Things you'd want to see in Star Wars: Ep. 3 but will probably never get in

[Mad Jack the Pirate]

Self explanatory.



HK-47 cameo: even if it's just for two minutes to call C-3P0 a meatbag-loving tin can, it'd make the ticket worth it.

[Dragonsbane]

I want to see a HK cameo too...

What I really want to see, though, is see Palpatine call Anakin a "sissy", "wussy little momma's-boy", or something like that.

[Demon with a Glass Hand]

I'd like to see some decent acting from Hayden Christensanmasinamin.

His last name is worth knowing.

[The_Bear]

I want to hear Obi-Wan yell, "STOP TKing YOU FAG!!!1!"...but that'll never happen. I would also like to see Yoda morph into something awsome, but alas...

[h4x.m4g3]

Yeah a HK cameo would be awesome. As a matter of fact HK-47 should have his own movie, in which he kills all the meatbags, ending the Star Wars saga forever.

Having Princess Almadala explain to Anakin that the children aren''t actually his,*cue dramatic music* but Obi Wan's.

Having someone try to fight with three double bladed lightsabers. One in each hand, and another held in the mouth like that guy from One Peice.

Optimus Prime saving the day in the end, then laughing at all the Jedis because he's all powerful.

Darth Vader choking in his mask, yet no one realizes it because he's always breathing that hard.

Someone changing the duracell batteries in their lightsaber.

All the duels taking place inside a video game. Right before the action starts they go to opposite sides of the screen, strike a pose, get in battle stance, and a life bar and a force bar coming across the top of the screen.

Someone searching the Jedi archives, with Google.

Pimp my spacefighter.

LIGHTSABER-CHUCKS HO!

[slightly aboveaverage man]

In all seriousness, what I want to see in Episode III, even thought it's probably not going to be there, is Grand Admiral Thrawn. Anyone who has read Timothy Zahn's books will agree with me here. There was a petition on the internet to get Thrawn a cameo. You KNOW it would be awesome. Come on, even getting us a Chiss would be fine!

One of the suggestions for the part of Thrawn was Ralph Feins (sp?)

Look at that picture and tell me he doesn't make a good Thrawn.

[The Argent Lord]

I want to see Jar-Jar die. I want to see his ugly, floppy-eared head rolling on the floor in a pool of gungan blood, and his body impaled on Darth Sidious' lightsaber. I want to hear his high-pitched, obnoxious voice cry out its last screams of pain as the life seeps from his already-cooling body. I want to see him crumple into a heap, never to move again.

Failing that, a Yoda vs Anakin would be nice :)

[Elminster_Amaur]

I want to see Jar-Jar live. In fact, I want him to live through it all, and make a reappearance in the sequals. And screw over the clones of Palpatine. But if Jar-Jar lives that long, then the force has not been balanced(hehe, I am a proud subscriber to DB's theory), and Anakin failed to fulfill the Prophecy. So I just wanna see a Jar-Jar fight. With lightsabers. And ninja-wizards.

[RMS Oceanic]

I want to see Jar-Jar die. I want to see his ugly, floppy-eared head rolling on the floor in a pool of gungan blood, and his body impaled on Darth Sidious' lightsaber. I want to hear his high-pitched, obnoxious voice cry out its last screams of pain as the life seeps from his already-cooling body. I want to see him crumple into a heap, never to move again.

Aw, you beat me to it! :(

I'd like to see a cigarette-in-bed scene between Anakin and Padme. After his surgery. :confused: :p

And C3P0 getting maimed. Again. It's just funny.

[TheI3rokenspiral]

I'd love to see some sign of Greedo, maybe some Jaba, and everyone wants to see some saber-chucks.

I agree with the thought of Jar-Jar being killed. Not by the "Rebellion" or the Empire, but by a nerf-herder. That would make it all the more sweet.

[Mad Jack the Pirate]

Aw, you beat me to it! :(

I'd like to see a cigarette-in-bed scene between Anakin and Padme. After his surgery. :confused: :p

And C3P0 getting maimed. Again. It's just funny.


better yet, C-3P0 being maimed via his head getting blown of by HK using a heavy repeating blaster rifle.

[Viktor Von Russia]

Hm, something I want to see in Episode 3 that probably won't make it in...

Christopher Lee doing some actual bad-ass lightsaber fighting.

Mace Windu spouting ebonics.

George Lucas playing an extra and getting killed like Peter Jackson in LotR.

And some non-crappy acting would be nice too.

[Heavy 3PO]

I want to see Jar-Jar die. I want to see his ugly, floppy-eared head rolling on the floor in a pool of gungan blood, and his body impaled on Darth Sidious' lightsaber. I want to hear his high-pitched, obnoxious voice cry out its last screams of pain as the life seeps from his already-cooling body. I want to see him crumple into a heap, never to move again.
I completely agree. I've had a scene played out in my head since Episode I, and it goes a little something like this...

<<Jar Jar standing in an open field looking at the camera>>
Misa Jar Jar Binks!
<<Looks up, then back at the camera>>
Misa see something fall from the sky!
<<The Death Star lands right on top of Jar Jar, crushing him instantly>>

The End

[Vicious]

Dark Helmet zaps anyone in the crotch.

[Lvl.10Rockstar]

More Boba Fett, maybe an appearance by Hal Horn (Corran Horn's Father who was a pre-empire Jedi) (If you have read the rogue squadron series you know who I am talking about) Backstory on Moff Tarkin, Admiral Ackbar or Lando Calrissian. Also maybe a pre-production death star would be cool. Oh and an answer to the Sifo Dias question so the net nerds stop coming up with lame ass wrong answers.

[BlackMageGirl!]

Would a decent storyline be too much to ask? The other two disappointed me greatly.

[mauve]

I completely agree. I've had a scene played out in my head since Episode I, and it goes a little something like this...

<<Jar Jar standing in an open field looking at the camera>>
Misa Jar Jar Binks!
<<Looks up, then back at the camera>>
Misa see something fall from the sky!
<<The Death Star lands right on top of Jar Jar, crushing him instantly>>

The End

YES!! Let's call George Lucas right now and demand that this be put into the film!

[Omega]

i had to share this with you

http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/film/ep3spoilers.html there are 75 screen shots with funny ass captions.... i suggest you read the star wars 4 the way it should be too

[Death by Stabbing]

More Boba Fett, maybe an appearance by Hal Horn (Corran Horn's Father who was a pre-empire Jedi) (If you have read the rogue squadron series you know who I am talking about) Backstory on Moff Tarkin, Admiral Ackbar or Lando Calrissian. Also maybe a pre-production death star would be cool.

First, HK and Boba Fett and Bender (from Futurama) team up for the ultimate team up to kill all the meat bags...heh heh heh

Second, Hal would be cool (Spoiler for book fans) Or Neeja... and actually Corran's dad was never really a Jedi...he just worked with them...

Third you cannot do Tarkin without Ackbar since Ackbar was his slave before he ecaped...but who really cares about Tarkin

Fourthly, Lando is about the same age as Han so they'd both be like 9 or 10 when this happens...but what I'd like to see is Millenium Falcon backstory since not much is known about it's past beyond Lando's ownership....you can read about Han and some Lando backstory in A.C. Crispin's Han Solo trilogy in case anyone is interested...and read Brian Daley's Han Solo books too...damn shame about him...

Also to find out about the prototype Death Star read Kevin J. Anderson's Jedi academy trilogy or what ever they're called...That has a whole lota prototype Death Star!

and that should be all I have to say about that stuff.

Love,
Death By Stabbing

[Solid Shadow]

i had to share this with you

http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/film/ep3spoilers.html there are 75 screen shots with funny ass captions.... i suggest you read the star wars 4 the way it should be too

Dude, I just laughed my ass off. Seriously, it's lying on the floor and I keep sliding out of my chair on account of this slick, bloody no-ass area just south of my spine...

Personally, I'd like to see Natalie Portman get nekked and get her freak on with one of those hot Twilek dancer chicks. Barring that, I'd give real money to watch Jar Jar get eaten to death by a Wampa.

[Jhonka]

T3-M4 and R2-D2 need to have a duel. With lightsabers.


edit: Also - after the duel, when R2 is rolling away from T3's smoldering remains, HK-47 shoots C-3PO in the head.

[PrismaticRainbowTeardrop]

Amidala has twins, one black, one green.

[Viktor Von Russia]

First, HK and Boba Fett and Bender (from Futurama) team up for the ultimate team up to kill all the meat bags...heh heh heh

That wouldn't really work out. Despite his inherent coolness, Boba Fett is a meatbag.

[Death by Stabbing]

well he's well excepted by robots every where

just like American Express!
DBS

[Anarchy_Balsac]

I'd like if right before "A long time ago in a galaxy far far away" it had a screen that said, "Sure hope you didn't spend weeks camping outside to watch this 2-3hour movie".

[Jhonka]

I'd like if right before "A long time ago in a galaxy far far away" it had a screen that said, "Sure hope you didn't spend weeks camping outside to watch this 2-3hour movie".
Oh man, that'd be GREAT.

[Dragonsbane]

I want to see a cigarrete-in-bed scene with Mace Windu and Padme.

I also want to see Mace Windu rap, offer Anakin a choice between a red and blue pill to determine which side of the Force he will follow while making Alice in Wonderland references, or simply blow Anakin away with a handgun...while spouting ebonics.

[edit]

That wouldn't really work out. Despite his inherent coolness, Boba Fett is a meatbag.

Not in his soul, Viktor. Not in his soul. At heart, he's just as inhuman as HK.