The Wing Wong strikes back!

[Amake]

(Space): SPACE TRIAL!
(Space): Putting the system on trial.
(Space): In space.
(Space): GUILTY! OF NOT BEING IN SPACE!
(Space): GO TO SPACE JAIL!
(Nyx): awesome, i get to go to jail
(Nyx): in SPACE
(Space): Oh, oh, play it cool, here come the Space Cops.
(Space): Here come the Space Cops.
(Space): Help me Space Cops, Space Cops help.
(Jesus): Man this is what happens when I leave the earth alone for a bit
(Nyx): SAVE US SPACE JESUS
ChatBot: (DESPAIR) has been logged out (Timeout).
(Nyx): good job
(Jesus): I am the best
(Nyx): Lord Baby Space Jesus works in mysterious ways
(Jesus): I think getting rid of despair is a pretty good days work

So, this happened. I'm pretty sure about that. As for everything else, I don't even

[pochercoaster]

(11:35:21) Amake: i'd never desperately seek sexual release with your butt without consent, bro
(11:35:35) InsaneGenius: Thanks man, that means a lot to me.

[Nique]

Did we already talk about the chat from a while back where whatever his name said

"Man, I thought I'd like this place but you're a bunch of liberals, and since libtards never want to listen to anything conservatives say and always bash them and make them feel bad for holding the views they hold, screw it, I'm out of here. Toodles and thanks for making my kind feel unwelcome"

for literally no reason? Cause that was awesome.

[phil_]

Did we already talk about the chat from a while back where whatever his name said

"Man, I thought I'd like this place but you're a bunch of liberals, and since libtards never want to listen to anything conservatives say and always bash them and make them feel bad for holding the views they hold, screw it, I'm out of here. Toodles and thanks for making my kind feel unwelcome"

for literally no reason? Cause that was awesome.Bottom of this one'chere. (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showpost.php?p=1148601&postcount=1242)

[Nique]

There it is. Mmmm. So random. Just like mama used to make.

[Thadius]

23:06:46 <Shyria_Dracnoir> Thad, if Doc is still sore at you for losing his diamond stuff I can loan you some to give to him
23:06:50 <Shyria_Dracnoir> as a peace offering
23:06:52 <Thadius0> Nah he's happy
23:06:57 <Thadius0> We got the Hellway up together
23:07:07 <Thadius0> We cool again
23:07:18 <Shyria_Dracnoir> well that's good
23:07:27 <Thadius0> I'm gonna harvest the shit outta Sugarcane Cove
23:07:27 Doc_ock_rokc logged in
23:07:39 <fifthfiend> sup doc
23:07:41 <Thadius0> Speak of the devil and thou dost summon him
23:07:42 <Shyria_Dracnoir> apparently i have uncanny luck with diamond finding
23:07:43 <Doc_ock_rokc> nOTHING
23:07:47 <Doc_ock_rokc> fUCK YOU THAD
23:07:54 <Shyria_Dracnoir> I've found eight on this trip
23:07:56 <fifthfiend> haha
23:08:16 <Doc_ock_rokc> The vines and lava are the best touches
23:08:17 <Thadius0> So like the opposite of everything I just said is true
23:08:31 <Thadius0> Man I wish Minecraft saved chatlogs
23:08:32 <Shyria_Dracnoir> I figured...
23:08:33 <Doc_ock_rokc> So your gay
23:08:33 <fifthfiend> it's a pretty sweet setup
23:08:37 <fifthfiend> it totally does
23:08:39 <fifthfiend> at least on my end
23:08:39 <Thadius0> Cause I would put that in the Wing Wong thread
23:09:01 <fifthfiend> I will totally, totally give that to you to wing wong
23:09:07 <Doc_ock_rokc> Hey fifth have you seen our new base
23:09:08 <Thadius0> PM it to me
23:09:11 <fifthfiend> that is 100% a valid use of the server logs

[Aldurin]

5:25 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: Also Pants from here on out are REQUIRED
5:25 PM - Arcanum: But still, hungry, need food
5:25 PM - Arcanum: Too late
5:25 PM - Arcanum: I lost my pants
5:25 PM - Arcanum: They are gone
5:25 PM - Arcanum: Only had the one pair
5:25 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: PUt on a kilt at least
5:25 PM - Godtier Ragestache: that's fine, I remembered to accomodate for that
5:25 PM - Godtier Ragestache: gotta make sure the rules work with these kinds of things
5:25 PM - Arcanum: I could use the sweater I'm wearing to cover myself up... but then my upper body would be chilly
5:25 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: ah Eye bleach
5:25 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: Give me
5:26 PM - Godtier Ragestache: don't worry, it's not like we're webcamming
5:26 PM - Arcanum: Anyway, for reals this time, food, brb
5:26 PM - Godtier Ragestache: if that was the case I would have said "shirts are optional"
5:26 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: "for ladies"
5:27 PM - Godtier Ragestache: yes
5:27 PM - Godtier Ragestache: this is the kind of chat we can get away with when Shy, Mauve and Flare aren't here
5:28 PM - Godtier Ragestache: man, if they caught us saying this stuff
5:30 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: Im telling shy right now
5:30 PM - Godtier Ragestache: at least you're not posting it in the wing wong thread
5:30 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: now i am
5:30 PM - Godtier Ragestache: well balls
5:30 PM - Godtier Ragestache: for the female members reading this, it was totally arcanum's idea
5:32 PM - Godtier Ragestache: be back in a bit, I need to eat before my event kicks in
5:47 PM - Godtier Ragestache: back
5:47 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: AS YOU CAN SEE
5:47 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: nothing happened
5:48 PM - Godtier Ragestache: awww
5:48 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: I totally didn't throw steve into a Time crack completely erasing him from reality forwards and backwards out of spite
5:48 PM - Godtier Ragestache: which steve?
5:49 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: There is only one steve
5:49 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: for ever and ever now
5:49 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: And if you say otherwise
5:49 PM - Godtier Ragestache: man, I'm kinda disappointed that the wing-wong thing was an empty threat
5:49 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: I throw you in the time crack
5:49 PM - Godtier Ragestache: I was kinda hoping to see reactions
5:50 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: Yeah Too busy drawing this stupid pony a pegisister requested
5:54 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: although to be fair
5:54 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: I do produce are thats similar to vectored works
5:54 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: arts
5:54 PM - Godtier Ragestache: oh snap, optional pants time in 6 minutes
5:56 PM - Godtier Ragestache: THESE PANTS ARE SO OPTIONAL, IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY
*Ramary entered chat.
5:57 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: Hey ram
5:57 PM - Godtier Ragestache: THE PANTS ARE SO OPTIONAL, RAMARY
Arcanum disconnected.
5:57 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: MANDATORY
5:57 PM - *Ramary: you say that like i am wearing pants
5:57 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: Now
5:57 PM - Godtier Ragestache: wow, thinking ahead
5:57 PM - Godtier Ragestache: I'm proud of you
5:57 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: To figure out how to stab my mind's eye
5:58 PM - Godtier Ragestache: can I help?
5:58 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: with what
5:58 PM - Godtier Ragestache: maybe if we oversaturate it it will die completely
5:58 PM - Godtier Ragestache: the minds eye thing
5:58 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: I have no idea what your talking about
5:59 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: I have a note here in my handwriting that says "Repressed for sanity do not ask about pants"
5:59 PM - Godtier Ragestache: say doc, what about pants?
5:59 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: What do you mean
5:59 PM - *Ramary: you mean the pants i am not wearing?
5:59 PM - *Ramary: as of this moment
5:59 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: ......
5:59 PM - Godtier Ragestache: but today is a good day for me
Arcanum entered chat.
5:59 PM - Doc_ock_rokc: Excuse me a momment
6:00 PM - Godtier Ragestache: a I bought some new underwear and it's like the softest thing in the world
6:00 PM - Godtier Ragestache: it's like flannel made out of silk
6:00 PM - Godtier Ragestache: the pants can't even hope to contain the softness
Ryong entered chat.
6:00 PM - Arcanum: And I'm back just in time
6:00 PM - Ryong: Hey y'all
IHMN entered chat.
6:01 PM - Godtier Ragestache: tonights topic is about pants and the lack thereof
6:01 PM - Godtier Ragestache: Ramary is setting the standard
6:02 PM - IHMN: Pants were only invented to contain ones manhood, like a sheath for a sword
6:03 PM - Godtier Ragestache: sheaths are for pussies who don't know how to use their "swords"
6:03 PM - Arcanum: Hahahaha get it? For pussies.
6:04 PM - Godtier Ragestache: a sword is best sharpened in battle, not in practice
6:05 PM - Arcanum: This metaphor suddenly got awkward with that implication
6:05 PM - Godtier Ragestache: arc, this is NPF
6:05 PM - Godtier Ragestache: if you're not immune to awkward by now, you're doing it wrong
6:05 PM - *Ramary: yeah i was about to say
6:05 PM - *Ramary: i been here only a little while
6:05 PM - *Ramary: and i picked that up already
6:06 PM - Arcanum: Oh no I can dig it, I'm just pointing it out
6:08 PM - Godtier Ragestache: we need more people here so we can have more pants shenanigans
Doc_ock_rokc left chat.
6:08 PM - Godtier Ragestache: Doc couldn't handle the tru-I mean pants
6:09 PM - Godtier Ragestache: or maybe he just went onto our PantsCraft server
6:09 PM - Godtier Ragestache: I need to overload the server chests with pants, just to freak out doc
6:12 PM - Arcanum: Oh man, fuck Notch
6:12 PM - Arcanum: http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Top_Notch
6:12 PM - Arcanum: He gets his own TF2 hat
6:12 PM - *Ramary: notch is a lazy bastard
6:12 PM - *Ramary: minecraft was not ready for release at all
6:12 PM - Godtier Ragestache: THE FUCK
6:12 PM - Godtier Ragestache: NO
6:12 PM - Godtier Ragestache: NO
6:12 PM - *Ramary: and if i had to buy it for 30 bucks i would strangle the sweedish cunt
6:12 PM - *Ramary: or just not buy it
6:13 PM - Godtier Ragestache: it probably requires you to use the original crafting interface in a specific pattern with refined once it becomes craftable
6:13 PM - Arcanum: Or it will just never become craftable
6:13 PM - *Ramary: it wont be craftable
6:13 PM - Arcanum: It would be neat if they add a minecraft head though
6:13 PM - *Ramary: its notch only
6:14 PM - Arcanum: Like whatever the default one is
6:14 PM - *Ramary: cause
6:14 PM - *Ramary: notch is overloved
6:14 PM - *Ramary: overrated
6:14 PM - *Ramary: whatever
6:14 PM - Godtier Ragestache: the modding community basically took over development for him a long time ago
6:15 PM - Arcanum: Is there a mod for minecraft that makes it so you don't lose all of your items when you die? Because that's the one thing that keeps me from playing the game with enemies
6:15 PM - Arcanum: And since I only play on peaceful, it gets boring real fast
6:16 PM - Godtier Ragestache: I actually have trouble mining on non-peaceful
6:16 PM - Godtier Ragestache: just because I'm such a nervous twitch about monsters coming out of nowhere
6:16 PM - Godtier Ragestache: I nearly shat myself when a skeleton almost hit me while I was building on the server recently
InsoMuMuniac entered chat.
6:21 PM - InsoMuMuniac: haha look at that starless loser
6:21 PM - Godtier Ragestache: doesn't even like making names
6:21 PM - Godtier Ragestache: or avatars
6:22 PM - Godtier Ragestache: MuMu, you are aware of tonight's special rule?
6:22 PM - InsoMuMuniac: i never wear pants
6:22 PM - Godtier Ragestache: perfect!
6:22 PM - Godtier Ragestache: Doc was here, but he couldn't handle the lack of pants
6:28 PM - Godtier Ragestache: So, are we going to do any games?
6:28 PM - *Ramary: NO
6:28 PM - *Ramary: THIS IS STEAM NIGHT
6:28 PM - *Ramary: NOT GAME NIGHT
6:28 PM - Godtier Ragestache: I'm open for PantsFortress2, or Left4Pants2
6:28 PM - *Ramary: WE SIT IN STEAM CHAT
6:28 PM - Arcanum: Oh. Man. I totally didn't see that Civ 5 was on sale for $10.
6:29 PM - Godtier Ragestache: FFFFFFF
6:29 PM - Ryong: gmod
6:29 PM - Ryong: single day thing
6:29 PM - Arcanum: $17 for goty edition
6:29 PM - Arcanum: Thing is: I've never played a civ game before
6:29 PM - Arcanum: But I played the demo and liked it
6:29 PM - *Ramary: civ5 was designed for newbies
6:29 PM - Godtier Ragestache: I played an opensource variant of the original
6:29 PM - Godtier Ragestache: drove me near insane
6:30 PM - *Ramary: pissed me off somewhat since some parts were dumbed down from civ4 beyond the sword
6:30 PM - Godtier Ragestache: I eventually allied with my only enemy, then after I advanced far enough that I just started nuking cities
6:31 PM - Arcanum: Eh screw it gonna pass on it. I don't need another ridiculous time sink with exams coming up
6:31 PM - Godtier Ragestache: I think that version was made with the space core in mind, since the ultimate goal is to go to space
6:32 PM - Godtier Ragestache: man, I get so tempted to buy any game that's less than 4 dollars
6:33 PM - Godtier Ragestache: Polynomial is so pretty
6:33 PM - Godtier Ragestache: and if I buy it I won't need to keep up my hallucinogenics habit
6:33 PM - Arcanum: Oh hey polynomial has a demo
6:33 PM - *Ramary: not much to polymail
6:33 PM - Arcanum: yoink
6:33 PM - *Ramary: besides PURRTY
6:33 PM - Godtier Ragestache: it's so pretty my laptop can't take it
6:34 PM - Godtier Ragestache: hence why I couldn't play the demo
6:34 PM - Godtier Ragestache: are any of the FEAR games any good?
6:34 PM - *Ramary: NO
6:34 PM - InsoMuMuniac: the first one is very solid
6:34 PM - *Ramary: well
6:34 PM - Godtier Ragestache: woah woah woah
6:35 PM - InsoMuMuniac: espectacular AI.
6:35 PM - Godtier Ragestache: How does ramary have Dota 2?
6:35 PM - *Ramary: they are okay
6:35 PM - *Ramary: magic!
6:35 PM - Ryong: He got lucky.
6:35 PM - Arcanum: He's in hte beta
6:35 PM - Godtier Ragestache: fuck you, ramary
6:35 PM - Godtier Ragestache: just . . .
6:35 PM - Godtier Ragestache: fuck you
6:35 PM - Arcanum: Also I had fun with Fear 2. But I got it when it was on sale in one of hte other sales for super cheap
6:35 PM - *Ramary: i got 2 beta invites with my valve invite
6:35 PM - *Ramary: that i could give to others
6:36 PM - Godtier Ragestache: I take back the fuck yous
6:36 PM - InsoMuMuniac: others that don't tell you to go fuck yourself
6:36 PM - Godtier Ragestache: I take them all back
6:36 PM - *Ramary: that i gave away to people on 4chan, who were compeltely random
6:36 PM - Godtier Ragestache: on 4chan . . .
6:36 PM - Godtier Ragestache: seriously?
6:36 PM - *Ramary: yes
6:36 PM - *Ramary: i got just cause 2 and mafia 2 from random people on 4chan
6:36 PM - *Ramary: i was giving back
6:37 PM - Godtier Ragestache: I could understand
6:37 PM - Godtier Ragestache: just cause 2 is pretty fun
6:37 PM - Godtier Ragestache: story and dialogue are shit
6:37 PM - *Ramary: i put 40 hours into it
6:37 PM - Godtier Ragestache: but it's fun
6:37 PM - *Ramary: i think
6:37 PM - *Ramary: 32 hours
6:37 PM - *Ramary: which is less then saints row
6:37 PM - Godtier Ragestache: my favorite thing was running over motorcycles with a sportscar
6:37 PM - *Ramary: which after a week was 52 hours
6:38 PM - *Ramary: anyway
6:38 PM - Godtier Ragestache: or taking the Eclipse battle jet
6:38 PM - *Ramary: time to wait 5 hours to find a matach
6:39 PM - Godtier Ragestache: I just turned beta on for my account
6:39 PM - Godtier Ragestache: going to restart and wingwong the whole backlog

[Aldurin]

(14:53:04) (Satan): vaginas are scary
(14:53:09) greed: Read that somewhere, apparently that was the inspiration for the Gaping Dragon from Dark Souls.
(14:53:09) (Dickless): I don't need a dick
(14:53:09) Smarty_McBarrelp: Nah I just checked, book of revelation totally calls him out as a serpent
(14:53:12) (Dickless): Dicks are for pussies.
(14:53:20) (Satan): ...well, yes
(14:53:26) (Satan): in a sense
(14:53:31) Smarty_McBarrelp: Satan what would you offer for my soul
(14:53:33) Smarty_McBarrelp: Best offer
(14:53:39) (Satan): a big mac
(14:53:50) Aldurin: say yes
(14:53:51) Smarty_McBarrelp: Do I get fries
(14:53:53) greed: A good one?
(14:53:53) Smarty_McBarrelp: And a cok
(14:53:53) Aldurin: do it, smarty
(14:53:55) Smarty_McBarrelp: coke
(14:53:56) (Satan): maybe a klondike bar
(14:54:03) greed: Or one that's been sitting in the warmer for a while?(14:54:04) Smarty_McBarrelp: I don't know what that is
(14:54:27) (Satan): you get fries and a coke, but the coke is from a fountain
(14:54:32) ChatBot: Geminex has been logged out (Timeout).
(14:54:36) (Satan): and its watered down and tastes vaguely of sprite
(14:54:43) Smarty_McBarrelp: Here is your problem Satan- you are too region specific. It's a globalised world. I bet you could get like all the buddhists to sell their soul real easy
(14:54:47) Smarty_McBarrelp: And atheists

[Arcanum]

Mauve McDiesALot: RickZarber might be around in a little bit for l4d

I'm neglecting my kids for this: cool
I'm neglecting my kids for this: Also I take it you got your laptop working again?

Mauve McDiesALot: not a laptop, but yes.
Mauve McDiesALot: sort of.

I'm neglecting my kids for this: sort of?

Mauve McDiesALot: the mic/headset jack is still semi-broken, but the malware is gone

I'm neglecting my kids for this: You need to show that jack who's boss

Mauve McDiesALot: apparently it's not me

I'm neglecting my kids for this: It has to be you.
I'm neglecting my kids for this: When the made the show "Who's The Boss?" it wasn't about Tony Danza or what's her name
I'm neglecting my kids for this: That was the show about Mauve
I'm neglecting my kids for this: And how she was the boss.
I'm neglecting my kids for this: They just had no idea.

Mauve McDiesALot: I NEVER KNEW.

I'm neglecting my kids for this: You are the boss. It's you.

Mauve McDiesALot: then you're all fired.
Mauve McDiesALot: all of you

Arcanum: :O

I'm neglecting my kids for this: :(

Arcanum: Will I at least get a severance package?

Doc_ock_rokc: I get my patent rights back right

Mauve McDiesALot: I'm not at liberty to discuss such matters
Mauve McDiesALot: all questions must be submitted in writing to the appropriate authorities twenty-four hours in advance

Arcanum: Can I use the company time machine to get my questions in yesterday?

I'm neglecting my kids for this: Yeah, but then you're just wasting company time

Mauve McDiesALot: Are you a certified Company Time Machine Authorized Piolot?
Mauve McDiesALot: pilot
Mauve McDiesALot: I'm not seeing your name on the list.

Arcanum: I helped fiddle with some doohickeys once. Does that count?
I'm neglecting my kids for this: What if he went back in time and got a time machine piloting license?

Mauve McDiesALot: He'd need the license to go back in time to get the license in order to go back in time.
Mauve McDiesALot: to get the license.

I'm neglecting my kids for this: Once he has the license from the past, he will go back and get the license

Mauve McDiesALot: By then it will already be too late.
I'm neglecting my kids for this: There's no such thing as too late in the fourth dimension

Arcanum: But we have a time machine! How can we be too late when we have time in our hands?

*Ramary: this arguement is meaningless, i had to bring the time machine back to doc brown to get it fixed

Mauve McDiesALot: SO THAT'S WHERE IT WENT.

*Ramary: so there wont be one for another week anyway

I'm neglecting my kids for this: He makes a good point. DeLorean parts are impossible to find nowadays
I'm neglecting my kids for this: The only place you can get them is the early 80s

Mauve McDiesALot: Great. Future-Me has already come back to warn me about going back to the 80's.

Arcanum: But if you don't go back to the 80's you won't know what's so horrible that future you had to come back to warn you about, thus creating a paradox. So really you should go back to the 80's in order to keep the time loop stable

I'm neglecting my kids for this: Then you'll just have to go further into the future to warn future-you's future-her about warning you

Mauve McDiesALot: Apparently if I do, I'll inadvertantly start an interalactic war.

Kareshy: In before a letter that was mailed 100 years ago to be delivered to this exact time at your location

Mauve McDiesALot: that's waaaay too much work.

I'm neglecting my kids for this: What if we just open up the RAINBOW RUMPUS ASSHOLE FACTORY memo and hope for the best?

Mauve McDiesALot: Ugh, I can't stand arguing with my past and future selves. Stupid Future Mauve thinks she so damn great just becasue she knows everything I'm gonna do.

Arcanum: Future and past selves never get along. So clearly the only solution here is to play some L4D

I'm neglecting my kids for this: Good plan

Mauve McDiesALot: ZOMBIES.

RickZarber entered chat.

Arcanum: That is like the absolute most perfect timing Rick

I'm neglecting my kids for this: Apparently yelling ZOMBIES summons Rick

RickZarber: Who what now?

Mauve McDiesALot: the word ZOMBIES was yelled, and lo and behold, Rick enters chat.
Mauve McDiesALot: LIKE MAGIC.
Mauve McDiesALot: ZOMBIE YELLING MAGIC

RickZarber: Yes. Magic. That was it. Let's go with that and not question it further.

[Aldurin]

10:41 PM - Thadius: Greetings. From whence do I know you?
10:41 PM - Sanetoshi, PhD in Fate: I'm your worst nightmare
10:41 PM - Sanetoshi, PhD in Fate: and neighbor
10:41 PM - Thadius: Ah
10:41 PM - Thadius: Hello again Ald.
10:42 PM - Thadius: So you remember that chicken singularity thing I have going on?
10:42 PM - Sanetoshi, PhD in Fate: Yes
10:42 PM - Thadius: I made it worse
10:42 PM - Thadius: Or better
10:42 PM - Thadius: I'm not sure which
10:42 PM - Sanetoshi, PhD in Fate: is it weaponized?
10:42 PM - Thadius: Only on a universal level
10:42 PM - Sanetoshi, PhD in Fate: I'm guessing you added another dispenser of eggs
10:43 PM - Thadius: No
10:43 PM - Thadius: No that would be sane
10:43 PM - Thadius: I did something wore
10:43 PM - Thadius: I added the grain fuel rods
10:43 PM - Thadius: About four or five stacks worth
10:43 PM - Sanetoshi, PhD in Fate: the what?
10:43 PM - Thadius: Grain is like viagra for animals
10:43 PM - Sanetoshi, PhD in Fate: oh right, wheat
10:44 PM - Sanetoshi, PhD in Fate: well, I guess desperate times call for desperate amounts of chicken sex
10:44 PM - Thadius: I can't look directly at the mass of chickens
10:44 PM - Thadius: It wears down the fabric of reality too much
10:44 PM - Sanetoshi, PhD in Fate: yeah, I may have to wait until wednesday to get back on if it's that bad
10:44 PM - Sanetoshi, PhD in Fate: my new computer should take it when it's set up
10:45 PM - Thadius: We're just waiting for the chicks to grow up into adults
10:45 PM - Thadius: THEN THE SLAUGHTER CAN BEGIN
10:45 PM - Sanetoshi, PhD in Fate: well, I don't want to bust my college laptop over a chicken overloade
10:45 PM - Thadius: I may need you to come on anyways
10:45 PM - Thadius: I don't think I can escape
10:45 PM - Thadius: And I left my potions of pain outside the coop
10:45 PM - Sanetoshi, PhD in Fate: just kill some of the damn things
10:46 PM - Sanetoshi, PhD in Fate: punchy punchy if you have to
10:46 PM - Thadius: There are so many that I have to leave the trapdoor closed
10:46 PM - Thadius: Otherwise they WILL escape
10:47 PM - Sanetoshi, PhD in Fate: fine, I'll save your sorry ass
10:47 PM - Thadius: It was just an experiment to see how many chickens I could fit in here!
10:47 PM - Thadius: I didn't think it'd go this far!
10:47 PM - Thadius: I'll be good for a bit yet
10:47 PM - Thadius: I can hear some of the chicks still
10:47 PM - Thadius: So they aren't adults
10:48 PM - Sanetoshi, PhD in Fate: so you aren't worried about the safety of anything besides the chicks?
10:48 PM - Thadius: Nah
10:48 PM - Thadius: They need to grow up so that we can harvest feathers from them
10:48 PM - Thadius: Not even worried about THEIR saftey
10:48 PM - Thadius: Must...escape!
10:49 PM - Thadius: One followed me
10:49 PM - Thadius: But I'm out!
10:49 PM - Sanetoshi, PhD in Fate: truly a man of danger and adventure
10:50 PM - Thadius: If you COULD log on now and see the sheer amount of chickens
10:50 PM - Thadius: then that wouldn't be sarcasm I hear through the internet
10:50 PM - Thadius: I called it Operation Chicken Bomb for a reason
10:52 PM - Sanetoshi, PhD in Fate: warning taken
10:52 PM - Thadius: Wait until I make the chickens explode
10:52 PM - Thadius: Then you can see the bounty and guage how many there were
10:53 PM - Thadius: Ye gods they're glitching through the trapdoor near constantly
10:53 PM - Thadius: ...
10:53 PM - Thadius: TIME TO MAKE IT EVEN WORSE
10:53 PM - Sanetoshi, PhD in Fate: bomb it now
10:53 PM - Thadius: ADD THE LAST STACK OF GRAIN
10:53 PM - Sanetoshi, PhD in Fate: MADNESS
10:53 PM - Sanetoshi, PhD in Fate: ABORT THE OPERATION
10:53 PM - Thadius: NEVER
10:53 PM - Thadius: IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE ADD THAT GRAIN!
10:54 PM - Thadius: You should probably post a warning in the thread about this
10:56 PM - Thadius: It's a sea of chickens in here
10:56 PM - Sanetoshi, PhD in Fate: warning posted
10:57 PM - Thadius: I have passed beyond the event horizon of a Bawk Hole
10:57 PM - Thadius: I shall relay events as they happen
10:57 PM - Sanetoshi, PhD in Fate: maybe you should, I dunno, KILL THEM ALL?
10:57 PM - Thadius: The original chicks have all grown up.
10:57 PM - Thadius: I have spawned another set
10:57 PM - Thadius: When they too are grown
10:58 PM - Thadius: I will deploy my countermeasures
10:58 PM - Thadius: Eggs litter the floor
10:59 PM - Thadius: I shall not want for dispenser ammo when I am done here
10:59 PM - Sanetoshi, PhD in Fate: clearly you need to have a minimum of four dispensers running at once
11:00 PM - Thadius: YES
11:00 PM - Thadius: I SHALL DO THIS NEXT
11:00 PM - Sanetoshi, PhD in Fate: also reduce the dimensions by one on each side
11:00 PM - Thadius: Hmm
11:00 PM - Thadius: I could do this
11:00 PM - Thadius: Or I could leave it as is
11:00 PM - Thadius: and just stick them in
11:00 PM - Sanetoshi, PhD in Fate: work your way to a 2x2x2 hole with 8 dispensers
11:01 PM - Thadius: That's what Arhra is doing. I think.
11:01 PM - Thadius: Someone is doing a CHicken COmpressor
11:01 PM - Sanetoshi, PhD in Fate: or make a 2x2 room that's as deep as you can make it
11:01 PM - Sanetoshi, PhD in Fate: call it the chicken silo
11:02 PM - Thadius: Nah I rather like the dimensions of the Chicken Concentration Coop
11:02 PM - Thadius: But more dispensors is a thing I can do
11:02 PM - Sanetoshi, PhD in Fate: Pootispencer here!
11:02 PM - Thadius: There are still chicks about
11:02 PM - Thadius: when will they grow
11:02 PM - Thadius: when can i begin
11:02 PM - Thadius: the slaugher
11:03 PM - Sanetoshi, PhD in Fate: maybe it's glitched to the point that they constantly breed
11:03 PM - Sanetoshi, PhD in Fate: essentially the singularity becoming self-sustaining
11:03 PM - Thadius: Either the chicks shall grow
11:03 PM - Thadius: Or I shall begin the slaughter
11:03 PM - Thadius: when my inventory is full of fucking eggs
11:04 PM - Thadius: For a brief second
11:04 PM - Thadius: I saw the last chick
11:05 PM - Thadius: Then it was washed away
11:05 PM - Thadius: in the sea that this room has become
11:06 PM - Thadius: So fucking tempted to end them all
11:06 PM - Thadius: but NNNNNNGH
11:06 PM - Thadius: PRINCIPLES
11:08 PM - Thadius: I'm pretty sure that at any given time
11:08 PM - Thadius: only half the chickens are on the ground
11:09 PM - Sanetoshi, PhD in Fate: thadius, assume all the chicks are grown up and nuke them now
11:09 PM - Sanetoshi, PhD in Fate: also, potion bomb may be a bad idea
11:09 PM - Sanetoshi, PhD in Fate: that many simultaneous kill sequences can crash your computer and/or the server
11:10 PM - Thadius: Hmm
11:10 PM - Sanetoshi, PhD in Fate: I did essentially the same thing using splitscreen on my ps2
11:10 PM - Thadius: This is why I brought a sword
11:10 PM - Thadius: But still
11:10 PM - Thadius: PRINCIPLES
11:10 PM - Sanetoshi, PhD in Fate: nuke it anyway and let fifth clean it up?
11:10 PM - Thadius: No, wait
11:10 PM - Thadius: I can still hear the chicks
11:11 PM - Sanetoshi, PhD in Fate: no thadius, you're only hearing their temporally-displaced echoes
11:11 PM - Thadius: You lie, I just saw one
11:11 PM - Thadius: Plus only ten eggs until I say fuckit and do it anyways
11:12 PM - Thadius: LET THE REAPING BEGIN
11:12 PM - Sanetoshi, PhD in Fate: open fraps so you can upload it on youtube
11:13 PM - Sanetoshi, PhD in Fate: wouldn't hurt to have one more program open
11:13 PM - Thadius: Too late
11:13 PM - Thadius: I actually BROKE my sword
11:13 PM - Sanetoshi, PhD in Fate: how many swings?
11:14 PM - Thadius: about 64
11:14 PM - Thadius: Total we had 88 chickens that were culled
11:14 PM - Thadius: Three remain
11:14 PM - Sanetoshi, PhD in Fate: only 91 chickens?
11:14 PM - Thadius: That many in one spot is too many
11:14 PM - Sanetoshi, PhD in Fate: you gotta do better than that
11:15 PM - Sanetoshi, PhD in Fate: You should be able to fit 150 in there
11:15 PM - Sanetoshi, PhD in Fate: I propose a system where the walls are nothing but egg dispensers
11:15 PM - Thadius: WHY IS THIS SUCH A GOOD IDEA?!
11:15 PM - Sanetoshi, PhD in Fate: except for one dispenser which will shoot potion bombs via outside lever
11:15 PM - Thadius: Get Doc on that
11:15 PM - Thadius: Also rescind the warning
11:17 PM - Sanetoshi, PhD in Fate: you may want to try the ultimate chicken chamber offsite for safety
11:18 PM - Thadius: WHEN WAS SAFTEY EVER A CONCERN OF MINE?!
11:18 PM - Sanetoshi, PhD in Fate: true
11:18 PM - Sanetoshi, PhD in Fate: oh man, i figured out how you could make it run forever using the technic pack
11:19 PM - Sanetoshi, PhD in Fate: essentially what I described above, but the floor uses item collectors and pipes the eggs back into the dispensers
11:19 PM - Thadius: That would be perfect
11:20 PM - Sanetoshi, PhD in Fate: the potion bombing could be automatic or manual depending on how bad you wanted it to get before each harvest
11:21 PM - Sanetoshi, PhD in Fate: infinite chicken meat and feathers
11:21 PM - Thadius: I also gained eight levels
11:21 PM - Sanetoshi, PhD in Fate: they need to implement a way to breed hostile mobs
11:21 PM - Sanetoshi, PhD in Fate: because if there was a way, you'd have some crazy shit built for it
11:22 PM - Sanetoshi, PhD in Fate: think of a blaze breeding facility
11:22 PM - Thadius: Chicken setup nearly done
11:23 PM - Sanetoshi, PhD in Fate: how many dispensers did you add?
11:23 PM - Thadius: Three
11:23 PM - Thadius: So we've got one pointing in each direction
11:24 PM - Sanetoshi, PhD in Fate: so these chickens will be ensured brief lives full of agony
11:24 PM - Thadius: Oh since I killed them all you could probably show up to see for yourself again
11:24 PM - Sanetoshi, PhD in Fate: not right now, I got to sleep soon
11:24 PM - Thadius: I can only load three fully!
11:24 PM - Thadius: Laaaaaaaame
11:24 PM - Thadius: Okay well do me a favor
11:24 PM - Thadius: Wing and wong this log
11:28 PM - Thadius: Hmm
11:28 PM - Thadius: Next time I think I'll double the dispenser count
11:29 PM - Thadius: Already the wheat begins to build again...
11:31 PM - Thadius: Alright so you need to sleep.
11:31 PM - Thadius: Later, then

[greed]

(01:26:17) pocheros: i need penis reduction surgery. mine gives me bad posture

Yup. Funka is a lucky man.

[Geminex]

Grimpond: He's a helper

(20:13:13) Aldurin: I need one of the nerdier nerds to stop idling and help
(20:14:46) Grimpond: whatcha tryin to do
(20:14:49) ChatBot: Geminex wurde ausgeloggt (Ungültige IP-Adresse).
(20:15:03) ChatBot: Geminex betritt den Chat.
(20:16:31) Aldurin: I'm trying to copy my program files folder to a larger partition, already pulled it off with the users folder
(20:17:01) Aldurin: I just need to figure out what to replace the spaces with in the directory
(20:17:15) Grimpond: oh
(20:17:17) Grimpond: that's
20:17:22) Grimpond: pretty simple really
(20:17:31) Grimpond: one sex
(20:17:33) Grimpond: sec
(20:17:40) Aldurin: . .
.(20:17:55) Grimpond: okay
(20:18:00) Grimpond: all you gotta do
(20:18:03) ChatBot: Grimpond verlässt den Chat.
(20:18:08) Geminex: Ahahaha.
(20:18:17) Aldurin: I should have seen that coming
(20:18:17) Geminex: Classic

[Revising Ocelot]

Just performing my civic duties.

(00:50:47) Krylo: Geminex is the biggest attention whore
(00:51:03) Krylo: Always like, LOOK AT ME BEING GERMAN AND WEIRD AND NEVER SHUTTING UP
(00:51:12) Krylo: wait is here? I want him to know I'm insulting him. Someone tell him.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Those are the following lines

(01:51:13) InsaneGenius: Krylo, that's me.
(01:51:25) Krylo: You two pretty much blend together in my mind
(01:51:31) Krylo: one big mess of german horribleness

Also:
(01:51:41) Revolving_Ocelot: I'll copypasta it to the wing dong thread, or whatever it is
(01:52:16) CABAL49: Include my giant dick.

(01:50:15) CABAL49: 8===============================?================>

(01:52:35) InsaneGenius: Yeah, I've been meaning to ask, why does your dick have a pointy tip?
(01:52:40) InsaneGenius: Isn't that unusual?
(01:52:54) CABAL49: Mace accident.
(01:53:17) CABAL49: I wasn't kidding when I said I could stab with my dick.
(01:53:23) InsaneGenius: Oh, I thought our non-pointy dicks were just like training rapiers. That is, not the real thing.
(01:53:48) CABAL49: America has learned to weaponize dicks.
(01:54:35) CABAL49: But since I am Germanizing, I see no problem sharing the secret with you.
(01:54:44) CABAL49: Pretty useful in a knife fight.

Yeah, just dick talk as usual.

[Revising Ocelot]

The saddest part is that this whole fiasco started after CABAL commenced insatiable lusting towards my general direction after a typical self-deprecating spiel from me, which didn't even encroach on the subject of bratwurst.

[Doc ock rokc]

TM:HEy DOc HOw ARe YOu?
DD:Hello I am doing fine
TM:WHAt ARe YOu DOINg?
DD:Fine I am currently trying to study for a final
TM Oh? WHAt SUBJECt?
DD:My Intro to engineering class. Most of the class is Just ethics
DD:You can't study for ethics
TM:YOu COULd ALWAYs CHEAt

[Aldurin]

Wait, so IG wing wonged Cabal's wang?

[A Zarkin' Frood]

I did and I am proud of that fact.

[Geminex]

(00:50:47) Krylo: Geminex is the biggest attention whore
(00:51:03) Krylo: Always like, LOOK AT ME BEING GERMAN AND WEIRD AND NEVER SHUTTING UP
(00:51:12) Krylo: wait is here? I want him to know I'm insulting him. Someone tell him.
H3H3H3H3H3

[Kerensky287]

Nikose: It'd be like you, walking to school from the wrong direction in the morning and one of your friends calling you out on it
Nikose: "Where were you last night?"
Nikose: regardless of what you answer they will at least theorize that you spent the night with a lady
Nikose: even if you were just drunk and passed out in an alley because you're a hobo

Kerensky: you don’t know me very well so I’ll forgive you for not realizing it would actually be the opposite

Nikose: "Drunk in an alley" friend accusation when actually "Spent the night with a pretty bloke"

Kerensky: -_-

Nikose: you saaaaid opposite
Nikose: how was I supposed to know which parts were opposite and which werent?
Nikose: I took a stab in the dark

Kerensky: ...th
Kerensky: that

Nikose: You should have worded it more clear ;)

Kerensky: that's what she said

Nikose: hahahahahah

Kerensky: I TRIED TO STOP MYSELF

Nikose: tou fucking che

Kerensky: BUT IT JUST HAPPENED

[pochercoaster]

(11:32:58) BitVyper: man
(11:33:02) BitVyper: I wish I had a shell bra

[Nikose Tyris]

Nikose said
Locked out of my apartment so chilling on campus

Kerensky says
oh.
why are you locked out? 0.o

Nikose says
My roommate has the only key, and he is downtown getting married still
so I'm just chilling on campus till 5-ish

Kerensky says
crash the wedding
sleep with ALL the bridesmaids
...and the bride

Nikose says
It is a gay wedding
and everyone is male

Kerensky says
...
go to the wedding and steal the key
sleeping with bridesmaids optional
I dunno, I don't judge

[Aldurin]

Aldurin - says
what the fuck is this?
what the FUCK is this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTBgZybSLGg

Nikolas Kneeshaw says
*clicks*
oh god
this shit

Aldurin - says
yes, that's you in a batman suit, random deathmatching mimes while trying to be like batman

Nikolas Kneeshaw says
this is just the worst game
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/pey0c/i_am_ra_salvatore_firsttime_reddit_visitor_ive/
this will make everything better

Aldurin - says
when I saw the trailer while waiting to watch another video, I was like "please don't be real"
like dear lord man
take lessons from Insomniac if you're making a comedic game
this is like
just
fuck
yeah, that's cool
Kingdoms of Amalur had a pretty boss demo

Nikolas Kneeshaw says
dude, RA Salvatore
tell me you know about more than Amalur

Aldurin - says
and to know it was based on a world from his books
Nikolas Kneeshaw says
he's the author I grew up with; he's the reason I started playing D&D.
He's my hero.

Aldurin - says
get the game
it's fucking boss

Nikolas Kneeshaw says
I plan to but
you know about other things he did right
like you know Amalur is just the latest bit

Aldurin - says
I haven't followed him that much
though I've hear the name and some of his works mentioned here and there

Nikolas Kneeshaw says
Die forever D:
Go pick up his books for good reading oh my god, most of it's in big fucking collection tomes
he's written more then you can even comprehend

Aldurin - says
well excuse me for not being balls-deep in DnD memorabilia
and the culture
I grew up on platformers and adventure games
Nikolas Kneeshaw says
He's responsible for the death of Chewbacca

Aldurin - says
not dice rollermajigs
and honestly each form of RPG feels like a different form of constipation unless it's done really well
so hopefully you understand my reluctance to throw myself facefirst at shit
I'm still holding it against squeenix for FF13

Nikolas Kneeshaw says
...He wrote the novelization of the Star Wars Movies, the good ones, and wrote expanded universe content. He's not just RPG bullshit.
He's ridiculously talented as a fantasy author, he co-writes books with his kids
like
I can't even begin to explain why I hate your mouth noises right now
and I'm reverting back to wanting to dismiss you as "Fucking Earl"
like that's abd
I, like, never fanboy over people and I'm fanboying here.

Aldurin - says
it's not my fault that I don't worship him

Nikolas Kneeshaw says
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R._A._Salvatore

Fucking start!

Aldurin - says
NO

Aldurin - said (12:12 PM)
I have vidya games to play

Nikolas Kneeshaw says
MSN crashed
probably from fanboy

Aldurin - says
and besides I live in the middle of fucking nowhere, where the best bet to find a fantasy group is the night workers at Walmart
literally
that bad

Nikolas Kneeshaw says
I will fucking mail you the books
I don't think you understand how much I fucking love this man

[Doc ock rokc]

Arcanum left chat.
Mauve McDiesALot: ...my horse just teleported itself halfway up a tree. wtf, Skyrim?
I'm neglecting my kids for this: Look at your horse.
I'm neglecting my kids for this: Your horse is amazing
Mauve McDiesALot: STUPID HORSE YOU CAN'T CLIMB TREES IF I CAN'T CLIMB TREES YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE OPPOSABLE THUMBS
I'm neglecting my kids for this: The horse has surpassed you in skill.
I'm neglecting my kids for this: He is the true hero of legend.
Mauve McDiesALot: Clearly, the horse is meant to restore peace and order to this land, not me.
I'm neglecting my kids for this: It is as the prophecy fortold.
Mauve McDiesALot: MARE OF LEGENDS
Doc_ock_rokc: The horse doesn't give a fuck
Mauve McDiesALot: great, now the horse ran off again. Who knows where I'll find it this time?
I'm neglecting my kids for this: You should just get a motorcycle.
Doc_ock_rokc: Probobly over the corspe of a dragon
Doc_ock_rokc: because he thinks your moving to slow
Mauve McDiesALot: XD
I'm neglecting my kids for this: I AM TOLD YOU CAN DO ANYTHING IN SKYRIM, YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET A MOTORCYCLE
Mauve McDiesALot: No freaking kidding!
I'm neglecting my kids for this: You can get one in WoW, and you can't do jack all in WoW.
Mauve McDiesALot: come on, Skyrim!
I'm neglecting my kids for this: Get it together!
Doc_ock_rokc: You ask the modders
Doc_ock_rokc: and You shall receive
Mauve McDiesALot: oh right, the workshop. I'm sure they'll have some sort of ACTUALLY USEFUL HORSE MOD or something there sooner or later.
Doc_ock_rokc: Your horse is more of a badass then you are
I'm neglecting my kids for this: You must learn to master the horse.
I'm neglecting my kids for this: Lest the horse masters you!
Doc_ock_rokc: stop being a pussy and follow your horse's example
Mauve McDiesALot: I don't even know where it is now. It randomly runs at enemies and kicks them to death, and I just survived a bandit ambush, so who even knows where it decided to go
Doc_ock_rokc: Like I said
Doc_ock_rokc: ITs off killing dragons
Doc_ock_rokc: Because you are not
Mauve McDiesALot: The horse was the Dragonborn the whole time!
Mauve McDiesALot: It whinnies in the language of the ancient dragons!
Doc_ock_rokc: it just needed a pupet that will take all it's attetnion away from it
Mauve McDiesALot: "NEEEIIIIGHHH" means Fus-Roh-Dah.
Mauve McDiesALot: It all makes sense now
Doc_ock_rokc: in the final battle he shall kill the god king of the dragons before you do
Mauve McDiesALot: And the history books shall remember the horse as teh greatest hero of our times, and I'll be remembered as "that random Imperial Lady who tagged along with him"
Doc_ock_rokc: No he shall be the true hero that fades into the dust of time. Biding it so that he and his offspring may be free to prepare for the next confrontation with evil
Doc_ock_rokc: While you get ganked in your sleep by some wanabe
Mauve McDiesALot: Well, at least I get all the money we earn from our adventures and he gets left outside in the rain whenever I go into towns. Smug bastard horse, making me look bad.
Doc_ock_rokc: Are you kidding
Doc_ock_rokc: He is probobly up to his neck in mares
Doc_ock_rokc: while your talking to some guy selling junk as treasures
Mauve McDiesALot: XD
Mauve McDiesALot: oh I found him. He's like fifty feet away, hiding behind a rock here. Or possibly planning an ambush from behind this rock, to destroy any remaining bandits.
Doc_ock_rokc: are you kidding
Doc_ock_rokc: They were running from him
Doc_ock_rokc: OR THEY WERE HIRED BY HIM
Mauve McDiesALot: OH GOD HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME
Doc_ock_rokc: So he could test to see if you where his Rider
Doc_ock_rokc: also I am putting this horse conversation on the forums
Mauve McDiesALot: Because the Tale of the Dragonborn Horse must be read by all?
Doc_ock_rokc: For it is told in the ELDER SCROLLS!
Mauve McDiesALot: THE HORSE OF POWER HAS RETURNED TO SKYRIM, AS THE PROPHECY FORETOLD

[Japan]

(01:50:02) Krylo: You must play fatal to understand fatal
(01:50:20) Krylo: BIT BEGIN THE GMENINGINING
(01:50:40) BitVyper: everyone roll 10d10 for boner size in feet
(01:50:57) BitVyper: you too poch
(01:51:04) pocheros: i have the biggest one
(01:51:15) Japan: how do I roll on this thing
(01:51:18) Japan: haha
(01:51:39) ChatBot: POS_Industries logs into the Chat.
(01:51:46) ChatBot: Japan rolls 1d6 and gets 1.
(01:51:51) Japan: hm
(01:51:53) POS_Industries: well done
(01:51:55) BitVyper: hahahahaha
(01:51:59) ChatBot: pocheros rolls 1d6 and gets 6.
(01:52:02) ChatBot: Krylo rolls 1d6 and gets 4.
(01:52:08) ChatBot: POS_Industries rolls 1d6 and gets 5.
(01:52:08) Krylo: lesseee
(01:52:08) pocheros: i told oyu
(01:52:11) pocheros: i have the biggest one
(01:52:11) Krylo: I think it was
(01:52:16) ChatBot: Krylo rolls 10d10 and gets 3,3,10,2,2,1,9,10,3,4.
(01:52:22) Krylo: yeah taht
(01:52:26) pocheros: how do you do that
(01:52:27) ChatBot: greed rolls 1d6 and gets 5.
(01:52:30) Krylo: it's /roll xdy
(01:52:32) BitVyper: those are the sizes for your ten boners
(01:52:37) ChatBot: Japan rolls 10d10 and gets 10,2,5,5,1,8,3,8,3,9.
(01:52:41) ChatBot: pocheros rolls 10d10 and gets 10,7,5,10,9,6,8,4,6,6.
(01:52:48) BitVyper: hahahaha
(01:52:49) ChatBot: greed rolls 1d100 and gets 6.
(01:52:53) greed: Ouch
(01:52:57) pocheros: hahahhaha
(01:52:58) Japan: LULZ
(01:53:02) greed: Just 6 feet
(01:53:08) pocheros: damn
(01:53:16) pocheros: how're you gonna break impenetrable hymens with that?
(01:53:17) BitVyper: greed your boner is not big enough for FATAL
(01:53:22) Japan: wait why would I have 10 boners
(01:53:25) ChatBot: POS_Industries rolls 10d10 and gets 6,10,6,9,4,7,5,8,3,8.
(01:53:26) BitVyper: I said 10d10 because 10 is the minimum length
(01:53:34) BitVyper: also poch has the biggest
(01:53:40) ChatBot: pocheros rolls 1d6 and gets 1.
(01:53:53) POS_Industries: not anymore
(01:54:00) pocheros: it's cold
(01:54:02) pocheros: i can't help it
(01:54:09) BitVyper: you guys are being attacked by vaginargoyles
(01:54:12) BitVyper: roll for penetration
(01:54:12) greed: In Nevada?
(01:54:20) pocheros: yes
(01:54:24) Japan: how do I shot penis?
(01:54:26) ChatBot: greed rolls 1d40 and gets 10.
(01:54:27) ChatBot: POS_Industries rolls 2d6 and gets 2,1.
(01:54:27) pocheros: well
(01:54:28) pocheros: no
(01:54:30) POS_Industries: dammit
(01:54:41) Japan: can I use all ten of my boners?
(01:54:43) BitVyper: Japan, consult your wank table
(01:54:50) BitVyper: and compare it with your dexterity
(01:54:51) pocheros: you cna rape ten people with ten boners
(01:54:53) pocheros: how efficient
(01:54:55) BitVyper: to figure out your strokes per second
(01:55:05) pocheros: or SPS
(01:55:19) BitVyper: then consult your climax threshold
(01:55:24) BitVyper: matrix
(01:55:28) ChatBot: Japan rolls 5d8 and gets 2,5,7,6,2.
(01:55:47) Japan: fuck yeah I took care of the vaginargoyles.
(01:55:47) Krylo: You didn't tell us what to roll, Bit
(01:55:49) Japan: probably
(01:55:54) BitVyper: I realise that isn't nearly enough tables for an authentic FATAL experience
(01:55:56) Krylo: therefore
(01:56:00) ChatBot: Krylo rolls 100d100 and gets 97,88,92,90,9,96,84,63,25,11,60,?99,73,96,6,82,66, 21,5,55,32,7,53,?14,19,32,38,18,79,67,10,27,22,11, ?16,76,69,59,35,97,7,54,84,89,89,9?6,43,6,78,17,62 ,29,94,22,26,22,65?,73,67,93,90,68,47,89,82,16,33, 35?,70,86,70,40,43,46,88,13,37,69,14?,57,51,19,46, 14,78,52,73,91,28,43?,8,26,66,79,63,85,51,80,94,98 .
(01:56:01) BitVyper: but I'm just one man
(01:56:10) BitVyper: hahaha
(01:56:14) ChatBot: pocheros rolls 1d6 and gets 2.
(01:56:17) pocheros: dam
(01:56:22) pocheros: i tried rolling 999d999
(01:56:26) pocheros: it didn't work
(01:56:35) BitVyper: Krylo, you attack a Vaginargoyle
(01:56:35) Krylo: 100d100 is the max
(01:56:35) pocheros: i dont' udnerstand how this thing works
(01:56:38) pocheros: aww
(01:56:47) BitVyper: unforunately its hymen strength is 120
(01:56:52) BitVyper: your attacks fail to penetrate
(01:56:55) greed: roll1d100
(01:56:58) greed: Ugh
(01:57:12) ChatBot: greed rolls 1d100 and gets 21.
(01:57:23) BitVyper: the vaginargoyle begins to eat your boner
(01:57:27) Krylo: but that wasn't actually 100d100, it was one d10000
(01:57:44) Krylo: I missed a few zeros there
(01:57:47) BitVyper: greed, you have to roll for shame every round
(01:57:48) ChatBot: pocheros rolls 100d100 and gets 61,39,25,63,29,22,53,17,17,59,60?,3,31,58,34,69,35 ,45,13,56,48,24,?37,67,90,91,72,92,34,61,93,32,20, ?64,93,13,17,55,73,94,12,80,3,34,1?00,20,35,44,63, 8,59,13,60,59,26,9?1,100,23,78,82,72,81,4,79,48,58 ,9?8,31,20,84,18,90,70,54,74,63,58,3?,22,31,2,63,7 7,98,14,13,58,23,84,?23,72,100,8,27,56,16,94,35,29 ,73.
(01:57:56) BitVyper: because of your six foot boner
(01:58:16) greed: Haha
(01:58:19) BitVyper: okay Krylo, your boner explodes through the vaginargoyle
(01:58:26) BitVyper: but brushes up against POS's
(01:58:26) Japan: can I apply like, an ointment to my boner to get combat bonuses?
(01:58:27) ChatBot: greed rolls 3d30 and gets 7,24,30.
(01:58:36) BitVyper: save against homoeroticism
(01:58:47) Krylo: But I don't want to save against homoeroticism
(01:58:50) Krylo: I want to just
(01:58:53) Krylo: rub oil all over my man chest
(01:58:56) Krylo: and be homoerotic as fuck
(01:58:57) BitVyper: Japan you apply viagra, roll 3d10 and add it to your boner length
(01:59:10) ChatBot: Japan rolls 3d10 and gets 4,9,9.
(01:59:12) BitVyper: guys
(01:59:19) BitVyper: Krylo is in the throes of homoeroticism
(01:59:24) BitVyper: what do you do?
(01:59:31) BitVyper: there are 11 Vaginargoyles remaining
(01:59:34) Japan: throw bibles and porn at him
(01:59:55) pocheros: challenge him to a an oily chets contest
(01:59:59) pocheros: ^chest
(02:00:02) BitVyper: no
(02:00:03) POS_Industries: make a sandwich and refuse to share it while I eat in front of them
(02:00:04) BitVyper: Chets
(02:00:11) BitVyper: just a bunch of college football guys
(02:00:13) BitVyper: named Chet
(02:00:15) BitVyper: all oiled up
(02:00:21) ChatBot: POS_Industries rolls 10d10 and gets 1,5,3,5,1,8,8,9,5,3.
(02:00:29) Japan: can't stop laughing
(02:00:38) pocheros: if we stop responding it's because we're suffocating form laughter
(02:00:50) greed: It's why I'm quiet.
(02:01:01) Krylo: And so we learn that FATAL is actually the best system
(02:01:03) BitVyper: everyone POS' eating makes you hot
(02:01:14) BitVyper: add 1d10 to boner length
(02:01:20) pocheros: mayonnaise squirting everywhere
(02:01:45) BitVyper: POS a vaginargoyle tries to lift you off the ground, but your boner is too heavy
(02:01:47) Japan: I think my boner should be of sufficient length to generate substantial force on impact due to mechanical advantage
(02:01:49) BitVyper: take an attack of opportunity
(02:02:02) ChatBot: POS_Industries rolls 10d10 and gets 2,10,10,4,5,10,3,1,2,9.
(02:02:21) BitVyper: the vaginargoyle's hymen explodes
(02:02:28) POS_Industries: Huzzah!
(02:02:43) BitVyper: roll a grapple check to rape it
(02:02:57) Krylo: Does it literally explode? Does he have to roll damage to his boner?
(02:03:23) BitVyper: no, but he gets gross blood on him
(02:03:30) POS_Industries: ew
(02:03:37) POS_Industries: now I don't want to finish my sandwich
(02:03:45) BitVyper: POS, the gross blood gives you a new fetish
(02:03:59) BitVyper: everyone watching, add 2 points to your fetish pool
(02:05:29) BitVyper: seeing two of their comrades destroyed by your massive (and one modest) boner, the remaining vaginargoyles all split up and attack you
(02:05:37) ChatBot: BitVyper rolls 5d19 and gets 10,8,10,6,10.
(02:05:57) BitVyper: poch, you take 44 damage
(02:06:06) BitVyper: decrease your rigidity by 5
(02:06:07) pocheros: :'
( (02:06:28) Japan: don't you have to recalculate turgidity now?
(02:06:38) BitVyper: two vaginargoyles are fighting over your boner
(02:06:50) ChatBot: BitVyper rolls 5d4 and gets 3,3,3,3,2.
(02:06:56) BitVyper: oh bad luck
(02:07:05) BitVyper: greed, one of the vaginargoyles swallows you whole
(02:07:29) BitVyper: unfortunately your boner size is not enough to weigh it down
(02:07:33) BitVyper: would you like to try a potion?
(02:07:47) greed: I sharpen my boner and thrust my way out
(02:07:59) BitVyper: fortunately you are carrying a whetstone
(02:08:22) BitVyper: the sharpening adds a new derangement to your fetish pool
(02:08:31) BitVyper: you are now turned on by whetstones
(02:08:38) BitVyper: roll for cutting
(02:09:17) ChatBot: greed rolls 1d23 and gets 15.
(02:09:31) BitVyper: Japan you coninue throwing bibles at Krylo, but nothing seems o happen
(02:09:35) BitVyper: his boneris too powerful
(02:09:48) greed: Also I drop it like it's hot while thrusting.
(02:09:49) Japan: well if it can't be Jesused then I give up
(02:10:00) BitVyper: greed you split the hymen in half and fall to the ground
(02:10:05) greed: Maybe let loose a funky beat.
(02:10:05) BitVyper: your sharpened boner sticking into the dirt
(02:10:30) BitVyper: everyone roll a will save to resist spinning greed around on his tiny boner
(02:10:42) pocheros: i borrow viagra from japan to restore rigidity
(02:11:17) ChatBot: Japan rolls 7d5 and gets 3,3,3,3,4,4,5.
(02:11:32) BitVyper: your rigidity is restored, but the vaginargoyles are still attached to your boner
(02:11:33) Krylo: I refuse to resist
(02:11:38) ChatBot: pocheros rolls 7d5 and gets 1,4,3,2,2,1,1.
(02:11:42) Krylo: I'm going to spin him around on his boner
(02:11:43) Krylo: very
(02:11:46) Krylo: homoerotically
(02:11:46) BitVyper: Krylo you spin greed around by his boner
(02:11:58) BitVyper: greed save vs homoeroticism
(02:12:27) BitVyper: krylo your homoerotica levels are dangerously high
(02:12:28) pocheros: i impale both vaginagoyles at once with my mighty boner(s)
(02:12:28) Krylo: Also I am going to tell him that some people prefer plantains to bananas while licking my lips
(02:12:35) BitVyper: if they go over 34 you will become a gay zombie
(02:13:00) ChatBot: Liz logs into the Chat.
(02:13:07) ChatBot: CABAL49 has been logged out (Timeout).
(02:13:18) BitVyper: Liz roll 10d10 for boner size
(02:13:34) pocheros: we're playing FATAL
(02:13:44) Japan: its tots awesome
(02:13:50) BitVyper: you guys see your friend Liz coming to help you
(02:14:26) BitVyper: greed, Krylo is spinning you by your boner, what do you do?
(02:15:02) BitVyper: greed loses his action. The spinning mesmerizes the vaginargoyles
(02:15:08) BitVyper: everyone take an attack of opportunity
(02:15:23) Krylo: "Spin you right round baby right round, like a record baby"
(02:15:38) BitVyper: Krylo roll reflex to avoid greed's balls as he spins
(02:16:00) ChatBot: Krylo rolls 7d6 and gets 1,6,2,4,3,5,6.
(02:16:11) BitVyper: you are hit twice
(02:16:17) BitVyper: raise your homoerotica index by 3
(02:16:41) BitVyper: also you get hair in your teeth
(02:17:02) BitVyper: by the way, the vaginargoyles fly by flapping their vulvas
(02:18:24) Krylo: I suggest that we get some cheddar to go with all that roast beef
(02:18:56) ChatBot: BitVyper rolls 10d20 and gets 13,10,9,8,15,5,18,4,8,15.
(02:19:10) BitVyper: your quip causes two vaginargoyles to immediately die and fall to the ground
(02:19:27) BitVyper: 8 remain
(02:19:40) BitVyper: sorry 7
(02:19:43) BitVyper: greed killed one
(02:20:13) BitVyper: the vaginargoyles decide to change tactics and
(02:20:31) BitVyper: start flying around overhead, spewing mysterious vaginal fluids
(02:20:44) ChatBot: BitVyper rolls 7d4 and gets 1,2,4,1,3,1,2.
(02:20:57) BitVyper: everyone loses 14 rigidity
(02:21:02) BitVyper: POS has gone flaccid
(02:21:18) Krylo: I think really hard about your mom's tits
(02:21:38) BitVyper: Krylo your homoerotica index is lowered by 5
(02:21:47) BitVyper: roll wisdom to try and generate a new fetish for my mother
(02:22:02) BitVyper: otheriw
(02:22:02) ChatBot: Krylo rolls 8d15 and gets 3,13,13,3,10,3,8,11.
(02:22:10) BitVyper: otherwise lose 5 rigidity from horor
(02:22:29) BitVyper: not bad. You successfully give yourself a new fetish
(02:22:37) BitVyper: lose another 4 off your homoerotica index
(02:22:43) BitVyper: rigidity goes up by 5
(02:22:50) BitVyper: add 1d10 to boner length
(02:23:15) BitVyper: roll a will save to resist telling everyone about my mother
(02:23:28) ChatBot: Krylo rolls 8d15 and gets 15,6,15,3,10,2,13,2.
(02:23:47) BitVyper: you fail. Everyone roll a will save against Too Much Information
(02:24:35) BitVyper: too slow. Everyone fails
(02:24:43) ChatBot: BitVyper rolls 5d4 and gets 3,4,1,3,2.
(02:25:01) BitVyper: everyone but krylo loses 13 rigidity
(02:25:08) BitVyper: poch goes flaccid
(02:25:16) BitVyper: her massive boner crashing to the ground
(02:25:33) pocheros: darn
(02:26:03) Japan: this game is HARD
(02:26:12) Japan: eh? eh?
(02:26:13) Krylo: not for poch
(02:26:15) Krylo: bam
(02:26:16) BitVyper: it takes a LONG time to learn
(02:26:27) BitVyper: haha
(02:26:27) Krylo: Greed figured it out pretty shortly
(02:26:29) Krylo: double bam
(02:26:39) BitVyper: poch and POS are shamed by their low stamina
(02:26:44) pocheros: i just don't have this boner business figured out
(02:26:58) BitVyper: the vaginargoyles stifle laughs and tell you it happens to lots of guys
(02:27:07) Krylo: I cast 'fluffer' at POS
(02:27:19) BitVyper: POS' boner is restored
(02:27:28) BitVyper: as a side effect, his homoerotica index is raised by 4
(02:27:44) pocheros: I just learned whata fluffer is today
(02:27:52) BitVyper: hahaha
(02:27:53) pocheros: wooh
(02:28:00) BitVyper: I wonder what that pays
(02:28:08) Krylo: Not nearly enough
(02:28:11) pocheros: that has tyo eb the worst job
(02:28:14) BitVyper: it couldn't be
(02:28:40) BitVyper: I wonder like
(02:28:43) BitVyper: how good they get at it
(02:28:45) BitVyper: like
(02:28:55) Krylo: a pro fluffer
(02:28:58) Krylo: can give a man an erection
(02:29:02) Krylo: from fifty yards
(02:29:02) BitVyper: it's gotta be a skill doing it quickly but JUST enough
(02:29:06) BitVyper: hahahaha
(02:29:06) Krylo: with a single flick of her wrist
(02:29:22) Krylo: but can never get him off
(02:29:24) Krylo: =[
(02:29:26) BitVyper: I wonder if they ever make like
(02:29:28) BitVyper: smalltalk
(02:29:31) pocheros: yeah but you're still jacking people for a living
(02:29:33) BitVyper: while fluffing
(02:29:53) BitVyper: like "hey Pete, how's the wife?"
(02:29:55) Krylo: just hand jobbin' it up while talkin' about the weather
(02:29:58) ChatBot: Smarty_McBarrelp logs into the Chat.
(02:30:02) BitVyper: "you seem tense today"
(02:30:09) Smarty_McBarrelp: jump jump jummp
(02:30:09) BitVyper: Smarty
(02:30:12) BitVyper: roll for boner size
(02:30:20) BitVyper: there are 7 vaginargoyles left
(02:30:21) pocheros: we're playing FATAL
(02:30:27) Smarty_McBarrelp: howw do I do the roll thing
(02:30:34) BitVyper: 10d10
(02:30:38) Japan: I was actually reading the review linked earlier
(02:30:43) pocheros: click on your name then click roll dice type 10d10
(02:30:44) ChatBot: Smarty_McBarrelp rolls 10d10 and gets 3,6,5,7,6,5,7,8,4,6.
(02:30:49) Japan: the game sounds horrible but the people who wrote that review are shit as well
(02:30:57) Japan: I'm kind of confused
(02:31:05) BitVyper: Smarty explodes out of one of the vaginargoyles from behind with his modestly sized boner
(02:31:23) Smarty_McBarrelp: yeah! Hail to the king!
(02:31:25) BitVyper: I just linked the first review I remembered, Japan
(02:31:31) BitVyper: 6 vaginargoyles remain
(02:31:40) BitVyper: Smarty, you see your friend poch is dangerously flaccid
(02:31:40) ChatBot: Japan is now known as (Funka).
(02:31:52) BitVyper: and Krylo is becoming more homoerotic by the second
(02:32:03) (Funka): I all ready tried bibles and porn
(02:32:12) BitVyper: as he spins greed around
(02:32:17) Smarty_McBarrelp: Shoot heroin into your cock poch
(02:32:19) BitVyper: who is stuck in the ground on his sharpened boner
(02:32:33) BitVyper: Smarty is that out of character knowledge?
(02:32:38) pocheros: it's a last ditch attempt
(02:32:45) pocheros: but i try the heroin
(02:32:50) BitVyper: wwe are serious roleplayers here
(02:33:02) Smarty_McBarrelp: my character is a space pimp
(02:33:10) BitVyper: poch, your boner is restored, and explodes to new heights
(02:33:17) pocheros: sweet
(02:33:17) BitVyper: add 4d10 feet to it
(02:33:18) Krylo: I continue to sing 'You Spin Me Around' while spinning Greed
(02:33:20) Smarty_McBarrelp: yessssss
(02:33:30) ChatBot: pocheros rolls 4d10 and gets 9,5,10,10.
(02:33:33) BitVyper: roll to hit one of the vaginargoyles as it shoots out
(02:33:38) BitVyper: hahahahaha
(02:33:39) BitVyper: poch just
(02:33:43) BitVyper: keeps rollin the biggest boner
(02:33:50) pocheros: i told y'all
(02:33:52) pocheros: i have the biggest
(02:33:57) pocheros: it's just getting it hard that's difficult
(02:34:10) BitVyper: Krylo your homoerotica index has reached critical levels
(02:34:12) ChatBot: pocheros rolls 10d10 and gets 7,9,7,9,9,4,2,4,1,2.
(02:34:12) Krylo: But I've done the most damage with mine and I'm spending half my time being homoerotic. Over half.
(02:34:34) Krylo: I'm obviously a skilled swashcockler
(02:34:36) (Funka): mine seems to be completely ineffectual
(02:34:43) Krylo: Just like real life
(02:34:43) BitVyper: pocheros, your boner gets stuck in the hymen of one of the vaginargoyles
(02:34:53) ChatBot: POS_Industries has been logged out (Timeout).
(02:35:00) pocheros: i apply lubricant
(02:35:11) BitVyper: you can't reach the end of your boner
(02:35:20) (Funka): I'll do it then
(02:35:27) pocheros: can i enlist osmeone elses' help
(02:35:32) BitVyper: Funka runs up your boner to apply lubricant
(02:35:33) pocheros: oh i alreayd have some help
(02:35:42) pocheros: funka's always got my back
(02:35:46) pocheros: and boner
(02:35:47) Krylo: I watch intently
(02:35:49) BitVyper: add 5 to your homoerotica index, both of you
(02:36:12) BitVyper: Krylo, roll a fort save or become a ManEater
(02:36:24) ChatBot: Krylo rolls 1d2 and gets 2.
(02:36:53) BitVyper: everyone you see your friend in the final stages of homoerotica
(02:36:58) BitVyper: he lets out a piercing howl
(02:37:09) BitVyper: and swings his boner around
(02:37:11) pocheros: dying from laughter again
(02:37:22) BitVyper: the vaginargoyles cease attacking you, Krylo
(02:37:36) BitVyper: instinctively recognizing that you are no longer their enemy
(02:37:53) BitVyper: you have become Wendigo
(02:37:56) BitVyper: the man eater
(02:38:34) Krylo: I act sassy and sing 'she's a man eater'
(02:38:34) BitVyper: Funka, as you apply lubricant, the vagina closes around you
(02:38:38) BitVyper: roll grapple
(02:38:56) ChatBot: (Funka) rolls 7d9 and gets 5,7,7,9,6,7,4.
(02:39:01) BitVyper: the other vaginargoyles join you as backup dancers, Thriller style
(02:39:25) BitVyper: you successfully force the vulva apart
(02:39:41) BitVyper: Poch your boner is freed
(02:39:50) BitVyper: but you have a dangerous new opponent
(02:40:35) BitVyper: Smarty would you like to attack the wendigo/\
(02:40:43) Krylo: I notice Liz seems to be defenseless and strike
(02:41:14) Krylo: with a flirtatious line
(02:41:28) BitVyper: caught unawares, Liz is defenseless against your flirtation
(02:41:43) BitVyper: advance to second base
(02:42:10) (Funka): so is that stolen or a ground rule double? I don't have that chart.
(02:42:38) BitVyper: you should have the tables memorized
(02:42:44) BitVyper: it's only 900 pages
(02:42:53) Krylo: I suggest a night on the town, and clarify by town I mean my dick.
(02:42:58) Krylo: and wink
(02:43:01) Krylo: salaciously
(02:43:10) BitVyper: guys, Liz is in danger
(02:43:29) (Funka): its not the kind of danger that gigantic cocks can solve I think
(02:43:58) BitVyper: then all is lost
(02:44:10) (Funka): I try to distract the Wendigo with a Dulce and Gabbana catalog
(02:44:20) BitVyper: Krylo, will save
(02:44:25) pocheros: ^dolce
(02:44:38) Krylo: roll 7d15
(02:44:42) ChatBot: Krylo rolls 7d15 and gets 10,1,3,12,1,8,13.
(02:44:45) BitVyper: poch, lose 4 rigidity for anal retentiveness
(02:44:53) BitVyper: ouch, two 1s
(02:45:00) pocheros: my boner is so sensitive
(02:45:03) BitVyper: you fail your will save and are mesmerized
(02:45:38) Krylo: I think really hard about what funka would look like in these clothes
(02:45:41) BitVyper: the vaginargoyles are distracted
(02:46:03) (Funka): with the threat momentarily neutralized I attempt to defeat the vaginargoyles by locating their weak spot
(02:46:04) pocheros: this is the fourth result for google images search dolce and gabbanna. http://www.wallpapersweb.com/dat?a/media/48/Dolce%20and%20Gabbana%?209.jpg
(02:46:07) BitVyper: Funka, Krylo is eyeballing you strangely
(02:46:32) BitVyper: everyone add 5 to your homoerotica index for that link
(02:47:00) (Funka): man I want their hair
(02:47:06) Krylo: I move on to thinking about what he would look like outside of these clothes
(02:47:40) (Funka): I have located the clitoris! Time to strike!
(02:47:57) BitVyper: Funka, add 3d10 to your hit roll
(02:48:08) ChatBot: (Funka) rolls 17d10 and gets 1,5,7,5,7,1,2,5,9,8,3,9,6,7,9,10?,3.
(02:48:23) BitVyper: critical hit
(02:48:33) (Funka): you mean CLITICAL
(02:48:42) pocheros: that was so bad it hurt
(02:48:43) BitVyper: you skewer the vaginargoyle on your boner
(02:49:00) BitVyper: one more vaginargoyle drops to the ground, killed by your pun
(02:49:26) BitVyper: Krylo, will save to come out of your trance
(02:49:27) (Funka): I take the other 5 out for a nice seafood dinner and NEVER CALL THEM AGAIN
(02:49:34) Krylo: I attempt to break free of the mesmerizing effect of the catalog by imagining peeling the clothes with in it off of funka
(02:49:53) BitVyper: you successfully break the trance and notice that Funka is turned around
(02:50:07) Krylo: I attempt a flanking attack
(02:50:19) BitVyper: Funka, roll 5d20 for your dangerous gambit
(02:50:40) BitVyper: Krylo's attack will resolve when you are finished
(02:50:40) ChatBot: (Funka) rolls 5d20 and gets 17,10,17,9,19.
(02:51:14) BitVyper: 3 Vaginargoyles are consumed with body-image issues
(02:51:27) pocheros: ahahahahaha
(02:51:33) BitVyper: but no sooner have you defeated them than you feel something strike you from behind
(02:51:40) BitVyper: Krylo roll your attack
(02:51:50) ChatBot: Krylo rolls 15d10 and gets 7,9,6,2,7,7,7,10,8,2,4,3,8,6,4.
(02:52:02) BitVyper: +1d10 because Funka is unbalanced by the vaginargoyle skewered on his boner
(02:52:10) ChatBot: Krylo rolls 1d10 and gets 8.
(02:52:13) BitVyper: 4 7s
(02:52:20) BitVyper: you get lucky
(02:52:27) (Funka): ha ha
(02:52:32) BitVyper: Funka your pants explode
(02:52:59) pocheros: I imagine that in the same manner as fist of the north star except wioth pants
(02:53:18) pocheros: needs a gif
(02:53:26) (Funka): I have struck one of your secret pressure points, the asshole.
(02:53:42) BitVyper: Kru
(02:53:50) BitVyper: Krylo, lower your rigidity by 3
(02:53:59) BitVyper: if you continue this attack too long, you are in danger of going flaccid
(02:54:42) Krylo: I tell funka that it is okay to enjoy it
(02:54:56) BitVyper: Funka roll will vs homoerotica
(02:55:03) (Funka): http://aznbadger.files.wordpress?.com/2010/06/atatatatatata.gif?w=?406 like this but with cocks
(02:55:05) BitVyper: poch, the remaining vaginargoyles attack you
(02:55:36) ChatBot: (Funka) rolls 82d17 and gets 12,14,3,2,4,17,17,10,15,3,5,6,1,?14,3,16,1,11,11,6 ,15,10,15,7,3,7,?5,13,14,6,10,7,13,14,7,13,5,8,7,5 ?,5,14,17,2,17,3,12,2,5,13,12,14,3?,7,7,14,12,10,1 7,4,14,8,7,5,15,13?,12,15,7,8,4,8,13,14,1,15,13,2, 6,?8,10,4.
(02:56:01) pocheros: i tell the vaginagoyles that they are fat and need to diet more
(02:56:13) BitVyper: your homoerotica index increases by 2, Funka
(02:56:18) pocheros: also ugly
(02:56:37) Krylo: I tell funka that only a man can truly understand a man's body and how to please it
(02:57:20) Smarty_McBarrelp: I pee on everybody
(02:57:26) (Funka): I smoke several cigarettes and vow to say this happened in college
(02:57:53) BitVyper: unfortunately poch, the remaining vaginargoyles already have body image issues, and are willing to settle for you
(02:57:56) BitVyper: they continue attacking
(02:58:06) BitVyper: Smarty your attack does massive damage
(02:58:09) BitVyper: everyone take a new fetish
(02:58:18) pocheros: i offer to takew them shoe shopping
(02:58:18) (Funka): beards
(02:58:38) pocheros: cars
(02:58:38) Krylo: Turning straight men gay.
(02:58:51) pocheros: can i change that to relevant degrees?
(02:58:59) BitVyper: hahaha
(02:59:05) BitVyper: he does actually have the degrees
(03:00:01) Krylo: I use wendigo spell like ability aura of homosexuality to make those near me gayer
(03:00:26) BitVyper: I think that raises everyone's index the rest of the way except Smarty
(03:00:29) BitVyper: because he came in later
(03:00:34) (Funka): I use the "I'm just metrosexual" kata
(03:00:35) BitVyper: everyone roll a fort save
(03:00:47) BitVyper: oh, Funka manages to avert the damage
(03:00:50) ChatBot: (Funka) rolls 17d12 and gets 7,1,7,10,12,5,1,4,6,7,4,2,3,9,3,?2,10.
(03:00:50) ChatBot: pocheros rolls 15d10 and gets 5,10,8,6,4,2,9,5,3,10,7,2,3,8,8.
(03:01:03) BitVyper: poch, unfortunately, succumbs
(03:01:15) BitVyper: you now have a second wendigo on your hands
(03:01:23) BitVyper: poch you feel reborn
(03:01:31) pocheros: i knew i was a dyke
(03:01:52) BitVyper: poch and kry
(03:01:57) BitVyper: save vs being disowned by your parents
(03:02:10) ChatBot: Krylo rolls 1d6 and gets 6.
(03:02:17) ChatBot: pocheros rolls 1d6 and gets 3.
(03:02:23) BitVyper: Krylo your parents accept you for who youare
(03:02:34) BitVyper: Poch you are written out of the will and crossed out of every photo
(03:02:38) Smarty_McBarrelp: I think about sexy ladies
(03:02:52) pocheros: like my parents were rich enough to have a will
(03:02:55) BitVyper: Smarty's holy aura activatew
(03:02:55) pocheros: haha
(03:02:56) BitVyper: s
(03:02:56) Krylo: I dress like a sexy lady to confuse and arouse the remaining non-wendigos
(03:03:06) BitVyper: any wendigos standing near him take 5 holy damage
(03:03:26) pocheros: i diguise myself as an adrogynous looking male
(03:03:29) BitVyper: roll disguise to hide your massive boners
(03:03:35) pocheros: and attempt to seduce funka
(03:03:42) ChatBot: Krylo rolls 2d10 and gets 2,3.
(03:03:52) BitVyper: Krylo you fail to tuck it in
(03:03:59) ChatBot: pocheros rolls 1d6 and gets 3.
(03:04:00) Krylo: I cast Sweet Transvestite
(03:04:06) Krylo: and wink at Smarty
(03:04:11) BitVyper: your disguise is defeated by unfortunate bulge
(03:04:19) pocheros: hahaha
(03:04:35) BitVyper: poch, your bulge is less noticeable, but more acceptable because you are posing as male
(03:04:47) (Funka): I start yelling "I don't swing that way bro" and justify my collection of John Mayer cds by saying "its for the chicks"
(03:05:05) BitVyper: Funka roll a rationalization check
(03:05:12) BitVyper: and save vs reevaluating your life
(03:05:20) Krylo: I point out that he has a huge boner while flirting with a dude
(03:05:21) ChatBot: (Funka) rolls 13d14 and gets 6,7,9,13,9,3,14,6,11,6,5,9,6.
(03:05:28) BitVyper: unfortunately you threw out all your bibles earlier
(03:05:31) Krylo: in an attempt to add a negative modifier to his roll
(03:05:47) BitVyper: ouch, with that, and the low roll
(03:05:58) BitVyper: Funka, start to consider alternative lifestyles
(03:06:09) pocheros: i persuade funka wiht this http://www.kickette.com/files/20?10/04/dolce-gabbana-calciatori-un?derwear.jpg
(03:06:10) BitVyper: this guy is making a lot of sense
(03:06:32) BitVyper: those guys have dumb looks on their faces
(03:06:41) pocheros: yeah hahaha
(03:06:44) BitVyper: Funka, your homoerotica index goes down by three
(03:06:58) pocheros: i wasn't really looking at thier faces though
(03:07:31) (Funka): I decide that I should live life as a traveling musician and take the remaining vaginargoyles on as itinerant groupies
(03:07:47) pocheros: OT, but man dolce and gabbana ads are hilarious http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BFnBIJ?XlIPs/TIY685yqPeI/AAAAAAAAARs/Ebr?7DUy6aAM/s1600/232.JPG
(03:07:48) BitVyper: Funka multiclasses bard
(03:08:00) BitVyper: the vaginargoyles are pacified
(03:08:09) BitVyper: everyone gets 23120 xpd
(03:08:11) BitVyper: xp
(03:08:45) BitVyper: the king comes out of hiding, raising the flag on his boner
(03:08:59) BitVyper: would you like to loot the vaginargoyles?
(03:09:03) Smarty_McBarrelp: I try to steal his crown
(03:09:08) (Funka): I put all my XP into buying pants that don't explode
(03:09:08) Smarty_McBarrelp: the source of his power
(03:09:15) pocheros: seriously guys http://www.whats-wrong-with-the-?zoo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/0?4/dolce-gabbana-underwear-campaig?n.thumbnail.jpg?9d7bd4
(03:09:52) pocheros: http://guilloubo.free.fr/wordpre?ss/wp-content/uploads/dolce-gabba?na-rugby-01x%281%29.jpg
(03:09:55) BitVyper: Smarty roll sleight of boner
(03:10:13) ChatBot: Smarty_McBarrelp rolls 4d100 and gets 99,59,38,21.
(03:10:33) BitVyper: the king doesn't seem to notice as you slip the crown off his boner and onto yours
(03:10:45) BitVyper: the crown gives you +10 resistance to homoerotica
(03:10:53) Smarty_McBarrelp: hail to the king!
(03:10:57) Krylo: I flirt shamelessly with the king
(03:11:13) (Funka): I pack up my tour bus and hit the road
(03:11:14) BitVyper: you can also use it for autoerotic asphyxiation

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Cri?s?n: I
Cri?s?n: Ugh
Cri?s?n: Today
Cri?s?n: Just
Karesh: Like riding on a train
Karesh: when suddenly you realize everyone else is on their way to a sumo convention?
Cri?s?n: Exactly

[RobinStarwing]

(20:51:51) RobinStarwing: Well, here is something all your STO players should go tell Cryptic/whoever to implement next

(20:52:03) Loyal: Why?

(20:52:04) RobinStarwing: Make the Tamarians a playable race for either faction

(20:52:13) Flarecobra: Who?

(20:52:18) RobinStarwing waits to see who is the biggest Trek nerd in the room
(20:52:24) RobinStarwing: Just wait
(20:52:33) RobinStarwing: They were on an episode of TNG

(20:52:34) Loyal: I'm not entirely convinced Cryptic takes any feedback from their customers at all.

(20:52:35) Flarecobra: *Star trek Wiki*

(20:52:43) Grimpond: one of the original space marine legions

(20:52:54) Loyal: (the why was directed at Robin)

(20:52:58) RobinStarwing: Don't ruin it Flare!!!

(20:53:06) Grimpond: oh

(20:53:09) Flarecobra: Oh, those stupid things

(20:53:16) RobinStarwing: They weren't stupid

(20:53:32) Flarecobra: Yes they are

(20:53:37) RobinStarwing: That was one of the best TNG episodes made besides the one with Data's Daughter

(20:53:50) Grimpond: were you saying who to me or rob

(20:53:55) Flarecobra: I mean, a language based off of entire metaphors? What the fuck?

(20:54:13) Intern_Nin: Seriously?

(20:54:21) Flarecobra: Yes

(20:54:39) Intern_Nin: I just
(20:54:46) Intern_Nin: I need a moment

(20:54:50) Flarecobra: http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/?Tamarian

(20:56:09) Donomni: Yo.

(20:56:22) Intern_Nin: Oh my goodness.

(20:56:23) RobinStarwing: Dono, settle this
(20:56:43) RobinStarwing: Would you consider it stupid for an entire race to speak it's language in full metaphor

(20:56:51) Shyria_Dracnoir: man, those guys plus the good guy aliens from Galaxy Quest would be a depressingly hilarious meeting
(20:56:52) Loyal: I would.

(20:57:03) Shyria_Dracnoir: since the aliens there have ZERO concept of metaphor or fiction

(20:57:25) Donomni: I'd find it... funny, I guess. Probably not entirely feasible, though.

(20:57:51) Intern_Nin: Funny? No, this is hilarious.

(20:58:16) Loyal: How exactly does one develop a language entirely composed of metaphor.

(20:58:28) RobinStarwing: Unfortunately...Shyria is right
(20:58:39) RobinStarwing: With Myths and Legends

(20:58:56) Shyria_Dracnoir: the wiki says its because of their redonkulous brain structure and educational setup

(20:59:16) Shyria_Dracnoir: and apparently math is communicated through music instead of metaphor

(20:59:48) RobinStarwing: It would be like me telling you like "Hercules, his trials done"

(21:00:28) Kyanbu_The_Legen: hey terex

(21:00:36) RobinStarwing: Hey Terex

(21:00:40) Terex4: hey hey

(21:01:01) Flarecobra: Hi

(21:01:24) RobinStarwing: Loyal?

(21:01:28) Terex4: hi

(21:02:19) Krylo: But how would they DEVELOP a language of metaphor? Like, you'd need
something that means a thing to use it as a metaphor for something it doesn't mean

(21:02:34) Flarecobra: Exactly

(21:02:35) Krylo: So you'd need a normal not-entirely-metaphor language to draw metaphors from

(21:02:41) Flarecobra: THAT'S why it's a bad idea

(21:04:15) RobinStarwing: Okay, let me go beat my head on the why of this for a minute

(21:04:44) Grimpond: like, what kind of storied history would they need over the millions of years of evolution to reach a point where a metaphor language was even more feasible than just, fuckin talking

(21:05:02) Red_Mage_Black: Maybe it was just an evolution of a language they already had.
(21:05:11) Red_Mage_Black: Er
(21:05:25) Red_Mage_Black: That's what I get when I don't read the other person's explanation.

(21:06:01) Loyal: Develop language -> Develop language to the point where you have metaphors and shit -> Abandon all aspects of language that aren't metaphor.
(21:06:02) Loyal: I just..
(21:06:05) Loyal: Don't...
(21:06:06) Loyal: Why.

(21:06:24) Terex4: I think at best you'd have a language of nothing but shitty analogies

(21:06:51) Loyal: Also, are there no similes, or allegories?

(21:07:03) Grimpond: apparently not

(21:07:14) RobinStarwing: Is the episode online somewhere?

(21:07:20) Loyal: Do the component words of a given metaphor have no meaning on their own?

(21:07:45) Grimpond: I dunno

(21:07:48) Terex4: they would have to wouldn't they? Otherwise no one would understand the metaphor

(21:07:53) RobinStarwing: There are some pieces of it on Youtube

(21:07:58) Loyal: But that's the thing!

(21:08:00) Flarecobra: http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumbl?r_m1nptzWr831r7dq21_500.jpg

(21:08:04) Terex4: Unless the phrases took the place of the individual words

(21:08:19) Red_Mage_Black: That'd be one LONG conversation.

(21:08:21) Flarecobra: ..

(21:08:30) Loyal: Like if the component words mean something on their own then there must by definition be a way to communicate ideas without metaphor.

(21:08:31) Donomni: afk a sec.

(21:08:36) Grimpond: hahahaha

(21:08:38) Flarecobra: http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumbl?r_m1nptzWr831r7dq21_500.jpg

(21:08:38) Grimpond: nice flare
(21:08:59) Grimpond: but according to robin, there isnt

(21:09:00) Loyal: Blarghalsiejklsdfjl.

(21:09:11) Grimpond: so dont put too much thought into it?

(21:09:39) Loyal: Robin - F--KING Robin - put the thought in my head.
(21:09:44) Loyal: I can't unthink it now.

(21:10:27) Kyanbu_The_Legen: hey poch

(21:10:31) Terex4: hi Poch

(21:10:33) Red_Mage_Black: Well, I think it's clever at least.

(21:10:38) pocheros: hello

(21:10:49) Grimpond: the language thing?
(21:10:50) Grimpond: no
(21:10:52) Grimpond: not really

(21:11:04) Red_Mage_Black: Well, it certainly is unique.

(21:11:12) Grimpond: yes
(21:11:14) Grimpond: it is that

(21:11:22) RobinStarwing: Actually Loyal...blame my mother.
(21:11:26) RobinStarwing: She had the episode on

(21:11:27) Loyal: That is not necessarily a good quality!

(21:11:28) Grimpond: no
(21:11:31) Grimpond: its not her fault

(21:11:32) RobinStarwing: And it is one of my favs

(21:11:35) Grimpond: you brought it up

(21:11:50) Red_Mage_Black: Well, metaphor isn't the only part of the language. It's the gestures as well.

(21:11:59) Grimpond: ...

(21:12:04) RobinStarwing: The Tamarians do gesture

(21:12:05) Flarecobra: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumbl?r_m1m45vkqEM1r7c7iro1_500.jpg

(21:12:06) Red_Mage_Black shrugs

(21:12:07) RobinStarwing: when speaking

(21:12:26) pocheros: haha

(21:12:31) Red_Mage_Black: Guess it would help get across what you mean.

(21:12:32) Terex4: *srk*

(21:12:34) Kyanbu_The_Legen: lol

(21:12:37) Loyal: Hah.

(21:12:37) RobinStarwing: Yes

(21:12:40) Grimpond: hahaha

(21:12:43) Flarecobra: http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumbl?r_m1htotw1oQ1rnjhuro1_500.jpg

(21:12:53) Grimpond: its still f--king stupid and pointless

(21:12:54) RobinStarwing: Trying to change the subject Flare?

(21:13:11) Kyanbu_The_Legen: XD

(21:13:15) Red_Mage_Black: Oh man

(21:13:35) Flarecobra: http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumbl?r_m1d72wK2Fn1qe40vyo1_500.jpg
(21:13:54) Flarecobra: What gives you that idea?

(21:14:03) Kyanbu_The_Legen: XD

(21:14:17) Grimpond: the fact that robin is talking

(21:15:02) Flarecobra: http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumbl?r_m147lwyfT71qbgupbo1_500.jpg

(21:15:12) Grimpond: aahnahahahaha

(21:15:22) Terex4: >.>

(21:15:25) RobinStarwing: How the hell does one do that?

(21:15:27) Terex4: where did you find that photo

(21:15:32) Kyanbu_The_Legen: f--k why won't it play? XD

(21:15:36) Donomni: Stupid SNES not being forwards or cross-company compatible.

(21:15:40) Flarecobra: Tumblr.

(21:15:40) Donomni: Also, back.

(21:15:46) Grimpond: blow on the cartridge

(21:15:49) Flarecobra: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumbl?r_m02jo05iW91qzasw3o2_500.jpg

(21:16:12) Shyria_Dracnoir: leezord!

(21:16:13) RobinStarwing: Um...how do you do up a chatlog?

(21:16:22) Grimpond: seriously

(21:16:23) Loyal: ...copy, past, insert linebreaks.

(21:16:24) Red_Mage_Black: Copy + Paste

(21:16:27) Loyal: paste*

(21:16:29) Grimpond: you're asking how to save text

(21:16:31) RobinStarwing: Because the whole thing from start to finish I think is pretty damn good

(21:16:32) Grimpond: f--kin text

(21:16:45) RobinStarwing: Just in case I don't have it from start to finish
(21:16:48) RobinStarwing: On my window here

(21:16:50) Kyanbu_The_Legen: lol

(21:16:52) Krylo: If you think it's good, it's probably terrible

(21:17:10) Loyal: F--k this I'm getting food.

(21:17:11) Grimpond: http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk282/lordofchaos34/tokenfacepalmx2combo.gif

(21:17:26) pocheros: token is very gifable

[CABAL49]

I have a Tamarian badge in STO. Temba,his arms wide.

[01d55]

(00:35:09) BitVyper: I really want to see less form fitting armour
(00:35:11) BitVyper: like
(00:35:17) BitVyper: they had the pot bellies for a reason
(00:35:32) 01d55: You know what I want to see?
(00:35:40) 01d55: A different Legion model for FemShep
(00:35:58) Lex: say what
(00:36:05) 01d55: Legion's model uses a piece of BroShep's N7 armor.
(00:36:48) 01d55: Like, they literally found a chunk of Shepard's armor and used it to partial repair itself
(00:37:00) Krylo: <cosplay spam>
(00:37:12) 01d55: but they only modeled Legion once, so it doesn't match up with FemShep's armor
(00:37:30) Krylo: You are the only person who noticed that
(00:37:47) Lex: Dang
(00:37:50) Krylo: Like that is the most super minor thing
(00:37:57) Lex: No, it makes sense
(00:38:02) BitVyper: yeah but it would be kind of hilarious
(00:38:07) BitVyper: if Legion had a tit
(00:38:09) BitVyper: for Femshep
(00:38:16) Krylo: also this one's for Liz: <more cosplay spam>
(00:38:21) Lex: i was super confused as to why Legion looked like it had random armor
(00:38:29) Liz: Nice
(00:38:32) BitVyper: 'cause it was the chest bit,right?
(00:38:33) Lex: Approval.
(00:38:33) 01d55: So they should have made a second Legion model to reflect FemShep's different armor, and the characters (e.g. Shepard) who erroneously use the pronoun "he" to refer to Legion would use "she" instead
(00:39:12) 01d55: Because yes, it was a piece of the chest, and Legion would have had a tit

[BitVyper]

Guys! Smarty is building me a bike!

(13:37:30) Professor_Smarmi: How fast do you want your bike
(13:41:28) BitVyper: super fast
(13:41:31) BitVyper: wait no
(13:41:34) BitVyper: super duper fast
(13:41:37) Professor_Smarmi: My bike will be at least 5D
(13:41:53) BitVyper: can we do 6?
(13:41:59) Professor_Smarmi: Oh man, super duper fast. I may need to ignore some regulations
(13:42:19) Professor_Smarmi: I've run the numbers on 6 but I havenever found a power source big enough
(13:42:30) BitVyper: I want to go so fast that I simultaneously exist in all places at once
(13:42:34) BitVyper: I can peddle really hard
(13:42:50) BitVyper: like
(13:42:54) BitVyper: really really hard
(13:43:13) Professor_Smarmi: Ok, I'll need to paint it rainbow coloured
(13:43:18) Professor_Smarmi: Cause only rainbows are that fast

[Loyal]

(01:48:36) Shyria_Dracnoir: Hey guys, testing my new "Summon CJ" ritual
(01:48:38) Shyria_Dracnoir:
https://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3o7imVPaD1qdxh0p.gif

[CelesJessa]

Hey guys what's going on in the foru-

[Flarecobra]

flarecobra: Fuck, in three years I'll be 30.
raidensparx: Barely legal. Nice. Besides the joke, yeah. Been a long time.
raidensparx: And nothing wrong with 30, and that's in three years.
flarecobra: :P
raidensparx: Hell, I'm going to be 30 in five years. Now when you turn 50, then you're old.
flarecobra: But then I'll be yelling at you to get offa mah lawn.
raidensparx: It's my damn lawn, you're just senile and keep wandering over to it.
flarecobra: *Sprays you with my hose*
raidensparx: Damn old people, draining the social security and spraying me with houses.
flarecobra: :P
flarecobra: At least I spelled it right.
flarecobra: And that is getting wing-wonged.

[Ryong]

(23:22:11) Ryong: Holy shit all these people.
(23:22:17) Gary the Chatbot: RobinStarwing logs into the Chat.
(23:22:18) Ryong: All two of you.
(23:22:22) Ryong: DAMNIT

what did I dooooo

[Kim]

Fiddy (http://maximummisandry.tumblr.com/post/27940165412/fiddy)

[Gregness]

(20:23:36) Gary the Chatbot: Gregness logs into the Chat.
(20:23:39) RobinStarwing: Hey Drago
(20:23:39) Magus: Hey now.
(20:23:43) RobinStarwing: and Greg
(20:23:44) RobinStarwing: WB
(20:24:01) Magus: I'm helping Robin iron out this fanfic thing. I got this so far, ""SAILOR MARS GAVE THE PILOT OF THE BATTLETECH A SULTRY LOOK. 'MAYBE YOU CAN PILOT ME SOMETIME, TROOPER.'"
(20:24:13) Magus: But I'm not sure of what the plot twist should be.
(20:24:22) RobinStarwing: and I want to kill him for that.
(20:24:27) RobinStarwing: Despite laughing
(20:24:44) Gregness: Sailor mars is actually just a human-sized robot being piloted by a tiny alien
(20:24:49) Gregness: so the comment wasn't actually sexual
(20:24:52) Gregness: it was a genuine offer
(20:25:03) Gregness: because the alien doesn't understand that not everything is its size
(20:25:04) Magus: Oh yeah and the misunderstanding results in wacky hijinks.
(20:25:20) RobinStarwing: No, what you two want to write is crack
(20:25:27) RobinStarwing: granted it's hilarious
(20:25:43) RobinStarwing: But I'm aiming to write a Space Opera here
20:26:10) Magus: "THE BATTLETECH PILOT LOOKED CONFUSED. 'INSERT MY CONTROL COLUMN INTO YOUR SYSTEM MATRIX? THIS SEXUAL INNUENDO IS GETTING EERILY SPECIFIC."
(20:26:13) Gregness: Okay, the Sailor Mars-bot is piloted by an entire crew of tiny aliens
(20:26:17) Gregness: BAM
(20:26:22) Gregness: instant space opera
(20:26:31) RobinStarwing: ...
(20:26:42) Magus: The aliens have dramatic issues.
(20:26:42) Gregness: a crew of tiny adorable bridge bunnies in the cranium
(20:27:05) Magus: Zorax loves Helion but Helion loves Chromos.
(20:27:11) RobinStarwing: You two been smokin' on me?
(20:27:17) Magus: And Chromos only loves HIMSELF.
(20:27:33) Gregness: Actually, now that I think of it I'm surprised this actually ISN'T an anime yet

[RobinStarwing]

(23:37:28) RobinStarwing: And remember...
(23:37:33) RobinStarwing: Somewhere in the world...
(23:37:37) RobinStarwing: a Duck
(23:37:45) RobinStarwing: Is watching you
(23:37:51) Gregness: http://www.phdcomics.com/comics/?archive/phd070412s.gif
(23:38:29) RobinStarwing: and the duck reports to me via telepathy relays in Greg's mind
(23:38:40) Magus: Academia is the most sublime of circlejerks.
(23:38:42) RobinStarwing: So that I know ALL that you do.
(23:40:24) RobinStarwing: and then I report what I know to the other you the other duck is watching and relaying to the other Gregness's mind via telepathic relays in his mind to report to me so I can report it to you so that the duck watching you can report it to me via the telepathic relays in Gregness' mind.
(23:40:44) Magus: Some times I feel like I should just learn how to weld. Because in the distant future when there are no robots to do it because of the cyberpocalypse, people will once again need people to weld two hunks of metal together.
(23:41:03) Magus: My entire college career is a sham!
(23:41:27) Magus: This duck thing is just like :whatisthematrix:
(23:41:43) RobinStarwing: Someone wingwong that
(23:41:45) Magus: D...U...C...K...C...E...P...T...?I...O...N
(23:42:18) RobinStarwing: and Magus
(23:42:28) RobinStarwing: As long as you aren't welding a grenade to a metal pipe

(23:42:39) McTahr: Man. If this gets Wingwonged people are going to know I was in the same room with you guys. I don't know if I'm okay with that.

(23:42:56) Gary the Chatbot: Kyanbu_The_Legen has been logged out (Timeout).

(23:43:13) RobinStarwing: It's getting wingwonged then. ^_^

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Damn it! I didn't leave fast enough!

[A Zarkin' Frood]

27.09.2010, GPD Chat - A Superhero is born!

(21:05:20) ChatBot: Invisible_Queen has started trolling you.
(21:05:20) Invisible_Queen: that took a while
(21:05:44) InsaneGenius: Hello, Invisible Queen.
(21:05:54) InsaneGenius: Brb, hygiene
(21:05:55) Invisible_Queen: been jogging around the whole world like some pedestrian. . .pedestrian
(21:06:07) NonCon: what you up to?
(21:06:11) Invisible_Queen: picking up teleport spells so i'll never have to walk again
(21:06:29) InsaneGenius: WoW killed my parents!
(21:06:31) InsaneGenius: Now brb.
(21:06:58) Invisible_Queen: that'd make the greatest superhero origin story of this century
(21:07:17) Invisible_Queen: brb, bathroom
(21:09:48) InsaneGenius: Back.
(21:11:23) InsaneGenius: This century didn't have any noteworthy superhero origins, I take it.
(21:12:49) InsaneGenius: Do people even create new superheroes?
(21:13:12) InsaneGenius: How about Simon man!
(21:13:22) InsaneGenius: Whenever simon says something they have to do it.
(21:13:23) InsaneGenius: The end.
(21:14:09) InsaneGenius: And his origin is that he grew up in a regular family. With brother and sister.
(21:14:23) InsaneGenius: And the parents still love each other.
(21:14:50) InsaneGenius: Mmmh, maybe because simon told them to...
(21:15:36) NonCon: This is starting to sound like a Twilight Zone episode...
(21:15:37) InsaneGenius: Then someone shows him a mirror.
(21:15:41) InsaneGenius: And he tells himself to...
(21:15:46) InsaneGenius: do something, I dunno.
(21:16:42) InsaneGenius: He tells himself to go fuck himself.
(21:17:02) InsaneGenius: And that's when he notices the extent of power his words old.
(21:17:11) InsaneGenius: And with great power comes great responsibility.
(21:17:19) InsaneGenius: But he doesn't care about that.
(21:17:40) InsaneGenius: Because every time he'd have to take responsibility he just tells everyone it's fine.
(21:18:10) InsaneGenius: *old=hold
(21:18:51) InsaneGenius: Anyway, he's on an eternal journey to find a way to literally fuck himself.
(21:19:33) InsaneGenius: I don't know who'd buy such a book.
(21:19:45) InsaneGenius: But I sure would write it, just to find out.
(21:19:48) NonCon: Couldn't he just buy a dildo?
(21:19:54) NonCon: Or maybe he clones himself.
(21:20:31) InsaneGenius: A dildo just wouldn't count
(21:20:39) InsaneGenius: But cloning is one possibility.
(21:21:53) InsaneGenius: That's right, he manages to clone himself...
(21:22:00) InsaneGenius: has sex with himself
(21:22:06) InsaneGenius: and thinks his job is done.
(21:22:17) InsaneGenius: A few years later he plays Portal, and gets another idea.
(21:22:42) InsaneGenius: At this point he isn't sure whether it's still his "order" in effect... or his desire.
(21:24:06) Invisible_Queen: interesting
(21:24:18) InsaneGenius: Sooo writing this.
(21:24:25) InsaneGenius: Maybe.
(21:25:04) InsaneGenius: I'm gonna say a comic script can't be so hard to write.
(21:25:10) InsaneGenius: But I may have to think again.
(21:26:02) Invisible_Queen: i've tried, they are
(21:27:37) InsaneGenius: Page 1 - Panel 1: A shot of an all-american suburb with sun shining and happiness in the air (maybe let the sun smile, or something)
Yellow narration box thingy: Suburb-town, America, 3rd August 1997 or something
(21:28:05) InsaneGenius: There'll be a lot of "or something"s in that script

[Loyal]

loyal2nes: PAX East 2013 tickets are on sale.

Axoren: When is that, April?

loyal2nes: Should be.
loyal2nes: Was last time.

Axoren: Same Weekend as Anime Boston?

loyal2nes: No idea.
loyal2nes: No, looks like they're two months apart, unless something changes.
loyal2nes: PAX East is march 22, Anime Boston is may 24

Axoren: Nice
Axoren: They remedied the last couple of situations
Axoren: One's one week early
Axoren: month*
Axoren: and one's one month later

loyal2nes: Yeah, now I remember.
loyal2nes: I was expecting to run into eighty billion Homestuck cosplayers at PAX East when I went only to later learn they were almost all at Anime Boston isntead.

Axoren: Homestuck is more of a story than a game at this point.
Axoren: Once the game gets released.
Axoren: Expect global takeover

loyal2nes: There will be Homestuck terminals in every city block where you go to save your game and update your Boondollar accounts.

Axoren: Oh fuck, don't even.
Axoren: A Homestuck MMOARG

loyal2nes: It's coming, one way or another.

Axoren: We've already got Sbarg

loyal2nes: The thing you linked me to before, right?

Axoren: Yeah
Axoren: It's apparently an actual thing that's happening
Axoren: More than a social experiment
Axoren: It's ACTIVELY managed by a large group of people
Axoren: They're hiding clues across the world

loyal2nes: should be exciting. Can't wait for the news articles of strange objects possibly linked to terrorism or something.

Axoren: xD

loyal2nes: "Police have located a colorful hammer-like object in South Station this morning. Experts are still investigating, but believe it may be linked to drug culture. More at 11."

Axoren: "Strange cherry-red aircraft have appeared at multiple airports without warning. All of them are labeled with the following 8-letter code: PCHOOOOO

loyal2nes: "Movie actor Dante Basco was declared missing today as nobody has seen him for the past three days. The only clue to his whereabouts appears to be a Halloween prop in his home, which appears to be a pair of candy-corn bull horns."

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Malek ban: that explains why elves reproduce so rarely

shyriadracnoir mod: all the best smiths work shirtless

shyriadracnoir mod: well, that and you have 15 something years just in the diaper stage

PyrosNine ban: If the elves had more blacksmiths going shirtless, the elven population would have gotten a huge boost.

shyriadracnoir mod: you know how human babies get born younger to compensate for faster brain growth and overall intelligence?

shyriadracnoir mod: elves are that and more

PyrosNine ban: If this was Assassinn's creed, Gandalf would be attacked by the guards.

PyrosNine ban: So that means that baby elves are retardedly stupid at birth?

shyriadracnoir mod: no, you learn faster when your brain is technically in a younger and still growing state

shyriadracnoir mod: elves get super skilled by remaining functionally younger longer than humans

shyriadracnoir mod: with the caveat that yes, they're even more helpless and need more care at first

Malek ban: how can you be more helpless than a human baby?

shyriadracnoir mod: http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=being-more-infantile

PyrosNine ban: Oh hey, that guy.

PyrosNine ban: He totally died.

PyrosNine ban: Yep, I remember that.

shyriadracnoir mod: All those trees are really giant incubators for elf babies

PyrosNine ban: Rolled like, a bunch of natural ones-

shyriadracnoir mod: they're all basically premie

shyriadracnoir mod: or like marsupial pouches

PyrosNine ban: OH SO THATS...that's why they don't like it when I burn down their forests.

shyriadracnoir mod: exactly

PyrosNine ban: Whooops!

PyrosNine ban: I mean, i've burned down orphanges and maternity wards before, but never unintentionally!

PyrosNine ban: How unprofessional!

PyrosNine ban: Now I feel like some sort of monster!

PyrosNine ban: STEWARD!

shyriadracnoir mod: well, you're a cat

shyriadracnoir mod: that's a given

PyrosNine ban: I'm like a nekomata!

shyriadracnoir mod: additionally, I'm wingwonging this before it gets pushed off chat

[rpgdemon]

(21:07:21) Gary the Chatbot: Ryong logs into the Chat.
(21:07:23) Gary the Chatbot: Professor_Smarmi has been logged out (Timeout).
(21:07:29) Ryong: AND AGAIN
(21:28:49) Gary the Chatbot: rpgdemon logs into the Chat.
(21:28:52) Gary the Chatbot: Ryong has been logged out (Timeout).
(21:29:33) rpgdemon: This is the new fate of the chat room. Each person logs in as the other logs out, and they leave one message for the future generations to cherish, until it is wiped from the page, and gone forever. It's a metaphor for life.
(21:56:22) Gary the Chatbot: Ryong logs into the Chat.
(21:56:25) Gary the Chatbot: rpgdemon has been logged out (Timeout).
(21:56:31) Ryong: Fuck you.(22:25:52) Gary the Chatbot: rpgdemon logs into the Chat.
(22:25:54) Gary the Chatbot: Ryong has been logged out (Timeout).
(22:25:58) rpgdemon: Dammit. (22:26:00) rpgdemon: Really?

[Ryong]

This too, shall one day be erased forever.

[Loyal]

Given that I don't believe communication on the internet has died altogether, I am going to just blow some dust off the old wing-wong here.

Axoren: I grab the goblin player, throw him like a spear for the surprise round, then I slide down the mountain, jump off, unsheatch my sword cane, and do a landing two-attack combo just as the goblin hits the first goblin.
Axoren: I kill all 3 with triple criticals.
Axoren: DM doesn't even roll fall damage, he just claps for a whole minute.
loyal2nes: I'm sorry, "throw him like a spear"?
Axoren: Javeline.
Axoren: He also had a spear.
loyal2nes: No, that wasn't the part I was caught on.

[Flarecobra]

No context needed.

PyrosNine is now Away.
Flare: *Sounds of a can popping open*
PyrosNine is now Online.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

MSperoni: I was thinking of the final boss in Breath of Fire 2: http://bof.wikia.com/wiki/Deathe?van_%28Boss%29
(21:37:20) Fenris: yup, looks like dicks
(21:37:24) Fenris: I don't know what I was expecting.
(21:37:35) MSperoni: not-dicks?
(21:37:51) Mac: Pe-gina?
(21:38:06) (Max_Waifu): oh hey, penis dentata