# 546 : 'Tis worse when you know the secret. Yar.

[The Fifth Power]

So thats what happened to the DWs. What DO saliors at see do when they need the bathroom?

[Klyco]

YOu spelled sea wrong

Also, I think Bikke thought it was kool-aid. Warm kool-aid.

[WanderingWombat]

According to my computer, this comic doesn't exist yet. Stupid time-travelling Brian....

[Kurosen]

Try refreshing. There are "issues" with the auto-updater. I had to manually make it happen a minute or so after midnight. It takes some ISPs a little while to catch up to changes.

[TheI3rokenspiral]

I don't think the "Kool-Aid" was warm. They did have a cold fusion ice block with them.
P.S. The mystery of the boxes revealed!!

[RickZarber]

*small voice*
Shouldn't it be 546, not 456?

[Klyco]

*small voice*
Shouldn't it be 546, not 456?
I make the same mistakes.

[Tyrion]

Did anybody else realise that Mysteries of the Sea is a parody of Mysteries of the Sith?

[Nucleus]

How do you figure?

I thought I was very familiar with Mysteries of the Sith, but I am stumped.

[Kairamek]

So thats what happened to the DWs. What DO saliors at see do when they need the bathroom?
You don't want to know. It will only make sence and you don't need that, I know I didn't.

[Double]

What DO saliors at see do when they need the bathroom?

"Yar matey, swab the poop deck!"

[Paper Ninja]

It's stir fried and cooked with Caraway to prevent scurvy.




Yar.

[mauve]

It's stir fried and cooked with Caraway to prevent scurvy.

Yar.


I am officially disturbed. :p

[PyrosNine]

Oh come on, it's commonly known that sailors just piss over the sides, causing their sworn enemies, the aqua-ninjas, to flee from the smell.

As for the secret of the sea, Let's just say one part of the secret involves being alone on a boat with guys for years on end without any women. Let me put it like this.

"What be happenin' on the boat STAYS on the boat, Yar."

(Quote from Dave Chapelle: I want to piss on you, Drip-drip-drip, Pee on you.)

[Kima Azure]

Small wonder pirates had those big swords and cannons. That had to compensate for something.

By the way, what about the flame-ninjas?

[PyrosNine]

Dude, flame-ninjas can't swim, and if they are ever unlit, their sensei will cut off their "cannons." So of course they'll avoid the pirates on the open sea. But when they reach port; Wham!

Trust me on this, I'm a fire demon, as my title used to say.

[Wjolf]

As a pirate, I can tell you, we HATE NINJAS! And anything we could possibly do involving the decimation of all ninjas, we will.

[Kima Azure]

Eh... how about the decimation of Gundam-dinosaur-riding-ninjas? What do you say about that?

[Ace_of_Spades]

Well this episode was disturbing.

[Paper Ninja]

The Pirate/Ninja will always triumph!

[Kima Azure]

You just put yerself in trouble, you know? Pirate/Ninjas?

Anyways, what about Highlanders?

[Paper Ninja]

Pirate/Ninjas rule all! No other hybrid freak class can be OUTclassed by the Pirate/Ninja! Well, exept for maybe...urm...well...I got nuthin.

[PyrosNine]

Gundam-Dinosaur-riding Ninja's? Never heard of them. Gundam-Dinosaur-Riding Samurai, Yep.

Real Ninja's ride atop the back of the majestic-yet-trashed-out-of-work-Zords from power rangers. And they drive hummers too.

"Ryu! the Malboro clan is trippin on our turf!"
"They have no honor! Ninja speakers to full volume! Activate Oboro clan's secret hydraulics!"
Ba boom ba boom (car jumps) Ba boom Ba Boom.
"Ha! For now it is that the snake has been "Served' unto by the monkey!"
"Ryu-san! The cops!"
"NINJA VANISH!"
"What?"
"Get us the f--- out of here, he who is ass of jack!"

[Paper Ninja]

That
Was
Quoteworthy!

[Kima Azure]

I'd quote, if I was Qu.

Anyway, I'd like to see how Gundam-dinosaur-riding-samurais would fare against Zoid-dragon-riding-ninjas. With Iczer-1, Iczer-3, and Iczelion as judges.

[PyrosNine]

Oh, they'd be pwned. And then the Mods would ask us why we weren't posting about the current comic. But then we'd just say that it's good to know the Dark Warriors have survived, and we need not worry about them for a good time, Yar.

And thanks for saying it was quoteworthy, you ass of jack. I need an ego boost every now and then.

[TheI3rokenspiral]

You just put yerself in trouble, you know? Pirate/Ninjas?

Anyways, what about Highlanders?

There can only be one Highlander!!! YAR!!!

[Kima Azure]

Can be Highlanders, can be Scottish Highlanders.

By the way, this comic gets the Zeta award for Zettish. Zettish is cool. Bizzarro cool.

[PyrosNine]

Zettish? Is that even a real word? Or is it in bizzarro world?

[Kima Azure]

Both worlds. Never seen Adjunt Services? Oh, wait. Forgot that I still haven't licensed it to the US peoples.

[Wjolf]

Pirate/Ninjas would have to implode, being both extreme opposites. It would tear itself apart!

[Blacken]

Space pirates > all.

That is all.

[Loyal]

http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showthread.php?t=38

The Rules are up there. Read them and follow them.

Also, spam is a terrible thing, and were it not for your being a new guy here, you would bring on the irrevokable wrath of Shiney or Meister, whichever got here first... Prolly Meister, though.

Bumping up old comic threads with such a pointless post = SPAM.

[EDIT]: THat applies to both a' ya.

[Meister]

Man, does he know me or what?