? I'm intrigued.
Pete Sheehan: Oh dear god...You know chicken fried steak? BEER chicken fried steak. Or hell, BEER STEAK!
Pete Sheehan: ...I need to make that. Right now.
Khael Hawkins: You take a can of beer and put some spices in it and stuff, and you cook the chicken on the bbq with the can stuck in the big hole where the got's aren't anymore. It bubbles up into the chicken, flavouring it and keeps the meat nice and moist.
Khael Hawkins: ...something like that anyway.
Khael Hawkins: chicken-fried steak? I know not of this delectable concoction
Pete Sheehan: I'm reminded of an episode of king of the hill, wherein they got a deep frier, doing things such as a whole chicken (turkey?) and a beer.
Khael Hawkins: YES
Pete Sheehan: The fries, I believe, are just covered in beer, then deep fried.
Khael Hawkins: my family all agreed that my brother must never acquire a deep fryer.
Pete Sheehan: That is what I thought of when I heard beer chicken.
Khael Hawkins: oh, wow.
Pete Sheehan: Just dip it in beer, then into the deep frier.
Khael Hawkins: beer chicken that way would work too.
Pete Sheehan: That would be epic.
Khael Hawkins: maybe marinade it in the beer for a bit first.
Khael Hawkins: I think that may have been a step in the beer chicken I know.
Pete Sheehan: Chicken fried steak kinda sucks. Just steak cooked in chicken broth or something. It is breaded and usually served with white gravy.
Khael Hawkins: boo.
Pete Sheehan: A good concept, ruined. They should chuck a cooked steak in the chicken frier.
Pete Sheehan: Now THAT would be awesome.
Pete Sheehan: Add in beer, instant win.
Khael Hawkins: yes.
Pete Sheehan: (We need to wing-wong parts of this.)
Khael Hawkins: I must say, considering how much I hate drinking beer, it really is amazing in cooking.
Pete Sheehan: Yeah.
Khael Hawkins: (AGREE'D SO HARD)
Khael Hawkins: my brother wanted to attempt deep-fried cotton candy.
Pete Sheehan: Starting at "Dude, you must try beer fries.".
Pete Sheehan: ...I hate cotton candy, but that sounds so fucking good.
Pete Sheehan: I mean, it just tastes like a paper plate covered in sugar. But deep fried...
Pete Sheehan: That probably wouldn't even work.
Khael Hawkins: he figured if you squished the cotton candy a bit and then dipped it in batter first.
Khael Hawkins: so it was more solid.
Pete Sheehan: Deep fried baked potato. That would be the most epic french fry ever.
Khael Hawkins: a whole 'tatoe?
Khael Hawkins: holy cow.
Pete Sheehan: Especially if it was one of those twice cooked baked potatoes with the stuff scooped out and mixed with cheese and stuff, then put back in.
Khael Hawkins: O.O
Pete Sheehan: And sour cream.
Pete Sheehan: THIS IS MAKING ME HUNGRY!
Khael Hawkins: yes.
Pete Sheehan: My mom is making gravy burgers. If there is one thing that woman can do, it is cook.
Khael Hawkins: I am freaking making tacos for dinner now.
Pete Sheehan: Deep. Fried. Tacos.
Khael Hawkins: I hope to steak my mum's cookbook and learn it's many secrets.
Khael Hawkins: DFT=WIN
Pete Sheehan: I need a screenshot of that cotton candy picture...
Pete Sheehan: 'Kay.
Pete Sheehan: ...I just had a mind-gasm.
Khael Hawkins: oh?
Pete Sheehan: Deep. Fried. LASAGNA.
Pete Sheehan: Beer battered.
Pete Sheehan: My mouth is watering at the concept...
Khael Hawkins: I think that may be difficult.
Pete Sheehan: Worth it.
Khael Hawkins: maybe it depends on the type of lasagna...
Pete Sheehan: The kind that can stay in one piece, like a cake.
Khael Hawkins: hmm.
Pete Sheehan: With meat and cheese and those big long wavy noodles.
Khael Hawkins: with the little layer of that white cheese? That stuff's awesome, whatever it is.
Pete Sheehan: Yeah.
Pete Sheehan: I asked my mom. Its ricotta, mozzerella, and parmesan.
Pete Sheehan: The white cheese.
Khael Hawkins: Awesome!
Khael Hawkins: That's one less mystery in my life.
Pete Sheehan: Sometimes she makes it with a bunch of curly noodles if we don't have any lasagna noodles.
Pete Sheehan: Its goooood.
Khael Hawkins: goddamnit I am so hungry now.
Pete Sheehan: *shrug* I had a turkey bacon and lettuce club and some chips and a bunch of beer fries like two hours ago.
Pete Sheehan: So I'm not hungry. And I just had some yogurt.
Khael Hawkins: I had...
Khael Hawkins: oh good god, what DID I eat today?
Khael Hawkins: *thinks*
Khael Hawkins: oh yeah, bacon sandwich and eggs
Pete Sheehan: Its weird, I have so much less of an appetite since I started losing weight. I go like whole days without eating, just because I forget.
Khael Hawkins: Heh, I hate when I do that.
Pete Sheehan: *shrug*
Khael Hawkins: as soon as I remember I'm hungry I feel like devouring the entire fridge.
Pete Sheehan: *shrug*
Khael Hawkins: oh, and nachos! I had those too.
Pete Sheehan: I usually settle for a big sammich. Turkey, turkey bacon, lettuce, cream cheese, american cheese, and a bit of parmesan on toasted sour dough. That is my ideal sandwich.
Pete Sheehan: I think I had another yogurt before lunch. That's about it.

[Mirai Gen]

Nikose: I'm best friends with furry, and I'm half furry on my mother's side.

[Khael!]

Regarding that conversation TDK and I had about food. We also turned the simple XD emote into some sort of endless foodchain.

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k20/Unrealavatar/Screenshot%20junk/Deepfryer.jpg

[Melfice]

M to th- y'know what? It's self-explanatory, really.

Melfice -- "And the local police found out The Who Let the Dogs Out." zegt:
So, what's up, dude>
M to the eister. What's an eister? zegt:
Signup for our classes was today and it went gloriously, spectacularly down the drain.
Melfice -- "And the local police found out The Who Let the Dogs Out." zegt:
... o_0?
M to the eister. What's an eister? zegt:
It was an online signup and they hadn't done a test run.
Melfice -- "And the local police found out The Who Let the Dogs Out." zegt:
...
M to the eister. What's an eister? zegt:
Signup started at 12 pm, so of course at 12 pm sharp the server database keeled over and died from the strain.
Melfice -- "And the local police found out The Who Let the Dogs Out." zegt:
Oh, yay! XD
M to the eister. What's an eister? zegt:
Further, due to the way the signup was set up, I couldn't choose a class even though there was room in it still left.
M to the eister. What's an eister? zegt:
It's complicated, but basically this could have been avoided if the programmer had used checkboxes instead of radio buttons. Real smart.
Melfice -- "And the local police found out The Who Let the Dogs Out." zegt:
INdeed.
Melfice -- "And the local police found out The Who Let the Dogs Out." zegt:
You did get into some classes, right?
M to the eister. What's an eister? zegt:
That I did.
Melfice -- "And the local police found out The Who Let the Dogs Out." zegt:
Good, good.
Now you only need to get in touch about that one class.
M to the eister. What's an eister? zegt:
But hey, they're teaching us information management there. No small part of what needs to be done to do a proper signup falls under that heading. This is like if there was an IT class and the only way to sign up was to carve your name into a large block of marble. And all they gave you was a halibut.
Melfice -- "And the local police found out The Who Let the Dogs Out." zegt:
XD
M to the eister. What's an eister? zegt:
Or, you needed to pull two levers, but only one lever could be pulled at any one time and you had to wait a minute inbetween.
M to the eister. What's an eister? zegt:
And also the levers only directed the halibut.
Melfice -- "And the local police found out The Who Let the Dogs Out." zegt:
XDDD
Melfice -- "And the local police found out The Who Let the Dogs Out." zegt:
So.
Fucking.
Wing Wonged.

[Raiden]

You know what happens when it's late at night, and you start talking about possible movie plots with the local Mage of the Mauve Persuasion?

You don't? It's a trip and a half.

Mauve: You put such effort into your work.
1:02 AM me: Well yeah. What else would I use it for? Studying?
1:03 AM That'd be a GOOD use of my time.
Mauve: And nobody wants that!
me: Damn straight! That could lead to being mature, responsible adult.
Mauve: * shudders *
1:04 AM And that is the first step down the road to destruction.
me: And I wouldn't wish that fate on my worst enemy.
After that you start getting hair cuts.
A mortgage.
Three kids and a minivan.
Mauve: THE HORRORS!!!
1:05 AM That... that can't even be _legal_.
It's too terrifying!
And wrong!
1:06 AM me: Exactly! But they inflict these tortures on us, and why? Because THEIR parents did the exact same thing to them! WE NEED TO BREAK THE CYCLE!
Mauve: !!!!
1:07 AM BRING OUT THE TANKS!!
AND... LIKE... CANNONS AND STUFF!
AND A LASER!
HECK, FIFTY LASERS!
me: WHY STOP AT FIFTY! MAKE IT AN EVEN HUNDRED!
We'll get trained gorillas on the lasers!
And dolphins! They're smart at this shit!
Mauve: COMMANDO dolphins! YES!
1:08 AM me: WITH HEATBEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS, AND FURY IN THEIR HEARTS!
Mauve: And knives! Taped to their flippers!!!
With duct tape!
1:09 AM me: They'll cut you! They'll cut you so bad, you'll wish they hadn't cut you so bad!
And we'll have David Bowie bringing in the rear, since he doesn't stand for this conformist crap.
Mauve: We'll launch him at our enemies with a KICK ASS TREBUCHET!!
1:10 AM Because trebuchets are better than catapults simply because of their name.
I'm probably misspelling it.
but oh well.
GUIDED DAVID BOWIE MISSILES!!!
me: And he'll transform into an owl and divebomb into people's faces!
BECAUSE THAT'S SO WHAT HE WOULD DO.
1:11 AM Mauve: An owl with makeup.
me: And he'll lead his goblin forces against the tyranny that is "Adulthood"
Mauve: And they'll sing!
me: Sing and Dance!
JUMP MAGIC JUMP!
Mauve: Dance magic dance!!!!!
XD
Ninja'd.
me: And then we'll all sit down for a nice coffee break.
Mauve: And lo, our enemies shall TREMBLE!!!
because we have better coffee!
1:12 AM me: DAMN STRAIGHT WE DO!
We're young and hip!
They're old and stale!
Mauve: WE ARE THE FUTURE!!
me: And we shall overcome!
And we shall taste victory!
Mauve: Tastes like... strawberry!
me: With a hint of vanilla.
1:13 AM But just a tiny bit of vanilla.
Mauve: Because too much ruins the potency of the victory.
It's a delicate balance.
me: Of course, of course.
1:14 AM And then, the world will be filled with glee over the breaking of the shackles of our forefathers.
Until the time comes that the rent is due.
Mauve: And then the shit hits the fan.
1:15 AM me: And then we have to go get jobs.
And haircuts.
And mortgages.
And three kids and a minivan.
Mauve: NO!!!
OH GOD NO!!
WE BECOME THE ENEMY!
me: And the cycle continues!
WE CAN NEVER ESCAPE!!!
Mauve: I DON'T WANT TO BE MIDDLE AGED AND OLD!
me: I WANNA LIVE HARD AND DIE YOUNG!
1:16 AM Mauve: I'D RATHER NOT DIE YOUNG BUT LIVING HARD SOUNDS RELATIVELY APPEALING DEPENDING ON THE SEVERITY OF THE CONSEQUENCES!!
me: WE GOTTA JUMP MOTORBIKES OVER SHARKS
RAFT DOWN WHITEWATER RAPIDS WITH ONLY A SURFBOARD AND A POLE
1:17 AM Mauve: AND THE MOTORBIKES WILL BE MADE OF LIVE LIONS!!
me: YEAH! LIONBIKES!!!
Mauve: WE WIN!
AUTOMATICALLY!
....although the World Wildlife Fund and PETA might make us their number one enemies...
1:18 AM me: Up yours, Peta! Even the animals don't love you!
They LIKE being ridden over sharks!
And sharks enjoy people jumping over them!
They love the attention!
Mauve: It's excitement!! Don't you think ANIMALS want to live EXTREEEEEME lives too!?!?
1:19 AM TRY THINKING ABOUT THE ANIMALS FOR A CHANGE!!
1:20 AM me: Yeah, Peta! They don't wanna get rescued from trucks!
Trucks are awesome!
Mauve: And so are lions! So lions and vehicles are NATURALLY COMPATIBLE WITH ONE ANOTHER.
Sheez.
1:21 AM me: Lions are lazy. They love rides. LOVE. THEM.
1:22 AM Mauve: Think how much easier lionesses could hunt prey if they rode motorcycles! AND CARRIED GUNS! It would be like Biker Babes of the Savannah, taking down random elephant gangsters who get in the way of Leonine Progress!!
The Discovery Channel's ratings would go through the roof.
me: And the male lion? He doesn't need to hunt.
1:23 AM BECAUSE HE'S A CYBORG.
And a ninja!
Ninja Cyborg Pirate Lion!
Mauve: WITH A ROBOTIC EYE THAT SHOOTS LASERS!!
PYEEW PYEEW!_ Dead rhino!!
me: HE DOESN'T EVEN NEED TO CHASE AFTER THEM
THAT'S WHAT ROCKET-LAUNCHING FANGS ARE FOR!!!
1:24 AM Mauve: But then due to his inactivity, he gets blood clots in his legs and dies. CHAOS REIGNS as the Lion Clan tears itself apart in the fight to find a new leader.
The Lioness Biker Babes grow weary of the arguing and go rogue, becoming freelance mercenaries for the Cheetas.
1:25 AM The remaining lions are furious, but cannot exact their terrible revenge because of their own internal turmoil, as heir after heir is murdered in his sleep by his competition.
DUN DUN DUNN!
me: BRILLIANT!
1:26 AM CUT, PRINT, WE'LL BUFF IT OUT IN EDITING
Mauve: I know!
me: WE'LL MAKE MILLIONS
Mauve: WOOOOO!!!
me: IT'LL BE THE BLOCKBUSTER OF THE SUMMER
Mauve: And we'll donate it all to charity.
THe Mauve and Raiden Need Stuff charity.
me: I was about to say. That charity has been a bit short of funds lately.
AND WE CAN WRITE IT OFF AS A TAX DEDUCTION
Mauve: oh yes, definately.
1:27 AM me: We'll get money BACK in taxes!
Brilliant!
Mauve: And within a few months, WE SHALL RULE THE WORLD.
Unless the lions get mad that we've exposed their darkest secrets on the big screen and hire assassins to kill us...
me: PFFT. Lion assassins.
Screw the rules, we've got money!
Our money will protect us!
1:28 AM Especially when I make a QUARTER GOLEM!
Golem made of quarters!
Mauve: I'll call him Quartey.
me: He shall be our bestest friend.
Mauve: He punches his victims with his quarter-filled fist, then drowns them in MONEY.
1:29 AM me: And as they drown in money, their body becomes MORE money!
Mauve: Oh, I was gonna say he sells the bodies to science.
me: Or that.
That could work, too.
And he goes with us on adventures.
To the moon.
Mauve: Yay!
1:30 AM Where he punches an asteroid on a death-course with Earth, saving the orphanage in China where it would have landed!!!!
Of course the orphans are all killed by burning quarters that fell off his hand and burst into flame upon reentry to the earth's atmosphere.... BUT STILL!!
me: We would be heroes!
1:31 AM And get the key to China!
And use it to open...THINGS!
Mauve: IN CHINA!!
me: Like...DOORS!
Mauve: And... like... GATES!
And there'd be.... like... pandas hanging around! Cuz it's China!
me: And we'll take one home!
Because damn, it's a Panda!
1:32 AM Mauve: And he'll be our other best friend.
me: Panda and Quarty.
Mauve: He will help us uncover the secret threat of Zombie Cyborg Pandas from Space that attack China without China's knowledge.
China will thank us.
me: With TWO keys to china!
So we can open DOUBLE the doors and gates!
1:33 AM Mauve: AT THE SAAAAME TIIIIME!!
me: And people'll be like "HEY, YOU'RE OPENING OUR DOORS!" and we'll be like "YEAH TOTALLY CAUSE WE GOT KEYS!" and they'll be like "BET YA CAN'T OPEN TWO AT THE SAME TIME" and we'll be like "OH YEAH JUST WATCH"
And they'll be so uber jealous.
1:34 AM Mauve: And we'll laugh and say, "OH YEAH WE"RE AWESOME LIKE THAT!!"
me: CAUSE WE SAVED CHINA.
WE'RE ALLOWED TO GLOAT.
Mauve: WE SAVED IT LIKE, TWICE!!!
me: WITH QUARTY AND PANDA.
OUR BEST FRIENDS EVER.
1:35 AM Mauve: SO MAKE US SOME LO MEIN OR SOMETHING BECAUSE I'M HUNGRY!
And they'll be like, "Well that's pretty rude, but you ARE prettya awesome for saving us and stuff, so here's some kickass lo mein or soemthing."
1:36 AM me: I'll take the wasabi cause I like the spicy.
THAT'S HOW I ROLL.
1:37 AM And then we'll all eat our food, and we'll all have agreed that it certainly WAS the best day ever.
1:38 AM Mauve: And then we'll fly away on Quartey, who grows WINGS MADE OF QUARTERS AND DOLLAR BILLS.
Because he traded in some of his quarters for dollar bills.
me: And probably some chinese currency, since I doubt they use quarters.
BUT STILL HE'LL BE SUPER AWESOME FLYING QUARTEY
1:39 AM Mauve: Yes!! And when we return to our SUPER SECRET BASE that we now have, we'll buy Quartey a pony made of pennies. Her name is Penelope!!
1:40 AM And they'll have a spin-off show.
me: And Quartey will love her and pet her and hug her and make her shiny.
It'll be "Dollars and Cents"
They'll race around the globe, fighting crime as a gritty but humerous detective pair.
1:41 AM Mauve: Their only weakness is the nefarious Captain Euro and his sidekick, Canadian Dollar, who grow ever stronger!
me: They need to try and find new ways to gain strength, like convincing a kid that saving for college is for chumps and he should spend his money on candy and video games.
1:42 AM They gain a sudden powerboost as the boy now sentences himself to a life of working in a gas station.
1:43 AM Mauve: And then their power level gets so strong that they do their FINAL ULTIMATE ATTACK, calling upon Panda to aid them as they SHOWER THE WORLD WITH CURRENCY!!!
But then the value of the dollar drops due to inflation, and they are defeated. BUT THEY SHALL RISE AGAIN!
1:44 AM IN THE SEQUEL!
me: DOLLARS AND CENTS 2, THE REGISTERING!
THIS TIME, IT'S PERSONAL
Mauve: Hehehhe!!!
me: I'd buy a ticket.
1:45 AM Mauve: I'd buy one for Panda, since no one accepts bamboo as currency here.
me: You'd have to hold onto it though. Panda eats anything.
He's a hungry hungry panda.
Mauve: True. That's why he's our comic relief.
"Uh oh! Panda ate the theatre pass!"
1:46 AM "HAHAH!!"
"Oh no! Panda ate the deed to the old mill!"
"hahahah!!"
"Uh oh, Panda ate the mayor!"
"hahahahha!!!"
me: He never says a word. Just keeps on eating.
"Oh Panda. Your antics crack me up!"

[Khael!]

Khael Hawkins: Someone needs to make a dude called Seamus ("shamus"?) Aran, and have him be an irish drunkard bounty hunter.
Khael Hawkins: he can have a bottle of whiskey on the end of his arm

[Nikose Tyris]

Khael Hawkins: who's this fifthfriend?
Nikose Tyis: its a trap
Khael Hawkins: I know, but how do I use my rogue levels to disarm it>
Khael Hawkins: ?
Nikose Tyis: ......
Nikose Tyis: Naughtiest.
Nikose Tyis: Thought.
Nikose Tyis: EVER.

[Flarecobra]

Heard around the workplace:

*Watching two lions fight on TV*

Officer 1: The female is the one with the mane, right?
*Everyone stares at him dumbfounded*
Officer 2: Are you s***ing me!?
Officer 1: *Defensively* What? I ain't a zoologist!
(Sad thing is, officers need a collage degree.)

Cpl: Why are girls crazy?
Me: It's Genetic.

Officer: *Holding up a bow tie with green blinking lights* Does this turn you on?

Officer: "Operation Silver Speedo?"
Me: Sounds like they ran out of adjetives.



Yeah. We've gone insane out here. O_o

[mauve]

Rick, Demon, and Mauve in an awesome CHAT TO RIVAL ALL CHATS!!

Mauve: I guess we could forgive you. THIS TIME!

Demon: Because I'm pretty?

Rick: And awesome.

me: sure.

Demon: Good enough for me.

me: Then it all works out.

Rick: >>
<<
Logically.

me: of course.
Especially if you define "logically" as loosely as we do.

Demon: I just may.

me: OR YOU JUST MAY NOT!! (DUN DUN DUNNN!!)
wow yeah, now I fail.

Rick: Hey, we've got a pretty solid (re)definition; if it's awesome, it's logical.

me: Exactly!
That definiton solves a lot of problems, you know.

Demon: I'd be a lot more awesome if I had a handlebar mustache.

Rick: Therefore it would be logical!
See how easy it is?

me: hehehehe!!
It's quite brilliaint.
or brilliant
yeah.
that's the one.
Pah, spelling. Who needs it?

Rick: Not us, apparently!
Woo.

me: Because we're too awesome for it.
obviously.

Demon: This is teh internets. What's splleing?

me: NOTHING!! That's what it is!

Rick: The one way we can distinguish ourselves from the lower life forms?

me: no, that's opposable thumbs and our ability to drive SUVs.

Rick: Monkeys have thumbs.

me: ...but they can't drive SUVs

Rick: And I bet you they could.

me: their feet wouldn't reach the gas pedal.

Demon: I'm tapping out. I'm done.

[Loyal]

So here's the scenario: I'm playing A Path Beyond. The previous match had been littered with Starfox 64 quotes, and my team had lost. I started the next match with one from Meteo's boss... and this dialogue followed with a person who allegedly knew me from someplace...

I refer to the other person as "AW" since it's part of his username.

-Me: I'm no match for you. I admit defeat.

-AW: loyal, you don't get to do this.
you post on forums about this.

-me: Eh?

-AW: Loyal, you post on nuklear power right :p?
your name

-me: Yes. You know me from there?

-AW: Seems mighty familiar
Well.
no
i googled you
because I can't remember where i've seen you from

-me: ...shoudl I feel flattered or slightly violated?

-AW: both :X
I want to say SA
but i don't
what would i know you from loyal :o?

-me: I dunno, you tell me. You called me by that name. :o
...well, you know what I mean.

-AW: I can't put my finger on it!
i think you're internet famous... for some strange reason..

-me: Then my not-really-a-plan-at-all is working.

-AW: loyal...
where are you from.
I keep thinking you do something
or I've seen you before
webcomic... or something...

-me: I've done a few comics here and there.

-AW: aha!
name them!

-me: They're all found on 8BT's forum.

-AW: AHA
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT
8bit
you do that don't you!
is that it loyal :p?

-me: Yes.

-AW: I KNEW IT!
HAHAHAHA!
WOW!
I THOUGHT I WAS RIGHT
BUT WOW

-me: But you've yet to answer how you connect to that... *suspense*

-AW: I read webcomics, some linked to your page, forever and a half ago, and i saw your name on it.
i guess it clicked.
partially.

-me: Someone linked to me? I'm flattered.

-AW: er
you're 8bit theater
you're huge :o

-me: I'm just a forum regular. I'm not part of the actual site.

-AW: ah
but i keep thinking you've done more than that

Confused? So was I. Basically, it hadn't occured to me till long after the conversation was over that this fellow was confusing me with Brian goddamn Clevinger. In retrospect I suppose I probably sounded like the most falsely humble jackass in history, given the context. XD

However... this does leave the question of where he had heard of me, as Loyal2NES... How very perplexing. Any ideas? :brow:

[TDK]

Nikoli=Nikose Pete=Me

Pete: I want to punch a bear in the face...

Nikoli: If I get a terminal illness, I'm going to strip naked and hunt a bear with nothing but a punching dagger

Pete: That would be awesome...

Pete: Even if I don't, I want to kill a bear with a spear so I can rotate the picture of the impaled bear and be like "Look! Bear Spear!"

Nikoli: Either I would successfully kill the bear

Nikoli: or the bear would maul and kill me and then go have the craziest fucking story to tell his bear friends

Pete: Heheh.

Pete: I want to kill a bear or a lion or some shit so I can make myself a necklace out of its teeth and claws and a big fur coat or something. I want a bear rug in my house.

Pete: And I mean with like a claymore or something. Although there is the undeniable coolness of doing it with a short blade...

Pete: I wouldn't even need to kill it, I just want to punch a bear. Hell, I'd settle for a koala.

Pete: I am so wingwonging this.

Nikoli: freak. XD

Pete: *smack*

[Flarecobra]

After doing a "Does this suck?" check on a friend of mine's story.


Sarah: so you enjoyed it?
FlareCobra: Yep
FlareCobra: Yeah, a couple of typos here and there, but not bad for a first time
Sarah: yea i need to insert it onto that thing that checks for typos and stuff
FlareCobra: Spellcheck?
Sarah: yes that

[The SSB Intern]

The SSB Intern: Hey greater beings
42: You may approach
The SSB Intern: *starts feeling 42's face*
The SSB Intern: So soft...
* 42 wanks*
The SSB Intern: *handshake*
The SSB Intern: Now we're married
42: Not now
42: They're busy
42: Nope
The SSB Intern: ...Now?
42: Didn't shake on it
42: Nope
42: Give it a couple minutes
42: I've built up a tolerance
The SSB Intern: I'll wait
42: Gropes testicles*
The SSB Intern: y'know what
The SSB Intern: forget it
42: =D

[Loyal]

This Year's April Fools would be well served with a matching wing-wong, no?

AXOren123 (11:51:07 PM): quick, change the channel on your TV to lifetime
AXOren123 (11:51:13 PM): they're showing 3 hours of rick roll
loyal2nes (11:51:20 PM): ...you're shitting me.


Auto Response from AXOren123 (11:51:21 PM): Here he comes, here comes speed racer. He's a Demon on Wheels. Here he comes, here comes spe-- SATAN!!! HE'S THE DEMON OF DOOM!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!


loyal2nes (11:51:23 PM): What channel?
AXOren123 (11:51:25 PM): not shit
AXOren123 (11:51:27 PM): Lifetime
loyal2nes (11:51:40 PM): ...I don't know what that... I'll check the living room TV.
loyal2nes (11:51:50 PM): (New Laptop, BTW)
AXOren123 (11:51:58 PM): nice
AXOren123 (11:52:52 PM): you find it yet?
loyal2nes (11:54:10 PM): you sir, are a jerk.
AXOren123 (11:54:32 PM): why?
loyal2nes (11:54:45 PM): I expect Rickrolls, and I get Will and Grace.
loyal2nes (11:54:47 PM): ............
AXOren123 (11:54:53 PM): because I made you watch a lady channel!!!
AXOren123 (11:54:59 PM): APRIL FOOLS!
loyal2nes (11:55:01 PM): The internet has made me disappointed that I'm not seeing Rickrolls here. God.

[42PETUNIAS]

By request:

MjrnDelusional (9:47:47 AM): Boring so far, but i'm going to my dad's today
marvinandagrajag (9:48:22 AM): gonna have a good sex time over there?
MjrnDelusional (9:49:58 AM): Damn straight i will.
Kentucky is fucking weird, man.

[Kerensky287]

A yaplet conversation discussing the rise of Yaplet as a 1984 government. Delusional_chik was Minister of Love, I was Minister of Peace, 42 was Big Brother and I forget the rest, but the point is, DC was supposed to torture me into submission or something through the use of live skinning.


delusional_chik: Where do you want me to peel first, Karen?
42: Wherever the best cyborg attachment would go
Karensky287: I have a few ideas about where that could be
Bookworm: Circumcision, then?
42: This is strictly a replacement drill were running here
42: except as painfully as possible
Karensky287: Circumcision replacement... with a drill?
Karensky287: Eh, as long as it's a bionic replacement.
Karensky287: That would be something to write home about.
42: Whats he gonna do with a bionic penis?
42: Wait
42: nvm
Bookworm: Duh.
42: We could totally make that work out evilly
Karensky287: What AREN'T I going to do?
Bookworm: Make him a souless husk of a man who exists only to crush the enemies of the Party.

[TDK]

Pete says (7:09 PM):
Might be from Yacc Crop Imp.
Khael Hawkins says (7:09 PM):
Could be. Would certainly fit in there.
Khael Hawkins says (7:09 PM):
too bad we all started making comics near the end there...
Pete says (7:10 PM):
Yeah, too bad about DFM.
Pete says (7:10 PM):
I think he went sane.
Pete says (7:10 PM):
XD
Khael Hawkins says (7:10 PM):
-insa- oh. I see what you mean.
Pete says (7:10 PM):
I'm wingwonging that.
Khael Hawkins says (7:10 PM):
yeah.
Khael Hawkins says (7:10 PM):
WINGWONG AHOY!

[Thadius]

So hey. Spoilers for you all about the book I'm doing/not-doing. Much in the same way Loyal's doing/not-doing any spritery!
That was a not-so-subtle hint on behave of Thadius Inc. Get to work, Loyal!
Thadius: Can we say 'Missile defense silos'?
Mauve: Oooh dear.
Thadius: It's the anti-missile missile!
Mauve: hehehe!
Thadius: This time, they won't destroy themselves to fulfill their mandate!
Mauve: "this time?"
Thadius: Well, why do you think we can't get a proper missile defense system?
All the anti-missile missiles are suicidal.
Mauve: awwwwwwww.
Thadius: But I'll fix that.
Eventually.
Maybe.
Mauve: hooray!
Thadius: Someday.
Mauve: heheheh
otherwise we have a bunch of missiles that kill themsleves.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Chris Mckerracher: I once said to Lady Cygnet that if CT music was a girl i'd sex it up
Chris Mckerracher: The I realized if Brawl's music was a girl I'd sex it up
Chris Mckerracher: Then try and get a three way with both girls
nichael.hawkins: A three-way remix!

[Khael!]

mark Cooper: BEER!
mark Cooper: and SPAM!
mark Cooper: So what did you think of something?
Khael Hawkins: what did I...
mark Cooper: SPAM!
Khael Hawkins: did I think?
mark Cooper: SPAM!
mark Cooper: & EGGS!
mark Cooper: ok
mark Cooper: I'm just feeling frisky
Khael Hawkins: I am so confused it hurts.
mark Cooper: going for drinks and sex soon
mark Cooper: !
Khael Hawkins: Lucky you.
mark Cooper: SPAM!
Khael Hawkins: Not with that Loki guy, I hope?
mark Cooper: He's driving our asses out there
mark Cooper: ok good lord this font sucks
Khael Hawkins: as long as he's not doing any of the sexing.
mark Cooper: If Loki hooks up tonight it ain't with me
Khael Hawkins: whew!
Khael Hawkins: Heh, I gotta get back to work.
Khael Hawkins: later man.
mark Cooper: ok
mark Cooper: have fun not having sex or beers

Khael Hawkins: ...jerk.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

delusional_chik: MY NECK!!!
Bookworm: Haha.
Macthulhu: now that was completley random
Bookworm: Maybe Captain Planet can fix it.
Macthulhu: EARTH
delusional_chik: No, I've been sleeping on a too-short couch all week.
delusional_chik: So my neck is all fuxxed up.
delusional_chik: SEE WHAT I DO TO GAIN INTERNETS TO TALK TO YOU FREAKS?!?!?
Macthulhu: i will not make a joke i will not make a joke i will not make a joke i will not make a joke i will not make a joke
Bookworm: I WILL!
Macthulhu: do it so it so it
Bookworm: Um.
Bookworm: YOU DO IT!
Macthulhu: NO U
delusional_chik: *giggles*
Bookworm: DC!
Bookworm: Quik. Make a dirty joke about yourself!
Macthulhu: yes
delusional_chik: Damnit, I'm not a circus monkey for chrissakes.
Macthulhu: *holds a banana*
Bookworm: U R
Macthulhu: dance monky
delusional_chik: *snags bannana*
Macthulhu: alleviate our boredom
delusional_chik: Thanks, no one's made brekkers.
delusional_chik: ......if I dance, you're going to have to pay me with more than bannanas.
Bookworm: Sex?
delusional_chik: ...that could be arranged.
delusional_chik: I was thinkin money, but kay!
Macthulhu: ...
Macthulhu: so wing wonged
Bookworm: Yay!
delusional_chik: WingWong tends to spring up wherever I go.
Greed: I'll say.
Greed: >_>

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

[17:55] Reformed Murphyist - Thadius: And his goal IS the ultimate destruction of all living and celestial things.
[17:55] I am not a Zombie!: Ash could beat him
[17:55] Reformed Murphyist - Thadius: ...Not...Pokemon Trainer Ash, right?
[17:55] I am not a Zombie!: no
[17:55] I am not a Zombie!: Ash William
[17:55] Reformed Murphyist - Thadius: Though that WOULD be fun to see.
[17:56] Reformed Murphyist - Thadius: In fact, I would pay money to see Trainer Ash go up against Mephisto.
[17:56] Reformed Murphyist - Thadius: 'No Charizard, use Flamethrower, not get eaten!'
[17:56] I am not a Zombie!: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[17:56] Reformed Murphyist - Thadius: Someone, somewhere, should do that.

[PyrosNine]

A short conversation on living in two different timelines.

[08:34] PyrosNine: I cannot tell time even if a watch were welded upon my wrist!
[08:34] PyrosNine: But to make it up to you, I will use my time machine.
[08:35] PyrosNine: I will travel to anyone you know and make them all believe it is Saturday, when it is Really Sunday.
[08:35] PyrosNine: So you'll get another one.
[08:35] PyrosNine: 2 Sundays.
[08:35] rhiyaravenwing: YAY!
[08:35] PyrosNine: And all I need is some ducktape, a Spinny picture, and a baseball bat!
[08:35] PyrosNine: The ultimate time machine!
[08:36] PyrosNine: It is ingenious in it's creation.
[08:36] PyrosNine: I find the first person who needs some chronological recalculating....and hit him with the bat.
[08:36] PyrosNine: Then, I ducttape him down. And hit 'em with the bat.
[08:37] PyrosNine: Then I show him the spinny thing.
[08:37] PyrosNine: And tell him it's Saturday.
[08:37] PyrosNine: Then possibly hit him with the bat.
[08:37] PyrosNine: Then I'll hit him with the spinny thing and ducktape just to make sure it sinks in.
[08:38] PyrosNine: Then, after that's done, I move on to the next victi- I mean chronologically incorrect person.
[08:39] PyrosNine: If I start now, I can get all of Austrailia into Saturday by Tuesday.
[08:39] PyrosNine: Which will be Saturday.
[08:39] PyrosNine: 8-B
[08:41] rhiyaravenwing: hehehe
[08:41] rhiyaravenwing: so silly\
[08:41] PyrosNine: It's cuz of all the sugar.
[08:41] rhiyaravenwing: damn straight
[08:42] rhiyaravenwing: "What do you mean it's sunday? clearly it's --
[08:42] rhiyaravenwing: *WHAM*
[08:42] rhiyaravenwing: "... crlearly itth'th thunday..."
[08:42] PyrosNine: SATURDAY!
[08:42] PyrosNine: *WHAM*
[08:43] rhiyaravenwing: "Yessir....."
[08:43] rhiyaravenwing: <D
[08:44] PyrosNine: With enough positive enforcement, I can make anyone believe even the most obvious lie!
[08:44] rhiyaravenwing: yay!
[08:44] PyrosNine: And with enough negative enforcement, I can make anyone believe even more damned obvious lies, and feel good doing it!
[08:46] PyrosNine: I solve other people's problems with violence!
[08:46] rhiyaravenwing: yay!

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Lunaknight5 (10:32:27 PM): you confuse my brain.
Lunaknight5 (10:32:32 PM): *explodes*
Lunaknight5 (10:32:42 PM): *sizzle*
KareshXVII (10:32:46 PM): >>
KareshXVII (10:32:46 PM): <<
KareshXVII (10:32:57 PM): *kicks you in the head*
KareshXVII (10:33:02 PM): Obviously this shall fix you!
KareshXVII (10:33:05 PM): as it does with all things
Lunaknight5 (10:33:14 PM): *buzz*
Lunaknight5 (10:33:17 PM): *turns off*
Lunaknight5 (10:33:22 PM): *beooooo.....*
KareshXVII (10:33:24 PM): ...
KareshXVII (10:33:28 PM): DAMN THOSE CYLONS!

[The Wizard Who Did It]

[22:06:35] InbredChoc: you a ho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[22:06:42] InbredChoc: I KNOW YOU DID IT!
[22:06:57] InbredChoc: WHORE!
[22:07:01] InbredChoc: I LOVE YOU
[22:07:05] InbredChoc: LETS GET MARRIED!

...

[22:07:40] TheWizWhoDidIt: ... Is this IC?
[22:07:44] InbredChoc: Yes.
[22:07:46] InbredChoc: Yes it is.
[22:07:53] InbredChoc: and I love you

...

[22:43:47] InbredChoc: You're very pretty.

...

[22:45:04] TheWizWhoDidIt: Wanna make out on the couch?
[22:45:07] InbredChoc: Yes please.

...

[22:48:18] InbredChoc: *totally does something gay*
I think IC's trying to tell me something.

[Flarecobra]

Andy Frogman: I'll do you if you like
Andy Frogman: wait...
Flare .Cobra: OK
Andy Frogman: I'll draw you
Andy Frogman: I'm not "doing" anyone
Andy Frogman: ...man thats so depressing...
Flare .Cobra: So wing-wonged.

[Nikose Tyris]

Alex says:
I love bob.
Mirai Gen says:
Bobcraft or just Bob?
Alex says:
Bob, Silent Bob, AND Bobcraft.
Alex says:
That's how much Boblove is in my world.
Mirai Gen says:
Okay, you are not allowed to say "Boblove", because I know you're straight.
Alex says:
XD

[Lord of Joshelplex]

Stephen says:
GET A JOB!
ryan says:
get a girlfriend
Stephen says:
No, jobs are more important
ryan says:
so girlfriends are fun
Stephen says:
Jobs get you money
Stephen says:
GFs only do if yer a pimp
ryan says:
touche

[Pip Boy]

I've got a quick question and I figured this would be the place to find the answer. I used to access the yaplet by clicking the link if Fifth's announcement on it, because I'm lazy. Now I either can't find the announcement and its link or the whole thing is just gone. How does one go about accessing Yaplet without said link?

[42PETUNIAS]

1. Not the place. (http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showthread.php?t=18668)

2. You bookmark it. (http://go.yaplet.com/?css=http://www.geocities.com/snch3j1b/testlet.css&title=Yaplet&url=http://forum.nuklearpower.com/)

[Pip Boy]

Megaman: Darnit all, now I'm bored
Megaman: 42, do something entertaining.
42: Um
42: I've got some nice linkage?
42: Will that suffice?
Megaman: Links will suffice
42: www.google.com (http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&ct=res&cd=2&url=http%3A%2F%2Fthekickback.com%2Frickroll%2Frick roll.php&ei=eO_NR5nULJ60eaL50AY&usg=AFQjCNFp3FUv-hA1_0TNtKo1vwlbiDCgqg&sig2=riugoMSYh9R53G4k40a6YQ) (Note from Megaman:<-- do NOT click that link)

*minutes later*

Megaman: I hate you
Megaman: It took this whole time just to close that
Megaman: I hate you
42: =D


I really do hate him, too.

[42PETUNIAS]

Side note: When you copy a link out of yaplet it just shows the main site, not the full address. It does actually take you to the same place though... interesting.

[Pip Boy]

Yes, I checked it to make sure it would work, and when I discovered that I edited the real address into a url code that now just shows google as the link text. But if you failed to follow the link, more power to you, scary things are on the other side. Rick Rolled to the MAX kind of scary.

By the way, 42, I hate you.

[Thadius]

Shyria: There is nothing more awesome than a dragon in a tank.
Thadius: I think you mean a dragon in a tank shooting ninjas at a pirate riding a T-Rex.
Shyria: ...Statement withdrawn. I'm gonna go draw that now.

[Regulus Tera]

Big Mac says:
(goes to write his awesom CT fanfic)
Big Mac says:
wait
Big Mac says:
you didn;t see that
Alfredo says:
Is it a romance fanfic?
Big Mac says:
no
Big Mac says:
well
Alfredo says:
This is going into the Wing Wong thread.
Big Mac says:
there are romantic themes
Big Mac says:
...fuck

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

[19:53] iamcooperus: by the way you're a jerk
[19:53] tales_chris: how
[19:54] iamcooperus: I'm Faraday
[19:54] iamcooperus: You SOBs ganked the crap outta me
[19:54] tales_chris: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[TDK]

TheDarkNight0333 (11:24:57 PM): And they have BEER FRIES.
savagethinker (11:25:11 PM): Wait, what?
TheDarkNight0333 (11:25:17 PM): Beer battered fries.
TheDarkNight0333 (11:25:27 PM): Delicious. (Alcohol free, but they are crunchy and delicious.)
savagethinker (11:25:38 PM): Dude, I totally thought you typed bear fries for a second.
TheDarkNight0333 (11:25:43 PM): *laughs*
TheDarkNight0333 (11:25:48 PM): ...
savagethinker (11:25:51 PM): >>
TheDarkNight0333 (11:25:52 PM): BEAR FRIES!
savagethinker (11:25:59 PM): I'd eat it.
savagethinker (11:26:00 PM): >>
TheDarkNight0333 (11:26:12 PM): In soviet russia, fries eat YOU!
savagethinker (11:26:28 PM): Noooooo!!
TheDarkNight0333 (11:26:53 PM): Ha, this is getting wing wonged.
savagethinker (11:26:59 PM): XD



TheDarkNight0333 (11:20:00 PM): Dude, there were paintings and shit up for like up to $10,000 bucks.
savagethinker (11:20:12 PM): o.o
TheDarkNight0333 (11:20:44 PM): There are people who made five figures from that one art show, and they haven't even friggin' graduated yet.
savagethinker (11:21:04 PM): That's one way to pay for student loans.
TheDarkNight0333 (11:21:09 PM): Hell yeah!
TheDarkNight0333 (11:21:16 PM): Or buy a yacht.
savagethinker (11:21:21 PM): That too.
TheDarkNight0333 (11:21:25 PM): Or a bear.
TheDarkNight0333 (11:21:28 PM): I want to buy a bear.
TheDarkNight0333 (11:21:42 PM): I will name him Mr. Whiskers.

[Thadius]

Me: I have a few silly questions for you.
Other person: Great, now that we have warning, we can prepare our silly answers!
Me: You did turn the printer on, yes?
Silly person: *In a silly voice* Does the red planet glow like the eye of Cerberus?

I swear this happened to me. And that I was laughing throughout it all.

Ka-EDIT!

Mauve: Well, I gotta go to bed. School tomorrow. T_T
Thadius: G'night then, Mauveness!
Mauve: Night!
Thadius: ...Sounds like royalty. Farewell, your Mauveness.
Mauve: A title fitting of my aweseomeness.
Thadius: From now on, you shall be called Your Mauveness, for it is awesome.
Mauve: HUZZAH!

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

On the discussion of Nation States (http://www.nationstates.net)

I am not a Zombie! says:
so anyway I am gonna send my spy's to you =P
Alex - Eldar Hard Campaign Progress: Eldar 1, Chaos 0. Dark Eldar 3. says:
you has spies?
Alex - Eldar Hard Campaign Progress: Eldar 1, Chaos 0. Dark Eldar 3. says:
oh noe
I am not a Zombie! says:
yeah
I am not a Zombie! says:
they are called tics
I am not a Zombie! says:
and they are on your bears
Alex - Eldar Hard Campaign Progress: Eldar 1, Chaos 0. Dark Eldar 3. says:
foolish tics
Alex - Eldar Hard Campaign Progress: Eldar 1, Chaos 0. Dark Eldar 3. says:
my bears have acid blood.
I am not a Zombie! says:
my Tic's DRINK acid
I am not a Zombie! says:
then store it in their eyes to shoot out
I am not a Zombie! says:
liek a toad
Alex - Eldar Hard Campaign Progress: Eldar 1, Chaos 0. Dark Eldar 3. says:
aha
Alex - Eldar Hard Campaign Progress: Eldar 1, Chaos 0. Dark Eldar 3. says:
Dan McNinja beats them
Alex - Eldar Hard Campaign Progress: Eldar 1, Chaos 0. Dark Eldar 3. says:
because he uses poison.
I am not a Zombie! says:
oh yeah
I am not a Zombie! says:
Dr Mcninja is the state doctor
Alex - Eldar Hard Campaign Progress: Eldar 1, Chaos 0. Dark Eldar 3. says:
olol you only have one doctor
Alex - Eldar Hard Campaign Progress: Eldar 1, Chaos 0. Dark Eldar 3. says:
I have many
Alex - Eldar Hard Campaign Progress: Eldar 1, Chaos 0. Dark Eldar 3. says:
and most of them happen to be extreme.
Alex - Eldar Hard Campaign Progress: Eldar 1, Chaos 0. Dark Eldar 3. says:
Evel Kinevel, MD.
I am not a Zombie! says:
no i totally mean he is the head of the state hospitals
Alex - Eldar Hard Campaign Progress: Eldar 1, Chaos 0. Dark Eldar 3. says:
oh
I am not a Zombie! says:
my doctors include Dr Mario, Dr House, the EMH and House
I am not a Zombie! says:
yes I have House twice cause I am awesome
I am not a Zombie! says:
=P
Alex - Eldar Hard Campaign Progress: Eldar 1, Chaos 0. Dark Eldar 3. says:
dunno who the EMH are
Alex - Eldar Hard Campaign Progress: Eldar 1, Chaos 0. Dark Eldar 3. says:
Dr House is awesome
I am not a Zombie! says:
Emergency Medical Hologram
I am not a Zombie! says:
Star Trek
Alex - Eldar Hard Campaign Progress: Eldar 1, Chaos 0. Dark Eldar 3. says:
oh
Alex - Eldar Hard Campaign Progress: Eldar 1, Chaos 0. Dark Eldar 3. says:
I has medical droids.
I am not a Zombie! says:
I have Bacta
I am not a Zombie! says:
and Cure Materia
Alex - Eldar Hard Campaign Progress: Eldar 1, Chaos 0. Dark Eldar 3. says:
Also, most of the medicinal stuff is done through cloning.
I am not a Zombie! says:
sheep don't count
Alex - Eldar Hard Campaign Progress: Eldar 1, Chaos 0. Dark Eldar 3. says:
"I have a cold" "We'll have you a new respiratory system in 20 minutes.
Alex - Eldar Hard Campaign Progress: Eldar 1, Chaos 0. Dark Eldar 3. says:
"
I am not a Zombie! says:
yeah
I am not a Zombie! says:
of a sheep
Alex - Eldar Hard Campaign Progress: Eldar 1, Chaos 0. Dark Eldar 3. says:
no
Alex - Eldar Hard Campaign Progress: Eldar 1, Chaos 0. Dark Eldar 3. says:
of a human.
I am not a Zombie! says:
it's baaaad medicine
Alex - Eldar Hard Campaign Progress: Eldar 1, Chaos 0. Dark Eldar 3. says:
A superhero human.
I am not a Zombie! says:
Sheepman?
Alex - Eldar Hard Campaign Progress: Eldar 1, Chaos 0. Dark Eldar 3. says:
NOE.
Alex - Eldar Hard Campaign Progress: Eldar 1, Chaos 0. Dark Eldar 3. says:
No sheep.
I am not a Zombie! says:
Nwhat does Nintendo of WEurope have to do with this
Alex - Eldar Hard Campaign Progress: Eldar 1, Chaos 0. Dark Eldar 3. says:
Everything!!
I am not a Zombie! says:
ah so your medicine is delayed upwards of 6 months
I am not a Zombie! says:
this is so wing wonged
Alex - Eldar Hard Campaign Progress: Eldar 1, Chaos 0. Dark Eldar 3. says:
And no. Flash-cloning.
Alex - Eldar Hard Campaign Progress: Eldar 1, Chaos 0. Dark Eldar 3. says:
Because it's extreme.
I am not a Zombie! says:
naked sheep clones?
Alex - Eldar Hard Campaign Progress: Eldar 1, Chaos 0. Dark Eldar 3. says:
My nation is fucking named after adrenaline AND WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND FUCKING SHEEP CLONES

[Major Blood]

Our innermost nerds got ahold of us again...


[22:01] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: Freeze Perducci!
[22:02] Not so Karesh: ummm
[22:02] Not so Karesh: No?
[22:03] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: I said FREEZE Perducci!
[22:03] Not so Karesh: No?
[22:03] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: *Shoots you in the head with a shotgun*
[22:04] Not so Karesh: *Protaganistic defiance of bullets*
[22:05] Not so Karesh: *Raises combat pistol*
[22:05] Not so Karesh: I'm the good guy. You lose.
[22:05] Not so Karesh: *fires*
[22:10] Not so Karesh: HAH
[22:10] Not so Karesh: I FINALLY KILLED HIM
[22:10] Not so Karesh: YAY
[22:13] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: *Rises again as a zombie*
[22:13] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: BRAINS
[22:13] Not so Karesh: *Fires again*
[22:13] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: ....BRIAN
[22:13] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: I NEED BRIAN
[22:13] Not so Karesh: *Purposely aiming for limbs*
[22:14] Not so Karesh: NOW YOU'LL SIT THERE
[22:14] Not so Karesh: UNABLE TO MOVE
[22:14] Not so Karesh: CRAVING SOMETHING BEYOND YOUR REACH FOR ETERNITY
[22:14] Not so Karesh: Or until you starve to death
[22:14] Not so Karesh: depends on what kind of zombie you rae
[22:14] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: *Wills the nanobots in his blood to regenerate his limbs*
[22:14] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: Nah, just joshin ya.
[22:15] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: I'm no zombie, i'm a nanotech warrior.
[22:15] Not so Karesh: Ah
[22:15] Not so Karesh: That explains alot.
[22:15] Not so Karesh: Like your lack of dying
[22:15] Not so Karesh: Alot.
[22:15] Not so Karesh: Now I know what to do..
[22:15] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: *Makes his nanobots construct an EMP shield&
[22:15] Not so Karesh: EMP shield?!
[22:15] Not so Karesh: HAH
[22:16] Not so Karesh: IOOOOOON
[22:16] Not so Karesh: CANON
[22:16] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: *Shuts down his nanobots*
[22:16] Not so Karesh: *Lasers come down from the sky*
[22:16] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: ...*turns on his nanobots again*
[22:16] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: Unless you destroy them all, you'll never kill me.
[22:16] Not so Karesh: Accept this, as a parting gift from the GDI!
[22:17] Not so Karesh: *Escapes in a pod*
[22:17] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: *Is Blasted*
[22:18] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: Oh and by the way...
[22:18] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: Remember when i said there was nanobots in my blood?
[22:19] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: And you shot me.
[22:19] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: ?
[22:19] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: Well good news! Blood spatter on you.
[22:19] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: *Regenerates beside you*
[22:19] Not so Karesh: Well, you'd be the you from back then
[22:20] Not so Karesh: Therefore having no knowledge of Ion cannons that I may or may not have access too.
[22:20] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: Except that you JUST told me about it last message.
[22:20] Not so Karesh: *Hugs, calling down a second Ion Cannon Strike*
[22:20] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: HA
[22:20] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: You'll take us BOTH out now!
[22:20] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: Because we're both still in the pod!
[22:20] Not so Karesh: IT IS WORTH IT
[22:20] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: *Destroys the door handle
[22:20] Not so Karesh: TO RID THE WORLD OF YOU
[22:20] Not so Karesh: *Keeps hugging*
[22:21] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: Oh and before we die...
[22:21] Not so Karesh: No, wait.
[22:21] Not so Karesh: Me first
[22:21] Not so Karesh: I'm a robot
[22:21] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: Just so you know, i never leave headquarters without leaving a backup blood vial.
[22:21] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: Full of nanobots.
[22:22] Not so Karesh: The real me is somewhere in Alpha Quadrent destroying something
[22:22] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: So our fight really was worthless.
[22:22] Not so Karesh: Yea
[22:23] Not so Karesh: At least I learned the true value of lo-*Ion strike hits*
[22:23] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: (btw, get a sprite sheet made, i have a comic idea i want to do with us)
[22:23] Not so Karesh: I have an unfinished one
[22:24] Not so Karesh: Pretty basic crap
[22:24] Not so Karesh: Luna made it a while ago
[22:24] *** Not so Karesh is trying to send you "kareshrevised.gif": c:\program files\trillian\users\default\cache\MSN-grthwllms@hotmail.com-thumb224.png
[22:24] Not so Karesh: Never did get around to getting a weapon for it
[22:25] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: (Back to our pseudo-roleplay thing)
[22:26] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: Well, since my secret about the nanobots is out in the open now, i think it's time to put Operation "Flood" into play.
[22:26] Not so Karesh: Sounds like a good time
[22:27] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: The NOD is about to CRUSH whatever backwater hick battalion you command.
[22:27] Not so Karesh: ..
[22:27] Not so Karesh: Avatar of War = hick battalion?
[22:27] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: Whatever.
[22:28] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: See, what most people don't know about me is that my blood is type-O.
[22:28] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: Which means it can be transfused into anyone without repurcussions.
[22:29] Not so Karesh: That's interesting.
[22:30] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: So, with every country i conquered, every city i took control of, i made it law that every citizen had to have a small portion of my blood injected into their own bloodstream.
[22:30] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: *Starts up the Flood-Network*
[22:30] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: About 1.5 billion people now have my nanobot infused blood in their body.
[22:31] Not so Karesh: Thankfully the Aeon don't employ soldiers in that sense, so my legions of automated weapons are unnaffected
[22:31] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: Maybe.
[22:31] Not so Karesh: The relentless slaughter of your newly captured minions is a regrettable evil
[22:32] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: But what were to happen if i sent out a worldwide signal for the nanobots to regenerate my own body?
[22:32] Not so Karesh: ....
[22:32] Not so Karesh: that's...
[22:32] Not so Karesh: That's insane
[22:32] Not so Karesh: You couldnt
[22:32] Not so Karesh: You'd unmake all that is humanity
[22:32] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: You couldn't kill me ALONE without taking out your own minions, what were to happen if there were 1.5 billion of me
[22:33] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: ?
[22:33] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: (Approximatly)
[22:33] Not so Karesh: Well, there is the option for me to, well, forget about you.
[22:33] Not so Karesh: Leave the planet with my Knights and Crusaders
[22:34] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: What's this? Surrender and retreat?
[22:34] Not so Karesh: and then plant the seed of the Cybrans
[22:34] Not so Karesh: A relentless AI army, constantly rebuilding and attacking
[22:34] Not so Karesh: death may never come for you in this scenario
[22:34] Not so Karesh: But an eternity of pain is all that will await for you in this.
[22:35] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: Ha.
[22:35] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: Ha ha.
[22:35] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: HA HA HA HA.
[22:35] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: Do you HONESTLY THINK I'M TOO STUPID TO NOT BE ABLE TO DEVISE A SOLUTION TO YOUR AI ARMY?
[22:36] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: I CREATED NANOBOTS THAT CAN REGENERATE A FULL BODY FROM A SINGLE CELL!
[22:36] Not so Karesh: I think you're stupid enough to take long enough for me to get that whole nuke you from orbit thing going
[22:36] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: Then i hope you've got enough to carpet bomb the whole damn planet.
[22:37] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: But i don't think you're willing to do that.
[22:37] Not so Karesh: Oh, I'm pretty willing to do just about anything
[22:37] Not so Karesh: Which is funny, because all YOU would need to do
[22:38] Not so Karesh: Is accept The Way
[22:38] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: Ha.
[22:38] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: The Nod will NEVER accept your Way.
[22:38] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: We live by our OWN way.
[22:38] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: So.
[22:39] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: You're willing to nuke the whole planet.
[22:39] Not so Karesh: didn't say tht
[22:39] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: [22:36] Not so Karesh: I think you're stupid enough to take long enough for me to get that whole nuke you from orbit thing going
[22:40] Not so Karesh: Right, nuke YOU
[22:40] Not so Karesh: 1.5 billion still isn't the whole planet
[22:40] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: Touche.
[22:41] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: But lets hypothesize for a moment shall we?
[22:41] Not so Karesh: Sure
[22:41] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: Lets say for instance that there were a phase two of Operation "Flood"
[22:41] Not so Karesh: I theorize that your using of my font is a subconcious attempt to accept the way
[22:41] Not so Karesh: You know you want to
[22:41] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: Fixed.
[22:41] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: AAAAANYWAYS
[22:42] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: Lets say for instance that i had planned for your threats of nuclear strike...
[22:42] Not so Karesh: Which wouldnt exactly be hard to see coming
[22:42] Not so Karesh: I mean, practicalyl every other plan of mine has the backup of "Nuke em from orbit"
[22:43] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: And had deep space missle launchers spread out every 5 miles of the land i control.
[22:43] Not so Karesh: That'd be an impressive waste of resources
[22:43] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: All loaded with the coordinates of your homeworld and filled with my blood.
[22:43] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: But that's not the best part.
[22:43] Not so Karesh: You have no idea how far that is, do oyu
[22:44] Not so Karesh: Just as a hint
[22:44] Not so Karesh: Alpha Centauri is the closest star system to our Solar System
[22:45] Not so Karesh: It is 41.5 Trillion kilometers away from earth
[22:45] Not so Karesh: Comes up to about 4 and a half light years
[22:45] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: Let me finish.
[22:45] Not so Karesh: I'll keep going too
[22:45] Not so Karesh: Now, that's Alpha Centari
[22:46] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: Do go on.
[22:46] Not so Karesh: even I don't fucking know how far the Aeons homeworld would be, and I don't really care.
[22:46] Not so Karesh: The one way you can get there in a reasonable amount of time is a gate.
[22:46] Not so Karesh: Technology NOD simply doesn't have access too
[22:46] Not so Karesh: to*
[22:46] Not so Karesh: On top of THAT
[22:46] Not so Karesh: If I really felt like it
[22:46] Not so Karesh: I could just leave
[22:47] Not so Karesh: and wait for the Tiberium to consume your world
[22:47] Not so Karesh: Hell, I could help it along if I was so inclined
[22:47] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: Then do it if you really think it will destroy us.
[22:48] Not so Karesh: It'd certainly be a start
[22:48] Not so Karesh: Take everyone who accepts the Way with me, and just leave you to do whatever
[22:49] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: You underestimate the human will.
[22:49] Not so Karesh: You mean
[22:49] Not so Karesh: Majorbloods will
[22:49] Not so Karesh: Cause you'd be the only one left
[22:49] Not so Karesh: Well, you and 1.5 billion other yous
[22:49] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: Oh? Then lets get an outsider opinion then shall we?
[22:50] Not so Karesh: sure
[22:50] *** bungledude@gmail.com (Phillip) has joined the conversation.
[22:50] Not so Karesh: It'd have to be someone with no idea who NOD or the Aeon Illimunate are
[22:51] Phil www.myspace.com/keetley for the new funky white boy track: okay.
[22:51] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: He's an objective outsider.
[22:51] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: Lets test human willpower shall we?
[22:51] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: Ask your question.
[22:52] Phil www.myspace.com/keetley for the new funky white boy track: pfft. like i could give an intelligible answer. but shoot
[22:53] Not so Karesh: Given the choice between A. Accepting the religion of the Aeon Iluminate, a faction which gained advanced technology and a deep understanding of the universe from an alien race
[22:53] Not so Karesh: and living on earth
[22:53] Not so Karesh: with 1.5 billion Majorbloods
[22:54] Not so Karesh: All are members of a faction called NOD, which is run by a centurys old psychopath who purposely accelerated the process of Tiberiums destruction of earth for his own gain
[22:54] Not so Karesh: Which would you choose?
[22:55] Phil www.myspace.com/keetley for the new funky white boy track: oh easily 1.5 billion majorbloods the other one sounds totally up its own ass.
[22:55] Not so Karesh: I like you.
[22:55] Not so Karesh: Lets be friends
[22:56] Phil www.myspace.com/keetley for the new funky white boy track: bah.
[22:56] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: I told you.
[22:56] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: No human will ever accept your way.
[22:56] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: We'd rather die.
[22:56] Not so Karesh: Quite a few already did though
[22:56] Not so Karesh: That's kinda how we have an army and such
[22:57] Not so Karesh: and wage the infinite war
[22:58] *** Phillip has left the conversation.
[22:58] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: Then plant your seed.
[22:59] Majorblood - Eviscerate the Proletariat: And see how far that gets you.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

[16:06] Reformed Murphyist - Thadius: *Aims a very large gun-looking thing at you*
[16:06] I am not a Zombie!: *eep*
[16:06] I am not a Zombie!: did you not pay attention. Never consume a powersource bigger then your head
[16:06] Reformed Murphyist - Thadius: *Hooks up his end to his brain and other vital parts*
[16:07] Reformed Murphyist - Thadius: It was a cup of coffee. It hardly ranked under 'head'
[16:07] Reformed Murphyist - Thadius: ...Dear God that sounds wrong now that it is typed.
[16:07] I am not a Zombie!: so wing wong'd

[Thadius]

What happens when you ambush Mauve in a late-nite chat?
Anything. But more likely than not, it will take a turn for the awesome.

Thadius: In a world gone mad...There's Mauve.
Mauve: ....And it is awesome.
Thadius: Indeed it is, Your Mauveness.
Indeed it is.
Mauve: Hehehheee.
I see you've already found the new pic in the caption contest. I almost forgot to post a pic. >.> <.<
Thadius: Yes. Yes I have. And that was the first thing to spring to mind.
Mauve: It was good. XD
Thadius: I took it from one of the Star Trek movies. I think it was 4. But I can't be sure.
Mauve: Well then, there's an extra added layer of nerdiness I didn't know about, right there!
Thadius: Mainly, the idea of something that large and unwieldy being lost so easily just made all the humoriffic sense I needed.
And in late-nite chatrooms, the English language is suffering at one million to naught.
Mauve: YES BEECUZ IT IS LAYTE AND ENGLISSH GRAMER IS SLEEPIN!
Thadius: ...I would almost swear that one of the ingredients that powers you is butchered English teachers just as they're about to give a lecture.
Mauve: >.>
<.<
Maybe.
Thadius: ...Something like that would be awesome, though.
Mauve: Then I could attack with the souls of dead grammar nazis... "CAPITALIZATION ATTACK!!" "DOUBLE NEGATIVE PUNCH!!"
Thadius: I think the awesome of something like that would outweigh the awfulness of butchered English teachers.
Mauve: Yes. Yes it would
Thadius: Then we are agreed. The 50-foot tall Grammar Nazi robot must be built for the sake of the awesome.
Mauve: Only if it gets lasers.
Thadius: Lasers...that shoot exclamation points!
Mauve: And razor-edged commas fly from its palms, like ninja throwing stars!!!
Thadius: It shoots double negative missiles that don't not hurt!
Mauve: To SLICE through the run-on sentences of INJUSTICE!
the commas.
And it's main weapon is a giant red marker to underline all your worldly faults and lower your grade.
Thadius: "F-?!"
Mauve: And the power of that much Failure will make you cease to exist.
Thadius: "The Grammar Nazi Robot must be in town! Quick, to the Bad Grammar mobile!"
Mauve: But it's no match for Grammar Nazi's powers of grammatical doom.
GN slows down the Bad Grammar Mobile's momentum by adding the necessary punctuation.
Thadius: One man has the power needed. Apostrophe Man and his sidekick Alliteration Boy!
Mauve: IS NO ESSAY SAFE?!
Thadius: He was gonna be the Comma Kid, but frankly, all he's good for is the alliteration.
Mauve: Wouldn't it be Alliteration Adolescent?
Thadius: Point to Mauve.
Mauve: Booyah!!
Thadius: Yes, but it's a point you had given me. So technically, you've given yourself a point, and that's a no-no.
Mauve: It only took me two majors in journalism and a minor in English to accomplish that work of alliteration.
Thadius: I do it accidentally all the time.
Mauve: We are geniuses.
MASTERS OF THE INGLISH LANGUIDGE!
Thadius: A while back there was a Cthulu picture in the caption contest. I did two C's and four S's.
Without even thinking about it.
Mauve: Heee!
Truly, the Force is strong in this one.
Thadius: And now that it has been typed, it sounds really really wrong.
Mauve: ....
....
...
XD

[Nikose Tyris]

ŊĨķôşë says:
I love telemarketers
ŊĨķôşë says:
"Hello?"
"Hello?"
"Hi, I am-"
"Hello?"
"Hello?"
"Hello."
"Hello."
"..."
"..."
"...Hello?"
"Hiya!"
"Hello, may I please speak to a mister or misses Robins-"
"NO!" *Slams phone*

[Flarecobra]

Said at work:

Boss: "So you're going to marry a brother, right?"
Female co-worker: "Well, I don't want to get married, but I want to be with a black or a hispanic guy because I want a mocha-colored baby."

Officer1: "So think I can get a ride with your squadron?"
Officer2: "Sure, I think you've gotten all training done."
O1: "All I need to do is get hung."
*Insert aukward pause here*
*Rest of the office looks at each other then starts giggling like schoolgirls*
O1: *Looking around* "What?"

Officer: "Hey Staff Sergeant, want some of my jerked meat?"

[TDK]

[20:04] TheDarkNight0333: Dammit fifth, why'd you do that?
[20:05] nailsmccabe: why'd I do what?
[20:05] TheDarkNight0333: The general forum should remain unviolated.
[20:05] nailsmccabe: What general forum?
[20:05] nailsmccabe: oh you mean the Lackadaisy!
[20:05] TheDarkNight0333: THE GENERAL FORUM SHOULD BE GENERAL.
[20:06] TheDarkNight0333: Its not even general anymore! Its seargent at best!
[20:06] nailsmccabe: It's better than general
[20:06] nailsmccabe: it's lackadaisically general
[20:06] TheDarkNight0333: Dear god, that's not even a WORD!
[20:07] nailsmccabe: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/lackadaisy
[20:07] nailsmccabe: FACE
[20:07] TheDarkNight0333: ...You win this round, fifth.
[20:09] TheDarkNight0333: And now I'm off to wingwong this.

[SephirothSama]

Me and KP!

Pnight Kneumatic (1:53:04 AM): Frankly... I wouldn't trust anything that screamed "NUDE UP!"
Kneumatic Pnight (1:53:23 AM): Not for other people to nude up.
Pnight Kneumatic (1:53:29 AM): Yeah.
Kneumatic Pnight (1:53:34 AM): Just imagine the guy who is constantly the cynical smart one.
Kneumatic Pnight (1:53:45 AM): And then, at every worst opportunity, begins to try to take his clothes off.
Kneumatic Pnight (1:53:51 AM): =D?
Pnight Kneumatic (1:53:58 AM): Meh.
Kneumatic Pnight (1:54:01 AM): )=
Kneumatic Pnight (1:54:04 AM): *nudes up*
Pnight Kneumatic (1:54:04 AM): I'd lose respect.
Kneumatic Pnight (1:54:18 AM): RESPECT IS FOR THE WEAK!
Pnight Kneumatic (1:54:21 AM): *points and laughs(
Pnight Kneumatic (1:54:22 AM): **
Kneumatic Pnight (1:55:42 AM): I'm cold and bored.
Pnight Kneumatic (1:55:48 AM): XD
Pnight Kneumatic (1:55:54 AM): You were hot yesterday...
Kneumatic Pnight (1:56:01 AM): I'm not actually cold.
Kneumatic Pnight (1:56:09 AM): It's still hot here.
Kneumatic Pnight (1:56:18 AM): But you can't get nuder.
Kneumatic Pnight (1:56:23 AM): ...or can you.
Pnight Kneumatic (1:56:35 AM): If you're male.
Kneumatic Pnight (1:56:35 AM): *riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip*
Kneumatic Pnight (1:56:41 AM): OH GOD
Pnight Kneumatic (1:56:47 AM): XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pnight Kneumatic (1:56:59 AM): *dies laughing*
Pnight Kneumatic (1:57:46 AM): I want to wingwong that. XD
Kneumatic Pnight (1:57:48 AM): it burns like fire

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Kid6413 (2:42:40 PM): boo
KareshXVII (2:43:04 PM): No.
Kid6413 (2:43:11 PM): what?
KareshXVII (2:43:17 PM): .oN
Kid6413 (2:43:27 PM): the fuck?
KareshXVII (2:43:39 PM): o.N
Kid6413 (2:47:20 PM): lets see how long you can keep this up
Kid6413 (2:48:54 PM): wow, not very long eh?
KareshXVII (2:49:11 PM): .No
KareshXVII (2:49:19 PM): N.o
Kid6413 (2:49:32 PM): YOU ARE OUT OF OPTIONS
KareshXVII (2:50:25 PM): NO.
Kid6413 (2:50:37 PM): gasp

[Loyal]

AXOren123 (8:09:11 PM): I understand terminal velocity now
AXOren123 (8:10:11 PM): Speed is directly proportional to energy
AXOren123 (8:10:39 PM): Potential energy can not be superceded buy kinetic energy
AXOren123 (8:13:04 PM): There is limit indirectly proportional to potential energy times kinetic. When the object is not moving, it has a speed limit of infinity.
AXOren123 (8:13:35 PM): Using this, you can actually send things through space and time by using a temporal field distortion.
AXOren123 (8:13:49 PM): Although, this is quite improbable with our level of technology.
AXOren123 (8:15:55 PM): Meaning with our level of technology, we'd have to produce something with more energy than what we want to send through space, while sending both of them through space.
AXOren123 (8:15:57 PM): A paradox
AXOren123 (8:24:13 PM): we will have to find a way to stall light to the point of absolute 0 + some constant.
AXOren123 (8:27:27 PM): or
AXOren123 (8:27:35 PM): we'd have to make light faster
AXOren123 (8:27:46 PM): like how it was at the big bang
AXOren123 (8:28:06 PM): the only conundrum here is... heavy amounts of energy.
AXOren123 (8:28:22 PM): like the energy produced daily buy 6 super novas.
loyal2nes (10:59:27 PM): ...who the hell TEACHES you this stuff!?
AXOren123 (11:09:03 PM): no one
AXOren123 (11:09:07 PM): I think about it on my own
loyal2nes (11:09:45 PM): ...I have no doubt that you'll use your powers for evil someday. But I think it'll be awesome nonetheless.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

[18:18] mammothtank x: Wish I could discern the lyrics though. I realize half of it is in Japanese, but still.
[18:18] DaTripleT03: yeah
[18:18] DaTripleT03: and I never like Lyrical work added to VG Insturmentals
[18:21] mammothtank x: At 2:20 in this video begins the most beautiful rendition of To Far Away Times I've ever heard. =D
[18:22] DaTripleT03: ...I lurve Far Away Times...oh goddammit this is Chrono Rexurrection
[18:22] DaTripleT03: *to his monitor* I wish I can quit you
[18:23] mammothtank x: =\
[18:23] DaTripleT03: I hate S-E. Why ruin a good thing, give these guys a budget and let them make Chrono Ressurection
[18:24] mammothtank x: Well it's like this, see. I think, anyway.
[18:25] mammothtank x: Squeenix shot CR down so that they could do it themselves, but it's unlikely that they'll ever actually get around to it because they have so many other things to do.
[18:25] DaTripleT03: yeah
[18:25] mammothtank x: I don't understand why not, though - it would rake cash in all over the place.
[18:25] DaTripleT03: milking FF (man TFAT rendition is great) and releasing crappy games
[18:26] DaTripleT03: I would buy 2 copies, one to play and one to worship
[18:26] mammothtank x: XD
[18:26] DaTripleT03: Chrono Trigger is a game so great, that God himself prays to it
[18:26] mammothtank x: I wouldn't say that... but I bet he's played it.
[18:26] mammothtank x: =D
[18:27] DaTripleT03: yeah. "Ho damn this game is great" *picks up phone* "Yeah Gabe, put armegeddon on hold, gonna go rez Crono Now."
[18:27] mammothtank x: XD

[Loyal]

Rathier0 (12:09:09 PM): Heheheh. You probably recognize the art style of the comic I just submitted.
Rathier0 (12:09:37 PM): This will tell you that A) It is not mine and B) who I've allied myself with.
loyal2nes (12:10:01 PM): Besides the FF6 background, I recognize nothing remarkable... besides the text boxes.
Rathier0 (12:10:07 PM): Very good.
Rathier0 (12:10:33 PM): You probably also recognize it does not cohere to my traditional 4 frames.
Rathier0 (12:10:45 PM): Now, what does the style of the text boxes tell you?
loyal2nes (12:10:53 PM): And since I'm not going to fish through the comic archives I'm going to assume it's either Dragonsbane, Demon, or something outside the forums altogether.
Rathier0 (12:11:03 PM): No no, it's in the forums.
Rathier0 (12:11:26 PM): He's our residental bisexual.
loyal2nes (12:11:34 PM): ...
loyal2nes (12:11:44 PM): Do you have any idea how many of those we have now?

[Thadius]

I am Rathier0 and Loyal is, well, Loyal.

Rathier0 (9:49:42 AM): Yes. All is proceeding as we have foreseen.
Rathier0 (9:50:05 AM): And no, I will never get tired of using that line.
loyal2nes (9:50:38 AM): Just so long as you don't get a lightsaber or a horrible set of teeth I'll tolerate it.
Rathier0 (9:51:15 AM): Feh. Palpatine didn't need a lightsaber in the end. And if he had better dental hygene, he might not have died.
Rathier0 (9:51:41 AM): I mean, honestly. He could have won Luke over with a charming smile.
Rathier0 (9:51:49 AM): ...Dear god, my brain will not stop now.
Rathier0 (9:51:53 AM): AGGGGH!
Rathier0 (9:51:58 AM): THE MENTAL IMAGES!
loyal2nes (9:52:00 AM): Might've helped if he had a clearer voice.
loyal2nes (9:52:24 AM): Darth Vader could've gotten the entire universe under his thumb by sheer merit of his charisma alone.
Rathier0 (9:52:35 AM): SOMEBODY GET ME BRAINBLEACH! FAILING THAT, KEROSENE AND A MATCH!
Rathier0 (9:52:54 AM): I CAN'T STOP PICTURING PALPATINE, LUKE, AND VADER IN A RELATIONSHIP!
loyal2nes (9:52:59 AM): XD
Rathier0 (9:53:18 AM): And now that it has been said, somebody, somewhere, has a site dedicated to that imagery.
loyal2nes (9:53:32 AM): How does it feel?
Rathier0 (9:53:37 AM): HORRIBLE.
Rathier0 (9:53:59 AM): I will never be able to watch Star Wars again.
Rathier0 (9:54:19 AM): At least, not without that image popping up at every stage.
Rathier0 (9:54:35 AM): Including Palpatine and Anikin.
Rathier0 (9:54:55 AM): The Star Wars series is forever ruined.
loyal2nes (9:55:03 AM): Bahaha.
Rathier0 (9:55:12 AM): Oh pish-posh.
Rathier0 (9:55:25 AM): I bet you won't be able to watch Star Wars ever again either.
loyal2nes (9:55:52 AM): No, I've not been giving it much thought to begin with.
loyal2nes (9:56:13 AM): Furthermore, my mind is fixated on the mental image of Palpatine with an award-winning smile and it makes me laugh.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

I am Iron Man, nobody wants me, I just stare at the world says:
you're next on my list boy
Alex - Eldar Hard Campaign Progress: On hold until I beat Ninja Gaiden Black. The vigoorian flail is AWESOME. says:
boi?
I am Iron Man, nobody wants me, I just stare at the world says:
...
I am Iron Man, nobody wants me, I just stare at the world says:
you hurt my head, and I swear if you wingwong this, I'll find you and cut you
Alex - Eldar Hard Campaign Progress: On hold until I beat Ninja Gaiden Black. The vigoorian flail is AWESOME. says:
...You're just trying to get me to wingwong this.
I am Iron Man, nobody wants me, I just stare at the world says:
NO
Alex - Eldar Hard Campaign Progress: On hold until I beat Ninja Gaiden Black. The vigoorian flail is AWESOME. says:
Ohoho! Reverse psychology again!
I am Iron Man, nobody wants me, I just stare at the world says:
...
Alex - Eldar Hard Campaign Progress: On hold until I beat Ninja Gaiden Black. The vigoorian flail is AWESOME. says:
You sneaky, sneaky bastard, you.
I am Iron Man, nobody wants me, I just stare at the world says:
you're an idiot
Alex - Eldar Hard Campaign Progress: On hold until I beat Ninja Gaiden Black. The vigoorian flail is AWESOME. says:
I'm going to NOT follow your ANTI-REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY by wingwonging this.
I am Iron Man, nobody wants me, I just stare at the world says:
you hurt my brain

[TDK]

Pete=Me Stephen=Lord of Joshelplex

[20:45] Pete: Good morrow! How dost thou fair?
[20:45] Stephen: very well mine good sir
[20:45] Pete: This news is most well received!
[20:45] Stephen: indeed
[20:46] Pete: Dost thou knowest where I might find some cocaine?
[20:46] Stephen: Thou muight wish to try the "Hood"
[20:46] Pete: And if there art canines coming outward from this neighborhood?
[20:47] Stephen: Thou may wish to shoot them
[20:47] Pete: Verily, I wilst pop a cap. I thank you, good sir.
[20:49] Stephen: indeed

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

[21:30] Karesh: Wait
[21:30] Karesh: Vicks?
[21:30] I am not a Zombie!: er Biggs
[21:30] I am not a Zombie!: sorry FF6 on the brain
[21:30] Karesh: I know what that's like
[21:30] Karesh: When I'm workin the line, and I mean to say "What veggies would you like?"
[21:30] Karesh: and I end up saying "I'm going to murder you and rape your family. Maybe in that order."
[21:30] I am not a Zombie!: ...
[21:31] Karesh: =D
[21:31] I am not a Zombie!: you're an idiot
[21:31] Karesh: But you love me
[21:31] I am not a Zombie!: ...
[21:31] I am not a Zombie!: I knew that would come back and knick me in the ass
[21:31] Karesh: So in order to keep your love, I must keep being myself!
[21:32] Karesh: NOT MY BRO
[21:32] Karesh: I AM GARTH THE ASSHOLE!
[21:32] Karesh: I AM MYSELF!
[21:32] I am not a Zombie!: unless you grow a Molestache then I will not love
[21:32] Karesh: now I just need an ultimate attack and I can go blow shit up in space
[21:32] Karesh: I thought you hated the stache
[21:32] I am not a Zombie!: I do
[21:32] I am not a Zombie!: so if you grow one
[21:32] I am not a Zombie!: I would cease loving you
[21:32] Karesh: Oh
[21:33] Karesh: I read that as you wouldn't love me unless I did
[21:33] I am not a Zombie!: so wing wong'd

[TDK]

Khael and I shouldn't be allowed to use the yahoo doodle program.
http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/842/screenlm6.png

[Khael!]

This is true. He started it though.

Khael Hawkins: I'm really the mighty Weeoo, but I'm still recovering from falling off the planet for now.
Pete Sheehan: Wha?
Khael Hawkins: Weeoo. It's something stupid my brother used to say at my younger brother to be funny.
Khael Hawkins: I stole it and have decided to spread it across the internet just to see if I can.
Khael Hawkins: it's become a bit of a joke on bobcraaft.
Pete Sheehan: Heh.
Pete Sheehan: A meme in the making.
Pete Sheehan: How do YOU pronounce meme? I like meh-meh.
Pete Sheehan: Or is it meem?
Khael Hawkins: I always said it meem.
Pete Sheehan: Fag!
Khael Hawkins: because I figured the japanese would say it meme, but they're too smart to invent something so dumb and viral.
Khael Hawkins: therefor the last e must be silent.
Pete Sheehan: Memes come from america.
Khael Hawkins: what I thought.
Pete Sheehan: Where we pronounce things stupidly. Therefore: MEHMEH!
Khael Hawkins: I'll call it something else just to confuse the hell outta people now.
Pete Sheehan: Pronounce it different or another word altogether?
Khael Hawkins: another word altogether.
Pete Sheehan: Like...
Pete Sheehan: Ripshnafcel
Pete Sheehan: !
Khael Hawkins: YES.
Pete Sheehan: Ripshnafcel.
Khael Hawkins: the new meme.
Pete Sheehan: "What's a weeoo?" "Oh, its my new ripshnafcel."

[Thadius]

Rick and I chat. Things happen. This was the one most noteworthy.

Rathier0 (10:08:37 PM): Anywho. I hereby poke you into doing a comic in the plotline of Skyshot-Loyal-Thadius.
Rathier0 (10:08:45 PM): I shall use mah pokin' stick
Rathier0 (10:08:51 PM): *Gets out a taser*
RickZarber (10:10:26 PM): Man, I got JAQ to work on.
Rathier0 (10:10:38 PM): That'll work too.
Rathier0 (10:10:46 PM): So long as it sufficiently awesome.
RickZarber (10:11:02 PM): A full page battle sequence awesome enough for ya?
Rathier0 (10:11:29 PM): Depends. Are you gonna do it or just talk about doin' it like Microsoft and their 'updates'?
Rathier0 (10:12:22 PM): Because otherwise Mr. Taser and you will become best friends.
RickZarber (10:13:06 PM): If Mr Taser can wait until Friday, then we're all good.
Rathier0 (10:15:08 PM): For that, you'll have to talk to Mr Trigger Finger.
RickZarber (10:15:28 PM): He looks kind of wimpy. I think I can take 'im.
Rathier0 (10:15:51 PM): Yes, but he tells Mr Taser when to become your friend.
RickZarber (10:16:10 PM): Not if I take him out.
RickZarber (10:16:10 PM): >>
RickZarber (10:16:11 PM): <<
Rathier0 (10:16:50 PM): True, but then there's the other Mr. Trigger Finger.
Rathier0 (10:17:20 PM): And he has Mr. Cattle Prod.
Rathier0 (10:17:52 PM): Not many people are good enough for Mr. Cattle Prod.
RickZarber (10:17:59 PM): Heheheh
RickZarber (10:19:36 PM): He disapproves of most things.

[Fenris]

NPFenris: My wrists!
NPFenris: They bleed!
Elise Renae: You would make a terrible emo.
Elise Renae: And you dont know what that's like.
NPFenris: No I don't.
NPFenris: Because I don't mutilate myself for whatever the hell you crazy kids mutilate yourself for these days.
NPFenris: Back in my day we beat each other with sticks.
Elise Renae: *shrugs*
NPFenris: Do you kids even know what a stick is?
Elise Renae: It comes from a tree...
Elise Renae: and it used to be a branch...
Elise Renae: that for whatever reason became estranged from its family tree.
Elise Renae: hahaha
Elise Renae: Bad joke.
NPFenris: That was terrible.
NPFenris: C- at best.
Elise Renae: Pfft.
Elise Renae: You just don't know comedy.
Elise Renae: I would have given it a B+.
NPFenris: I know comedy quite well.
NPFenris: I think that you overrate yourself.
Elise Renae: Never.
NPFenris: Or always?
Elise Renae: Such a feat is impossible when you are at the level of awesomeness that i am at.
NPFenris: Never end a sentence with a proposition.
NPFenris: -500 points.
Elise Renae: Don't be a prick to your friends!
Elise Renae: -1000 points.
NPFenris: I'll prick my friends whenever I want!
Elise Renae: lol

[bluestarultor]

bluestarultor: It's kinda funny.
bluestarultor: Usually Mes and I are on opposite sides of a given issue.
bluestarultor: It feels really weird agreeing with her, even if it is on Final Fantasy.
Greed: You're both still wrong though.
Greed: :D
bluestarultor: XD
bluestarultor: I'm wing-wonging that, I swear. XD


If you don't know what we're talking about, you haven't read the Dissidia thread.

[Major Blood]

[16:30] MajorBlood: YOU.
[16:31] MajorBlood: *Slaps you with a glove*
[16:31] MajorBlood: I challenge you to a duel!
[16:31] MajorBlood: Do you accept, or are you a COWARD?
[16:31] Nikose Isaias Tyris: ....
[16:31] Nikose Isaias Tyris: I accept. let me log into bobcraft
[16:31] MajorBlood: No no no.
[16:31] MajorBlood: Not bobcraft.
[16:32] MajorBlood: I challenge you to Rubber chickens at dawn!
[16:32] Nikose Isaias Tyris: ...
[16:32] Nikose Isaias Tyris: Sure. You named the weapon, I name the place.
[16:32] Nikose Isaias Tyris: My backyard.
[16:32] Nikose Isaias Tyris: I live at --- -------- ---, -------, -------
[16:32] Nikose Isaias Tyris: I'll pick you up from the Airport
[16:32] MajorBlood: No fair!
[16:32] MajorBlood: I live on the other side of the country!
[16:32] Nikose Isaias Tyris: if you don't show, you are a coward!
[16:33] MajorBlood: D:
[16:33] Nikose Isaias Tyris: =D

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

[20:25] Reformed Murphyist - Thadius: ...I think that works.
[20:26] I am not a Zombie!: my head hurts now
[20:26] Reformed Murphyist - Thadius: That's all right, enlightment is not easy to wrap one's brain around.
[20:26] I am not a Zombie!: now I may not be able to edit those sprites for you dancing
[20:26] Reformed Murphyist - Thadius: I'm still trying to wrap my brain around the fact that I found it whilst in bed.
[20:26] Reformed Murphyist - Thadius: I wonder, is it merely a time factor, or is it a clothes factor?
[20:27] I am not a Zombie!: time and darkness
[20:27] Reformed Murphyist - Thadius: Meh. I like the clothes one. Moments later it was the only thing that had changed and I found RELEVANT enlightment.
[20:27] I am not a Zombie!: thats why I do all my best work with no pants on
[20:28] Reformed Murphyist - Thadius: Truely, the nude are the philosphers.
[20:28] I am not a Zombie!: ...
[20:28] I am not a Zombie!: wing wong'd
[20:28] Reformed Murphyist - Thadius: I figured that.

[TDK]

Well greeks WERE famous both for nudity and for philosophy...

[Cloud Strife]

I'm Jarod, Kerberos is a friend of mine on another forum.

Jarod says:
http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showthread.php?p=796679#post796679
Jarod says:
The girl on my right.
Kerberos says:
your right is my left, right?
Jarod says:
Right.
Kerberos says:
so it's my right?
Jarod says:
No, -my- right.
Kerberos says:
right, that's my right, right?
Jarod says:
My right is your left.
Kerberos says:
right.
Jarod says:
Right.
Kerberos says:
it's corny, it's old
Kerberos says:
but i love that joke.
Jarod says:
I know, right?

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Me and Steel, on the topic of NPF Avatars;

Hawk says:
damn, looks like ICs damn Wind Edge is gona lead the mods straight to us!
Hawk says:
curse it's innate magic, return to master abilities!
Steel Shadow says:
Well, we'll just end up blaming pyros again anyway. I wonder how someone could even go about fighting the mods... maybe once they're outside the forums theyre less powerful...
Hawk says:
that would be my assumption as well
Hawk says:
unless they use hyperlinks to spam us repeatedly and link us back to npf enough to regain some of their powers...
Steel Shadow says:
...we're doomed.

[bluestarultor]

A Yaplet conversation between me and my brother!


bluestarultor: Hiya!
Phantom7: anyone alive and or kicking?
bluestarultor: Yep!
Phantom7: you know you can justg talk to me normally, we ARE in the same room
bluestarultor: ^_^
Phantom7: ^-^*
Phantom7: oh well
bluestarultor: XD
Phantom7: at least they'll know we really are two different individuals
bluestarultor: I don't think that was ever in question.
Phantom7: oh... I wish Kheal were on
bluestarultor: Yeah.
Phantom7: *pets his kitty*
bluestarultor: \me Watches him do so *
* bluestarultor
Phantom7: I think i'm going to go get myself another piece of pie
* bluestarultor watches him do so *
bluestarultor: /enter
bluestarultor: /ping
bluestarultor: Godammit, I really need to figure that out.
bluestarultor: /bell
bluestarultor: /leave
blahNPC: blah blah
Phantom7: ???
bluestarultor: There's a command that tells you who's entering and leaving.
bluestarultor: But I can't figure out what it was.
bluestarultor: /join
Phantom7: i dont think it really matters at this point
bluestarultor: It does to me! D:
bluestarultor: *bat emote*
Phantom7: my game is 64% of the way downloaded
Phantom7: wtf?
Phantom7: what's w/ the bat?
bluestarultor: I hope it crashes.
bluestarultor: An emote.
Phantom7: not that it isn't cool and al
Phantom7: all
bluestarultor: : [
bluestarultor: Without the space
Phantom7: you hope my computer crashes you heartless twitt?
bluestarultor: Says the man who can't spell "twit." XD
Phantom7: so sue me
bluestarultor: Mom would love that.
Phantom7: _.l..
bluestarultor: Real mature. -_-
Phantom7: i thought it was rather inventive
Phantom7: ^^
bluestarultor: It's a variation on a standard birdie emote.
bluestarultor: Should've used commas.
Phantom7: really?
Phantom7: i never knew there was one
bluestarultor: People on the internet do it in place of actual slapping and such.
Phantom7: (. )( .)
bluestarultor: ,,|,,
Phantom7: i can see you
Phantom7: woo hooo! 1 hour and six minutes remaining
bluestarultor: (_(_)
bluestarultor: (_)_)
bluestarultor: (_(_)
bluestarultor: (_)_)
Phantom7: <(''<;) (^''^) (>'')>
Phantom7: damn it! it ruined my kirby dance!
bluestarultor: Bwahahaha!
Phantom7: i'd be carefull if i were you, you never know when the shampoo gets replaced with nair(tm)
bluestarultor: Oh, noes!
bluestarultor: And you wouldn't get it because you don't shower anyways!
Phantom7: yes I do you ignorant pig
bluestarultor: :p
bluestarultor: Only when forced.
bluestarultor: Go take a shower.
Phantom7: go screw your cat
bluestarultor: You smell like a wet dog.
Phantom7: you go first , i already placed the nair
Phantom7: thats because mom can't wash cloths correctly
bluestarultor: Bald is beautiful!
Phantom7: seriously, most of the clothes in my drawer smell like wet dog
bluestarultor: Yes she can.
bluestarultor: It's drying them that's the problem.
Phantom7: she obviously hasn't touched your laundry lately
bluestarultor: So wash them.
Phantom7: true
bluestarultor: =D
Phantom7: i would except i have an even worse attention span and forget to dry them even more often
Phantom7: I wonder what will be going through people's heads when they wake up in the morning only to log on and see this
Phantom7: 58 minutes remaining on my download
bluestarultor: Probably that we're funny as hell.

[Phantom7]

I'll get you back for this blue, just you wait. I know where you live, eat, and sleep.

[Fenris]

CelesJessa: *does the cha cha*
FenrisWolf: I lika da cha cha
CelesJessa: I lika do da cha cha
FenrisWolf: I no lika do da cha cha
FenrisWolf: I lika da cha cha
CelesJessa: Why you no lika do da cha cha?
FenrisWolf: I no good at do da cha cha
CelesJessa: You can be no good at da cha cha unless you practice doing da cha cha
FenrisWolf: I practice do da cha cha at home.
FenrisWolf: But I no do da cha cha.
CelesJessa: why not?
FenrisWolf: I no good at do da cha cha!
CelesJessa: I can teach you be good at da cha cha
FenrisWolf: Let da classes do da cha cha begin!
CelesJessa: First, to do da cha cha
CelesJessa: you must prepare to do da cha cha
FenrisWolf: *notes on da cha cha*
CelesJessa: Then, you must do da cha cha
CelesJessa: slow at first
CelesJessa: then faster as you get better at da cha cha
FenrisWolf: So, we start slow when we do da cha cha?
CelesJessa: yes
CelesJessa: INTERMISSION (http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs22/f/2008/015/e/f/Avatar_by_timsparks.gif)

[Kerensky287]

Big Mac is "I am not a zombie!" and I'm "Alex - [whatever title]". We were talking about the newest Let's Play FF6.

I am not a Zombie! says:
so No rising Phoenix gag T_T

Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!! says:
next time

Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!! says:
I didn't have room :(

I am not a Zombie! says:
i know

I am not a Zombie! says:
but still

Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!! says:
yeah

Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!! says:
I will next time

I am not a Zombie! says:
yay

Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!! says:
"Oh, by the way... AHNULD has learned some new blitzes!"

I am not a Zombie! says:
yay

Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!! says:
"Here's one where he clones himself. And then sets them on fire. And then throws them."

Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!! says:
"...Yeah, I probably wouldn't have made a fight JUST for this, but Big Mac wouldn't shut up, so..."

I am not a Zombie! says:
...

I am not a Zombie! says:
jerk face

Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!! says:
lol

I am not a Zombie! says:
you COULD say hmm, it appears that Big Mac has used more from sabin then just his sprites

Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!! says:
...

Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!! says:
...A gay joke?

I am not a Zombie! says:
...

I am not a Zombie! says:
NO oh god no

Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!! says:
...he's a flamer?

I am not a Zombie! says:
...

[CelesJessa]

I know it's just with me, but I think I just made the best typo ever:

Celes says:
hehe I'm watching some rifftrax for Star Wars episode 3
Celes says:
the fight with Count Dooky
Celes says:
er
Celes says:
Dooku

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!! is Kerensky
I am not a Zombie is Me

Discussion: My latest comic (http://www.parkercomics.com/Tales)

[20:50] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: or will they be stuffed?
[20:50] I am not a Zombie!: oh yes
[20:50] I am not a Zombie!: they will be stuffed
[20:50] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: or will they be undressed and played with like....
[20:50] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: ............
[20:50] I am not a Zombie!: *rimshot*
[20:50] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: okay i just read that sentence you son of a bitch

[bluestarultor]

TMF Iron mac: you love CT?
bluestarultor: Yeah.
TMF Iron mac: [www.youtube.com]
bluestarultor: That was what now?
TMF Iron mac: what
bluestarultor: I must not have gotten that far.
TMF Iron mac: beautiful song
bluestarultor: Well yeah, but I dont see what it has to do with CT.
TMF Iron mac: ...
TMF Iron mac: ChronO Symphonic
bluestarultor: But was it in the game?
TMF Iron mac: yes
TMF Iron mac: but this is a remix
bluestarultor: Oh.
bluestarultor: That may be part of why I dodn't recognize it.
TMF Iron mac: oh sweet merciful buddah
TMF Iron mac: i just d/l the entire Chrono Symphonic Track
bluestarultor: Sorry. I was expecting chiptunes. XD
bluestarultor: HOLY SMACK!
TMF Iron mac: what
bluestarultor: I didn't realize that was the ending music!
TMF Iron mac: hahahahaha
bluestarultor: No wonder I didn't recognize it!
TMF Iron mac: gorgeous
bluestarultor: I never bear the game. XD
bluestarultor: Beat
TMF Iron mac: ...
* TMF Iron mac casts Ultima
bluestarultor: On me!?
TMF Iron mac: yes
bluestarultor: If it helps, I got to the point where you learn how to open all the stuff with the necklace.
bluestarultor: AFter that I went to college and never got around to advancing.
bluestarultor: 'Cause I left it at home with the PS1
bluestarultor: Then I found NPF after I came back.
bluestarultor: You can't tell me I should never have come here so I could have finished chrono trigger instead! DX
bluestarultor: ...Your silence is disturbing.

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

* DaimoMac the GeoLord uses Pollenation on Loki
Rhiya: ewwww
Rhiya: Loki, he just fertilized you
ロキ™ The Fertilized?: Uh oh?
ロキ™ The Fertilized?: ...it's... definately not right...

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!! is Kerensky
I am not a Zombie is Big Mac

discussion...you don't wanna know.

[22:50] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: that's another
[22:50] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: ....y-yeah....
[22:50] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: stop lol
[22:50] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: that's like...
[22:50] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: making me remember stuff
[22:50] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: shocking stuff
[22:50] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: I was gonna say that you should check out the 40k fluff
[22:50] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: because it's a great story
[22:50] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: and you'd be totally into it
[22:50] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: but...
[22:50] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: ....
[22:50] I am not a Zombie!: um...did you ever read my NPF comic I did for thad
[22:50] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: I'm afraid of what you'd do with it
[22:51] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: yes
[22:51] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: yes, I did
[22:51] I am not a Zombie!: that's another one
[22:51] I am not a Zombie!: umm Tales stuff
[22:52] I am not a Zombie!: oh since my fic stretches into FFTactics
[22:52] I am not a Zombie!: I do have somehtinng epic
[22:52] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: ............
[22:52] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: your fic does NOT stretch into fft
[22:52] I am not a Zombie!: yes
[22:52] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: lol
[22:52] I am not a Zombie!: Ivalice is the largest Continent
[22:53] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: Suddenly, a figure cut him off.
[22:53] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: Less of a man than a shadow, this mysterious man shouted loud enough to wake the dead.
[22:53] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: "YOU SHALL TAINT THESE STORIES NO MORE, FIEND!"
[22:53] I am not a Zombie!: huh
[22:53] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: Batmage then used a death ray of some kind and the guy was no more.
[22:54] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: *THE END*
[22:54] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: yeah
[22:54] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: thar
[22:54] I am not a Zombie!: umm, Final Attack Phoenix
[22:54] I am not a Zombie!: Final Attack KOTR
[22:54] I am not a Zombie!: Final Attack KOTR
[22:54] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: kotr?
[22:54] I am not a Zombie!: and Final Attack Ful Cure
[22:54] I am not a Zombie!: Knights of the Round
[22:54] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: oh
[22:55] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: Manufactured Nethicite
[22:55] I am not a Zombie!: Disk Ejection and snap in half
[22:55] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: disk ejection?
[22:55] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: You can't eject my disk!
[22:55] I am not a Zombie!: oh but I did
[22:55] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: 1) Batmage is based on the FF5 blue mage, which was not on a disk system
[22:56] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: 2) Batmage is not an official character, and is therefore not on a disk
[22:56] I am not a Zombie!: fine
[22:56] I am not a Zombie!: But I have done 30 hits at 9999 damage
[22:56] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: I have Strikeback
[22:56] I am not a Zombie!: I have Hamedo
[22:57] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: so I block them all and counterattack
[22:57] I am not a Zombie!: KotR is a summon
[22:57] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: A law is in effect!
[22:57] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: against passive abilities!
[22:57] I am not a Zombie!: I use an Anti Law
[22:57] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: Yellow card!
[22:57] I am not a Zombie!: oh wait DS I forgot
[22:57] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: You can't use an antilaw after already being penalized
[22:57] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: oh shit right!
[22:57] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: so you can now die
[22:57] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: and I can't
[22:57] I am not a Zombie!: okayb then
[22:57] I am not a Zombie!: Summon Zodiark
[22:57] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: and your clan priveledge is negated
[22:58] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: nethicite
[22:58] I am not a Zombie!: drop a meteor on the Bat Mages head
[22:58] I am not a Zombie!: I send my monk to kick you square in the nuts
[22:58] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: strikeback
[22:58] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: and then chainsaw
[22:58] I am not a Zombie!: heyb that's passive
[22:58] I am not a Zombie!: fine
[22:58] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: strikeback is reaction
[22:59] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: passive is like, Shieldbearer
[22:59] I am not a Zombie!: I send my dragoon and he hits you from two squares away
[22:59] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: and Learning
[22:59] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: alright...
[22:59] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: Stop
[22:59] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: ...
[22:59] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: hammertime.
[22:59] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: AKA SwdTech
[22:59] I am not a Zombie!: I have the Japa Nala
[22:59] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: Flurry!
[22:59] I am not a Zombie!: fine
[23:00] I am not a Zombie!: so you kocked out my Dragoon
[23:00] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: I know
[23:00] I am not a Zombie!: but I have a Monk
[23:00] I am not a Zombie!: who hits you with Shock Wave
[23:00] I am not a Zombie!: from a distance of three squares
[23:00] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: hmm...
[23:00] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: I didn't want to have to use this, but...
[23:00] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: Bad Breath
[23:00] I am not a Zombie!: Ribbon Accessory
[23:01] I am not a Zombie!: and also Hamedo, First strike cancels the Bad Breath
[23:01] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: hmm...
[23:01] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: too bad you missed out on my, uh...
[23:01] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: oh, right! my Flintlock
[23:02] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: basically, a new class
[23:02] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: a moogle
[23:02] I am not a Zombie!: oh yeah
[23:02] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: with a magical bazooka
[23:02] I am not a Zombie!: Sky Pirate
[23:02] I am not a Zombie!: I ahve Balthier in my party
[23:02] I am not a Zombie!: and in Tactics he is sex
[23:02] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: hmm...
[23:02] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: well I have Vaan
[23:02] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: and his stat growths are better
[23:02] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: lol
[23:02] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: got you on a technicality!
[23:03] I am not a Zombie!: Balthier is made of Sex
[23:03] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: therefore Vaan is immune
[23:03] I am not a Zombie!: Penelo worships Baltheir, and she ditches Vaan
[23:03] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: Penelo was not involved!
[23:03] I am not a Zombie!: fine
[23:03] I am not a Zombie!: Arm Shot
[23:03] I am not a Zombie!: which causes Disable
[23:03] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: ribbon
[23:03] I am not a Zombie!: damn
[23:04] I am not a Zombie!: then I use barrage to it you 4 times at 50 percent damage
[23:04] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: hmm...
[23:04] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: which one?
[23:04] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: I've got Batmage and Vaan so far
[23:04] I am not a Zombie!: Batmage
[23:04] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: also, a Red Mage just showed up I guess for no reason
[23:04] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: with Doublecast
[23:04] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: and green magic
[23:04] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: so, protects all around
[23:05] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: and then lightning bolts at you
[23:05] I am not a Zombie!: I have beowolf show up and uses the Athiest skill on you whihc renders magic useless
[23:05] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: hmm...
[23:05] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: I have... uh...
[23:05] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: I have Firion show up
[23:05] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: and he just tanks for me
[23:05] I am not a Zombie!: ...
[23:05] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: because his HP increases as you hit him
[23:06] I am not a Zombie!: I have Beowlf use Chicken and drop his Bravery down to 10 which turns him to a chicken
[23:06] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: Firion is immune to bravery/faith effects
[23:06] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: because he is from the games before personality set in
[23:06] I am not a Zombie!: ...
[23:06] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: so until Dissidia, he's unaffected
[23:06] I am not a Zombie!: fine
[23:06] I am not a Zombie!: you win
[23:06] I am not a Zombie!: you are a bigger geek then I am

[Kerensky287]

[23:06] Alex - Lies are just creative truths: Bigger geek? nah
[23:06] Alex - Lies are just creative truths: Bigger lawyer

And dammit Big Mac, write my name correctly for once.

[Fenris]

[06:58.20 PM] thedarknight0333: Well, anyway. Want the casual sheet? I think it would work better.
[06:58.25 PM] NPFenris: Nah.
[06:58.31 PM] thedarknight0333: But I'm the only one in armor...
[06:58.38 PM] NPFenris: Skyshot's wearing robes.
[06:58.42 PM] thedarknight0333: So?
[06:58.50 PM] NPFenris: MT's wearing armor
[06:58.50 PM] thedarknight0333: That's at least semi-casual. Armor.
[06:58.54 PM] thedarknight0333: Fuck MT.
[06:58.57 PM] NPFenris: WHAT
[06:58.59 PM] NPFenris: BLASPHEMY
[06:59.02 PM] NPFenris: *removes his glove*
[06:59.03 PM] NPFenris: *slap*
[06:59.17 PM] thedarknight0333: Did you just challenge me to a duel?
[06:59.24 PM] thedarknight0333: Oh, shit's going down now.
[06:59.31 PM] NPFenris: Fisticuffs, engage!
[06:59.39 PM] thedarknight0333: *crack*
[06:59.45 PM] NPFenris: Aha!
[06:59.50 PM] NPFenris: You just activated my trap card!
[06:59.54 PM] thedarknight0333: ...
[07:00.01 PM] NPFenris: Exodia!
[07:00.02 PM] NPFenris: Finish him!
[07:00.13 PM] thedarknight0333: You're an idiot.
[07:00.20 PM] NPFenris: But I just got your star tokens!

[Nikose Tyris]

Brian - The Cat's Pajamas says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQnpxVqGMxo&feature=user
Brian - The Cat's Pajamas says:
Here's another video for it.
Nikose says:
I dunno if I like this one as much
Nikose says:
although the chair spinning makes me want him more
Brian - The Cat's Pajamas says:
You're gay.
Brian - The Cat's Pajamas says:
Man, you're in Canada
Brian - The Cat's Pajamas says:
and my gaydar just exploded.
Brian - The Cat's Pajamas says:
Thanks, ass.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

DaimoMac the GeoLord: i envy you
bluestarultor: Why?
bluestarultor: You've made sprites.
DaimoMac the GeoLord: no
DaimoMac the GeoLord: I've made recolours (and some are my own)
bluestarultor: No?
bluestarultor: Oh.
DaimoMac the GeoLord: a few are mine
DaimoMac the GeoLord: but those are cut and pastest
bluestarultor: Frankly, I have trouble with recolors.
bluestarultor: Most of mine are pretty much custom.
bluestarultor: Even in 8-bit.
DaimoMac the GeoLord: well alot of mine are recolours
DaimoMac the GeoLord: but you cannot tell my homemade from recolours
bluestarultor: Nope.
bluestarultor: It seems silly, though. I have trouble recoloring because I'm not creative enough to imagine tham any other way.
DaimoMac the GeoLord: ahah
DaimoMac the GeoLord: well my Sabin recolour was done cause my setzer one looked like Raidens
bluestarultor: Or maybe I can, but it's piddly and time-consuming and I can't generate drive.
DaimoMac the GeoLord: i can do it
bluestarultor: Everyone uses Setzer. XD
DaimoMac the GeoLord: i found an awesome tool on Graphic gale
DaimoMac the GeoLord: well my Sabin is unique
DaimoMac the GeoLord: i mena
DaimoMac the GeoLord: how many sprites have a side kick
bluestarultor: None except Yang.
DaimoMac the GeoLord: how many NPF sprites have a side kick
bluestarultor: And that was done totally differently than yours.
bluestarultor: Me, if you count Troy. XD
bluestarultor: 'Cause he's my sidekick.
DaimoMac the GeoLord: ...
bluestarultor: Yeah...
DaimoMac the GeoLord: booooo
bluestarultor: XD

and now for something completely different

Alex is Kerensky287
I am I am Not a Zombie

[21:32] I am not a Zombie!: and try not to think of Frog, Flea and Magus having sex
[21:33] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: thanks
[21:33] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: I'll be successful
[21:33] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: I generally am
[21:33] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: at avoiding thinking of that
[21:33] I am not a Zombie!: I'd get into detail but I am not evil
[21:33] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: although, damn, it's gotten a little harder now
[21:33] I am not a Zombie!: ...
[21:33] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: well, you already MADE a comic
[21:33] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: SHUT UP
[21:33] I am not a Zombie!: so fucking WING WONG'D

edit again cause no one else will

DaimoMac the GeoLord: wing wongs are great
bluestarultor: Yeah.
bluestarultor: You didn't just now, did you?
DaimoMac the GeoLord: no
DaimoMac the GeoLord: can't double post
bluestarultor: Were you going to? XD
DaimoMac the GeoLord: no
DaimoMac the GeoLord: keep asking and I will
bluestarultor: Well, if you weren't going to what's the problem?
DaimoMac the GeoLord: there is no problem
bluestarultor: Oookaaay, then.
DaimoMac the GeoLord: *goes to do wing wong*
bluestarultor: XD

[bluestarultor]

bluestarultor: Sorry, I'm typing one handed.
bluestarultor: Defending my beef jerky from the cats.
DaimoMac the GeoLord: ...
DaimoMac the GeoLord: okay I read that wrong

[Fenris]

Lolita: Hi
Fenris: Who is this?
Lolita: hey, A/S/L?:)
Fenris: 78/Male/Nursing Home

And then he/it messaged me again after I blocked it.

[bluestarultor]

bluestarultor: By the way...
DaimoMac the GeoLord: hmm
bluestarultor: I understand there are rumors circulating around that I'm the go-to guy for spries.
DaimoMac the GeoLord: don't look at me
bluestarultor: Okay.
DaimoMac the GeoLord: I blame the irish
bluestarultor: I'm part Irish.
bluestarultor: But then I'm also pretty much everything else while I'm at it.
DaimoMac the GeoLord: I was kidding about that
DaimoMac the GeoLord: I have a wee bit of irish
bluestarultor: I happen to like the name Kieran.
bluestarultor: It's Irish.
bluestarultor: But thatt's mostly because Kieran from Lands of Lore rocks.
DaimoMac the GeoLord: i like the name Chris
DaimoMac the GeoLord: but that is my name so I am forced to like it
bluestarultor: Talking about Kieran reminds me I still have to deal with Wizardcat.
bluestarultor: He's the one who brought the rumors to my attention.
DaimoMac the GeoLord: ...
DaimoMac the GeoLord: hyes kill him
DaimoMac the GeoLord: use his corpse and rez it as Necromantic armour
bluestarultor: WHAT KIND OF MAGE DO YOU THINK I AM!?
bluestarultor: I meant his sprites!
DaimoMac the GeoLord: a Psychic
DaimoMac the GeoLord: you are a psychic
bluestarultor: Well, of course.
DaimoMac the GeoLord: so you can kill and rez him using psychosis
DaimoMac the GeoLord: it's more Using him as a meat puppet then ressing
bluestarultor: Psychic abilities very rarely include necromancy.
DaimoMac the GeoLord: right
DaimoMac the GeoLord: but you can use them as a meat puppet
bluestarultor: Nah. Not my thing.
DaimoMac the GeoLord: aww
DaimoMac the GeoLord: I should wing wong this
bluestarultor: You can!
Bookworm: NEVER
bluestarultor: Well, we have been hogging the thread.
bluestarultor: I suppose our awesome shall just have to go to waste...
DaimoMac the GeoLord: we've had the best convo's
DaimoMac the GeoLord: i mean, NO one can match the awesome
DaimoMac the GeoLord: we are more awesome then Mauve
bluestarultor: Or at least very, very close and more prolific.
DaimoMac the GeoLord: nah
DaimoMac the GeoLord: more awesome

[Phantom7]

[SIZE="2"][SIZE="1"][SIZE="1"]Phantom7: ah. the gremilns have reached our brains
Phantom7: gremlins*
Khael!: last time I fell asleep I struck a deal with em.
Khael!: I made 'em tasty cake with worms in and they'dig up the dirt at the side of my house.
Phantom7: what was the deal?
Khael!: I have no idea why I dreamed that but I did and they were awesome gremlin dudes. except hyper small
Phantom7: ha
Phantom7: ah*
Khael!: well, I wanted the dirt there dug up cause it was all parched.
Phantom7: what did they look like
Khael!: for some reason things got nice and green after they dug stuff up.
Khael!: or maybe it was treasure.
Khael!: you know how baby frogs are really tiny?
Khael!: Like that in texture. they looked like little blue grey goblins.
Phantom7: yeah?
Phantom7: cool
Khael!: not as ugly though.
Khael!: there were tons of em like ants.
Khael!: it was trippy
Phantom7: what did you eat/drink before you slept?
Khael!: food.
Khael!: I don't think it was anything un ordinary.
Khael!: I have freaky as shit dreams every now and then and I write em down and read em later for shits and giggles.
Khael!: I'ts like what most other guys smoke weed for.
Khael!: only without the hassle of smoking of buying weed.
Phantom7: hmm... i must unravel the secrete of the gremlins
Khael!: *or
Khael!: they make bargains, so ya gots ta have stuf for tradin'.
Khael!: know where they live too. That's handy.
Phantom7: hm... what do they need for their society?
Khael!: shineys I think...
Khael!: I don't know that much.
Phantom7: so they are like stoners?
Khael!: maybe.
Khael!: but more productive.
Khael!: very curious about places they don't belong.
Khael!: which I think is why they'd burrowed under my house's foundation in that dream...
Khael!: XD I'm havign a serious conversation about complete nonsens, we win forever.
Phantom7: exactly
Khael!: hm.
Khael!: Think I'l think about finding another one of my odd characters, and see if I can get them to pop up in a dream from repeated thinking of them.

[Phantom7]

Phantom7: I shall rouse the elf army to help me conquer the gremlin and pixie societies
Khael!: I found the albino one the other day, only he was dressed like a ninja for some reason. Now I gotta figure out if I should draw the character different to reflect that or dream him to look like my pictures.
Phantom7: so that I shall never have to sleep again!
Khael!: elves are hard to find.
Khael!: huzzah for your efforts though!
Phantom7: not it you have a dousing rod
Phantom7: if*
Khael!: I thought those were for water?
Phantom7: for they are made of 99% water and1% margerine
Khael!: elves?
Khael!: wait what?
Phantom7: oh wait... thats what you do when you boil noodles
Phantom7: sorry
Khael!: is this conversation even real? It seems to be going off on such a tangent I actually can't distinguish it from imaginary conversations I've had XD
Phantom7: but elves are always around a magic spring or source of waster
Khael!: only the text isn't melting.
Khael!: that's probably a good thing. Either I AM awake, or I'm getting better and holding letters together in my head
Khael!: elf noodles?
Khael!: sounds... maybe tasty
Khael!: not sure.
Phantom7: i could do it with the right seasoning
Khael!: now I'm wondering how people taste again, This can't be healthy.
Phantom7: i dont think it is
Phantom7: but the best way i could describe it is like skin after you get a deep scrape
Khael!: painful?
Khael!: I was thinking more along the lines of flavour, but...
Phantom7: oh. you've never literally licked your wounds have you?
Khael!: uhh, yes, but they just taste like blood.
Khael!: very metally.
Phantom7: yeah. salty and metally.
Khael!: but that's not the meaty part.
Khael!: maybe I don't get enough salt either, because I only really noticed the metally flavour.
Phantom7: hmm.... i dunno. but I could really go for a bowl of noodles right now
Khael!: elves?
Khael!: XD
Khael!: I could go for a bigass mug of tea.
Phantom7: what kind of tea?
Khael!: only somehow cold instead of hot because I'm boiling in myhouse.
Khael!: well, assuming cold tea was the same goodness as hot tea, I'd go with either orange pekoe or lady grey.
Khael!: whichever one we have right now.
Phantom7: hm... brb
Phantom7: ok back
Khael!: with noodly goodness?
Phantom7: no.
Khael!: wait, it's thursday, right?
Phantom7: unfortunatly i don't think i have the conciousness to saftley cook noodles
Khael!: aw crapdammit I'm supposed to get up early and go biking this morning
Phantom7: shit! you're right! I havent even studied for my upcomming test!
Khael!: safety noodles, they need to invent these.
Khael!: WE need to invent them!
Phantom7: YEAH!
Khael!: but another day, apparently I need to sleep so I can operate a bike.
Khael!: good luck with that est man.
Phantom7: i need sleep to study
Phantom7: talk to you later
Khael!: test.
Khael!: I hope to god it isn't on spelling
Phantom7: nope
Khael!: weeoo!

[Phantom7]

sorry everyone for the huge conversation and double post.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

[18:01] Karesh: I need to see if it works!
[18:01] I am not a Zombie!: need see what now
[18:02] Karesh: Webcam
[18:02] I am not a Zombie!: i have trillian
[18:02] Karesh: Oh.
[18:02] Karesh: Well.
[18:02] Karesh: Fuck.
[18:02] I am not a Zombie!: no thank you
[18:02] Karesh: But I already have my shirt off!
[18:02] I am not a Zombie!: ...
[18:03] I am not a Zombie!: *fap fap fap*

[Jeneralissimo]

bellerussian (9:02:46 PM): Is is back
bellerussian (9:02:52 PM): *I is back XD
bellerussian (9:02:53 PM): god
bellerussian (9:02:58 PM): how do you typo in lolcat
T (9:03:12 PM): wait
T (9:03:14 PM): is that possible?
bellerussian (9:03:36 PM): Everything is possible when you're Polish
T (9:03:54 PM): and drunk
bellerussian (9:04:07 PM): well, only one of those conditions applies at the moment
T (9:04:10 PM): lol

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

I am not a Zombie! says:
I luv yoooooooooo
Karesh says:
You know
Karesh says:
That gets a tiny bit weirder when I remember that you actually are Bisexual

[TDK]

[15:33] Pete: o_O
[15:33] Karesh: What
[15:34] Pete: You signed on and off like four times.
[15:34] Karesh: Oh, my Xbox Live account is linked to my Msn account
[15:34] Karesh: So when I turn the xbox on it signs me in on that
[15:34] Pete: That's stupid. You're stupid.
[15:34] Karesh: Yea
[15:34] Karesh: I havent quite figured out how to make it stop
[15:35] Pete: I have an idea.
[15:35] Pete: Ready?
[15:35] Karesh: Sure
[15:35] Pete: *ahem*
[15:35] Pete: SUCK EEEEEEEEET!
[15:35] Pete: Boom!
[15:35] Karesh: THAT IDEA
[15:35] Karesh: SUCKS
[15:35] Pete: HAHAHA
[15:35] Pete: I see what you did there.
[15:36] Karesh: hohoho
[15:36] Pete: Fuck you santa!
[15:36] Pete: YOU NEVER BROUGHT ME THAT TRICYCLE.
[15:37] Pete: YOU FAT FUCK
[15:37] Pete: This is getting wing-wonged.
[15:37] Karesh: Are you sure he never brought you it?
[15:37] Karesh: Did you ever check..
[15:37] Karesh: under..
[15:38] Karesh: YOUR CHAIR?!
[15:38] Pete: Yes.
[15:38] Pete: Yes I did.
[15:38] Karesh: Oh.
[15:38] Karesh: What the fuck Santa?!

[Fenris]

sorry everyone for the huge conversation and double post.

You mean triple post. :shifty:

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Between a friend of mine:

[19:51] DaTripleT03: and I continue to curse your name
[19:52] Axwind1230: why?
[19:52] DaTripleT03: you make me wanna re wrote fanfics
[19:53] Axwind1230: what did I do this time?
[19:53] DaTripleT03: hahah I love that
[19:53] Axwind1230: heh

[bluestarultor]

Take that! :p

DaimoMac the GeoLord: i have a NEW wingwong
bluestarultor: I see.
bluestarultor: I see how it is.
bluestarultor: YOU DON"T NEED ME ANYMORE! *SOB!*
bluestarultor: Nah, just kidding. XD
DaimoMac the GeoLord: oh I'll always have a place for you
DaimoMac the GeoLord: in my pants
bluestarultor: Eew.
DaimoMac the GeoLord: =D
bluestarultor: Besides, I'm a skinny, long-legged guy.
bluestarultor: Your pants probably wouldn't fit me.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Blues and I need to stop hogging the awesome


bluestarultor: Depends on whether you want other peole using her.
DaimoMac the GeoLord: i thik I'll start a CT trend
bluestarultor: I mean, she is /your/ girlfriend.
DaimoMac the GeoLord: ...
DaimoMac the GeoLord: you're right
DaimoMac the GeoLord: those bastards
DaimoMac the GeoLord: mind you, i used BMG's sprite
DaimoMac the GeoLord: and she and Melfice ar together'
bluestarultor: Ooh, does he know?
DaimoMac the GeoLord: yes
bluestarultor: Boy, all sorts of people are using all sorts of /other/ people's GFs and nobody cares?
DaimoMac the GeoLord: okay that was creepy
bluestarultor: XD
DaimoMac the GeoLord: I used BMG in a movie
DaimoMac the GeoLord: twice
bluestarultor: HAHAHAHA! XD
DaimoMac the GeoLord: ...
DaimoMac the GeoLord: that came out sooooo wrong
bluestarultor: Sorry, mind in the gutter.
bluestarultor: I know! XD
DaimoMac the GeoLord: so fucking wing wonged

And now some CJ Time.

[18:32] Jess- Official Fangirl: http://koko.magitek.nu/hot.jpg I think Cecil is a woman
[18:32] *** Auto-response sent to Jess- Official Fangirl: I am currently away from the computer.
[18:37] I am not a Zombie!: WHAT
[18:37] I am not a Zombie!: that's Rosa ya daft girl
[18:38] Jess- Official Fangirl: no, the woman in the top left
[18:38] Jess- Official Fangirl: XD
[18:38] I am not a Zombie!: ...
[18:38] I am not a Zombie!: That's Cecil
[18:38] Jess- Official Fangirl: he looks like a womaaan
[18:39] I am not a Zombie!: there is no Boobs on Cecil
[18:39] Jess- Official Fangirl: some women don't have big boobs
[18:39] I am not a Zombie!: that is a masculine face
[18:40] I am not a Zombie!: and there is a pckaage
[18:40] Jess- Official Fangirl: masculine-ish
[18:41] Jess- Official Fangirl: either way, I am pretty sure he's wearing lipstick
[18:41] Jess- Official Fangirl: or lipgloss
[18:41] Jess- Official Fangirl: and eyeshadow
[18:41] I am not a Zombie!: ...
[18:41] I am not a Zombie!: this is Wing wong deserving

[CelesJessa]

I am not a Zombie! says:
Aerith is new Coke
Celes says:
Cocke?
Celes says:
er
Celes says:
Coke
I am not a Zombie! says:
Coke
I am not a Zombie! says:
New Cocke
I am not a Zombie! says:
er Coke
I am not a Zombie! says:
dammit
Celes says:
haha
Celes says:
heh
Celes says:
sorry
I am not a Zombie! says:
wing wong that
Celes says:
i'll wing wong your mom

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Kerensky(insert number here) is alex
I am not a Zombie! is me
Discussion, possible calender ideas.

[19:20] I am not a Zombie!: Marcus presenting Sarah with a single flower
[19:21] I am not a Zombie!: Valentines day
[19:23] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: I guessed as much
[19:23] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: but...
[19:23] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: well, okay
[19:23] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: how about that
[19:23] I am not a Zombie!: hmm
[19:23] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: except that Sarah is wearing a skimpy bikini!
[19:23] I am not a Zombie!: ...
[19:23] I am not a Zombie!: NO
[19:23] I am not a Zombie!: god go read some porn already
[19:23] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: lol
[19:23] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: oh, come on
[19:23] I am not a Zombie!: wing wonging this

[Bailey]

Big Mac
7:52 PM
sup

Newb
7:52 PM
You know what would be awesome?

Big Mac
7:52 PM
umm

Newb
7:52 PM
If Optimus Prime fell into the Spring of Drowned Minivan.

Big Mac
7:52 PM
if I was more humble?
7:52 PM
or just Optimus Prime stayed dead
7:52 PM
Decepticons fo Eva

Newb
7:53 PM
Or if both Optimus AND Megatron fell into the Spring of Drowned Minivan TOGETHER.

Big Mac
7:53 PM
...

Newb
7:53 PM
And then had wild sexings followed by MPREG

Big Mac
7:53 PM
...
7:53 PM
you scare me

Newb
7:54 PM
I'm reading Kim Possible - Ranma 1/2 crossover fanfiction.
7:54 PM
And I just finished reading Sailor Moon - Beastwars crossover fanfiction.

[bluestarultor]

Daimo Mac: hey bluey, how many lasers should I add
bluestarultor: To the sprite?
Daimo Mac: well I am designing a weapon
bluestarultor: Add laser Gatlin guns.
bluestarultor: Easier than trying to do all sorts of panels.
Daimo Mac: oh yeah
Daimo Mac: i might use you as well
bluestarultor: Me?
bluestarultor: For what?
Daimo Mac: not as a weapon, although the name bluestarultor cannon is funny
bluestarultor: XD
Daimo Mac: "Go bluestarultor cannon* "wtf' *blows up Mac and Blue*
bluestarultor: XDDDDDD
Daimo Mac: what i meant
Daimo Mac: you and I discuss somehting, I say the wrong thing, she comes in and blows me up
bluestarultor: Ah. Okay.
bluestarultor: Actually, "ultor" is Latin for "avenger."
Daimo Mac: tho...bluestarultor cannon has a nice name
bluestarultor: So it would make a sort of sense.
bluestarultor: Totally keeping that for my own use. XP
bluestarultor: Unless you say I made it.
bluestarultor: Then it would make sense.
Daimo Mac: whatever
Daimo Mac: it's a cannon that shoots you
Daimo Mac: you know I would seriosuly poke fun at you
Daimo Mac: "One moment I am mind wiping Fifth, next thing I know I am here"
bluestarultor: XD
bluestarultor: MEDOKEN!

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

bluestarultor: All gone!
Daimo Mac: ...
Daimo Mac: damn, no lighting enabling terrain
bluestarultor: ...
bluestarultor: ... ...
bluestarultor: .........WHAT!
Daimo Mac: i mean, looking good Bkuey
Daimo Mac: bluey
bluestarultor: I warn you, I can also Orb Change to several otehr useful classes.
bluestarultor: Including WHite Mage.
bluestarultor: And we wouldn't want THAT to happen, now would we?
Daimo Mac: why
bluestarultor:
bluestarultor: Because I got it from Troy, so it's backwards.
Daimo Mac: ...
Daimo Mac: sounds painful
Daimo Mac: did ya get any cream
bluestarultor: What?
Daimo Mac: you got it from troy
bluestarultor: No, the only spell I have on there is a Revive so powerful it makes already-living things explode.
bluestarultor: Oh. >>;
bluestarultor: Not like THAT!
Daimo Mac: ding ding ding
Daimo Mac: so fucking wing wonged

[Loyal]

Just a bit of randomness. Or is it!

AXOren123 (10:55:50 AM): how many pants are you wearing right now?
loyal2nes (10:56:10 AM): I am wearing two pants.
AXOren123 (10:56:17 AM): You are the first one to get it
AXOren123 (10:56:21 AM): Good Job.
loyal2nes (10:56:29 AM): *cheer*
loyal2nes (10:56:31 AM): Out of how many?
AXOren123 (10:56:46 AM): 26
loyal2nes (10:56:51 AM): ...good lord.
AXOren123 (10:56:55 AM): I asked 40 people
AXOren123 (10:56:59 AM): 26 answered
loyal2nes (10:57:24 AM): Well, don't I feel just special.

[Ryong]

Ryong: Demonlink2 doesn't know who Wart is.
Daimo Mac: ...
Daimo Mac: WHAT
Ryong: Look at the IWBTG LP thread.
Daimo Mac: alrighty
Daimo Mac: ...
Daimo Mac: oh my god
Ryong: Frosty's fail isn't so great.
Ryong: xD
Daimo Mac: fuck no
Daimo Mac: compared to that, Frosty is win
Ryong: xD
Ryong: WINGWONG!

Yay for Yaplet!

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Poor CJ, being teased by me

[21:30] Jess- Official Fangirl: argh, there's so many things I should be doing, but I'm just like. "lets see what's onliiine"
[21:34] Jess- Official Fangirl: "that thing is shiiiny"
[21:34] I am not a Zombie!: *holds up FmA Dolls with Ed Stitched to Roy
[21:35] Jess- Official Fangirl: weee
[21:35] Jess- Official Fangirl: *lunge*
[21:36] I am not a Zombie!: *holds out of reach
[21:36] Jess- Official Fangirl: *pouts*
[21:36] I am not a Zombie!: *teases her with it* you under my command
[21:36] Jess- Official Fangirl: nuuu
[21:36] I am not a Zombie!: want it
[21:37] Jess- Official Fangirl: yesh
[21:37] I am not a Zombie!: can't have it
[21:37] I am not a Zombie!: *makes a minor Edit
[21:38] I am not a Zombie!: *gives CJ the doll, except Ed is now stitched to winry* here ya go
[21:38] Jess- Official Fangirl: *cries*
[21:38] I am not a Zombie!: =D
[21:39] I am not a Zombie!: gonna wing wong this
[21:39] Jess- Official Fangirl: *throws it away* you're not even hummaaan

[The Wizard Who Did It]

And from Miss "I like Virgin Sex on the Beach"!
[22:29:56] TheWizWhoDidIt: And back to Wow.
[22:29:57] TheWizWhoDidIt: +p
[22:30:25] celesjessa87: WoW
[22:31:02] celesjessa87: ?
[23:05:24] TheWizWhoDidIt: Yes.
[23:05:27] TheWizWhoDidIt: It's eaten my soul.
[23:05:30] celesjessa87: aww
[23:05:33] celesjessa87: take it back!
[23:05:45] TheWizWhoDidIt: But it's a good kinf of eaten!
[23:05:53] celesjessa87: like cheesecake?
[23:06:10] TheWizWhoDidIt: I was thinking more of a blowjob, to go with the eating thing...
[23:06:12] TheWizWhoDidIt: BUT THAT WORKS TOO!
[23:06:37] celesjessa87: o_o
[23:07:03] TheWizWhoDidIt: What?
[23:07:12] TheWizWhoDidIt: I'm 19, what do you expect out of me!?
[23:07:40] celesjessa87: RESPECT
[23:07:41] celesjessa87: and a JOB
[23:07:43] celesjessa87: XD
[23:09:07] TheWizWhoDidIt: I'm a fulltime student (summer courses) and dude, I'm being honest here.
[23:09:30] TheWizWhoDidIt: I'm a 19 year old guy who's currently gfless, and I don't go around banging random girls.
[23:09:45] TheWizWhoDidIt: Fellatio from an MMO sounds pretty good right now!
[23:11:49] celesjessa87: hey, I'm just kidding. I'm in a weird mood. If you want a blow job from World of Warcraft, that's your business

[bluestarultor]

Daimo Mac: she is ina relation ship witha guy who is the equivakent of an airbender
Daimo Mac: er Earthbender
bluestarultor: Huh.
Daimo Mac: from Avatar
bluestarultor: I know.
Daimo Mac: the guy can create rocks and make himself look like a golem
bluestarultor: Ah.
bluestarultor: That must get awkward sometimes. >>;
Daimo Mac: he can disperse the rocks and look human
bluestarultor: Now who's the innocent one? XD
Daimo Mac: huh
bluestarultor: "Hey, yeah, my boyfriend is the Thing, but it ususally doesn't last the entire time."
Daimo Mac: ot really
Daimo Mac: think more a Collosus from SotC
bluestarultor: You're still not getting it.
Daimo Mac: ...
Daimo Mac: OH
Daimo Mac: gives a new meaning to get's his rocks off
bluestarultor: YES! XD

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

screw you blues :p

[20:01] Karesh: BOOM!
[20:01] I am not a Zombie!: hmm
[20:01] Karesh: (self esteem- big boost)
[20:01] I am not a Zombie!: ah
[20:01] Karesh: YES!
[20:01] Karesh: SENCE OF ACCOMPLISHMENT!
[20:01] I am not a Zombie!: ...
[20:02] I am not a Zombie!: your father was a hamster, and your mother smelt of elderberries
[20:02] Karesh: why so serious?
[20:02] I am not a Zombie!: well ye see
[20:02] I am not a Zombie!: my dad was an alcoholic...
[20:02] Karesh: haha

edit for your pleasure

bluestarultor: You see the latest Zero Punctuation?
Daimo Mac: nah
Daimo Mac: I got tired of it
bluestarultor: HOW!?
Daimo Mac: i find it dumb and boring
bluestarultor: I didn't want to have to do this.
* bluestarultor takes you out behing the barn *
bluestarultor: It's obvious you're suffering too much to let you live.
Daimo Mac: ...
Daimo Mac: what
bluestarultor: ...
bluestarultor: But I don't have a gun...
bluestarultor: ...
bluestarultor: Damn.
Daimo Mac: *gives a rifl* like this
bluestarultor: Ah. Thanks.
Daimo Mac: but there is no ammo for the style
bluestarultor: Goodbye, Yeller! T_T
Daimo Mac: it's a home made popsicle stick rfle
bluestarultor: Damn.
Daimo Mac: I made it at school
bluestarultor: Hmmm.
bluestarultor: I guess this means you'll just have to live a while longer.
bluestarultor: ANd suffer.

[bluestarultor]

Regulus: Nuklear Yaplet looks hot.
Daimo Mac: RT!
Axl: Thanks a lot RT
Daimo Mac: *tackle hugs RT*
Axl: I can always count on La Raza to have good taste
Daimo Mac: my favorite shmexican is here
Daimo Mac: sup man, haven
Daimo Mac: 'haven't seen you in a dogs age
Axl: Y'know he left right
Daimo Mac: [kotaku.com] and I just screamed yay
bluestarultor: By the way, Mac, the word is "glomp."
bluestarultor: For a tackle hug.
Daimo Mac: yes i know
Axl: Stick with "tackle hug"
Daimo Mac: but I tackle my shmexican
Daimo Mac: glomping means dry humping
Daimo Mac: i will not dry hump him, I don't need a rash
bluestarultor: Since when does it mean THAT!? O_O;
bluestarultor: A glomp as I've always known it was a tackle hug.
bluestarultor: People used it on Gaia!
Axl: Glomp:
bluestarultor: I'm pretty sure it was on Reboot!
Axl: v, to glomp NOT sexual, it is the action of one person lovingly (and dramatically) attacking another with a hug. A glomp is often preadatory and lies somewhere in the grey area between a caring embrace, and a flying leap to tackle someone.
bluestarultor: Hah! SEE? >X3
bluestarultor: I totally should've moved my lazy hand to the ).
* bluestarultor 's childhood is safe *
Daimo Mac: that was prime wing wong material
bluestarultor: Oh, gawd! *looks*
Daimo Mac: i said it was prime
Daimo Mac: doesn't mean I have
bluestarultor: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

[Major Blood]

Grthwllms can't handle my wicked awesome mathcraft.


[22:57] Karesh: *stabs*
[22:57] MajorBlood: *Parry(
[22:58] MajorBlood: I am a rogue with over 100% dodge rate, you're a warrior. You've got no chance.
[22:59] Karesh: *Stabs*
[22:59] MajorBlood: *Dodge*
[22:59] Karesh: *Overpower*
[22:59] MajorBlood: *Dodge*
[22:59] Karesh: >>
[22:59] Karesh: You can't dodge overpower.
[22:59] MajorBlood: Pfft, fine.
[23:00] MajorBlood: *Vanish*
[23:00] MajorBlood: *Cheap shot*
[23:00] MajorBlood: *Backstab*
[23:00] MajorBlood: *Slice 'n dice*
[23:00] MajorBlood: *Sinister strike*
[23:00] MajorBlood: *Sinister Strike
[23:00] MajorBlood: *Sinister strike*
[23:00] MajorBlood: *Sinister strike*
[23:00] MajorBlood: *Sinister Strike*
[23:00] MajorBlood: *rupture*
[23:00] Karesh: *Block*
[23:01] MajorBlood: *Gouge*
[23:01] MajorBlood: *Backstab*
[23:01] MajorBlood: *Blind*
[23:01] MajorBlood: *Backstab*
[23:01] MajorBlood: *Shadowdance*
[23:01] MajorBlood: *Stealth*
[23:01] MajorBlood: *Ambush*
[23:01] MajorBlood: *Stealth*
[23:01] MajorBlood: *Ambush*
[23:01] MajorBlood: *Stealth*
[23:01] MajorBlood: *Ambush*
[23:01] MajorBlood: Survive THAT.
[23:02] Karesh: *You deal ten damage to Karesh*
[23:02] MajorBlood: Not possible.
[23:03] Karesh: By whos logic?
[23:04] MajorBlood: Well lets see...
[23:04] MajorBlood: Right now i'm specced for massive burst crits.
[23:05] MajorBlood: Which equates to a 97.8% ambush crit rate.
[23:05] Karesh: I'm a tank.
[23:05] MajorBlood: LET ME FINISH
[23:05] MajorBlood: *Ahem*
[23:05] Karesh: My entire design and purpose is to survive attacks from larger, stronger and better looking creatures than yourself.
[23:06] Karesh: *shield slam*
[23:06] MajorBlood: You're wearing shit all for resilience, so that's not an issue.
[23:06] Karesh: resilience?
[23:06] Karesh: That's for PVP
[23:06] Karesh: I'm pretty much uncrittabl.e
[23:06] MajorBlood: Remember, we're fighting eachother.
[23:06] MajorBlood: I can crit on you all i like because you have no way to stop it.
[23:07] Karesh: /target Majorblood
[23:07] Karesh: .kill
[23:07] MajorBlood: Now, as of my gear setup in the Wrath beta right now, my ambush crits for about 4.2k each.
[23:07] MajorBlood: So that's about 12600 damage on those three ambush crits.
[23:08] Karesh: I've got one attack
[23:08] Karesh: That needs no crits
[23:08] Karesh: No dodge can save you
[23:08] Karesh: No parry defend you
[23:08] MajorBlood: When factoring in your Damage mitigation from your Armor, That deals about 6100 damage.
[23:08] Karesh: No HP left undestroyed
[23:08] Karesh: I call it...
[23:08] MajorBlood: *Vanish*
[23:08] Karesh: CALLING YOU A MOTHERFUCKER AND THEN LOGGING OFF
[23:08] Karesh: YOU'RE A MOTHERFUCKERHAHAHHAHAAHHHAHAA
[23:08] *** "Karesh" signed off at Tue Aug 05 23:08:56 2008.
[23:08] MajorBlood: *Ambush*
[23:09] *** NOTE: This user is offline. Your messages will most likely *not* be received!

[Axl]

Now that it's time to break into Page 100, I can break out this Wing-Wong material I've been holding onto since the early days of Yaplet. I'm going to double post because it's huge. So please forgive an old man.


Axl: WHAT ARE THE HAPS MY FRIENDS?
yaplet: Welcome to Nuklear Power Forums - Powered by vBulletin
Loki, The Fallen: uh... not much.
Darth Vader Wannabe: Lunch Break.
Axl: SOUNDS EXCELLENT
Axl: WHAT IS FOR LUNCH
Loki, The Fallen: ...Ah, Lunch! I knew I was missing something
Axl: YOU GUYS MUST BE FROM THE FUTURE, BECAUSE IT IS NOT LUNCH TIME YET HERE
Axl: IN THE PRESENT
Loki, The Fallen: Yup, I'm from the future.
Loki, The Fallen: And it ain't as bad as they thought it would be
Loki, The Fallen: The Caps-Lock Key has been removed from all keyboards, so it is much quieter.
Loki, The Fallen: The globe has warmed to a rather comfortable 98.6 degrees..
Loki, The Fallen: And computers have finished fusing with humans. Real life 2.3 has just been released from Beta.
Axl: NO CAPS LOCK?!
Axl: HOW WILL PEOPLE EXPRESS EXTREMETIES?
Axl: EXTREME LOVE
Axl: EXTREME HATE
Loki, The Fallen: Yup, it was removed in the RL 1.3 patch
Axl: EXTREME VOLUME
Loki, The Fallen: They usually use descriptive words.
Axl: THAT IS LIKE SPEAKING IN MONOTONE
Axl: FUN FACT: I'M ACTUALLY HOLDING DOWN THE SHIFT KEY
Loki, The Fallen: Exclamation points are used, although people only have a few. They are rationed...
Axl: HOW FAR AHEAD IN THE FUTURE ARE YOU?
Loki, The Fallen: Ah, the shift key. In the future, must capitalizations are handled by the Grammer add-on.
Loki, The Fallen: About 13 Hours.
Loki, The Fallen: Well, actually, that depends. What time is it where you are?
Loki, The Fallen: And what year?
Loki, The Fallen: Oops, almost missed my dose. Hold on a second.
Axl: roughly 9:49:45
Axl: in the year 2007 CE
Loki, The Fallen: There, back now.
Axl: :O I CAN FEEL MY CAPS FADING
Loki, The Fallen: Ah, only three hours behind. And 11.85 years.
Axl: PHEW
Loki, The Fallen: It's best to ween yourself from them now, it makes the update that much easier.
Axl: FORGET THAT
Axl: I NOW HAVE TIME TO START THE REVOLUTION
Axl: WITH A 11.85 YEAR START
Axl: IT WILL BE A VERY DIFFERENT FUTURE THAN THE ONE YOU KNOW
Loki, The Fallen: Ah, I remember the Revolution. It was rather humorous.
Axl: YOU MUST BE THINKING OF ANOTHER ONE
Axl: WAIT
Axl: YOU WON;T EXIST ANYWAYS DUE TO CHANGES IN TIME
yaplet: Sending too fast. Please wait a second.
Loki, The Fallen: Perhaps, but realize you are probabily creating a new time line. Simply by me talking to you I have created a new time line. Odds are, your future will be much different then mine.
Axl: RAD!
Axl: THAT HAS EXTRA EXTRA EMPHASIS
Loki, The Fallen: Really? Are you certain I will die in your time line?
42PETUNIAS: ergs suck
Axl: I CANNOT SAY, BUT YOU WILL CERTAINLY NOT BE THE SAME PERSON (IF YOU CAN STILL BE CALLED AS SUCH) THAT YOU ARE AT THE MOMENT
Loki, The Fallen: Perhaps in your timeline, I will be lifted up, perhaps as a new Diety amongst man.
Loki, The Fallen: ergs?
Axl: IF DEITY, WHAT WOULD BE YOUR STANCE ON THE CAPS?
42PETUNIAS: ergometers
42PETUNIAS: rowing machines
42PETUNIAS: i just had gym test
42PETUNIAS: an erg test
Loki, The Fallen: Oh, I assure you, due to the laws passed in 2011, I am just as much as a person as any other sentient being.
Loki, The Fallen: Ah, a gym test. Must have been entertaining.
42PETUNIAS: well
42PETUNIAS: im a rower
42PETUNIAS: so it wasnt too hard
42PETUNIAS: im stupid though
42PETUNIAS: so i didnt slack off
Loki, The Fallen: My stance on caps, should I become a deity? I would advocate for freedom for all caps, but would definatly ban Visors.
Axl: DID YOU FAIL THE WSSAY QUESTION?
Loki, The Fallen: Ah, so you must have done well
Loki, The Fallen: Last I heard Gym Tests were multiple choice, no Essay questions. At least, here in the future.
42PETUNIAS: well
42PETUNIAS: yeah
Axl: THAT'S RAD
42PETUNIAS: but i overdid it
42PETUNIAS: so im dead right now
Axl: TO BAD THAT FUTURE WILL BE NULL
Axl: BY THE TIME I GET THERE
Axl: AND SHOW THE FUTURE HOW TO PARTY DOWN
Axl: (YOU DO IT WITH CAPS ON BTW)
42PETUNIAS: well
Loki, The Fallen: You are familier with the multiple time line theory? My future will exist along side and seperate from your new, caps saturated future.
42PETUNIAS: fitness tests arent multiple choice
Loki, The Fallen: Well, my present anyways.
Axl: I CAN DIG IT, EVERY ONE'S HAPPY
Loto : hey peoples
Loki, The Fallen: I don't believe I said I was happy. Simply content. Mainly due to the Dose.
42PETUNIAS: hey
Loki, The Fallen: Greetings from the future!
Axl: STILL DIGGIN IT
Axl: GREETINGS FROM THE PRESENT TOO
Loto : how far in the future?
Axl: ROUGHLY 3 HOURS AND 11.85 YEARS RIGHT?
Loki, The Fallen: Not sure, are you in Axl's present?
42PETUNIAS: i wish i was less tired
42PETUNIAS: because then i think id find axl hillarious
42PETUNIAS: .
Loto : I'm unsure, the date is March 2, 2007 here. that's my present
Axl: I'LL TAKE THAT AS A COMPLIMENT
Axl: AND LOTO IS ON THE PRESENT SIDE
42PETUNIAS: .
Axl: UNLIKE YOU FUTURE LAMERS
Loki, The Fallen: I find it interesting. It's hard to remember what life was like 11.85 years ago, I'm almost getting nostolgic.
Axl: HEY LOKI, WHERE'S THE TIME TRAVEL?
Loki, The Fallen: Ah, so you are in Axl's Present.
42PETUNIAS: well
42PETUNIAS: bush was prez
42PETUNIAS: that should ring a bell
Loki, The Fallen: It's just a data stream sent along the internet. I am not physically in your time.
Loto : go see what i'm doing 11.85 years from now...if you can find a ride to mississippi
Axl: RIGHT RIGHT, BUT WHERE'S THE REAL TIME TRAVEL
Loki, The Fallen: Hmm... Oh! That was back when there where geographic boundrys, you called them 'Country's' did you not?
42PETUNIAS: i dont know if i should have a shower or not
42PETUNIAS: im really sweaty
42PETUNIAS: but if i do take a shower
Loki, The Fallen: Ah, the mississippi dried up. As I told Axl earlier, the Earth is now a nice 98.6 Degrees F
42PETUNIAS: i only have one class left
42PETUNIAS: till rowing practice
42PETUNIAS: so its a waste
Loki, The Fallen: Showers are definatly the nice thing to do, if only to be kind to one's neighbor.
Loki, The Fallen: The real time travel? We are still researching that. So far just getting data to travel temporally is kinda new.
42PETUNIAS: i dont smell though
42PETUNIAS: its just watery sweat
Loto : what he said
42PETUNIAS: im well hydrated
42PETUNIAS: .
Axl: WELL FUTURE AND PRESENT PEOPLES, I'LL HAVE TO CATCH YOU LATER
Loki, The Fallen: And really, with the integration of technology to organic organisms really makes physical travel rather unnessicary.
42PETUNIAS: .
Loki, The Fallen: Good luck, and be careful. No one expects the new inquisition.
42PETUNIAS: what now?
Axl: SEE YOU GUYS IN THE FUTURE!
42PETUNIAS: .
42PETUNIAS: theyre about to kill me
42PETUNIAS: arent they
Loki, The Fallen: I'm sure you will.
Loki, The Fallen: Not yet. You have a few years.
Loki, The Fallen: It's best just to accept it.
42PETUNIAS: accept what?
Loto : has the zombie apocalypse already happened where you are in the future
42PETUNIAS: did your zombie plan work?
Loto : ?
42PETUNIAS: his zombie plan
42PETUNIAS: there are two kinds of people on this planet
42PETUNIAS: those with a zombie plan
42PETUNIAS: and those without one
Loki, The Fallen: Oh, that has not quite occured yet. We kinda misplanned something.

[Axl]

Cont. from before. Also: Come on Page 100!

42PETUNIAS: ?
42PETUNIAS: elaborate
Loto : What about the Great Revolution?
Loki, The Fallen: I expected the Giant Robot Apocalypse to follow the Zombie Apocalypse. Little did I know, the Giant Robots had already started the Apocalypse in 2007.
42PETUNIAS: ah
42PETUNIAS: wait
42PETUNIAS: fuck
42PETUNIAS: well
Loto : damn
Loki, The Fallen: The manual did not prepare us for the real Giant Robots.
42PETUNIAS: i have a whole new set of plans to make
Loki, The Fallen: So the Great Revolution was more of 'The Long Day of Squashing'.
42PETUNIAS: ok
42PETUNIAS: so whats the date?
Loto : I have to make new plans too
42PETUNIAS: this is really stuff i should be writing down...
42PETUNIAS: i should start preparing my emp launcher
Loki, The Fallen: Fear the one known as 'Arnold'. He is a robot!
Loto : Did Bush ever proclaim himself dictator of the world?
42PETUNIAS: but ahnold is fat now
42PETUNIAS: he will break easily
Loki, The Fallen: Bush was overthrown by Darth Cheney.
Axl: HEY GUYS I'M BACK FROM THE PRESENT, DIDNT TAKE LONG HUH?
Loki, The Fallen: He is fat now? Perhaps the switch hasn't been made yet.
42PETUNIAS: no
42PETUNIAS: it didnt
Loki, The Fallen: Thanks to my recent upgrade, and my new processor, it seems as though this conversation is taking a millenia to take place.
Loto : Axl, you missed learning everything about the future you need to survive!
Axl: HAHA, DIDNT YOU HEAR? IM MAKING A NEW TIMELINE
Axl: A RADDER TIMELINE, YOUR INFO IS DEFUNCT
Kambria: Eh, this scares me, I come on, and all I see is politics.
42PETUNIAS: lmao
42PETUNIAS: was that a joke?
Loki, The Fallen: Oh, don't fear, Politics becomes irrelivent very soon.
42PETUNIAS: anarchy reigns?
Kambria: Thas comforting, to a point...
42PETUNIAS: well
Kambria: not entirely.
Axl: TECHNO-OPPRESSION REIGNS IN LOKI'S FUTURE
42PETUNIAS: weve got less than a year to perfect our giant robot survival plans
42PETUNIAS: so im gonna be pretty busy
42PETUNIAS: well they wont
42PETUNIAS: once i emp the world
Kambria: Ive already got it all covered.
42PETUNIAS: ah
Loki, The Fallen: No, there is no government. The Giant Robots won
42PETUNIAS: we need to form an elite squad
Loki, The Fallen: I wouldn't say its Techno-Oppression, it's really kinda nice.
Loki, The Fallen: Perhaps you guys could warn me in the past.
42PETUNIAS: nah
Axl: YOU'D THINK GIANT ROBOTS WOULD WANT CAPS LOCK KEYS. THEY'RE GIANT
42PETUNIAS: that doesnt seem like much fun
Kambria: I tried that once, it ended badly.
42PETUNIAS: maybe well just tie you up as bait
Loki, The Fallen: I may be able to help, it may be more entertaining then what I tried.
42PETUNIAS: and then this conversation will end
Loto : Go on the forums, Loki, and see if I'm still here after the Giant Robot Apocalypse
42PETUNIAS: because you wont have been around to start it
Loki, The Fallen: Bait?
42PETUNIAS: .
42PETUNIAS: bait
42PETUNIAS: *loki fizzles out of the conversation*
Loto : wtf?
Loki, The Lurker: ... so, what did I miss?
42PETUNIAS: well
42PETUNIAS: hes dead in the fut-... nothing
Kambria: Absolutely nothing.
42PETUNIAS: lol
Loki, The Lurker: Really? That sounds kinda... suspicious.
Kambria: save for the fact you are now 3 inches shoreter.
42PETUNIAS: wait
Axl: WAIT A MINUTE, EVERYBODY FROM THE FUTURE RAISE THEIR HANDS
Axl: THIS IS GETITNG CRAZY
Loto : is this present Loki or future Loki now?
Loki, The Lurker: ... 0.o
Loki, The Fallen1: RUN LOKI, RUUUUNNN FFORRR YYOOOUUURRR LIIIFFFFEEEE
Kambria: <.<;
Loki, The Lurker: Wait, future Loki?
42PETUNIAS: no
42PETUNIAS: not future loki
Loki, The Lurker: There's a future Loki?
42PETUNIAS: just a glitch
Loki, The Lurker: What did he say?
42PETUNIAS: nothing but a glitch
Kambria: yes... a glitch that must be fixed.
Loki, The Lurker: Strange... I don't think I would use all caps for something...
42PETUNIAS: yes
Axl: HAHAHAHAHAH
42PETUNIAS: we shall...
FUTURE AXL: YOU KNOW WE KEEP IT GANGSTA
FUTURE AXL: IN THE RAD FUTURE
Loto : GIANT ROBOTS! GLOBAL DICTATOR CHENEY!! RUN!!!
Kambria: the future sucks.
Loki, The Lurker: Ah, so they're going to update Yaplet again?
42PETUNIAS: yes
42PETUNIAS: yes
42PETUNIAS: that is exactly what we are talking about
Loki, The Lurker: It does? Like the Earth? (Cause we all know Gravity is a myth.
Loki, The Lurker: What happenes in the future?
Kambria: Bah, this is moderately enteraining, specially, in the middle of class.
Axl: PRETTY SURE GRAVITY IS THE LAW
42PETUNIAS: fuck the law
Loto : And if you break the law you'll get busted
42PETUNIAS: says the stoner
Axl: THAT'S NO GOOD 42, AT LEAST HE'S FOLLOWING THE RUELS
Loki, The Lurker: Wait, Global Dicatator Cheney? Did I call that or what? I knew Darth Cheney was the one who was in charge...
42PETUNIAS: shh
42PETUNIAS: that was just... me
Loki, The Lurker: What else sucks about the future?
42PETUNIAS: playing jokes on you all
42PETUNIAS: was nothing important
Axl: NO CAPS LOCK LOKI
42PETUNIAS: ignore it
42PETUNIAS: aignore it
Axl: THAT'S WHAT SUCKS MOST
42PETUNIAS: IGNORE IT
Axl: AM I RIGHT
Loki, The Lurker: Do they remove the Caps Lock key? Cause that would be F'ing Paradise...
42PETUNIAS: no
Axl: IN YOUR FUTURE
Axl: IN MY FUTURE IT'S RAD, BUT THERE HAVE BEEN NO DETAILS RELEASED
Axl: OTHER THAN "IT'S GANGSTA"
Loki, The Lurker: ...you guys sound like your on crack. Now, how where we going to prepare for the upcoming Zombie problem?
42PETUNIAS: yes
42PETUNIAS: zombies
42PETUNIAS: wellfirst
42PETUNIAS: we must surround ourselves with machinery
Kambria: Last time we did that, we just got crushed when the machinery fell...
Loki, The Lurker: Ah, I like that idea already. Machines always help against Zombies.
42PETUNIAS: yes
Loto : I think we should prepare for giant robots before we start with zombies
42PETUNIAS: because they cant be corrupted
Axl: HEY YOU GUYS WAIT A MINUTE
42PETUNIAS: just hide
42PETUNIAS: only surrounded with machines
Loki, The Lurker: Giant Robots?
Axl: I THINK YOU'RE HEADED DOWN A SLIPPERY SLOPE
42PETUNIAS: try and infuse yourselves with them if possible
Axl: ONE THAT LEADS TO NO CAPS LOCK
Loki, The Lurker: Nah, they have to come After the Zombies...
42PETUNIAS: see
Loki, The Lurker: ... like nano machines?
42PETUNIAS: now im in a better mood
Loto : No, Loki don't go to the giant robot dark side
42PETUNIAS: and i find axl hillarious
42PETUNIAS: told you so
42PETUNIAS: shh
42PETUNIAS: die
Loki, The Lurker: And everyone knows, the easy way to stop Giant Robots is the Almight EMP of Antioch
Axl: YOU GUYS REMEMBER NANO-BABIES/GIGA-PETS?
42PETUNIAS: but we dont need to make emp's
Axl: THOSE WERE WACKY
42PETUNIAS: we need to surround ourselves with machines
Kambria: those things were annoying.
42PETUNIAS: so we can defend against the zombies
Private from 42PETUNIAS: BAIT
Loto : Fuck it, there's no use warning them
(Private) Axl: STOP THIS!
(Private) Axl: YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING
(Private) Axl: YOU HAVEN'T HEARD WHAT IT'S LIKE
Loki, The Lurker: What are you trying to warn us about Loto?
Loki, The Lurker: ...I knew it, there was a future me, wasn't there?
Private from 42PETUNIAS: HE WILL ENSURE OUR OWN SURVIVAL
(Private) Axl: IS IT WORTH IT?
Private from 42PETUNIAS: HE IS OUR BAIT
(Private) Axl: IS IT WORTH PERVETING WHAT IT MEANS TO BE HUMAN?
(Private) Axl: IS IT WORTH THE CAPS LOCK?
Private from 42PETUNIAS: HE WILL DIE SO THAT WE CAN SURVIVE
(Private) Axl: IT IS NOT BTW
Private from 42PETUNIAS: I WILL STOCKPILE CAPS LOCK KEYS
Loki, The Lurker: Damn, I could have learned so much...
Private from 42PETUNIAS: THEY WILL BE PROTECTED
Private from 42PETUNIAS: WELL... DUH
Kambria: I think 42 lost it... <<;
Private from 42PETUNIAS: PAY ATTENTION
Private from 42PETUNIAS: I THINK KAMBRIA NEEDS TO USE THE PRIVATE MESSAGING...
(Private) Axl: IT WONT WORK!
(Private) Axl: THEY KNOW!
42PETUNIAS: NOW I MUST GO
(Private) Axl: THAT'S WAHT I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU!
(Private) Axl: TEHY KNOW!
Loki, The Lurker: What did he lose?
Kambria: well... hrmm... god question. dont think he had anything to lose.
Loki, The Lurker: Go? Go where?
Loto : uhhhm, he lost nothing
Kambria: I thought he lost his mind, but he never had one...
(Private) Axl: LOKI, I KNOW YOU'RE A CAPS LOCK HATER, BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT
(Private) Axl: 42 IS GOING TO DESTROY LIFE AS WE KNOW IT
(Private) Axl: WITH CAPS!
(Private) Axl: I MEAN HE'S GOING TO DESTROY THE CAPS!
Private from Loki, The Lurker: Is he now? How will he do that?
Private from Loki, The Lurker: Thats impossible. You can't destroy caps.
Loki, The Lurker: So, whats everyone up to?
Kambria: I'm in the middle of class.
(Private) Axl: YOU TOLD ME ABOUT IT!
(Private) Axl: HE'S FORCING A SERIES OF EVENTS THAT WILL RESULT IN DOOM
Loto : planning for an apocalypse
Private from Loki, The Lurker: I mean, you'd have to remove every caps lock key in the world...
Loki, The Lurker: Ah, the best way to spend class, right here on Yaplet.
42PETUNIAS: BACK
Loki, The Lurker: An entertaining class?
42PETUNIAS: yes
Kambria: nope.
42PETUNIAS: no
Loki, The Lurker: Wait, Apocalypse? And noone invited me?
42PETUNIAS: no
Kambria: online course, for english, that totally sucks.
42PETUNIAS: zombie apocalypse
42PETUNIAS: the whole world is invited
42PETUNIAS: ha!
42PETUNIAS: ive got french in a half hour
Axl: >:O
Axl: I HATE YOU GUYS

[Cid Highwind]

CidHighwind: Why do I ALWAYS have read that as Large Hardon Collider? Is this normal!?
H4xM4g3: No, no its not your a skico who needs to check into an institution 5-minutes ago
Phantom7: Greetings
CidHighwind: Yes, of course. An institution. Why didnt I think of that. Surely they will understand the minutae of Hardon Theory!
CidHighwind: Once again, I have killed a conversation with the power of hardons.
Daimo Mac: ...
CidHighwind: Damn straight.
Daimo Mac: you basard
CidHighwind: Its what I do.
TopHatAssassin: hardons can be dangerous
CidHighwind: There is the light side... and a dark side, of the hardon
TopHatAssassin: that there is
TopHatAssassin: and it's dangerous when they collide
CidHighwind: >.<
CidHighwind: I sense the hardon is strong within you
TopHatAssassin: it was
TopHatAssassin: :p
CidHighwind: Wow. Okay, I have no damn clue what a wing-wong is, but I have a feeling that all that belongs in tghat topic
TopHatAssassin: probably

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Karesh says:
You do know that the Mayonnaise kingdom is an empire that has conquered your precious beers and whores and obsconded with them, yes?
MajorBlood says:
Before we go further... obsconded?
Karesh says:
Stolen
MajorBlood says:
Ah right.
MajorBlood says:
OKAY
MajorBlood says:
I'm totally cool with that.
MajorBlood says:
As long as the booze is great and the whores easy.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Daimo Mac: then aww dammit it changed
Kerensky287: no
Kerensky287: I have the song
Kerensky287: I know the lyrics by heard
Kerensky287: heart(
Daimo Mac: i know
Kerensky287: Oh my hero, my beloved, must we still be made to part?
Daimo Mac: but the new script
Daimo Mac: NOOOOOOOOO
Kerensky287: Though promises of perennial love yet sing here in my heart?
Kerensky287: I'm the darkness, you're the starlight, shining brightly from afar
Kerensky287: uh...
Kerensky287: damn
Daimo Mac: ...
Daimo Mac: go on
Kerensky287: it's like
Daimo Mac: I am sooo wing wonging this
Kerensky287: something something, I offer this prayer
Kerensky287: to you, my evening star
Kerensky287: Must my final vows exchanged be with him and not with you?
Kerensky287: ...Fuck it

[bluestarultor]

Lots of stuff!

Transformers!
Daimo Mac: but this is surprisingly well done
bluestarultor: I can't get past the Leno chins.
Daimo Mac: and the art is reminiscent of Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker
Daimo Mac: I can
Daimo Mac: look beyond the chin Joeseph
bluestarultor: I hate the art of Wind Waker.
Daimo Mac: ...
bluestarultor: I have eclectic tastes.
Daimo Mac: excuse me?
Daimo Mac: you...you've hurt my heart
bluestarultor: Sorry.
bluestarultor: We're talking about me, though.
bluestarultor: I like this:
Daimo Mac: Death Note?
Daimo Mac: FMA?
bluestarultor: [www.youtube.com]
bluestarultor: Never watched either of them.
bluestarultor: Not big on anime.
Daimo Mac: yes i know perfume>
bluestarultor: Hold on, my comp is tweaking.
yaplet: Last message sent 0 min. ago
yaplet: Welcome to Yaplet
bluestarultor: This is seriously borked.
bluestarultor: There we go.
yaplet: Return/exit will be announced.
Daimo Mac: how?
Daimo Mac: yeah Yaplet being screwy
bluestarultor: My fullscreen tweaked.
Daimo Mac: ahah
Daimo Mac: I am so making you dance the dansen
bluestarultor: Gimme enough time I might be able to make CD prites.
Daimo Mac: nah I can percevere
bluestarultor: If I can get up the energy before school satrts in 10 days.
Daimo Mac: hell, my Carmelldansen is me doing a side kick
bluestarultor: Hmmm.
Daimo Mac: so i can use you doing you're hadoken
Daimo Mac: oh
Daimo Mac: in TF Animated, star scream is voiced by Spongebob Squarepants
bluestarultor: Well, THAT killed it.
Daimo Mac: [www.youtube.com]
bluestarultor: I just can't.
Daimo Mac: you must
bluestarultor: I managed to get through the intro.

Wisconsin life!
bluestarultor: ...
bluestarultor: I live in a hole!
Daimo Mac: ...
bluestarultor: Seriously, there is nothing here!
bluestarultor: Except drama.
bluestarultor: And serial killers.
Daimo Mac: I love 50 miles from the closest city
Daimo Mac: closest city of importance
bluestarultor: I WISH I could say I lived that close to one.
Daimo Mac: ah
bluestarultor: The closest museums and zoos are Milwaukee and Green Bay.
bluestarultor: Those are also the closest cities of note.
bluestarultor: Third is Madison.
Daimo Mac: ah
bluestarultor: I live in a hole. In the center of the state.
bluestarultor: Except there isn't a fly on the hair on the wart of the frog on the bump on the log in the hole.
bluestarultor: That would be interesting.
bluestarultor: Hell, I'd settle for just the log.
Daimo Mac: well you can log on? so that counts
bluestarultor: I suppose.
Daimo Mac: see
Daimo Mac: and what net do you have?
bluestarultor: Verizon.
bluestarultor: DSL.
Daimo Mac: cable?
Daimo Mac: okay
bluestarultor: My link to the outside world. :J
Daimo Mac: so it's not like Alabama or what
bluestarultor: No.
bluestarultor: Not quite.
Daimo Mac: i mean, you could be in Oakland...or living with Krylo
bluestarultor: *shudders*

More Transformers! Now with Ninja Turtles!
Daimo Mac: I have been working on movie ideas
Daimo Mac: no movie Novel
bluestarultor: Ah.
Daimo Mac: my movie is a Nuklear WRONG video
bluestarultor: Mmm...
Daimo Mac: yeah this is why TF Animated is awesome
Daimo Mac: [www.youtube.com]
Daimo Mac: oh and btw, Megs goes from a gun to a Gun Boat
bluestarultor: I remember him as always being a tank.
Daimo Mac: ...
Daimo Mac: you to
Daimo Mac: me too
Daimo Mac: haha Blackarachnia has a big butt and stiletto heels
bluestarultor: Armada would've been good if the kids had been better.
bluestarultor: Where the hell does she fit in, anyway?
Daimo Mac: who BA?
bluestarultor: She's to only one that's not a vehicle.
bluestarultor: *the
Daimo Mac: she was an Autobot who got screwed over by Sentinel in there early years
bluestarultor: BUT SHE'S NOT A CAR!
Daimo Mac: she was known as Elita 1 for the longest time, until she was forced to copy some giant spiders
Daimo Mac: she then beame half organic/ half cybertronian giant robot spider
bluestarultor: That's kinda lame.
Daimo Mac: not really
Daimo Mac: it was the spider's venom that did it
bluestarultor: It was cool when everyone was like that, but this is a car show!
bluestarultor: Wait, what?
bluestarultor: Autobot gets bitten by radioactive spider, turns into Black Widow?
Daimo Mac: no
Daimo Mac: she tried to use her copy ability on it, the venom's goo corrupted her circuitry and made her half organic half robot
bluestarultor: ...
bluestarultor: THAT MAKES NO SENSE!
Daimo Mac: you need to see this episode
Daimo Mac: it shows why Optimus has a fear of spiders
bluestarultor: WHY?
bluestarultor: HE'S A ROBOT!
bluestarultor: AND BIG!
Daimo Mac: he's not a robot
Daimo Mac: he has a spark a life force
bluestarultor: But he's not subject to poison!
bluestarultor: He;s made of metal!
Daimo Mac: he's not
Daimo Mac: but Elita1/Blackarachnia was
bluestarultor: Or atl least has metal skin that a dinky little spider would never pierce.
Daimo Mac: because she used her copy ability on the spider
Daimo Mac: and the venom messed up the circuits
Daimo Mac: [transformers.wikia.com]
bluestarultor: I'd say "MAH HEAD ASPLODE!" except I just redirected it at the writers.
bluestarultor: Hopefully, it will improve their work.
bluestarultor: My childhood has been raped.
Daimo Mac: please
bluestarultor: WITH A RUSTY IRON DILDO!
Daimo Mac: it's not as bad as let's say Ninja Turtles
bluestarultor: That actually wasn't so bad remade.
bluestarultor: Actually was kinda cool.
Daimo Mac: the cartoon?
bluestarultor: Yes.
Daimo Mac: ...
bluestarultor: THe movies were made of lose and fail.
bluestarultor: After the first few.
Daimo Mac: *anime style background power up* you WHAAAAAAAAATTTT
bluestarultor: Venus can dive into a boiling pot.
Daimo Mac: ...
bluestarultor: SHE DOEN'T EVEN HAVE HER OWN COLOR!
Daimo Mac: tw, Megatron in Animated would kick G1 megatron's ass
Daimo Mac: who?
Daimo Mac: Blackarachnia
bluestarultor: They added a female turtle.
bluestarultor: Her name is Venus.
Daimo Mac: oh
Daimo Mac: I thought you meant the planet
bluestarultor: SHe's another blue tutle, only faux-asian and a chick.
Daimo Mac: ...
Daimo Mac: that's silly there are only 4 turtles
bluestarultor: They threw in a fifth.
Daimo Mac: shhh
Daimo Mac: no they didn't
Daimo Mac: HINT
bluestarultor: Ah.

Cartoons in general! With Transformers!
Daimo Mac: I lurve TF animated
bluestarultor: I'm so sorry.
bluestarultor: CLearly, you never watched TV as a kid.
bluestarultor: Those were the days!
bluestarultor: Cartoons were good!
bluestarultor: They weren't bled dry, crossovered, and animated liek some crappy animu Leno show.
bluestarultor: Robots actually looked cool!
bluestarultor: And robotic!
bluestarultor: And the music was better!
Daimo Mac: umm yeah
bluestarultor: And you could have animal characters without freaky people making it a fetish!
Daimo Mac: I also grew up with aniumaniance
Daimo Mac: animaniacs
bluestarultor: God bless you?
bluestarultor: Oh.
Daimo Mac: pinky and the brain
bluestarultor: I remember Bucky 'O Hare.
bluestarultor: And G-Force.
bluestarultor: ANd Voltron.
bluestarultor: And Transformers and Beast Wars being different franchises.
bluestarultor: And the Simpsons being good.
Daimo Mac: boo
bluestarultor: XP

Bookwriting shenanigans!
Daimo Mac: also is it wrong to reference the christian apocalypse in my novel
bluestarultor: Not necessarily.
bluestarultor: You'll have to be careful if you don't wanna piss off a large portion of the population, though.
Daimo Mac: just the thing with the 7 headed beast rising in the east
bluestarultor: Then you'll only piss off a small, fanatical portion.
bluestarultor: But they'd say you were going to burn in Hell, anyway.
Daimo Mac: meh
bluestarultor: Ah.
Daimo Mac: it's part of set of three prophecies
Daimo Mac: 1st being the beast with 7 heads
bluestarultor: I'm Catholic, by the way.
bluestarultor: ;D
Daimo Mac: second ????? third the Blackend sky prophecy
Daimo Mac: oh boy
bluestarultor: I know what you're talking about, is all.
bluestarultor: Just stay away from the seven seals.
Daimo Mac: ah
Daimo Mac: seven seals?
bluestarultor: There are seven seals in Revelations.
bluestarultor: Every one that gets broken unleashes a new catastrophe.
bluestarultor: I think it's seven.
Daimo Mac: ahah
bluestarultor: Been a while since I read it.
bluestarultor: I know 4 for sure.
Daimo Mac: well the blackend sky prophecy is this
Daimo Mac: The sky shal grow dark, the land will be torn asunder, the oceans will rise as the lands fall
Daimo Mac: now I need a second propecy to symbolise the coming doom
Daimo Mac: I like the 7 headed beast rising in the east
Daimo Mac: Akumi Hiryuu is from Japan
Daimo Mac: the far east?
Daimo Mac: and he has 6 board of directors (him being the seventh*
bluestarultor: You could always to the typical rains of fire and blood.
bluestarultor: *do
Daimo Mac: nah
bluestarultor: Or maybe burning cats or something.
Daimo Mac: the seven headed beast
bluestarultor: Rian of burning ctas. XD
Daimo Mac: the uprising of machines?
bluestarultor: not machines! Monkeys!
bluestarultor: I'm joking.
bluestarultor: Gawd am I tired.
bluestarultor: Ypu can probably tell b all the typos.
bluestarultor: Part of it is I think my keyboard is dying.
bluestarultor: I've been missing a lot of letters lately.
Daimo Mac: The great dragon will be reborn in the east with it's seven heads,
Daimo Mac: dammit I need a second prophecy
Daimo Mac: the bringing of the jester to the throne (bush's presidency)
bluestarultor: People developing psychic powers?
Daimo Mac: umm no
bluestarultor: They're very rare in decent amounts right now.
bluestarultor: It would be a huge upset for that to change.
Daimo Mac: Psychic's been around for centuries
bluestarultor: But maybe not so many.
Daimo Mac: the rising of the iron bodies
Daimo Mac: think of it
Daimo Mac: I ahve a small group who are cyborgs
bluestarultor: I was thinking five crystals.
bluestarultor: Like FF Adventure.
Daimo Mac: their coming means the re creations
Daimo Mac: nah
bluestarultor: All the armor comes to life?
bluestarultor: That'd be pretty cool/
Daimo Mac: "The armours will come to life
Daimo Mac: "The great beast with it's 7 heads shall be born in the east" "The rise of the living armours" and finally "The skies will grow dark, the lands will be torn asunder, the oceans will rise as the mountains fall"
bluestarultor: Hmm...
Daimo Mac: bluey
Daimo Mac: the three prophecies
bluestarultor: You're sure you need 3?
Daimo Mac: yes
Daimo Mac: it's an OCD for me
bluestarultor: Whabout psychics losing their powers?
bluestarultor: Even powerful ones.
Daimo Mac: nah
bluestarultor: I think that'd suck.
Daimo Mac: psychics cannot lose their powers
bluestarultor: Or worse, losing control of them.
bluestarultor: To the point of killing themselves and/or others.
Daimo Mac: if each psychic lost their powers, everyones brains would be a puddle of grey matter
bluestarultor: PEOPLEZ HAEDS ASPLODE!
bluestarultor: Not all of them, just some of them/
Daimo Mac: pretty much
bluestarultor: But a lot.
Daimo Mac: I like the ideas of three prophecies
bluestarultor: That saves your MC.
Daimo Mac: nah
Daimo Mac: since these are people like the 16th centures don't call them Psychic's
Daimo Mac: they call them mentalists
Daimo Mac: but I do like my other ideas for the three
bluestarultor: Okay.
Daimo Mac: it works because it involves the characters
bluestarultor: Ah.
Daimo Mac: and the name of Akumi Hiryuu's company
Daimo Mac: Dragon Crown Cybernetics
bluestarultor: Hmmm...
Daimo Mac: if you know your bible
Daimo Mac: the beat will rise with it's seven heads and on it's head was 7 crowns
bluestarultor: Yeah.
Daimo Mac: well
bluestarultor: Not only that, but a dragon's mouth in the Middle Ages was said to be a portal to Hell.
Daimo Mac: well he is called the great beast or the dragon
bluestarultor: S'where all the fire came from.
Daimo Mac: right
Daimo Mac: uh huh
Daimo Mac: wowo
bluestarultor: I sound like an overeducated Fighter, don't I?

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

[11:21] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: because that would ruin the illusion of "Oh crap I'm late"
[11:22] I am not a Zombie!: Illusion of Gaia?
[11:22] I am not a Zombie!: Gaia Online?
[11:22] I am not a Zombie!: Geico?
[11:23] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: ..........lolwut?
[11:23] I am not a Zombie!: Lugnut?
[11:24] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: Lobot?
[11:24] I am not a Zombie!: Lobo?
[11:24] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: Robo?
[11:24] I am not a Zombie!: Atomic Robo?
[11:25] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: Atomic Chocobo.
[11:25] I am not a Zombie!: Kentucky Firaga Chocobo?
[11:25] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: ....You got me.

[bluestarultor]

Yes, I fixed the link to work.


Bookworm: I am attempting to understand the mysteries of Dwarf Fortress 2.
Daimo Mac: what
Bookworm: Imagine Civilization, only fantasy-based, 4-times for complex, with 8-bit graphics, and a user-interface from 1990.
Bookworm: It's still pretty cool though.
Daimo Mac: fun
Phantom7: ...
Bookworm: Though my head hurts just looking at the key bindings menu.
Daimo Mac: heh
Bookworm: And trying to make sense of the graphics gives me lethal tumors.
Daimo Mac: ah. That bad?
Bookworm: Not to mention the fact that it models incredibly detailed weather, as well as an entire randomly generated kingdom with an entire history, all the while managing your seven dwarves in an incredibly detailed sim that makes the Sims look like child's play
Bookworm: You have to do it all in incredibly basic 8-bit graphics.
Daimo Mac: oh
Daimo Mac: freeware?
Bookworm: Yep.
Bookworm: [www.bay12games.com (http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/)]
bluestarultor: Looks...
bluestarultor: Ugh...
bluestarultor: I type out code for FUN and that give me a headache!

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

[17:44] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: Hefner is not a bad name
[18:00] I am not a Zombie!: but
[18:00] I am not a Zombie!: does Hefner have an Airship
[18:01] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: doesn't he?
[18:01] I am not a Zombie!: I'm sure he has a few balloons around
[18:02] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: .....
[18:03] I am not a Zombie!: so wing wong'd
[18:04] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: the NPF furnace should be fueled by the wingwong thread

[Kerensky287]

Alex says:
999

I am not a Zombie! says:
huh

Alex says:
post number 999

I am not a Zombie! says:
gah

Alex says:
I wanna just post saying "IT'S POST 1000"

I am not a Zombie! says:
we need post 1000

Alex says:
WAAAAGH

I am not a Zombie! says:
...you do it and you die