The Wing Wong strikes back!

[Major Blood]

[18:26] *** I am not a Zombie! has received D:\Documents and Settings\Colin\Desktop\1218479231151.jpg.
[18:37] MajorBlood: ^_^
[18:38] I am not a Zombie!: i liked it
[18:38] MajorBlood: Hooray for bacon!
[18:38] I am not a Zombie!: meh
[18:38] I am not a Zombie!: I prefer sausages
[18:38] MajorBlood: !!!
[18:38] MajorBlood: HEATHEN
[18:38] MajorBlood: WHAT KIND OF AIR BREATHING HUMAN BEING ARE YOU?
[18:38] I am not a Zombie!: I'd make a gay joke but it's too easy
[18:39] I am not a Zombie!: a Canadian
[18:39] I am not a Zombie!: I like Canadian Bacon?
[18:39] MajorBlood: WE ALL KNOW THAT'S NOT REAL BACON
[18:39] I am not a Zombie!: shh, don't tell the yankee's

[bluestarultor]

Big Mac, Blue, and CJ: Total Randomness!


bluestarultor: I thought you were already putting me in the vid.
Daimo Mac: yeah but I should get permission
Daimo Mac: who do you wanna dance with
bluestarultor: FYI, the Blue sprites are a pixel shorter than normal.
bluestarultor: I dunno, does it matter?
Daimo Mac: i know
Daimo Mac: I can have you and Troy dance
bluestarultor: Actually, CJ and I have been talking.
bluestarultor: That would work, too.
bluestarultor: You know CJ and I are 12 hours apart?
Daimo Mac: umm, how is that possible
bluestarultor: What would you use for the Troy dance, anyway?
Daimo Mac: CJ is in Indiana
bluestarultor: We were born the same day, me at 9PM and her at 9AM the same day.
Daimo Mac: OH
Daimo Mac: cool
Daimo Mac: yeah CJ is a real sweet heart
bluestarultor: It's funky, huh?
bluestarultor: ... Huh?
bluestarultor: Sweet heart? Whaddaya think we are, dating?
bluestarultor: o_0
Daimo Mac: no
bluestarultor: She is pretty cool, though.
Daimo Mac: I am saying she is a sweet heart, she's one of the nicest girls I know
bluestarultor: Yeah, she's pretty cool.
Daimo Mac: I dun care if you're dating
Daimo Mac: wouldn;t surprise me
bluestarultor: XD
Daimo Mac: well lets see
Daimo Mac: Melfice and BMG
bluestarultor: I don't think talking to her, like, twice really counts for that.
bluestarultor: XD
Daimo Mac: Shiney and Rai Rai
Daimo Mac: Mash and Kurosen
bluestarultor: Those two are married.
Daimo Mac: BFS and Jeneralissimo
bluestarultor: ...
bluestarultor: Okay, wow, there ARE a lot of relationships around here, aren't there?
Daimo Mac: yeah
Daimo Mac: so like I said, wouldn;t surprise me at all
Daimo Mac: maybe I'll get cat
bluestarultor: On here?
bluestarultor: You'd be the next Thad/Shirya!
Daimo Mac: shit, I forgot those two
bluestarultor: He dragged her on here, after all.
Daimo Mac: true
Daimo Mac: but yeah
Daimo Mac: there is a shit ton of relationships started by NPF
Daimo Mac: okay, so I have dancing partners
bluestarultor: Okay?
Daimo Mac: Me and Cat, Nikose and Khael, Meister and Fifth, Thad and Shyria, Melfice and BMG, you and Troy, Flare and Rick, Me and Blood (doing guitar)
bluestarultor: Nice.
Daimo Mac: Cat and I will be last
Daimo Mac: Nikose and Khael will be first
Daimo Mac: Flare will ignite me
bluestarultor: XD
Daimo Mac: you don't mind dancing tho
bluestarultor: Not at all.
Daimo Mac: goody
CelesJessa: Did someone say dancing?
Daimo Mac: hey CJ
Daimo Mac: Hey Bluey, I found your dansen pardner
CelesJessa: dansen dancing?
Daimo Mac: damn straight
bluestarultor: Who?
Daimo Mac: ...
Daimo Mac: CJ
bluestarultor: Well, we do sahre a birthday.
CelesJessa: indeed
Daimo Mac: yeah yeah
bluestarultor: Are you going to be doing anything fancy with my palette swaps?
Daimo Mac: no
bluestarultor: Just askin'.
bluestarultor: And will you be fixing it to normal eyes or no?
Daimo Mac: just you and CJ doing the funky dansen
Daimo Mac: I dunno
CelesJessa: That sounds kind of questionable, doing the "funky dansen"
Daimo Mac: ...
Daimo Mac: *smacks CJ*
bluestarultor: Reminds me of the Funky Chicken.
Daimo Mac: for you, know Ed x Roy dollies
Daimo Mac: thank you Blues
bluestarultor: XD
Daimo Mac: anyway
bluestarultor: My casting pose LOOKS a bit like the funky chiccken, thinking about it. XD
Daimo Mac: yeah Blues and CJ would work
Daimo Mac: considering this is NPF Dansen
bluestarultor: Da TWINZ! XDDD
CelesJessa: =D
Daimo Mac: by 12 hours
CelesJessa: if you have blond hair and blue eyes, that will be even freakier
bluestarultor: Blond hair, brown eyes.
bluestarultor: But ble is recessive and my dad has them.
CelesJessa: ah close
Daimo Mac: ...
CelesJessa: ah I see
CelesJessa: still possible. Long lost twins!
bluestarultor: XD
bluestarultor: Are we freaking you out, Mac?
Daimo Mac: no
Daimo Mac: believe me, I can do mush worse
CelesJessa: our mother just had a really long labor
CelesJessa: 12 hours
CelesJessa: ouch
bluestarultor: I could totally do a comic arc on that! 0w0
bluestarultor: Well, not labor, but you get the idea!
CelesJessa: :D
bluestarultor: I'mm write myself a note!
CelesJessa: hurrah
Daimo Mac: ...do it
Daimo Mac: I think it;s amazing that your mum CJ could give birth to you, fly up to Wisconsin and give birth there as well
CelesJessa: hey, my dad is from Wisconsin
CelesJessa: :D
Daimo Mac: ...
bluestarultor: My family's originally from Milwaukee.
Daimo Mac: *brain kablooies*
bluestarultor: XD
CelesJessa: XD
Daimo Mac: there ya happy
CelesJessa: That settles it, Bluestarultor and I are long lost twings
CelesJessa: er
CelesJessa: twins
CelesJessa: I don't know where the g came from
Daimo Mac: I dunno
CelesJessa: I'm pretty sure nobody in my family is from Milwaukee though
bluestarultor: Awwh!
Daimo Mac: ...ah HAH
Daimo Mac: you are NOT twins biological
bluestarultor: Where's you dad from?
CelesJessa: I'm not sure the exact town, but it's right next to the minnesota border
Daimo Mac: *feels so left out*
bluestarultor: Sorry, Mac.
CelesJessa: but hey, maybe after giving birth to me, my parents started to head towards minnesota to see my dad's family, and gave birth to you on the way
bluestarultor: XD
Daimo Mac: *still feels left out* *thinks about Cat*
CelesJessa: sorry. It's not our fault you're canadian
bluestarultor: Technically, since it's my mom who gave me brown eyes, I could be your brother from another mother. XD
CelesJessa: and not our twin
bluestarultor: Yeah, Mac.
bluestarultor: Besides, you're still awesome.
CelesJessa: oh that's true. I got my blue eyes from my mom
Daimo Mac: well anyway
bluestarultor: You just come from a less awesome country.
Daimo Mac: the reason I had this convo is cause I miscontrused what Bluey said
bluestarultor: How so and what?
CelesJessa: that closes it's stores at 5:30, I mean, what is up with canada?
Daimo Mac: umm
Daimo Mac: I work at a place that is open 24-7
Daimo Mac: remember what you said earlier
CelesJessa: the first and only time I visited canada, I went to a mall
CelesJessa: and at exactly 5:30 EVERYTHING closed
CelesJessa: crazy canada, don't they want our moneys?
bluestarultor: XD
bluestarultor: About what, resizing pics, Mac?
Daimo Mac: after that
Daimo Mac: you said about you and CJ
bluestarultor: Us talking and stuff?
CelesJessa: randomly: "Mojave" is probably the most fun word to say ever
Daimo Mac: yes
Daimo Mac: I saw it as something else
bluestarultor: Oh! >>;
CelesJessa: huh what?
Daimo Mac: rememeber I said CJ is a real sweetheart
bluestarultor: Uh huh?
bluestarultor: DUDE! WHAT WOULD CAT SAY?
Daimo Mac: thats why I said that
Daimo Mac: Cat would understand
bluestarultor: I'm joking, but go on?
Daimo Mac: I love cat with all my heart
CelesJessa: Are you sure you said "real sweetheart" or "crazy freak"?
Daimo Mac: no I said real sweetheart
bluestarultor: XD
CelesJessa: awww
CelesJessa: give me warm happy feelings before I have to go work in the FACTORY OF PAIN AND SUFFERING
Daimo Mac: i mean it, thats why I said that
Daimo Mac: cause I assumed somehting I shouldn;t have
bluestarultor: That we were an item? XD
bluestarultor: Nope! XD
Daimo Mac: oh what
Daimo Mac: CJ not good enough for you
CelesJessa: XD
bluestarultor: But it's really cool the stuff we have going.
Daimo Mac: always ALWAYS starts that way
CelesJessa: NPF = eHarmony
bluestarultor: XD
CelesJessa: Find your match here

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

time for some Wing Wong

Daimo Mac: its from the Avvies
bluestarultor: You already have a chibi pic! XD
Daimo Mac: yes I kow
Daimo Mac: but as a 6 year old, in the RP I have glasses and a cute plastic guitar
bluestarultor: Well, then.
CelesJessa: [img525.imageshack.us] voila
CelesJessa: there you go
Daimo Mac: you re my queen
CelesJessa: naturally
Daimo Mac: well, next to Cat of course
CelesJessa: you really like it? I just did it in, like, a minute
CelesJessa: any other super-fast requests?
bluestarultor: XD
Daimo Mac: it's cute
CelesJessa: I can't promise they won't be terrifying
Daimo Mac: do one of me hitting Bluey >=D
bluestarultor: XP: .'
Daimo Mac: I said hitting, not hitting on
bluestarultor: I know.
bluestarultor: Still raspberry-worthy.
bluestarultor: Meanie.
bluestarultor: XD
CelesJessa: [img204.imageshack.us] KAPOW
Daimo Mac: hey bluey
bluestarultor: Hey what?
Bookworm: Viewing your pictures makes me want to claw my eyes out with a rusty spoon.
CelesJessa: viewing your mom makes me want to claw my eyes out with a rusty spoon
Bookworm: And then eat them, lightly seasoned with garlic and pepper.
Bookworm: And I will still prefer it to seeing thos horrible scribblings.
Bookworm: Weak.
Daimo Mac: *dropkick
Daimo Mac: bookie, they are of me hurting Bluey, that's aweseom
Bookworm: If by awesome you mean horrible enough to kill puppies, yes.
Daimo Mac: bite me
Bookworm: You probably taste like fish left out for a couple of weeks, so I'll have to decline.
CelesJessa: [img170.imageshack.us] here's the alternate version
CelesJessa: because I feel bad making him get punched
Daimo Mac: actually I just had a shower
bluestarultor: Celes, WTF?
bluestarultor: That's!
bluestarultor: ...
bluestarultor: ...
Daimo Mac: uhh...what am I looking at?
CelesJessa: abs of steel!
bluestarultor: Wow...
CelesJessa: instead of getting punched in the face
Daimo Mac: umm, that didn;t look like a fist
CelesJessa: the fist is met with abs of steel
bluestarultor: I think my weird-ometer just got overloaded.
CelesJessa: 2 versions
CelesJessa: [img509.imageshack.us] and this is for bookworms
CelesJessa: er
CelesJessa: singular
bluestarultor: ...Why am I not wearing a shirt?
CelesJessa: it's the armstrong effect
bluestarultor: The what?
Daimo Mac: When Major Armstrong from FMA gets buff
CelesJessa: like FMA, armstrong's shirt rips off when he goes all muscle-y
Daimo Mac: he remobves his shirt to show off his pectoral prowess and bishie sparkles
CelesJessa: [img219.imageshack.us] and another picture, jsut for good measure
CelesJessa: LOOK I DID LINK FANART
Daimo Mac: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
CelesJessa: ANYWAY, my nephew wants to hang out with me for some reason, so I must go
Daimo Mac: bai bai
CelesJessa: glad I could make your eyeballs breed
CelesJessa: er
CelesJessa: bleed
bluestarultor: Later.
Bookworm: Anyway.

[bluestarultor]

Here's something you don't see every day around here: Greed and SecretSkull!


S-Skull: Summer is dissapointing.
S-Skull: Heya Avarice.
Avarice: Winter is as expected down here.
S-Skull: Silly opposite hemisphere dweller.
Avarice: Could say the same of you.
S-Skull: You could, but you are, as I clearly stated, silly.
Avarice: Touche.
bluestarultor: Funny how we think of north as up and south as down, though.
S-Skull: Still, I wish my friends were willing to leave their apartments once and a while.
bluestarultor: It's entirely Eurocentric.
S-Skull: I even tried playing them a song called "There is life outide your apartement".
S-Skull: No luck.
S-Skull: Everything is Euro-Centric, even if the U.S.A has taken the proverbial front seat. That's why I live in the Middle East and not the "Totally Awesome Center Place"
bluestarultor: Well, thinking about it this way, by equally silly logic, south should be up because the northern hemisphere contains much more land and should be heavier. XD
S-Skull: I always believed that north is up because of the compass.
S-Skull: West and east need to spell WE not EW. Ew isn't a realy word, we is.
bluestarultor: The world is more "eew" than "we" at this point, though.
bluestarultor: Ya gotta admit.
Avarice: Nah.
Avarice: It's Sn.
Avarice: Very Sn.
bluestarultor: Tinny? XD
bluestarultor: It's a smelt world after all? XD
S-Skull: *Badum Pish*

[Mondt]

In regards to this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxI8rS-HoQY&feature=related) video.

I'm Dr. Horrible.

Frustrated Incorporated: so
Frustrated Incorporated: this guy makes me want to shoot a roll of toilet paper
Dr. Horrible: ...?
Frustrated Incorporated: not sure why toilet paper, guess it'd explode in fibery madness
Frustrated Incorporated: which could be cool
Frustrated Incorporated: i guess
Frustrated Incorporated: if it were on fire
Dr. Horrible: ...
Frustrated Incorporated: life needs more fire
Dr. Horrible: ...?
* Frustrated Incorporated sets you on fire

[Lord Setheris]

In the course of a single conversation I forget/remembered why I date the women I date.

MizzKittie10: Do you love her?
LordSetheris: I always have
MizzKittie10: Why?
LordSetheris: She reminds me of another woman I dated. Remember Kat?
MizzKittie10: the abusive one?
LordSetheris: yeah her
MizzKittie10: didn't you date her because she reminded you of erin
LordSetheris: pretty Much
MizzKittie10: Why did you date erin?
LordSetheris: i don't remember
MizzKittie10: Well what does she remind you of?
LordSetheris: Red hair.
MizzKittie10: So you love her because she has red hair?
LordSetheris: ...apparently..?

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

[17:18] Karesh: I HAVE DISCOVERED A WAY
[17:18] Karesh: TO PROVE THAT YOU ARE INDEED A ZOMBIE
[17:18] I am not a Zombie!: boobs
[17:18] I am not a Zombie!: how
[17:18] Karesh: You see
[17:19] Karesh: I think therefore I am
[17:19] Karesh: You dont think
[17:19] Karesh: Therefore you aren't
[17:19] I am not a Zombie!: i think
[17:19] I am not a Zombie!: IO think that you are drunk
[17:19] Karesh: and someone that isnt doesn't have life
[17:19] Karesh: Therefore you shouldnt be able to walk and talk and text
[17:19] Karesh: THEREFORE
[17:19] Karesh: You are an zombie
[17:19] I am not a Zombie!: ...
[17:19] I am not a Zombie!: I had sex with my girlfriend
[17:19] Karesh: Zombie rape
[17:20] I am not a Zombie!: umm, yeah, you're drunk
[17:20] Karesh: I don't drink.
[17:20] Karesh: I'm just insane.
[17:23] Karesh: and a liiiiittle bit high
[17:23] I am not a Zombie!: sweet
[17:23] Karesh: on LIFE
[17:23] Karesh: That is to say....
[17:23] Karesh: ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE
[17:23] Karesh: *whistles as he walks away*
[17:45] I am not a Zombie!: wanna see a real carmelldansen s[prite
[17:45] Karesh: That sounds like something Satan would ask
[17:45] Karesh: But go on.
[17:45] I am not a Zombie!: ...
[17:45] I am not a Zombie!: kneel before me
[17:46] Karesh: Naaaa
[17:46] I am not a Zombie!: I am your god
[17:46] I am not a Zombie!: kneel
[17:46] Karesh: You're no god.
[17:46] Karesh: Simply a problem
[17:47] Karesh: And no problem can't be solved without a liberal application of explsoives.
[17:47] I am not a Zombie!: and KY Gel
[17:47] Karesh: LEFT OR RIGHT
[17:47] Karesh: EACH HAND HOLDS A DETENATOR AND ONE WILL BLOW YOU UP WHILE THE OTHER BLOWS ME PU
[17:47] I am not a Zombie!: i can make you blow without a detonator
[17:47] Karesh: Play the game damnit
[17:48] I am not a Zombie!: umm
[17:48] I am not a Zombie!: right
[17:48] I am not a Zombie!: cause ya know, right hand of doom
[17:48] Karesh: Wrong, It was left.
[17:48] Karesh: *Hits the left handed detonater, blowing you up*
[17:48] I am not a Zombie!: daww
[17:48] Karesh: *walks away before anyone notices he cheated*
[17:48] I am not a Zombie!: ...
[17:49] I am not a Zombie!: since I am a zombie, explosives don'tr hurt me
[17:49] Karesh: You've fallen into my final and truely awesome trap
[17:49] Karesh: Remember how I started this whole conversation!?
[17:49] I am not a Zombie!: ...
[17:49] I am not a Zombie!: FUCK
[17:49] Karesh: About me being able to prove you were a Zombie?!
[17:49] Karesh: MWAHAHHAHA
[17:49] Karesh: VICTORY
[17:49] I am not a Zombie!: you ass

and now for something completely different.

[19:23] Pete: Zombie!
[19:23] I am not a Zombie!: ...
[19:23] Pete: Trying to lure me into a false sense of security, eh? Not again!
[19:23] Pete: Not after last time!
[19:23] Pete: *headshot*
[19:23] I am not a Zombie!: ...
[19:23] I am not a Zombie!: ow
[19:24] Pete: DIe!
[19:24] Pete: *bangbangbang&
[19:24] Pete: **
[19:24] I am not a Zombie!: i refuse to believe your bullets exist
[19:24] Pete: Why?
[19:25] I am not a Zombie!: bluuet do not exist
[19:25] Pete: ...What.
[19:27] Pete: Bluuet?
[19:28] I am not a Zombie!: yes a bluuet
[19:28] Pete: What's that?
[19:28] I am not a Zombie!: what you just did when you failed to end me
[19:28] I am not a Zombie!: *eats TDK's brain*
[19:28] Pete: Nuuuuuu~
[19:28] Pete: *zombified*
[19:29] Pete: Brains?
[19:29] Pete: Brains brains.
[19:29] Pete: Brains!
[19:29] I am not a Zombie!: now my minion, attack Fifthfiend
[19:29] Pete: Bra-Brains?
[19:29] Pete: Brains...
[19:29] Pete: *does so hesitantly*
[19:29] Pete: *banned*
[19:29] I am not a Zombie!: he called you short
[19:30] Pete: ...
[19:30] Pete: *is 6'1*
[19:30] I am not a Zombie!: he said your cat is stupid
[19:30] Pete: ...
[19:30] Pete: Oh it is ON now.
[19:30] Pete: *attack*
[19:32] Pete: *banned again*
[19:32] Pete: Dammit mac.
[19:32] Pete: WTF.
[19:32] I am not a Zombie!: =D
[19:32] Pete: *smack*

[bluestarultor]

Daimo Mac: Jess, you don't mind an episdoe of Joe (Bluey) setting you up with me
CelesJessa1: I suppose
Daimo Mac: nothing happens, I promise
Daimo Mac: this is a line "Dammit Joey, how do I know he isn't some sort of sex crazed, crack snorting maniac"
Daimo Mac: *cue to my apartment, I am sitting on my couch working on an article*
bluestarultor: So... virgin?
Daimo Mac: huh
Daimo Mac: no
Daimo Mac: what do you mean
bluestarultor: With all the sex and crack in the world, you're writing?
Daimo Mac: no that's what Jess thinks
bluestarultor: Well, is it and article on sex and crack?
Daimo Mac: In reality Mac is writing an article on Sex in Videogames
bluestarultor: So, yes, then.



Ker-EDIT!


(Private) Daimo Mac: I PM"d Fifthfiend today
(Private) bluestarultor: OOOOoooooooOOOOOhhhhh!
(Private) bluestarultor: What it say?
(Private) Daimo Mac: The reason why Mario is Paper is because of a curse
(Private) bluestarultor: ???
(Private) Daimo Mac: he asked why Mario was Paper in Paper Mario
(Private) bluestarultor: Because so was everyone else?
(Private) bluestarultor: Except things really made out of paper?
(Private) bluestarultor: 'Cause those were 3D. XD
(Private) Daimo Mac: there is a tiny chance Tales will be a game
(Private) Daimo Mac: shush
(Private) Daimo Mac: smart ass
(Private) bluestarultor: S'true!
(Private) bluestarultor: "Paper Bowser" was the only 3D foe in the game!
(Private) bluestarultor: And Mario talked once!
(Private) bluestarultor: Also, slept through a lot of exposition. XD
(Private) Daimo Mac: no it was a curse


(Private) bluestarultor: I have a charcater who uses a hobby horse as a weapon. XD
(Private) Daimo Mac: huh
(Private) bluestarultor: Except it's made of rock.
(Private) bluestarultor: Stone Horse Hammer, FTW!
(Private) bluestarultor: Because I have fond memories of beating people senseless with my hobby horse. XD
(Private) bluestarultor: And I don't mean those fulffy cloth-headed ones, either.
(Private) bluestarultor: Mine was plastic and had a heavy soft plastic head.
(Private) bluestarultor: Or hard rubber.
(Private) bluestarultor: Or something.

And you guys all thought we were planning your doom! XD



Proof my brain is not working right now:

(Private) Daimo Mac: bluey, you are seriosuly talented, I have a proposal
(Private) bluestarultor: Okay?
(Private) Daimo Mac: care to, after twins awesome adventure, do a comic project with me
(Private) bluestarultor: OK?
(Private) bluestarultor: About?
(Private) Daimo Mac: hallo
(Private) Daimo Mac: sorry
(Private) Daimo Mac: umm okay we getting lag or soemthing?
(Private) bluestarultor: I'm not.
(Private) Daimo Mac: the comic would be a sorta 40's era Resistance movement
(Private) bluestarultor: Oohhhh! >.<*
(Private) bluestarultor: Not my hting.
(Private) bluestarultor: I'd have no idea how to even start.
(Private) Daimo Mac: you do teh art, I do the script
(Private) bluestarultor: All I can offer is a Sepia effect.
(Private) bluestarultor: I'd have no idea where to begin.
(Private) Daimo Mac: I do script
(Private) Daimo Mac: you art to what I script
(Private) Daimo Mac: and it would be more serious
(Private) bluestarultor: I art it how?
(Private) bluestarultor: All I can do is make crap look like old film.
(Private) Daimo Mac: never mind
(Private) Daimo Mac: it was a bout of genius
(Private) Daimo Mac: woulda won the Nukies but noooooo
(Private) bluestarultor: Npt saying it wouldn't be good.
(Private) bluestarultor: Just that it's not within my ability to draw.
(Private) bluestarultor: Or find decent backgrounds.
(Private) Daimo Mac: think of it
(Private) Daimo Mac: not draw
(Private) bluestarultor: That's where I'm stuck currently.
(Private) Daimo Mac: sprite
(Private) Daimo Mac: i can make back grounds
(Private) Daimo Mac: you forgot, Tales HELOOOO
(Private) bluestarultor: Yeah.
(Private) bluestarultor: But where do you get your Tales sprites, then?
(Private) Daimo Mac: ...
(Private) Daimo Mac: it would have been an NPF comic
(Private) bluestarultor: Ah.
(Private) Daimo Mac: you (or I) are leaders of a rebeliion
(Private) bluestarultor: Hmmm...
(Private) Daimo Mac: various NPF members are either resistance or villains
(Private) bluestarultor: Ah.
(Private) Daimo Mac: i see Fenris as a villain
(Private) bluestarultor: So give everyone fedoras?
(Private) Daimo Mac: and Thad Loyal and someone else part of the quirky mii boss squad
(Private) Daimo Mac: ...
(Private) Daimo Mac: no
(Private) bluestarultor: Suits and fedoras?
(Private) Daimo Mac: no
(Private) Daimo Mac: it would the 40's in Spirit
(Private) bluestarultor: Okay?
(Private) bluestarultor: What would I be spriting, then?
(Private) Daimo Mac: the comic
(Private) Daimo Mac: I supply the script
(Private) Daimo Mac: and back grounds
(Private) bluestarultor: Oh, okay!
(Private) Daimo Mac: so
(Private) Daimo Mac: we need a cast
(Private) Daimo Mac: heroes and villain

[TDK]

[02:00] TheDarkNight0333: Well closets would come with the room. Unless they are portable closets.
[02:00] TheDarkNight0333: ...I should invent that.
[02:00] mjrndelusional: Do so.
[02:00] mjrndelusional: i think you could look at an armoire. :P
[02:01] TheDarkNight0333: Nuuuu, it would be like a portapotty without a toilet.
[02:01] mjrndelusional: o.O
[02:01] TheDarkNight0333: A closet but its not attached to the wall.
[02:01] mjrndelusional: yeah
[02:01] TheDarkNight0333: It would be awesome. I want one.
[02:01] TheDarkNight0333: Its like your own phonebooth without a phone!
[02:01] TheDarkNight0333: You could PUT stuff in it!
[02:01] TheDarkNight0333: Or hide.
[02:02] mjrndelusional: XD
[02:02] mjrndelusional: DO EET
[02:02] TheDarkNight0333: I will!
[02:03] TheDarkNight0333: "Need somewhere to put your stuff? Want to make your own port-a-potty or phone booth? Or just need somewhere to hide once in a while? Then you need your own PORTABLE CLOSET!"
[02:03] TheDarkNight0333: I'd buy one.
[02:03] mjrndelusional: I can see you on QVC already.

[Lord of Joshelplex]

Joshelplex (10:38:44 PM): so how bout that Shredded Moose
MFIDFMMF (10:39:28 PM): I dunno, how 'bout that Shredded Moose?
Joshelplex (10:39:33 PM): I dunno
Joshelplex (10:39:38 PM): I dont read it
Joshelplex (10:39:42 PM): cause its terrible
MFIDFMMF (10:40:20 PM): So this is kinda like me going to you and saying' "How bout them Cowboys" when I know neither of us watches the cowboys and probably neither of us watches football.
Joshelplex (10:40:35 PM): I watch Football
Joshelplex (10:40:40 PM): Canadian Football...
Joshelplex (10:40:44 PM): so yea
MFIDFMMF (10:40:48 PM): Isn't that like soccer?
Joshelplex (10:40:55 PM): no
Joshelplex (10:41:02 PM): Soccer's for Europeans
Joshelplex (10:41:05 PM): and Mexicans
MFIDFMMF (10:41:29 PM): Canadia is basically Europe Light.
Joshelplex (10:42:50 PM): We dont suck that much
Joshelplex (10:43:00 PM): okay
Joshelplex (10:43:02 PM): yea, we do

[mauve]

More randomness from Mauve and RickZarber.

Rick: Firefox doesn't think the word exists, is all.

me: It totally does!!!! We say so!

Rick: Well then, logically it does.

me: WOOO!!!!
We just won the English language, I think.

Rick: More like we beat it into submission.

me: Hey, it's still a victory, I think.
Not a nice one, but still.

Rick: heheheh

me: Either way, we just showed Firefox and the dictionary who's in charge.

Rick: Is... is it us?

me: I.... Think so.
Yes!
Definitely!
I guess.
Possibly.
Maybe.
Yeah.
Totally.

Rick: HOORAY

me: EXACTLY!!
MUCH JOY!
That'll show you, English, with your random silent E's and your multiple ways to pronounce "read!!!"

Rick: Well, it is a bastard child after all... not really its fault.
Sent at 10:49 PM on Sunday

me: Hehhehehheeee. True, I guess. It can't help being a Frankenstein-esque mesh of German, French, Latin, and... like... Proto-Indo-European and whatever else happened to show up at some point.
Or whatever the heck it's made of.

Rick: Close enough.
Ah well, if you wanna pick on silent letters, French is sitting there quietly in the corner.

me: French is a language of madness and evil.
With all its random pronunciation things and an accent I can't fake.
And random slurring of word endings!!

Rick: Hoyt.
Sent at 10:53 PM on Sunday

me: French exists just to mock the rest of us. "See, YOUR pathetic language isn't nearly as difficult to pronounce and yet cool sounding as OURS! Go back to your pathetic languages and cower in fear of our linguistic SUPERIORITY! Haw haw haw!!"

I think English has its silent vowels just to sort of cough awkwardly to get French's attention and then offhandedly mention that, um, we kinda... we have cool sounding pronunciations and random letters too, sorta.....
Sent at 10:56 PM on Sunday

Rick: But French stuck its nose up at us, so we said screw that, we eat FREEDOM FRIES and FREEDOM TOAST you sons of bitches.

me: Hahhahaaaa!!

Rick: Or something like that, I'm a little hazy on the timeline.

me: Oh man, I think this is wing wong worthy. XD Or I could just be tired.

Rick: Yes.
Hahaha, I just read [this chat] to one of my brother's friends and got told that our conversation is far to witty and it bothers him.
too*

me: Alright!!! Our insanity is now officially "witty," and therefore acceptable by normal society!!
...
...
...
waaaaaaaait.

Rick: heheheeheheh

me: I fear for society now.
I mean, not like I didn't before, but....
[So it's not really witty?]

Rick: Naw, it's totally witty.
To the max.

me: To the max? So like, X-TREEM witty?
With like, flames? And spikes?

Rick: What you've never heard of a "sharp" wit?
* rimshot again *

me: Booooooooooo.

[Bob The Mercenary]

kyleman93 (9:03:21 PM): rob!
BobtheMercenary (9:03:44 PM): where!
kyleman93 (9:04:28 PM): there!
kyleman93 (9:04:33 PM): get it away!
BobtheMercenary (9:04:39 PM): <_<
kyleman93 (9:04:46 PM): no other way!
BobtheMercenary (9:04:51 PM): >_>
kyleman93 (9:04:55 PM): YES!
BobtheMercenary (9:04:58 PM): I see it! o_O
BobtheMercenary (9:05:09 PM): It must die!
kyleman93 (9:05:38 PM): kill it
BobtheMercenary (9:05:41 PM): *turns with shotgun*
kyleman93 (9:05:58 PM): no need for the drama just shoot it!
BobtheMercenary (9:06:13 PM): YOU MUST DIE!
BobtheMercenary signed off at 9:06:15 PM.
bobthemercenary is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.

[Major Blood]

This is par for the course for us actually.

[21:32] Karesh: So.
[21:33] Karesh: You're not possessed by the lord of the black order?
[21:33] MajorBlood: Nope.
[21:33] MajorBlood: They were Korpiklaani lyrics actually.
[21:36] Karesh: So.
[21:36] Karesh: ...EMERALD SWORD
[21:36] Karesh: *Stabs*
[21:36] MajorBlood: *Parry*
[21:36] MajorBlood: ...and Unholy Warcry is a better song.
[21:37] Karesh: yea.
[21:39] Karesh: So...
[21:40] Karesh: UN-HOLY-WAR-CRY
[21:40] MajorBlood: *Stabs?*
[21:41] Karesh: ...That wasn't where I thought we were going with this...*falls over*
[21:41] MajorBlood: YAY!
[21:42] MajorBlood: *Does a happy dance*
[21:44] Karesh: FALCOOON
[21:44] Karesh: RUNAWAY
[21:44] Karesh: *runs away*
[21:44] MajorBlood: D:
[21:45] MajorBlood: Why don't you looooooove me?
[21:45] Karesh: You did sorta stab me
[21:45] MajorBlood: IT'S TOUGH LOVE!

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

On the subject of FF: Dissidia

Celes says:
I WANT TO MAKE BABIES WITH THAT GAME
I am Iron Man, nobody wants me, I just stare at the world says:
...
I am Iron Man, nobody wants me, I just stare at the world says:
they would beautiful beautiful bishie babies

/edit Zilla is a mean chickie

[18:22] Zilla[5]QfV - "John Freeman run out of here as fast as you can!": welcome back
[18:22] Zilla[5]QfV - "John Freeman run out of here as fast as you can!": welcome my friends to the show that never ends
[18:29] I am not a Zombie!: ...
[18:29] I am not a Zombie!: :facepalm:
[18:35] I am not a Zombie!: why Zilla why
[18:35] Zilla[5]QfV - "John Freeman run out of here as fast as you can!": what?
[18:35] I am not a Zombie!: [18:22] Zilla[5]QfV - "John Freeman run out of here as fast as you can!": welcome my friends to the show that never ends
[18:35] I am not a Zombie!: that song is now in my brain
[18:35] Zilla[5]QfV - "John Freeman run out of here as fast as you can!": step inside, step inside
[18:36] I am not a Zombie!: T_T
[18:36] Zilla[5]QfV - "John Freeman run out of here as fast as you can!": come inside, the show's about to start
[18:36] Zilla[5]QfV - "John Freeman run out of here as fast as you can!": guaranteed to blow your head apart
[18:36] Zilla[5]QfV - "John Freeman run out of here as fast as you can!": come on see the show
[18:36] Zilla[5]QfV - "John Freeman run out of here as fast as you can!": it's a dynamo
[18:36] I am not a Zombie!: ...
[18:41] I am not a Zombie!: ...do that again, and I wll end your character painfully
[18:42] Zilla[5]QfV - "John Freeman run out of here as fast as you can!": :P
[18:42] Zilla[5]QfV - "John Freeman run out of here as fast as you can!": We're no strangers to love
[18:42] I am not a Zombie!: did you...did you just rick roll me
[18:42] I am not a Zombie!: AUGH

[bluestarultor]

Just realized that three of the most awesome people on here were having a triangle of conversations. It was so trippy, I felt I had to share.


(Private) Daimo Mac: Brooklyn RAGE
(Private) Daimo Mac: sup Bluey
(Private) bluestarultor: Hiya.
(Private) Daimo Mac: sup
(Private) bluestarultor: Not much.
(Private) bluestarultor: Actually, lots.
(Private) bluestarultor: Got lots of work done on my game.
(Private) Daimo Mac: woohoo
(Private) Daimo Mac: am I in it
(Private) bluestarultor: Not exactly?
(Private) bluestarultor: But you will be able to once it's finished?
(Private) bluestarultor: It's kind of an MMO.
(Private) bluestarultor: I had a breakthrough on the stat system, though.
Khael!: whoops, I upgraded firefox just now
bluestarultor: Hiya!
Khael!: and now when I click on a link and the new page loads, I have to click away from the thing in order to interact with anything on the webpage.
(Private) Daimo Mac: by in it, make a custom character named Mac with a guitar as a weapon
(Private) Daimo Mac: thats what I want
(Private) bluestarultor: I can give him a Harp... ^_^;
(Private) Daimo Mac: no Harp. Blue Fender Strat
(Private) bluestarultor: Or a Key-tar.
(Private) Daimo Mac: do it and die
(Private) bluestarultor: DUDE!!! What kind of game do you think this is!!?
(Private) Daimo Mac: runnign between two pvt convo's I am web ninja
(Private) bluestarultor: That means making custom items! DDD:
(Private) Daimo Mac: Guitar's exist
Khael!: so wassup?
(Private) bluestarultor: Not in my game thus far...
Khael!: I just spent all day out in the rain doing garage sale stuff.
bluestarultor: Working on my game.
bluestarultor: Mac wants me to add him with a guitar.
Khael!: awesome!
(Private) Daimo Mac: Guitar's rule
bluestarultor: I have no Guitar-type weaponry as of now.
(Private) Daimo Mac: and ye don't have to
(Private) bluestarultor: I'm joking with you.
(Private) bluestarultor: But seriously, I have no guitar-type items yet.
(Private) bluestarultor: Much less custom and made to order.
(Private) Daimo Mac: aww okay
(Private) Daimo Mac: A quarter staff would do
(Private) bluestarultor: I could MAKE a guitar.
Khael!: a guitar weapon?
(Private) bluestarultor: But it would have to be a pecial case of Harp weaponry.
(Private) Daimo Mac: if it requires work ye don't have to
bluestarultor: For his Geo-Bard.
(Private) Daimo Mac: ooh
Khael!: oh yeah, that's right!
(Private) bluestarultor: See, there are "unique" items planned.
Khael!: I thought the game followed a different storyworld than where mac's guy is from.
(Private) bluestarultor: Some to affect certain enemy types and stuff.
(Private) Daimo Mac: okay
bluestarultor: It does.
(Private) Daimo Mac: alrightyt
(Private) bluestarultor: So I could make a guitar or two in there, say, effective against birds or something.
(Private) Daimo Mac: screw the birds
Khael!: would you still put him in though? Seems like there are better spots for cameos.
(Private) bluestarultor: Mage types?
bluestarultor: I don't see what it could hurt, I guess.
(Private) Daimo Mac: Greetings I just hate birds
* Khael! shrugs
bluestarultor: But I'm trying to limit NPCs to composite characters.
Daimo Mac: this is complex
Daimo Mac: no more hidden convo's
bluestarultor: Yeah. XD
Khael!: yay!
Daimo Mac: I wa sjumping between two and I held my own
Daimo Mac: I am awesome
Khael!: I think we're talking about the same thing anyway.
bluestarultor: Who else were you talking to?
Khael!: mac
Daimo Mac: Khael
Khael!: the ninja guy.
bluestarultor: You, too?
Daimo Mac: ahem
bluestarultor: Wow.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Blues you got only half the convo i was having XD

[Khael!]

Khael!: whoops, I upgraded firefox just now
(Private) Daimo Mac: it's gonna happen
(Private) Daimo Mac: I am moving
bluestarultor: Hiya!
Khael!: and now when I click on a link and the new page loads, I have to click away from the thing in order to interact with anything on the webpage.
(Private) Khael!: like just now! I had to click off and on the webpage just to click to whisper to you!
(Private) Daimo Mac: yay me. Blood is joining me as well
(Private) Khael!: blood?
(Private) Khael!: major blood?
(Private) Daimo Mac: yes
(Private) Daimo Mac: holy shit I am a web ninja
(Private) Khael!: grr on ninja, I shall capture you one day! Grats on the moving thing though. Why's blood joining you on your crusade for freedom?
Khael!: so wassup?
(Private) Daimo Mac: As a road trip
Khael!: I just spent all day out in the rain doing garage sale stuff.
(Private) Daimo Mac: I am having two pvt convo's at once
bluestarultor: Working on my game.
Khael!: awesome!
bluestarultor: Mac wants me to add him with a guitar.
(Private) Daimo Mac: I am no Web Ninja, I am a web Jedi Assasin
(Private) Khael!: oh dear.
bluestarultor: I have no Guitar-type weaponry as of now.
(Private) Khael!: I've been kicked out of the jedi and sith orders both, so please don't kill me.

[Thadius]

I catch Mauve in chat. Insanity ensues.

me: I should bottle it.
Sell it on the market and make a fortune.
'Bottled insanity! Make your day peculiar!'
'Five bucks a bottle to alter your views on everything!'
Mauve: 'Some Restrictions May Apply; Offer Void in Puerto Rico.'
me: 'We at ThadCo are not responsible for any injuries you may incur after you open the lid, poke a hole in the bottle, or consume this product in any form.'
Mauve: 'Product may or may not contain broken glass.'
me: 'After consuming, you may feel like setting something on fire. This is normal.'
Mauve: 'Sugar free. Made with SPLENDA (TM) '
me: 'If, for any reason, you experience side effects not listed here, contact this number (1-800-666-3845). We're very interested in how you did that.'
Mauve: Heheheeheheeeee.
me: 'Do not mix with Zombie-in-a-can. EVER.'
Mauve: 'ThadCo is not responsible for product-related injuries or deaths.'
me: 'In fact, we encourage them.'
'Side effects are generally mild and go away in 3-4 days.'
Mauve: 'Or you might die.'
me: 'They include, but are by no means limited to: Limb loss, limb addition, pyromania, jail, waking up in someone else's bed, waking up in someone else's body, becoming a weird slimy thing, becoming a cursed weapon, having your colors do a weird swap on you, and suddenly getting the urge to crash a huge structure into another huge structure because you're bored.'
'If you experience enlightenment, attaining a zenlike peace with the world, or develop weird magical powers that don't go away, we recommend that you talk to the FBI. They will be happy to direct you to a bunker in the middle of the desert.'
Mauve: hehehe
me: 'Thank you for buying bottled insanity, and have a funky day!'
And later!
Mauve: NOTHING WE DO IS NORMAL.
me: Well, yeah. We should have our own nature show.
'Crikey! Here we have the rare Mauve Mage!'
Mauve: 'The Mauve Mage is a creature of-- OH GOD WHY IS THERE FIRE?!?!!?! MY FLESH! IT BURRRRNS!!!"
[TECHNICAL DIFFICULTY. PLEASE STAND BY]
me: "Crikey! And over there is a rare Thadius interacting with a never-before seen Loyal!'
'Both of these creatures are extremely deadly and prone to attack at the slightest provica- GRRK!'
'Steve! Steve! My god, Steve, right through the neck! No! Keep your blades away from me! Keep awa- GHHHK!'
Mauve: Heheheheeeeeee.
Ratings instantly go through the roof.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Why CJ and Mac should not be left to chat alone

[20:57] Jess- Official Fangirl: there needs to be more CT art in the world
[20:58] I am not a Zombie!: yes
[20:58] I am not a Zombie!: especially of Lucca and
[20:58] I am not a Zombie!: *drumroll*
[20:58] I am not a Zombie!: Magus
[20:58] Jess- Official Fangirl: not doing anything but annoying each other, preferably
[20:59] I am not a Zombie!: no way
[20:59] I am not a Zombie!: Lucca and Magus LOVE
[20:59] Jess- Official Fangirl: nevah
[20:59] I am not a Zombie!: Do eet
[20:59] I am not a Zombie!: or I haxXorz you compy and remove the manlove
[20:59] I am not a Zombie!: and killa puppy
[21:00] Jess- Official Fangirl: NEVAH
[21:00] I am not a Zombie!: *forces Kaiba to smile, a puppy dies*
[21:00] I am not a Zombie!: *begins to haxXorz the internet
[21:01] Jess- Official Fangirl: I drew something related to that a loong time ago
[21:01] Jess- Official Fangirl: http://celesjessa.deviantart.com/art/Magus-is-not-a-good-artist-20985045
[21:01] I am not a Zombie!: i may ask you to do an art piece for the promo of Sprites in the city
[21:01] I am not a Zombie!: and I saw that
[21:03] Jess- Official Fangirl: Lucca and Magus eternally bump heads
[21:03] I am not a Zombie!: among other things
[21:04] Jess- Official Fangirl: like KNIVES INTO EACH OTHERS NECKS
[21:04] I am not a Zombie!: well phallice objects into...not going there
[21:04] Jess- Official Fangirl: Lucca: Science is awesome
Magus: Science sucks, magic is awesome
[21:04] I am not a Zombie!: then they kiss
[21:05] Jess- Official Fangirl: if kiss = shoot each other in the face
[21:05] Jess- Official Fangirl: then possibly
[21:05] I am not a Zombie!: well SOMEONE would get shot in the face
[21:05] Jess- Official Fangirl: o_o
[21:05] I am not a Zombie!: so wing wong'd it hurts
[21:05] Jess- Official Fangirl: all of my great mental images of those amusing comics with Lucca vs Magus have been replaced by BURNING PAIN
[21:06] I am not a Zombie!: HAH
[21:06] I am not a Zombie!: I told you I'd have my revenge
[21:06] Jess- Official Fangirl: I dunno.. .mebbe you incure the wrath of the severely CT loving moderators
[21:06] Jess- Official Fangirl: by suggesting such a pairing
[21:07] I am not a Zombie!: a risk I am willing to take

[Bob The Mercenary]

kyleman93 (10:28:02 PM): plus you can't do a geek fest and pick up a girl all in the same day. that's just wired
BobtheMercenary (10:28:31 PM): I can't explain how ironic that typo is

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

[19:32] Karesh: Turn around.
[19:43] I am not a Zombie!: what
[19:44] Karesh: TURN AROUND
[19:45] I am not a Zombie!: *tusn around* will I be butt raped
[19:49] Karesh: *stabs you in the back*
[19:49] I am not a Zombie!: you have penetrated me from the behind

[Kerensky287]

I am not a Zombie! says:
seriously, Square Enix can go fuck themelves

Alex - "You can't revolt without an endoskeleton, that's my motto." says:
lol

Alex - "You can't revolt without an endoskeleton, that's my motto." says:
nice one

Alex - "You can't revolt without an endoskeleton, that's my motto." says:
irony is delicious

I am not a Zombie! says:
huh

I am not a Zombie! says:
how is that

I am not a Zombie! says:
why?

Alex - "You can't revolt without an endoskeleton, that's my motto." says:
....mr CT devotee

I am not a Zombie! says:
...

I am not a Zombie! says:
,I,, - _ _ ,,I,

Alex - "You can't revolt without an endoskeleton, that's my motto." says:
fail

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

[21:01] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: ...but geez, stop crying over everything
[21:01] I am not a Zombie!: i am not crying right now
[21:01] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: Jack dies
[21:01] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: er
[21:01] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: zack
[21:01] I am not a Zombie!: ...
[21:01] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: wrong button
[21:01] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: Zack dies
[21:01] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: and so does Crono
[21:01] I am not a Zombie!: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[21:01] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: and Hughes
[21:01] I am not a Zombie!: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh
[21:01] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: and, uh.... lust?
[21:02] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: lust dies
[21:02] I am not a Zombie!: ...
[21:02] I am not a Zombie!: oh well, Necrophilia
[21:02] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: she evaporated
[21:02] I am not a Zombie!: ...
[21:02] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: lol
[21:02] I am not a Zombie!: vapourous necrophilia
[21:03] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: uhm....
[21:03] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: no.
[21:03] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: lol
[21:03] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: hmm.....
[21:03] I am not a Zombie!: wing fucking won'd
[21:03] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: .....nobody dies in FF8....
[21:03] I am not a Zombie!: yeah
[21:03] I am not a Zombie!: that's a real shame
[21:03] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: yeah
[21:03] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: oh! Galuf dies in ff5
[21:03] I am not a Zombie!: so
[21:04] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: a whole whack of people die in ff2
[21:04] I am not a Zombie!: so
[21:04] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: so... emotional moments
[21:04] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: Rydia's mom
[21:04] I am not a Zombie!: yeah
[21:04] I am not a Zombie!: then I tapped it
[21:04] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: ........
[21:04] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: yeah, screw you
[21:04] I am not a Zombie!: FF6, Cid the entire Suicide scene
[21:05] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: well
[21:05] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: that would be more sad except that I hated Cid and everything he stood for
[21:05] I am not a Zombie!: umm
[21:05] I am not a Zombie!: Daryl
[21:05] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: uh...
[21:05] I am not a Zombie!: the Setzer sequence
[21:05] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: it was in our favour
[21:05] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: because we got her airship
[21:05] I am not a Zombie!: the Locke/Rachel sequence
[21:05] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: that was a little creepy actually
[21:06] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: kind of a necrophilia vibe
[21:06] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: mixed with "We'll be together... FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER..."
[21:06] I am not a Zombie!: Locke loved her
[21:06] I am not a Zombie!: and she didn;t die
[21:06] I am not a Zombie!: she was put in suspended animation
[21:06] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: suspended animation in place of death
[21:07] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: wait
[21:07] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: no, she died
[21:07] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: her body was in suspended animation
[21:07] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: which is why Locke was looking for phoenix
[21:07] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: to revive her
[21:07] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: but it turned out that the magicite was corrupted or something
[21:07] I am not a Zombie!: Cracked
[21:07] I am not a Zombie!: lost alot of power
[21:07] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: and so it just kinda... brought her back in hologram form or something
[21:07] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: and then she BECAME a magicite somehow
[21:07] I am not a Zombie!: no no no
[21:08] I am not a Zombie!: the phoenix gave her enough life for her to say good byw
[21:08] I am not a Zombie!: and since she was imbued witht eh esper power, wehn she died, she became the magicite
[21:08] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: ...
[21:08] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: right.
[21:08] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: deus ex machina then
[21:08] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: brb
[21:08] I am not a Zombie!: umm no
[21:13] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: back
[21:13] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: and then it was a plot device
[21:13] I am not a Zombie!: okay then
[21:13] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: because nothing ever indicated that people could become magicite before that point
[21:14] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: or even afterward
[21:14] I am not a Zombie!: that I accept
[21:14] I am not a Zombie!: WRONG
[21:14] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: only espers
[21:14] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: and terra's esper side
[21:14] I am not a Zombie!: I said, the Phoenix gave her power
[21:14] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: yes, but it did not turn her into an esper
[21:14] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: ONLY espers are otherwise able to become magicite
[21:14] I am not a Zombie!: it could have been just enough tho
[21:14] I am not a Zombie!: and besides
[21:15] I am not a Zombie!: Espers have Human forms
[21:15] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: not all of them
[21:15] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: in fact, only Ramuh, to my knowledge
[21:15] I am not a Zombie!: Phoenix might have
[21:15] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: phoenix is a bird
[21:15] I am not a Zombie!: ahem
[21:15] I am not a Zombie!: Staret, Seraphim, Siren all ahve human forms
[21:15] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: dunno staret or seraphim but I concede Siren
[21:15] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: still
[21:16] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: phoenix is a bird
[21:16] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: DEFINITELY a bird
[21:16] I am not a Zombie!: Sraphim you get in...Tzen
[21:16] I am not a Zombie!: yes I know
[21:16] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: and the point is, Rachel dying should not have created magicite
[21:16] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: especially after it was previously cracked
[21:16] I am not a Zombie!: Rachel gave her body
[21:16] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: WHICH WAS HUMAN
[21:16] I am not a Zombie!: lets assume this
[21:16] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: NOT ESPER
[21:17] I am not a Zombie!: The magicite, cracked and shatterred, blowing into a million shards that enetered Rachels' body
[21:17] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: so when she dies and decomposes, then you have a million shards of magicite lying around
[21:17] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: because it can't fix itself, or else it would have after being cracked earlier
[21:17] I am not a Zombie!: a wizard did it
[21:18] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: ...
[21:18] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: exactly
[21:18] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: deus ex machina
[21:18] I am not a Zombie!: no
[21:18] I am not a Zombie!: Sarda

[Mondt]

I saw Twiddy was online on facebook. I wanted his attention :shifty:

zero4switch7 (9:18:15 PM): selri5yosuerht9s384h59s8uhert98hw3e4968hw349t8hqw3 948fghw3948htw9348hg9w8gh9w84hg98w34hg
zero4switch7 (9:18:20 PM) : >.>
zero4switch7 (9:18:21 PM) : <.<
zero4switch7 (9:18:23 PM) : You're on facebook
zero4switch7 (9:18:24 PM) : so what
zero4switch7 (9:18:27 PM) : -_-
zero4switch7 (9:18:28 PM) : ._.
TheWizWhoDidIt (9:18:53 PM) : Hiya!
TheWizWhoDidIt (9:18:55 PM) : Sorry...
TheWizWhoDidIt (9:18:58 PM) : Stuff er...
TheWizWhoDidIt (9:19:01 PM) : Hooboo.
TheWizWhoDidIt (9:19:03 PM) : ...
TheWizWhoDidIt (9:19:05 PM) : Hooboo?

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Kerensky and I discuss the finer points of FMA

[19:20] I am not a Zombie!: at least you don't dig the Manlove
[19:20] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: lol
[19:20] I am not a Zombie!: Sheska is funny
[19:20] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: yeah
[19:20] I am not a Zombie!: and Ed x Winry forever
[19:21] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: agreed!
[19:21] I am not a Zombie!: hell yeah
[19:21] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: I mean, geez, the manga totally plays it up
[19:21] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: everyone's all, "they don't fit together"
[19:21] I am not a Zombie!: but
[19:21] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: but I say, why bother with alternate pairings?
[19:21] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: especially when the regular one works so well
[19:21] I am not a Zombie!: and considering that she is the only other girl in Ed's bracket
[19:22] I am not a Zombie!: I mean. It is only natural that Ed loves Winry
[19:22] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: yeah
[19:22] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: who else would it be, Ran Fan?
[19:22] I am not a Zombie!: why else would he want himself normal
[19:22] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: hmm... I wonder...
[19:22] I am not a Zombie!: Sheska?
[19:22] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: how far does the automail go?
[19:22] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: because that would be pretty awkward
[19:22] I am not a Zombie!: Arm and shoulder and Lower leg
[19:22] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: oh, just lower?
[19:22] I am not a Zombie!: yeah
[19:23] I am not a Zombie!: everyhting else is in tact
[19:23] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: because I thought it went right into the pelvis
[19:23] I am not a Zombie!: nah
[19:23] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: and I was thinking, Winry made his automail, so...
[19:23] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: she probably like, designed him a new robot penis
[19:23] I am not a Zombie!: oh she did, and I am sure she saw him in the Ful Alchemist ^^;;
[19:23] I am not a Zombie!: but yeah
[19:23] I am not a Zombie!: Winry x Ed forever
[19:24] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: lol
[19:24] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: yeah

[Khael!]

Khael! : Boom!
yaplet: Last message sent 3 min. ago
yaplet: Welcome to faplet
yaplet: Return/exit will be announced.
*** Left: Khael!
Khael!1: Huh. Interesting. I didn't know I could leave while still being here.

So apparently I can ditch myself in chat, without actually leaving the place. It says I did, but I didn't do anything to prompt it.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

I hate Kerensky

[19:16] I am not a Zombie!: I can take this and make it proper
[19:17] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: lol
[19:19] I am not a Zombie!: just the fact of Seance being a smart ass during this sequence
[19:19] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AK2QUjt7jXI&feature=related
[19:19] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: yay
[19:19] I am not a Zombie!: ......
[19:19] I am not a Zombie!: your death shall be slow and painful
[19:20] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: lol
[19:20] I am not a Zombie!: for I'm Kira
[19:20] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: watch the whole thing
[19:20] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: it works too well
[19:20] I am not a Zombie!: i cannot
[19:20] I am not a Zombie!: it's lucky star
[19:20] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: lol
[19:21] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: then you'll LOVE this
[19:21] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKivBbd3teA&feature=related
[19:21] I am not a Zombie!: ...
[19:21] I am not a Zombie!: the eyes
[19:21] I am not a Zombie!: THE EYES
[19:21] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: lol

[Kerensky287]

I am not a Zombie! says:
I just made an awesome comment and you ignored it

Alex - "Happy koalas are the best kind of koala." says:
was it about pirates?

I am not a Zombie! says:
no

Alex - "Happy koalas are the best kind of koala." says:
...then it wasn't awesome

I am not a Zombie! says:
I was doing Bon Jovi

Alex - "Happy koalas are the best kind of koala." says:
he is not a pirate at all

I am not a Zombie! says:
no

I am not a Zombie! says:
He's a cowboy

Alex - "Happy koalas are the best kind of koala." says:
which is not a pirate

I am not a Zombie! says:
and on a steel horse he rides

I am not a Zombie! says:
cause he's wanted...dead or alive

Alex - "Happy koalas are the best kind of koala." says:
so he rides a motorcycle?

I am not a Zombie! says:
He's a cowboy ona aotorcycle

Alex - "Happy koalas are the best kind of koala." says:
he's a cowboy riding a horse riding an... aortacycle?

I am not a Zombie! says:
he's a cowboy ON a motorcycle

I am not a Zombie! says:
a modern vowboy

Alex - "Happy koalas are the best kind of koala." says:
so a wedding crasher, then.

I am not a Zombie! says:
...

Alex - "Happy koalas are the best kind of koala." says:
oh man though

Alex - "Happy koalas are the best kind of koala." says:
can you imagine how an Aortacycle would work?

I am not a Zombie! says:
a WHAT

Alex - "Happy koalas are the best kind of koala." says:
an aortacycle

Alex - "Happy koalas are the best kind of koala." says:
the aorta is... something related to your heart

Alex - "Happy koalas are the best kind of koala." says:
a major artery, I think

Alex - "Happy koalas are the best kind of koala." says:
...

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

[14:08] I am not a Zombie!: ooh ooh
[14:08] I am not a Zombie!: wanna know how I am gonna implement Chrono Trigger
[14:08] I am not a Zombie!: into Sprites
[14:08] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: ....maybe later
[14:08] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: unless it's quick
[14:10] I am not a Zombie!: it's quick
[14:10] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: ok
[14:11] I am not a Zombie!: it's just as a comic, then later an adaptation into a gam. But it is never called Chrono Trigger
[14:11] I am not a Zombie!: it's called Wings Across Time or something of the sort
[14:11] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: you're obsessed :P
[14:12] I am not a Zombie!: i am not obsessed
[14:12] I am not a Zombie!: *reads the CT manga*
[14:14] I am not a Zombie!: I am NOT obsessed
[14:15] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: ...
[14:15] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: you're very, very obsessed
[14:16] I am not a Zombie!: okay sos if Mirai says I am obsessed about something, then it's gotta ring true
[14:16] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: ask him
[14:17] I am not a Zombie!: I did
[14:17] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: did he say yes?
[14:17] I am not a Zombie!: yes
[14:17] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: yaay!
[14:17] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: *FF fanfare*
[14:17] I am not a Zombie!: you gained 700 Asshole points
[14:18] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: lol
[14:18] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: level up!
[14:19] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: I learned... uh...
[14:19] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: ....ultima
[14:19] I am not a Zombie!: Jerk Ultima
[14:20] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: yeah
[14:20] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: probably

[RickZarber]

Mauve: Awwwwww. I had transvestite elves and hippie donkey-people, and you had nothing.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Kerensky and I debate the better glasses wielder. Johnny the MAN vs Kamina the Bro

[19:41] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: you're just hopelessly obsessed
[19:41] I am not a Zombie!: not that obsessed
[19:42] I am not a Zombie!: i mean...
[19:42] I am not a Zombie!: my mind doesn't ...i think Kamina voices Johnny as well
[19:43] I am not a Zombie!: the voice who does Japanese Kamina does Johnny as well
[19:44] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: kamina would still win
[19:44] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: he's got a bigger sword
[19:44] I am not a Zombie!: fuck no
[19:44] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: and he breaks the unbreakable
[19:44] I am not a Zombie!: Johnny can turn into a bike
[19:44] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: row row fight the power, amen
[19:44] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: Kamina can ride a giant robot
[19:45] I am not a Zombie!: Johnny is the MAN
[19:45] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: Kamina is the BRO
[19:45] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: GATTAI!!!
[19:47] I am not a Zombie!: umm
[19:47] I am not a Zombie!: Johnny's cohorts call him BIG bro
[19:51] I am not a Zombie!: so...he is thusly better
[19:52] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: nope
[19:54] I am not a Zombie!: uh huh
[19:54] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: bigger is not always better
[19:54] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: remember, Kamina is HUMAN
[19:55] I am not a Zombie!: and dead
[19:55] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: so is johnny
[19:56] I am not a Zombie!: no
[19:56] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: yeah
[19:56] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: you can see his remains.... at some point
[19:56] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: I forget when
[19:57] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: but you're like, flying and stuff
[19:57] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: and you see his body if you look hard enough
[19:57] I am not a Zombie!: what the hell do you mena
[19:57] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: I dunno
[19:58] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: check gamefaqs, I think I saw it there
[19:58] I am not a Zombie!: no
[19:58] I am not a Zombie!: cause fuck gamefaq
[19:58] I am not a Zombie!: and also
[19:58] I am not a Zombie!: your on Candid Macamera

/edit cause I am an asshole

[20:25] I am not a Zombie!: =D
[20:25] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: also, ripoff
[20:25] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: anyway
[20:25] I am not a Zombie!: well no SHIT
[20:25] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: yeah
[20:26] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: I'm just saying...
[20:26] I am not a Zombie!: I was deliberatly doing that
[20:26] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: be more original
[20:26] I am not a Zombie!: fine
[20:26] I am not a Zombie!: I shall end my life, and from my blood will breed an age of warriors
[20:26] I am not a Zombie!: they will be immortal
[20:26] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: an age... OF FREEDOM
[20:26] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: and ALL WILL KNOW
[20:26] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: that 300 SPARTANS
[20:26] I am not a Zombie!: sucked balls
[20:26] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: gave their LAST. BREATH.
[20:26] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: TO DEFEND IT.
[20:26] I am not a Zombie!: there ball sucking
[20:26] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: madness?
[20:27] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: THIS.
[20:27] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: IS.
[20:27] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: SPARTA.
[20:27] I am not a Zombie!: which is full of ball sucking
[20:27] I am not a Zombie!: all the rage of ancient greece
[20:27] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: ...."We're in for one wild night."
[20:27] I am not a Zombie!: of ball sucking
[20:27] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: ........
[20:27] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: you're a douche

[Zilla]

Tino:
then thanksgiving dinner
Zilla:
oh right
Tino:
oh and like 3 pasta salads in there
Tino:
OH RIGHT
Zilla:
Canada and their T-day in October
Tino:
fuck I keep forgetting
Tino:
you americans and your thanksgiving so close to christmas
Zilla:
*shrug*
Zilla:
Lincoln did it
Zilla:
are you questioning Abraham Lincoln?
Tino:
... damnit hes got that awesome beard
Tino:
.... though he didn't weild nun-chucks...
Zilla:
he didn't need to
Tino:
sure he did, that would have taken him from awesome to super awesome
Zilla:
he nearly choked a lawyer
Tino:
see if he had nun-chucks he'd have killed him
Zilla:
You know, maybe it was all politics
Zilla:
he didn't weild nunchuks so that he woudln't be regarded as as much of a threat
Tino:
thats a good point
Tino:
maybe thats what the hat was for?
Tino:
a conveient hiding place
Zilla:
for him?
Zilla:
or for his weapon?
Zilla:

Tino:
for his weapon of choice
Tino:
the nun-chuck!
Zilla:
you know that brings up a good point
Zilla:
just because nobody SAW him use nunchuks doesn't mean he didn't use them
Zilla:
It just means he was never cuaght
Zilla:
*caught
Tino:
he just elimitated everyone who saw him

[Nikose Tyris]

Grthwllms and I discuss the emotional reality of vivid videos and deep songs.

Karesh says:
So, what do you think that song Handlebars is about?
Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
...
Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
I'm going to say this clearly, because there is no room to argue.
Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
It is about
Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
a guy
Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
who can ride his bike
Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
with no handle bars.
Karesh says:
....
Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
....
Karesh says:
Cause see, I thought it was how close people who are far apart can really be
Karesh says:
Cause they're a street away from each other throughout the whole damn thing
Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
Nope.
Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
guy who rides his bike with no handlebars.
Karesh says:
Okie dokey.

[Zilla]

From a chess match:

Zilla:
... suicidal?

Vyrn has moved : Nc6

Vyrn:
always
Vyrn:
chess _is_ a game of sacrifice.....
Zilla:
Chess is a game of scarface

[Doppler12]

[20:09] Bobbie: Gird your loins!: LOL
[20:09] Bobbie: Gird your loins!: man, that guy is funny
[20:09] Bobbie: Gird your loins!: who the hell is he anyway?
[20:09] Doppler12: Bookworm?
[20:09] Doppler12: some highschooler
[20:10] Bobbie: Gird your loins!: no, fifth
[20:10] Bobbie: Gird your loins!: who, or what the hell is he?
[20:10] Bobbie: Gird your loins!: or even she
[20:10] Doppler12: A Moderator
[20:10] Doppler12: Its a he
[20:10] Doppler12: he's been around for a while
[20:10] Doppler12: How do you not know who he is?
[20:10] Bobbie: Gird your loins!: lol, I know, but I've never talked to the guy


This is a conversation Bobbey and I just had.

[Bobbey]

This is the first time I'm posted in the Wing Wong thread...and I happen to have that phrase besides my name.

There goes my rep XD

[Khael!]

So I had a nice discussion with the Universe today. When I tried to see if they were really just a human NPF user, they got God on the line. He didn't want to be wing-wong'd though.

Khael!: aw laaame, apparently because I cheated and got the joker badge in spore, I don't get further achievements.
Khael!: even worse, there's apparently a bug that means no future games can get achievements ever again forever either.
Khael!: Spore has just become more real than ever. Doing things mean nothing to the universe now.
Khael!: I feel small.
Khael!: DAMN YOU UNIVERSE
Universe: Well, I don't like you either.
Universe: Meaniehead.
Khael!: Yeah, cause I wanted a little money.
Khael!: at least you're omnipotent.
Khael!: I only have two arms. The milky way beats me by three there
Khael!: o wow, the screenshot of earth shows a yellow spice geyser coming out of what looks like... Alberta?
Khael!: heehee
Universe: It's not that great being the Universe.
Khael!: brb
Universe: I mean, how would you guys feel if you could feel all of the blood cells in your body moving around?
Universe: It gets really annoying to be able to feel all of the crap going on inside of me.
Khael!: I sorta know what that's like, I feel my food sometimes.
Khael!: mostly when I'm sick though. Can universes get sick?
Universe: Yeah. Now imagine that, only a billion trillion times bigger.
Universe: Yeah. We can.
Khael!: Damn.
Khael!: sorry if I'm a germ at all.
Khael!: but my instincts tell me to replicate on your planets.
Khael!: ho god, I'm not a germ, I'm a virus!
Khael!: I feel bad now.
Universe: It's okay.
Universe: Earth is the most entertaining thing in ever.
Khael!: because stuff happens here, or because we're dumb?
Khael!: I'm betting it's totally both.
Universe: Smashing stars together gets old after a while.
Khael!: probably.
Khael!: same here with breaking windows.
Universe: Both.
Khael!: whoo!
Universe: It's sorta like day-time TV.

Universe: I mean, I start watching Earth, and you crazy humans have committed another genocide.
Khael!: yup.
Khael!: and then with sucking all the oil outta the planet and then wondering why the air's all full of toxic junk.
Universe: Haha, you crazy fuckers.
Universe: Sad thing, though.
Khael!: with any luck we'll get our shit sorted out and bang two stars together with something like the hadron collider, only hopefully after the smarter portion of humanity has migrated to a system further away.
Universe: Maaaaaybe.
Universe: I can see the future, y'know.
Khael!: well, I should hope so.
Universe: Though it made Lost kinda boring.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Zilla and Mac discuss TV Tropes (and Uncyclopedia and Encyclopedia Dramatica)

[20:38] I am not a Zombie!: tell me to stop reading TV tropes
[20:38] Zilla[5]QfV - "John Freeman run out of here as fast as you can!": stop reading that
[20:38] Zilla[5]QfV - "John Freeman run out of here as fast as you can!": if you want to read a fun wiki, there's encyclopedia dramatica and uncyclopedia
[20:39] I am not a Zombie!: nah
[20:39] I am not a Zombie!: I've read Dramatica
[20:39] Zilla[5]QfV - "John Freeman run out of here as fast as you can!": in my opinion:
uncyclopedia > ED > TV Tropes
[20:39] I am not a Zombie!: that is your opinion
[20:39] Zilla[5]QfV - "John Freeman run out of here as fast as you can!": ED lost points for becoming 4chan wiki
[20:39] I am not a Zombie!: but still higher then TV Tropes
[20:40] Zilla[5]QfV - "John Freeman run out of here as fast as you can!": TV Tropes lacks the zing
[20:40] Zilla[5]QfV - "John Freeman run out of here as fast as you can!": it's got the heh
[20:40] Zilla[5]QfV - "John Freeman run out of here as fast as you can!": but not the POW
[20:40] I am not a Zombie!: it tickles a weird part of my brain
[20:40] Zilla[5]QfV - "John Freeman run out of here as fast as you can!": I can't remember if it was ED or uncyclopedia that had the article on AAAAAAAAAAAAA
[20:41] Zilla[5]QfV - "John Freeman run out of here as fast as you can!": I just know that was the best wiki article I have ever read
[20:42] I am not a Zombie!: oww
[20:42] I am not a Zombie!: reading thre Getting Crap past the Radar section and read Avatar
[20:42] Zilla[5]QfV - "John Freeman run out of here as fast as you can!": :P
[20:43] I am not a Zombie!: implied sex between teens is apparently the thing to do in a childrens tv show
[20:43] I am not a Zombie!: and adults watch this show...OH MY GOD
[20:43] I am not a Zombie!: Avatar is the equivalnt of Playing Yu-Gi-Oh
[20:44] Zilla[5]QfV - "John Freeman run out of here as fast as you can!": LMAO
[20:44] Zilla[5]QfV - "John Freeman run out of here as fast as you can!": I'm searching google for that article on AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[20:44] Zilla[5]QfV - "John Freeman run out of here as fast as you can!": but I don't know the amount of A's
[20:44] Zilla[5]QfV - "John Freeman run out of here as fast as you can!": so I keep adding one
[20:44] Zilla[5]QfV - "John Freeman run out of here as fast as you can!": and it gives me entirely different results every time
[20:44] I am not a Zombie!: wing wong
[20:45] Zilla[5]QfV - "John Freeman run out of here as fast as you can!": ah, it was uncyclopedia

[Nikose Tyris]

This is a convo with TDK on facebook.

Me: "Missing my girlfriend."
Pete: "More like WONT STOP BITCHING"
Me: "You're so deep in the closet you're finding christmas presents."
Pete: "I'm getting a wii! =D"

[TDK]

You're just jealous because I'm getting a wii and you're not.

[Major Blood]

You're just jealous because I'm getting a wii and you're not.

Yeah, we're all REALLY JEALOUS of you.

[Kerensky287]

A conversation between me (Alex) with some serious msn issues and 42Petunias ("It starts like this:") with some social issues.

*
* The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:
ok msn is being retarded
*

Alex - Resounding "Meh" says:
...

Alex - Resounding "Meh" says:
msn is being so stupid

It starts like this: says:
NO U

Alex - Resounding "Meh" says:
it occasionally says something about... failing to deliver messages

Alex - Resounding "Meh" says:
and it does it randomly

It starts like this: says:
Karen?

Alex - Resounding "Meh" says:
especially during big messages

It starts like this: says:
Are you there?

It starts like this: says:
I think you dropped out on me

Alex - Resounding "Meh" says:
it TELLS me that it fails to deliver the messages, you douchebag.

It starts like this: says:
It shows you typing, but I've gotten nothing for a few minutes

Alex - Resounding "Meh" says:
42's mom is a whore

It starts like this: says:
This must be a hell of a long message

Note because 42 was complaining, and just in case it wasn't clear: He could see what I was saying the entire time. He was just being an ass about it.

[Zilla]

CommunistMafia and I talk politics, and drugs...

Zilla[4]QfV - Van Halen is so awesome! says:
oh my god
Zilla[4]QfV - Van Halen is so awesome! says:
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=tjZW4z9zqqY
Zilla[4]QfV - Van Halen is so awesome! says:
SNL Palin vs real Palin
Zilla[4]QfV - Van Halen is so awesome! says:
this is SHOCKING
communistmafia@yahoo.com says:
I was shown the comparison before.
Zilla[4]QfV - Van Halen is so awesome! says:
I saw both independant of each other
Zilla[4]QfV - Van Halen is so awesome! says:
I didn't know they were so similar....
Zilla[4]QfV - Van Halen is so awesome! says:
wow
communistmafia@yahoo.com says:
I laughed when Palin said that helped Tina Fey's career
communistmafia@yahoo.com says:
I think it hurt here career
communistmafia@yahoo.com says:
who need Tina Fey when you can just cut out the middle man
Zilla[4]QfV - Van Halen is so awesome! says:
;p;
Zilla[4]QfV - Van Halen is so awesome! says:
*lol
communistmafia@yahoo.com says:
Which makes since, because I think republicans kinda like cutting out the middle man
communistmafia@yahoo.com says:
that ws my attempt at politcal humor, take it or leave it
communistmafia@yahoo.com says:
*was
Zilla[4]QfV - Van Halen is so awesome! says:
I don't know, I think republicans like to hire the middle man
Zilla[4]QfV - Van Halen is so awesome! says:
and then pay him enormous amounts of money
communistmafia@yahoo.com says:
Hire, perhaps
communistmafia@yahoo.com says:
as for enormous amounts of money well...
communistmafia@yahoo.com says:
the check better be in the mail, and I mean the non-drug related ones
Zilla[4]QfV - Van Halen is so awesome! says:
when did you become a professional middle man?
communistmafia@yahoo.com says:
Really, you're more concerned about that then "When did you become a drug dealer"

Zilla[4]QfV - Van Halen is so awesome! says:
a drug dealer IS a middle man
communistmafia@yahoo.com says:
not the shit I'm dealing
communistmafia@yahoo.com says:
we're talking upperman
Zilla[4]QfV - Van Halen is so awesome! says:
you don't sell depressants?
communistmafia@yahoo.com says:
that's not where the REAL money is
communistmafia@yahoo.com says:
gotta appeal to the kids nowadays
Zilla[4]QfV - Van Halen is so awesome! says:
but the parents have the money, and if you sell downers, they'll buy them to keep their kids under control...
communistmafia@yahoo.com says:
are we talking about drugs or republicans?
Zilla[4]QfV - Van Halen is so awesome! says:
good question...

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

[20:50] *insert witty name*: so I almost watched Naruto
[20:50] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: lol
[20:50] *insert witty name*: *cries*
[20:51] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: .....so apparently Kuja may have survived the end of FF9
[20:52] *insert witty name*: ...
[20:52] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: like, at least until Zidane "reached maturity"
[20:52] *insert witty name*: ...
[20:53] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: ....
[20:53] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: yeah
[20:53] *insert witty name*: what prompted THIS
[20:55] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: I'm reading ff wiki
[20:55] *insert witty name*: ...
[20:55] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: Garland will be voiced by the guy who did Alex Louis Armstrong from FMA btw
[20:55] *insert witty name*: ...
[20:55] *insert witty name*: *snicker*
[20:56] *insert witty name*: Will he rip off his clothes in Glorious Fashion
[20:56] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: yes.
[20:56] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: yes, he will.
[20:56] *insert witty name*: ...
[20:56] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: you know what just occurred to me?
[20:56] *insert witty name*: hmm
[20:57] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: Warrior of Light in Dissidia has an alternate costume too
[20:57] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: .....will it be Fighter McWarrior?
[20:57] *insert witty name*: ...
[20:57] *insert witty name*: *insert sarcastic comment*
[20:57] *insert witty name*: *insert insult*
[20:57] *insert witty name*: *insert sexual comment*
[21:02] *insert witty name*: i should wing this
[21:03] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: maybe
[21:05] *insert witty name*: here check this video out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KANI2dpXLw&feature=related
[21:06] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: why?
[21:06] *insert witty name*: cause it is awesome
[21:07] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: meh
[21:07] *insert witty name*: anyway
[21:07] *insert witty name*: I will wing wong this

[mauve]

Thad and Mauve make a deal.
Thadius: True. If you ever got the gumptation to get off you behind and take over the world, they'd all bow down to you willingly.

me: True. Very true.
That's a big "if," though.

Thadius: Hey Mauve, think you could loan me your presence for a while? I kinda need it for this operation in Florida...
I figure with your Awesomeness nearby, nobody will stop me.

me: Florida? I'd get killed by water moccasins and alligators! And retired people!

Thadius: Your Awesome should protect you! And if not that, then whatever vehicle we're likely to use/steal!

me: Hovercraft?

Thadius: Meh, science isn't advanced enough. I was thinking of stealing an electric motorcycle with a sidecar.
Clean, efficient, cheap!

me: One of these, or no deal:
http://www.nonsolomartelli.net/Guerre%20Stellari/immagini%202/AT-TE.jpg

Thadius: Once the Internet is awoken, I could probably engineer one for you to have as your own, to sit next to your X-wing.

me: I like this plan. I like this plan much.

Thadius: Keeping in mind we'll have very little time between 'Internet is awake' and 'Robot uprising'.

me: Better engineer fast, then.
Sent at 2:02 AM on Wednesday

Thadius: Do we have an accord, then?

me: You deliver the AT-TE, I deliver the awesomeness.

Thadius: But I need the Awesome to protect me on my way to Disney to steal the AI to wake up the internet to engineer the AT-TE.

me: Hmmmmmmm.
Sent at 2:05 AM on Wednesday

Thadius: We appear to be stuck.
I could give you a copy of the AI when I've gotten it as a show of good faith.
Sent at 2:07 AM on Wednesday

me: I suppose I could lend you the awesomeness on good faith. I am pretty cool like that.

Thadius: And thus, THE WORLD WAS DOOMED!

me: Hooray!
I think!

Thadius: Someone needs to make that comic now.
'When Awesome and Evil align...'

me: "ONLY THE STRONG SHALL SURVIVE."

Thadius: And now the line 'Whoever wins, we lose' is playing in my head.

me: hehhehehehe

Thadius: Only if people made a movie about our exploits, it would be far more awesome.
At the end, we'd have to destroy Google, and it would be kinda like HAL.
'I'm sorry, Mauve, I can't let you do that, Dude.'

me: "GUGL, open the Pod Bay Doors."

Thadius: 'I know you and Thadius were planning on destroying me, Dude.'

me: "...That's the only line from the movie I know, GUGL. You win."
(giant black stone appears)

Thadius: 'This mission is too important to let you jepordize it, Dude.'

me: (beats GUGL with obelisk)
Sent at 2:15 AM on Wednesday

Thadius: Someone should so make that comic now. This conversation should at least be wing-wonged, for great justice!

me: FOR GREAT JUSTICE. MOVE OUT EVERY ZIG.
Thadius: I leave it to you to wing-wong our awesome plot.

me: Such great responsibility!

Thadius: With great responsibility comes great power...or is it the other way around?

me: Either way, I get great power. Works for me!

Thadius: Shall it be done before the dawn cracks the sky?
Sent at 2:18 AM on Wednesday

me: Mayhaps... verily, there must be a time zone somewhere on earth where dawn hath not broken by the time I post it.

Thadius: Indeed, it is only 3 in the morn here, and if it is done soon, then the rooster shall not have crowed by the time it hath been posted.

me: Huzzah! But alas, I am currently drafting a sign up for yon Magical Girl RP.

Thadius: And yet, this conversation could yet be copied and pasted into a form for posting upon the forums with simple mouse-clicks and button-pushing.

me: LIES!

[Loyal]

Thadius: Someone needs to make that comic now.
'When Awesome and Evil align...''...Loyal is left to clean up the mess.'

¬¬

[Shyria Dracnoir]

..."I bring the cookies!"

^.=.^

[Lady Cygnet]

You're just jealous because I'm getting a wii and you're not.

You are in the closet, aren't you?

And in keeping with the topic, a conversation on the wall about my status on facebook:

Status: Rebecca knows that life is precious and it's important to visit people...but until she can keep time in a bottle and grow money like potted plants...*sigh*. 12:47pm

BMG! at 2:57pm October 22
Grow money like plants? Isn't plant money what they call drugs? =o
LC at 3:12pm October 22
Heeeey...you may be onto something there!
BMG! at 4:31pm October 22
AND THUS A NEW DRUG RING HAS BEGUN!
LC at 6:36pm October 22
One Ring to rule them all, right?

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

With CT on the brain, Mac finds it difficult to concentrate.

[16:47] *insert witty name*: Heores ripped off Chrono Trigger
[16:47] Mike }I told the Witch Doctor I was in love with you//And then the Witch Doctor//HE USED LOCUST SWARM.{: probably
[16:47] *insert witty name*: think of it
[16:48] *insert witty name*: the Season 1 Tagline was Save the Cheerleader save the world
[16:48] Mike }I told the Witch Doctor I was in love with you//And then the Witch Doctor//HE USED LOCUST SWARM.{: Lol
[16:48] *insert witty name*: the entire premise of CT was Save the Princess, Save the World
[16:48] Mike }I told the Witch Doctor I was in love with you//And then the Witch Doctor//HE USED LOCUST SWARM.{: lol
[16:49] *insert witty name*: wait a minute, thats the story for KH1
[16:49] Mike }I told the Witch Doctor I was in love with you//And then the Witch Doctor//HE USED LOCUST SWARM.{: also true.
[16:49] Mike }I told the Witch Doctor I was in love with you//And then the Witch Doctor//HE USED LOCUST SWARM.{: and KH1 is a squeenix game.
[16:49] *insert witty name*: yes but Heroes came out years after KH1
[16:50] Mike }I told the Witch Doctor I was in love with you//And then the Witch Doctor//HE USED LOCUST SWARM.{: I know
[16:50] Mike }I told the Witch Doctor I was in love with you//And then the Witch Doctor//HE USED LOCUST SWARM.{: I mean KH1 probably ripped CT
[16:50] *insert witty name*: but did KH1 do any time travelling
[16:52] Mike }I told the Witch Doctor I was in love with you//And then the Witch Doctor//HE USED LOCUST SWARM.{: no.

[Loyal]

AXOren123 (11:53:41 PM): Think of the hottest chick you know right now.
loyal2nes (11:53:48 PM): ...okay.
SecondGuy (11:54:05 PM): If she was asleep and had no chance of waking up for the whole day, would you suck her dick while she was asleep?
SecondGuy (11:54:33 PM): Congradulations.
loyal2nes (11:54:36 PM): Either you got your words confused somewhere, or you're trying to trick me into saying a girl has a dick.
SecondGuy (11:54:45 PM): I was doing the latter
loyal2nes (11:54:57 PM): *Sigh* how many people this time?
SecondGuy (11:55:09 PM): and you are 1 of 2 of the 20 I asked who caught that
SecondGuy (11:55:16 PM): 18 people would suck a girls dick.
SecondGuy (11:55:25 PM): not many people online today
SecondGuy (11:55:44 PM): You're as keen as ever, just as they are as dull as ever
loyal2nes (11:55:54 PM): Ay yai yai.
SecondGuy (11:55:55 PM): it's usually the same people that reply really fast
SecondGuy (11:56:02 PM): and don't read well
SecondGuy (11:56:15 PM): "Hot girl? Asleep? The answer is yes."
loyal2nes (11:56:32 PM): Of course...
SecondGuy (11:56:40 PM): So who was it?
loyal2nes (11:56:55 PM): Well I can't very well tell you that.
SecondGuy (11:56:59 PM): Why?
SecondGuy (11:57:02 PM): not like I know her
loyal2nes (11:57:27 PM): And that's part of the reason why I can't tell you - how do I identify someone you don't know?
SecondGuy (11:57:39 PM): A simple name
loyal2nes (11:57:52 PM): ...~~~.
SecondGuy (11:57:56 PM): Red head?
SecondGuy (11:58:11 PM): Surprised aren't you?
loyal2nes (11:58:16 PM): .....
SecondGuy (11:58:21 PM): I'm good.
SecondGuy (11:58:59 PM): Imagine if I had pulled something more deeply integrated from your mind.
loyal2nes (11:59:27 PM): ......Should I be making a tinfoil hat or would it be a futile gesture?
SecondGuy (11:59:33 PM): Futile.
SecondGuy (11:59:35 PM): Very.
loyal2nes (11:59:37 PM): Thought so.
SecondGuy (12:00:30 AM): You're not the only one I've done this too.
SecondGuy (12:00:44 AM): I'd just walk by someone and pull their full name out of no where
SecondGuy (12:00:47 AM): I don't know how
SecondGuy (12:00:54 AM): You know Kevin Corbin
SecondGuy (12:01:07 AM): I guessed his name within 1 second of meeting him
loyal2nes (12:01:15 AM): And now I want to know how much of this is you actually knowing background info, and how much of it actually... precognition for lack of a better word.
SecondGuy (12:01:39 AM): I don't know background info
SecondGuy (12:01:47 AM): I only knew 2 people from your senior class
SecondGuy (12:01:56 AM): my cousin, and you.
SecondGuy (12:02:14 AM): And no, my cousin isn't this ~~~.
SecondGuy (12:02:39 AM): What I did was, I paired her name with multiple scenarios of possible appearances.
SecondGuy (12:03:01 AM): ~~~ seemed to favor a red head as I processed the name.
SecondGuy (12:03:22 AM): If I don't go with my first solution that my brain comes up with, I'm usually wrong.
loyal2nes (12:04:01 AM): ......I'm genuinely speechless.
loyal2nes (12:04:11 AM): No valid remark, no quip, nothing.
SecondGuy (12:04:18 AM): That's unlike you.
SecondGuy (12:04:24 AM): Dumbfounded?
loyal2nes (12:04:25 AM): I know!
SecondGuy (12:04:44 AM): The only other person I've told about this, was Hugo Lemes
SecondGuy (12:04:56 AM): someone who graduated a couple years before you
loyal2nes (12:05:08 AM): Explains why I don't recognize the name...
SecondGuy (12:05:13 AM): Exactly.
SecondGuy (12:05:36 AM): I can do crazy stuff man
SecondGuy (12:05:46 AM): I've been self-teaching myself prime aspects of Qi Gong.
SecondGuy (12:06:02 AM): Incredible control of energy within nature.
loyal2nes (12:06:22 AM): At which point does this translate into weapons-grade lasers?
SecondGuy (12:06:23 AM): I've got it down where I can unclog a clogged toilet with 5 seconds of thought
SecondGuy (12:06:36 AM): If I do it for 70 years, 75 years.
SecondGuy (12:06:53 AM): 70 years to master control of it, 5 more years to focus it.
loyal2nes (12:07:12 AM): well, good luck with that, and may the Force be with you.
SecondGuy (12:07:17 AM): I'd be 100, but I could take a knife to my stomach and not be cut
SecondGuy (12:07:38 AM): The thing about it is simple to understand
SecondGuy (12:07:48 AM): your neurons are reference points
SecondGuy (12:07:58 AM): when you activate them, they cause a potential voltage
SecondGuy (12:08:10 AM): small, but in numbers, strong enough to affect small things
SecondGuy (12:08:34 AM): you access each neuron in different parts of your body to create a flow of voltage
SecondGuy (12:09:02 AM): You you have voltage * amps going through you.
SecondGuy (12:09:10 AM): Understand the potential in that?
SecondGuy (12:09:29 AM): You generate power with your body
SecondGuy (12:09:39 AM): Joules of energy over time
SecondGuy (12:10:19 AM): In other words, you're exploiting your bodies physics to affect nature around you.
loyal2nes (12:10:37 AM): ......you realize the Force can't be much of a religion if you start providing tangible proof of something like it, right?
SecondGuy (12:10:55 AM): That's like proving that God exists, right?
SecondGuy (12:11:16 AM): The sadism of that statement would seem to be true
SecondGuy (12:11:22 AM): but it's not, unfortunately
SecondGuy (12:11:36 AM): omg god exists! Science is a lie!
SecondGuy (12:11:48 AM): Praise him or he'll hit me with a lightning bolt
loyal2nes (12:12:22 AM): Hm...
SecondGuy (12:13:01 AM): Giving prove is what non-believers ask for almost infinitesimally.
SecondGuy (12:13:28 AM): Giving them proof is all you need to sink the hook in their jaw and reel them in.
SecondGuy (12:13:41 AM): You know it to be true.
loyal2nes (12:13:48 AM): I'm just saying - Is it really a religion if you don't need to believe? Why make a religion over proven, static fact?
SecondGuy (12:14:00 AM): You believe that static fact is true
SecondGuy (12:14:07 AM): you cement the religion in stone
SecondGuy (12:14:16 AM): No one can say your religion is wrong
loyal2nes (12:14:38 AM): To rephrase: It would be like making a religion centered around the oxygen we breather.
SecondGuy (12:14:50 AM): We don't praise oxygen
SecondGuy (12:15:01 AM): but if some being was giving everyone who praised him oxygen
SecondGuy (12:15:06 AM): people would pray more
SecondGuy (12:15:12 AM): making the religion more active
SecondGuy (12:15:30 AM): "Drowning? Need Oxygen? Pray for air."
SecondGuy (12:15:48 AM): "Need to colonize the moon? Just say Amen!"
SecondGuy (12:19:02 AM): You have a rebuttle.
SecondGuy (12:19:05 AM): I knew it,.
loyal2nes (12:19:08 AM): ...stop ... doing... ...that...
SecondGuy (12:19:11 AM): sorry.
SecondGuy (12:19:18 AM): As you were.
SecondGuy (12:19:40 AM): I had finished typing that as you started
SecondGuy (12:19:44 AM): :P
loyal2nes (12:20:06 AM): My brain isn't working right anymore, damnit!
SecondGuy (12:20:14 AM): Sorry.
loyal2nes (12:20:21 AM): Probably be fine in the morning.
SecondGuy (12:20:44 AM): Most likely.

Name of the other guy in the conversation censored so as to not give a weapon to my enemies. Name of the girl in the conversation censored for personal reasons.

Mentioning the Force was... something else.

[bluestarultor]

Short and sweet. :D


CelesJessa: I must prepare for tomorrow!
CelesJessa: Ink? check. Stick? check... Paintbrushes? check... cup.... hmmm I don't have a cup
Khael!: stick?
Khael!: is that for poking people?
CelesJessa: it's for drawing with ink
CelesJessa: apparently
CelesJessa: we're going to draw with a stick
bluestarultor: I was going to make a cup joke, but I decided against it... <.<
CelesJessa: =P
CelesJessa: I suppose a cup is easy enough to find
Khael!: I was gonna make a cup joke too, but there's a set of emergency brakes in my skull somewhere that occasionally function
CelesJessa: XD

[Nikose Tyris]

Alexander said:
*slaps*
Karesh says:
*Is slapped*....
Karesh says:
....
Karesh says:
*Assassinates*
Alexander says:
*already has his fencing sabre drawn and ready, and promptly parries your assassination attempt*
Alexander says:
ASSASSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!
Karesh says:
*Guards show up*
Karesh says:
*Starts pickingn them off one by one*
Alexander says:
*stabs a nearby guard too*
Alexander says:
What? It looked like fun!
Karesh says:
*Slices through the face of the last guard with a dagger, spinning around to throw a knife in your direction as he falls*
Alexander says:
*parries it away and points the sabre at you* And now...
Alexander says:
You better get ready to die! (8) *breaks into song*
Alexander says:
You better get ready to kill! *does a merry jig*
Karesh says:
*Climbs a nearby ladder, to the rooftops of the city*

You better get ready to run, cause here we go-o-o
Alexander says:
*Chases up ladder of NEARBY rooftop, and begins leaping after you*
Karesh says:
*Calmly walks backwards in a circle around you, holding his knife casually by his waist*
Alexander says:
*turns slowly, watching your eyes, sword held loosely in one hand, his other hand behind him in his cape*
Karesh says:
*Smiles wickedly, waving as he falls backwards off the building, landing safely in a cart of Straw*
Alexander says:
"DAMNIT WE'LL NEVER FIND HIM NOW!"

...

"Gotcha. MEN, BURN ALL THE CARTS AND STACKS OF HAY."
Karesh says:
*Several blocks away, mumbling about falty intel and gear*
Alexander says:
Another successful escape but those carts are still getting torched.
Alexander says:
let's see you jump off tall buildings NOW asshole.
Karesh says:
*Spends the next several hours scouting the city, digging up intel and lowering the number of guards*
Karesh says:
Which city are we in anyway?!
Alexander says:
Appearantly Harffoord, in Mexico.
Karesh says:
I was kinda hoping it was Acre
Karesh says:
I like Acre
Karesh says:
The port is an awesome place to fight
Alexander says:
Fuck yeah it was
Alexander says:
but no
Alexander says:
we're in mexico
Alexander says:
you mexican
Karesh says:
NO
Karesh says:
ACRE
Alexander says:
MEXICO
Karesh says:
ACRE
Alexander says:
You are now banned.
Karesh says:
*Leaps onto a pole sticking out of the water in the port*
Karesh says:
FUCK YOUR SHIT
Karesh says:
*Leaps along the poles towards a ship*
Alexander says:
*pulls out a pistol and shoots you*
Karesh says:
*stumbles, throwing a knife as he falls into the water*
Alexander says:
I wonder if this one can swim.
Alexander says:
*observes*
Alexander says:
Nope.
Karesh says:
*Pops out of the water, grabbing you*
Come now, even I know it's not polite to enter hell without bringing a friend along for the ride!
Alexander says:
"The downside is, I can swim, AND I can fight." *punches you in the nose, satisfyingly hearing the crunch and seeing the instant blood*
Karesh says:
As you swim, breathe and fight, you bleed
Karesh says:
*Reaches up with his other hand, extending finger blade into your neck*
Karesh says:
Farewell, heretic.
*Drowns*
Alexander says:
*grabs your wrist and holds it back, struggling against you. Controlling his breathe, rather then try and strike you, merely attempting to protect himself while you waste your air*

"Well, then you went and died on me, asshole."
Alexander says:
*swims back to surface with your mostly dead corpse, and promptly uses CPR*
Karesh says:
*Coughs up a mixture of water and blood*
Alexander says:
"Oh good, you're alive. I was worried for a while there."
Karesh says:
"Should've thought of that *cough* before you shot me..."
Alexander says:
"Oh, pfft, it was a bag bullet- it caused serious brusing and probably hurt like a bitch, but I've only been trying to detain you."
Karesh says:
"You may not be aware, but I'm more likely to rip my own tongue out and choke you with it than tell you anything useful."
Alexander says:
"Oh, I didn't want any information from you."
Karesh says:
"....."
Karesh says:
"Then what?"
Alexander says:
AND NOW IT'S TIME TO PLAY CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE!!!

Does the guard respond with,

A) "I... knew your lips would be this soft..."

OR

B) "YOU JUST WON THE GRAND PRIZE OF SWEEPINGHOUSE SWEEPSTAKES!!"
Karesh says:
....
Karesh says:
B?
Alexander says:
You have chosen A! Please select A or B again, to confirm your answer.
Karesh says:
B
Alexander says:
You have confirmed option A!
Karesh says:
NO DIDNT
Karesh says:
FUCKING RIGGED VOTING SYSTEM
Alexander says:
And that's why I disagree with the US voting system, and why I think it's rigged.
Alexander says:
See my point now?

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

This is what happens when I let Yaplet run it's course.


Khael!: oh god, that post of Macs, the purple curtains have little Nikose's on them. I'm creeped out sufficiently for Halloween now.
42: lolwut
Khael!: the comic/picture/poem thread thingy.
bluestarultor: Really!?
Khael!: He's making an npf version of Poe's The Raven for halloween
bluestarultor: *checks*
Khael!: got some of em down so far.
Khael!: yeah, in the curtains.
bluestarultor: Oh my gosh, I totally missed that! XD
Khael!: theyr'e faint though.
Khael!: Dun dun duuuun
bluestarultor: I have a pretty good monitor.
bluestarultor: I just assumed they were flowers or something.
bluestarultor: Didn't really pay attention.
Khael!: I guess I just hang around Nikose enough online that purple auto-associates.
Khael!: It's probably not a healthy condition.
Khael!:
bluestarultor: I think everyone knows Nikose = purple. XD
Khael!: Oh no, we're ALL infected!?
bluestarultor: No, I think he just has a reputation. XD
Khael!: Oh good... is it lethal?
bluestarultor: I don't think so.
Khael!: ...yesssss.

/edit

[21:14] *insert witty name*: take a guess who is who is who
[21:15] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: the one on the left is mario.
[21:19] *insert witty name*: nope
[21:20] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: the one on the RIGHT is mario?
[21:20] *insert witty name*: nope
[21:20] *insert witty name*: this is an NPF comic
[21:20] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: one of them is fifthfiend?
[21:21] *insert witty name*: the one laughing is Fifthfiend
[21:21] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: ah, so the other one is Krylo then!
[21:21] *insert witty name*: no
[21:21] *insert witty name*: Meister
[21:21] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: aww.
[21:21] *insert witty name*: they are on the frowny Lakitu
[21:21] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: If you're going to have a mod duo including Fifth, the other has to be Krylo
[21:21] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: they're like the odd couple or something
[21:22] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: Krylo's the effeminate one
[21:22] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: and fifth is the one that makes a zany mess.
[21:22] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: wing wong this or you're doing it wrong

and then Kerensky and I dabble on insanity

[13:46] *insert witty name*: each time you free one of the temples from Steampunk Zelda, you get your sword magically enhanced
[13:46] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: that's what she said
[13:46] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: ...lol, that sounds dirty.
[13:46] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: there's lik... some kind of magical device that, umm....
[13:47] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: like*
[13:47] *insert witty name*: fail
[13:48] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: ...
[13:48] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: No, I was just leaving the rest to your imagination
[13:48] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: ...because the mechanical construct's uniform wouldn't! OH!
[13:49] *insert witty name*: ...
[13:50] *insert witty name*: fail x 2
[13:51] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: you wouldn't recognize win if it took off its clothes and gave your virtual avatar a table dance.
[13:52] *insert witty name*: you are so full of fail it hurts
[13:52] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: keep on trying to convince yourself
[13:52] *insert witty name*: no u
[13:52] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: oh btw I kicked 42's ass in brawl yesterday
[13:52] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: (once)
[13:53] *insert witty name*: nice
[13:53] *insert witty name*: did you watch the DBZ TaS Halowe'en special
[13:54] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: yep
[13:54] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: ...around halloween
[13:54] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: meaning, yeah, like a week ago
[13:54] *insert witty name*: it was good
[13:54] *insert witty name*: Popo is fucking scary
[13:54] *insert witty name*: and they use the Japanese version of the series
[13:55] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: lol
[13:55] *insert witty name*: i can tell because if you look at the Hallowe'en episode Briefs has a cigarette
[13:56] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: ah
[13:56] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: I didn't care enough to notice -_-
[13:56] *insert witty name*: i know these things
[13:56] *insert witty name*: don;t ask how I know
[13:59] *insert witty name*: actually, in comparison of my earlier comments, you are not fail
[14:00] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: lulz.
[14:00] *insert witty name*: no
[14:00] *insert witty name*: you are not Fail, the live action Dragonball movie is fail
[14:01] *insert witty name*: it is more fail then
[14:01] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: ....
[14:01] *insert witty name*: it is more fail then Windows 98
[14:01] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: than
[14:02] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: sorry, I just had to correct that
[14:02] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: it was a mistake I made on a Grade 1 spelling test
[14:06] *insert witty name*: just
[14:06] *insert witty name*: the dragonball movie will be the ultimate fail
[14:06] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: and by the way Windows 98 was a reliable system!!
[14:07] *insert witty name*: what was the shoddy oh right Windows 95
[14:07] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: windows ME
[14:07] *insert witty name*: 95, ME still shit
[14:08] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: oh man colbert report is hilarious
[14:09] *insert witty name*: not as funny as inDecision 08
[14:09] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: did you see the one last night?
[14:09] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: no?
[14:09] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: because he's learning to become a SPY.
[14:09] *insert witty name*: just don a mask
[14:10] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: I WAS NEVER ON YOUR SIDE
[14:10] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: *rips off face*
[14:10] *insert witty name*: didn;t that hurt
[14:11] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: when I fell from heaven, you mean?
[14:11] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: dude, are you coming on to me?
[14:11] *insert witty name*: no
[14:11] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: because like, seriously...
[14:11] *insert witty name*: when you rippd off your face
[14:11] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: that's starting to creep me out
[14:11] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: what face?
[14:11] *insert witty name*: [14:10] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: *rips off face*
[14:12] *insert witty name*: why would I come onto you
[14:12] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: oh, now you
[14:12] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: sorry
[14:12] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: now you're putting words into my mouth
[14:12] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: keyboard I mean
[14:12] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: you're putting words onto my keyboard
[14:12] *insert witty name*: it;s quite easy to do that seeing as there are a few words on your keyboard already
[14:13] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: your words are not welcome here!
[14:13] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: my keyboard's nobody's keyboard but mine
[14:13] *insert witty name*: it was not by my hand that your words are brought to life
[14:14] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: ....
[14:14] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: ......zombie words?
[14:15] *insert witty name*: the only dead words are from Old English and Prussia
[14:15] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: latin
[14:15] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: french
[14:15] *insert witty name*: Latin is used in the Roman Catholic Church
[14:15] *insert witty name*: French is still used
[14:15] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: since when is latin used in the roman catholic church?
[14:15] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: and I was being sarcastic about french
[14:16] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: ....fuck you you fucking psychic!!
[14:17] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: Colbert just sang his mother a happy birthday song
[14:17] *insert witty name*: okay
[14:17] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: "Now, she raised me a good roman catholic, so now we're going to sing her happy birthday IN LATIN."
[14:17] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: so fuck you
[14:17] *insert witty name*: so fucking wing-wonged

[Kim]

*insert witty name* says: gimme 0

*insert witty name* says: 20

Lil Lucifer says: no, you can't have my money it's mine

*insert witty name* says: gimme 20 minutes

Lil Lucifer says: I know, intentional misinterpretation of the facts.

*insert witty name* says: okay here is a non misinterpertation. Me want sex frum yoo

Lil Lucifer says: Who is this Yoo, and of what nationality is he?

*insert witty name* says: me want sex from you

Lil Lucifer says: I am afraid sex is not a commodity to be bartered or traded... Especially over the internet... Especially to such bad grammar...

[Khael!]

42: Guys
bluestarultor: Yes?
42: Today I got the opportunity to ask how big Harry Potter's wand was
42: It was totally fantastic
42: (one of my friends saw Equus)
bluestarultor: ...
Khael!: my god.
Khael!: I hope the answer scarred you 42.
42: 9 inches of wood my ass!
Khael!: Better your ass than mine.
42: Touché
42: Also, scarred me?
42: I was on the mutilating end of this conversation
Khael!: Ah.
bluestarultor: 42, don't make me post a link.
Khael!: ...
42: To?
42: Have people been taking photo's?
42: Because your possession of this hurts you far more than it hurts me
Khael!: ...He's got a point there.

[bluestarultor]

^ For reference, I posted a Perfume video.


New one, though!


S-Skull: Ah, life is good. And filled with pie.
bluestarultor: Sounds tasty.
bluestarultor: Unless it's a cow pie.
bluestarultor: Those are gross.
S-Skull: The pie is metaphorical. THERE IS NO PIE!
Khael!: oh, hey!
bluestarultor: Khael!
Khael!: No pie?
bluestarultor: The pie is a lie?
Khael!: Thre was cake in my life the other day, SO THERE.
S-Skull: I'm sorry.
Khael!: :D
Khael!: it was chocolate mousse.
Khael!: maybe moose, not sure.
S-Skull: The pie is a lie sounds much better actually.
S-Skull: ANd cake isn't pie.
bluestarultor: They have chocolate moose in Xanth.
bluestarultor: They're herbiores that are constantly assailed by birds.
Khael!: where's that? Sounds awesome.
bluestarultor: Piers Anthony writes about it.
bluestarultor: So Florida.
Khael!: sweeeet.
Khael!: I went there once.
bluestarultor: Or maybe Korea.
bluestarultor: Xanth can be anywhere and anywhen.
Khael!: aaww, that's far away.
bluestarultor: Do you have a peninsula nearby?
Khael!: joy! Everywheremoose!
Khael!: peninsula? no.
bluestarultor: Because you can stumble across it by moving from land onto a peninsula.
Khael!: I'mn landlocked with a river/canal system that looks like City 17's corrently.
Khael!: *currently
Khael!: hmm...
Khael!: darn

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Hawk says:
hi
Troubled Soul says:
Hiiiii
Hawk says:
you sent me a friend request on bebo
Troubled Soul says:
how r u doing?
Hawk says:
i'm ok, you?
Troubled Soul says:
I'm actually working right now what are you doing?
Hawk says:
not much, just surfing the web before i go to bed
Troubled Soul says:
Nice! I work from home just starting doing these cam shows. It's pretty fun actually lol want to have some fun???
Hawk says:
ok...
Troubled Soul says:
I am a little busy right now cant really talk here but I would LOVE if you came to watch and give me some company would you like to do that?
Hawk says:
ok...
Troubled Soul says:
Well I think i have a free pass lyin here one sec babe.. I mean would you want it??
Hawk says:
what do you mean?
Troubled Soul says:
Yup I do got another pass left!..YAY.. just please don't tell anyone else I can get in trouble ok?
Hawk says:
ok...
Troubled Soul says:
Ok go to http://www.webcams-network.com/livecam/ Let me know when you're on the second page hun.
Hawk says:
ok...
Troubled Soul says:
alright baby you need 2 agree ur not a minor but baby u need to prove it with a cc/debit
Hawk says:
i'm not giving you my debit card number
Troubled Soul says:
The vipguest is what I use to access the site free and now u can too The free pass cancels everything out automatically. so ur all set to see me once u verify ur age babe
Hawk says:
i'm not giving you my debit card number
Troubled Soul says:
CC is just to verify your age hun it doesnt charge your card i promise its the sites policy to ensure no minors get access to the site .. i gave u the free pass..
Hawk says:
you know what i'm really sick off? this. do all of you girls get the same email instructing you to say all this or something? cos i've heard this exact same thing more times than i can count now
Troubled Soul says:
What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere....
Hawk says:
right down to the "don't tell anyone cos i might get in trouble" part
Troubled Soul says:
let me know when u login k?
Hawk says:
oh and then comes the completey ignoring off the person you're trying to pitch to, right on cue
Troubled Soul says:
brb 1sec gotta restart cam u commin?
Hawk says:
see? you're not even reading what i'm typing
Troubled Soul says:
babe cc is just to verify age only. if u need the info again, it is http://www.webcams-network.com/livecam/
Hawk says:
did you even read anything i just said?
Troubled Soul says:
k ur good let me know when ur in babe
Hawk says:
obviously not
Troubled Soul says:
u in?
Hawk says:
you really aren't reading this any more are you?
Troubled Soul says:
k
Hawk says:
????!!!!
Troubled Soul says:
k
Hawk says:
what?
Troubled Soul says:
if your logged in, click on livecams sweetie
Hawk says:
ok, i'll say this 1 more time; I'M NOT JOINING YOUR STUPID SITE BECAUSE I'VE HEARD THIS SAME SCHEME ABOUT 100 TIMES SO STOP BOTHERING ME ALREADY!
Troubled Soul says:
you will see me in there, i have a picture up
Hawk says:
no i wont
Troubled Soul says:
i am the 4th one on the list i think
Hawk says:
you really are oblivious aren't you?
Troubled Soul says:
chat windows sometimes freeze my cam, so we will chat in the room... k sweets?
Hawk says:
this would be quite funny if it weren't so sad

For some reason I seem to act like a magnet to these people, but it's hilarious to just play along sometimes.

[Major Blood]

See, this is why i like talking to Nikose. Or hate. I'm not sure about it.

[22:08] Nikose: you asshat. : [
[22:08] MajorBlood: o_O
[22:08] Nikose: O_o
[22:08] MajorBlood: O_O
[22:09] Nikose: ._.
[22:09] MajorBlood: ^_^
[22:09] Nikose: v_v
[22:09] MajorBlood: >_>
[22:09] Nikose: <_<
[22:09] MajorBlood: >_<
[22:10] Nikose: ~_^
[22:10] MajorBlood: ^_~
[22:10] Nikose: >_^
[22:10] MajorBlood: ^_<
[22:11] Nikose: OH GOD!
[22:11] Nikose: OH GOD ADAM HELP ME!
[22:11] Nikose: OH GOD CALL THE DOCTOR!

[TDK]

[18:18] Karesh: FIRE TORPEDOS
[18:19] Pete | "We just spent the last seven posts discussing the viscosity and ferociousness of Hippos!": COUNTER CHARGES
[18:19] Karesh: CRASH DIVE, GET THOSE TUBES RELOADED
[18:19] Karesh: TWO THIRDS SPEED, BRING US ABOUT
[18:19] Karesh: PORT SIDE
[18:19] Pete | "We just spent the last seven posts discussing the viscosity and ferociousness of Hippos!": DEPLOY DEPTH CHARGES
[18:19] Karesh: HOLD...HOLD.....
[18:19] Karesh: DEPLOY DECOYS
[18:20] Karesh: BLOW BALLASTS
[18:20] Karesh: *Submarine crashes through the surface of the water*
[18:20] Karesh: TUBES THREE, FOUR AND ONE
[18:20] Karesh: FIRE
[18:21] Pete | "We just spent the last seven posts discussing the viscosity and ferociousness of Hippos!": ARGH WE'RE HIT
[18:21] Pete | "We just spent the last seven posts discussing the viscosity and ferociousness of Hippos!": DEPLOY THE ROCKET BOATS
[18:21] Karesh: SURFACE
[18:21] Karesh: MAN THE DECK GUN
[18:22] Pete | "We just spent the last seven posts discussing the viscosity and ferociousness of Hippos!": PLASMA TURRETS
[18:22] Karesh: ANYONE CAUGHT WITH SO MUCH AS A SOUR LOOK ON THEIR FACE IN THOSE LIFE BOATS GETS BLOWN UP
[18:22] Karesh: WAIT WUT
[18:22] Pete | "We just spent the last seven posts discussing the viscosity and ferociousness of Hippos!": (I said ROCKET boats)
[18:22] Karesh: RAISE SHIELDS
[18:22] Pete | "We just spent the last seven posts discussing the viscosity and ferociousness of Hippos!": (Its like batman's car splitting into two motorcycles)
[18:22] Pete | "We just spent the last seven posts discussing the viscosity and ferociousness of Hippos!": PLASMA
[18:22] Karesh: Yes.
[18:23] Karesh: The only practical way to make a shield is a shield of Cold Plasma!
[18:23] Pete | "We just spent the last seven posts discussing the viscosity and ferociousness of Hippos!": ...Cold plasma?
[18:23] Karesh: They obviously cancel each other out!
[18:23] Karesh: I SAW IT ON TV
[18:25] Karesh: besides
[18:25] Karesh: What the fuck kinda ship that would be attacked by a submarine
[18:25] Karesh: has rocket boats
[18:25] Karesh: and plasma weaponry
[18:25] Pete | "We just spent the last seven posts discussing the viscosity and ferociousness of Hippos!": Any ship can be attacked by a submarine, what.
[18:26] Pete | "We just spent the last seven posts discussing the viscosity and ferociousness of Hippos!": Its a safety measure.
[18:26] Karesh: Yeah.
[18:26] Karesh: But what kind of ship with that kinda stuff would LOSE to a submarine
[18:26] Pete | "We just spent the last seven posts discussing the viscosity and ferociousness of Hippos!": Submarines are assholes.
[18:26] Pete | "We just spent the last seven posts discussing the viscosity and ferociousness of Hippos!": Who uses those anymore?
[18:26] Pete | "We just spent the last seven posts discussing the viscosity and ferociousness of Hippos!": We're in the FUTURE
[18:27] Karesh: Apparently I do
[18:27] Pete | "We just spent the last seven posts discussing the viscosity and ferociousness of Hippos!": Hmmm.
[18:27] Karesh: and I just sunk your battleship with them
[18:27] Pete | "We just spent the last seven posts discussing the viscosity and ferociousness of Hippos!": Idea.
[18:27] Pete | "We just spent the last seven posts discussing the viscosity and ferociousness of Hippos!": Space submarine. It can "dive"...into another dimension.
[18:27] Karesh: ooh.
[18:28] Pete | "We just spent the last seven posts discussing the viscosity and ferociousness of Hippos!": YES. Epic.
[18:31] Pete | "We just spent the last seven posts discussing the viscosity and ferociousness of Hippos!": Anyway:
[18:31] Pete | "We just spent the last seven posts discussing the viscosity and ferociousness of Hippos!": *SATELLITE LASER*
[18:33] Karesh: *DIMENSION DIVE*
[18:33] Pete | "We just spent the last seven posts discussing the viscosity and ferociousness of Hippos!": FUCKER THAT WAS MY IDEA
[18:33] Karesh: REVERSE ENGINEERED
[18:34] Pete | "We just spent the last seven posts discussing the viscosity and ferociousness of Hippos!": DIMENSION BOMB
[18:34] Karesh: You'd destroy a dimension just to catch me?
[18:35] Pete | "We just spent the last seven posts discussing the viscosity and ferociousness of Hippos!": Just in that certain area. It destroys all the extraneous dimensions.
[18:35] Karesh: You've destroyed up and down
[18:35] Pete | "We just spent the last seven posts discussing the viscosity and ferociousness of Hippos!": No, the ones not in space.
[18:35] Pete | "We just spent the last seven posts discussing the viscosity and ferociousness of Hippos!": Length and height and depth are fine, it destroys other ones. And, as a negative side effect, time.
[18:36] Pete | "We just spent the last seven posts discussing the viscosity and ferociousness of Hippos!": But only in a limited area.
[18:40] Pete | "We just spent the last seven posts discussing the viscosity and ferociousness of Hippos!": *sues your vaporized face off for copyright infringement*
[18:41] Karesh: *Counter-sues for assault and defamation of character*
[18:41] Pete | "We just spent the last seven posts discussing the viscosity and ferociousness of Hippos!": You started it!
[18:41] Karesh: Hah
[18:41] Karesh: Like hell I did
[18:42] Pete | "We just spent the last seven posts discussing the viscosity and ferociousness of Hippos!": [18:18] Karesh: FIRE TORPEDOS
[18:43] Karesh: You started this twenty seconds from now in dimension Zeta 3526
[18:43] Pete | "We just spent the last seven posts discussing the viscosity and ferociousness of Hippos!": You know as well as I do Zetaen affairs aren't valid in a court of law.
[18:44] Karesh: Which is why I dimension dived to that very dimension!
[18:44] Karesh: mwahaha, you're subjcet to their laws now!
[18:44] Pete | "We just spent the last seven posts discussing the viscosity and ferociousness of Hippos!": I didn't follow, though!
[18:44] Karesh: YOU BOMBED ME
[18:44] Karesh: Oop
[18:44] Karesh: gotta go
[18:44] Pete | "We just spent the last seven posts discussing the viscosity and ferociousness of Hippos!": I bombed whatever you were in, and transdimensional assault isn't a crime!
[18:44] Pete | "We just spent the last seven posts discussing the viscosity and ferociousness of Hippos!": What, why?
[18:44] Karesh: We'll continue this at a later time and dimensioanl plane!
[18:45] Pete | "We just spent the last seven posts discussing the viscosity and ferociousness of Hippos!": Fine!
[18:45] Pete | "We just spent the last seven posts discussing the viscosity and ferociousness of Hippos!": Wing wonged@!
[18:45] Karesh: Fencing
[18:45] Pete | "We just spent the last seven posts discussing the viscosity and ferociousness of Hippos!": Bye!
[18:45] *** "Karesh" signed off at Fri Dec 05 18:45:21 2008.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

All text in purple is Nikose.
All text in Green is me.
All text in white is either Mac or the result of laziness.

Karesh says:
TYRIS
Karesh says:
THREE DEGREES TO PORT
Karesh says:
Depth, thirteen meters
Karesh says:
Ahead full
Oren Tyris says:
Aye, Captain; Ship's shields are at max, and we be headin' out into the deep regions.
Karesh says:
Prepare dimensional shift!
Oren Tyris says:
Captain, we cannae do that!
Karesh says:
WELL WHY NOT
Oren Tyris says:
Because I just a proton torpedo is that bad?
Karesh says:
...
Karesh says:
GET THE CHEIF ENGINEER IN HERE

*insert witty name* has been added to the conversation.

Karesh says:
DAIMO
*insert witty name* says:
yes
Karesh says:
Explain to me why is it that my ship is unable to tear the fabric of reality
Oren Tyris says:
Guys I just a proton torpedo is this bad
Karesh says:
Not now secretary of insanity
*insert witty name* says:
...
Oren Tyris says:
HURRAY FOR CUPCAKES
Oren Tyris says:
ALL HAIL THE CHEIF MALLOWKING
Karesh says:
FUCK IT
Karesh says:
TYRIS
Karesh says:
ACTIVATE DIMENSIONAL SHIFT
Karesh says:
DAIMO
Karesh says:
STAND OVER THERE!
Oren Tyris says:
AYE AYE COMMANDER CUPCAKE
Oren Tyris says:
*flicks a switch*
Karesh says:
...
Karesh says:
...
*insert witty name* says:
when did I check into arkham
Karesh says:
What just happened?
Oren Tyris says:
Hey!
Karesh says:
...
Oren Tyris says:
You're not.....
Karesh says:
Something has gone dreadfully amiss here...
Oren Tyris says:
FLICK THE SWITCH AGAIN
Karesh says:
*flicks*
Anti-Nikose says:
There we are.
Lur, of the planet Omicron Persii Eight says:
WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING IN MY HOUSE
Anti-Nikose says:
...
Anti-Nikose says:
there must be a perfectly logical explaination for all this.
Anti-Nikose says:
We shall begin.
Anti-Nikose says:
By Running.
Anti-Nikose says:
*flee*

Anti-Nikose has left the conversation.

*insert witty name* says:
what in the name of hell
Proto Karesh says:
STEVE
Proto Karesh says:
FLICK THE SWITCH
Proto Karesh says:
AYE AYE *Flicks*

Anti-Nikose has been added to the conversation.

Proto Karesh says:
IT BEGINS
Nikose; FINAL FORM says:
TRULY
*insert witty name* says:
...
Proto Karesh says:
THIS TIME SHALL BE DIFFERENT
*insert witty name* says:
why do I fear all logic and sanity is gone
Proto Karesh says:
*flicks switch*
Nikose; FINAL FORM says:
WHERE WE ARE
Nikose; FINAL FORM says:
IS THE ABSENCE OF-
Nikki the Schoolgirl says:
I like teddy bears!
Nikki the Schoolgirl says:
Tee hee hee
Nikki the Schoolgirl says:
*prances*
Gamma Karesh says:
*Crashes onto the shore in a Viking ship*
Gamma Karesh says:
HOO-RAH
Nikki the Schoolgirl says:
...
Nikki the Schoolgirl says:
*Nikki flips the switch again*
Nikki the Schoolgirl says:
Brb potty

Viran Marr has been added to the conversation.

Nikki the Schoolgirl says:
((He needs to witness all this))
Ultra-Karesh says:
ZORDON
Ultra-Karesh says:
WE NEED THE MEGAZORD
*insert witty name* says:
what the deuce
Ultra-Karesh says:
SHUT UP AND FLIP THE SWITCH STEVE

Viran Marr has left the conversation.

Nikki the Schoolgirl says:
*flips the switch*
Zephyr, on the WINGS OF JUSTICE says:
...
Zephyr, on the WINGS OF JUSTICE says:
okay no. *flips it again*
Walrus Jamie says:
OH GOD
Walrus Jamie says:
OH GOD ADAM
Walrus Jamie says:
OH GOD ADAM HELP ME
Walrus Jamie says:
CALL THE DOCTOR
Adam says:
haha, sucks to be you.
Adam says:
*Flips the switch*
Giant Karesh eating Dinosaur says:
Rawr.
Captain Karesh, of the EDSS Dinosaur Killer says:
FIRE TORPEDO
Giant Karesh eating Dinosaur says:
..rawr?
Giant Karesh eating Dinosaur says:
*flips the switch with his tail*
Nikose says:
...
Nikose says:
Okay that was weird.
Karesh says:
Yeah.
Nikose says:
Let's NEVER do that again.
Karesh says:
Or we could do it again.
Nikose says:
...
*insert witty name* says:
...
Karesh says:
Right now.
Nikose says:
save all this.
Nikose says:
like right now, save it.
Karesh says:
*reaches to flip the switch*
Nikose says:
I lost too much of it.

[Major Blood]

KriekenZero is me.
The other guy is Mac.

Also, if you can get what this entire conversation is referencing then you win the internet.


KriekenZero says:
Tell me something..
*insert witty name* says:
k
KriekenZero says:
If you were looking to be the more powerful force, what would you rather be. A stonecutter cutting away at a mountain, or the supervisor who governs over the stonecutters?
*insert witty name* says:
The Stonecutter
KriekenZero says:
Oh? Why's that?
KriekenZero says:
*Poke*
*insert witty name* says:
Many stonecutters can over power a single supervisor
KriekenZero says:
But why would they do that?
KriekenZero says:
Lets say for instance...
KriekenZero says:
The Supervisor is a fair man. he pays you fairly for the work you do. Sure, he may be rich and powerful himself, but he's still a fair man.
*insert witty name* says:
ah now that is the conundrum
KriekenZero says:
But he is also a practical man. He answers to no one, so nobody can take his buisness away, nobody can fire him. One day he decides that you are a redundancy and fires you.
KriekenZero says:
Who's more powerful now?
*insert witty name* says:
he is
KriekenZero says:
So again, i'll ask, who would you rather be?
*insert witty name* says:
The Foreman
KriekenZero says:
You've made the wiser choice my friend.
KriekenZero says:
But lets consider something.
KriekenZero says:
The foreman is a powerful force to be sure, but can you think of anything more powerful? I can.
KriekenZero says:
The sun.
*insert witty name* says:
true
KriekenZero says:
The sun can dry up his water, he(and by extention, the stonecutters) all die of dehydration.
KriekenZero says:
The sun has the power to make food grow.
KriekenZero says:
The sun is vital to our very way of life.
*insert witty name* says:
very much so
KriekenZero says:
So let me ask you this.
KriekenZero says:
Would you rather be the foreman, or the sun?
*insert witty name* says:
The sun
KriekenZero says:
Again, you have made the wiser choice.
KriekenZero says:
But again, i can think of something more powerful than the sun, that is created as a direct result of the sun existing.
KriekenZero says:
Clouds.
*insert witty name* says:
for clouds cna block hte sun itself
KriekenZero says:
The sun evaporates water, which block out the sun.
KriekenZero says:
Negating everything the sun wants to do.
KriekenZero says:
So now, would you rather be the sun or the cloud?
*insert witty name* says:
the cloud
KriekenZero says:
Exactly what i would have picked.
KriekenZero says:
So now, you're a cloud high up in the sky.
KriekenZero says:
The earth rotates, and you're faced with a mountain.
KriekenZero says:
Well, you can just go higher up and go overtop of it right?
KriekenZero says:
Actually, no you can't.
KriekenZero says:
It's just a BIT too high for you to go over.
KriekenZero says:
So in this case, the mountain trumps the cloud.
*insert witty name* says:
then you need the stone cutter to cut the mountain
KriekenZero says:
So if it came down to to it, you'd rather be the mountain over the cloud yes?
*insert witty name* says:
yes
KriekenZero says:
Okay, so now you're the mountain.
KriekenZero says:
The sun cannot destroy you.
KriekenZero says:
The winds barely touch you.
KriekenZero says:
You cannot be destroyed.
KriekenZero says:
You are permanent.
*insert witty name* says:
no
KriekenZero says:
...except for the stonecutter cutting away at you.
*insert witty name* says:
the stonecutters can cut away
*insert witty name* says:
and tectonic forces can collapse you
KriekenZero says:
Oh dear, it seems we've created a paradox here haven't we?
*insert witty name* says:
no
KriekenZero says:
So the foreman is more powerful than the stonecutter, the sun more powerful than the foreman, the clouds more powerful than the sun, the mountain more powerful than the clouds, and the stonecutter more powerful than the mountain.
KriekenZero says:
And endless loop.
*insert witty name* says:
it is a Moebius strip
KriekenZero says:
Yes it is.
KriekenZero says:
Funny what we can think of with too much time on our hands eh?

[Thadius]

I am 'Reformed Murphyist'.

The other one is Mac.


*insert witty name* says:
I am fine.

*insert witty name* says:
I can make some decent backies for you.

*insert witty name* says:
Won't you let Mac make you a backie?

Reformed Murphyist says:
...*Eyetwitch*

Reformed Murphyist says:
That gets slightly more disturbing when I realize you're bi.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Don't blame me. It was innocent I tell you, innocent.

I need a drink.

[Major Blood]

Things are funny when taken out of context.

The other dude is Mac

~~~~~~

[22:21] MajorBlood: *Poke*
[22:22] I am Iron Man, nobody wants me, I just stare at the world: no
[22:22] I am Iron Man, nobody wants me, I just stare at the world: gimme a sex
[22:22] MajorBlood: *Sexes you up*
[22:22] I am Iron Man, nobody wants me, I just stare at the world: thanks Nikose
[22:22] MajorBlood: ^_^

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

For once a Wingwong with me not being well...being me

[19:41] *insert witty name*: Vegas Vegas Vegas Vegas
[19:42] Colin: Vegas Vegas Vegas?
[19:42] Colin: Vegas!
[19:42] *insert witty name*: Vegas Vegas Vegas Vegas =D
[19:42] Colin: VEGAS!?!?!
[19:42] Colin: VEGAAAAAAAAS!!!
[19:42] *insert witty name*: Vegas Vegas Vegas
[19:42] Colin: Vegas
[19:42] *insert witty name*: Vegas
[19:42] Colin: *Nod*
[19:42] Colin: Vegas vegas.
[19:42] *insert witty name*: *nod* Vegas Vegas
[19:43] Colin: Vegas vegas? Vegas.
[19:43] *insert witty name*: Vegas! Vegas Vegas Vegas
[19:43] Colin: Yeah, that's enough of that.
[19:43] *insert witty name*: yeah okay
[19:43] *insert witty name*: and that is a wing wong
[19:43] Colin: I'm totally going to wing wong that though.
[19:43] Colin: *Hivemind*
[19:44] *insert witty name*: get out of my mind man

[Mondt]

Messing with a bot.

God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
Surprised at your face!
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
...i am a man.
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
Indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
I'm glad we could reach such an agreement. The cities will rejoice when they hear of this pact. Let our words be the joys of a thousand peasants as their opression will soon end.
God:
Yes I am happy too, . Is that a fact. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Surprised at my face.

[Jeneralissimo]

Because there haven't been any convos between KP and myself for a while:

bellerussian (4:13:25 PM): *perch*
bellerussian (4:13:29 PM): *is happy quail*
Kneumatic Pnight (4:44:26 PM): =D
bellerussian (4:44:33 PM): hihi
Kneumatic Pnight (4:44:34 PM): I'M NOT
bellerussian (4:44:43 PM): you
bellerussian (4:44:49 PM): you're not a quail
bellerussian (4:44:51 PM): I can fix that
Kneumatic Pnight (4:44:53 PM): =3
Kneumatic Pnight (4:44:54 PM): D=
Kneumatic Pnight (4:45:25 PM): =3
bellerussian (4:46:04 PM): *turns KP into a quail*
bellerussian (4:46:15 PM): Are you happy now???
Kneumatic Pnight (4:46:40 PM): )=
Kneumatic Pnight (4:46:50 PM): NOW I KNOW HOW A PORK CHOP FEELS!
bellerussian (4:46:56 PM): XD
bellerussian (4:46:58 PM): you make no sense
Kneumatic Pnight (4:47:03 PM): I DON'T LIKE BEING FOOD
Kneumatic Pnight (4:47:11 PM): =D?
bellerussian (4:48:37 PM):
bellerussian (4:48:44 PM): alright, I will go nap, then
Kneumatic Pnight (4:48:59 PM): D=
bellerussian (4:49:21 PM): *unquails you*
Kneumatic Pnight (4:49:27 PM): =D
Kneumatic Pnight (4:49:31 PM): BUT DON'T LEAVE!
Kneumatic Pnight (4:49:35 PM): I'm bored.
bellerussian (4:49:35 PM): *turns you into a porkchop*
Kneumatic Pnight (4:49:37 PM): ...
Kneumatic Pnight (4:49:41 PM): Salty!
bellerussian (4:49:41 PM): hehehe
bellerussian (4:49:45 PM): *is so evil*
Kneumatic Pnight (4:50:05 PM): You are!
Kneumatic Pnight (4:50:11 PM): I'M TELLING EVERYONE!
Kneumatic Pnight (4:50:18 PM): AND THEN I WILL BE BURNED FOR HERESY!
Kneumatic Pnight (4:50:26 PM): But it will smell delicious.
Kneumatic Pnight (4:50:34 PM): *nod*

[Nikose Tyris]

TDK and Nikose.

pete_sheehan: Also, actually: No longer a virgin
Nikose Tyis: Left hand doesn't count.
pete_sheehan: Her name's shanee
Nikose Tyis: not even with the wig.
pete_sheehan: XD
pete_sheehan: No, like with a girl.
pete_sheehan: And everything
pete_sheehan: Fuck buddies. :3
Nikose Tyis: sister's shouldn't count, but I think they're debating that on NPF now.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Boekenwurm: THE SLUGS ARE HANGING FROM A BRANCH.\
Boekenwurm: AND THEY'RE CURLING THESE BIG BLUE THINGS AROUND THE OTHER
Boekenwurm: 'S BIG BLUE THING
Boekenwurm: IT'S WEIRD AS FUCKING HELL
Boekenwurm: ...
Boekenwurm: Kinda hot, though.
Boekenwurm: ...
TopHatAssassin: that's enough internet for you
Daimo Mac: wing wong

[TDK]

Faplet time!


*other conversation stuff, part of the past conversation is shown upon logging in to faplet*
Vault: because it seems to me, that if changing the character's personality by choices in battle would make the character seem inconsistent unless it's not a fairly important part of the game
*TDK enters faplet*
TDK: Penis.
bluestarultor: It would be a slow growth.
TDK: XD
bluestarultor: Okay, wow.
TDK: XDDD
TDK: WING WONGED

[bluestarultor]

Obviously, I'm not in this one. I was too busy laughing. XD


Boekenwyrm1: HAI LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Boekenwyrm1: *drools*
CelesJessa: Hi!
CelesJessa: is bookworm broken?
Boekenwyrm1: NO IM TOTAL FINE RIGHT
Vault: you may be right CJ
Boekenwyrm1: NAH LOLOLOLOLOL
Boekenwyrm1: UR WRON U COKCHESSE
CelesJessa: hmmm
TDK: ...Cock cheese?
CelesJessa: time to lobotomize
TDK: Should I get my kit?
CelesJessa: yes
Boekenwyrm1: KNOW NOT ZEH LOBOTOMY
TDK: I got my rifle!
CelesJessa: you know what you must do
TDK: "No, ma. He's my dawg"
Boekenwyrm1: I DUN WANA BEE OL YELLER
TDK: *EUTHANASIA*
Vault: but you have rabies, there's no choice here
TDK: He can't hear you.
TDK: His ears are six feet apart now.
Boekenwyrm1: TINK OF CONTIZUTIONS I CAN HAS MAK TO FIEKD O PARTICLE PHYSICS APPLIED TO STRING THEORY
TDK: YOUR SCIENCE IS FLAWED SHUT UP AND DIE
TDK: *BANG BANG BANG*
Vault: I can't even make sense of that
TDK: Contributions he can make to the field of particle physics applied to string theory
TDK: Which is stupid because string theory is a subschool of particle physics.
TDK: Or the theory of a subschool anyway.
Boekenwyrm1: AH JUS WANT TO BE LOVED.
Boekenwyrm1: I know that, thank you very much.
TDK: DIE.
Boekenwyrm1: That was kind of the joke.
TDK: *CURBSTOMP*
TDK: Duh.
Boekenwyrm1: Wow, you suck at this killing thing.
TDK: I KNOES I WAZ MAKINGS TEH IRONIES
TDK: ...
TDK: YOU SUNUFABITCH IT R TEH CONTAGIOUS
Boekenwyrm1: Way to murder grammar, TDK.
TDK: ...Yeah okay it hurts my brain to talk like that.
Boekenwyrm1: *I knows, I was making an ironic joke
Boekenwyrm1: You son of a bitch, it is contagious.
Boekenwyrm1: You're almost as bad as Christopher Paolini.
Boekenwyrm1: ZING
Vault: that's just mean
TDK: ...That's harsh, man.
Boekenwyrm1: If I had my way, Paolini would be stuck in Writer's Prison for the next hundred years.
Boekenwyrm1: Every day is spent in writing workshops, crewed by the greats.
Boekenwyrm1: Swift teaches the fine art of satire, and Tolkien teaches how to build an effective world.
Boekenwyrm1: Of course, if they can't live up to the standards, they are beaten with War and Peace.
CelesJessa: will he be with that stephany chick who made twilight?
Vault: I don't think I want them to meet
Boekenwyrm1: God yes.
CelesJessa: what if they breeded?
Vault: their babies would be...
Boekenwyrm1: Pfft.
Vault: I don't want to think about it

[Shyria Dracnoir]

This is what happens when I get off my lazy ass and try to actually contribute some art to the forum, only to realize my skills have been systematically eroding ever since I got out of school (mostly because it was stolen by Studio Art class). Throw in one evil overlord on the side....

Shyria says:
*Obtained: 1 Sketchbook!*
Reformed Murphyist says:
*Obtained: 1 Bored Cat on the monitor!*
Shyria says:
*sells you at the shop for 200 gil*
Reformed Murphyist says:
...*Steals everything in the shop, maims the owner, and is now sitting on your monitor with a bag of loot and an angry face*
Shyria says:
*keeps sketchin*
Reformed Murphyist says:
*Obtained: 1 Angry Cat*
Shyria says:
*Synthesize with: Chocolate-Covered Expresso Beans?* [Yes] [No]........"[Yes]"
Reformed Murphyist says:
*Obtained: 1 hole in the universe!*
Shyria says:
*Still Missing: Shyria's Art Skills*
Reformed Murphyist says:*Comes back from beyond the universe holding a sphere*
Reformed Murphyist says:
*Obtained: 1 unbreakable sphere that has your art skills!*
Shyria says:
......Aaaand how do we get them out?
Reformed Murphyist says:
I dunno.
Shyria says:
*goes back to drawing*
Reformed Murphyist says:
...*Beans you over the head with the orb*
Shyria says:
x.=.X *is now unconcious and the orb still isnt open*
Reformed Murphyist says:
That's it, I'm out of ideas.
Shyria says:
x.=.x
Reformed Murphyist says:
...*Goes off to raid the frig*
Reformed Murphyist says:
...*Poke. Poke poke*
Shyria says:
myeeeeh *is still workin on part of mac's trade*
...
Shyria says:
man, the art director of Chrono Trigger would be rolling in his grave if he saw me trying to redraw his stuff here.....unless he
Shyria says:
*he's still alive, then he'd suffer a fatal heart attack and THEN roll in his grave
Shyria says:
Krylo would then procede to stab his own eyes out (again)
Shyria says:
Then you'd go ahead and bring back the both of them as zombies
Reformed Murphyist says:
Yup!
Shyria says:
*has a sudden urge to wing-wong this, but doubts that its actual hilarity levels justify it*
Reformed Murphyist says:
Unless you contemplate the quality of the art the zombified art director could produce.
Shyria says:
hmmmm.......
Shyria says:
itd be interesting. A bit smelly, probably with bits of flaked off flesh clinging to the page, but interesting nontheless
Shyria says:
*goes on to ponder how to turn a skull into a zombie*
Reformed Murphyist says:
I'm pretty sure we'd need his BRAIN, and he probably lost that a while ago.
Shyria says:
Careful, he does have a modhammer.....I have no idea how he USES the modhammer either, but its there

EDIT: Forgot some stuff!

Reformed Murphyist says:
...*Taunt. Taunt taunt*
Shyria says:
.....you do realize i said kitteh was allowed over?
Reformed Murphyist says:
Kitteh is just feeling evil today.
Shyria says:
-.=.- and today is special, because?
Reformed Murphyist says:
I dunno, I think it's the bunny slippers finally getting to me. (Autours Nose: Thad's aunt gave him a pair of Monty Python killer rabbit bunny slippers. Go figure)
Shyria says:
you did analyze them for brainwashing capabilities, right?
Reformed Murphyist says:
...y'know, I KNEW I was forgetting something.
Shyria says:
I warned you after that incident with the flannel socks last year!
Reformed Murphyist says:
How was I supposed to know Loyal hid a mini-transmitter in them?!
Shyria says:
I dont know, you're the evil genius!
Reformed Murphyist says:
Okay, that was hilarous and random, even for us.
Shyria says:
But mostly just for me, you do crazy crap like this all the time

[bluestarultor]

What's a guy gotta do to get chiptunes? Apparently a lot of pulling teeth. XD


Khael!: [dl.getdropbox.com]
bluestarultor: Aaaand, we're back to real drums. DX
Khael!: what>? no actually we're not.
bluestarultor: Eh?
bluestarultor: Really?
Khael!: He's just clever at using white noise.
Khael!: is it the base?
Khael!: one of them's got a bit of fade on it.
bluestarultor: I thought he was using real snares... >>;
Khael!: Aha XD
Khael!: nope! My brother is just good at what he does.
bluestarultor: Maybe pull back on the noise fade?
Rhiya Ravenwing: D=
Khael!: Hmm.
Khael!: He says he could "dumb it down" further if you REALLY wanted.
bluestarultor: Maybe if I showed him some art?
Khael!: but then he went to get something to drink.
Khael!: ?
bluestarultor: This is supposed to be pretty darn dumb.
Khael!: funny how it's just the percussion.
bluestarultor: Show him this: [forum.nuklearpower.com]
Khael!: is it all the percussion sounding too real this time, or just one in particular?
bluestarultor: I'm looking for good and dumb. XD
bluestarultor: He's only supposed to have 1 percussion track!
Khael!: wait.
Khael!: I don't know how many tracks there are in this one, I just know I hear a base drum, a snare, and maybe another drum in that beat.
Khael!: He's understanding what you mean, and wants to point out that in say, a midi, the drum kit within a channel will contain far more than one sound.
bluestarultor: Ummm...
Khael!: he's still got one track for percussion.
Khael!: I believe.
bluestarultor: Okay, this is going to take some doing.
Khael!: He's not responding, opting instead to play a sound clip of his singing bad tunes saying "meow"
bluestarultor: Have him listen to some classic Mega Man 8-bit tunes.
bluestarultor: Tell him that's what I'm looking for instrument-wise.
Khael!: he has. He knows. and they're all midi. and they all do the drumkit thing that he just said.
bluestarultor: No, they use noise.
Khael!: do you want one sound playing role of base, hi-hat and all the other drums.
bluestarultor: ...
Khael!: jim did too.
bluestarultor: *sigh*
bluestarultor: I'm looking for incredibly simple.
Khael!: okay at end of day, will it affect the sound too much?
bluestarultor: That's why I limited the channels.
bluestarultor: Yes.
bluestarultor: I'm looking for a sound of music before there were even sound cards.
bluestarultor: 5 total channels would have made the technology I'm looking to copy explode.
bluestarultor: Violently.
Khael!: I thought so.
bluestarultor: In a flash of green fire.
Khael!: he says "I'm not that old"
bluestarultor: XD
Khael!: XD
Khael!: okay, it appears he has seven channels total.
bluestarultor: >.<;;;
Khael!: for that last one.
bluestarultor: Did you show him the sprites?
Khael!: well I think he only needed two for the main melody.
Khael!: yes to showing sprites.
bluestarultor: So he knows how old this is supposed to look?
Khael!: so like original Pitfall.
bluestarultor: Maybe.
bluestarultor: I never played it.
Khael!: yes, and considering this is his first real attempt at making something that doesn't sound like it belongs on the dance floor... XD
Khael!: original pitfall's the ones with... wait, I think it's got less colours than yours.
Khael!: nes?
Khael!: is NES close?
42: Hey
Rhiya Ravenwing: ZOMG IT'S FORTY TOO!
42: NO WAI
bluestarultor: CLose, yes.
Khael!: Aw God.
42: Break just ended
42: I'm back in the box =(
Khael!: Not the box!
42: It is what I call my room
42: My room is a cubicle with a roof and bed
Khael!: hah
Rhiya Ravenwing: XD
Khael!: sounds kinda like solitary confinement
Rhiya Ravenwing: i'm tossing up between TF2 and L4D after work today
Khael!: Jim's working on simplifying that percussion for ya.
Khael!: oh! apparently the whole thing is now four channels.
Khael!: he'll have it up in a second.
Khael!: okay, it's up.
Khael!: hopefully no more brick walls. DX
Khael!: https://dl.getdropbox.com/u/347449/NotSoGodAwful.mp3
Khael!: [dl.getdropbox.com]
Khael!: augh forgot about that "s" there
bluestarultor: PERFECT!
bluestarultor: Wait, what the fuck?
bluestarultor: Meow?
Khael!: XD
bluestarultor: ... -.-;
Khael!: it's something he does.
Khael!: sorry, I'm laughing too hard atm
TDK: XD
TDK: wtf
Khael!: That's Jim for ya.
Khael!: he no doubt has the proper version ready to go.
TDK: ...your brother is awesome
Khael!: yeah
bluestarultor: This would be annoying if it weren't so amusing.
Khael!: okay, real version is up, devoid of meows.
Khael!: no woof's either.
bluestarultor: Wing-wonging this, by the way.
Khael!: Awesome.

[Khael!]

Khael!: ... CJ?
Khael!: Did you channel Fifth into the ice cream thread?
bluestarultor: Sent the blocking.
CelesJessa: yes?
CelesJessa: uh
CelesJessa: I
CelesJessa: may have been possessed.
Khael!: I either love you or am Fucking terrified.
Khael!: I honestly can't tell which it is.
CelesJessa: I will accept either!
CelesJessa: as long as it causes obedience
bluestarultor: XD
Khael!: ah, I see the message.
bluestarultor: CJ!
Khael!: Obedience?
CelesJessa: yes?
Khael!: Oh pshaw, I'm already housetrained you goof.
bluestarultor: XD
Khael!: Ahh, I see what you meant by that high angle now. Wonderful!
bluestarultor: Besides, you missed Fifth-dom.
CelesJessa: Did I?
bluestarultor: You have a typo. Develop has no E on the end.
CelesJessa: dang
Khael!: brb
CelesJessa: I fixed it
bluestarultor: I long for the day I am able to type in cyan and everyone will pay attention.
bluestarultor: Wait, what?
bluestarultor: CJ? MODDED?
bluestarultor: Or is this some sort of joke by Fifth?
bluestarultor: I could totally see him bolding your name to fit. XD
Khael!: If I was a mod my colour for rule-doling would have to be white.
bluestarultor: Mine would be cyan.
CelesJessa: merry Christmas blue
bluestarultor: Eh?
Khael!: Wait, mine'd just be greener. >.<
bluestarultor: ZOMG!
Khael!: holy what for real!?
bluestarultor: CJ! A MOD!
* Khael! is on fire.
bluestarultor: ... I really hope I eventually get my blue name back.
bluestarultor: I never really asked for it, but it would look strange in white now.
bluestarultor: Seriously, though, Ceej, when did this happen?
Khael!: just now.
Khael!: and I'll be back in a sec when I stop freaking out due to there being a mod on yaplet.
bluestarultor: Fifth seems somewhat unhappy.
bluestarultor: Or maybe he's really not.
CelesJessa: A little while ago
CelesJessa: not very long ago
bluestarultor: I take it all the bannings are fake?
bluestarultor: Hopefully?
CelesJessa: unfortunately I can't ban fifth
bluestarultor: Is there, like, an option for that?
bluestarultor: Nah, he's higher up.
CelesJessa: ah hah!
CelesJessa: it worked
bluestarultor: Although he might be convinced to ban himself.
bluestarultor: OMG!
Khael!: ???
Khael!: quick, trap Fifthfiend with his own logic!
bluestarultor: CJ fake-banned Fifth. XD
Khael!: YESS
Khael!: if I say whichever ice cream you like is the best one, do I get to live longer?
CelesJessa: perhaps
CelesJessa: if I am feeling charitable
Khael!: Hurrah!
Khael!: What kind is it.
Khael!: XD
CelesJessa: psh I'm not telling
Khael!: DAMMIT D:
Khael!: hah, nice sig
Khael!: This is the coolest thing I've ever skipped sleeping properly for
Khael!: (can't stop laughing)
CelesJessa: mua ha ha
Khael!: you made POS quit!
CelesJessa: my slow internet impedes my conquest
Khael!: I don't have to kill David Bowie to be more awesome anymore! Joy!
Khael!: Pure unadulterated Joy!
CelesJessa: it's hard to keep up
CelesJessa: my computer is slow
Khael!: DX
Khael!: I'd offer to mod it up in your stead but even I know that's a Bad Idea.
Khael!: the awesome is too thick to fit through those tubes.
Khael!: That's why you're lagging.

[Thadius]

Dear lord, I don't know how this happened, but I'm glad I went with it.

Superman: The EVIL one?
Khael!: Superman!
Superman: Ware, evil!
Superman: Superman will always prevail!
Khael!: Heh.
* Superman strikes a heroic pose *
Thadius: Wait, what? I wasn't scheduled to be thwarted until next week.
Khael!: Lex Luthor had an appointment elsewhere.
Khael!: He rescheduled, didn't you get the memo?
Superman: Braniac was busy too.
Thadius: Naw, and my laser won't get the nuclear fuel rods until Thursday.
Khael!: Right!
Superman: I sent you a tweet and an email. Didn't you get them?
Thadius: And the cameras won't arrive until Friday.
Superman: Oh.
Superman: Sorry.
Superman: I can go team up with Batman for a little while.
Thadius: Can you come back Friday? That way we can catch it on film at least.
Khael!: An understandable error I'm sure.
Superman: Sure.
Khael!: That antisocial?
Superman: Of course.
Thadius: Thanks.
Superman: Want the address of my girlfriend for maximum drama?
Thadius: Naw, I figure world hostage is good enough.
Khael!: Heh, considerate as always.
Thadius: I mean, your girlfriend does live on Earth, yes?
Superman: Yeah, but the PERSONAL adds that bit of zing that makes a good thwarting just right.
Superman: Yeah, but when you have her chained to the barrel of the laser, it's just so much more apparent.
Thadius: Mm. True, true. Well, tell ya what. You leave the address with the secretary, and if I can spare a minion to kidnap her, I'll go ahead and do it.
Superman: Ahkay. I'll get Clark Kent to arrange it.
Thadius: Thanks. 3:00 good for you?
Superman: Sounds good.
Thadius: Great, I'll just push the budget meeting back an hour.
Superman: Mind giving me some tips on what your evil monologue will be about? So I can think up some A-grade zingers?
Khael!: Will this fight be on youtube?
Thadius: Meh, I usually don't make up speeches. I read the evil overlord list, y'know.
Khael!: ...Assuming those cameras arrive on time?
Superman: Probably.
Khael!: Wonderful!
Superman: The minions are always leaking stuff.
Thadius: Plus if you want to get some pointers on mid-combat zingers, I'd suggest talking to Spiderman.
Khael!: Heh, those minions.
Superman: Yeah. :D
Thadius: Now if you'll pardon me, I do have to patch up the hole in the roof you made when you came in.
Superman: Oh, the evil overlord list, right.
Thadius: Plus, I have to threaten UPS so my delivery gets here on time.
Khael!: I can do that.
Thadius: Khael, please escort Superman out of the base.
Superman: Y'know, ever since that came out, there's been a 75% increase in supervillain getaways.
Khael!: Done
Superman: I can show myself out, but thanks.
* Superman flies out through the ceiling *

[Nikose Tyris]

Bobbey: I'm sorry, I just wrote "Balls" with beavers on your glass.


BEST. SENTENCE. EVER.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Me and Thad discussing how best to deal with rabid Twilighters

Reformed Murphyist says:
Okay, we need to find the rabid fans and put them down for their health.
Shyria says:
Or maybe feed them to him? http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Orlock.jpg He always seemed cool to me
Shyria says:
That and he has the advantage of actually LOOKING like an undead blood-sucking horror
Shyria says:
And he can summon hordes of plague rats
Reformed Murphyist says:
No, see, it's more like adding cholrine to the gene pool. Only in this case it's fire. Carefully aimed fire.
Shyria says:
.....maybe get him to summon the rats and set the rats on fire?
Reformed Murphyist says:
There is no problem that cannot be solved by careful application of high-end explosives.
Shyria says:
Or a ravenous army of plague ridden suicide bombing rats that also happen to be on fire
Reformed Murphyist says:
The trick is not being on the same contient as the explosives.
Reformed Murphyist says:
Mainly because that's how powerful the explosives are.
Reformed Murphyist says:
But if they AREN'T that powerful, then the other part of the trick is so that you aren't caught.
Shyria says:
That is what the Deathwish is for
Shyria says:
Should we be writing all this down?
Reformed Murphyist says:
Oh, did you try my latest batch of coffee yet?
Reformed Murphyist says:
I promise no negative side effects shall occur.
Shyria says:
*bleech* I'd rather throw a pot on the fanbrats. A few centuries stranded outside the multiverse in the void between voids would do everyone a favor
Reformed Murphyist says:
Hmm. I did mention that we now offer creamer and sugar attachments, yes?
Reformed Murphyist says:
They function similarly to the pot itself.
Reformed Murphyist says:
I mean, you couldn't expect NORMAL sugar to be able to sweeten this stuff.
Reformed Murphyist says:
That's just crazy.
Reformed Murphyist says:
*Offers you the pot so that you can preset what you'd like in a cup of coffee*
Shyria says:
.....*notices her old "Bunnicula" book on her shelf*.......*looks over at the killer rabbit bunny slippers*.....*heads off to the genetics lab*
Reformed Murphyist says:
Hmmph, I fail to see why you won't try some of the coffee. I mean, I'm caffeine hyper-sensitive, and I don't explode by drinking this stuff.
Shyria says:
*takes a cup down with her if only to get you to stop pestering her*
Reformed Murphyist says:
*Drinks some himself and vanishes*
Shyria says:
*Finishes crossbreeding the bunny-vampire with the bunny mass-murderer* Sure, they only rip the heads off vegetables at the moment, but considering the average IQ of a fanbrat, they probably wouldn't notice the difference anyways
Reformed Murphyist says:
...Heh. You DID remember to include an intensity knob, right?
Reformed Murphyist says:
So that you could turn DOWN the murder if you needed to?
Shyria says:
Yes yes, I've learned my lesson since the incident in Florence...
Reformed Murphyist says:
Oh good. *Goes off to turn UP the murderous rampage past the 'Bun-Bun' level*
Shyria says:
*Offers Bunnicula some alfalfa hay juice and the killer rabbit some leg-of-Loyal*
Shyria says:
It seems your abusive tendencies regarding him are contagious
Reformed Murphyist says:
Can ya blame me?
Reformed Murphyist says:
...Don't answer that seriously.
Shyria says:
In all seriousness, and silliness: yes and yes
Reformed Murphyist says:
Now see, what I would have done to maximize their potential for slaughter would be to offer them leg of telemarketer.
Shyria says:
Yes, but "leg-of-Loyal" just worked better with the alliteration
Shyria says:
To each his own
Shyria says:
Oh and by the way, wing wonged
Reformed Murphyist says:
No it isn't, I'm looking at it right now!
Shyria says:
Well, i suppose i should have said, "Soon-to-be-wing-wonged-once-I-finish-formatting-the-darn-thing"

[Loyal]

Would you two at least have the decency to do these horrible things to my face (figuratively speaking) so I can properly chastise you for them!

[Thadius]

...Then what would be the point of doing them in the first place?

[Shyria Dracnoir]

That, and Thadius already fed the rest of you to a black hole

[Loyal]

AXOren123 (10:55:27 PM): Can you read a line of code for me?
loyal2nes (10:55:51 PM): I hope so.
AXOren123 (10:56:10 PM): ((new Game()).isLosable()) ? Game theGame = new Game(this.newGame()) : theGame.reloadTheGame(this.theGame());
loyal2nes (10:56:21 PM): Cute.
loyal2nes (10:56:31 PM): Very charming
AXOren123 (10:56:35 PM): :P

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

[18:55] DaTripleT03: The 16 bit era RPG's are like a fine wine, they get better with age
[18:56] pyrosnine: They do!
[18:56] pyrosnine: Because they can be sipped, sipped and rolled about the tongue!
[18:56] DaTripleT03: mmhmm
[18:56] pyrosnine: Not stuffed down your throat with a buffet.
[18:56] DaTripleT03: pleases the sences
[18:56] pyrosnine: Indeed!
[18:56] DaTripleT03: RPG's these days
[18:56] DaTripleT03: too much pizazz
[18:56] pyrosnine: I may quote you and some of this chat for something in the future.
[19:00] DaTripleT03: do it
[19:00] DaTripleT03: infact

[Kerensky287]

Mac is "insert witty name".

*insert witty name* says:
All in all it is a good game with some minor, yet noticeable problems. If you want a huge world with an amazing attention to detail, go with Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion or Fallout 3. If you want a fun quirky game with good humour and a decent story, pick up Fable 2.

Alex - Sid Meier and John Romero present Civilization.... OF THE DEAD. says:
thanks for the recommendation...?

*insert witty name* says:
that's how I ended my review on Fable 2

*insert witty name* says:
thoug, the final boss is a fucking joke

Alex - Sid Meier and John Romero present Civilization.... OF THE DEAD. says:
oh, like FF6?

*insert witty name* says:
no

*insert witty name* says:
one shot

Alex - Sid Meier and John Romero present Civilization.... OF THE DEAD. says:
oh

*insert witty name* says:
one fucking shot from my gin and he died

Alex - Sid Meier and John Romero present Civilization.... OF THE DEAD. says:
okay that typo made the sentence VERY different

Alex - Sid Meier and John Romero present Civilization.... OF THE DEAD. says:
wing wong this

*insert witty name* says:
no u

Alex - Sid Meier and John Romero present Civilization.... OF THE DEAD. says:
....lazy bastard

[Major Blood]

KriekenZero - Me

[16:49] *insert witty name*: so...did I telly uo I finihsed Fable 2
[16:49] KriekenZero: You didn't.
[16:50] *insert witty name*: i finished the game
[16:50] KriekenZero: OH MY GOD NO WAY I TOTALLY DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING

[TDK]

Khael and I really just shouldn't be allowed to talk. It results in too much madness.

[20:18] nichael.hawkins: hmm, I've run into another problem with the paints.
[20:18] nichael.hawkins: I don't have room to computer and paint anyhow, my table's full
[20:18] Pete_Sheehan: Heh. Computer is a verb.
[20:18] nichael.hawkins: yup.
[20:18] nichael.hawkins: Because if this language is gonna be screwed up, it needs to go all-out
[20:19] Pete_Sheehan: XD
[20:19] nichael.hawkins: Lolcats is a large leg ahead of me in that race.
[20:20] Pete_Sheehan: Heh
[20:20] Pete_Sheehan: Did I tell you I bought a lolcats BOOK?
[20:20] nichael.hawkins: wait when did this happen.
[20:20] Pete_Sheehan: Its literally just filled with some of the most famous lolcats. Got it at waldenbooks. Its called I can has cheezburger, by the makers of the site.
[20:20] nichael.hawkins: Oh god, it's spread beyond the web.
[20:20] Pete_Sheehan: Paula's borrowing it atm.
[20:21] nichael.hawkins: It's like watching the atom bomb reach critical mass.
[20:21] nichael.hawkins: shiny, but you know it's just gonna be everywhere for the next hundred years!
[20:21] Pete_Sheehan: That isn't how atom bombs work at ALL.
[20:21] nichael.hawkins: Shhh.
[20:21] Pete_Sheehan: XD
[20:21] nichael.hawkins: Cats don't talk either
[20:21] nichael.hawkins: OHO!
[20:21] nichael.hawkins: WHO IS HAVING OF THE SMART NOW!
[20:21] Pete_Sheehan: XD
[20:22] Pete_Sheehan: This is getting wing wonged.

[Inbred Chocobo]

Chatting with me girlfriend but I figured this needed to be read by ya'll.

inbredchoc: ah
wollfiegirl: random thought
wollfiegirl: animals masterbate
inbredchoc: haha
wollfiegirl: thats what me and my friend 1st started talking about at 6am
wollfiegirl: did u know that they did that?
inbredchoc: well, no
inbredchoc: but it isn't too surprising when you think about it
wollfiegirl: then we talked about my boobs
inbredchoc: they are nice and the subject of many conversations
wollfiegirl: /facepalm
inbredchoc: haha
wollfiegirl: we talked about how they ARE getting bigger and that if i got pregnant if i could shot milk from them
wollfiegirl: with my boob control
wollfiegirl: muscles
wollfiegirl: lol
inbredchoc: haha
wollfiegirl: thats it?
inbredchoc: no, I have more to say on the subject
inbredchoc: sheesh
inbredchoc: rushing me
inbredchoc: I'm getting to it
wollfiegirl: first time i have ever seen her facepalm
inbredchoc: I'm now curious about how far you could shoot milk with your boobs
inbredchoc: would it just shoot like a couple inches, or maybe a few feet?
wollfiegirl: thats horrible
inbredchoc: Could you learn to aim and shoot people in the face as they walk into the room
wollfiegirl: i dont think its possible
inbredchoc: facefull of breast milk!
wollfiegirl: but i would be the idiot to try
wollfiegirl: this is the worst conversation i have ever had
inbredchoc: Well, you can shot spit like venom
inbredchoc: why couldn't you do the same with breast milk
inbredchoc: You could feed the baby from across the room!
wollfiegirl: O_O"

[CelesJessa]

Of lipstick and butthair.


Greed: Red hair.
Mumu: We could shave
Mumu: Wait, what?
Greed: NEVER
Mumu: Red leg hair?
Khael!: hair for legs on me too. probably not as badly, but still.
Greed: All my hair's red.
...
Mumu: Oh god
Mumu: OH GOD
Mumu: GREED'S BUTT IS RED!
Khael!: Pfft.
Greed: I haven't seen but I assume so.
Khael!: For a dude Noncon does lipstick better than anyone I've seen. And my friends watch Rocky Hohhor every year.
Khael!: *horror
Mumu: You got no mirrors greed?
NonCon: I love Rocky Horror
NonCon: It all comes from practice
CelesJessa: I think you need some less bright lipstick
CelesJessa: more neutral colors
Greed: Yes, but I've never had the urge to use it to check the colour of my ass hair.
Khael!: Hahaha
Mumu: Oh
Khael!: I choose the bestest times to come in and say hi
Greed: Wait you seemd confident of that.
Khael!: In some countries we might all be married now.
Greed: Have you Mumu?
CelesJessa: that's the color of lipstick that you'd have to wear on stage for a dance recital
Khael!: XD
Mumu: Of course
Khael!: agree.
NonCon: It's just the lipstick my friends got me for my birthday.
Mumu: How would I know if I got a nice rear or not
NonCon: I'll keep that in mind if I go makeup shopping myself sometime.
Khael!: Heh.
CelesJessa: remember! Natural is better!
Mumu: Okay, this is getting creepy
CelesJessa: unless you're going on stage
Khael!: agree.
Mumu: No more talking about- what the hell CJ?
Khael!: agree with CJ too.
CelesJessa: what?
Mumu: What the hell too khael
Mumu: I DON'T WANT TO KNOW
CelesJessa: I'M JUST GIVING ADVICE!
Mumu: STOP TALKING ABOUT THE HAIRS ON YOUR BODY
Khael!: I DONT KNOW
Greed: .....
CelesJessa: I was talking about make up
CelesJessa: not hair
Mumu: STOP
Khael!: I just understand colours for makeup it's just the same for art!
Greed: They were talking about NC's makeup.
Mumu: oh
Khael!: I have girl characters and they need to look pretty.
Khael!:
Greed: Mumu's touchy bout his ass hair.
Khael!: XDD
Mumu: okay
Mumu: I thought it was still about butthair
CelesJessa: hah that would be really weird in that context
Greed: Reminds me of an episode of Father Ted.
Khael!: nope, stage makeup.
Khael!: for faces.
Mumu: I thought it was strange, CJ talking about shaving the butt for the stage
CelesJessa: XD
CelesJessa: no
Khael!: WHAT!? AHAHAHA
NonCon: That would be the worst thing ever
Khael!: Hold on, you just killed me with laughter there
NonCon: What the hell kind of play is that?
Mumu: not*
Greed: Equus?
Mumu: I'm talking about hair, she comes and says that natural is better
Khael!: maybe for Equus
Mumu: What else could I assume?


Disasters of two conversations going on at once.

[Fenris]

~snip~

All I have to say on the matter is that a Chocobo/Wolf relationship will only lead to blood, tears, and PETA protests.

[Kerensky287]

Alex - YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL COWBELL says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27lmOEa-VM0&feature=related

Alex - YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL COWBELL says:
YES

Alex - YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL COWBELL says:
I smell a MOD OPPORTUNITY

Ryong says:
Whut.

Alex - YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL COWBELL says:
well

Alex - YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL COWBELL says:
take Megaman

Alex - YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL COWBELL says:
or Megaman 2

Alex - YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL COWBELL says:
set this as the BGM

Alex - YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL COWBELL says:
do some palette swaps, and make Megaman fire drills

Alex - YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL COWBELL says:
et voila!

Ryong says:
Fire drills?

Alex - YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL COWBELL says:
magic!

Alex - YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL COWBELL says:
yeah

Ryong says:
That's retarded.

Alex - YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL COWBELL says:
he shoots drills AWHAT

Ryong says:
Who the fuck would fire drills?

Alex - YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL COWBELL says:
WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM would fire drills

Ryong says:
No, shush.

Alex - YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL COWBELL says:
I want to wing wong this, brb

[Zilla]

Alex - YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL COWBELL says:
WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM would fire drills

QFT.

The concept still seems a little flawed though, Gurren Laggann would be so difficult to make into a video game :/.

Additionally, IC's convo is the most disturbing I have read... ever.

Edit: Loyal... That was painful.

namespace neighborhood.
{
bool somethingstrange;
}

void bustin (void)
{
int me;
int feelgood;
me = feelgood;
}

void ghostbusters (void)
{
bustin();
}

int main (void)
{

using namespace neighborhood;

if (neighborhood.somethingstrange == true)
Ghostbusters();
return 0;
}

Who ya gonna call?

[POS Industries]

Ryong says:
Who the fuck would fire drills?
Who, indeed? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0c6wa-KJCg&fmt=18)

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

[20:36] *insert witty name*: i was hoping a dynamic epic movie series
[20:36] *insert witty name*: where we yadda yadda and become immortals ourselves
[20:36] Colin: I'm not that good of a machinimator.
[20:36] *insert witty name*: but you can
[20:37] *insert witty name*: it will be your machinima that will pierce the heavens
[20:37] Colin: Well, we can at least make the movie one we hit level 80 or so.
[20:37] *insert witty name*: okay
[20:38] *insert witty name*: did you ever see part of my movie?
[20:38] Colin: It's funny how pumped you get to do something once you mention the possibility of making movies or comics or whatever through said medium.
[20:38] *insert witty name*: I am an artist
[20:38] *insert witty name*: my mind is a cauldron of creativity. The world is my canvas
[20:39] *insert witty name*: and I intend to use it
[20:39] Colin: Wow. That's quotable.

[Thadius]

Thadius: For some reason, Leopard-print-Snake is more effective than Camo-Snake. I can't explain it.
Mauve: Hahahaha. It's the power of the horrible outfit. It's so bad, it becomes a physical force.
Thadius: God help us if there is a Plaid-Snake.
Mauve: Paisley-Snake would be pretty bad too.
Thadius: Women's-Underwear-Snake would be like the A-Bomb.
Thadius: ...You're bleaching your brain right now, aren't you?
Mauve: ......Yes. Yes I am.
Mauve: Jerk.

[Mondt]

http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii97/Vault_of_Thrones/clientinyoclient.gif

/fail at real name blacking out

Edit: Vault is messing with his photobucket.

:O

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

[14:46] KareshXVIII: YOU GAVE ME HICCUPS DAMN YOU
[14:46] Rhiya Ravenwing: i did?!
[14:47] KareshXVIII: APPARENTLY
[14:47] Rhiya Ravenwing: MWAHAHAHAHAHAAA
[14:47] KareshXVIII: I MUST PLAY TF2 NOW
[14:48] Rhiya Ravenwing: ZOMG I PLAY IT TOO
[14:48] KareshXVIII: GASP
[14:48] Rhiya Ravenwing: BUT YOU LIVE TOO FAR AWAY
[14:48] Rhiya Ravenwing: DAMN YOU
[14:48] KareshXVIII: WAT
[14:48] KareshXVIII: THERES LIKE
[14:48] Rhiya Ravenwing: AND YOUR ABISMALLY HIGH PING
[14:48] KareshXVIII: ONLINE FOR IT
[14:48] KareshXVIII: DISTANCE MEANS NOTHING
[14:48] Rhiya Ravenwing: I MEAN'T THE PING
[14:48] KareshXVIII: UNLESS LIKE
[14:48] Rhiya Ravenwing: UNLESS YOU GO ON INTERNODE
[14:48] KareshXVIII: YOU'RE IN FUCKING CHINA OR SOMETHING
[14:48] Rhiya Ravenwing: I'M IN FUCKING AUSTRALIA OR SOMETHING!
[14:49] Rhiya Ravenwing: D=
[14:49] KareshXVIII: AUSTRALIA?
[14:49] KareshXVIII: WHERE IS THAT IN RELATION TO MARS?

[Victus]

I'm EclipseBcb, Nikose is....well, Nikose.

Start of nikosetyris1 buffer: Sat Jan 24 22:03:14 2009
[22:01] EclipseBcb: *poke*
[22:01] nikosetyris1: OH FUCKING CHRIST MY EYE
[22:01] EclipseBcb: XD
[22:01] *** You have been disconnected. Sat Jan 24 22:01:51 2009.
[22:01] *** You are currently disconnected. Messages will not be received.
[22:01] *** "nikosetyris1" signed on at Sat Jan 24 22:01:59 2009.
[22:01] nikosetyris1: YOU GOD DAMN MONSTER NOW I'M BLIND IN BOTH [Offline Message (Sat Jan 24 22:01:59 2009)]
[22:02] EclipseBcb: fark, I hate wifi so badly
[22:02] EclipseBcb: Oh hey, I posted this in your mafia thread, but I'll be gone until about Friday
[22:02] nikosetyris1: I saw, I understand.
[22:02] EclipseBcb: :P
[22:02] EclipseBcb: Danke :P
[22:02] nikosetyris1: *KILLS THE FUCK OUT OF YOU TONIGHT*
[22:02] nikosetyris1: what I mean
[22:02] EclipseBcb: D:
[22:02] EclipseBcb: XD
[22:02] nikosetyris1: *smokes a cigarette*
[22:02] EclipseBcb: I should wing wong that
[22:02] EclipseBcb: XD
End of nikosetyris1 buffer: Sat Jan 24 22:03:14 2009

[Kerensky287]

Alex - Do you know the best thing about magic? EVERYTHING. says:
so the onion kid = sarda post was almost 5 months ago

Alex - Do you know the best thing about magic? EVERYTHING. says:
september 2, 2008

*insert witty name* says:
okay

Alex - Do you know the best thing about magic? EVERYTHING. says:
woo!

*insert witty name* says:
i should post even though I told you

Alex - Do you know the best thing about magic? EVERYTHING. says:
told me what

*insert witty name* says:
that OK was Sarda

*insert witty name* says:
and you stole my theory

Alex - Do you know the best thing about magic? EVERYTHING. says:
lol

Alex - Do you know the best thing about magic? EVERYTHING. says:
except that you'd be lying

*insert witty name* says:
you know I would do that

Alex - Do you know the best thing about magic? EVERYTHING. says:
and why would you do that?

*insert witty name* says:
cause I am a fucking asshole that's why

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

It's Blood and I. Blood being stupid as usual. Totally Kidding dude.

[17:02] Colin: I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
[17:02] *insert witty name*: you're gay
[17:02] *insert witty name*: congratulations
[17:02] Colin: NO.
[17:02] Colin: THAT'S NOT IT.
[17:02] *insert witty name*: umm
[17:02] *insert witty name*: you have a girlfriend
[17:02] Colin: YOU ALLREADY KNEW THAT
[17:03] *insert witty name*: you are gonna be a daddy
[17:03] Colin: NO
[17:03] *insert witty name*: umm
[17:03] *insert witty name*: you are gonna move to Alberta and be my awesome roomie
[17:03] Colin: BETTER IDEA
[17:04] Colin: MOVE TO BC.
[17:04] *insert witty name*: no
[17:04] *insert witty name*: I have it good out here
[17:04] *insert witty name*: remember Vegas Baby Vegas
[17:04] Colin: VEGAS BABY, VEGAS!
[17:05] *insert witty name*: what's the announce,ent
[17:05] Colin: BUT YOU'RE DISTRACTING FROM MY ANNOUNCEMENT.
[17:05] Colin: AN ANNOUNCEMENT FOR THE AGES
[17:05] *insert witty name*: get on with it
[17:05] Colin: AN ANNOUNCEMENT THAT TRUMPS ALL OTHER ANNOUNCEMENTS THAT HAVE COME BEFORE.
[17:05] *insert witty name*: get on with it.
[17:05] *insert witty name*: God I feel like a monty python's gag
[17:06] Colin: I had a veggie wrap for lunch today.
[17:06] *insert witty name*: ...
[17:06] Colin: WAS THAT NOT AN AWESOME ANNOUNCEMENT?
[17:06] *insert witty name*: that's it
[17:06] *insert witty name*: gonna fucking wing wong this
[17:06] *insert witty name*: just to show the idiocy of that
[17:06] Colin: xd

[Major Blood]

[16:13] Nikose: Lord Blood backs his stallion, the wizard he comes nigh,
"Prepare yourself, bold Nikose, for you shall surely die!"
The wizard calls his demons, the demons he commands,
And Nikose, Herald Nikose, only raises empty hands.
[16:14] Nikose: The wizard calls his demons, the sky above turns black.
The demons strike at Nikose, he stands and holds them back.
The demons strike at Nikose, they strike and hurt him sore,
But Nikose stands defiant, only to raise his hands once more.
[16:14] Nikose: The sky itself descending now, upon bare Stony Tor
It hides the awful battle. The watchers see no more.
The wizard shouts in triumph-too soon he vents his mirth.
For Nikose calls the lightning down, and smites him to the earth!
[16:14] Nikose: The clouds of black have lifted; and there on barren ground
Stands Nikose hurt, yet victor, the demons tied and bound.
He looks down on Lord Blood; his eyes grow cold and bleak-
"Now I shall give you, Blood, all the power that you seek-"
[16:15] Nikose: Now Nikose frees the demons, and Blood screams with fear,
He sets them on the Wowers, who first had brought them here.
He sets them on the Wowers, and on the Warcraft land.
They look down on Lord Blood. And they do not stay their hand.
[16:15] Nikose: You want to fuck with me, pick a night when I'm not going to win.
[16:16] KriekenZero: That was awesome.
[16:16] Nikose: Thank you.
[16:16] KriekenZero: Wing-wonged.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

[20:28] *insert witty name*: why why why WHY
[20:28] Jess- Official Fangirl: whhyyyy what?
[20:28] *insert witty name*: (Private) CelesJessa: for some reason the one panel comic that Major posted on the 30th made me think "manlove"
[20:29] Jess- Official Fangirl: oh
[20:29] Jess- Official Fangirl: why not?
[20:29] *insert witty name*: there is...how
[20:30] Jess- Official Fangirl: http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/5179/macdeadci3.png how could I NOT?
[20:30] Jess- Official Fangirl: hehe
[20:30] *insert witty name*: there was a shiv
[20:30] Jess- Official Fangirl: the first thing I saw was butt-to-crotch
[20:31] *insert witty name*: oh god
[20:31] *insert witty name*: I am so gonna wing wong this

[Mirai Gen]

Varyel | Built for so much More says:
Is gay sex manly? I've been trying to think if it is or not and I don't -THINK- it should be but it is only done by men so I am very confused
DFM says:
Right because girls can't have gay sex
DFM says:
I forgot
Varyel | Built for so much More says:
No girls can but I think they have their own word for it
Mirai says:
Man you are on FIRE Nikose.
Varyel | Built for so much More says:
Being a lesbian?
Varyel | Built for so much More says:
I blame the drugs.
Mirai says:
I blame your mom.
Varyel | Built for so much More says:
but um really I guess GAY incest wouldn't be all that bad biologically but it's still fucking weird
Varyel | Built for so much More says:
I mean no kids would come of two men porking or two women goin' at it
Varyel | Built for so much More says:
why the fuck how did I get into this conversation oh god I started this
Varyel | Built for so much More says:
wait fuck does this mean I agree with britney spears guy online that fag who just wants to jump his brother oh god
Varyel | Built for so much More says:
*stops talking*
Varyel | Built for so much More says:
*giggling*
Mirai says:
*hands DFM some popcorn*
Mirai says:
This is fun.
Varyel | Built for so much More says:
just promise this never appears in some kind of archive online
Varyel | Built for so much More says:
oh god you are going to wing wong this now
Mirai says:
Well, NOW I am.

[TDK]

[21:48] pete_sheehan: BITCH.
[21:48] nichael.hawkins: :((
[21:49] pete_sheehan: ...fine sorry jeez
[21:49] pete_sheehan: ...whore...
[21:49] pete_sheehan: I'm just kidding :P
[21:49] nichael.hawkins: the crying emote always garners sympathy, regardless of the typer's expression!
[21:49] nichael.hawkins: Muahaha.
[21:49] pete_sheehan: BAH
[21:50] nichael.hawkins: BLAH
[21:50] nichael.hawkins: it's tice the bah with every bite!
[21:50] nichael.hawkins: *twice
[21:50] pete_sheehan: D:
[21:52] nichael.hawkins: TWO SCOOOPS
[21:53] pete_sheehan: FUCKER
[21:53] nichael.hawkins: Raisins are evil
[21:55] pete_sheehan: well yeah
[21:55] pete_sheehan: duh
[21:55] nichael.hawkins: yet grpes are okay.
[21:55] nichael.hawkins: *grapes
[21:56] pete_sheehan: Raisins are a sin onto grapes
[21:56] nichael.hawkins: Really? I always thought they were like, old age retired grapes. Not so much a sin as a burden.
[21:57] pete_sheehan: They make them on purpose
[21:57] pete_sheehan: Every raisin is a grape that was abused and tortured and is now only a withered husk of its former self.
[21:57] pete_sheehan: The people who make raisins are like hitler.
[21:57] nichael.hawkins: !
[21:57] pete_sheehan: :P
[21:58] nichael.hawkins: there is one good thing about naturally occurring raisins...
[21:58] nichael.hawkins: ice wine.
[21:58] pete_sheehan: hmm
[21:59] nichael.hawkins: it's sweet.
[21:59] pete_sheehan: Sounds so
[22:03] nichael.hawkins: by sweet I mean literally.
[22:03] pete_sheehan: duh

...

[22:31] pete_sheehan: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q_mQfELmRnA
[22:32] nichael.hawkins: back
[22:32] pete_sheehan: Cute asian girl, electric violin, and Pirates of the carribean? Hell yes!
[22:33] nichael.hawkins: DUDE!
[22:33] nichael.hawkins: very cool.
[22:33] nichael.hawkins: it electric or something... yes.
[22:33] pete_sheehan: Hells yes.
[22:34] nichael.hawkins: I have never heard an electric violin actually sound good.
[22:34] nichael.hawkins: usually it's like they have it on overdrive, electric guitar style. and with those high notes, it's just gawdy and horrible.
[22:34] nichael.hawkins: this htough.
[22:34] nichael.hawkins: this sounds like a real violin.
[22:35] pete_sheehan: Its awesome.
[22:35] nichael.hawkins: ooh, she's done tons of stuff!
[22:36] pete_sheehan: ...Holy god
[22:36] pete_sheehan: http://wilderwein77.deviantart.com/
[22:36] pete_sheehan: Look at that photomanipulation shit that guy does...
[22:36] nichael.hawkins: *clicks*
[22:36] pete_sheehan: Scroll down
[22:37] nichael.hawkins: WTF NAZI WALMART FREAK
[22:38] pete_sheehan: Its fucking CRAZY
[22:39] nichael.hawkins: jesus these are brilliant
[22:40] pete_sheehan: Yeah I was like holy shit dude what the fuck are these HOLY SHIT PHOTOMANIPULATION WHAT
[22:40] nichael.hawkins: NAZI WALMART.
[22:40] pete_sheehan: XD
[22:40] nichael.hawkins: it's like that damn face I drew on the scary lady is fucking everywhere man!
[22:40] nichael.hawkins: shit if I did drugs I would be ripping my face off in terror right now.
[22:41] pete_sheehan: XD
[22:41] pete_sheehan: XDDD
[22:41] nichael.hawkins: these are creepy as hell and yet oddly mesmerizing
[22:41] pete_sheehan: I know!
[22:41] nichael.hawkins: O: her dresses are melting!
[22:41] pete_sheehan: I wish I could do shit like that D: Man I need to get better
[22:41] nichael.hawkins: I wish I could do shit like that!
[22:41] pete_sheehan: I need to set aside time for drawing and stop worrying about little shit so much...
[22:41] nichael.hawkins: those pics probably take so damn long to make...
[22:42] pete_sheehan: I know, right
[22:42] nichael.hawkins: the fact I'm listening to the Indiana Jones theme by that violin lady is more surreal
[22:42] pete_sheehan: XD
[22:42] pete_sheehan: Wish I was a prodigy D:
[22:42] nichael.hawkins: frig yes
[22:42] pete_sheehan: (I should be capitalized but it already was D: )
[22:43] nichael.hawkins: I know!
[22:43] nichael.hawkins: oh wait.
[22:43] nichael.hawkins: I
[22:43] pete_sheehan: *I* perhaps?
[22:43] nichael.hawkins: go italics
[22:43] pete_sheehan: FUCK YOU
[22:43] nichael.hawkins: msn doesn't have them
[22:43] nichael.hawkins: FUCK YOU MORE
[22:43] nichael.hawkins: SHIT JUST GOT REAL BITCH! XD
[22:43] pete_sheehan: FUCK YOU IN YOUR ASS KHAEL
[22:43] nichael.hawkins: HOLY FUCK WHAT HAVE I DONE
[22:44] pete_sheehan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
[22:44] nichael.hawkins: gimme a minute I'm laughing my ass off here
[22:44] pete_sheehan: XD

[Khael!]

the line "HOLEY FUCK WHAT HAVE I DONE" and "AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH" should be in size 24 and 32 font mind you.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

I fear for Nik's sanity.

[17:00] *insert witty name*: Okay...what are you usually?
[17:01] Oren Tyris | I miss you...*{Elsewhere.}: Naked!
[17:01] *insert witty name*: ...
[17:02] *insert witty name*: I meant your cleric
[17:02] Oren Tyris | I miss you...*{Elsewhere.}: Oh.
[17:02] Oren Tyris | I miss you...*{Elsewhere.}: NikNik is the god of marriage?
[17:02] *insert witty name*: no
[17:02] *insert witty name*: your job in WoW
[17:02] Oren Tyris | I miss you...*{Elsewhere.}: Oh.
[17:02] Oren Tyris | I miss you...*{Elsewhere.}: Mage.
[17:02] *insert witty name*: Okay then
[17:02] *insert witty name*: btw
[17:02] *insert witty name*: Wing Wong

[Major Blood]

[19:49] Calibur: That's dangerous talking to me yah know
[19:50] KriekenZero: ...i talk to Nikose on a daily basis. Your danger means nothing to me.
[19:50] Calibur: And do apologize for the grammatical errors, iPod touch likes to ight me a lot
[19:50] Calibur: Fight
[19:50] KriekenZero: iTouch?
[19:51] Calibur: Mmhmm
[19:51] KriekenZero: I've allways wanted one of those.
[19:51] Calibur: But what do you touch? Your self at night perhaps...
[19:51] Calibur: ;p
[19:51] KriekenZero: ...HAVE YOU BEEN SPYING ON ME?
[19:52] Calibur: Ummm...NO! *turns off camera*
[19:52] Calibur: Not anymore at least

[Fenris]

Fenris:
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCKS
Mondt:
:(
Fenris:
:)

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

If anyone wants to know the card, Last Days of FOXHOUND (http://www.gigaville.com/comic.php?id=58) will explain

Chris says:
did you e-mail nasa
KriekenZero says:
I did.
Chris says:
hehehehe
Chris says:
think of this
Chris says:
we go to vegas, and as we are going through security, two CIA Agents drag your ass away
KriekenZero says:
Oh FUCK
Chris says:
hmm
KriekenZero says:
I just dropped a butchers knife on my foot.
Chris says:
ow
Chris says:
you okay?
KriekenZero says:
Yeah, didn't cut too deep.
KriekenZero says:
But it was bad enough to warrant wrapping my foot up with medical gauze.
Chris says:
one could say it cuts like a knife
KriekenZero says:
...that card you linked me? That's for you now.
Chris says:
i get a feeling we will be using that joke for a while now
KriekenZero says:
XD
Chris says:
you should wing that
Chris says:
if only for the wong weasons
Chris says:
i love to dole out my verbal PUNishment
KriekenZero says:
You get two of those cards now.
Chris says:
=D

[Major Blood]

[23:19] KriekenZero: Yay for Canucks victory:D
[23:19] Philhoof: I KNOW
[23:19] Philhoof: that shit was gold
[23:19] KriekenZero: I prefer the term "cash"
[23:19] KriekenZero: That shit was cash.
[23:19] Philhoof: ha.
[23:20] Philhoof: whats that supposed to mean?
[23:20] KriekenZero: *shrug*
[23:20] Philhoof: your shoulders must hurt
[23:20] KriekenZero: Ho humm...
[23:21] Philhoof: haha'
[23:21] Philhoof: all that shrugging
[23:21] Philhoof: must be good excercise
[23:21] Philhoof: and the ho humming, must be harsh on the throat
[23:24] KriekenZero: Har har har.
[23:24] KriekenZero: You're hillarious.
[23:24] Philhoof: all that haring
[23:24] Philhoof: must rack your brain
[23:24] Philhoof: hurt your gut
[23:24] KriekenZero: *Groan*
[23:25] Philhoof: all that groaning...must be boring
[23:26] KriekenZero: I'm going to stop talking to you.

[TDK]

[20:50] Pete | *rape, pillage*: o_O
[20:53] Nikose: O_o
[20:53] Pete | *rape, pillage*: o_o
[20:54] Nikose: Rethought.
[20:54] Nikose: *Stabs you in the back of the face*
[20:54] Pete | *rape, pillage*: D:
[20:54] Pete | *rape, pillage*: O_O
[20:54] Pete | *rape, pillage*: T_T
[20:54] Pete | *rape, pillage*: -_-
[20:54] Pete | *rape, pillage*: x_x
[20:55] Pete | *rape, pillage*: x_x
[20:55] Pete | *rape, pillage*: X_X
[20:56] Pete | *rape, pillage*: -_o
[20:56] Pete | *rape, pillage*: o_o
[20:56] Pete | *rape, pillage*: O_O
[20:56] Pete | *rape, pillage*: :D
[20:57] Pete | *rape, pillage*: ^______^
[20:59] Pete | *rape, pillage*: Yes I just died and then revived
[21:00] Pete | *rape, pillage*: Wing wong

[Nikose Tyris]

NonCon vs. Nikose, conversational combat.

Nikose | Spiffing Biscuits, Tossing Cookies... what's the classy way to say spew? says:
MOTHERFUCKER
*Shoots*
NonConNeko says:
*cuts bullet in half then strikes a cliche pose*
Nikose | Spiffing Biscuits, Tossing Cookies... what's the classy way to say spew? says:
...
You know, they proved that you can't do that.
NonConNeko says:
I know that, and you know that, but as long as I don't know that I know, I'm pretty sure I can pull it off. It's much easier to violate the laws of physics when you don't acknowledge them.
Nikose | Spiffing Biscuits, Tossing Cookies... what's the classy way to say spew? says:
But I counter with that I know, and having informed you of thus, retroactively the bullet has just struck you. Denial is not all encompassing, though your stupidity might be.
NonConNeko says:
So if I find out after cutting the bullet in half that I couldn't have done that, that knowledge influences the past events in such a way that the bullet hits me?
Nikose | Spiffing Biscuits, Tossing Cookies... what's the classy way to say spew? says:
Yes exactly.
NonConNeko says:
Well... Damn...
*Falls down and bleeds*
Nikose | Spiffing Biscuits, Tossing Cookies... what's the classy way to say spew? says:
*Victory!*

[Mondt]

Mondt : *internetinternetinternet*
Mondt : but my safari is freezing =/
Twiddy : safari?
Mondt : Yes.
Mondt : Safari.
Twiddy : lamer
Mondt : I swear to god
Mondt : I will gut you
Mondt : if you say it.
Mondt : XD
Twiddy : It's not my fault you don't use Fox's Up-B attack
Mondt : ...you are saved from gutting for making me laugh
Twiddy : :D
Twiddy : omg that was awesome
Twiddy : let's wing wong this!

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Hey Thadius.

PSYCHE :p

[bluestarultor]

Silly Yaplet convo between me and Khael, plus Mumu.

Khael!: FREEDOM
bluestarultor: WHOO!
Khael!: I signed on that contract for a part time thingy but I got asked in for full time this week.
bluestarultor: Wow.
Khael!: we got a LOT of orders. I can do UPS orders and those Canada post stickers now.
Khael!: It's great.
bluestarultor: Huh.
bluestarultor: I can't even remember how much a stamp costs now! XD
Khael!: fact I dodged a possible bullet by taking the early bus was good too.
Khael!: depends on what they weigh.
bluestarultor: Good.
bluestarultor: The stamps?
Khael!: we got a machine that tells me what money is owed. possibly uses voodoo. and pink ink that got EVERYWHERE
bluestarultor: Almost nothing.
Khael!: it prints right on the envelope unless it's too thick.
Khael!: fifty cents for anything around 200 grams if I recall.
Khael!: OH GOD THE INK
Khael!: In a fit of genius I fixed the thing. it was printing stupid.
bluestarultor: XD
Khael!: but then a man got hit by a car.
bluestarultor: Wait, what?
Khael!: I imagine if we hadnt all been watching at my uhh, bosses? window, I'd have finished sooner.
bluestarultor: Oh.
Khael!: yeah, I drank a bunc because I'm fucking glad it's friday. I might make pdd jumps in thought without warning.
Khael!: sorry bout that.
Khael!: guy was okay I think.
Khael!: just conked out.
bluestarultor: S'alright. I do it sober. XD
bluestarultor: That's good.
Khael!: but if I'd taken the later bus I'd have been right there when it happened. DX
Khael!: got any ideas how to un-ink my fingers?
Khael!: rubbing alcohol didn't help much.
bluestarultor: Is it water or oil based?
bluestarultor: Try soap.
Khael!: it's postal.
Khael!: so I have no clue. cartridge looked like a big version of what goes in regular printers.
Khael!: two outlets for ink, offset from eachother to make a wider area or something.
Mumu: FUCK
Khael!: seemed like a dumb design to me.
bluestarultor: Well, try soap and water.
Mumu: Insomnia again
Khael!: bled like a cut bitch though.
Khael!: heh, soap.
Khael!: you too Mumu?
bluestarultor: If that doesn't work, the only solution is liquid nitrogen.

[Major Blood]

[16:53] Mac: i do wanna play BC real bad
[16:53] MajorBlood: Do it.
[16:53] Mac: not yet
[16:53] MajorBlood: DO IT
[16:53] Mac: not yet
[16:53] MajorBlood: DO IT
[16:54] Mac: NOT YET
[16:54] MajorBlood: DO IT
[16:54] Mac: working on NPF Tactics
[16:54] MajorBlood: DO IT
[16:54] Mac: okay
[16:54] MajorBlood: I WIN!
[16:54] Mac: I will work on NPF Tactics
[16:54] MajorBlood: ...you win this round.

[PyrosNine]

[21:26] Mac: ahh
[21:26] Mac: btw
[21:27] PyrosNine: And other than that, we're both Chaotic individuals.
[21:27] Mac: what happenned to me in the end of the RP
[21:27] PyrosNine: YOU WERE EATEN BY A GRUE.
[21:27] Mac: ...
[21:27] PyrosNine: You should have remembered to pick up that flashlight.
[21:27] Mac: seriously
[21:27] PyrosNine: TOTAL SCORE: 78/5002.
[21:27] PyrosNine: You died with:
[21:27] PyrosNine: Comically shaped pen.
[21:28] Mac: ...
[21:28] PyrosNine: Free subcription to natural mixed gender body enhancment supplement.
[21:28] Mac: come on
[21:28] Mac: just tell me
[21:28] Mac: stop goofing around
[21:28] PyrosNine: A calling card for Dark AB's babysitting service.
[21:28] PyrosNine: But yeah....
[21:28] PyrosNine: You went "poof".

[Major Blood]

[22:38] DeathByStab: You know this is part of why we don't talk so much anymore you kind of just leave in the middle of conversations...
[22:39] DeathByStab: I'm going to sleep anyway...it's later over here in the East
[22:40] TheMajorOfBlood: Oh sorry, the call of nature hit me like a dump truck.
[22:40] DeathByStab: ...excellent word choice
[22:40] TheMajorOfBlood: ...oh man, i JUST caught that.
[22:40] TheMajorOfBlood: I rule.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Thad is dangerous.

[13:53] Reformed Murphyist - Thadius: *BACKSTAB*
[13:53] *insert witty name*: *Hamedo*
[13:53] Reformed Murphyist - Thadius: *Thadius deals 250 damage*
[13:54] *insert witty name*: *mac unleashes new skill...Boredom*
[13:54] Reformed Murphyist - Thadius: *Thadius is immune to boredom, for he has the internet*
[13:55] Reformed Murphyist - Thadius: *Thadius starts casting a spell!*
[13:55] *insert witty name*: *Mac uses Twilight Discussion ability*
[13:55] Reformed Murphyist - Thadius: *Thadius gains a status ailment: Sick to stomach*
[13:56] *insert witty name*: *Mac uses ability: Flirtation*
[13:56] Reformed Murphyist - Thadius: *Thadius is immune!*
[13:56] Reformed Murphyist - Thadius: *The spell is interrupted!*
[13:56] Reformed Murphyist - Thadius: *Thadius throws a knife at Mac's face*
[13:57] *insert witty name*: *Mac uses stat book* *Mac gets a knife to the face
[13:57] Reformed Murphyist - Thadius: *The knife deals 50 damage*
[13:57] Reformed Murphyist - Thadius: *Thadius starts playing Chrono Trigger music!*
[13:57] *insert witty name*: *Mac is weakend*
[13:58] *insert witty name*: *Mac grabs ear plugs*
[13:58] Reformed Murphyist - Thadius: *Thadius flings a vial of acid at Mac's face*
[13:58] *insert witty name*: *Mac dodges*
[13:58] Reformed Murphyist - Thadius: *Thadius swings his sword at Mac*
[13:59] *insert witty name*: *Mac dodges* *Mac shows the Death of _____ comic*
[13:59] Reformed Murphyist - Thadius: *Thadius grabs his flamethrower*
[13:59] *insert witty name*: *Mac grabs a fire extinguisher*
[14:00] Reformed Murphyist - Thadius: *Thadius grabs the C4*
[14:00] *insert witty name*: *Mac uses skill: Run Away*
[14:00] Reformed Murphyist - Thadius: *Mac successfully fled!*

[Loyal]

AXOren123 (11:48:24 PM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37Rbi8symcc&feature=related
loyal2nes (11:49:31 PM): ...
AXOren123 (11:49:38 PM): wut?
AXOren123 (11:49:46 PM): don't you like the Squirrel fighting the snake?
AXOren123 (11:49:58 PM): Oh shit! That's tje squirrel threesome link!
AXOren123 (11:50:02 PM): hhold on
AXOren123 (11:50:14 PM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFWeldHtJgI
AXOren123 (11:50:16 PM): sorry about that
loyal2nes (11:51:26 PM): ...Do I dare ask?
AXOren123 (11:52:08 PM): no

[Mirai Gen]

Varyel (Nikose) says: I want you to open the FTP, and take the file "return.xspf".
Varyel (Nikose) says: download it to your desktop.
Mirai - YEARGHIBLE says: done
Mirai - YEARGHIBLE says: Wait
Mirai - YEARGHIBLE says: is there any way to have the player move like,
Mirai - YEARGHIBLE says: to a certain time?
Varyel (Nikose) says: you can click on the progress... but it's a really... hand-made player.
Varyel (Nikose) says: Right click on it though!
Varyel (Nikose) says: on something on the playlist
Mirai - YEARGHIBLE says: Also fuck you
Varyel (Nikose) says: why fuck me?
Mirai - YEARGHIBLE says: "Mirai Gen is a Fag"
Mirai - YEARGHIBLE says: :(
Varyel (Nikose) says: ...
Varyel (Nikose) says: XD
Varyel (Nikose) says: where do you see that?!
Mirai - YEARGHIBLE says: Title
Mirai - YEARGHIBLE says: top of the browser
Varyel (Nikose) says: Glad you spotted that.
Varyel (Nikose) says: it was my working title for your website.
Mirai - YEARGHIBLE says: You mother fucker

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

My interest in purchasing a Kershaw knife brought me to the question of Serrated VS Regular blades.
Nikose and Mac aided me in coming to terms with the pros and cons of both.


Karesh says:
QUESTION
Nikose says:
ANSWER
Karesh says:
Serrated or normal?
Nikose says:
SERRATED
Karesh says:
Mac says Normal
Nikose says:
ADD HIM
Nikose says:
NOW

*insert witty name* has been added to the conversation.

Nikose says:
HEY MAC
Karesh says:
He told me to do it
Nikose says:
FUCK YOU
Nikose says:
YOU'RE WRONG
Nikose says:
NOW GTFO.
*insert witty name* says:
okay

*insert witty name* has left the conversation.

Karesh says:
hahahha
Nikose says:
XD
Karesh says:
You're a dick
Nikose says:
Yes, Yes I am.
Karesh says:
Wing wongin
Nikose says:
AWESOME

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Blood and I have a competition to see who says hi first.

It doesn't matter who wins, we're both geeks.

[19:05] *insert witty name*: hi
[19:05] *insert witty name*: hah beat you
[19:05] Colin: Hai.
[19:06] Colin: Fuck you i totally won.
[19:06] *insert witty name*: blow me scape goat
[19:06] Colin: *Middle finger*
[19:06] *insert witty name*: ...
[19:06] *insert witty name*: You wanna engage in carnal recreation?
[19:06] Colin: <_<
[19:06] Colin: ^_^
[19:06] Colin: >_>
[19:06] Colin: So, whats up?
[19:06] *insert witty name*: fucking wing wong, that's what
[19:07] Colin: XD
[19:07] Colin: All of this in 1 minute.
[19:07] Colin: That's gotta be a record.

[Major Blood]

Blood and I have a competition to see who says hi first.

It doesn't matter who wins, we're both geeks.

[19:05] *insert witty name*: hi
[19:05] *insert witty name*: hah beat you
[19:05] Colin: Hai.
[19:06] Colin: Fuck you i totally won.
[19:06] *insert witty name*: blow me scape goat
[19:06] Colin: *Middle finger*
[19:06] *insert witty name*: ...
[19:06] *insert witty name*: You wanna engage in carnal recreation?
[19:06] Colin: <_<
[19:06] Colin: ^_^
[19:06] Colin: >_>
[19:06] Colin: So, whats up?
[19:06] *insert witty name*: fucking wing wong, that's what
[19:07] Colin: XD
[19:07] Colin: All of this in 1 minute.
[19:07] Colin: That's gotta be a record.

Your chat window is lying to you.

[Kerensky287]

*insert witty name* says (9:14 PM):
*am I drunk?

Alex - "Yes, but sometimes there's a third, even DEEPER level, and that one is the same as the top, surface one. Like with pie." says (9:14 PM):
*huh?

*insert witty name* says (9:15 PM):
*[17:09] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: you are drunk

Alex - "Yes, but sometimes there's a third, even DEEPER level, and that one is the same as the top, surface one. Like with pie." says (9:15 PM):
*dude that was 2 hours ago
*what the fuck have you been doing

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

[20:10] Karesh:
OH GODDAMMIT
[20:10] Karesh: I'VE BEEN EATING MY PIZZA WITH A DESERT FORK
[20:10] *insert witty name*: ...
[20:10] Karesh: Dessert
[20:11] *insert witty name*: LAWLS ROFLROFLROFLROFL
[20:11] Karesh: Wow, that's the response I expected from Nikose.
[20:11] *insert witty name*: ...
[20:11] *insert witty name*: dude that was harsh
[20:11] *insert witty name*: and wing wong worthy

[Major Blood]

[15:03] Mac: beat you\
[15:03] Mac: hahahahaha I AM SUPERIOR
[15:03] Major Blood: Oooh. Big man.
[15:03] Mac: nononononono Big Mac
[15:04] Major Blood: ...and you wonder why everyone around you wants to set you on fire.
[15:05] Mac: not you
[15:05] Major Blood: ...that's true i guess.
[15:05] Mac: and not Nikose
[15:05] Major Blood: Yeah, him too.
[15:06] Major Blood: We're more partial to corrosive gas really.
[15:06] Mac: ...
[15:06] Mac: =(

[Fenris]

Random Friend: Do you have ANY idea for a story I can write for English?
Fenris: What type of story?
Random Friend: Any story.
Fenris: Write an erotic novel.
Fenris: Mr. Walker would love it!
Random Friend: Hahah it has to be someone who has faced a challenge or had a change of character.
Fenris: The protagonist has ED.
Random Friend: XD

[Loyal]

AXOren123: David Whitaker?
AXOren123: remember him?
loyal2nes: Yes!
AXOren123: His mom disowned him so he's living with his sister
AXOren123: and he recently got his permit
loyal2nes: ...bwahahahah.
loyal2nes: I was just about to say we had some great converrsations.
AXOren123: David is a great conversationalist
AXOren123: you can talk about something so incredibly insane
AXOren123: and he'll make it an intellectual conversation about a video game
loyal2nes: Yeah. We once managed to connect Sonic The Hedgehog's Eggman to Animal Crossing, somehow.
AXOren123: I've been known to go from Clothes to Communism to Sexual Encounters with Sean Connery with him
loyal2nes: ...yeah, you've got me beat,.
AXOren123: Sean Connery is the end all be all of beat.
AXOren123: That was sort of unfair to use that on you now
loyal2nes: Only thing I've got that comes close to that is a conversation I had yesterday with someone else... we started with tlaking about the tactile strength of those support bars on the MBTA trains, and managed to turn it into what a 300 lb woman would look like hanging upside down.
AXOren123: I can see that happening in 2 back-and-forths of a conversation
AXOren123: but no less amusing
Also, same conversation:
AXOren123: Imagine what a 900MN Train would do to a Jamacain Condo
AXOren123: 900 Mega Newton
loyal2nes: ....
loyal2nes: I'm picturing it.
AXOren123: Do you see the Teddy Bear?
loyal2nes: ...Well, I do now.

[Mirai Gen]

5:41:38 PM BMG: G'night Niknik stop setting me up with men!
5:41:43 PM BMG: Give me a girl for once
5:41:48 PM Mirai - YEARGHIBLE: Nikose the current site is
5:41:50 PM Nikose: I NEVER DID SET YOU UP WITH waitwhat
5:44:07 PM BMG: *notes down the simultanious shut down of brains*

I advise you to pay particular attention to the timestamps.

[Mondt]

Mondt: HELLO.
Mondt: I AM MONDTBOT.
Mondt: HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
Strago: Hello mondtbot, I am STRAGULUS destroyer of worlds :O
Mondt: MAY I ASSIST IN THE DESTROYING OF SAID WORLDS?
Strago: Nah man it's easy
Mondt: IT WOULD BE MY PLEASURE TO SERVE.
Strago: Though you can get me some lemonade or make out :O
Mondt: USER ERROR: COMMANDS NOT LISTED IN PROGRAMMED CAPABILITIES. RTFM.
Strago: =(
Strago: Take Flask

[Thadius]

While trawling for Loyal, I found a wild Arhra! Awesome madness ensued!

Rathier0: Pardon me if I can't stay on track. It's the ADD.
Rathier0: Or was it technically ADHD? I'm sure that normally it's just ADD, but if I add coffee, does that add the H as well?...I must ponder these events if I can ever get to sleep.
Arhra213: It's not AD&D, that much is certain
Rathier0: No, I've got that too.
Rathier0: It's a rather fatal case, I'm afraid. I started breaking out in scales about a year ago.
Rathier0: Doctors tried to remove them, but found the scales impenetrable to their tools.
Rathier0: Soon after, my eyes changed. I don't really need glasses anymore, but my friends prefer them while talking to me so that something seems the same.
Rathier0: Every so often, I undergo a 'growth spasm' that alsdnfkl;asjoshdfjaslfds
Rathier0: HURTS LIKE HELL
Rathier0: Two bony knobs have protruded from my back, and it's estimated that in a few weeks I'll have wings too, along with the good foot of tail that I've already grown.
Rathier0: Small spines and horns are also visible, and I really need to watch my strength.
Arhra213: Hee
Rathier0: I've got no mouse ever since breaking the last one.
Rathier0: Speaking of mice, there's one around here somewhere and I'm rather hungry...
Rathier0: Doctors have no idea if the changes are going to be superficial when it reaches my brain or if that's going to change drastically.
Rathier0: I already know my throat is, well, 'congested' would be the term for now. It's between phases, should last a few more days.
Rathier0: Can't really talk very well. In four or five days time, the transformation will reach my hands and feet, and I'll probably not be able to use a computer, much less walk.
Rathier0: So yeah, kinda terminal, if wicked awesome, time for me.
Arhra213: Thumbs are handy things to have
Rathier0: So is a size easily comparable to the machines you utilize. I mean, I've no idea if I'm going to stay six foot tall or if after this is complete, I'm gonna grow or not!
Rathier0: If I grow, I've not got many worries in the realm of the pratical, but it'll be hard to build on my comic series.
Rathier0: If I stay the same size, I'm gonna need a tougher keyboard alsndlafjalds;;djkf;la
Rathier0: FUCKING GROWTH SPASM
Rathier0: Hope that's the last one of the night.

Wild CHATLOG was caught! Would you like to give a nickname to captured CHATLOG? (Y/N) Why no, I couldn't possibly have Pokemon Platinum on the brain, whatever gave you that idea???

EDIT:

Rathier0: It's like everything before midnight is going right!
Rathier0: ...FUCK.
Rathier0: I just typed that, didn't I?
Rathier0: Oh hell.
Rathier0: Murphy is SO gonna smite my ass tomorrow.
Arhra213: Have to decide where to go in comicalness now the rivalness is played out
Rathier0: Shit shit shit
Rathier0: I'm SO BONED it isn't funny.
Rathier0: And I should know better!
Rathier0: Do you have something large, blunt, and heavy to hit me over the head with rapidly?
Rathier0: Because, really, I need to BEAT THE STUPID OUT OF MY SKULL.
Rathier0: Please, I'm inviting you to hit me now. Because, apparently, I need it.

[Major Blood]

[18:10] Mac: so
[18:11] Mac: Night Elf Huntress
[18:11] Mac: yes I will be a female
[18:12] MajorBlood: No judgement here.
[18:12] MajorBlood: For the longest time my main was a Blood Elf female.
[18:13] Mac: yeah
[18:14] Mac: I'll wear a thing =D
[18:15] Mac: wait that came out WRONG
[18:15] MajorBlood: Heh.
[18:15] Mac: do not wing wong that
[18:16] MajorBlood: No, you see that's now how it works.
[18:16] MajorBlood: I probably wouldn't have done it if you hadn't mentioned it...
[18:16] Mac: ...

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Blood, when I get out there, I am gonna tear your spine out and beat you with it .

[Loyal]

If this is about what I think it's about, I'm curious as to how the rest of it went.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Loyal, don't be curious.

This went to all levels of weird.

[14:55] DaTripleT03: Hallo
[14:56] InbredChoc: hello! this isnt IC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[14:56] InbredChoc: IM A CHICK!!!!!!!!!!!
[14:56] DaTripleT03: ...
[14:56] InbredChoc: MUWAHAHAHAHAHA
[14:56] InbredChoc: HE HAS A LIFE!
[14:56] DaTripleT03: okay then
[14:56] InbredChoc: ...and I gots boobs....!
[14:57] DaTripleT03: good for you
[14:57] InbredChoc: thanks, i take pride.
[14:58] InbredChoc: swoosh! my hair is flowing in the not wind wind
[14:58] DaTripleT03: okay then
[14:59] InbredChoc: yep. I think he slipped something in my cream soda....
[14:59] DaTripleT03: okay then
[14:59] InbredChoc: yep, apparently i dont entertian you....
[14:59] DaTripleT03: no
[14:59] DaTripleT03: I was expecting IC
[15:00] InbredChoc: fine go back to the nerdness pit from which you both came! I shunnnnnnnn youuuuuu!
[15:00] DaTripleT03: okay then
[15:00] InbredChoc: The actual IC: She is just messing around man
[15:00] DaTripleT03: you sure?
[15:00] InbredChoc: nobody loves the padfoot......
[15:00] DaTripleT03: what comic am I working on -_-
[15:01] InbredChoc: The actual IC: I loves the padfoot, and tactics
[15:01] InbredChoc: NERDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
[15:01] DaTripleT03: ...
[15:01] InbredChoc: mmmmm....... i'll leave you be, :wolf-mutt out.
[15:01] InbredChoc: So whats up?
[15:02] DaTripleT03: not much, sup with you
[15:02] InbredChoc: Well, got my girlfriend over, and we are watching flashes
[15:02] DaTripleT03: yeah I figured it was your GF
[15:02] InbredChoc: WE FORNICATED!~
[15:02] DaTripleT03: ...
[15:02] InbredChoc: ...
[15:03] InbredChoc: ok, wolffy is good o wo
[15:03] DaTripleT03: i would wing wong that but...
[15:03] InbredChoc: but?
[15:03] DaTripleT03: would you?
[15:03] DaTripleT03: Like, would you or is that too bizarre for NPF
[15:03] InbredChoc: this is the same one with the breast milk skillz
[15:04] InbredChoc: ACK!!!
[15:04] DaTripleT03: this is getting bizarre
[15:05] InbredChoc: Nah, this is normal
[15:05] InbredChoc: you should see wednesdays
[15:05] DaTripleT03: ...
[15:05] DaTripleT03: part of me wants to
[15:05] DaTripleT03: but then again
[15:05] InbredChoc: church days, got to love them
[15:06] DaTripleT03: anyway
[15:06] DaTripleT03: this is getting NIkose Weird
[15:08] InbredChoc: IM A CRAZY RABID UNICORN!!!!
[15:08] DaTripleT03: yup
[15:08] InbredChoc: and thats why I love her
[15:08] DaTripleT03: reached Nikose levels of weird
[15:08] InbredChoc: Yep, he enjoys horns....
[15:08] InbredChoc: ...
[15:09] InbredChoc: HI! Im wolf-mutt! You is?
[15:09] DaTripleT03: Mac
[15:09] DaTripleT03: This is gonna be wing wonged
[15:09] InbredChoc: k, you can call me wolf
[15:09] DaTripleT03: okay
[15:09] InbredChoc: WING WONG! Im not chinese though....

[TDK]

[21:14] Pete | Where did the moon go!: FUCK YOU
[21:14] Karesh: =O
[21:14] Karesh: I HAVE A HEADACHE
[21:14] Pete | Where did the moon go!: GOOD
[21:14] Karesh: BY THAT I MEAN I WONT FUCK YOU
[21:15] Pete | Where did the moon go!: YOU NEVER CARE ABOUT MY FEELINGS T__T
[21:15] Karesh: ALL YOU WANT IS SEX
[21:16] Pete | Where did the moon go!: I HAVE NEEDS
[21:17] Karesh: WHAT ABOUT MY NEEDS
[21:18] Pete | Where did the moon go!: I COOK AND CLEAN FOR YOU, I RAISE YOUR CHILDREN, ISN'T THAT ENOUGH
[21:18] Karesh: WE DONT HAVE CHILDREN
[21:18] Karesh: YOU'RE A BEAR
[21:18] Pete | Where did the moon go!: YOU'RE ALWAYS HOLDING THAT OVER MY HEAD T____T
[21:18] Karesh: TEAM FORTRESS 2 TIME NOW
[21:20] Pete | Where did the moon go!: KAY

[Thadius]

So Shyria and I hung out and were watching the travel channel, when something like 'World's biggest pig-outs' came up, followed by 'Man VS. food.' Hilarity ensued.


Thadius: God, that thing is like a-oh, wait, that burrito IS bigger than a baby.
Shyria: Does that mean it's a burrito baby?
Thadius: It will grow up to be MANRITTO!
Shyria: What, are you going to put Loyal's mind in it?
Thadius: That's even BETTER! Or if mad science fails us, we could get Nikose to make a golem of it.
Shyria: We really need to pick on someone else, you know.
Thadius: Oh dear lord, the next thing coming up looks like a cross between a McDonalds and a Hooters.
Shyria: How would that happen?
Thadius: It's like two trucks carrying McDonalds staff and Hooters combined to form...
Shyria: Form what?
Thadius: It's like Hooter Mac.
*Two second pause*
Thadius: BAD MENTAL IMAGE! BAD! MUST! BEAT! IT! OUT! OF! MY! HEAD!
Shyria: Huh?
Thadius: *While beating self in head* I got a mental image of Mac in a Hooter's outfit. IT WASN'T PRETTY.
Shyria: *Giggles madly*
Thadius: At least the next show will be bet-That...that burger looks like it's looking at me...
Shyria: *Still giggling*
Thadius: It's like 'The little shop of horror's' version of a sandwich. EAT ME, SEYMORE!
Shyria: No, he's doing a yoda voice.
Thadius: Oh, so it's more like, 'Time to eat the Sasquatch Sandwich, it is!'
Shyria: Someone needs to make a comic with these things in them. It'd be a mexican standoff between the Manritto, the Sentient Sasquatch Sandwich, and Hooter Mac.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Kerensky and I were discussing some joke for the RP and it began deailing with innuendos. KInda got out of hand.

[17:42] *insert witty name*: i need another Innuendo
[17:42] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: "Wanna see my birthday suit?"
[17:43] *insert witty name*: "You know, I have never understood why women would want to wear a suit. I mean suit's are comfortable and the tie. Nothing more then a fancy noose
[17:44] *insert witty name*: Dresses seem more comfortable
[17:44] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: then I pipe in, "How would you know? Have you worn one?"
[17:44] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: "And I just happen to LIKE ties, thank you very much."
[17:45] *insert witty name*: "Yeah but it's easy to get strottled
[17:45] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: "Unless it's a clip-on. Or covered in acid."
[17:46] *insert witty name*: then an acid would burn through the dress shirt
[17:46] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: "Unless it's acid-proof, and why wouldn't it be? Be prepared, that's what I always say."
[17:47] *insert witty name*: Yeah I guess. I mean I am always prepared. I always bring my protection
[17:48] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: "Well, I guess there is a little more thrill if you go out there unprotected, but it's better to be safe than sorry, you know?"
[17:48] *insert witty name*: Who knows what might show up down the road without protection.
[17:49] *insert witty name*: I mean unprotected gives it a more thrill, but then you are risk of dangers of an unexplored region
[17:49] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: "Like those caverns, you know? Best to bring spelunking gear."
[17:49] *insert witty name*: pretty much yeah
[17:49] *insert witty name*: Always remember to come prepared
[17:50] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: right
[17:50] *insert witty name*: okay I am laughing here
[17:51] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: that's good!
[17:51] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: laughing is awesome.
[17:51] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: Especially the maniacal variety
[17:51] *insert witty name*: So many double and triple entendres
[17:52] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: aha, a 3-way joke!


Also Blood and I have shenanigans. This convo happenned with him sitting beside me.

[22:39] *insert witty name*: hi
[22:39] MajorBlood: ohai.
[22:40] *insert witty name*: sup
[22:40] MajorBlood: nuthin much.
[22:40] MajorBlood: some douchebag is sitting my living room mooching off my internet
[22:40] MajorBlood: It's pissing me off really.
[22:40] *insert witty name*: jeez i know how that is. I ha to cheer for some dumbass hockey team tonight
[22:40] MajorBlood: Lame
[22:41] *insert witty name*: hella yeah

[Bob The Mercenary]

The Godly Me (10:14:54 PM): i have to write 5 more pages of a 10 page paper and another 25-50 page paper, then a lab report all by tuesday
The Godly Me (10:14:55 PM): XD
BobtheMercenary (10:15:10 PM): ...
BobtheMercenary (10:15:19 PM): for a BACHELOR'S?
The Godly Me (10:15:22 PM): yesh
BobtheMercenary (10:15:27 PM): fuck degrees
The Godly Me (10:15:31 PM): i know!
The Godly Me (10:15:35 PM): i go kelvin all the way
The Godly Me (10:15:39 PM): XD

[Edit]

BobtheMercenary (8:30:19 PM): also, steam-powered vibrator http://hackaday.com/2009/05/03/steampunk-vibrator/
BobtheMercenary (8:30:36 PM): I don't know how, but I am incorporating that into my book...somehow
Kneumatic Pnight (8:30:52 PM): YOU ARE A BAD MAN
BobtheMercenary (8:31:54 PM): like, it actually conceals a bomb, so when someone puts it on a plane the security officers are all like "oh, that thing that's vibrating is just a vibrator"
BobtheMercenary (8:32:17 PM): and now that I have used the words "plane" and "bomb" in a sentence I am now on a watch list of some sort
Kneumatic Pnight (8:32:33 PM): And vibrator.
Kneumatic Pnight (8:32:36 PM): don't forget vibrator.
Kneumatic Pnight (8:32:45 PM): You're on a confusing watch list.
BobtheMercenary (8:33:16 PM): I can plead insanity...and you guys being the only witnesses will only strengthen my case

[Mirai Gen]

aBMG: You can slash so much stuff though!
The Guy (Mirai): I'll take that challenge
The Guy (Mirai): Slash...Street Fighter
aBMG: Ken and Ryu.
The Guy (Mirai): ...NO
aBMG: They are totally so gay!
The Guy (Mirai): NO
The Guy (Mirai): NO NO NO
The Guy (Mirai): they are so not
aBMG: They totally are! think about it
aBMG: they were raised by an old man in the mountains, cut off from civilization and only with each other.
aBMG: they only had one another for their entire adolescent, teenage, horny lives, and they spent that time grabbing and hitting and getting all sweaty around each other
aBMG: You think one of their hands didn't grab in the wrong spot one time or two?
The Guy (Mirai): that proves nothing!
aBMG: Situational homosexuality? You think a pair of friends whom only have each other through their puberty wouldn't get a bit...
aBMG: ...experimental?
The Guy (Mirai): ...
The Guy (Mirai): ...god damn it.

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

On punctuation:

[21:51] Arhra: Wow, that comma is so lost it became an apostrophe!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

So me and Thadius were trawling around here (http://notalwaysright.com) and somehow we started talking about how things would run in his "New World Order." Somehow, cavemen became involved, which led up to THIS:

Shyria says:
*just had a very strange thought of Ayla in customer service* The sad thing is, she'd STILL be smarter than most of her customers
Reformed Murphyist says:
She at least knew the laws of nature. The laws of customer service wouldn't be all that different.
Reformed Murphyist says:
'Thing to old, it can no return to store. It must live on own.'
Shyria says:
And if they try to argue, she punches them
Reformed Murphyist says:
She's capable of punching holes in steel, the customers would fare no better.
Reformed Murphyist says:
'Lumber, there. Tools, there. Aruge, nowhere.'
Reformed Murphyist says:
argue*
Shyria says:
God, I'd comic that, but I have doubts in my actual ability to execute fanwork. That and I'd have to pester you to write the script
Reformed Murphyist says:
You could wing-wong it and hope against hope.
Shyria says:
'Akay

So, anyone else want to turn this into an actual product or am I just crazier than usual?

[Major Blood]

[18:20] MajorBlood: A wild Major Blood appears.
[18:20] Mac: *go Caterpie
[18:21] MajorBlood: Major blood uses Double-Slash.
[18:21] MajorBlood: Critical Hit!
[18:21] Mac: Use String shot. trip up his feet
[18:24] MajorBlood: Major Blood uses Bide.
[18:24] Mac: Caterpie use Stringshot
[18:24] Mac: hold him to the ground
[18:25] MajorBlood: Major Blood stores energy.
[18:25] Mac: Caterpie return
[18:25] Mac: Mac sends out Pidgeot
[18:25] MajorBlood: Major Blood stores energy.
[18:25] Mac: Pidgeot use Fly
[18:25] Mac: Pidegoet is in the sky for one turn
[18:26] MajorBlood: Major Blood unleashes his rage!
[18:26] MajorBlood: Major Blood's attack missed.
[18:26] Mac: Pidgeot used fly. Hits the target
[18:28] MajorBlood: Major Blood uses Regeneration.
[18:28] MajorBlood: Major Blood fully heals at the expense of 50 off of his total HP pool.
[18:28] Mac: Pidgeot use Sand Attack
[18:29] MajorBlood: Major Blood uses Shockwave.
[18:29] MajorBlood: Pidgeot is stunned! He may not attack.
[18:29] Mac: aww dammit
[18:30] MajorBlood: Major Blood uses Double Slash.
[18:30] MajorBlood: Critical Hit!
[18:30] MajorBlood: Pidgeot fainted.
[18:30] MajorBlood: Would you like to send out a new Pokemon?
[18:30] Mac: I am pulling out the big one here. Go Beedrill
[18:31] MajorBlood: Major Blood uses Switch Weapon.
[18:31] MajorBlood: Major Blood drops his sword and grabs his spear.
[18:33] Mac: Bedrill, it will be your drill that pierce the heavens. Use your special

Hyper Bea,
[18:34] MajorBlood: Beedrill realizes that he doesn't actually have a drill.
[18:34] MajorBlood: Beedrill's attack failed.
[18:34] Mac: dammit
[18:34] MajorBlood: Major Blood uses Ignite.
[18:34] MajorBlood: Major Blood's next attack will deal fire damage.
[18:35] Mac: Withdraw Beedrill. I summon Blastoise
[18:36] MajorBlood: Major Blood uses Double Slash.
[18:36] MajorBlood: It's not very effective.
[18:37] Mac: Blastoise, use Rain Dance: the base power of Water-type moves will be increased by 50% and the base power of SolarBeam and Fire-type moves will be decreased by 50%. Also, the moves Synthesis, Morning Sun, and Moonlight will recover only ¼ of the user's maximum HP. Thunder will be 100% accurate under Rain Dance's effect.
[18:38] MajorBlood: Major Blood uses Shockwave.
[18:38] MajorBlood: Blastoise is Stunned. He may not attack.
[18:39] MajorBlood: Major Blood uses Charge.
[18:39] MajorBlood: Major Blood's next attack will deal Lightning Damage.
[18:41] Mac: Blastoise, Use Hydro Pump
[18:42] MajorBlood: (Major Blood has 260/970hp left)
[18:42] MajorBlood: Major Blood uses Double Slash.
[18:42] MajorBlood: It's Super-Effective.
[18:44] Mac: (Blastoise has 25/220)

Blasotise use Ice Beam. Freeze him
[18:44] MajorBlood: (Major Blood has 160/970hp left)
[18:44] MajorBlood: Major Blood is Frozen.
[18:45] Mac: *Mac throws a Ultra Ball)
[18:45] MajorBlood: *One Shake*
[18:45] MajorBlood: *Two Shakes*
[18:45] MajorBlood: Major Blood Escapes.
[18:46] Mac: damn
[18:46] MajorBlood: Major Blood Uses Double Slash.
[18:46] MajorBlood: Blastoise fainted.
[18:46] MajorBlood: Would you like to use a new Pokemon?
[18:46] Mac: Yes
[18:46] Mac: I bring out Golem
[18:47] MajorBlood: Major Blood uses Shockwave.
[18:47] MajorBlood: Golem is stunned. He may not attack.
[18:47] MajorBlood: Major Blood uses Regenerate.
[18:47] MajorBlood: Major Blood fully heals at the expense of 100 off of his total hp pool.
[18:48] MajorBlood: (Major Blood has 870/870hp)
[18:49] Mac: Golem, do it for the team. Use Explosion
[18:49] MajorBlood: Critical hit!
[18:49] MajorBlood: (Major Blood has 20/870hp)
[18:49] MajorBlood: Golem fainted.
[18:49] MajorBlood: Would you like to send out a new pokemon?
[18:50] Mac: yes
[18:50] Mac: I bring out Machoke
[18:51] MajorBlood: Major Blood uses shockwave.
[18:51] MajorBlood: Machoke is stunned. He may not attack.
[18:51] MajorBlood: Major Blood uses regenerate.
[18:51] MajorBlood: Major blood fully heals at the expense of 200 off of his total hp pool.
[18:51] MajorBlood: (Major Blood has 670/670hp)
[18:51] Mac: Machoke use Rock Smash
[18:52] MajorBlood: (Major Blood has 560/670hp)
[18:52] MajorBlood: Major Blood uses Double Slash.
[18:53] MajorBlood: Critical Hit.
[18:53] MajorBlood: Critical Hit.
[18:54] Mac: Mac uses a Hyper Potion on Machoke
[18:55] MajorBlood: Major Blood uses Double Slash.
[18:55] MajorBlood: Machoke fainted.
[18:55] MajorBlood: Would you like to use a new pokemon?
[18:55] Mac: no
[18:55] Mac: Mac flee's
[18:55] MajorBlood: Major Blood uses Cackle mightily.
[18:56] MajorBlood: IF YOU WANT TO CAPTURE ME, YOU'LL HAVE TO PUT UP A BETTER FIGHT THAN THAT.
[18:56] MajorBlood: Major Blood uses Dash away.

EDIT -

[19:02] Reformed Murphyist: Oh, wait, you challenging me?
[19:02] Reformed Murphyist: MASTER BALL A GOGO!
[19:02] MajorBlood: Nope.
[19:03] Reformed Murphyist: *Thadius throws a masterball*
[19:03] MajorBlood: ...in one sentence you did better than mac ever did.
[19:03] Reformed Murphyist: I do that.

[Loyal]

AXOren123 (9:10:59 PM): I think I'm a freak.
AXOren123 (9:11:22 PM): I unconciously poured Too Tall Tom's Camp Seasoning Mix onto my hand
AXOren123 (9:11:36 PM): and licked it
loyal2nes (9:11:54 PM): And what is Too Tall Tom's Camp Seasoning Mix?
AXOren123 (9:12:21 PM): What i use to season my chicken
loyal2nes (9:12:26 PM): Ah.
loyal2nes (9:12:38 PM): ..so why did you lick it?
AXOren123 (9:12:47 PM): it tastes good on chicken
AXOren123 (9:12:56 PM): I wanted to see if it needed the chicken ._.
loyal2nes (9:13:04 PM): XD
AXOren123 (9:13:13 PM): It doesn't.
loyal2nes (9:13:31 PM): I hope I haven't been a bad influence, with the sour patch kids stuff.
AXOren123 (9:13:42 PM): Fuck no, that's insane.
AXOren123 (9:13:54 PM): What I did was wierd
AXOren123 (9:13:59 PM): What you did was suicidal
AXOren123 (9:14:06 PM): No I'm using it on pop tarts
AXOren123 (9:14:17 PM): Now*
loyal2nes (9:14:34 PM): ...I can't imagine that ending well.
AXOren123 (9:14:58 PM): A blend of garlic, onion, black pepper, salt, celery, salt, and white pepper.
loyal2nes (9:15:25 PM): Are you 'opening' the pop tart and putting the seasoning inside, or just dumping it on the frosting?
AXOren123 (9:15:37 PM): both
loyal2nes (9:16:21 PM): Sounds appropriately disgusting.
AXOren123 (9:16:32 PM): It's not bad
AXOren123 (9:17:05 PM): It's quite good.
AXOren123 (9:18:54 PM): This it really good
loyal2nes (9:19:18 PM): o_O
AXOren123 (9:19:22 PM): It is
AXOren123 (9:19:40 PM): And the whole flask of seasoning is 1 calorie
AXOren123 (9:19:46 PM): because of the celery
AXOren123 (9:20:27 PM): So I can use as much on my food as I want
AXOren123 (9:20:35 PM): and my body will digest it
AXOren123 (9:20:48 PM): unlike your sugar of doom
loyal2nes (9:20:51 PM): You think you might be getting a little addicted?
AXOren123 (9:21:05 PM): I only have 5 flasks in my room
AXOren123 (9:21:14 PM): just kidding
AXOren123 (9:21:17 PM): 1 flask
AXOren123 (9:21:23 PM): in my room that is

[Thadius]

Shyria and I were watching The Goblet of Fire, and we gave it the Mystery Science Theater 3000 treatment. This was by far the most notable of the moments.

Thadius:
And now the tentacle monsters are attacking Harry! What gives?
Shyria:
They're just being dicks.
Thadius:
No, I think they lack dicks to be dicks with.
Shyria:
...I had that coming.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

[13:24] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: You are still wrong
[13:25] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: that's what she said
[13:25] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: also, so is your face
[13:25] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: ...
[13:25] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: you failed
[13:25] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: hard
[13:25] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: did I?
[13:25] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: did I really?
[13:26] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: yes...yes you did
[13:26] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: actually, that was a rhetorical question
[13:26] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: and you got it wrong
[13:26] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: -10 points for you

[Bob The Mercenary]

BobtheMercenary (8:18:24 PM): heh, here's hoping to dignified and casual conversation
Kneumatic Pnight (8:18:32 PM): NEVER!

I'd say this just about describes NPF as a whole.

[Fenris]

TheWizWhoDidIt: Look I don't know about you, but I want to grind on a whale.
NPFenris: Keep your creepy fetish shit to yourself.

EDIT:

[04:46:05PM] NPFenris: So, you'll be on top, then.
[04:46:20PM] CelesJessa87: just the way I like it

[Arhra]

This conversation fragment after I showed Phoenix a clip from GaoGaiGar demonstrates why it is one of the best mecha animes ever:

(2:59:42 PM) DancerVeiled: Is that guy.. Rocking out?
(2:59:49 PM) Arhra213: Oh yes
(3:00:02 PM) DancerVeiled: Clearly he out-rock-outed his opponent
(3:00:09 PM) Arhra213: OR DID HE?
(3:00:14 PM) DancerVeiled: Oh dear
(3:00:18 PM) Arhra213: Behold the power of smooth jazz!
(3:00:21 PM) DancerVeiled: METRONOME!
(3:00:46 PM) DancerVeiled: This is the most ridiculous battle ever.
(3:01:09 PM) DancerVeiled: Agh, he's been defeated by smooth jazz!

[Bob The Mercenary]

The Godly Me (10:56:05 PM): well...i dropped $300 on a camera...which i'm in the process of returning/selling in order to save for a nicer camera
The Godly Me (10:56:17 PM): in the meantime, i'm learning how to process the images i take
The Godly Me (10:56:27 PM): which in and of itself is a job
BobtheMercenary (10:56:57 PM): yeah, no thanks
The Godly Me (10:57:21 PM): this is the guy that shows me all these expensive things:
The Godly Me (10:57:22 PM): shalekun (10:56:44 PM): I still plan to find god, kill him, gouge out his eyes, and use them to make the perfect lens

[Mesden]

POS Industries (11:03:52 PM): But jeezus their father was scummy. He was interviewed just after Michael's death and all he talked about was some new money making scheme he was working on.
POS Industries (11:04:03 PM): That is how much he cares about his kids.
Mesden (11:04:11 PM): oh we all know he's evil
POS Industries (11:04:40 PM): Yeah, but god.... Most evil people at least pretend like they're upset about it.
Mesden (11:05:08 PM): A more stupid kind of evil
POS Industries (11:05:35 PM): "So are you doing okay?" "Oh yeah, I'm doing fantastic. I've got this new digital media venture that I think is going to be really big."
POS Industries (11:06:02 PM): "I mean, about your s--oh forget it. Where's an actual human being from the planet Earth?"
Mesden (11:06:04 PM): well I mean
Mesden (11:06:06 PM): he had like 20 kiids
Mesden (11:06:19 PM): He probably didn't even know which one died!
Mesden (11:06:29 PM): "Wait, Michael? Is that the really rich one or the crazy one?"
Mesden (11:06:34 PM): "uh, both, sir"
POS Industries (11:06:37 PM): Hint: The one he treated the absolute worst.
Mesden (11:06:45 PM): "Oh so the crazy rich girl or the crazy rich boy?"
POS Industries (11:06:52 PM): "Uhhh......"

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

[10:47] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: oh good you're here, I gotta admit something
[10:47] Melfice: Shoot.
[10:47] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: I've been carrying this guilt for a long long time.
[10:48] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: I shot Mr Burns
[10:48] Melfice: ... no.
[10:48] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: yes I did
[10:48] Melfice: ... Mac. I don't... I really don't know, man.
[10:48] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: sorry
[10:49] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: It was the 60's, I was high on Acid. I was going for the high score
[10:49] Melfice: *sigh*

[bluestarultor]

bluestarultor: I never got how "plox" was supposed to equal "please."
Ryong: please -> pls -> plz -> plx -> pl0x -> plox
bluestarultor: That's just retarded.
Ryong: I know.
bluestarultor: I can get "plz," but for God's sake, if you can't even spell text talk, you need to pay more attention in school, not try to pass it off as language.
Ryong: 50 15 1337 \/\/|-|1¢|-| 0|\||_Y 1D10T5 |_|53 4|\|D T|-|4T 15 \/\/|-|3R3 plox C0/\/\35 FR0/\/\.
Ryong: Oh god that took long to type.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Lady Cygnet is awesome.

[22:57] DaTripleT03: you remember Ruto from Zelda
[22:59] MasakaIsWaking: yeah
[22:59] MasakaIsWaking: what?
[23:00] MasakaIsWaking: you think she's sexy?
[23:00] DaTripleT03: Very much so
[23:01] MasakaIsWaking: how about Abe Sapien?
[23:01] DaTripleT03: not so much
[23:01] MasakaIsWaking: I think he and Ruto ought to hook up
[23:01] DaTripleT03: infact, one picture I wanna find is her and Zelda or Zelda and Samus
[23:05] DaTripleT03: does that make me a creep or furry?
[23:07] MasakaIsWaking: I....I think that makes you a scaly, to be honest
[23:07] DaTripleT03: a scaly?
[23:07] MasakaIsWaking: sure
[23:07] MasakaIsWaking: she's a fish person
[23:07] MasakaIsWaking: she has scales
[23:07] DaTripleT03: and is hot
[23:07] MasakaIsWaking: ergo, a scaly
[23:08] MasakaIsWaking: unless she has skin like an eel
[23:08] MasakaIsWaking: then she's not kosher
[23:08] MasakaIsWaking: and if you practice Judaism, you can't eat her
[23:08] MasakaIsWaking: sorry
[23:08] DaTripleT03: ...
[23:08] DaTripleT03: good thing I don't practice Judaism
[23:09] MasakaIsWaking: Indeed
[23:09] MasakaIsWaking: I don't think she'd accept that as a valid excuse for skipping cunnilingus
[23:09] DaTripleT03: oh of course
[23:09] DaTripleT03: wait, I always wondered, do you think they Practice sex
[23:10] DaTripleT03: because in MM they have tadpole like egs
[23:10] MasakaIsWaking: Only until they get it right, I suppose
[23:10] DaTripleT03: i think they have sex and then the female releases the eggs
[23:10] MasakaIsWaking: Now if you were a practicing Catholic, she'd like you during Lent
[23:11] MasakaIsWaking: because she'd be guaranteed to get eaten every Friday
[23:11] DaTripleT03: And I do like fish
[23:11] DaTripleT03: but yeah
[23:11] DaTripleT03: Ruto = Hot
[23:11] MasakaIsWaking: she'd have to abstain from meat on Fridays if she were Catholic
[23:11] MasakaIsWaking: so you'd be screwed
[23:11] MasakaIsWaking: or not
[23:11] MasakaIsWaking: in that case
[23:12] MasakaIsWaking: but every other day of the week is good
[23:12] DaTripleT03: oh yeah
[23:12] DaTripleT03: mmm Ruto
[23:12] DaTripleT03: I guess everyone has a weird fetish
[23:12] MasakaIsWaking: My brother would kick my ass if he knew I was mocking his denomination
[23:12] DaTripleT03: mine is hot Ruto on Zelda on Samus action ^^;;
[23:12] DaTripleT03: heheheeh
[23:12] MasakaIsWaking: But oh, it was worth it for those bad jokes
[23:12] DaTripleT03: yes it was
[23:13] DaTripleT03: this is almost worthy of a wing wong
[23:14] MasakaIsWaking: Almost?
[23:14] MasakaIsWaking: ALMOST?

[bluestarultor]

(Private) bluestarultor: Methinks I'm gonna check into my PW accounts, see about getting back into it.
(Private) Daimo Mac: your what?
(Private) bluestarultor: Perfect World.
(Private) bluestarultor: That game that CJ and I are on, on diifferent servers.
(Private) Daimo Mac: aww
(Private) Daimo Mac: you and cj eh
(Private) Daimo Mac: she's pretty cute
(Private) bluestarultor: We can't meet up on there unless we join the same server.
(Private) Daimo Mac: oh yes...same server
(Private) bluestarultor: See, characters stay on the server they're created on.
(Private) bluestarultor: You can't even transfer them.
(Private) Daimo Mac: *over Bluey's head*
(Private) bluestarultor: At least not that I'm aware.
(Private) bluestarultor: ...
(Private) bluestarultor: ???
(Private) bluestarultor: ...
(Private) bluestarultor: What?
(Private) Daimo Mac: *wink*


Mac. Will he ever stop teasing me? XD

[Bob The Mercenary]

The Godly Me (9:37:26 PM): ROEB
BobtheMercenary (9:37:33 PM): I'm just getting off
The Godly Me (9:37:38 PM): o_O
BobtheMercenary (9:37:40 PM): ...
BobtheMercenary (9:37:43 PM): let me restate that
BobtheMercenary (9:37:49 PM): I'm just logging off

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

[12:41] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: I hate the Iron Maiden
[12:41] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: fuck her
[12:41] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: if only
[12:41] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: ...sorry what?
[12:41] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: wait what
[12:41] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: ...okay that was creepy
[12:42] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: lol
[12:42] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: I know
[12:42] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: that was the point
[12:42] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: and coming from me
[12:42] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: ...?
[12:42] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: nvm
[12:42] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: what do do now she has taken my pins
[12:43] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: now you move your shadow on top of hers
[12:43] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: it damages her for some reason
[12:43] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: of course, I didn't need to do that, Beat just massacred her
[12:44] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: eventually she drops the Rhyme pin, which you have to use against her
[12:50] *** "Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!" signed off at Wed Aug 12 12:50:51 2009.
[12:51] *** "Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!" signed on at Wed Aug 12 12:51:38 2009.
[12:51] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: lawl Shiki x Neku 4 eva
[12:52] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: did you win?
[12:52] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: yeah
[12:52] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: stupid bitch and her huge tracts of land
[12:52] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: ...I found her very easy
[12:53] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: (pun intended)
[12:53] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: so she is the token BBG of the game
[12:53] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: ...
[12:53] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: what
[12:53] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: I don't see how that applies
[12:54] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: to the conversation
[12:54] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: working off your pun intended line
[12:54] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: oh.
[12:54] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: ...well, gameplay-wise, I kicked her ass
[12:54] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: ...
[12:54] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: gggaaaaah
[12:54] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: hmm
[12:54] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: I was about to make another joke but I stopped myself
[12:54] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: it was like stifling a sneeze
[12:54] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: say it
[12:55] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: hurts like a bitch
[12:55] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: say it
[12:55] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: I was gonna say like... relationship-wise, I f- *BEEP*
[12:55] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: ...
[12:55] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: sodomy
[12:55] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: ...
[12:55] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: ewwww
[12:55] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: lol
[12:56] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: but yeah, Beat did like 50 damage per hit
[12:56] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: and he had combo strings 40 attacks long
[12:56] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: nice
[12:56] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: so it was all about the D-pad
[12:56] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: meanwhile Neku had psychokinesis and a few ranged pins, none of which were useful in this case
[12:57] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: i like the slashers
[12:58] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: they're effective until you reach the pins with all the really high attack power
[13:05] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: Mr Mew ftw
[13:05] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: yawn.
[13:05] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: Shiki sucked
[13:06] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: ......ghk
[13:06] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: what is wrong with you?
[13:06] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: your stupid "fuck her" comment was wide open
[13:06] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: ....aaaaack
[13:06] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: you got me started
[13:06] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: I blame you
[13:06] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: what'd I do now?
[13:06] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: the Iron Maiden
[13:06] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: comment
[13:07] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: all I said was that she was the token BBG of TWEWY
[13:07] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: no, you said "fuck her"
[13:07] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: oh
[13:08] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: and how does that relate to Shiki?
[13:08] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: and then I was like, "if only"
[13:08] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: well, it just got me in the mindset...
[13:08] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: hmm
[13:08] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: Rhyme >=D
[13:08] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: to make puns with innuendo, I mean
[13:08] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: I thought rhyme was a dude until she died
[13:09] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: i always knew Rhyme was a girl
[13:09] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: couldn't joke about her if I tried
[13:09] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: you could ell by the face
[13:09] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: what about that one thing wearing reaper chick
[13:10] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: ....
[13:10] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: pinky
[13:10] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: ...Kariya?
[13:10] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: oh.
[13:10] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: and yes she does, you can tell
[13:10] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: what about her?
[13:10] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: your thoughts on her?
[13:10] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: she does what?
[13:10] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: eat carpet?
[13:10] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: ...
[13:10] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: dude wtf is wrong with you
[13:11] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: lol
[13:11] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: Uzuki is a lesbian
[13:11] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: I'm sure of it
[13:11] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: why do you say that?
[13:12] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: ...I dunno
[13:12] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: ...
[13:12] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: it's your fantasy isn't it
[13:13] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: some kind of gaydar
[13:13] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: no, not really
[13:13] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: pink hair?
[13:13] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: uh huh sure
[13:13] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: though I do wonder if she also dyes... uh...
[13:13] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: ...
[13:13] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: lol, not really
[13:13] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: she's an anime chick
[13:13] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: mmhmmm
[13:13] Alex - OBJECTION! Your honour, your FACE is invalid!!: it's her natural hair colour.
[13:13] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: this is gonna be fun to wing wong

[Mirai Gen]

Mirai says: I feel like it makes a softer cusion for Gavin to be in the party. Yes he is a werewolf, and therefore a threat to the party, but with precautions and careful monitoring he'll be fine and his demand to keep the lycanthropy makes sense.

Noncontradictory says: I can kinda get with it, as I am very vaguely reminded of how vampires are fine if they aren't outside during the day, though that is admittedly different. It does have a certain air of silly about it though

Mirai says: At least Gavin doesn't sparkle if it's cloudy during a full moon.

Noncontradictory says: He's a 'vegetarian' werewolf, vegetarian here meaning he only eats animals, not people.

Mirai says: I will be a bestselling author in a week!

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Mac :The devil's hat tipper. says:
you...perhaps, IU have yet to see comics from ye
Melfice says:
XD
Melfice says:
I know, I know.
Melfice says:
The comics are /there/... they just won't come out.
Mac :The devil's hat tipper. says:
ahh
Mac :The devil's hat tipper. says:
if I were to provide you a weekly stipend of 750 Euro's, would they come out
Melfice says:
XD
Melfice says:
For a weekly pay of €750 I'd put on a tutu and do a tango.
Well... privately.
In a closed room. By myself.

But, y'know.
Melfice says:
It's a /tutu/.
Mac :The devil's hat tipper. says:
lol
Mac :The devil's hat tipper. says:
if I was an evil bastard I would wing wong that
Melfice says:
*shrugs*
Melfice says:
Like I care. =P
Mac :The devil's hat tipper. says:
okay
Mac :The devil's hat tipper. says:
*goes to wing wong*
Melfice says:
Hehehe.

[Toastburner B]

(BJ = Toastburner B)

[20:12] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: make a sprite
[20:12] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: you need a sheet
[20:12] BJ: That would require artistic talent.
[20:13] BJ: And I seemed to have skipped that line when it was being handed out.
[20:13] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: want me to make you one?
[20:14] BJ: If you feel so inclned.
[20:14] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: maybe
[20:14] BJ: But really, you just want to be able to kill me in a comic, right?
[20:14] BJ: Isn't that the only reason why people like TB in the Avvy RPs?
[20:14] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: no
[20:14] BJ: Okay...one of the major reasons.
[20:15] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: the only Mac that would want to kill you would be DK Mac
[20:15] BJ: You have a Donkey Kong Mac?!
[20:15] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: no
[20:15] BJ: You should that would be awesome.
[20:15] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: Dark KNight Mac
[20:15] BJ: BatMac?
[20:15] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: no
[20:16] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: there are 13 Mac's
[20:17] BJ: You should totally bump it up to 15 and make Donkey Kong Mac and BatMac
[20:17] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: no
[20:17] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: that's stupid
[20:17] BJ: Stupid like a guy that keeps respawning as ever more useless creatures?
[20:18] BJ: Stupid is the new smart.
[20:18] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: okay
[20:18] BJ: Which means that I Stephen Freakin' Hawkins
[20:18] BJ: ...That is his name, right?
[20:19] BJ: Minus the Freakin', of course.
[20:19] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: if stupid is the new smart then you can't be Stephen Hawking cause he is super smart
[20:19] BJ: Exactly! I'm so smart Ic can't even remember his name!
[20:19] BJ: or type!
[20:20] BJ: In feature centuries, people will look back on me and say, "Man...Toastburner was so stupid, he was brilliant."
[20:20] BJ: ...future centuries
[20:20] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: feature centures you say
[20:20] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: is it like a feature presentation
[20:20] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: or Cellphone Feature
[20:20] BJ: IT'S MY FIRST GREAT DISCOVERY!
[20:21] BJ: Feature Centuries is what happens after you get sucked into a black hole.
[20:21] BJ: You get turned into a movie.
[20:21] BJ: There are not movie starts...just creepy after-images of people who keep getting sucked into black holes.
[20:21] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: uh huh
[20:22] BJ: Stephen Freakin' Hawkings, baby!
[20:22] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: you are smart
[20:22] BJ: Smart like a dodo!
[20:22] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: uh huh
[20:23] BJ: Sorry...I'm operating off of about 3 hours of sleep, so all of this seems really funny on my side of things.
[20:24] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: so is it wrong if one of my mac's is a female
[20:24] BJ: Only if you find her attractive.
[20:25] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: no
[20:25] BJ: Rather that's incest or narcissism I have no idea.
[20:25] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: that's...that is many levels of creepy
[20:25] BJ: Hey man...you asked.
[20:26] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: yeah but you took itbto new heights
[20:27] BJ: Remember...Stephen Freakin' Hawkings.
[20:28] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: i could be evil and link you to TV Tropes
[20:29] BJ: I am above you and your petty threats.
[20:30] BJ: ...Or I could do it first!
[20:30] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: uh huh
[20:30] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: wouldn't you be hooked first
[20:30] BJ: Not so if I link it through Google.
[20:30] BJ: Bam!
[20:30] BJ: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HomePage
[20:30] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: nothing
[20:31] BJ: AMWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHA! :o)
[20:31] BJ: Lies.
[20:31] BJ: You're wasting your life away randoming clicking links right now, and we both know it.
[20:31] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: nope
[20:31] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: you never gave me something interesting
[20:32] BJ: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IHaveNothing
[20:33] BJ: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IHaveNothingToSayToThat
[20:33] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrystalDragonJesus
[20:34] BJ: You know what you and your idea of a female mac will lead to?
[20:34] BJ: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NightmareFuel
[20:34] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: how will it lead to nightmare fuel
[20:35] BJ: See: my early comment about incest et al.
[20:35] BJ: And your reply of "new heights of creepy"
[20:35] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: not happenning tho
[20:35] BJ: If I went there, you know other people are going to go there.
[20:36] BJ: I'm the relatively innocent one.
[20:36] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: you hit on her and she will hit you in the face with a potion
[20:36] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: cause she is an Alchemist
[20:36] BJ: It's not ME I'm worried about hitting on her!
[20:37] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: who
[20:37] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: of ALL the Mac's who are you most afraid of
[20:37] BJ: ...Donkey Kong Mac. He already has a history of running off with other people's womenfolk.
[20:38] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: there is no Donkey KOng Mac
[20:38] BJ: But there should be!
[20:38] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: no
[20:38] BJ: And now the stupidity comes full circle.
[20:38] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: cause that is stupid
[20:39] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: ow
[20:39] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: my head hurts now
[20:40] BJ: ...If only I could make an evil laugh sound in Stephen Hawking's computer voice.

[TDK]

[20:33] Pete | My faith protects me. My kevlar helps.: *wicked guitar solo all up in your face*
[20:33] NikNik: ...
[20:33] NikNik: You now owe me $10.
[20:33] NikNik: at alexmacneil@parkercomics.com.
[20:33] Pete | My faith protects me. My kevlar helps.: Paypal okay?
[20:33] NikNik: Yep.

[Loyal]

AXOren123 (7:57:36 PM): Rule 34 disproves the game.
AXOren123 (7:57:43 PM): How would one make porn of the game?
loyal2nes (7:57:56 PM): ...wouldn't it be "The game disproves rule 34"?
AXOren123 (7:57:56 PM): It's my birthday! The game.
loyal2nes (7:58:15 PM): Also, I assure you, someone has done it. I'm not sure how or what it is, but surely you aren't the first to think of it.
AXOren123 (7:58:15 PM): no
AXOren123 (7:58:35 PM): Well, hold on.
loyal2nes (7:58:51 PM): Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it.
loyal2nes (7:59:04 PM): You postulate that there is no porn of "The Game", and thus Rule34 is disproven.
AXOren123 (8:00:32 PM): no
AXOren123 (8:00:43 PM): Rule 34 states that the game doesn't exist
loyal2nes (8:03:07 PM): You are reading it wrong, and going on an "absence of proof" scenario. Rule34 does not say anything about things for which no porn exists; Rather it merely states that everything has porn of it - That there is nothing for which porn does not exist.
AXOren123 (8:03:43 PM): If it exists, there is porn of it. Therefore, if there isn't porn of it, it doesn't exist.
loyal2nes (8:04:10 PM): That's the scenario I mentioned. Absence of Proof is not Proof of Absence.
loyal2nes (8:04:22 PM): Furthermore, there is a very simple corrolary to Rule34: No. Exceptions.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

[19:10] Reformed Murphyist - Thadius: You're not paying any attention, are you?
[19:10] Reformed Murphyist - Thadius: Heck, I could say that I found a nuclear missile silo beneath my house and you wouldn't listen.
[19:10] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: no I am listening
[19:10] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: also playing with Terra
[19:10] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: got dissidia
[19:11] Reformed Murphyist - Thadius: Terra...Terra? Doesn't ring a bell.
[19:11] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: ...FF6
[19:11] Reformed Murphyist - Thadius: ...*Facepalm*
[19:12] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: fail
[19:12] Reformed Murphyist - Thadius: Yes. Everyone has such moments.
[19:12] Reformed Murphyist - Thadius: ...Pardon me, supper calls.
[19:12] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: and now for wing wong

Krogo is a killer.

[22:01] Scott: i have to go give megan a bach massace
[22:01] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: ah WHAT?
[22:01] Scott: i may or may not be back later
[22:01] Scott: back
[22:01] Scott: massage
[22:01] Scott: lol
[22:01] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: ahhh
[22:01] Scott: that was an awesome typo

[krogothwolf]

What, I never told you i was a mass murderer?

[Thadius]

If you value your sanity, you will NOT LOOK.

Shyria:Oh you know what else? I swear, while we were at Spirit, I swear I saw a Nurse Joker costume. Granted, it just had some generic name like "Creepy Nurse" or whatever, but the pic on the bag was unmistakeable
Shyria:And they had V outfits
Thadius:V!
Thadius:V V V V V V V.
Thadius:And creepy nurse outfits? The Joker did his best work in a nurse uniform.
Thadius:...*Mental scarring*
Thadius:GEH.
Thadius:Hand me a cheese grater, will you?
Shyria:*offers cheese grater*
Thadius:*Uses it on head*
Thadius:Trying desperately to get that IMAGE out of my HEAD.
Thadius:*Starts grating head off in slices*
Thadius:This mental image is WORSE than the Hooter Mac image.
Shyria:Now imagine them fighting to the death
Thadius:No, it's more of a...
Thadius:Joker in a nurse outfit on a stripper pole offering himself for the night image.
Shyria:O.=.O
Shyria:O.=.O
Thadius:Now I suppose you'll be wanting the cheese grater.
Shyria:*Shoots self in head with minigun*
Thadius:Though you scrub and bleach again and again Rule 34 strikes again!
Thadius:Lemme guess. You cannot unsee this image, right?
Thadius:And I've forever ruined The Dark Knight for you, haven't I?
Shyria:>.=.O
Thadius:You won't be able to see the Joker lean over Harvey in the hospital bed without imagining Harvey paid him for that service.
Shyria:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Thadius:And all those restraints are just to get into the 'feel' of things.
Shyria:SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPS HUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP
Thadius:'I've gotten rid of everyone else Harvey. We're all alone. Just you...and me.'
Shyria:YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHH *sets you on fire then smashes Axetinguisher into your head*
Thadius:'Oh Joker, have you come to help me? Have you come to make me feel better?'
Shyria:*covers you in chocolate then throws you to the pit of premenstrual women*
Thadius:'Oh yes, Harvey. I've come to set you free...'

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Reformed Murphyist says:
I HAVE SEEN THE END.
Mac :The devil's hat tipper. says:
what about a genderbent Joker in a nurses uniform on a stripper pole not wearing uinderwear
Reformed Murphyist says:
And how about Joker leaning over Harvey in the hospital bed about to give Harvey his 'services'?
Mac :The devil's hat tipper. says:
i am immune
Mac :The devil's hat tipper. says:
okay
Mac :The devil's hat tipper. says:
Batman...in a thong
Reformed Murphyist says:
That only complements the Joker in a nurse outfit...
Reformed Murphyist says:
Aw hell. We've slashed the Dark Knight.
Mac :The devil's hat tipper. says:
lol
Mac :The devil's hat tipper. says:
we have slashed the unslashable
Reformed Murphyist says:
Seen the unseeable.
Mac :The devil's hat tipper. says:
wrote the unwritable ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH

I blame Thadius!

[Major Blood]

[20:09] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: one sec
[20:09] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: diving into these muff
[20:09] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: ins
[20:10] Mac: The devil's hat tipper.: fucking ing slipup
[20:10] MajorBlood: Best typo ever.
[20:10] MajorBlood: In fact, wing-wonged.

[Thadius]

Mac :
Subversive.
Anti-government.
Thadius :
I have nothing against the notion of government. I merely believe that the current one sucks dead men's testicles for kicks.
Y'know. Instead of helping us.
Mac :
Canada has it worse.
Thadius :
Right, your government has taken to reanimating the dead before sucking them off.
Still for kicks, though.
Mac :
Wait what.
When did you hear that?
Thadius :
I have my ways.
Sicko.

[Bob The Mercenary]

BobtheMercenary (12:07:13 AM): fuck that link
BobtheMercenary (12:07:17 AM): not clicking
BobtheMercenary (12:07:24 AM): not at midnight
BraveFencerMikey (12:07:43 AM): Ah, vore as drawn by mamabliss right on the first page. I forgot about that.
BraveFencerMikey (12:07:46 AM): Fantastic.
BobtheMercenary (12:07:56 AM): vore?
Kneumatic Pnight (12:08:06 AM): I was reading an old thread by doctors about how stupid and terrible patients in the ER are.
Kneumatic Pnight (12:08:11 AM): They got into colostomy bag porn.
Kneumatic Pnight (12:08:17 AM): And so forth.
BobtheMercenary (12:08:24 AM): ..................................
Kneumatic Pnight (12:08:55 AM): Well colostomy porn, technically.
Kneumatic Pnight (12:09:04 AM): The bag is just because of muscle memory.
BraveFencerMikey (12:09:09 AM): Some guro on the first page, too.
BobtheMercenary (12:09:14 AM): what is guro?
BobtheMercenary (12:09:19 AM): I've heard that term
BraveFencerMikey (12:10:07 AM): You could always google it. Beter yet, google image search it with no filtering.
BobtheMercenary (12:10:15 AM): hahahahaha
BobtheMercenary (12:10:16 AM): no
BobtheMercenary (12:11:38 AM): "the terms ero and ero guro are widely recognized as codewords denoting artwork that depicts extreme/bizarre violence (mutilation, dismemberment, scatology, etc.) in an erotic manner."
BobtheMercenary (12:12:00 AM): there's a niche for this!
Kneumatic Pnight (12:12:01 AM): WELCOME TO THE WIDE WORLD OF PORNOGRAPHY
Kneumatic Pnight (12:12:04 AM): =D?
BobtheMercenary (12:12:10 AM): people get off to this?!
Kneumatic Pnight (12:12:19 AM): People get off on everything.
BraveFencerMikey (12:12:19 AM): Oh yes.
BobtheMercenary (12:12:21 AM): I thought I knew
BobtheMercenary (12:12:28 AM): I THOUGHT I KNEW
Kneumatic Pnight (12:12:33 AM): Oh, Bob.
Kneumatic Pnight (12:12:37 AM): That's 'cause you're dumb.
Kneumatic Pnight (12:13:04 AM): I mean, I barely know, but that's because I learned enough to make a conscious decision to not know.
BobtheMercenary (12:13:49 AM): yeah, I have found my limit
Kneumatic Pnight (12:14:14 AM): That's the funny thing about limits, Bob.
BobtheMercenary (12:14:15 AM): THERE'S A FACEBOOK GROUP
Kneumatic Pnight (12:14:22 AM): they will slide further than you could ever imagine.
Kneumatic Pnight (12:14:27 AM): And faster than you can see.
Kneumatic Pnight (12:14:30 AM): STICK WITH US, BOB
Kneumatic Pnight (12:14:33 AM): WE WILL SHOW YOU THE WORLD.
Kneumatic Pnight (12:14:39 AM): But not me, I don't want to see it.
BraveFencerMikey (12:14:48 AM): You say that as if there's only one, Bob.
BobtheMercenary (12:15:28 AM): I will echo the words of one Robert Muldoon
BobtheMercenary (12:15:36 AM): "They should all be destroyed."
Kneumatic Pnight (12:15:49 AM): Only the Sith deal in absolutes.
BobtheMercenary (12:16:21 AM): I know an EU fan who hates that saying
Kneumatic Pnight (12:16:38 AM): Because it makes NO FUCKING SENSE.
Kneumatic Pnight (12:16:45 AM): ONLY THE SITH IS AN ABSOLUTE
BraveFencerMikey (12:16:51 AM): The banana thread isn't as good with photos.cx dead. ):
BobtheMercenary (12:17:59 AM): what is vore?
BraveFencerMikey (12:18:20 AM): This one you should be able to derive simply from the word.
BobtheMercenary (12:19:03 AM): googling
BobtheMercenary (12:21:25 AM): o_O

[Magic_Marker]

I'm Hrothgar. Mac is Mac, duh.


(7:30:23 PM) Daimo Mac: twice my bluff is better then your bluff
(7:30:43 PM) Hrothgar: My bluff fucks your bluff's mother and calls your bluff.
(7:31:01 PM) Daimo Mac: My bluff fucks your bluff's sister and girlfriend
(7:31:21 PM) Hrothgar: My bluff doesn't have a girlfriend. He's gay and there's nothing wrong with that!
(7:31:36 PM) Daimo Mac: My bluff is bi
(7:32:23 PM) Hrothgar: Your bluff is a slut, my bluff was a one man man.
(7:32:38 PM) Hrothgar: Who fucked your bluff's mother out of deisre for control
(7:32:47 PM) Daimo Mac: My bluff may be a slut, be he converted your bluff to be my bluff slut
(7:33:01 PM) Hrothgar: NOT UH!
(7:33:07 PM) Daimo Mac: YUH HUH
(7:33:18 PM) Hrothgar: NOT UH A MILLION!
(7:33:34 PM) Daimo Mac: YUH HUH A MILLION an 1
(7:33:42 PM) Hrothgar: NOT UH INFINITY!
(7:33:52 PM) Daimo Mac: YUH HUH INFINITY plus 2
(7:34:21 PM) Hrothgar: THERE NO SUCH THING AS ANTHING BIGGER THAN INFINITY
(7:35:19 PM) Daimo Mac: Your bluffs mom is bigger then infinity
(7:35:53 PM) Hrothgar: no such thing!
(7:35:59 PM) Daimo Mac: YUH HUH
(7:36:21 PM) Hrothgar: You bluff's mom is a gentleman and a scholar so I'm the bigger man!
(7:36:53 PM) Daimo Mac: Your Bluff's mom is a noble lady who donates time to help the homeless
(7:37:33 PM) Hrothgar: You Bluff's mom paid for my college at M.I.T.
(7:38:21 PM) Daimo Mac: Your bluff's mom paid for tutelage at Oxford. Including meals and accomodations
(7:38:35 PM) Hrothgar: rich bitch.........
(7:38:47 PM) Daimo Mac: dude, this is wing wong worthy
(7:38:55 PM) Hrothgar: I was going to say the same thing

[Nikose Tyris]

Omegle is surprisingly fun.

You: Hello!
Stranger: hi
You: The weather in Canada is currently terrible. How's the weather there?
You: My igloo is melting. :(
Stranger: lol
Stranger: trying using some ice
You: We used up our yearly allotment of electricity in July to keep the damn thing up- now we can't make ice and the rain is melting it.
Stranger: have you considered moving?
Stranger: heard the housing market is great nowadays
You: Well we live in Montreal- The french won't let us get away. :( They have guards and it's quite embarassing. It's why nobody likes Quebeckers.
Stranger: its the French
Stranger: just threaten them abit
Stranger: and they'll surrender
Stranger: accents and all
You: Hmm good plan! I'll go do that!
Stranger: kk

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Daimo Mac: not us
Hrothgar: We don't even get attacked it's hilarious
Hrothgar: Sing this in battle: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=375ENQbru8s
Daimo Mac: yet again I must top you
Daimo Mac: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ-4eUJiYO8
Hrothgar: Already watching it
Hrothgar: I must counter with the best Sytx song ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPI_kKNmBDI&feature=related
Daimo Mac: oh you are good
Hrothgar: Don't make me pull Queen into this
Daimo Mac: oh yeah
Daimo Mac: you may have Queen, but I have, the KIng
Daimo Mac: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtyJbIOZjS8
Hrothgar: Dammit this will be hard
Hrothgar: Keyboard solo: JJ Abrams!
Hrothgar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqz5dbs5zmo
Daimo Mac: yet again I must top you with a dynamic pow http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEx9r5enZsk
Hrothgar: You have unleashed: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V7aUT13qtM
Daimo Mac: oh you are good
Daimo Mac: yet...
Daimo Mac: I must top you
Hrothgar: You can't fight the Powah
Daimo Mac: one sec
Daimo Mac: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7Wohpd8TxE
Hrothgar: Damn your polite hide
Hrothgar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgX-7ebLOdw&feature=related
Daimo Mac: very good very good
Daimo Mac: what about the Ballad of the Serenity

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaLPpKCC9pg
Hrothgar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-TAxm00jOg I will counter with the REAL space cowboys
Daimo Mac: You'll believe a man can fly http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nF6w0c7Vfs
Hrothgar: But can the flying man catch them all? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOX3OmUhQoo
Daimo Mac: But the fastest thing alive can http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LntDLGKXAFI
Hrothgar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHxO4fLjgwE
Daimo Mac: Resorting to children's card games? That's preposterous.

This is a real persons ah nee mays

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifzCj1kwJi4
Hrothgar: BILL FUCKING MURRAY! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCHFVTQKqdQ
Daimo Mac: well played well played
Daimo Mac: but, can the ghost busters stand up to the Heroes in a Half Shell

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paQ0wjTTrBE
Hrothgar: Fuck that noise :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DqtxgtzzAU
Daimo Mac: yes fuck your noise
Hrothgar: You know very well that the 2k3 was the better series
Daimo Mac: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8zlUUrFK-M
Daimo Mac: That theme is your themes great grandaddy and he is cranky
Hrothgar: John Williams off!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiHXBkZYJZM&feature=related
Daimo Mac: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyCigHHwOcE
Hrothgar: You did not just do that
Daimo Mac: oh byes I did
Hrothgar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L5LNuTR604&feature=related
Daimo Mac: you idiot
Hrothgar: It's pronouced MORAN
Daimo Mac: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hAJ78TJsVk
Hrothgar: Points for the song, but points off for not having the actor sing it> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iF96BunNIw
Daimo Mac: so it's over 9000 for me to 2
Hrothgar: 5387
Daimo Mac: choose song
Hrothgar: look up
Hrothgar: link's above
Daimo Mac: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bzWSJG93P8
Hrothgar: Easy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUX9ja5ZY6M
Daimo Mac: point
Hrothgar: If it wasn't so long, this would be wing wong worthy
Daimo Mac: it is if you use alt text
Daimo Mac: oh btw,
Daimo Mac: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhoGvClVgLg
Daimo Mac: read the title
Hrothgar: That's a hard one
Daimo Mac: that's what she said ^^;;
Hrothgar: not to me :(
Daimo Mac: anyway
Hrothgar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVrQv36YFgg
Daimo Mac: mais oui haha
Daimo Mac: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfCV1bVOiGc
Hrothgar: Instanly better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caRKvQAyU7M
Daimo Mac: you are fighting to someone who worships CT music
Daimo Mac: the magus was a mere appetite whetter
Daimo Mac: time to pull out one of the big guns *Mac uses OCRemix Attack*
http://ocrmirror.org/files/music/remixes/Chrono_Trigger_%26_FF9_KnightsComeMarchingHome_OC_ ReMix.mp3
Hrothgar: Damn you.
Hrothgar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vaBxXCH9b8
Daimo Mac: Hey, have you heard about that Mario guy? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvB-lIcHHPQ
Hrothgar: I can almost hear the....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBcDoZnN8ac
Daimo Mac: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w17tx4dxj10&feature=PlayList&p=7624C21B9E5E192A&index=31
Daimo Mac: bring on the METAL \m/ >_< \m/
Hrothgar: Oh we goin nerdcore huh? : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjqqRlgzv6c&feature=related
Daimo Mac: http://ocrmirror.org/files/music/remixes/Final_Fantasy_7_AscensiontoCosmoCanyon_OC_ReMix.mp 3
Hrothgar: Missed the metal theme, ALTERNATE METAL! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co2Zt615P5M
Hrothgar: Either way... well played
Daimo Mac: complete 180
Hrothgar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp6eswhgOKk
Daimo Mac: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk5_OSsawz4
Hrothgar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59ZX5qdIEB0
Daimo Mac: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd4XWIlW8d0
Daimo Mac: Dragon Roost Island Orchestrated
Hrothgar: Submitt to the 2007 hype machine! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obKnIvxJGX8
Daimo Mac: Awww, you got me good
Daimo Mac: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzYof5GjhQ8
Hrothgar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3cTPrWoHnM
Daimo Mac: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ios6zLDR8AI
wham
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MRGt_PvyT8&feature=related
bam!
Thank you man
Hrothgar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekvNvyUgpF8
Daimo Mac: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h_bx0PLxWg
Hrothgar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtfQg4KkR88
Daimo Mac: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xE2M3RJJXA
Hrothgar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06AOTWgey74&feature=related Best of both worlds
Daimo Mac: funny thing, Bret was in Lord of Rings
Hrothgar: Really?
Daimo Mac: yeah
Hrothgar: Random hobbit?
Daimo Mac: Arwens escort to the havens
Hrothgar: I'll keep a look out the next time I watch
Hrothgar: He on the standard cut or extended ed.
Daimo Mac: by the way, United states Canada mexico panama, hait jamaica peru...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDtdQ8bTvRc
Hrothgar: Why should I care about non American countries. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNUDDaEOvuY&feature=related
Daimo Mac: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vvy0wRLD5s8&feature=related
Hrothgar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdUUywIsIGI
Daimo Mac: This is my triumph...you make your note here, my success

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI
Hrothgar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRhPeJ3uzOc
Daimo Mac: ...
Daimo Mac: I'm tapped
Daimo Mac: you win this time Magic
Hrothgar: One more, to take your dignity: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_TfBbR6L0M&feature=fvst

[Nikose Tyris]

Stephen was Joshelplex. GM William is me.

We are discussing a contested dice roll.

Monster Hunter Graios (Stephen) said (9:08 PM):
Dont doubt a Catholic son, we dont lie like them Protestants
Game Master William said (9:08 PM):
You don't MASTURBATE. How can ANYONE trust you?!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Reformed Murphyist says:
*In other news - WTF system infected?!
Shyria says:
*oh no
Reformed Murphyist says:
*Virus? Sapping MAH system?
Shyria says:
*It's more likely than you think
Reformed Murphyist says:
*Norton, I choose you!
*Norton used SYSTEM SWEEP!
Shyria says:
*NoooorrrrrrrTON!
Reformed Murphyist says:
*Norton identified FOE VIRUS!
*FOE VIRUS used SYSTEM CRASH!
*It doesn't effect NORTON...
*NORTON used QUARENTINE!
*FOE VIRUS was disabled!
*FOE VIRUS can't move!
*NORTON used DISINFECT!
*It's a One-Hit KO!
*Norton wins!
Shyria says:
* *victory music*
Reformed Murphyist says:
*Norton gained 1150 xp points
*Thadius gained $500 dollars.
*Norton went up a level!
*Norton learned UPDATED SOFTWARE!
*Okay, that? I expect you to edit that for grammar and wing-wong that.
*Since, y'know, VIRUSED over here.
Shyria says:
akay

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

I really oughta be careful how I start my conversations

Reformed Murphyist says:
Y'know, I was gonna make you a metalsmith.
But then Kerensky snapped up the posistion.
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper. says:
umm
I don't play
Reformed Murphyist says:
You could read and laugh at my misfortune though.
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper. says:
I killed someone today
Reformed Murphyist says:
Wait what.
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper. says:
i killed someone today
he was up acting all rightous so I chased him down to beat him and he ran off so I went w/e so he comes back and attacks me from behind
well I turned around and killed him cold
Reformed Murphyist says:
...Should...should I be looking for a lawyer?
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper. says:
i dunno
ask Solid Snake if he can represent in Ashenvale
Reformed Murphyist says:
...I'm just gonna...yeah...go over here and pretend that didn't happen...
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper. says:
what
this was in WoW
Reformed Murphyist says:
*Thadius used FLEE*
OH!
Phew.
Y'might've mentioned that, ye daft git!
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper. says:
I fucking got you man
so fucking wing wonged

[BitVyper]

BitVyper: aha
BitVyper: you saw your nails and you wanted to paint them blaaack?
BitVyper: no colours anymore, you wanted them to be blaaaack?
myst: what??
BitVyper: .....
BitVyper: seriously?
ken: There are people in this world who don't know that song.
BitVyper: apparently
ken: Granted, I use the word "people" charitably...
BitVyper: I'm not mad
BitVyper: just... disappointed
BitVyper: I mean, didn't they teach you these things at university?
ken: You'd be shocked.
ken: My Music Appreciation course didn't even have a SECTION on classic rock.

[Bailey]

Okay, I used to know this, but what is the name of the chat room for the NPF?


This seemed like the right place to ask.

[Arhra]

Ah, the joys of Star Wars talk.

Arhra213: "I have a secret wife with a secret baby! Trying to live up to this insane code just makes me... want... want to KILL ALL THE JEDI!" - Anakin Skywalker
Arhra213: And the Jedi were all "What the hell Anakin? Bros before hos, man!"
DancerVeiled: XD
DancerVeiled: And Palpatine's all "Yo dawg, come to the dark side. We have cookies. And Power. Remember all the power I gave you? First hit is free, yo."
DancerVeiled: Anakin: "Man, I don't want any of your dark side shit. I'm outta here. I'm turning you in."
DancerVeiled: Palpatine: "Yeah but your secret wife'll die."
DancerVeiled: Anakin: "... Okay, fine."
DancerVeiled: Palpatine: >:3
Arhra213: Anakin: "And I might as well try some of your shit while I'm here."
DancerVeiled: Anakin: "I think Palpatine's Sith."
Mace Windu: "SAMUEL L MUTHAFUCKING JACKSON WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS SHIT."
DancerVeiled: Mace Windu: *bursting into Palpatine's office* "MOTHERFUCKER I HEAR YOU A SITH LORD. DROP YO LIGHTSABER AND I'LL ONLY BEAT YOU UP HALFWAY DEAD."
DancerVeiled: Palpatine: "Yeah? Well, My lightsaber's gold."
DancerVeiled: *Kills three Jedi Masters*
Mace Windu: "That's pretty fucked up, man, but I know Sith Battle Rage!"
DancerVeiled: Mace Windu: *Rage*
Palpatine: *Rage*
DancerVeiled: Anakin: "Hey guys..."
DancerVeiled: Palpatine: *Rage*
Mace: *rage*
DancerVeiled: Anakin: "Am I interrupting something?":
DancerVeiled: Mace Windu: "Help me kill this motherfucker, Anakin! For the LAW!"
Palpatine: "He's going to murder me! And then your wife'll die!"
Mace Windu: "Bitch you lie!"
Palpatine: "Nuh-uh!"
DancerVeiled: Anakin: "... This is kinda confusing. Uh, Mace, can you like, let him go until he tells me how to save my wife, THEN kill him?"
DancerVeiled: Mace: "Nawh man, he killed like three Jedi Masters and shit. That's more than you'll ever be."
Palpatine: "I'M GETTING UGLY, SAVE ME"
Arhra213: Mace: "NO, ONLY THE SITH DEAL IN ABSOLUTES!"
Arhra213: *Mace Windu dies*
Arhra213: Anakin: "Oh shit oh shit I killed a cop!"
Arhra213: Palpatine: "You could always kill all the cops, Anakin. Then you'd be the cops."
Arhra213: Anakin "But..."
Palpatine: "They want to kill your wife, Anakin!"
Anakin: "I MUST KILL ALL THE JEDI!"
Arhra213: >>
DancerVeiled: XD
DancerVeiled: Kids: "Hey, it's Anakin! :D"
Anakin: ">:<"
Kids: X_x

DancerVeiled: Yoda: "Don't look at those."
Obi-Wan: "I'm looking at those."
Kids: "Hey, it's Anakin! :D"
Anakin: ">:<"
Kids: X_x
Obi-Wan: ":o"
Yoda: :\
Obi-Wan: ":S?"
Yoda: "Told you."

DancerVeiled: Palpatine: "EXECUTE ORDER SIXTY-SIX."
Stormtroopers: "Huzzah! Sixty-six!"
*Jedi Masters: "Oh noes, stormtroopers with blasters! We are dead!"*
Audience: "Wait, since when have stormtroopers with blasters ever killed Jedi in the history of Star Wars?"

DancerVeiled: Battle of Genosis: *Jedi being killed by blasters*
"Okay, okay... But they were poorly, trained, I mean-*
Luke Skywalker: *flawlessly deflects stormtrooper blasters*
"You can be poorly trained and not suck..."
Arhra213: HE IS THE CHOSEN ONE
DancerVeiled: Psh
DancerVeiled: Chosen ones are dime-a-dozen
Arhra213: THE CHOSEN ONE
DancerVeiled: Artoo never gets shot
DancerVeiled: Are you telling me HE'S a chosen one too?
Arhra213: He does get shot
DancerVeiled: Okay, but he never dies.
Arhra213: Plus who's going to shoot the defenceless garbage can with no weapons?
DancerVeiled: ... CHEWBACCA NEVER GETS SHOT!
DancerVeiled: And he doesn't even have any lines
Arhra213: He's a great big bear-ape
Arhra213: Shooting him would only make him angry
DancerVeiled: .... Han never gets shot!
Arhra213: You sure?
DancerVeiled: Leia does, but not Han.
Arhra213: How did Han get captured then?
DancerVeiled: Han only gets tortured.
Arhra213: By the threat of being shot
DancerVeiled: Oh, true.
Arhra213: If he was impossible to shoot, he wouldn't have been frozen in carbonite
Arhra213: QED
DancerVeiled: Granted, there was also the threat of DARTH VADER
DancerVeiled: You know being... Right there
Arhra213: Eh, it's all an act
Arhra213: They just do all that stuff to humour Vader
Arhra213: Lest he start using his lightsaber instead
DancerVeiled: XD
Arhra213: Probably sat them down outside and told 'em "Vader's in the next room, so just play along, OK?"
DancerVeiled: Stormtroopers hate it when Vader pulls out his lightsaber, cause he doesn't admit he can't see anything in that helmet
DancerVeiled: So he always twirls around and kills like fifteen of his own guys
DancerVeiled: It's really messy.
Arhra213: Vader: "Ahahaha, die Rebel scum!"

[Kim]

Nonsy says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GBGFs69D5E&fmt=18 The drums ruin the song, but visually I like the opening sequence.

Game Master William says:
well hello new friend

Nonsy says:
New friend?

Game Master William says:
how you doin noncon

Nonsy says:
Pretty good

Game Master William says:
i was thinking about maybe writing something for that thing you do

Nonsy says:
My wacky website?

Game Master William says:
yes that thing

Nonsy says:
What in particular would you be writing?

Game Master William says:
like i had this idea and i thought it was pretty good, writing up some kind of big review for a game
but like the problem is im stuck on the game
do I do something like oblivion where itd be a really good, like, counter to anything mirai writes
or should it be like a stupid old classic game review
man im like really stumped on thsi

Nonsy says:
I dunno. As long as the review is good, and isn't an opinion already expressed on the site, I'll post it, though. You can review a game we've already reviewed if you have a different opinion, or a game we haven't. Whatever you feel.

Game Master William says:
oh okay that helps me decide
i
i think i am stoned

Nonsy says:
Too much medication?

Game Master William says:
i took vicodin for the first time since I started the prescription tonight
im reading back and noticing that i am skipping a lot of things in my typing.

Nonsy says:
Awesome

Game Master William says:
this might be awesome i am not sure
i think i need
to start doing
something
just...
did you review dragon age yet?

Nonsy says:
Not yet. I think someone is reviewing it right now but I'm not that someone so I haven't the foggiest clue.

Game Master William says:
okay, so i think i will do that and be as brutally honest as i can from the 'ps3' standpoint

Nonsy says:
Okeedokee. Just as a heads up, If it's under two and half pages without pictures we'll probably harass you to make it longer.

Game Master William says:
i will be making it really, really long
like, each ally you get without dlc will probably have his own section

Nonsy says:
Hehe awesome

Game Master William says:
man
i am so wasted

Nonsy says:
Go have philisophocal debates with people

Game Master William says:
hey have you ever considered that god said to love everyone but gets all pissy if you love another man despite saying hey dudes go love your fellow ma
god is a closet homosexual

Nonsy says:
He just doesn't want the other Gods to find out and make fun of him, so he is especially antagonistic towards homosexuals

Game Master William says:
oh
oh oh oh
so god has self doubt issues
god is an athiest.

Nonsy says:
Yes, exactly

Game Master William says:
why am i laughing so ahrd

Nonsy says:
Because you're high as a kite.

Game Master William says:
yes that is probably it
holy shit i just want everyone to read this and be like, 'whoa'

Nonsy says:
You could wing-wong it or whatever the fuck that is people do

Game Master William says:
i
dont think i can copypaste right now
like im pretty sure i'd fuck it up

Nonsy says:
How much of this conversation do you want wing-wong'd

Game Master William says:
like
all of it if we can.
how much fits in a copy paste

Nonsy says:
I could probably copy paste everything we've done so far

Game Master William says:
okay
lets do that

[Bob The Mercenary]

Nikose is: tired, bleeding says:
We were discussing harvesting parapalegic kids for limbs, since they can't use them anyway.

Rob says:
...

[Flarecobra]

flarecobra: So, how's it feel to be in Final Fantasy 13?
Cloud Strife: Eh what? Show?
flarecobra:
flarecobra: ^_^
Cloud Strife: Show me please?
Cloud Strife: And also, yes, go Saints.
flarecobra: Well, remember that pic showing how Lightning and Cloud had the same face?
Cloud Strife: Ohhh... no.
Cloud Strife: I don't.
Cloud Strife: <_<
flarecobra: Lightning's visual design is influenced from Cloud Strife from Final Fantasy VII, as Tetsuya Nomura was asked to design a female version of him to be the protagonist of Final Fantasy XIII.[2]
Cloud Strife: lol!!!
flarecobra: And given that Cloud's a known cross-dresser that's able to stand up to close examination...
Cloud Strife: <_< Damn. I've been found out.

[Cloud Strife]

bellerussian: are you getting pounded by snow?
bellerussian: because we could get another 2'
Cloud: lol... we haven't had snowfall since December.
Cloud: ><
bellerussian: lucky
bellerussian: we got 28" over the weekend
Cloud: Yeesh.
bellerussian: and might get 1'-2' starting tonight
Cloud: Tempted to say 'that's what she said' but you know I think that would just hurt.
bellerussian: haha

[Flarecobra]

0:47 flarecobra1: You? Have mercy?
10:47 flarecobra1: Who are you and what have you done with Thadius?
10:47 Thadius: I do know the meaning of the word.
10:48 Thadius: I just choose to show it to people that aren't Mac.
10:48 Daimo_Mac-1: pfft
10:48 Daimo_Mac-1: Mercy left you the moment you took out the chainsaw
10:49 Thadius: Nah. Mercy left me when I started designing real-life execution shafts.
10:50 Daimo_Mac-1: ...
10:50 Loyal2NES: oh horseshit.
10:50 Daimo_Mac-1: you know, what would happen if I made your coffee decaff
10:50 Thadius: I'd make my own.
10:50 Thadius: ...Suddenly I feel the need to sing 'Arabian nights' while watching Rick paint.
10:51 Daimo_Mac-1: ...
10:51 Daimo_Mac-1: If I could wing wong this, I would
10:51 Thadius: You could try.
10:51 Daimo_Mac-1: ...
10:51 Daimo_Mac-1: nah
10:51 Daimo_Mac-1: not worth it
10:52 Thadius: Damn I knew my choir training would get me in trouble one day.

[MSperoni]

Mace Windu: "SAMUEL L MUTHAFUCKING JACKSON WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS SHIT."


That could be the quote from any Samuel L. Jackson movie!

John McClain: Hold tight this is gonna get bumpy!
Zeus Carver: SAMUEL L MUTHAFUCKING JACKSON WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS SHIT!


*Pumpkin and Honey-Bunny attempt to rob diner*
Jules Winnfield: SAMUEL L MUTHAFUCKING JACKSON WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS SHIT!


John Hammond: Why did Nedry turn the power off of the park's gates?
Dr. Arnold :SAMUEL L MUTHAFUCKING JACKSON WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS SHIT!


Rae Doole: I wanna fuck everything!
Lazarus Redd: SAMUEL L MUTHAFUCKING JACKSON WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS SHIT!...no wait..

[bluestarultor]

Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper. : so...you still moving out then?

Me: Yep.
But it's not so bad. I've been on my own before.

Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper. : PARTY!!!!!!

Me: So what about your situation?

Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper. : *dons the lampshade* WOOOO
my situation>

Me: Something about a gold medal?

Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper. : oh that
I rectified it

Me: Deleted all your porn?

Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper. : ayyyy *thumbs up*
nope
I left it up to fate
3 sets of three coin tosses

Me: I don't think God works that way.

Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper. : hey
according to this link someone sent me, it's okay by god if I ahem cleanse the temple

Me: You mean go to Confession, I hope? Because that involves penance and trying to fix what you didn't do.

Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper. : confession if one is catholic

Me: I understand there are similar systems elsewhere. If you rob a bank, you still have to give back the money.

Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper. : you are confusing me with someone who follows organized religions as I do not

Me: You have really funny religious views. And by funny I mean it hurts my brain.

Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper. : if I have to suffer from stupidity induced aneurysms I feel I should spread the wealth

Me: By the way, this is so Wing-Wonged.

[bluestarultor]

SO HEY I WAS TALKING WITH NIK!

Nikose: BLUES.

Me: Hi.

Nikose: *PUNCH*

Me: Oh, what did I say/do now?

Nikose: Nothing!
You just have an incredibly punchable face.

Me: I see.
I may be able to improve on this.

Nikose: ...You are the most agreeable person on the planet. Except to Noncon.

Me: NonCon is one of the LEAST agreeable people on the planet.

Nikose: I disagree, I get along famously with him most of the time.
and I did just rip apart one game he loved.
Heavy Rain.
Man I fucking hate taht game

Me: He's fine if you agree with him, but if not, there are issues.

Nikose: I disagree again!
I disagree with him a LOT, but we remain friends anyway.

Me: Well, he doesn't debate in a way I can manage, let's put it that way.

Nikose: Fair enough
...
HOW WOULD YOU IMPROVE ON YOUR FACE?

Me: I figure if I can get as smug as Fucker Carlson, they might syndicate me.

Nikose: *gets his bat*

Me: Hahahaha!
Joking, of course.

Nikose: Thought so.

Me: His is truly a face in need of a fist.

Nikose: Indeed!


As a note to Non, nothing against you, buddy. I really just can't take your debate style. ;)

[Kim]

Nik's confusing me with Mirai. I don't like or dislike Heavy Rain. I haven't played it.

[synkr0nized]

The vast majority of IM conversations between myself and NPF community members:

<NPF Community Member>: Hey, what's up?
My IM Client: <current away message>



Some of you have actually caught me though.



I miss when I had fun/the gumption to stick around in IRC - and not just to idle - channels. There's actually a chance to read something funny with enough forumites pounding away at the keys.

[bluestarultor]

Mac thinks he can turn me gay and has been trying for over a month now.


Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper. : so guess who wound uo in the hospital with a broken leg!
Me: WHAT!?
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper. : yeah I was goofing around, slipped and heard a wet snap in my right leg
Me: Wait, is this an April Fool's thing?
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper. : doctors say it may have to go for surgery
yeah
man my left leg really hurts, hopped up on pain killers
Me: Well, that sucks.
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper. : dude
it was april fools
Me: Yeah, I know.
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper. : read back and you'll see
jerk ass =D
Me: It took me 2 seconds to realize.
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper. : still got you
Me: Yeah.
For two seconds.
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper. : yes, but I still got you
Me: Yeah.
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper. : so what's new in the world of NPF
Me: Not much, really.
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper. : dawww
weak
lamer then your wit
Me: Joke's on you. I'm writing Yahtzee.
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper. : thus
even LAMER
fail
not only do you have a punchable face, you have a fail face
Me: Man, do I really? Nik said that, too.
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper. : it's worthy of a trip to wisconsin
Me: Heh.
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper. : I show up, ring the bell, punch you out and leave
Me: We don't have a doorbell. Your plan is defeated!
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper. : Knock on the soor jack ass
Me: Is that plan B? :P
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper. : no
plan b involves virgin's blood, a gay couple and a goat
Me: Sounds kinky.
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper. : so you bi curious yet?
Me: Nope.
Found some really good furry art, though.
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper. : ...
Blue
you know my thoughts
Me: Happy April 1st! :P
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper. : you motherfucker
Me: BWAHAHAHAHA!



I took the opportunity today to exploit his deep, personal hatred of furries (long story) in retaliation. :p




EDIT: Talking with Nik!

alexmacneil@parkercomics.com : Boooooooooooored
Me: Well, here's something to lighten your day then. Sheep is now an element.
alexmacneil@parkercomics.com : I'm going to set you on fire and feed you to something smaller then yourself.
Me: It's a long story.
alexmacneil@parkercomics.com : hehe
Me: I'm making a platformer in line with something like Hocus Pocus or Mega Man and one of the spells is a sheep mount.
alexmacneil@parkercomics.com : Sounds VERY fun!
Me: There's a trap that responds differently to all the spells.
So I was writing things down by element.
So my list consisted of fire, ice, lightning, water, sheep. XD
alexmacneil@parkercomics.com : XD

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

I haven't done this in a while

Thadius says:
I'm actually kinda scared of the Mauve of war.
I'm also scared that my prize Typholsion is breeding with a Camarupt so quickly.
Mac: The Devil's tips his hat to me! says:
i am gonna get my DS online
would you have something for me
Thadius says:
Four generations of breeding will result in a horrible monstrosity-
AW NOT AGAIN.
Mac: The Devil's tips his hat to me! says:
what
Thadius says:
Apparently he's REALLY pent-up.
Mac: The Devil's tips his hat to me! says:
what do you mean...
Thadius says:
Third egg in two minutes.
AW FOR THE LOVE OF-
Mac: The Devil's tips his hat to me! says:
heh
better take one out
Thadius says:
Naw I dunno the ratio of male/female for Numels.
I want a male one, so until a little guy hatches, they both stay in.
Aaaaaaaaand test 1...
...Girl. Into the box, then the wilds with her!
Mac: The Devil's tips his hat to me! says:
i'll take her
Thadius says:
AW FER CHRISTSAKE.
PYROMANIA GET OFF THE VOLCANO CAMEL.
Mac: The Devil's tips his hat to me! says:
huh
Thadius says:
DO WE NEED TO EDUCATE YOU IN BIRTH CONTROL PYROMANIA?
This is his, what, sixth kid?
...Seventh.
When we're done with this phase of the project, I'm nutering him.
EIGHTH.
Mac: The Devil's tips his hat to me! says:
lol
put them up for auction on NPF
Thadius says:
And number two has hatched...
Mac: The Devil's tips his hat to me! says:
boy or girl?
Thadius says:
Yay boy!
...He just won't stop humping that camel.
Mac: The Devil's tips his hat to me! says:
oh god this is wing wong worthy
Thadius says:
So long as you don't include my super-secret plans I'm good with it.
I've got...seven eggs what must be hatched.

[SephirothSama]

Kneumatic Pnight
(12:35:54 AM): YOU CANNOT STOP THE ONCOMING STORM
(12:35:56 AM): SO MANY PENISES
Pnight Kneumatic
(12:35:58 AM): D':
(12:36:01 AM): *kills self*
Kneumatic Pnight
(12:36:07 AM): IT'S LIKE STUDIO 54 THERE'S SO MANY PENISES GOIN GON
(12:36:09 AM): I dunno
Pnight Kneumatic
(12:36:13 AM): That would be most terrifying.
Kneumatic Pnight
(12:36:15 AM): IN HEAVEN, THEY PROBABLY DON'T WEAR PANTS
Pnight Kneumatic
(12:36:19 AM): XD
Kneumatic Pnight
(12:36:24 AM): I know I wouldn't
Pnight Kneumatic
(12:36:36 AM): I'm not going to heaven. :3
Kneumatic Pnight
(12:36:41 AM): Yes you are!
(12:36:46 AM): YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF WHERE YOU GO
(12:36:53 AM): Except in... you know... a bunch of cosmologies.
(12:36:55 AM): << >>
Pnight Kneumatic
(12:36:55 AM): SURE I AM!
(12:37:12 AM): I just off a bunch of babies and I'm set.
(12:37:15 AM): :D?
Kneumatic Pnight
(12:37:23 AM): Unless they're going to become the next hitlers.
(12:37:27 AM): Then you're fucked
Pnight Kneumatic
(12:37:42 AM): Or, just build and idol of myself and worship it.
(12:37:53 AM): Or, like, a bird god.
(12:37:56 AM): :#
(12:38:00 AM): :3, rather
Kneumatic Pnight
(12:38:15 AM): But when that bird god raises you to heaven, then you're going to so pissed.
Pnight Kneumatic
(12:38:19 AM): XD
Kneumatic Pnight
(12:38:26 AM): I HAD THOGUHT ALL HUMANS HAD FORGOTTEN ME
Pnight Kneumatic
(12:38:28 AM): But it will be bird heaven.
Kneumatic Pnight
(12:38:31 AM): THANK YOU WINGCHILD
Pnight Kneumatic
(12:38:38 AM): All will be good.
(12:38:38 AM): :3
Kneumatic Pnight
(12:38:39 AM): I dunno!
(12:38:53 AM): Birds don't wear pants so I doubt there will be many more pants in bird heaven.
Pnight Kneumatic
(12:38:57 AM): XD
Kneumatic Pnight
(12:39:04 AM): See.
(12:39:05 AM): SEE?!
(12:39:09 AM): I CAN MAKE ANYTHING SOUND HORRIBLE
Pnight Kneumatic
(12:39:10 AM): But their weewees are tucked discretely inside.
(12:39:11 AM): :D
(12:39:19 AM): Birds are so polite.
(12:39:21 AM): *nod*
Kneumatic Pnight
(12:39:24 AM): Yeah, that's how they SURPRISE YOU WITH 'EM!
Pnight Kneumatic
(12:39:30 AM): XD
Kneumatic Pnight
(12:39:33 AM): It's like nopenis nopenis nopenis BAM PENIS
(12:39:39 AM): OUTTA NOWHERE
(12:39:41 AM): LIKE, WOOSH

[bluestarultor]

I think this says a bit about the utility of my software.


Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper.: what I may do is build the comic in PSP9
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper.: then do the text in PSp7
Joseph Bauer: You have two versions on your machine?
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper.: yeah
Joseph Bauer: And no alternatives?
Joseph Bauer: Cripes!
Joseph Bauer: I have PDN, GIMP, Inkscape, and Flash!
Joseph Bauer: Granted, I have yet to get GIMP to work.
Joseph Bauer: Or Inkscape.
Joseph Bauer: But I have tried taking things into Flash.
Joseph Bauer: PDN is all I need, though.
Joseph Bauer: Oh, and Gale.
Joseph Bauer: I use that just to grab colors from.
Joseph Bauer: So I mostly only use PDN, but dammit, I have alternatives!

[Kim]

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[bluestarultor]

Herein I demonstrate my willful ignorance of Warcraft lore. Worgen should have been Horde.


Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper.: hey Blue
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper.: wanna know how to get me angry
Joseph Bauer: Sure.
Joseph Bauer: Say I like Dranei?
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper.: Mention Tauren Paladins
Joseph Bauer: I thought Tauren only got Druid?
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper.: no
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper.: they are Lore Wise called Sun Druids, but in game...they are fucking PALADINS
Joseph Bauer: So how about them Worgen?
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper.: TAUREN CAN NOT USE THE LIGHT. THEY REVERE THE EARTH MOTHER THEY ARE GODDAMN FUCKIGN INDIANS
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper.: ANCIENT INDIANS DID NOT BELIEVE IN CHRIST!
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper.: Worgen are acceptable Lore wise
Joseph Bauer: They MADE them acceptable lore-wise.
Joseph Bauer: Worgen should have been Horde.
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper.: The Worgen hail from Gilneas which was a member of the Original Alliance of Lordaeron which would have had a belief in the Light
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper.: they would never have allied themselves
Joseph Bauer: They're wolfmen.
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper.: When they closed off themselves from the world, they still saw the Horde as evil
Joseph Bauer: I don't care about the crap they made up to justify it, you do not give bloody feral wolfmen to Alliance.
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper.: Genn Greymane, if he is still alive would rather seek an audience with the King of Stormwind
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper.: dude they are still human
Joseph Bauer: ... Sigh.
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper.: Think of it this way
Joseph Bauer: Mac, I want to do an experiment. There's a race of people. They have fangs and drink blood. Sparkles optional. Do they go to Alliance or Horde?
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper.: Blue this is not a fair question
Joseph Bauer: Yes it is.
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper.: physical attributes aside don't work
Joseph Bauer: ...
Joseph Bauer: Mac, I only wanted this for the Horde.
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper.: not Horde because Garrosh is a prick
Joseph Bauer: You'd rather take bat-eared midgets over awesome werewolves?
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper.: Ahem
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper.: Werewolves need to be skinned as a pelt
Joseph Bauer: Sorry, wolfmen.
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper.: I would rather have a Goblin on the Horde because they are lacking in the technological advances
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper.: again
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper.: from a Lore perspective, Varian Wrynn would want the Worgen for 2 reason
Joseph Bauer: But- but WOLVES!
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper.: 1, to welcome back one of the original members of the Alliance of Lordaeron
2: To be elitist and say, hey Horde look, we have creatures in our group as well
Joseph Bauer: They already have the Jesus-thulu race.
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper.: the Space Goats?
Joseph Bauer: The Dranei.
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper.: ahh Space Goats
Joseph Bauer: I prefer Jesus-thulu.
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper.: again Lore Wise, the Dranei will never be friendly with the Horde
Joseph Bauer: I know, because they're Jesus-thulu.
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper.: no
Joseph Bauer: You can't be purple and have glowing white eyes and not be a good guy, tentacles be damned.
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper.: because back on Draenor, Kil'jaedan decieved the Orc's into slaughtering the Dranei
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper.: do you want some back history on the Dranei and Orcs?
Joseph Bauer: I thought we established that as a no. :P
Joseph Bauer: Lore whore. :P
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper.: well toobad
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper.: you have opened the tomes Da'Maioh Solmac
*takes a deep breath* ahh fuck it
Joseph Bauer: XD
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper.: okay
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper.: on the Horde, who do you favour
Joseph Bauer: I know you're into the lore, but for me, it's like trying to read the collected works of Metal Gear while standing on my head inhaling paint.
Joseph Bauer: You mean which race do I like best?
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper.: oh please
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper.: the WoW Lore is not as fucked up as Metal Gear Shit
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper.: wow we mentioned the new Horde Class without me raging too much
Joseph Bauer: Huh.
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper.: nevermind
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper.: Horde or Alliance
Joseph Bauer: Horde, duh.
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper.: good boy
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper.: preferential Race?
Joseph Bauer: Hell if I know. I don't play.
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper.: why do you like the Horde?
Joseph Bauer: Would have loved to rip people apart as a Worgen, though.
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper.: yeah
Mac: The Devil's Hat Tipper.: Alliance sucks

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

I swear to Zombie Jesus I will kick you in the ovaries.

[bluestarultor]

I swear to Zombie Jesus I will kick you in the ovaries.

And I swear to a coin toss that I will never accept badass feral wolves as a member of Alliance. :P

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

And I swear to a coin toss that I will never accept badass feral wolves as a member of Alliance. :P

Christ. DO I need to fucking explain it to you. Here let me go WHY the Worgen of Gilneas would join the Alliance.

Back during the Second war after the Horde had overtaken Stormwind, the refugee's from there arrived on the shores of the Eastern Kingdom. Among the refugee's was young Varian Wrynn, the newly crowned king. So with his entourage consisting of the Archmage Khadgar (who was Medivh's Apprentice) and Anduin Lothar (the former champion of Stormwind and later Grand Champion of the Alliance) and he approached then king Terenas Menethil about the Orcish Horde.

After the story, Terenas summoned the rest of the leaders on the Easter continent. They consisted of:

Archmage Antonidas of Dalaran
Lord Admiral Daelin Proudmoore of Kul Tiras
Lord Genn Greymane: Ruler of Gilneas
Lord Aiden Perenolde: Ruler of Alterc
Lord Thoras Trollbane: Ruler of Stromgarde
King Anasterian Sunstrider: Ruler of the High Elves of Quel'Thalas
King Magni Bronzebeard: Ruler of the Ironforge Dwarves and Khaz Modan
Archbishop Alonus Faol: Leader of th Church of Light


After the fall of the Horde, the Alliance, for the most part fractured. Genn Greymane took on an isolationist approach and sealed off Gilneas from the rest of the world.

With the Worgen emerging from Gilneas, it would be appropriate for them to return to the original Alliance. The Horde might accept them, but Gilneas would still see them as demon worshippers and monsters. Varian Wrynn will probably use that to his advantage seeing as how much he loathes the Horde. Given that Garrosh in Cataclysm is also leading the Horde (for the love of Zombie Buddah WHY! FUCK!). It will spark more animosity between the two factions, leading into an all out war.

In short. Despite the beastial appearance of the Worgen, they are still human and will always side with Stormwind.

[bluestarultor]

I am a lore whore.

Yes, you are. I'd still rather have seen Worgen on Horde. They look better there. ;P

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Yes, you are. I'd still rather have seen Worgen on Horde. They look better there. ;P

Aesthetics have nothing to do with it.

Think of it this way. The Alliance hide their beastial side when regarding the Horde. The Worgen are just more open about it.

[bluestarultor]

Aesthetics have nothing to do with it.

Think of it this way. The Alliance hide their beastial side when regarding the Horde. The Worgen are just more open about it.

Mac, what part of "do not care" evades you? ;)

We probably should stop clogging up the thread.

[Geminex]

Oh no, please, go on, there is nothing more fascinating than observing the two of you expose, yet again, the collossal degree to which you are nerds.
Do continue discussing why worghen should be horde and how the politics and succession of an imaginary, digital fantasy-world affect this monumentous injustice and how, in completely unrelated news, both of you have yet to find a girlfriend. We're agog, I assure you.

[Meister]

Justine | SHINE AQUA ILLUSION: did you get satan's onion message?
http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/5126/onionmessage.gif (http://img684.imageshack.us/i/onionmessage.gif/)

[bluestarultor]

Oh no, please, go on, there is nothing more fascinating than observing the two of you expose, yet again, the collossal degree to which you are nerds.
Do continue discussing why worghen should be horde and how the politics and succession of an imaginary, digital fantasy-world affect this monumentous injustice and how, in completely unrelated news, both of you have yet to find a girlfriend. We're agog, I assure you.

Dude, chill. No need to get nasty.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

This, among other things, is what happens when you take me and Mauve and drop us in an empty TF2 server for a few hours.

(I manage to scattergun Pyro-Mauve to death as a Scout)
[MUTE] florgis : SCOOTS. MY WORST ENEMY.
[UAT] shyriadracnoir : MUAHAHA
[UAT] shyriadracnoir : had an idea for a comic related to that
[MUTE] florgis : oh?
[UAT] shyriadracnoir : Engie Thad: I have good news and bad news. The good news is I figured out how to make Shyria react to the effects of caffine
[UAT] shyriadracnoir : Engie Thad: The bad news is...
[MUTE] florgis : NEED A DISPENSAH HEEAH! NEED A DISPENSAH HEEAH!
[UAT] shyriadracnoir : *tiny kolbold Scoot Shyria running around bonking shit* BOINK
[MUTE] florgis : hahahah
[MUTE] florgis : nice. XD
[MUTE] florgis : NO HEALTH KIT FOR YOU
[UAT] shyriadracnoir : :(
[MUTE] florgis : PYRO HOGS IT ALL TO BANDAGE HIS BROKEN KNEES FROM JUMPING LIKE AN IDIOT OFF THE BALCONY

(Me as Sniper, her as Soldier)
[MUTE] florgis : in a single moment I saw your hat over the top of the hill, and my little soldiery life flashed before my eyes.
[UAT] shyriadracnoir : hee
[UAT] shyriadracnoir : sneaky
[MUTE] florgis : :D
[MUTE] florgis : i now live in constant fear of being headshot
[UAT] shyriadracnoir : >:D
[MUTE] florgis : "oh hey, a little red dot. I won-- OH JEEZ SNIPER BEAD HIDE!!!"
[MUTE] florgis : that was the thought process of the last five seconds there. XD
[MUTE] florgis : sneaky!!
[MUTE] florgis : awww. I thought the cart would save me. CART, WHY DO YOU BETRAY ME NOW?!
[UAT] shyriadracnoir : CART IS SPY
[MUTE] florgis : D:
[UAT] shyriadracnoir has earned the achievement Not a Crazed Gunman, Dad
[MUTE] florgis : You ARE a crazed gunman. Don't lie to your father.
[UAT] shyriadracnoir : nu uh
[UAT] shyriadracnoir : no u
[MUTE] florgis : You don't have a problem with kiling. You can quit any time you want to!!
[UAT] shyriadracnoir : just one more, man....

(We both go Soldier)
[UAT] shyriadracnoir : shovel fight!
[MUTE] florgis : i have the equalizer
[MUTE] florgis : here I thought I had the upper hand.
[UAT] shyriadracnoir : CRIT SHUVL
[MUTE] florgis : CRIT SHOVELLLLLL!!! *SHAKES FIST!!*
[UAT] shyriadracnoir : or rather KRITSHUVL
[MUTE] florgis : hahah. YES.
[MUTE] florgis : KRITSHUVL
[MUTE] florgis : OF KRITICAL KOMBAT
[UAT] shyriadracnoir : OMG KRITSHUVL OP NERF PLOX

(Dustbowl, me as Spy, her as Sniper)
[UAT] shyriadracnoir : who's hunting who....
[MUTE] florgis : hehehehe
[MUTE] florgis : you're hunting, I'm running like a terrified baby. who can run.
[MUTE] florgis : >.>
[UAT] shyriadracnoir : scared?
[MUTE] florgis : quite.
[MUTE] florgis : very.
[MUTE] florgis : yets
[MUTE] florgis : *whimper*
[MUTE] florgis : i didn't kill it.. i just made it mad
[MUTE] florgis : ......wow. Thank you lucky crit knife.
[MUTE] florgis : i was basically flailing around madly in terror hoping I wouldn't die.
[UAT] shyriadracnoir : now what? Make my skin into a wallet or something?
[MUTE] florgis : I mean.. uh... I was fighting you off bravely like the brave sniper i am.
[MUTE] florgis : yes.
[UAT] shyriadracnoir : -_-....
[MUTE] florgis : Yes I will.
[UAT] shyriadracnoir : That whole last bit was like something out of Jurassic Park
[MUTE] florgis : hahaha! Oh man, I missed the chance to say CLEVER GIRL before dying horribly!!
[MUTE] florgis : :(
[UAT] shyriadracnoir : sucks to be you
[MUTE] florgis : i am ashamed.
[UAT] shyriadracnoir : *SHAME*
[MUTE] florgis : PYRO VICTORY
[MUTE] florgis : i shall drown my shame in FIRE.

(We switch maps over to Egypt)
[UAT] shyriadracnoir : Ok, rule 1 here: As a medic, NEVER touch anything that looks like an ancient mystical artifact
[MUTE] florgis : hehehehee
[MUTE] florgis : aww, why not?
[MUTE] florgis : it could be full of candies!
[UAT] shyriadracnoir : Because the Germans always die first, haven't you seen Indiana Jones?
[UAT] shyriadracnoir : Badly
[MUTE] florgis : .....true.
[MUTE] florgis : XD
*DEAD* [UAT] shyriadracnoir : See
[MUTE] florgis : MY health kit.
[MUTE] florgis : oh jeez!!
[MUTE] florgis : natashaaaaaa.
[UAT] shyriadracnoir : She just wants to give you kissies
[MUTE] florgis : :(

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Oh no, please, go on, there is nothing more fascinating than observing the two of you expose, yet again, the collossal degree to which you are nerds.
Do continue discussing why worghen should be horde and how the politics and succession of an imaginary, digital fantasy-world affect this monumentous injustice and how, in completely unrelated news, both of you have yet to find a girlfriend. We're agog, I assure you.

You're on a fan forum for a sprite comic based around an old Final Fantasy game.

You're in the thread that is dedicated to posting conversations that have been had online.

You expect people to not be nerds?
What?

[bluestarultor]

Me, being agreeable again:

Joseph Bauer: I'm an odd one, aren't I?
Game Master William: yep
Joseph Bauer: It's a combination of my own morals and tolerance. I don't care of people don't share my morals as long as they admit their own morality.
Joseph Bauer: I mean, if they want to kill me or steal from me or whatever, yeah, I still take issue with the act.
Joseph Bauer: But if they're going to be doing it in general, I at least want them to admit they know what they're doing is wrong in our society.
Game Master William: Heh.
Game Master William: Fair nuff.
Joseph Bauer: I guess it boils down to honesty. If you're going to be a lying, thieving, murdering sunnovagun, you should at least admit it to yourself.
Joseph Bauer: You can then lie your ass off about it to anyone who asks. XD
Game Master William: *gets out his bat* I'm glad you pointed that out.
Joseph Bauer: Pointed what out?
Game Master William: *smack*
Joseph Bauer: Ouch.
Joseph Bauer: Does this have to do with my face again? XD
Game Master William: Yep
Joseph Bauer: Oh, good. I was afraid it was something I said.

[Grimpond]

You're on a fan forum for a sprite comic based around an old Final Fantasy game.

You're in the thread that is dedicated to posting conversations that have been had online.

You expect people to not be nerds?
What?

QFT

Mark: just look at the nameing conventions.
~Arym~: I dont knowq whatchu talkin bout
Mark: Super mario land Super mario world Super mario galaxy
Mark: next should be super mario universe
Mark: followed by super matio multivers
~Arym~: oh lawdy
Mark: then super mario string theory
~Arym~: haha
~Arym~: HE MUST PLAY THE STRINGS TO BRING ABOUT EXISTENCE
Mark: lol yes

[Flarecobra]

How me and a friend communicate.

flarecobra 10:31 am
(10:31:39 AM): *Poke*
ikaserver01 10:31 am
(10:31:51 AM): *pokepoke*
flarecobra 10:31 am
(10:31:56 AM): *pokepokepoke*
ikaserver01 10:32 am
(10:32:07 AM): *pokepokepokepoke*
flarecobra 10:32 am
(10:32:14 AM): *pokepokepokepokepoke*
ikaserver01 10:32 am
(10:32:30 AM): *pokepokepokepokepokepoke*
flarecobra 10:32 am
(10:32:50 AM): *pokepokepokepokepokepokepoke*
ikaserver01 10:33 am
(10:33:02 AM): *pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepoke*
flarecobra 10:33 am
(10:33:16 AM): *pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepoke*
ikaserver01 10:33 am
(10:33:24 AM): *pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepoke*
flarecobra 10:33 am
(10:33:38 AM): *pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepoke*
ikaserver01 10:33 am
(10:33:46 AM): *pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepoke*
(10:34:13 AM): okay, now that we've made what may be the silliest chatlog ever, hi!

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Mac: Classy Motherfucker! says:
*applauds thad* good job for catcging the ref
so thad. did you like Scott Pilgrim?
Shyria says:
Shyria: I did mention I had to drag him along, didn't i?
Mac: Classy Motherfucker! says:
...
*smacks Thad with a halibut*
Shyria says:
Thadius: *breaks out the herring* *SMACK*
Mac: Classy Motherfucker! says:
oh yeah *pulls out a trout*
Shyria says:
Thadius: *tuna!*
Mac: Classy Motherfucker! says:
*blue fish*
Shyria says:
Thadius: *swordfish!*
Mac: Classy Motherfucker! says:
*narwhal*
Shyria says:
Thadius: *Great white shark with a laser beam on its head. Your arguement is invalid*
Shyria: *smacks you both with a mermaid*

[Loyal]

<+TheBeerinator> my pants will forever be off
<+TheBeerinator> when talking to Serene_Grace.
<+Zemki> if it works, go for it..
<+Loyal> ...that's uncomfortable.
<+Serene_Grace> i feel like that everyday
<+Loyal> Pantless or uncomfortable?
* +Serene_Grace slaps
<+Loyal> Well I suppose it's DEFINATELY the latter now.

[Krylo]

Stranger: Rawr! ;o
You: ...Is that supposed to be scary, or...
Stranger: It is :|
You: Try harder. The winky face at the end kills it.
Stranger: Awweh D:
You: Unless I'm supposed to be afraid of oral sex or something.
Stranger: ....
Stranger: What...
You: winky, mouth open
You: Primal noises
Stranger: I'm a guy :|
Stranger: A straight one at that :|
You: Huh. I've never known a straight guy to use that many emoticons.
You: Are you sure you aren't bi-curious?
Stranger: ...you wish
You: Maybe. Are you cute?
Stranger: ...no, I do NOT date guys.
You: Well we already established that. We're working on establishing whether I wish you did.
Stranger: Oh..
You: Also: Whether you have self-esteem issues. A no to that question would kind of denote an unhealthy lack of self-esteem.
Stranger: Of course, because whatever you say absolutely has to be a fact.
Stranger: And you're certainly not arrogant at all
You: Yeah. I hear that complaint a lot. Though, again, never from a straight guy.
Stranger: Maybe because you don't hang out with straight guys :|
You: Well not often, no. Why would I hang out with people who I can't have sex with?
Stranger: :|
Stranger: You don't hang out with girls?
You: Of course I do. Almost exclusively.
Stranger: You're confuzzling me :|
You: What's confusing? Vaginas are great. I thought you were a straight guy? That's like, straight guy 101.
Stranger: Yeah, I like vaginas.
Stranger: But you said you were gay :|
You: I don't recall ever mentioning my sexual preferences in any propensity, until just now when I said I like vaginas.
You: I alluded to, perhaps, liking men.
You: But that hardly excludes me from liking vaginas.
Stranger: :|
Stranger: I see..
You: Maybe I just like orifices.
Stranger: Yeah, stick your penis into whatever you find :|
You: But I found you, and I don't think you'd appreciate it.
You: ...Do you have rape fantasies?
You: Is that what this is about?
Stranger: ...my apologies, I'd rather kick your ass.
You: Ah, a pugilist, then?
You: And a gentleman as well.
You: Fisticuffs at dawn, sir?
Stranger: No.
You: I won't tell anyone it's a hate crime if you don't.
Stranger: I do not hate gays.
Stranger: It's just some idiots who get on my nerves.
Stranger: You, for example.
You: But whatever did I do to you, sir?
Stranger: Being an asshole, for one.
You: Well I deeply apologize if I have somehow injured your delicate sensibilities.
Stranger: ...delicate?!
Stranger: What the fuck.
You: My, you are so sensitive. I guess I shall have to watch my words with you.
Stranger: ...
You: Perhaps if I apologized in song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEszTzdUMcY
Stranger: No. :|
You: But I would take back the words that would hurt you, sir. I would.
You: I realize that words, they are like weapons. That they can wound sometimes.
Stranger: Stop trolling :|
You: Very well, but two things first: 1) Please tell me you realized that was what I was doing earlier than this, and 2) Isn't that what Omegle is for?
Stranger: Yes, and no.
You: Then what IS it for?
Stranger: Actual, normal conversations.
You: P.S. You never did tell me if you were cute =[
Stranger: I don't tell guys if I'm cute or not :|
Stranger: 'cuz it really wouldn't change anything
Stranger: And fkn stop trolling >.>
You: You know, I never did actually tell you whether I was male or female.
Stranger: You implied you were male.
You: Did I imply, or did you infer? Does it even matter? That's all in the past. In the here and now all that matters is this: Are you cute?
Stranger: How am I supposed to answer that? :|
You: It's a binary question.
Stranger: ..without sounding like a douchebag?
You: So then the answer is yes?
Stranger: Maybe.
You: Maybe is only a valid answer to a binary question if we are operating with quantum bits.
You: Are we operating with quantum bits?
Stranger: o.o
Stranger: No, we're not.
You: Oh good. I was afraid I had missed the progression of quantum computing.
Stranger: How old are you?
You: I'm however old you want me to be. Tiger.
Stranger: Tiger?
Stranger: Jeez..
You: You did rawr at me.
Stranger: It's not only the tigers that rawr :|
You: But tigers are such sexy animals. The grace, the fluid motion, the powerful muscles rippling under smooth skin
Stranger: ..stop hitting on me..
Stranger: I don't date guys
You: I still haven't told you whether I'm a guy.
Stranger: ..i think we'd already established the fact that you are a guy?
You: We established that you inferred it and that I may or may not have implied it.
Stranger: ....
Stranger: Girls aren't into quantum computing
You: Do you have something against smart girls.
Stranger: Girls aren't into computing at all, in fact.
You: =[
Stranger: No I don't.
Stranger: I find them cute.
You: Probably like dumb blondes
Stranger: But they're hard to come by
Stranger: ...
Stranger: I dislike dumb blondes :|
Stranger: But, well, there aren't any girls in the quantum computing group at my college :|
You: Well of course not. Why would they join when you make such hurtful generalizations about their intelligence?
Stranger: I did not make any hurtful generalisations about their intelligence :|
Stranger: I just stated that intelligent girls are hard to come by
You: Girls aren't into computing. I think I read that.
Stranger: I think you would agree with that.
You: I'm pretty sure I did.
Stranger: Exactly.
Stranger: They aren't.
You: And intelligent girls are hard to come by? That's just implying most girls aren't.
You: I need an angry but aloof emoticon.
Stranger: :|
Stranger: Are you a girl?
You: I'm not telling.
Stranger: I'm pretty sure you're a guy :|
You: But I'm not blonde so it doesn't matter anyway
Stranger: ...
Stranger: I prefer intelligent girls to dumb blondes, just so you know >.>
You: And I prefer people who don't assume that most women are stupid.
Stranger: I never said most women are stupid :|
You: You said intelligent girls were rare. I can write a geometric proof from that for most girls being dumb.
Stranger: ....
Stranger: Tell me, what's the sex ratio like in the computer-related majors at your university?
You: They don't have computer majors at beauty school.
Stranger: You're in a beauty school?
Stranger: Yet you're into quantum computers and stuff?
You: Well I'm a woman.
You: So I MUST be
You: or am I
Stranger: ....
Stranger: You're confuzzling me.
You: Well intelligent men ARE pretty rare.
Stranger: ...
Stranger: Okay, I apologise for my hurtful remarks.
Stranger: Troll.
You: If I'm such a troll why are you still talking to me?
Stranger: Because you're interesting.
You: Am I interesting... or are you interested?
Stranger: Same difference :|
You: I thought you didn't date guys.
Stranger: I don't.
You: I thought you thought I was guy.
Stranger: Hmm... I'm guessing that you got so mad at me that you went away :(
You: I didn't go anywhere.
Stranger: Oh.. So you were ignoring me? D:
You: I was just politely waiting for you to finish typing.
Stranger: I wasn't typing o.O
You: Well it said you were
You: for about five minutes
Stranger: It lied
You: Computers can't lie. I thought you were a computing major. You should know that.
You: People lie.
You: They tell hurtful lies.
Stranger: It did! :(
Stranger: I'm not lying..
You: awww, you're so adorable when you make sad faces.
Stranger: ...
You: I can't stay mad at you red fonted stranger.
Stranger: My font ain't red :|
Stranger: It's black.
You: Your 'name' is
Stranger: Oh..
You: Well to me. I'm sure it is blue to you.
Stranger: Yeah, I know..
Stranger: What's your favourite coloru?
Stranger: *colour
You: There are so many, how can I choose one?
Stranger: I know the feeling..
You: I don't like green or yellow, though.
Stranger: What are your favourite colours, then?
Stranger: Ah, why?
You: I couldn't tell you, specifically. They just bother me.
Stranger: Ah..
Stranger: It happens, I guess..
You: I'm growing fond of Red, though. ;}
Stranger: Awweh, you're in love wimme <3
Stranger: Wait, what
Stranger: That's okay only if you're female
You: Can't you just love me for who I am on the inside? What difference does genitalia make? Don't be so shallow.
Stranger: ...I'm sorry, I'm sexist.
Stranger: We can be friends, though
You: No. We can't. I can't do that to myself... I love you too much.
Stranger: :(
Stranger: Well, if you get yourself a vagina, I'd love you too :|
You: I might have one... I just can't let myself be with someone who is unable to look past my flesh to the beautiful soul within.
Stranger: Oh..
Stranger: Sorry, I'm not bi :/
You: Everyone's a little bi. You just have to admit it to yourself.
Stranger: Not really.
Stranger: I'm not fond of dicks.
Stranger: They're ewwy :s
Stranger: 'cept for mine, of course.
You: But would you like anal?
Stranger: No.
You: Really? Most guys love that.
You: They say it's tighter.
Stranger: I'm not fond of having anything up my ass :|
You: I didn't say your ass.
You: Though you know, men do have a cluster of nerves near the pancreas that can only be stimulated that way
You: Wait, not pancreas. That's wrong
You: prostate
You: P organs
You: they're all the same
Stranger: ...
You: Anyway, it's basically a male G-spot
You: Instant orgasm
Stranger: No.
You: No really. It's there. Biology.
Stranger: I know.
Stranger: But I still do not want it there.
Stranger: I do not want anything up my ass, so to speak :|
You: Well, still, when I originally asked
You: I didn't specify you'd be receiving.
You: In fact, I meant the opposite
Stranger: Oh..
Stranger: No, I do not want my penis inside another guy's ass either.
You: How about a woman's?
Stranger: Hmm..
Stranger: If I'm sure it's actually a woman, I won't mind.
You: Well what's the difference, assuming the man is kind of girly?
Stranger: The penis. :|
You: But you wouldn't be touching that.
Stranger: Doesn't matter.
You: wouldn't even be able to see it
Stranger: Oh, jeez, stop trolling, please.
You: I'm not trolling. I just want you to understand yourself.
You: and grow beyond the shackles of your societally imposed sexuality, and find the beauty within all people instead of concentrating on whether their plumbing is external or internal
Stranger: Sorry, I'm sexist.
You: You can grow beyond that, baby. I believe in you.
Stranger: I'd rather not, sorry. :|
You: But I thought we had something special... why can't you do this for me?
Stranger: Because I'm not into guys
You: But you could be. We could be.
Stranger: No :(
You: But I can't be with you as long as you refuse to look past the flesh...
You: I... I want to be... I've never been so attracted to a man I've never seen. I need you. I need to feel you, to become one with you, to feel our souls touch for that one ephemeral moment. Why do you have to hurt me like this?
Stranger: ....because I'm not into guys D:
Stranger: We can be friends
You: That's not good enough...
You: It can never be good enough.
Stranger: Awweh..
Stranger: Well, I'm not gonna turn gay. Like, ever.
You: You don't have to be gay... you just have to accept a deeper beauty
Stranger: Okay, jeez, fine, I accept your inner beauty.
Stranger: But I'm still not dating you if you're a guy.
You: That's not accepting the deeper beauty...but... I love you... I don't know what to do...
You: I... here http://api.ning.com/files/XzXmE1aXz0IbJQ0gQ3CeW*l*GvjTH99iPHPdT61XQW1DttKpb2 WAseGk6VrUvREV293UtFVmjvGkyMpOgtUgU5lONP5MsgUJ/meskirt.jpg
Stranger: ..what?
You: ...I want you to see me.
Stranger: ...so you're a guy :|
You: ...Did you follow that?
Stranger: Yes.
You: well ouch.
Stranger: What?
Stranger: Those boots are manly :|
You: ...I like my boots.
Stranger: Okay..
You: They make my calves look good.
Stranger: They're manly :|
You: They're women's boots.
Stranger: Your face is kind of difficult to see, though
Stranger: They're still manly >.>
You: Well I don't have many good pictures of myself so.
Stranger: Oh..
You: You think I look like a man...? =\
Stranger: Your face is kind of not really visible, so I'm not sure whether you're just dressed up like a gal or you actually are a gal :|
You: You're not very good with women.
Stranger: I'm a nerd.. What do you expect?
Stranger: Sorry..
Stranger: Got a pic of your face?
You: maybe.
Stranger: Ah, okay..
Stranger: Mind if I take a look?
You: I think I might have an old one from a halloween a few years back
Stranger: ...halloween pics don't count :|
You: http://api.ning.com/files/yz*G94kb3pgRdp5h3tmbxsS6mL8ijm29JNqaGHLr8QkNevvDHu 5gpOzUythwlk2WiYaqOu5bBnx3ZMumwgNpHD7B9-e9iojM/drag.jpg** It's the only good face picture I have digtial
You: digital too*
Stranger: Oh..
Stranger: You look pretty alright..
Stranger: *pretty, alright
Stranger: I'm kind of unsure why you were so insistent on me being bi >.>
You: Well... guys aren't the only ones that like the idea of being doubled up on.
Stranger: Oh..
Stranger: So, are you really into quantum computing?
You: Not deeply. A lot of the quantum stuff, like entanglement and what not, is kind of hard to wrap my head around without the prerequisite years of schooling, but it is an interesting subject.
Stranger: Oh..
Stranger: What's your major?
You: Alright, for serious though. A couple things. Firstly: You've been great. Secondly: I am totally a dude. Thirdly: It is way too late for me to keep this up any more.
You: 'night though!
Stranger: Awweh, okay..
Stranger: Wait..
Stranger: Gimme your MSN or something
You: Nah, I'm good.
You have disconnected.*

*Swap tags to annoy Meister.
**Chick I knew in ninth grade, picture passed for me a few times back then.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/Donomni/pirate_fortress_2_by_fenomena-d2xlnfj.jpg
I would so play that game
Mark says:
fuck. yes.
I would pay for that game
so hard
Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
I mean two large pirate ships, you have two swing over and steal their booty
or scuttle their ship
Mark says:
hahaha yes
cannon-off
Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
fuck yes
Mark says:
boarding parties!

Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
fuck, Valve needs to do this
Mark says:
mmhm
Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
how would the Pyro Work?
Mark says:
pitch and tar
Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
Medic?
Back then is was amputation and leeches
Mark says:
bandages and amputations
and leeches
and wooden prosthetics
Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
the Engineer could build Balista's
Mark says:
the engineer....would be the engineer
Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
and an upgrade could be fire ammo
Mark says:
grenados
Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
instead of gattlings guns, dispensers and teleporters
Mark says:
blunderbuss, cans, and catapults
Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
A Balista, net cannon and yeah catapult to lauch people over
Mark says:
nah, ballista is way to big, a blunderbuss would be their equivalent
Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
a balista is what he byilds
Mark says:
true
Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
The scout?
Mark says:
a scout
a PIRATE scout
Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
...
well no shit
Mark says:
well, what elese?
else
i mean, a scout's a scout
Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
i guess he could be faster at lewt grabbing
Mark says:
mmhm
Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
the Spy
Mark says:
hm mm
Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
a revolver defiantly
Mark says:
well, probably an educated pirate with a wardrobe
Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
yeah
and he can look like other members
Mark says:
mmhmm
Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
smoke bombs for concealment or sneak attacks
Mark says:
kinda like the sherlock holmes makeup school of disguise
Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
yeah
Heavy, cannon
Mark says:
cannoneer
all around tough guy
Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
yeah
the scout would need to use a broom as his weapon
maybe the scout could be a trap master
Mark says:
what about a club
Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
sure
the soldier is just a soldier
Mark says:
mmhmm
Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
Demo Man, he is good at doing mass damage to a ship
Mark says:
pretty much himself without high-grade explosives
Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
this for a taunt
drinks a bottle of scotch then burps into a match
Mark says:
pretty much
Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
we must do this
would they keep their funny accents
Mark says:
ehhhh
maybe region dependant
Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
if the Heavy gets sniped, his parrot should explode and yells, you killed my birdie
Mark says:
haha
Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
another taunt for the Spy he blows smoke in your face and you run around for 3 seconds un controllably
Mark says:
ehhhhh. would depend on the smoke
like, is this the dirty, toxic medieval esque cig?
cuz that stuff was pretty much smoked tar
Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
it's pirate stuff
the guys of TF2 can build a teleporter by using a wrench
it's cartoon smoke
oh btw Scout, being a trap master can use oil on the deck to make people slip and fall over
Mark says:
haha yes
Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
The Pyro can also set said oil on fire
Mark says:
mmhmm
Mac: Hopes to go to MAGFest says:
the scout can also use a slingshot with bombs

[Kim]

Stranger: Rawr! ;o
You: ...Is that supposed to be scary, or...
Stranger: It is :|
You: Try harder. The winky face at the end kills it.
Stranger: Awweh D:
You: Unless I'm supposed to be afraid of oral sex or something.
Stranger: ....
Stranger: What...
You: winky, mouth open
You: Primal noises
Stranger: I'm a guy :|
Stranger: A straight one at that :|
You: Huh. I've never known a straight guy to use that many emoticons.
You: Are you sure you aren't bi-curious?
Stranger: ...you wish
You: Maybe. Are you cute?
Stranger: ...no, I do NOT date guys.
You: Well we already established that. We're working on establishing whether I wish you did.
Stranger: Oh..
You: Also: Whether you have self-esteem issues. A no to that question would kind of denote an unhealthy lack of self-esteem.
Stranger: Of course, because whatever you say absolutely has to be a fact.
Stranger: And you're certainly not arrogant at all
You: Yeah. I hear that complaint a lot. Though, again, never from a straight guy.
Stranger: Maybe because you don't hang out with straight guys :|
You: Well not often, no. Why would I hang out with people who I can't have sex with?
Stranger: :|
Stranger: You don't hang out with girls?
You: Of course I do. Almost exclusively.
Stranger: You're confuzzling me :|
You: What's confusing? Vaginas are great. I thought you were a straight guy? That's like, straight guy 101.
Stranger: Yeah, I like vaginas.
Stranger: But you said you were gay :|
You: I don't recall ever mentioning my sexual preferences in any propensity, until just now when I said I like vaginas.
You: I alluded to, perhaps, liking men.
You: But that hardly excludes me from liking vaginas.
Stranger: :|
Stranger: I see..
You: Maybe I just like orifices.
Stranger: Yeah, stick your penis into whatever you find :|
You: But I found you, and I don't think you'd appreciate it.
You: ...Do you have rape fantasies?
You: Is that what this is about?
Stranger: ...my apologies, I'd rather kick your ass.
You: Ah, a pugilist, then?
You: And a gentleman as well.
You: Fisticuffs at dawn, sir?
Stranger: No.
You: I won't tell anyone it's a hate crime if you don't.
Stranger: I do not hate gays.
Stranger: It's just some idiots who get on my nerves.
Stranger: You, for example.
You: But whatever did I do to you, sir?
Stranger: Being an asshole, for one.
You: Well I deeply apologize if I have somehow injured your delicate sensibilities.
Stranger: ...delicate?!
Stranger: What the fuck.
You: My, you are so sensitive. I guess I shall have to watch my words with you.
Stranger: ...
You: Perhaps if I apologized in song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEszTzdUMcY
Stranger: No. :|
You: But I would take back the words that would hurt you, sir. I would.
You: I realize that words, they are like weapons. That they can wound sometimes.
Stranger: Stop trolling :|
You: Very well, but two things first: 1) Please tell me you realized that was what I was doing earlier than this, and 2) Isn't that what Omegle is for?
Stranger: Yes, and no.
You: Then what IS it for?
Stranger: Actual, normal conversations.
You: P.S. You never did tell me if you were cute =[
Stranger: I don't tell guys if I'm cute or not :|
Stranger: 'cuz it really wouldn't change anything
Stranger: And fkn stop trolling >.>
You: You know, I never did actually tell you whether I was male or female.
Stranger: You implied you were male.
You: Did I imply, or did you infer? Does it even matter? That's all in the past. In the here and now all that matters is this: Are you cute?
Stranger: How am I supposed to answer that? :|
You: It's a binary question.
Stranger: ..without sounding like a douchebag?
You: So then the answer is yes?
Stranger: Maybe.
You: Maybe is only a valid answer to a binary question if we are operating with quantum bits.
You: Are we operating with quantum bits?
Stranger: o.o
Stranger: No, we're not.
You: Oh good. I was afraid I had missed the progression of quantum computing.
Stranger: How old are you?
You: I'm however old you want me to be. Tiger.
Stranger: Tiger?
Stranger: Jeez..
You: You did rawr at me.
Stranger: It's not only the tigers that rawr :|
You: But tigers are such sexy animals. The grace, the fluid motion, the powerful muscles rippling under smooth skin
Stranger: ..stop hitting on me..
Stranger: I don't date guys
You: I still haven't told you whether I'm a guy.
Stranger: ..i think we'd already established the fact that you are a guy?
You: We established that you inferred it and that I may or may not have implied it.
Stranger: ....
Stranger: Girls aren't into quantum computing
You: Do you have something against smart girls.
Stranger: Girls aren't into computing at all, in fact.
You: =[
Stranger: No I don't.
Stranger: I find them cute.
You: Probably like dumb blondes
Stranger: But they're hard to come by
Stranger: ...
Stranger: I dislike dumb blondes :|
Stranger: But, well, there aren't any girls in the quantum computing group at my college :|
You: Well of course not. Why would they join when you make such hurtful generalizations about their intelligence?
Stranger: I did not make any hurtful generalisations about their intelligence :|
Stranger: I just stated that intelligent girls are hard to come by
You: Girls aren't into computing. I think I read that.
Stranger: I think you would agree with that.
You: I'm pretty sure I did.
Stranger: Exactly.
Stranger: They aren't.
You: And intelligent girls are hard to come by? That's just implying most girls aren't.
You: I need an angry but aloof emoticon.
Stranger: :|
Stranger: Are you a girl?
You: I'm not telling.
Stranger: I'm pretty sure you're a guy :|
You: But I'm not blonde so it doesn't matter anyway
Stranger: ...
Stranger: I prefer intelligent girls to dumb blondes, just so you know >.>
You: And I prefer people who don't assume that most women are stupid.
Stranger: I never said most women are stupid :|
You: You said intelligent girls were rare. I can write a geometric proof from that for most girls being dumb.
Stranger: ....
Stranger: Tell me, what's the sex ratio like in the computer-related majors at your university?
You: They don't have computer majors at beauty school.
Stranger: You're in a beauty school?
Stranger: Yet you're into quantum computers and stuff?
You: Well I'm a woman.
You: So I MUST be
You: or am I
Stranger: ....
Stranger: You're confuzzling me.
You: Well intelligent men ARE pretty rare.
Stranger: ...
Stranger: Okay, I apologise for my hurtful remarks.
Stranger: Troll.
You: If I'm such a troll why are you still talking to me?
Stranger: Because you're interesting.
You: Am I interesting... or are you interested?
Stranger: Same difference :|
You: I thought you didn't date guys.
Stranger: I don't.
You: I thought you thought I was guy.
Stranger: Hmm... I'm guessing that you got so mad at me that you went away :(
You: I didn't go anywhere.
Stranger: Oh.. So you were ignoring me? D:
You: I was just politely waiting for you to finish typing.
Stranger: I wasn't typing o.O
You: Well it said you were
You: for about five minutes
Stranger: It lied
You: Computers can't lie. I thought you were a computing major. You should know that.
You: People lie.
You: They tell hurtful lies.
Stranger: It did! :(
Stranger: I'm not lying..
You: awww, you're so adorable when you make sad faces.
Stranger: ...
You: I can't stay mad at you red fonted stranger.
Stranger: My font ain't red :|
Stranger: It's black.
You: Your 'name' is
Stranger: Oh..
You: Well to me. I'm sure it is blue to you.
Stranger: Yeah, I know..
Stranger: What's your favourite coloru?
Stranger: *colour
You: There are so many, how can I choose one?
Stranger: I know the feeling..
You: I don't like green or yellow, though.
Stranger: What are your favourite colours, then?
Stranger: Ah, why?
You: I couldn't tell you, specifically. They just bother me.
Stranger: Ah..
Stranger: It happens, I guess..
You: I'm growing fond of Red, though. ;}
Stranger: Awweh, you're in love wimme <3
Stranger: Wait, what
Stranger: That's okay only if you're female
You: Can't you just love me for who I am on the inside? What difference does genitalia make? Don't be so shallow.
Stranger: ...I'm sorry, I'm sexist.
Stranger: We can be friends, though
You: No. We can't. I can't do that to myself... I love you too much.
Stranger: :(
Stranger: Well, if you get yourself a vagina, I'd love you too :|
You: I might have one... I just can't let myself be with someone who is unable to look past my flesh to the beautiful soul within.
Stranger: Oh..
Stranger: Sorry, I'm not bi :/
You: Everyone's a little bi. You just have to admit it to yourself.
Stranger: Not really.
Stranger: I'm not fond of dicks.
Stranger: They're ewwy :s
Stranger: 'cept for mine, of course.
You: But would you like anal?
Stranger: No.
You: Really? Most guys love that.
You: They say it's tighter.
Stranger: I'm not fond of having anything up my ass :|
You: I didn't say your ass.
You: Though you know, men do have a cluster of nerves near the pancreas that can only be stimulated that way
You: Wait, not pancreas. That's wrong
You: prostate
You: P organs
You: they're all the same
Stranger: ...
You: Anyway, it's basically a male G-spot
You: Instant orgasm
Stranger: No.
You: No really. It's there. Biology.
Stranger: I know.
Stranger: But I still do not want it there.
Stranger: I do not want anything up my ass, so to speak :|
You: Well, still, when I originally asked
You: I didn't specify you'd be receiving.
You: In fact, I meant the opposite
Stranger: Oh..
Stranger: No, I do not want my penis inside another guy's ass either.
You: How about a woman's?
Stranger: Hmm..
Stranger: If I'm sure it's actually a woman, I won't mind.
You: Well what's the difference, assuming the man is kind of girly?
Stranger: The penis. :|
You: But you wouldn't be touching that.
Stranger: Doesn't matter.
You: wouldn't even be able to see it
Stranger: Oh, jeez, stop trolling, please.
You: I'm not trolling. I just want you to understand yourself.
You: and grow beyond the shackles of your societally imposed sexuality, and find the beauty within all people instead of concentrating on whether their plumbing is external or internal
Stranger: Sorry, I'm sexist.
You: You can grow beyond that, baby. I believe in you.
Stranger: I'd rather not, sorry. :|
You: But I thought we had something special... why can't you do this for me?
Stranger: Because I'm not into guys
You: But you could be. We could be.
Stranger: No :(
You: But I can't be with you as long as you refuse to look past the flesh...
You: I... I want to be... I've never been so attracted to a man I've never seen. I need you. I need to feel you, to become one with you, to feel our souls touch for that one ephemeral moment. Why do you have to hurt me like this?
Stranger: ....because I'm not into guys D:
Stranger: We can be friends
You: That's not good enough...
You: It can never be good enough.
Stranger: Awweh..
Stranger: Well, I'm not gonna turn gay. Like, ever.
You: You don't have to be gay... you just have to accept a deeper beauty
Stranger: Okay, jeez, fine, I accept your inner beauty.
Stranger: But I'm still not dating you if you're a guy.
You: That's not accepting the deeper beauty...but... I love you... I don't know what to do...
You: I... here http://api.ning.com/files/XzXmE1aXz0IbJQ0gQ3CeW*l*GvjTH99iPHPdT61XQW1DttKpb2 WAseGk6VrUvREV293UtFVmjvGkyMpOgtUgU5lONP5MsgUJ/meskirt.jpg
Stranger: ..what?
You: ...I want you to see me.
Stranger: ...so you're a guy :|
You: ...Did you follow that?
Stranger: Yes.
You: well ouch.
Stranger: What?
Stranger: Those boots are manly :|
You: ...I like my boots.
Stranger: Okay..
You: They make my calves look good.
Stranger: They're manly :|
You: They're women's boots.
Stranger: Your face is kind of difficult to see, though
Stranger: They're still manly >.>
You: Well I don't have many good pictures of myself so.
Stranger: Oh..
You: You think I look like a man...? =\
Stranger: Your face is kind of not really visible, so I'm not sure whether you're just dressed up like a gal or you actually are a gal :|
You: You're not very good with women.
Stranger: I'm a nerd.. What do you expect?
Stranger: Sorry..
Stranger: Got a pic of your face?
You: maybe.
Stranger: Ah, okay..
Stranger: Mind if I take a look?
You: I think I might have an old one from a halloween a few years back
Stranger: ...halloween pics don't count :|
You: http://api.ning.com/files/yz*G94kb3pgRdp5h3tmbxsS6mL8ijm29JNqaGHLr8QkNevvDHu 5gpOzUythwlk2WiYaqOu5bBnx3ZMumwgNpHD7B9-e9iojM/drag.jpg** It's the only good face picture I have digtial
You: digital too*
Stranger: Oh..
Stranger: You look pretty alright..
Stranger: *pretty, alright
Stranger: I'm kind of unsure why you were so insistent on me being bi >.>
You: Well... guys aren't the only ones that like the idea of being doubled up on.
Stranger: Oh..
Stranger: So, are you really into quantum computing?
You: Not deeply. A lot of the quantum stuff, like entanglement and what not, is kind of hard to wrap my head around without the prerequisite years of schooling, but it is an interesting subject.
Stranger: Oh..
Stranger: What's your major?
You: Alright, for serious though. A couple things. Firstly: You've been great. Secondly: I am totally a dude. Thirdly: It is way too late for me to keep this up any more.
You: 'night though!
Stranger: Awweh, okay..
Stranger: Wait..
Stranger: Gimme your MSN or something
You: Nah, I'm good.
You have disconnected.*

*Swap tags to annoy Meister.
**Chick I knew in ninth grade, picture passed for me a few times back then.

This is the only good post in this thread.

[Krylo]

This is the only good post in this thread.

I am just a humble entertainer doing my best to get by, but I thank you for your kind words, good sir.

[Geminex]

Stranger: Rawr! ;o
You: ...Is that supposed to be scary, or...
Stranger: It is :|
You: Try harder. The winky face at the end kills it.
Stranger: Awweh D:
You: Unless I'm supposed to be afraid of oral sex or something.
Stranger: ....
Stranger: What...
You: winky, mouth open
You: Primal noises
Stranger: I'm a guy :|
Stranger: A straight one at that :|
You: Huh. I've never known a straight guy to use that many emoticons.
You: Are you sure you aren't bi-curious?
Stranger: ...you wish
You: Maybe. Are you cute?
Stranger: ...no, I do NOT date guys.
You: Well we already established that. We're working on establishing whether I wish you did.
Stranger: Oh..
You: Also: Whether you have self-esteem issues. A no to that question would kind of denote an unhealthy lack of self-esteem.
Stranger: Of course, because whatever you say absolutely has to be a fact.
Stranger: And you're certainly not arrogant at all
You: Yeah. I hear that complaint a lot. Though, again, never from a straight guy.
Stranger: Maybe because you don't hang out with straight guys :|
You: Well not often, no. Why would I hang out with people who I can't have sex with?
Stranger: :|
Stranger: You don't hang out with girls?
You: Of course I do. Almost exclusively.
Stranger: You're confuzzling me :|
You: What's confusing? Vaginas are great. I thought you were a straight guy? That's like, straight guy 101.
Stranger: Yeah, I like vaginas.
Stranger: But you said you were gay :|
You: I don't recall ever mentioning my sexual preferences in any propensity, until just now when I said I like vaginas.
You: I alluded to, perhaps, liking men.
You: But that hardly excludes me from liking vaginas.
Stranger: :|
Stranger: I see..
You: Maybe I just like orifices.
Stranger: Yeah, stick your penis into whatever you find :|
You: But I found you, and I don't think you'd appreciate it.
You: ...Do you have rape fantasies?
You: Is that what this is about?
Stranger: ...my apologies, I'd rather kick your ass.
You: Ah, a pugilist, then?
You: And a gentleman as well.
You: Fisticuffs at dawn, sir?
Stranger: No.
You: I won't tell anyone it's a hate crime if you don't.
Stranger: I do not hate gays.
Stranger: It's just some idiots who get on my nerves.
Stranger: You, for example.
You: But whatever did I do to you, sir?
Stranger: Being an asshole, for one.
You: Well I deeply apologize if I have somehow injured your delicate sensibilities.
Stranger: ...delicate?!
Stranger: What the fuck.
You: My, you are so sensitive. I guess I shall have to watch my words with you.
Stranger: ...
You: Perhaps if I apologized in song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEszTzdUMcY
Stranger: No. :|
You: But I would take back the words that would hurt you, sir. I would.
You: I realize that words, they are like weapons. That they can wound sometimes.
Stranger: Stop trolling :|
You: Very well, but two things first: 1) Please tell me you realized that was what I was doing earlier than this, and 2) Isn't that what Omegle is for?
Stranger: Yes, and no.
You: Then what IS it for?
Stranger: Actual, normal conversations.
You: P.S. You never did tell me if you were cute =[
Stranger: I don't tell guys if I'm cute or not :|
Stranger: 'cuz it really wouldn't change anything
Stranger: And fkn stop trolling >.>
You: You know, I never did actually tell you whether I was male or female.
Stranger: You implied you were male.
You: Did I imply, or did you infer? Does it even matter? That's all in the past. In the here and now all that matters is this: Are you cute?
Stranger: How am I supposed to answer that? :|
You: It's a binary question.
Stranger: ..without sounding like a douchebag?
You: So then the answer is yes?
Stranger: Maybe.
You: Maybe is only a valid answer to a binary question if we are operating with quantum bits.
You: Are we operating with quantum bits?
Stranger: o.o
Stranger: No, we're not.
You: Oh good. I was afraid I had missed the progression of quantum computing.
Stranger: How old are you?
You: I'm however old you want me to be. Tiger.
Stranger: Tiger?
Stranger: Jeez..
You: You did rawr at me.
Stranger: It's not only the tigers that rawr :|
You: But tigers are such sexy animals. The grace, the fluid motion, the powerful muscles rippling under smooth skin
Stranger: ..stop hitting on me..
Stranger: I don't date guys
You: I still haven't told you whether I'm a guy.
Stranger: ..i think we'd already established the fact that you are a guy?
You: We established that you inferred it and that I may or may not have implied it.
Stranger: ....
Stranger: Girls aren't into quantum computing
You: Do you have something against smart girls.
Stranger: Girls aren't into computing at all, in fact.
You: =[
Stranger: No I don't.
Stranger: I find them cute.
You: Probably like dumb blondes
Stranger: But they're hard to come by
Stranger: ...
Stranger: I dislike dumb blondes :|
Stranger: But, well, there aren't any girls in the quantum computing group at my college :|
You: Well of course not. Why would they join when you make such hurtful generalizations about their intelligence?
Stranger: I did not make any hurtful generalisations about their intelligence :|
Stranger: I just stated that intelligent girls are hard to come by
You: Girls aren't into computing. I think I read that.
Stranger: I think you would agree with that.
You: I'm pretty sure I did.
Stranger: Exactly.
Stranger: They aren't.
You: And intelligent girls are hard to come by? That's just implying most girls aren't.
You: I need an angry but aloof emoticon.
Stranger: :|
Stranger: Are you a girl?
You: I'm not telling.
Stranger: I'm pretty sure you're a guy :|
You: But I'm not blonde so it doesn't matter anyway
Stranger: ...
Stranger: I prefer intelligent girls to dumb blondes, just so you know >.>
You: And I prefer people who don't assume that most women are stupid.
Stranger: I never said most women are stupid :|
You: You said intelligent girls were rare. I can write a geometric proof from that for most girls being dumb.
Stranger: ....
Stranger: Tell me, what's the sex ratio like in the computer-related majors at your university?
You: They don't have computer majors at beauty school.
Stranger: You're in a beauty school?
Stranger: Yet you're into quantum computers and stuff?
You: Well I'm a woman.
You: So I MUST be
You: or am I
Stranger: ....
Stranger: You're confuzzling me.
You: Well intelligent men ARE pretty rare.
Stranger: ...
Stranger: Okay, I apologise for my hurtful remarks.
Stranger: Troll.
You: If I'm such a troll why are you still talking to me?
Stranger: Because you're interesting.
You: Am I interesting... or are you interested?
Stranger: Same difference :|
You: I thought you didn't date guys.
Stranger: I don't.
You: I thought you thought I was guy.
Stranger: Hmm... I'm guessing that you got so mad at me that you went away :(
You: I didn't go anywhere.
Stranger: Oh.. So you were ignoring me? D:
You: I was just politely waiting for you to finish typing.
Stranger: I wasn't typing o.O
You: Well it said you were
You: for about five minutes
Stranger: It lied
You: Computers can't lie. I thought you were a computing major. You should know that.
You: People lie.
You: They tell hurtful lies.
Stranger: It did! :(
Stranger: I'm not lying..
You: awww, you're so adorable when you make sad faces.
Stranger: ...
You: I can't stay mad at you red fonted stranger.
Stranger: My font ain't red :|
Stranger: It's black.
You: Your 'name' is
Stranger: Oh..
You: Well to me. I'm sure it is blue to you.
Stranger: Yeah, I know..
Stranger: What's your favourite coloru?
Stranger: *colour
You: There are so many, how can I choose one?
Stranger: I know the feeling..
You: I don't like green or yellow, though.
Stranger: What are your favourite colours, then?
Stranger: Ah, why?
You: I couldn't tell you, specifically. They just bother me.
Stranger: Ah..
Stranger: It happens, I guess..
You: I'm growing fond of Red, though. ;}
Stranger: Awweh, you're in love wimme <3
Stranger: Wait, what
Stranger: That's okay only if you're female
You: Can't you just love me for who I am on the inside? What difference does genitalia make? Don't be so shallow.
Stranger: ...I'm sorry, I'm sexist.
Stranger: We can be friends, though
You: No. We can't. I can't do that to myself... I love you too much.
Stranger: :(
Stranger: Well, if you get yourself a vagina, I'd love you too :|
You: I might have one... I just can't let myself be with someone who is unable to look past my flesh to the beautiful soul within.
Stranger: Oh..
Stranger: Sorry, I'm not bi :/
You: Everyone's a little bi. You just have to admit it to yourself.
Stranger: Not really.
Stranger: I'm not fond of dicks.
Stranger: They're ewwy :s
Stranger: 'cept for mine, of course.
You: But would you like anal?
Stranger: No.
You: Really? Most guys love that.
You: They say it's tighter.
Stranger: I'm not fond of having anything up my ass :|
You: I didn't say your ass.
You: Though you know, men do have a cluster of nerves near the pancreas that can only be stimulated that way
You: Wait, not pancreas. That's wrong
You: prostate
You: P organs
You: they're all the same
Stranger: ...
You: Anyway, it's basically a male G-spot
You: Instant orgasm
Stranger: No.
You: No really. It's there. Biology.
Stranger: I know.
Stranger: But I still do not want it there.
Stranger: I do not want anything up my ass, so to speak :|
You: Well, still, when I originally asked
You: I didn't specify you'd be receiving.
You: In fact, I meant the opposite
Stranger: Oh..
Stranger: No, I do not want my penis inside another guy's ass either.
You: How about a woman's?
Stranger: Hmm..
Stranger: If I'm sure it's actually a woman, I won't mind.
You: Well what's the difference, assuming the man is kind of girly?
Stranger: The penis. :|
You: But you wouldn't be touching that.
Stranger: Doesn't matter.
You: wouldn't even be able to see it
Stranger: Oh, jeez, stop trolling, please.
You: I'm not trolling. I just want you to understand yourself.
You: and grow beyond the shackles of your societally imposed sexuality, and find the beauty within all people instead of concentrating on whether their plumbing is external or internal
Stranger: Sorry, I'm sexist.
You: You can grow beyond that, baby. I believe in you.
Stranger: I'd rather not, sorry. :|
You: But I thought we had something special... why can't you do this for me?
Stranger: Because I'm not into guys
You: But you could be. We could be.
Stranger: No :(
You: But I can't be with you as long as you refuse to look past the flesh...
You: I... I want to be... I've never been so attracted to a man I've never seen. I need you. I need to feel you, to become one with you, to feel our souls touch for that one ephemeral moment. Why do you have to hurt me like this?
Stranger: ....because I'm not into guys D:
Stranger: We can be friends
You: That's not good enough...
You: It can never be good enough.
Stranger: Awweh..
Stranger: Well, I'm not gonna turn gay. Like, ever.
You: You don't have to be gay... you just have to accept a deeper beauty
Stranger: Okay, jeez, fine, I accept your inner beauty.
Stranger: But I'm still not dating you if you're a guy.
You: That's not accepting the deeper beauty...but... I love you... I don't know what to do...
You: I... here http://api.ning.com/files/XzXmE1aXz0IbJQ0gQ3CeW*l*GvjTH99iPHPdT61XQW1DttKpb2 WAseGk6VrUvREV293UtFVmjvGkyMpOgtUgU5lONP5MsgUJ/meskirt.jpg
Stranger: ..what?
You: ...I want you to see me.
Stranger: ...so you're a guy :|
You: ...Did you follow that?
Stranger: Yes.
You: well ouch.
Stranger: What?
Stranger: Those boots are manly :|
You: ...I like my boots.
Stranger: Okay..
You: They make my calves look good.
Stranger: They're manly :|
You: They're women's boots.
Stranger: Your face is kind of difficult to see, though
Stranger: They're still manly >.>
You: Well I don't have many good pictures of myself so.
Stranger: Oh..
You: You think I look like a man...? =\
Stranger: Your face is kind of not really visible, so I'm not sure whether you're just dressed up like a gal or you actually are a gal :|
You: You're not very good with women.
Stranger: I'm a nerd.. What do you expect?
Stranger: Sorry..
Stranger: Got a pic of your face?
You: maybe.
Stranger: Ah, okay..
Stranger: Mind if I take a look?
You: I think I might have an old one from a halloween a few years back
Stranger: ...halloween pics don't count :|
You: http://api.ning.com/files/yz*G94kb3pgRdp5h3tmbxsS6mL8ijm29JNqaGHLr8QkNevvDHu 5gpOzUythwlk2WiYaqOu5bBnx3ZMumwgNpHD7B9-e9iojM/drag.jpg** It's the only good face picture I have digtial
You: digital too*
Stranger: Oh..
Stranger: You look pretty alright..
Stranger: *pretty, alright
Stranger: I'm kind of unsure why you were so insistent on me being bi >.>
You: Well... guys aren't the only ones that like the idea of being doubled up on.
Stranger: Oh..
Stranger: So, are you really into quantum computing?
You: Not deeply. A lot of the quantum stuff, like entanglement and what not, is kind of hard to wrap my head around without the prerequisite years of schooling, but it is an interesting subject.
Stranger: Oh..
Stranger: What's your major?
You: Alright, for serious though. A couple things. Firstly: You've been great. Secondly: I am totally a dude. Thirdly: It is way too late for me to keep this up any more.
You: 'night though!
Stranger: Awweh, okay..
Stranger: Wait..
Stranger: Gimme your MSN or something
You: Nah, I'm good.
You have disconnected.*

*Swap tags to annoy Meister.
**Chick I knew in ninth grade, picture passed for me a few times back then.

OH SHIT
THAT WAS...
WHAT...
YOU...
Oh my god that...
ARGH!

Edit:
Though at least I don't need your MSN anymore.

[Loyal]

Mac, is it too much to ask for a little formatting in your Wing Wong posts? Some appropriate application of linebreaks (or removal thereof), or some color tags? That stuff is all but unreadable.

[SephirothSama]

Pnight Kneumatic
(2:21:44 AM): HOLYSHITTHATTOOKWAYLONGERTHANITSHOULDHAVE
(2:21:47 AM): :<
(2:22:40 AM): *kills self*
Kneumatic Pnight
(2:22:52 AM): *SELLS KILF*
Pnight Kneumatic
(2:23:00 AM): *with lawn chair*
Kneumatic Pnight
(2:23:08 AM): Thaaaaat... will probably get me in trouble with the FBI
(2:23:14 AM): <<
Pnight Kneumatic
(2:23:19 AM): xD!!!
(2:23:38 AM): Good job, there.
Kneumatic Pnight
(2:23:43 AM): :c
(2:23:55 AM): I JUST LIKE TO REPLACE LETTERS
Pnight Kneumatic
(2:24:02 AM): INDEED

[akaSM]

User: I'm back!

Cleverbot: Welcome back.

User: Remember me?

Cleverbot: Of course! Do you remember me?

User: Sure, I even called you smartypantsbot :D.

Cleverbot: I don't believe that hypothesis.

User: It's a fact, not a hypothesis :P.

Cleverbot: You are a hypothesis.

User: NO U.

Cleverbot: You are a bot!

User: That again?

Cleverbot: Heh. You call that intelligent?

User: You call that clever?

Cleverbot: No, I don't.

User: Not so clever now, huh?

Cleverbot: That had nothing to do with what we were talking about.

User: Yeah it did.

Cleverbot: I despise you.

User: I love you too <3.

Cleverbot: Awes I love you more.

[Amake]

greed: "For gods sake man, use your knees!"
Invisible_Queen: i bet the scots invented ergonomy
Invisible_Queen: because so many were KILT in construction work
greed: AAAAUGH
Invisible_Queen: muahaha
greed: The pun it hurts me.
greed: It is.....
greed: Punishing
greed: YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!?!!

[A Zarkin' Frood]

(12:23:11) ChatBot: greed has been logged out (Timeout).
(12:23:23) ChatBot: greed logs into the Chat.
(12:23:30) greed: Fukcing chat.
(12:24:19) Invisible_Queen: maybe if it buys me dinner first
(12:27:05) greed: I'd say get your mind out of the gutter, but it's probably set down roots in there by now.
(12:27:36) Invisible_Queen: i've never even touched the chat
(12:28:03) Invisible_Queen: it's perfectly cybernetic
(12:28:21) Invisible_Queen: (like platonic but with machines, right?)
(12:28:33) greed: Maybe?
(12:30:24) Invisible_Queen: also it's hard to touch software in the bathing suit area
(12:30:46) greed: Yes but they does nothing to stop you having a dirty mind does it?
(12:30:52) greed: *that does
(12:31:09) Invisible_Queen: noo
(12:31:32) InsaneGenius touches the chat inappropriately.
(12:31:35) InsaneGenius: Does that count?
(12:31:44) greed: No idea.
(12:31:44) Invisible_Queen: let's ask it?
(12:32:02) InsaneGenius: Chat! Does that count?!
(12:32:16) ChatBot: greed is now known as (Chat).
(12:32:33) (Chat): .....it's..... not like I like you toucing me. IDIOT!
(12:32:37) (Chat) blushes.
(12:32:44) ChatBot: (Chat) is now known as greed.
(12:32:47) InsaneGenius: I know that's you, greed.
(12:32:47) Invisible_Queen: it's a chatsundere
(12:33:02) InsaneGenius: The chat remained silent.
(12:33:08) InsaneGenius: It does not wish to speak about it.
(12:33:11) greed: Well duh IG just roll with the joke come on.
(12:33:11) Invisible_Queen: that sounds like a case for pokeballs
(12:33:35) Invisible_Queen tries to think of a filthy joke to stun the chat
(12:33:37) InsaneGenius: I'm rolling elsewhere.
(12:33:43) InsaneGenius: It's like fucking marble madness.
(12:33:45) greed: The chat being a tsundere would toally explain the random booting too.
(12:34:09) Invisible_Queen: quite
(12:34:30) InsaneGenius: The chat appears to be too afraid to randomly kick me out.

[...]

(12:35:37) ChatBot: NonCon logs into the Chat.
(12:36:00) greed: Hy NC we've decided the chat is a tsundere to explain the random ejections.
(12:36:30) NonCon: haha
(12:36:34) greed: It's going "It's not like I like you... idiot..." then kicking you away.
(12:36:42) Invisible_Queen: "(12:36:00) greed: Hy NC we've decided the chat is a tsundere to explain the random erections."
what i read <_<
(12:37:04) greed: See Iq this is what I mean about your mind RE: Gutter.
(12:37:12) Invisible_Queen: i know e_e
(12:37:23) InsaneGenius: I read that as ejaculations.
(12:37:29) InsaneGenius: Not sure if that is dirtier.
(12:37:29) greed: .....
(12:37:33) greed: It is.
(12:37:38) greed: Literally.
(12:37:39) InsaneGenius: At least the first two letters match up.
(12:37:44) InsaneGenius: Come on.
(12:37:51) Invisible_Queen: ejactarection: twice the dirt in one word
(12:37:53) greed: AUUUGHHHHH
(12:37:57) InsaneGenius: Both erections and ejaculations are completely natural.
(12:38:08) InsaneGenius: The only thing that makes it dirty in your mind is...
(12:38:09) greed: The pun IG. It wounds me.
(12:38:11) InsaneGenius: uh...
(12:38:55) InsaneGenius: Okay, I don't know where I was going.
(12:38:59) InsaneGenius: with that.
(12:39:09) greed: And it IS literally dirtier. You generally don't have to clean up after an erection.
(12:39:32) InsaneGenius: Well... yes.
(12:40:08) InsaneGenius: Anyway, I wanted to keep that ejaculation to myself.
(12:40:21) InsaneGenius: But when I saw IQs erection I just had to let it out.
(12:40:39) InsaneGenius: Coup de grace, greed.
(12:40:46) Invisible_Queen: haha
(12:40:50) greed: Not quite.
(12:40:55) greed: We have to wing wong this first.
(12:41:05) greed: That is the coup de grace.
(12:41:17) Invisible_Queen: mo' like cup of grace am i right
(12:41:54) greed: That's what I call a reach, around these parts IQ.
(12:42:15) Invisible_Queen: now that's stretching it
(12:42:45) greed: Thigns often stretch aroudn my parts. Hey OH!
(12:43:03) Invisible_Queen: your face is a stretchy part

[...]

(12:44:07) greed: Ah crap had to refresh and lost the log.
(12:44:21) InsaneGenius: I so saved it, though.

[Amake]

(InvisibleQueen): maybe cause it reminds me of something mom used to sing to me when i was little or something
(InvisibleQueen): but from the first note that came out of the SNES Terra's theme yanked my heart strings like Red Mage fondling a cosmic horror
[...]
InsaneGenius: And Earthbound is seriously one of the best things to ever happen to me.
[...]
(InvisibleQueen): is it odd that when we're baring our souls here the topic is videogames?

[mauve]

PyrosNine: Hey again. I'm makin' a sandwich.

Mauve: Sandwiches are awesome.

[NPF] shyriadracnoir: NUH UH

Mauve: LIes.
Mauve: Lies and villainy.

PyrosNine: It's a gourmet peanut butter sandwich!

Mauve: GOURMET peanut butter and jelly?
Mauve: Is it made with caviar?

PyrosNine: Yes.
PyrosNine: No

Mauve: Maybe?

PyrosNine: It's peanut butter made locally, from roasted peanuts, without preservatives.

Mauve: Are there diamonds in the peanut butter?
Mauve: Oh, nice!

PyrosNine: It cost me 6 bucks but it is worth it, believe me.
PyrosNine: Peter Pan ain't got nothing on this.

Mauve: XD

PyrosNine: My only problem is I can't open the jar of strawberry preserves.

Mauve: I had Skippy peanut butter on a toasted bagel a few minutes ago. Is that gourmet?

PyrosNine: Was it chocolate Skippy peanut butter?

Mauve: No.
Mauve: :(
Mauve: THEY MAKE SUCH A THING???

PyrosNine: Was the bagel gourmet (yes they do)

Mauve: It was a thin sandwich-style bagel, so maybe?

PyrosNine: Eh, close enough.
PyrosNine: Myself, this is an evil jar of jam!

Mauve: Hit the lid with the end of a knife a few times.

PyrosNine: I did!

Mauve: Did you try opening it with a towel or a potholder?

PyrosNine: And banged it on the table top, gave it angry glares, and lied to it!

Mauve: !!!!
Mauve: IT IS THE JAM OF DOOOM
Mauve: The Jam of the Damned, even.

PyrosNine: FINALLY! I popped it open, and now my hand hurts!

Mauve: You have defeated the JAM OF THE DAMNED!
Mauve: You earned 205 experience points.
Mauve: You found 3 gil.

PyrosNine: It could not PRESERVE itself.

Mauve: Your STRENGTH increased by 1.
Mauve: Dohohohohohohoh.

PyrosNine: It's legs turned to...JELLLY.
PyrosNine: It found itself in a tight...JAM!

Mauve: *drumroll*
Mauve: ba-doom-PSHH!

PyrosNine: ah, the sweet, sweet taste of victory.

Mauve: It tastes like strawberries!

PyrosNine: As it should.

Mauve: heeeee.

PyrosNine: It would be weird if it tasted like. Snozzberrries or something.

Mauve: Snozzberries are totally not a victory flavor.

PyrosNine: Yeah, the only thing Snozzberries taste like is themselves.

Mauve: True!!
PyrosNine left chat.

[Amake]

InsaneGenius: However, beware of the glare.
InsaneGenius: That rhymed, but it wasn't intentional.
InsaneGenius: Sometimes you just can't not rhyme.
InsaneGenius: I apologize for all inconvenience caused by that rhymed glare.
Invisible_Queen: beware of the glare that can snare and not spare. . .your share of the hare
InsaneGenius: originally I wanted to post be aware of the glare.
InsaneGenius: But decided not to because it rhymed.
Invisible_Queen: heh
InsaneGenius: What is that? Please declare:
Invisible_Queen: PS. Tony Blair on a mare
Invisible_Queen: oh, you don't care
Invisible_Queen: let's put this convo in a tupperware
InsaneGenius: You don't dare!
InsaneGenius: This is not fair.
Invisible_Queen: that's neither here nor there
Invisible_Queen: i swear
Invisible_Queen: you know i hold you very dear
Invisible_Queen: btw, do you take it in the rear?
InsaneGenius: So that's where your going? I need a beer.
Invisible_Queen: to the bathroom, very near
Invisible_Queen: and not to build a bear
Invisible_Queen: now tell me, what clothes do you wear?
InsaneGenius: Uh. eeeearrrrr
Invisible_Queen: like King lear
Invisible_Queen: let's play it by ear
Invisible_Queen: did i with my wit you sear?
InsaneGenius: There I wasted my time searching an instrument that ends in ear.
InsaneGenius: Now I missed my cue, I fear.
InsaneGenius: And all this ended up queer.
Invisible_Queen: let's finish with a leer
InsaneGenius: Or a frown, underlining my whole carreer

[A Zarkin' Frood]

InsaneGenius: As a rhyme technician, seeeya

I can't believe you cut my last line out just like that, just because it didn't rhyme. Shame on you... Shame.

[Amake]

I guess I'm deaf to the rhythm. v_v

[Nikose Tyris]

Kiron says:
You put your dick into anything man
Nikose Isaias Tyris says:
I used to
Kiron says:
Including my ass in that one dream of mine

[Nikose Tyris]

so many things I love
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgqe9e7MOe1qbaw6wo1_500.jpg this the most

Robert says:
want it!
so bad!
Nikolas says:
Pot?
Robert says:
...
Nikolas says:
xD
Robert says:
wait
did I not copy the right link?

[Loyal]

I miss when this thread was more active. Axoren123 12:16 am
I really like how The Nic-Cage Song is now an appropriate mental sound the hear while reading the comic.
http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/nic-cage-song

loyal2nes 12:16 am
Yep, I remember.

Axoren123 12:17 am
The link is for easy access to the content, like how women's jeans have flys.

loyal2nes 12:17 am
Been waiting a while to use that one?

Axoren123 12:17 am
Since last fucking year.

[Flarecobra]

After some awesome in L4D2 single-player, I broke Doc's mind. Keep in mind, a Tank takes thousands of points in damage before falling. Usually.

6:16 PM - Flare: http://steamcommunity.com/id/RSF_S_Hawk/screenshot/594680945472631943?tab=public Check that shit out
6:17 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: what
6:17 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: What?
6:17 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: WHAT!?
6:17 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: but that
6:17 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: what
6:17 PM - Flare: I killed a tank with one bullet. From a pistol. :D
6:18 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: what
6:18 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: how

[Nikose Tyris]

Kiron is Snake; Alex is me! Ponymania is addicting, and a great target for April 1st.

Kiron THERE IS NO MLP EPISODE TODAY
Kiron NNNNNNOOOOOOOO
Alex really because Fenris and I are watching MLP right now
Kiron WHAT
Kiron FENRIS SAID THERE WAS NO NEW EPISODE
Alex yeah and what day is it today, like he'd tell the truth to the ponymaniac
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Alex yeah if you badger Fenris enough I'm sure he'll give in and give you the link. xD
Alex I sure won't feed your disgusting pony addiction.
Kiron WHAT
Kiron WHY
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Alex Ooh this one is Sweetie Belle heavy
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Alex Oh holy shit her horn broke!
Kiron WHY
Kiron WHY
Kiron ...........................................
Alex I don't even know what this means yet
Alex I'm going to keep watching back to full screen
Alex also gotcha. <3

[Nikose Tyris]

So roughly 30 minutes ago I put "Can SOMEBODY please talk to / seduce Snake so that he has a love interest? GAH." as my Messenger Quote thing.

Snake says:
I may go Infamous and Dead Nation, I dunno.
Honestly
I wish instead Sony gave us like $40
And said "Spend it however you want"
like, on any combination of games
OH YOU SON OF A BITCH I JUST NOTICED YOUR LIVE MESSENGER QUOTE

[Thadius]

Thadius: You should probably be sleeping
Solid Snake: Probably
But I'm too busy flirting with girls and getting drunk
JFkldsjfksldjfklsjfksdjfskldfjsdkfjsd YYYYYEEEaAAAAAHHHHH
Thadius: Well at least you're being productive

[Flarecobra]

6:26 PM - Thadius: Goblin invasion = Rocket boots
6:26 PM - Flare: Ok
6:26 PM - Thadius: Floating islands = red balloon and lucky horseshoe.
6:26 PM - Thadius: I am a flying MACHINE now
6:26 PM - Flare: Watch out for AA fire.
6:27 PM - Flare: and why the fuck did I get a mental image of you transforming into a plane ala Transformers... only while screaming in pain as you do so?
6:27 PM - Thadius: TRANSFORM AND OH GOD MY SPINE

[Shyria Dracnoir]

It's the latest show about nothing!

Thadius: >Poke dragon with hands
Thadius: Poking the dragon with the pair of hands isn't noticably helpful
Thadius: >Poke dragon with glowing sword
Thadius: Poking the dragon with the sword isn't noticably helpful
Gummy the Alligator: >taunt Thadius with bbq pork and rice
Thadius: >Countertaunt with mint oreos
Gummy the Alligator: >declare tie

[LATER]

Thadius: We have reached a point in the thread where there are buttons to push.
Gummy the Alligator: wewt
Thadius: Including a red one.
Thadius: A shiny, red, candylike button.
Thadius: Whelp Nik went and fucked it up.
Thadius: I think that's what he does.
Gummy the Alligator: yeah :/
Gummy the Alligator: but still, big red candy button
Gummy the Alligator: hard to resist, to be far
Gummy the Alligator: *fair
Thadius: Actually it wasn't the red button that fucked it all up
Thadius: surprisingly enough
Gummy the Alligator: Dragon stomach >grumble
Gummy the Alligator: seems that porkchop didnt agree with you
Thadius: >Offer Nikose
Gummy the Alligator: >Eat Nikose
Gummy the Alligator: >Yummy!
Gummy the Alligator: >Burp up hat
Thadius: >Ask for help in dealing with the flood nikose caused
Gummy the Alligator: >ponder robbing the nearest sponge store
Gummy the Alligator: >divert flood into Hell
Thadius: >What do you think this is, Terrarria?
Gummy the Alligator: >invest in sea monkeys

[STILL LATER]

Thadius: *FLUMPH*
Gummy the Alligator: still *flumph* huh?
Thadius: Brain is at a wierd place. Wired, tired, and meh have been thrown in a blender.
Gummy the Alligator: ick
Gummy the Alligator: sounds like a terrible drink idea and state of mind
Thadius: Indeed.
Gummy the Alligator: *hug*
Thadius: I wish I could say it was one I had less experience in
Thadius: Sadly that doesn't seem to EVER be the case
Thadius: what with my coffee drinking habits
Thadius: Then again some pretty radical ideas have come to me during this half-state
Thadius: Such as my various theorums
Thadius: And the idea to even START a zork lp
Gummy the Alligator: yeah
Thadius: So maybe its not all bad
Gummy the Alligator: it is a power to be used responsibly
Thadius: ...
Thadius: You
Thadius: You are aware who you're talking to
Thadius: Right?
Gummy the Alligator: eh, worth a shot

[EVEN LATER]

Thadius: Mmmph. I had an actual onion on my burger today
Thadius: Now I can't stop burping up onion smell.
Gummy the Alligator: ew
Thadius: We need an onion that doesn't taste like one
Thadius: That way when you burp
Thadius: it doesn't smell like one.
Thadius: I mean for fucks sake
Thadius: we can make square watermelons
Thadius: Non-smelly onions should be trivial.
Thadius: Why can't onions taste more like
Thadius: I dunno
Thadius: cucumbers or something?
Gummy the Alligator: ah dunno
Thadius: We need to be writing this down
Thadius: Maybe even posting it somewhere
Thadius: non smelly onions
Thadius: Of course it's a slippery slope
Thadius: non smelly onions may only be one step away from onions that take over the earth
Gummy the Alligator: heh
Gummy the Alligator: yeah
Thadius: No wait
Thadius: that was tomatoes
Thadius: wasn't it
Thadius: Okay new rule
Thadius: no fucking with tomatoes
Thadius: on any level
Thadius: Wait shit
Thadius: Dr Weird did corn
Gummy the Alligator: yeah
Thadius: no fucking with corn either
Thadius: We need to make a list
Gummy the Alligator: potatoes?
Thadius: of vegetables not to fuck with
Gummy the Alligator: lemons
Thadius: People actively try to make things that are more sour than lemons
Thadius: and we're still ehre
Thadius: so I think lemons are safe
Thadius: Still
Thadius: The no-fuck-with-list
Thadius: Tomatoes and corn
Thadius: More to be added as we mess with food
Thadius: I'm not even sure what should be saved of this conversation or if any of it should be saved
Thadius: My brain...I think I know why I have such a good stoner impersonation
Thadius: Times like THIS
Gummy the Alligator: yes
Thadius: So I leave the winging and the wonging to you
Thadius: Heck I'm starting to question some fundamental principles like gravity. And time. And that continum thingy
Thadius: so
Thadius: you winging and wonging for me?
Thadius: cause man
Gummy the Alligator: werkin on it
Thadius: finding my way around this continumm thing
Thadius: I think I know how Black Belt felt
Thadius: Just have to be careful not to go backwards through the fourth dimension
Thadius: cause then there'd be two of me
Thadius: And we don't need that

[LATER YET AGAIN]

Thadius: Man
Thadius: I should like
Thadius: steal the moon
Thadius: or something
Thadius: yeah
Thadius: yeah I'm gonna do that
Thadius: one second
Thadius: gonna borrow a rocket
Gummy the Alligator: Pfft. Real evil overlords use oversized novelty catapults
Thadius: man
Thadius: a catapult wouldn't break escape velocity
Gummy the Alligator: It will if you bend it enough and if its big enough
Gummy the Alligator: Why do you think I bought all of Kansas recently?
Thadius: because fuck kansas?
Thadius: there is literally nothing there
Thadius: it is literally FLATTER THAN A PANCAKE
Gummy the Alligator: Well, yes, but it was also exactly the square footage needed to build the Moonapult 2300
Thadius: unless you're making
Thadius: like
Thadius: a kansas sized pancake
Gummy the Alligator: That's Plan P
Thadius: then i see no need to but it
Thadius: buy it i mean
Thadius: also a catapult that shoots you to the moon is awesome
Thadius: put nik in it first
Thadius: if he doesn't come back we put mac in it
Thadius: then they can make one to come home together
Gummy the Alligator: Can do
Gummy the Alligator: *later*
Thadius: wait
Thadius: wait what does that mean
Thadius: what does that *later* mean
Gummy the Alligator: Well, we launched them an hour ago, and neither of them is back yet
Thadius: ah
Thadius: okay
Thadius: well
Thadius: hmm
Thadius: we should consider they might not ever be coming back
Thadius: which would be nice
Gummy the Alligator: We can get away with not giving them oxygen, right? I figured they'd forage for it up there
Thadius: but it would hinder our catapult based space program
Thadius: hmm
Thadius: maybe we should send them
Thadius: i dunno
Thadius: a cake or something
Thadius: just to make sure they don't eat each other
Thadius: maybe some catapult parts too
Thadius: just so they have the option of coming back
Thadius: if we're lucky they won't take it
Gummy the Alligator: Can do

[Amake]

This is a transcription from memory of a phone conversation I had about 2.5 kilometers ago:

Me: Hello?
Friend: Hello, it's me, why did it take so long to answer?
Me: I was in the bathroom and left the phone in my other pants.
Friend: Oh well could you do me a big favor?
Me: Sure.
Friend: I mean a huge favor. I'm worried I left the iron plugged in back home and I'm on the other side of town right now.
Me: Oh, sure, I'll run over there right now. (It's a 15 minute walk from me to her.)
Friend: I'd ask my ex (lives next door), but he's out of town and I really don't have anyone else I can ask.
Me: Yeah, I'll get over there right now, I'm not doing anything special.
Friend: So could you just go over and make sure my apartment isn't on fire, I'll owe you a solid. Oh hey what are you doing?
Me: I was going to watch a movie, whatever, it can wait.
Friend: Oh, is there anyone there with you?
Me: No no, I'm alone.
Friend: Oh, you sounded so pitiful and alone when you said that just now.
Me: Haha well I don't want to sound like I'm avoiding that subject but I'm going to go now.
Friend: So should we meet up and catch a movie or three tomorrow?
Me: Sure we decided on that already, the day before yesterday?
Friend: Oh right well I'm really looking forward to it!
Me: So yeah, I should go now.
Friend: Alright, we'll talk tomorrow. And by the way you're the coolest, I can always count on you etc. etc.
Me: It's not a big thing really, like who wants their house to burn down?
Friend: Alright, I'll talk to you later then.
Me: Yeah I'll call you when I can see if your apartment is burning or not.
Friend: If it's burned down I'll have to sleep at your place just so you know.
Me (thinking): GODDAMNIT I COULD HAVE RAN THERE AND BACK BY NOW
Me: So, I'll call you in a minute.
Friend: Don't forget to take your cell with you! Talk to you soon!
(silence)
Friend: And uh I'll see you tomorrow too, right?
Me: I'm hanging up now.
Friend: Bye bye!


Unrelated, but a few days later this hit convo takes place right here at NPFC:

Invisible_Queen: some people drink at parties, i watch sitcoms
InsaneGenius: I'm never intvited to parties anyway.
InsaneGenius: Because no one loves me :'(
(Moon): I hate parties.
Smarty_McBarrelp: Parties are the best. I take over them, have ridiuclous discussions about stupid things, then disappear into the night
Invisible_Queen: leaving people to wonder "who was that bearded man armed only with rhetoric? and where is the bar?"
Meister: "he drank it"

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Thadius: They also go in the hopes of finding an angry dwarf and killing it for their pickaxe.
Thadius: Because with that pickaxe they shall pierce the-
Thadius: *Is shot*
Gummy the Alligator: *defibrillator*
Thadius: What happens now, doctor?
Gummy the Alligator: The same thing that happens every night, darling. Try to take over THE WORLD!....or order out for pizza. I forget sometimes.
Thadius: Why not both?
Thadius: Take over the world by...yeah that won't work
Gummy the Alligator: We could prank major world leaders by prank ordering hundreds of pizzas, delivering them, and pinning the blame on other countries to incite chaos
Thadius: I thought I was supposed to come up with the dastardly plans?
Gummy the Alligator: Please. You haven't made any major plans since Project Moonapult and even that was contributed to heavily by me
Gummy the Alligator: You're slipping, dear
Thadius: It'd be easier if I didn't have BEEEEEEEES to worry about
Thadius: All my plans get foiled when I can't concentrate due to extensive BEEE-ness.
Thadius: Okay the moth APPEARS to be gone
Thadius: That or its a ninja moth
Thadius: Oh god
Thadius: what if all the bees
Thadius: are actually ninja bees
Thadius: and they're in the room right now?
Gummy the Alligator: oh dear
Thadius: Window screens wouldn't be an issue for NINJA BEES
Gummy the Alligator: BURN EVERYTHING
Gummy the Alligator: IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE
Thadius: Wait wait wait
Thadius: rule of inverse ninja
Thadius: if there were all that many ninja bees in here, then we could catch them and figure out some sort of ninja bee repellant.
Thadius: Would it apply to ninja BEES, though?
Gummy the Alligator: I have no idea!
Thadius: Okay. Do you see a bee in a ninja suit in the room? Cause if so we have an issue.
Gummy the Alligator: no
Thadius: Okay we might still have an issue
Gummy the Alligator: nearest I see here is a scorpion in a spartan costume
Thadius: Check around for tiny shuriken
Gummy the Alligator: Hmmm....
Gummy the Alligator: *gets the metal detector*
Thadius: Well that'd also make it easier to find the bees in general
Gummy the Alligator: *big ol beepin nose when pointed at the wall behind the computer*
Thadius: calmly now.
Thadius: no sudden moves
Thadius: cause now they know we know
Gummy the Alligator: BURN VICIOUS STINGING SPAWN OF BAELZEBUL! *incinerates the wall*
Thadius: ...
Thadius: Or you could do that
Thadius: Hey look a survivor.
Thadius: *CATCH*
Gummy the Alligator: *offers mason jar*
Thadius: And now we have a test subject for ninja bee repellant!
Gummy the Alligator: For science!
Thadius: And also personal gratification. But mostly science!
Gummy the Alligator: WOO!

[Aldurin]

Recent discussion with Flare regarding our superpower gambling results (see thread for details).

Flare: So, apperentally, you're Kefka
Aldurin: who?
Flare: ... Have you not played Final Fantasy 6?
Aldurin: no, the only ones I've played are 1 and 13
Flare: http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Kefka
Aldurin: And I think I'm more like Doc Scratch, but less fatalistic
Flare: Well, you'd need one thing for your Omnipotence
Flare: Omniscience.
Flare: Otherwise, apperentally, you'd be diven mad
Aldurin: I've have a simple solution
Flare: *Driven
Aldurin: I'll utilize my current mental capacity to use what power it can to increase my mental capacity.
Aldurin: this cycle will continue until I have sufficient brainpower for the rest of the powers
Flare: And it says you need tremendous levels of Self Control, and the ability to resist the temptations the power presents
Aldurin: pffft, as if
Flare: That's what it says on the pahe
Flare: *Page
Aldurin: the power only controls you if it has a different intention than you
Flare: And let's face it, what if your power actually likes the Twilight series?
Aldurin: But such a pure force has no care for good, evil or media trivialities. It is only power.
Aldurin: Paraphrased from the Sonic Comics
Flare: And you have gone nuts when you encounted someone that likes the Twilight series
Aldurin: such issues are irrelevant when you are enacting the galaxy equivalent of Minecraft
Aldurin: SPACE CREEPERS
Flare: I'd see you more as like a Q.
Aldurin: ?
Flare: http://memory-alpha.org/wiki/Q
Aldurin: Maybe so
Flare: And gods have been stripped of powers
Aldurin: the race that Q is from reminds me of the Ascended Beings from Stargate
Flare: *Nods*
Aldurin: but yeah I'd prefer the "fuck you" to everything approach with omnipotence
Flare: Until an even higher power steps in, huh?
Flare: Or mortals decide they didn't need you anymore.
Flare: Isn't that how gods always fall?
Aldurin: in anticipation of such an event, I would hide physical manifestations of that power in reality bubbles
Aldurin: and I don't need worship, don't want it
Aldurin: the puny mortals can do their own thing and I'll do mine
Flare: Besides, you can always go and make your own universe, right
Flare: With hookers and blackjack?
Aldurin: I'd be banned from all the casinos
Aldurin: since I'd anticipate the cards
Flare: You'd have your own casino!
Aldurin: couldn't I just do that in this universe?
Flare: It's crowded already
Aldurin: well all I have to do is conquer Austrailia and I'll have enough space for one
Flare: Why Australia?
Aldurin: why not?
Flare: Why not just make another Earth?
Aldurin: "Yo dawg, I heard you like Earth. So I put your Earth in your Earth so you can [action] while you [action]"
Aldurin: actually that sounds like a cool idea
Flare: :P
Flare: I just realized something.
Flare: I can also be Shrodinger from Hellsing
Flare: At least in the "Everywhere and Nowhere" part
Aldurin: oh yeah, you have that dream thing don't you?
Flare: Yep
Flare: And Portal making ability
Aldurin: FOR SCIENCE!
Flare: And I can sense other dimensions...
Aldurin: good, I won't have to give you directions to my dimension X resort
Flare: :p

[A Zarkin' Frood]

(22:33:47) Invisible_Queen: well, i read your masturbation article <Editor's (IG's) Note: Shameless plug (http://krachfabrik.wordpress.com/2011/07/15/mentally-masturbating-to-noise-pollution-or-please-do-me/).>
(22:34:00) Invisible_Queen: somewhat instructional
(22:35:12) InsaneGenius: That sounds like I wrote a wikihow for masturbation.
(22:35:30) Sifright: Oh man...
(22:35:40) Sifright: I'm totally going to start a masturbation wikia
(22:35:48) InsaneGenius: Do it.
(22:35:57) Sifright: done!
(22:36:04) Sifright: http://masturbation.wikia.com/wi?ki/Masturbation_Wiki
(22:36:05) InsaneGenius: Link!
(22:36:09) Sifright: turns out it already existed
(22:36:24) Sifright: but it's a little bare.
(22:36:27) Sifright: Fill it out!
(22:37:13) InsaneGenius: Let's do just that.
(22:37:19) InsaneGenius: Where do I start?
(22:37:26) Sifright: Well I suppose...
(22:37:33) Sifright scratches his head
(22:37:37) InsaneGenius: Research.
(22:37:45) Sifright: you could describe your technique... but that might be a little personal.
(22:37:46) InsaneGenius: Let's all research together.
(22:38:00) Sifright: This couldn't possibly go wrong!
(22:38:07) Sifright: Skype video conference call time
(22:38:08) InsaneGenius: Who finishes research first has to eat the cookie.
(22:38:23) Invisible_Queen: whoa
(22:38:40) Invisible_Queen: i look away for a second and you guys create a masturbation wiki

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Thadius: *Prod*
Green Gummy Needs Coffee Badly: *PROD*
Thadius: *Electric cattle prod*
Green Gummy Needs Coffee Badly: *flamethrower prod*
Thadius: *Sticky prod*
Green Gummy Needs Coffee Badly: *baseball bat prod*
Thadius: *Knife prod*
Green Gummy Needs Coffee Badly: *bigger knife prod*
Thadius: *Wrench prod*
Green Gummy Needs Coffee Badly: *fist prod*
Thadius: *Bonesaw prod*
Green Gummy Needs Coffee Badly: *frying pan prod*
Thadius: *Sword prod*
Green Gummy Needs Coffee Badly: This is getting quite silly
Thadius: *Monty Python prod*
Green Gummy Needs Coffee Badly: *THE BISHOP! prod*
Thadius: *Spaceballs prod*
Green Gummy Needs Coffee Badly: *smooch*
Thadius: :P
Thadius: I think we've run out of silly.
Thadius: I didnt think it was possible!
Green Gummy Needs Coffee Badly: *holy mackrel prod*
Thadius: *Herring prod*
Green Gummy Needs Coffee Badly: *Flare's girlfriend prod*
Thadius: Wait what
Thadius: Are you sure Flare would appreciate you doing that?
Green Gummy Needs Coffee Badly: *cant talk, is being smacked by Flare*
Thadius: I TOLD YOU
Thadius: Now I have somewhere else to be. Which is anywhere that isn't here.
Thadius: Mainly to avoid Flare.
Green Gummy Needs Coffee Badly: :P
Thadius: ...If I know you that means you're probably wingwonging this out of spite so that Flare WILL see it.
Green Gummy Needs Coffee Badly: :P

[Pip Boy]

A very short facebook status and comment from two of my friends. Last names omitted for their privacy.

Elizabeth: "I'm Jesse James behind the wheel, it's high noon in my automobile. Call me crazy, call me sick, I'm just tryin' to get to where I'm goin' to quick.."

William: "Meowth, thats right!"

[phil_]

(23:48:19) Eltargrim: Killed a pregnant mouse once
(23:48:24) Eltargrim: Stomped on it
(23:48:29) Eltargrim: ~fetus explosion~

...

(23:50:04) MuMu: I hate having to kill rats, they're small enough to be annoying but big enough where you kinda sympathize with them.

[Amake]

NPC talks about music:
(19:43:52) greed: I'm probably gonna come off a sa bit of a poser but fuck it.
(19:43:56) greed: I like Kanye.
(19:44:02) MuMu: oh shit
(19:44:04) (IqHigh): audible gasp!
(19:44:09) MuMu: shocking development!
(19:44:09) Terex4: *collective gasp*
(19:44:16) MuMu faints

[Loyal]

More NPC shenanigans.

(16:47:49) ChatBot: Rubicant logs into the Chat.
(16:47:55) Invisible_Queen: actually i'm being clever and avoiding graphic descriptions of the act as this is the character's first time and she's somewhat embarrassed and also lacking the terminology to discuss it in detail
(16:47:58) InsaneGenius: Let me tell you all about my masturbation habits
(16:48:00) ChatBot: Rubicant logs out of the Chat.
(16:48:08) RobinStarwing: >_>
(16:48:08) Loyal: hahaha.
(16:48:11) InsaneGenius: hahaha
(16:48:13) InsaneGenius: Worth it.

(00:04:47) (SexySnake): you all appear to view sex as the ends(to dating, the last line got cut off)
(00:04:50) Nique: Whoa there
(00:04:51) (Bob): well....
(00:05:02) (Bob): I'm not exactly jumping to get inside someone
(00:05:07) (SexySnake): It's just a general observation
(00:05:09) (Bob): unless its krylo
(00:05:16) (Bob): then I'm tapping that
(00:05:18) (SexySnake): And perhaps more applicable to folks like Krylo and others who were speaking earlier
(00:05:19) Loyal: That's a bit of an assumption.
(00:06:04) (SexySnake): It has not been disproven. Asking for dating advice led to a series of sex jokes and RPGDemon being the only one apparently taking it seriously!
(00:06:18) ChatBot: rpgdemon logs into the Chat.
(00:06:26) Loyal: speaking of.
(00:06:50) (SexySnake): Great timing
(00:06:53) Loyal: Perhaps most of us feel that you don't particularly need "advice".
(00:06:56) rpgdemon: Say my name and summon me into the thread.
(00:06:58) Loyal: More, "encouragement".
(00:07:02) Nique: Well, I wasn't paying much attention earlier or I logged in after the bulk of that conversation. I think people are used to smartmouthing and having fun in the chat.
What kind of dating advice are you looking for?
(00:07:06) NonCon: Well, I'm pretty confident that if I can get you to sleep with me we can figure things out from there, is all I'm saying. ;)
(00:07:09) Loyal: Like, "You'll be fine, quit worrying."
(00:07:18) (SexySnake): Oh Nonny
(00:07:22) Loyal: ...Okay, Noncon's totally angling for you, I won't dispute that.
(00:07:29) (Bob): rolling for Snake's chances of this relationship lasting
(00:07:32) Nique: lol @ rpgdemon
(00:07:33) ChatBot: (Bob) rolls 1d6 and gets 1.
(00:07:36) (Bob): xD
(00:07:40) MuMu: sleep with us all, snake!
(00:07:42) (SexySnake): ...
(00:07:42) Loyal: Welp.
(00:07:45) (SexySnake): THANKS A LOT BOB
(00:07:49) Nique: HAHA
(00:07:51) Loyal: The dice have spoken.

And finally, with virtually no pretext whatsoever:
(00:14:00) ChatBot: Rubicant logs into the Chat.
(00:14:00) NonCon: Yeah
(00:14:12) NonCon: Couldn't manage the mission? Whycome?
(00:14:12) Rubicant: Man, I thought I'd like this place but you're a bunch of liberals, and since libtards never want to listen to anything conservatives say and always bash them and make them feel bad for holding the views they hold, screw it, I'm out of here. Toodles and thanks for making my kind feel unwelcome
(00:14:13) ChatBot: Rubicant logs out of the Chat.

[Amake]

Man, how could you possibly make someone feel bad for holding a certain view? I mean unless said view is in fact unconscionable, then I guess examining its flaws would make someone feel bad for having it.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Backstory: Snake has a date later today and, understandably, is nnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrvv?vvvvvvvvvoooooooo oouuuuuuuuuuuuus?sssssssssssss

(19:38:59) Solid_Snake: nnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrvv?vvvvvvvvvoooooooo oouuuuuuuuuuuuus?sssssssssssss
(19:39:12) greed: Don't worry Snake.
(19:39:40) greed: Stay calm and remember women can smell fear.
(19:39:59) InsaneGenius: Also, they are just as afraid of you as you are of them.
(19:40:05) greed: Also don't play dead.
(19:40:19) greed: Or escape by climbing trees they can too.
(19:40:31) greed: ..... I may be confusing them with bears.
(19:40:38) NonCon: Remember Snake, quarter, circle, punch.
(19:40:57) NonCon: Use to punch buttons at the same time if you want to do an EX Hadouken.
(19:41:04) InsaneGenius: In extreme cases 263 punch
(19:41:07) NonCon: And if you press forward right before the attack hits you you'll parry it.
(19:41:27) greed: Snake, do you remember the basics of CQC?
(19:41:44) NonCon: Don't overestimate your ability to parry though, and always use a red parry instead of multiparrying if it's an especially hard combo to parry.
(19:41:44) InsaneGenius: Goddamnit greed.
(19:41:57) NonCon: Whelp, Greed won.
(19:42:19) greed: God I'm going to feel terrible if he panics, and follows this advice then gets pulled up on an assault charge.
(19:42:55) InsaneGenius: can't stop laughing.
(19:43:07) greed: I can just see him getting nervous, going deer in headlights then shoulder tossing her into a caveman exhibit then hiding in a box until the alert dies down.
(19:43:56) Solid_Snake: OH NO
(19:43:58) Solid_Snake: OH NO
(19:43:59) Solid_Snake: OH NO
(19:44:03) Solid_Snake: ZIT RIGHT UNDER MY NOSE
(19:44:04) Terex4: ?!
(19:44:09) Solid_Snake: ZIT. RIGHT. UNDER. MY NOSE.
(19:44:14) Solid_Snake: jasfsklfjkdsljfklsfjkldjklfjklsj?iowejriowrwioeurw ieohjdsafhkjbfhj?ewgruwehroieuafjdjcvwegareawioru

[rpgdemon]

THAT'S how you do the EX Hadouken?

[A Zarkin' Frood]

I hope so, else Snake is fucked.

[Terex4]

Because lack of context makes everything better:

(17:59:03) Azisien: JUST PUT IT ALL IN MY MOUTH
(17:59:06) pocheros: those look good though
(17:59:10) Azisien: I DON'T DISCRIMINATE

[Thadius]

(21:00:14) (Nightwing): Dick Greyson was the best Robin
(21:00:19) (Batman): Robin, come into my Batoffice.
(21:00:26) (Robin): No thanks
(21:00:30) (Batman): I need to talk to you about your performance this quarter.
(21:00:48) (Nightwing): Sorry Bats, I got my own city to watch
(21:00:54) (Nightwing): Not coming back to Gotham
(21:01:03) (Nightwing): Go pick out some loser from an orphanage or something.
(21:01:15) ChatBot: Joker has logged in.
(21:01:32) (Batman): See, it's crap like this, Robin. You ignore your duties, you come back late at night, I don't even want to know what those stains in the Batmobile were, and you show a worrying interest in the asses of criminals.
(21:01:37) (Nightwing): HOSHIT I'm out
(21:01:40) (Batman): So, you are fired.
(21:01:43) (Nightwing): Not messing with that crazy ass clown
(21:02:17) (Batman): Also: You're a pussy.
(21:02:22) (Batman): Get out of my Batoffice
(21:02:26) (Batman): And then out of my Batcave
(21:02:28) (Joker): Boy has the right idea, Bats.
(21:02:29) (Batman): And then out of my Batcity
(21:02:57) (Batman): Oh god not the Assclown
(21:03:24) (Batman): Look I don't have time to deal with this shit right now
(21:03:35) (Batman): I have an appointment with several bottles of Jack Daniels
(21:03:49) (Joker): Fine, fine. I'll just go blow up the mayor or the police office or whichever.
(21:03:52) (Batman): So let's pretend you do something crazy and stupid and sociopathic
(21:03:57) (Batman): I beat the shit out of you
(21:04:04) (Batman): And you just go turn yourself in at Arkham.
(21:04:14) (Joker): See it's the last part I have an issue with, Bats.
(21:04:18) (Joker): Here's my plan.
(21:04:24) (Joker): I go blow things up and keep doing it.
(21:04:31) (Joker): And you cry in your lovely little cave.
(21:04:35) (Nightwing): Why don't you hire a bunch of fake security guards, get yourselves arrested, then take over Arkham Asylum?
(21:04:37) (Joker): Bye!
(21:04:40) (Batman): Jesus Christ
(21:04:46) (Batman): You're a clown that's broke
(21:04:49) (Batman): I am a billionaire
(21:04:57) (Batman): I have a stealth jet
(21:05:02) (Nightwing): All you care about is money
(21:05:11) (Batman): I am BFFs with a man who can move the Moon
(21:05:12) (Nightwing): this town deserves a better class of comic book characters
(21:05:20) (Batman): I do not have time to deal with this shit
(21:05:48) (Batman): Robin, I thought I told you to get out of the city
(21:05:54) (Batman): Go play dress-up somewhere else
(21:06:01) (Nightwing): Do I look like Robin to you, Wayne?
(21:06:12) (Batman): Take the Joker with you, God knows you deserve each other.
(21:06:14) (Nightwing): I'm NIGHTWING. As in FUCK OFF CREEPY ORPHANED MAN
(21:06:28) (Batman) KA-POWS
(21:06:33) (Batman): MY PARENTS ARE DEEEEEEEEEAD
(21:06:44) (Nightwing): MINE ARE TOO, ASSHOLE
(21:06:50) (Joker) sings a merry little tune while rigging some charges
(21:06:53) (Batman): YOUR PARENTS WERE POOR
(21:06:53) (Nightwing): OR DON'T YOU REMEMBER THE MASSACRE UNDER THE BIG TOP?
(21:07:03) (Nightwing): MY PARENTS WERE ACROBATS!
(21:07:03) (Batman): I HAD A HOT DATE THAT NIGHT
(21:07:09) (Nightwing): OH SURE
(21:07:17) (Batman): I DIDN'T GET LAID BECAUSE YOUR STUPID-ASS PARENTS COULDN'T PERFORM WITHOUT GETTING SHOT
(21:07:23) (Nightwing): CRYING BECAUSE YOU WERE SO SCAWED OF DA BAT COSTUMES
(21:07:39) (Nightwing): HORSESHIT
(21:07:44) Solid_Snake: Why are we shouting
(21:07:46) (Nightwing): YOU SHOULD'VE DONE YOUR JOB AND STOPPED DENT
(21:07:49) (Nightwing): DICK
(21:07:54) (Batman): No
(21:07:56) (Batman): That is you.
(21:07:58) (Nightwing): BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(21:08:02) (Joker) rigs some charges to Solid_Snake
(21:08:13) Solid_Snake: Dammit
(21:08:25) (Nightwing): YOU HAD TO GO AND BE ALL "Harvey! I'm Batman" IN THE QUIETEST FUCKING VOICE POSSIBLE
(21:08:43) (Batman): oh shit
(21:08:50) (Batman): are we following Batman & Robin continuity
(21:08:51) (Joker): Now you just sit here and scream real loud, M'kay?
(21:08:53) (Batman): really man
(21:08:54) (Nightwing): No we are not
(21:09:00) (Batman): is this the thing we are doing now
(21:09:04) (Batman): Oh
(21:09:08) (Nightwing): I am referencing alternate continuities for amusement purposes.
(21:09:10) (Batman): *clears throat*
(21:09:21) (Batman): I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
(21:09:30) (Batman): YOU SHOULD'VE FUCKING ACROBAT-ED HIS ASS
(21:09:42) (Nightwing): I WAS GETTING RID OF A BOMB, SAVING CITIZENS!
(21:09:47) (Joker) goes to find Jim Gordon to rig some charges to him too
(21:09:48) (Batman): THE PEOPLE OF THIS CITY CAN'T TAKE TWO STEPS WITHOUT BEING BLOWN UP BY A FUCKING MANIAC WITH A GIMMICK
(21:09:57) (Nightwing): SOMETHING YOUR BLACK RUBBERED ASS SHOULD'VE BEEN DOING
(21:10:05) (Batman): I SAID
(21:10:07) (Nightwing): AND THAT IS ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT BATS
(21:10:08) (Batman): I HAD A HOT DATE
(21:10:12) (Nightwing): THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO YOU
(21:10:18) (Nightwing): THEY THINK THEY HAVE A SHOT AT KILLING YOU
(21:10:33) (Batman): You would know about that, wouldn't you, Robin?
(21:10:33) (Nightwing): OR LIKE THE FAGCLOWN OVER THERE, THEY'RE SECRETLY WANTING TO POUND YOUR BATGINA
(21:11:03) (Batman): THAT IS A TOP SECRET ROBIN AND I WOULD APPRECIATE YOU NOT DISCUSSING MY PRIVATE LIFE IN PUBLIC
(21:11:11) (Nightwing): LOL
(21:11:18) (Joker) decides to just rig the Major Crimes Unit instead
(21:11:27) (Nightwing): HAY EVERYBODY BATS HAS A VAGIAN
(21:11:31) (Nightwing): *VAGINA
(21:11:36) (Batman): HEY SUPES
(21:11:39) (Nightwing): A BATGINA, IF YOU WILL
(21:11:40) (Batman): KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME
(21:11:44) (Joker) goes on over to City Hall
(21:11:48) (Batman): ROBIN NEEDS A SPANKING
(21:11:50) (Nightwing): OH, LIKE I'M SCARED OF KENT
(21:12:12) (Nightwing) nicks Batman's Kryptonite ring.
(21:12:23) (Nightwing): WHERE IS YOUR SUPERMAN NOW?
(21:12:28) (Batman): That's a fake ring
(21:12:33) (Batman): I knew you would do that
(21:12:49) (Nightwing): Ah, but did you know that I knew that you'd know I'd do that?
(21:12:53) (Batman): You're as predictable as the sunrise Robin
(21:12:57) (Batman): Yes
(21:13:04) (Nightwing): So I replaced "your" Kryptonite ring with a fake YEARS AGO
(21:13:14) (Batman): No
(21:13:16) (Nightwing): And hid the real one inside my anus FOR THIS EXACT TIME AND MOMENT
(21:13:18) (Batman): You didn't
(21:13:28) (Nightwing): Of course I didn't.
(21:13:31) (Batman): I pulled it out while you were sleeping!
(21:14:00) (Nightwing): But Nightwing Three Seconds To the Left of the Future took it and replaced it with a Green Lanturn ring before I went to bed that night.
(21:14:09) (Joker) decides that the city could use a few more gratuitous explosions
(21:14:11) (Batman): Okay then?
(21:14:25) (Batman) uses Green Lantern Ring to murder Robin
(21:14:49) (Joker) pushes detonator button
(21:14:49) (Nightwing): You aren't a Green Lantern, Bats.
(21:14:58) (Nightwing): And that ring hasn't been recharged in ages.
(21:15:08) (Batman): That is why this is not a Green Lantern Ring!
(21:15:29) (Batman): This is a ring that looks exactly like a Green Lantern Ring, but contains a cunningly hidden poison dart launcher!
(21:15:38) (Nightwing): Bats, I learned from the best how to be retarded prepared.
(21:15:48) (Batman): You think I taught you everything I know?
(21:15:54) (Joker) pushes it a few more times, then finally succeeds in blowing up half the city
(21:16:01) (Batman): HEY ROBIN
(21:16:04) (Batman): LOOK WHAT YOU DID
(21:16:05) (Batman): JERK
(21:16:11) (Nightwing): Not my city lol
(21:16:20) (Nightwing): Bye, off to go save my own citizens!
(21:16:30) (Batman): Have fun with that in Dickwad City
(21:16:34) (Robin): BATMAN, I MISS YOU SO MUCH
(21:16:37) (Robin): PLEASE TAKE ME BACK
(21:16:49) (Robin): I PROMISE I'LL ONLY TRY TO JUMP THE FEMALE VILLAINS
(21:16:49) (Batman) drops pants
(21:16:55) (Batman): SUCK IT BATBITCH

[Solid Snake]

Ahahahahaa I literally just recognized the existence of this topic, and it's fun to witness how often I show up

EDIT: Dammit, that was disappointing, I only really show up in like the last five pages

[Nikose Tyris]

Friends are attempting to help me survive this horrible course:


Nikolas says:
yes
yes she is
she's just
she
It hurts me to be here
45 more minutes
BITCH YOU TAKE THAT PICTURE OF FREUD DOWN
YOU ARE NOT ENTITLED
"There are forces within ourselves that are powerfully at work within us that cause all kinds of erratic behaviour that we don't understand, and cannot control."
you'd almost think she was talking about hormones, but no, spirits.
R. L. says:
Sure
Air, Earth, Fire, Water, and Heart
Nikolas says:
CAPTAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN PLANEEEEEEEEEEEET
R. L. says:
:D
Nikolas says:
PROTECT THE ENVIROMENT OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU
see what happens, put me with captain planet and suddenly bam, murderer. SHE WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING THIS WHOLE TIME