Create your own Error Messages

[Toastburner B]

As if there weren't enough, now you can make up some of your own!

Just go here to do it! (http://atom.smasher.org/error/)

Here (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=dya2&style=xp&title=Say+Good-bye%21&text=You%27re+computer+is+about+to+merge+with+the+ infinate.++Any+thing+you+like+to+say%21&b1=No&b2=Yes&b3=Just+die%2C+alreay%21) are some I came (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=Attn&style=xp&title=Warning%21&text=Toastburner+B+just+logged+on.++What+would+you +like+to+do%3F&b1=Flee&b2=Stay&b3=Who%3F) up with.

[Nikose Tyris]

heh. this is fun. good call.

[shiney]

I wish I could put this on some people's computers. (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=Error&style=98&title=An+error+has+occurred%21&text=You+are+too+stupid+to+post+at+this+forum.&b1=OK&b2=Stop+using+AOL&b2g=x&b3=Cancel)

[Bob The Mercenary]

Haha, I found a better program linked off that site.

Look (http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=%28%5C_%2F%29&l2=%28+%27.%27+%29&l3=%28_%29%28_%29&l4=) at (http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=Bob&l2=the&l3=Mercenary&l4=owns+you) these (http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=w3+r+t3h+1337&l2=&l3=&l4=).

Oh, and one for the error program. (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=Attn&style=98&title=OMFG%21%21%211%21&text=You+have+been+owned%21%21%21&b1=Oh+shits&b2=&b3=)

Or two. (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=Attn&title=BUNNY%21%21%21&text=%28++%5C++_++%2F++%29%0D%0A+%28++%27++.++%27+ +%29%0D%0A+%28+++%29+++%28+++%29&b1=OMG%21&b2=Kyuuute%21%21&b3=*glomp*)

[QueenQeeko]

For Osterbaum (http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=&l2=OHMYGOD&l3=I%27MONFIRE%21%21&l4=)

[Patrat]

http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=mailbox&title=Welcome&text=You%27ve+got+spam&b1=FUCK%21&b2=&b3=

Ps, no im not acusing anyone of spamming.

[shiney]

Okay man, patrat, that made me laugh out loud. You bastard. :)

[Bob The Mercenary]

One more (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=Attn&title=&text=Click+OK+to+cancel.&b1=OK&b2=&b3=Cancel), then I'm spent.

[Meister]

I made one. (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=gun&style=xp&title=Taxi+Driver+Error&text=You+talkin%27+to+me%3F&b1=Yes&b2=&b3=No)

[mammothtank]

You're right, this is fun. (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=Error4&style=xp&title=&text=Your+computer+will+now+carve+your+heart+out+w ith+a+spoon.&b1=Cancel&b1g=x&b2=OK&b3=Why+a+spoon%3F)

[Kikuichimonji]

Tee-hee ^_^ (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=Attn&style=xp&title=Caution&text=Your+computer+has+detected+a+sucky+user.+Woul d+you+like+to+purge+this+problem%3F&b1=Yes&b2=&b3=)

[Patrat]

http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=aol_icon&style=xp&title=Error&text=The+computor+has+detected+an+AOLer.+Would+you +like+to+PWNZORD+them%3F&b1=Yes&b2=&b3=No&b3g=x
Last one.
P.S. ^.^ Thanx Shiney!

[Urge_to_kill_rising]

http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=Ho-&l2=Ly-&l3=Cr-&l4=Ap%21Now what?
http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=THE&l2=BRITISH&l3=ARE&l4=COMING%21%21%21%21
Paul Revere rides NO MORE!
http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=Now&l2=Serving&l3=Beef+Jerky%21&l4=Mmmm...Jerky.
Everybody loves jerky.
http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=bomb&title=What+did+you+do+now%3F&text=You+F***ed+up%21%0D%0AWhat+do+you+wanna+do+no w%3F&b1=Fix+it%21&b1g=x&b2=Panic&b3=Run+around+screaming
Why would you wanna fix it?
http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=Git-R-Done%21&l2=&l3=&l4=
Larry the Cable Guy!
http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=skull3&style=98&title=PWNED&text=You+got+pwned%21+What+now%2C+fool%21%3F&b1=Cry&b2=Weep&b3=Suicide
PWNAGE!!
one more and i'll call it a day
http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=You&l2=Got&l3=PWNED%2C&l4=YO%21

[Flarecobra]

I'm not bitter about AOL. (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=aim&style=xp&title=You+got+online&text=You+have+been+detected+accessing+the+internet .+We+must+now+disconnect+you+for+our+own+reasons.&b1=&b2=Disconnect&b3=)

[Patrat]

Wait i just remember seeing a sign That siad.

Harod
conerey
root canal
dentistry work

So i made it this.
http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=Har++d&l2=+++++co+r++++e&l3=++++++++anal+++&l4=work

[RedScar]

Still looking... (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=disk_skull&style=98&title=Cannot+read+disk%21&text=Please+inseart+disk+showen+on+left.&b1=Sure&b2=No&b2g=x&b3=I+can%27t+find+it)

Moo? (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=cow&style=98&title=WTF%3F&text=Who+let+the+cows+out%3F&b1=Me&b2=I+didn%27t+do+it&b2g=x&b3=MOO%21)

It's a long movie. (http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=I+LIKE+SWORDS&l2=WELCOME+TO+CORNERIA&l3=I+LIKE+SWORDS&l4=WELCOME+TO+CORNERIA)

[The Argent Lord]

http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=This+advertisement&l2=sponsored+by+Hell.&l3=Live+in+your+world.&l4=Suffer+in+ours.

[MasterOfMagic]

Obligitory input by me. (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=Attn&style=xp&title=Warning%21&text=You+are+wasting+your+life.++Continue%3F&b1=Yes&b2=&b3=No)

[Major Blood]

You're all really screwed if this shows up.
http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=disk_skull&style=98&title=Don%27t+Fuck+Up%21&text=Tell+me+what+the+exact+value+of+22+divided+by +7+or+i+will+erase+your+hard+drive.&b1=&b2=Fuck&b3=

Answer this question. I dare you
http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=heart&style=xp&title=Hrrmmm...&text=Does+your+mother+know+you+are+gay%3F&b1=Yes&b2=No&b3=

[RedScar]

It's 3.1428571 reapeting. Why?

The awanser is B (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=bubble_q&style=98&title=&text=You+take+a+step.+Three+ghosts+and+three+ogres +pop+out+of+thin+air.+What+do+you+do%3F&b1=Run+like+scared+little+forest+elves&b2=Two+fisted+monkey+style+attack&b3=Do+the+hokey-pokey)

Alice anyone? (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=bubble_q&style=98&title=Alice+anyone%3F&text=You+come+to+a+table+with+a+glass+of+a+Red+dri nk%2C+a+Blue+drink%2C+and+a+Yellow+drink.+Which+do +you+drink%3F&b1=Red+drink&b1g=x&b2=Blue+drink&b2g=x&b3=Eni-meni-minei-moe-)

[ShumaGorath]

http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=bubble_q&style=98&title=Sex&text=PORN+FREAK%21%21%21&b1=Wanna+go+out%3F&b2=WTF%3F&b3=Do+the+hokey-pokey

[videogamerz2000]

Why can't we all be just happy? (http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=Can%27t&l2=We+All&l3=Get+Along%3F&l4=HELL+NO%21%21)

And why with all the violence? (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=radiation&style=xp&title=Pwnage+is+Intiment&text=Your+computer+is+about+to+cause+a+Nuklear+A+s plosion.&b1=RUN%21&b2=Disarm%21&b3=Destroy+Computer%21)

[CHICAGO¤lollie]

I feel complete (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=bubble_i&style=xp&title=&text=When+there%27s+-+bad+guys+-+you+know+who+to+call+From+their+tower%0D%0Athey+c an+-+attack+-+it+all+When+there%27s+evil+on+the+attack+you+can% 0D%0Arest+knowing+-+there%27s+evil+on+the+attack+-+cuz+-+the+bad+guys+-%0D%0Acannot+-+run+-+from+-+evil+on+the+attack+-+Bad+guys+-+cannot+-%0D%0Abeat+-+evil+on+the+attack+-+with+their+superpowers+-+cuz+-+they%0D%0A-+s+-+s+-+s+-+s+-+s+-+s+-+UUUUUUU+-+ck+-%0D%0AThey+-+never+-+can+-+stop+-+evil+on+the+attack+-+cuz+-+evil+-+heroes+-%0D%0Awith+their+-+better+-+superpowers+-+can+-+beat+-+the+bad+guys+-%0D%0Acuz+-+bad+guys+-+cannot+-+stop+-+%7ESTEEEALIIIIIIING%7E+-+superpowers+-%0D%0Afrom+-+heroes+-+that+they+liked+-+Evil+-+%27s+-+got+the+bad+guys%0D%0Aon+the+run+-+from+-+evil+on+the+attack+-+cuz+-+the+world+needs%0D%0A-+evil+-+heroes+%7ESTEEAALING%7E+-+all+control+-+LET%27S+-+GO%21%21%21&b1=Proceed&b2=Kim+Possible&b2g=x&b3=Ignore).

[sasuto]

my mouth (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=mouth&style=xp&title=OMG&text=OMG%21%21%21%21%21+MY+MOUTH+FELL+OFF&b1=KILL+IT&b1g=x&b2=PUT+ON&b2g=x&b3=Ignore)

don't you hate when people do this (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=bulb&style=xp&title=WINNER&text=click+one+below+to+win%21%21%21&b1=YAY%21%21%21&b1g=x&b2=GIMmE+GIMME&b2g=x&b3=order+now&b3g=x)

DIE DIE DIE (http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=%28%5C_%2F%29+++%3C------%23&l2=%28+%27-%27+%29+++%3C------%23&l3=%28_%29%28_%29+%3C-------%23&l4=KILL+THE+RABBIT)

[Omega]

My Contribution (http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=Power+outage%21&l2=no+power&l3=in+tri-city+area...&l4=dont+ask)

[Patrat]

......eh? (http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=PATRAT&l2=LIKES&l3=REP%21&l4=hint+hint)

[Fuzzydoom]

My first error message (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?title=Hard+drive+asplode&text=This+hard+drive+will+explode+in+5+minutes.++T hank+you+for+using+Linux%2C+the+ultimate+in+hard+w are+destroying+technology.&b1=Run+the+hells+away&b2=Stay+and+get+asploded&b3=stare+confusedly+into+space)

[mxyzptlk]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v357/johnruhd@ikillclowns.com/98.png
Fuck.

[Bailey]

heh, the "does your mother know you are gay" one reminds me of "do you still beat your wife?"

[The Argent Lord]

http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=Error3&style=xp&title=5-7-5+Error&text=Hey%2C+what+did+you+do%3F%0D%0AYou+just+broke +the+internet%21%0D%0AI+hope+you%27re+happy.&b1=Hang+your+head+in+shame.&b2=Try+to+fix+it+with+your+tools.&b3=Laugh+maniacally.
Oh, yeah, Haiku Error, baby!

[Evilhasreturned]

No Mouse (http://atom.smasher.org/error/xp.png.php?icon=Attn&style=xp&title=Error&text=Warning+you+do+not+have+a+mouse+installed+on+ this+machine+click+okay+to+continue&b1=&b1g=x&b2=Okay&b3=&b3g=x)

lol

[DarthZeth]

You are protected! (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=keys3&style=xp&title=Terrible%21&text=You+have+gone+down+the+stairs%21&b1=Pak&b2=Chooie+&b3=uNF)

[Urge_to_kill_rising]

Back for more!
http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=@ll+uR+&l2=B@sE+R&l3=bELong+TO&l4=Us

ARRRGGG!
http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=@ll+h@il&l2=Ur&l3=r0b07&l4=0vErl0rd%24

hmmmmmm
http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=mouth&title=Are+you+Blind%3F&text=Click+OK+if+you+can%27t+read+this.&b1=OK&b2=What%3F&b3=......la+la+la+la....

oohhhhh my sides hurt....

[Inbred Chocobo]

I got bored, so here ya go (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=mailbox&title=Spam&text=Our+instant+messaging%2F+news+reporting%2F+st alking+%0D%0Aprogram+is+available+for+you+for+60-Day+Trail+period%0D%0ADo+you+accept%3F&b1=No%2C+I+want+to+immediatly+buy+this+software.&b2=Yes&b3=).

[Overcast]

Ahh a requiem to the localized noobs. Here ya go (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=bomb&style=98&title=Failure&text=You+have+been+caught+by+the+spam+police+of+Nu klear+Power+Forums%2C+shiney+will+be+banning+you+n ow.&b1=You+have+no+say+in+this+matter.&b2=&b3=)

[Urge_to_kill_rising]

so many shattered dreams..
http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=I+Wanted+to+be+a+++&l2=tank+when+I+grew+up&l3=but+I+got+stuck+&l4=with+this+crap

Warning:PROFANITY!!!!!!
http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=GET+OFF+YOUR+&l2=FUCKING+CELL+PHONE&l3=ASSHOLE%21%21%21%21&l4=

I love the alphabet...
http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=A--B--C--D--E--F-U&l2=&l3=&l4=

[videogamerz2000]

Violence! (http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=Target+Practice&l2=Throw&l3=X&l4=Brick+Here)

Stinkin' Travelers! (http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=My+Parents&l2=Went+to+Europe&l3=And+all+I+Got+Was&l4=This+stupid+Sign%21)

How to make money! (http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=We+offer&l2=Soul%27s&l3=At+%249+a+Pop&l4=Buy+3%2C+Get+4th+Free)

[Lycanthrope]

Even Robots need nookie. (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=heart&style=98&title=Giggity&text=Computer+needs+sex.+Press+okay+when+done.&b1=Okay&b1g=x&b2=&b3=)

[Kikuichimonji]

Yay! Viruses! (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=Error4&style=xp&title=Caution&text=A+%27zombie+outbreak%27+has+occured+in+C%3A%5 CProgram+Files%5CT+Virus.pvf.+Propogate+outbreak%3 F&b1=Yes.&b2=+No.&b3=WWJD%3F)

Don't you wish you had this compy? (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=Attn&style=xp&title=Caution&text=Program+%22Human%22+is+slowing+down+potential +processing+speed.+What+should+I+do%3F&b1=Terminate+program.&b2=Quarantine+program.&b3=Remove+program.)

If only this weren't true... (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=tux&style=xp&title=Attempt+fix.&text=Error%21&b1=Warning%21&b2=Your+message+desplay+system&b3=had+a+critical+error.)

Hey, at least they're honest. (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=newspaper2&style=xp&title=Chance+of+the+milennia%21&text=Choose+your+free*+prize%21&b1=Giving+all+your+information+to+us+for+something +that%27s+not+worth+it+.&b2=&b3=)

This would suck.
(http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=disk_skull&style=xp&title=Nya+Nya%21&text=What+now%2C+sucka%3F&b1=&b2=&b3=)

[Major Blood]

1337 Kills (http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=by+th3+t1m3+y0u+h4v&l2=r34d+th1s+y0u+w1ll+&l3=b33n+h1t+by+4+&l4=s3m1+truck)

You can't touch me Red Mage (http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=I+have&l2=a+plus+&l3=infinity+in&l4=sign-ey-ness)

No doubt the amazingness of the sign will make fighter obey. (http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=Fighter%2C+to+master&l2=sword-chucks+you&l3=must+be+hadoken%27ed+&l4=by+Black+Mage.)

In an ideal world... (http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=Don%27t+Drink&l2=And+Drive&l3=Smoke+Weed&l4=And+Fly%21%21%21)

[ApathyMan]

Subliminal message? (http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=Come+for+the+speech&l2=On+April+30+at+3%3A30&l3=My+life+-+a+time+to&l4=Face+myself%2Fsociety)

Windows (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=skull3&style=xp&title=Windows+Personality+Conflict&text=Windows+doesn%27t+like+you.&b1=The+feeling+is+mutual&b2=&b3=)

[Syka]

Cookie! (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=fortunecookie&style=98&title=Huh%3F&text=Your+soul+will+be+stolen+by+Theif&b1=Swordity&b2=Law+Ninjas&b3=HADOKEN%21)

[Nique]

That church one is ... well, full of scary possiblities.

[Skyshot]

We knew this time would come. (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=Attn&title=Microsoft+Word&text=Do+you+want+to+save+changes+to+MyNovel%3F%0D% 0ANote%3A+More+than+50k+of+unsaved+changes&b1=Yes&b1g=x&b2=No&b3=Cancel&b3g=x)

I had to do it. (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=Attn&style=xp&title=Warning&text=Robots+have+taken+over+the+world.&b1=Deploy+rocket+ninjas&b2=Inform+Brian+Clevinger&b3=Subject+to+having+all+facets+of+life+controlled )

Something I saw in the school library. (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=Attn&style=xp&title=Sticky+Keyboard&text=Go+wash+your+hands.&b1=&b1g=x&b2=OK&b3=&b3g=x)

Not based on anything specific, just randomness. (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=bulb&style=xp&title=Hey%21&text=I++just+got+a+great+idea%21&b1=No+you+didn%27t.&b2=No%2C+*I*+just+got+an+idea.+It%27s+mine+now.&b3=Hey%2C+great%21+I%27ll+give+you+full+credit%21&b3g=x)

Something NPF needs. (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=dya2&style=xp&title=Stupid+name+alert&text=You+are+not+the+%231234679162349th+Black+Mage-Vegeta.+You+just+think+you+are.&b1=Change+name&b2=Leave+forums&b3=Spam+relentlessly+and+get+banned)

Along with this. (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=gun&style=xp&title=Unrepaid+favor&text=You+forgot+to+give+rep+for+that+avatar.&b1=&b2=Give+rep&b3=Bah%21)
Make sure to check out the gallery!

[PyrosNine]

Well, I've made two.
It's a bomb (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=radiation&style=xp&title=There+is+a+time+bomb+inside+your+computer&text=Jack%21+You%27ve+got+to+disarm+it+or+it%27ll+ take+out+the+entire+city%21+You%27ve+got+to+cut+on e+of+them%2C+but+I+don%27t+know+which+one%21+It%27 s+either+the+red+wire+or+the+green+wire.+Red+or+Gr een.%0D%0ARed+wire%21+Green+wire%21%0D%0ARed+wire% 21+Green+wire%21%0D%0ARed+wire%21+Green+wire%21%0D %0ARed+wire%21+Green+wire%21%0D%0ARed+wire%21+Gree n+wire%21%0D%0ARed+wire%21+Green+wire%21%0D%0APICK +ONE+FOR+THE+LOVE+OF+GOD%21%0D%0ARed+wire%21+Green +wire%21%0D%0ARed+wire%21+Green+wire%21%0D%0ARed+w ire%21+Green+wire%21&b1=The+Red+Wire&b2=The+Green+wire&b3=Eh%2C+I%27ve+lived+a+good+life.)

Suckers! (http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=This+ad+is+owned&l2=by+ThiefCo.&l3=&l4=Suckers%21)

Yah.

[RedScar]

can you read it? (http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=siht&l2=ngis&l3=si&l4=sdrawkcab)

I'll give you a hint. Broomish (http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=od&l2=uoy&l3=kaeps&l4=%3Fhismoob)

Fighter's job (http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=Sword-chuck&l2=lessons+taught&l3=here%21&l4=%28no+black+mages%29)

[Bailey]

you mis-spelled "broomish"

there's an r.

other than that, all of these are pretty hilarious

[Zweihander]

It's actually very hard to do without a screwdriver. (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=bomb&title=Congratulations%2C+you+fail+at+computers.&text=You+managed+to+crash+a+Mac.++This+message+has +automatically+sent+a+parka+to+Lucifer%2C+Prince+o f+Lies.&b1=Kill+yourself.&b2=Have+someone+come+to+your+house+to+kill+you.&b3=Kill%3F++No%2C+please+just+spay+and%2For+neuter +me%2C+thanks.)

Edit: This never gets old (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=Attn&style=98&title=HELLO+GENTLEMEN%21&text=ALL+YOUR+BASE+ARE+BELONG+TO+US.%0D%0AYOU+ARE+ ON+THE+PATH+TO+DESTRUCTION.++%0D%0AYOU+HAVE+NO+CHA NCE+TO+SURVIVE+MAKE+YOUR+TIME.%0D%0A%0D%0AHA+HA+HA +HA...&b1=What+you+say%3F%21&b2=Move+all+Zig%21++For+Great+Justice%21&b3=You+know+what+you+doing%21).

[Sithdarth]

Man am I glad I learned how to use a computer when DOS was still around. (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=dos&style=98&title=%3F%3F%3F%3F&text=You%27ve+just+entered+Dos+territory.&b1=Help+with+DOS.&b1g=x&b2=Pound+on+the+keyboard.&b3=Get+your+gun.)

Oh and shiney it is possible to get that error message to appear on the forums. It's simply a matter of inserting the right php commands in the right places.

What's really fun is awhile back I had my computer set up so a 50 by 50 pixel area that randomly shifted on my desktop would through up a false error message when it was rolled over. This error message would not go away unless you hit about half the keys on the keyboard at the same time. Man I'm so evil sometimes.

[CelesJessa]

attachment one: Yes... yes is does get old. heheh.

attachment two: I like this one.

[gurusloth]

Movie reference - can you get it? (http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=&l2=feed+me+a&l3=stray+kitten&l4=)
How to start a gamer riot (http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=attention%3A&l2=the+electronic&l3=entertainment+expo&l4=has+been+cancelled)

[RMS Oceanic]

You probably won't get this. (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=Attn&style=xp&title=Local+Politics+Question&text=David+Trimble+is+talking+about+how+Unionism+i s+entering+a+critical+phase.+What+will+you+ask+him %3F&b1=Who+are+you%3F&b2=&b3=What%27s+a+Unionst%3F)

[QueenQeeko]

Whatever shall we do? (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=Attn&style=98&title=ALERT%21&text=Dr+%3CEvil+Person%3E+and+a+legion+of+other+ba d+guys+are+taking+over+the+city%21&b1=Send+SlightlyAboveAverage+SuperHero&b2=Send+Captain+Finnland&b3=Go+go+Gadget+Helicopter%21)

[Thaumaturge]

I'm AIMing low... (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=aim&style=98&title=RUN+FOR+YOUR+LIVES%21%21%21%21&text=AIM+is+about+to+crash+again%21%21&b1=Try+to+reconnect+until+the+people+at+AIM+manage +to+fix+it&b2=Give+up&b3=Fix+AIM&b3g=x)

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=+++%3A&l2=++%3A%3A&l3=+%3AO%3A&l4=METEOR%21%21%21)

edit:

Hanging in mid-air over my head (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=defrag&title=Resource+Error&text=%3Csystem+error%3Esystem+resources+low%3Csyst em+error%3E%0D%0A%0D%0A%3Cmemory+low%3E%0D%0A%0D%0 A%3Chard+drive+fragmented%3E%0D%0A%0D%0A%3Cprocess or+usage%3E+90%25%0D%0A%0D%0APlease+reboot+system&b1=%3Cset+system+idle+mode%3E+%28sit+around+and+do +nothing%29&b2=%3Cset+sleep+mode+and+reboot%3E&b3=%3Ccancel%3E+%28try+to+soldier+on%29)

[Bailey]

Whoooo! (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=aol_icon&title=blasphemy%21&text=you+were+detected+using+AOL&b1=hang+head+in+shame&b2=&b3=be+proud+of+AOL+usage&b3g=x)

[CelesJessa]

The danger of being 1337. (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=aol_icon&title=Stop+It&text=You%27re+trying+to+be+1337+again.&b1=Stop+it&b2=&b3=Continue+1337+Use&b3g=x)

What is this, outside? (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=aol_icon&title=Go+outside&text=You+have+been+connected+to+the+internet+for+a pproximately+4320.5+minutes.+Maybe+you+should+try+ going+outside.&b1=&b2=Outside%3F&b3=&b3g=x)

Krylo has his own error (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=skull2&title=Watch+Out&text=Krylo+is+hunting+you+down+for+some+reason+or+ another.&b1=Buy+Shotgun&b2=Lock+Doors&b3=Welcome+him+inside&b3g=x)

[Toastburner B]

Obey the sign. (http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=&l2=%5E%28%27+%27%29%5E&l3=Do+the+Wave%21&l4=)

Surprised no one else did this. (http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=You%21&l2=Yes%2C+you%21&l3=You%21++The+ugly+one%21&l4=I%27m+taking+to+you%21)

Warning! (http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=O_O&l2=&l3=LOOK+OUT%21&l4=BEHIND+YOU%21)

[Patrat]

Ok, JUST becuase this happened to me 5 minutes ago.
http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=Attn&title=HELLO%21&text=++++++++++++++++++Do+you+HATE+pop-ups%3F%21+%0D%0ACLICK+HERE+TO+GET+THE+NEWEST+POP-UP+BLOCKER%21&b1=&b2=Download%21&b3=

[mammothtank]

Remembered an old comic I saw. Cloud, this one's for you. (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=bomb&style=xp&title=BAM%21&text=You+just+got+Cloud+Strifed%21&b1=&b2=Ouch&b3=)

How to split the Light Warriors. (http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=%3C+EXP+SHOP&l2=BANK+%3E&l3=%3C+SWORD+STORE&l4=EVIL+BAKERY+%3E)

[Lycanthrope]

Requiem for a Compy (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=skull3&style=98&title=Computer+Over&text=Virus%3DVery+Yes&b1=That%27s+not+a+good+prize%21&b2=&b3=)

[Death Dealer]

Catch the obvious reference? (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=keys&style=xp&title=Oh+no%21&text=You+have+locked+your+keys+in+your+car%2C+dumb ass.&b1=Panic&b2=Cry&b3=Equip+Peril+Sensitive+Glasses&b3g=x)

I'm so mean.... (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=gun&style=xp&title=The+pain%21&text=You+are+a+goth%21+Take+this+gun+quickly%21&b1=Fade+out+of+this+grey+existance&b1g=x&b2=Write+Goth+Poetry&b3=Use+gun+to+go+on+rampage&b3g=x)

Skull has a question... (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=skull2&style=xp&title=I+wonder....&text=Where+the+fuck+is+my+body%3F&b1=Aqui&b2=Here&b3=There)

...Too true for too many people (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=garbage2&style=xp&title=I+guess...&text=I+shouldn%27t+have+had+that+last+burrito.&b1=Use+air+spray&b1g=x&b2=Die&b3=Stay+in+the+room+because+you+enjoy+the+smell)

[Deathosaurus Wrecks]

heres one (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=Error3&style=xp&title=Corrupt+File&text=I+am+become+death%2C+destroyer+of+files.&b1=Rue&b2=OK&b2g=x&b3=)
heres two (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=plant3&style=xp&title=What%3F&text=Your+computer+is+on+drugs&b1=Open+the+file&b1g=x&b2=Open+the+what%3F&b3=Are+you+hungry%3F)

[Dragonsbane]

Health-conscious computing (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=cake&title=Warning%3A+weight+exceeded&text=You+have+become+far+too+obese.++Computer+will +automatically+shut+down+until+you+lose+weight.++F atty.&b1=I%27m+big-boned%21&b2=Diet%2FExcercise+options&b3=Cancel)

When machines start monitoring us, who knows where it will end? ;)

More here (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=Attn&title=Warning%21&text=Dragonsbane+is+possessing+your+computer%2C+tu rning+it+into+a+vile+avatar+of+ineffable+evil.++Yo u+have+mere+seconds+before+your+soul+is+devoured.&b1=Call+a+priest&b1g=x&b2=whimper&b3=what+is+a+Dragonsbane%3F), here (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=heart&style=xp&title=I+love+you&text=I+love+you...&b1=Eww&b2=Sorry%2C+we+aren%27t+compatible&b3=Call+a+priest), here (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=disk_skull&style=xp&title=Yo+ho+ho%21&text=Your+computer+has+been+boarded+by+pirates.&b1=Walk+the+plank&b2=Offer+them+rum&b3=Call+a+Ninja), here (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=Attn&style=xp&title=Bad+gaijin%21&text=You+have+commited+a+grave+dishonor.&b1=Commit+Seppuku&b2=&b3=Cancel), here (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=tux&style=xp&title=Installation+complete&text=Congratulations%2C+you+have+finished+your+new +Death+Star%21++We+hope+you+enjoy+this+latest+addi tion+to+our+line+of+products.&b1=Destroy+a+planet&b2=other+options&b3=Cancel), here (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=butterfly&style=xp&title=Training+complete&text=Welcome+to+the+Dark+Side%2C+young+Sith%21&b1=But...I+wanted+the+Light+Side%21&b2=Your+lack+of+faith+disturbs+me&b3=Impressive%2C+most+impressive.), here (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=Error3&style=xp&title=Notice&text=You+are+now+property+of+Microsoft.++If+this+i sn%27t+okay+with+you%2C+please+hit+Cancel.&b1=Okay&b2=&b3=Cancel&b3g=x), and here (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=Error3&style=xp&title=Wake+up%2C+Neo&text=The+Matrix+has+you&b1=take+Red+pill&b2=take+Blue+pill&b3=Woah)

[Melfice]

You know it's true.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v229/shinigamihell/error.png

[OmniShadow]

Freaking awesome DB! I might try making some myself but I dont feel like it right now... Anyway, most of the ones I saw was really funny here ^_^

[Deathosaurus Wrecks]

i think the sign has fallen in with the wrong crowd (http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=secret+robot+club&l2=meeting+tonight&l3=dont+tell+the&l4=humans)

[Kikuichimonji]

My friend made me post this. (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=plant3&style=xp&title=We+found+You%21&text=We+know+where+your+stash+is%21+We+are+the+FBI .+Now+by+clicking+Okay%2C+you+agree+to+give+us+you r+stash+and+a+fee+of+%2410%2C000.&b1=Okay&b2=&b3=Okay)

[WanderingWombat]

I told you these guys were up to no good.... (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=aim&style=xp&title=Blue+Man+Alert%21&text=Members+of+the+Blue+Man+Group+are+closing+rap idly+on+your+position%21&b1=Run%21&b2=Run+Really+Fast%21&b3=Arm+Yourself%21)

[Lycanthrope]

Iggly shall consume your soul! (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=Attn&style=xp&title=File+not+found&text=A+carnivorous+word+document+has+consumed+the+ file+you+requested&b1=Carnivorous+word+document%3F&b2=Name+it+Iggly%21&b3=)

[Lost in Time]

It's really magical. (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=mac&style=xp&title=Wait+a+Minute&text=Ok%2C+who+bit+the+magical+apple%3F&b1=Not+Me&b2=Me&b3=Uncle+John&b3g=x)

Too Much Information (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=ic_a&style=xp&title=Please%3F&text=Come+On.+Stick+it+in+me%2C+you+know+you+want+ too.&b1=Mom%2C+the+computer%27s+comming+on+to+me.&b1g=x&b2=Oooh+I%27m+glad+to.&b3=No&b3g=x)

O-k... (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=bubble_q&style=98&title=Hi&text=Will+You+Go+Out+With+Me%3F&b1=Ye--+Wait+a+minute.&b2=WHAT%3F&b3=Yes.)

Yeah.. I'm done for now.

[Meister]

Wheee! (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=aim&style=xp&title=&text=Catch+me+if+you+can&b1=Catch&b1g=x&b2=&b3=)

When I saw the icon, I knew I had to use it, no matter in how random a message. (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=cow&style=xp&title=Cow+Error&text=The+cow+has+caused+a+critical+system+error.&b1=Reinstall+driver&b2=Milk&b3=)

[CelesJessa]

My favorite one yet. (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=fortunecookie&style=xp&title=Chinese+Food&text=That+wasn%27t+chicken.&b1=&b2=Okay&b3=)

[QueenQeeko]

So there. (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=Error3&style=xp&title=Rejected&text=No%2C+you+can%27t+come+to+the+party%2C+you%27 re+not+cool.&b1=&b2=Aww...&b3=)

Aww...<3 (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=heart&style=xp&title=Guess+what%21&text=Love+makes+the+world+go+around.&b1=It+does%3F&b2=Hell+no%21&b3=Love+and+Peace%21)

[Skyshot]

Something my dad suggested. (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=Attn&title=Error&text=An+error+has+occured.+You+may+need+to+restart +your+computer.&b1=OK&b2=&b3=This+is+NOT+OK.)

[Death Dealer]

Catch the reference and win a cookie! (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=cow&style=xp&title=Eh%3F&text=There+is+no+cow+level.&b1=Power+Overwhelming%2C+Executor%21&b2=Aww...but+I+wanted+to+beat+the+cows...for+aiur. ..&b3=This+is+Jimmy%2C+and+you%27re+a+cheater.)

[Gorefiend]

Starcraft. Please. Too easy.

Anyways, how about this (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=plant3&style=xp&title=ErrOr&text=WoAh+MaaaaAAAAnN.+Dude%2C+like%2C+DUDE%2C+an+ error+occured.+You+know%2C+like%2C+an+ERROR.+And%2 C+well%2C%0D%0A+we+thought+you+should+like%2C+KNOW .+It%27s+not+our+fault%21+Totally+not.+We+were+jus t+minding+our+own%0D%0A+business+and%2C+wham%21+Er ror%21+So%2C+want+us+to%2C+like%2C+DO+something%3F&b1=Give+me+some+of+that+stuff%21&b2=Get+out%2C+now%21&b3=Okay%2C+explain+from+the+start...)?

Or this (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=defrag&style=xp&title=3RR0RZ&text=J00+B33N+H4X0RZED%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%211111 111111111&b1=&b2=OK&b3=) ?

Came up with both on my own, in case I happened to copy someone by accident.

[Kupo-chan]

Hey, This is fun.. (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=skull3&style=98&title=Warning%21&text=You+have+installed+Windows+95+as+your+compute r%27s+OS.%0D%0AClick+Cancel+to+remove+Windows+95+a nd+get+your+money+back%0D%0AClick+Continue+and+suf fer+the+consequences.+%0D%0A&b1=Cancel&b2=&b3=Coninue+%3E%3E%3E)

[MyticZero]

*pop up* hey you geek stop touching my harddrive *clicks self out*

[videogamerz2000]

Anyone remember....? (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=butterfly&style=98&title=Death%21&text=Darth+Bill+is+now+consuming+all+OS%27s%2C+you rs%2C+your+parents+and+your+friends.+Resistance+is +futile.&b1=Cry+as+your+life+crumbles&b2=Use+your+%27magical+lightsaber%27&b2g=x&b3=Calvinball%3F)

[Nique]

Cheshire Theif is an easy target.

And so is shiney.... >_>

[Dante]

AYB (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=Attn&style=xp&title=How+are+you+gentlemen%21&text=All+your+base+are+belong+to+us%21%0D%0AYou+ar e+on+the+way+to+destruction.&b1=What+you+say%3F&b2=Take+off+every+zig&b2g=x&b3=For+great+justice&b3g=x)
The goggles! (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=skull2&style=xp&title=My+god%21&text=The+goggles%21&b1=Do+nothing&b2=&b3=)
Heh (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=skull2&style=xp&title=Bwahahaha&text=Your+dad+has+just+cancelled+your+download+of+ Full+Metal+Alchemist+at+99%25&b1=Restart+download&b2=Curse+impotently&b3=)

[Meister]

Hehe. (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=skull2&style=xp&title=Literature+detected&text=Alas%2C+poor+Yorick%2C+I+knew+him.&b1=Be&b2=Do+not+be&b3=)

Sure. (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=mouth&style=xp&title=Eheh&text=Um%2C+say%2C+if+your+important+document+got.. .+I+dunno%2C+deleted+or+something...+just+in+theor y+of+course.%0D%0AThat+kind+of+thing+doesn%27t+rea lly+happen.+Still%2C+I%27m+curious%2C+how+would+yo u+react%3F&b1=Cry+and+rewrite&b2=Suicide&b3=Throw+the+POS+computer+out+of+the+goddamn+windo w)

It's a valid question. (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=heart&style=xp&title=Installation+complete&text=Hello+user%21+%3C3+Just+here+to+tell+you%2C+t he+application+has+been+successfully+installed.+%5 E_%5E&b1=OK&b2=Wait%2C+%22%5E_%5E%22+and+%22%3C3%22+%3F+Who+wr ites+these+things%3F&b3=)

[Deathosaurus Wrecks]

not appropriate sign material (http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=Good+news+Sally%21&l2=it+was+just+a+rash&l3=&l4=-Dave)
i don't think it likes us (http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=flesh&l2=is+a&l3=design&l4=flaw)

[RagnarofBurland]

You know you've got spyware when... (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=setup&style=xp&title=Warning%3A&text=Application+has+successfully+installed%2C+ple ase+reformat.&b1=OK&b2=Cancel&b2g=x&b3=)

I made me laugh. Ha ha

[Zweihander]

That can't be good. (http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=I&l2=CRAVE&l3=BLOOD&l4=)

Think we should do something? (http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=Oh+god&l2=I%27m+stuck+in+&l3=a+stupid+sign&l4=please+send+help)

That's odd. The blood usually gets off on the second floor. (http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=REDRUM&l2=REDRUM&l3=REDRUM&l4=REDRUM)

[Death by Stabbing]

here's my error message since I was too dumb to link!

[Viridis]

Very fun :) (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=aol_icon&title=Aol+Error&text=The+browser+has+realized+it+hates+your+guts.&b1=OK&b1g=x&b2=&b3=)

[RedScar]

He's bule instead of green (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=aim&title=Bule+Man+appered%21&text=Hey%2C+have+you+met+my+cousin+Cactuar%3F&b1=Yes&b1g=x&b2=No&b2g=x&b3=Get+1000+giga+byted)

The tools of the trade (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=sknife&title=I%27m+lazy&text=The+computer+has+chrashed.+I%27m+too+lazy+to+ fix+it.+What+are+you+gonna+use%3F&b1=Knife&b1g=x&b2=Screwdriver&b2g=x&b3=Monocle)

No that's the stuff (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=cake&title=Food...&text=The+scan+has+detected...+Cake%3F&b1=Let+me+have+it%21&b2=I+don%27t+want+it.&b3=Where%27s+the+cream+filling%3F)

yum (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=fortunecookie&title=Cookies%2C+yum.&text=Use+the+internet+the+Chinease+have+put+cookie s+in+your+computer.&b1=Delete&b2=Ignore&b3=Order+Choc.+Chip)

[lazy man]

My avatar's a sign? (http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=&l2=clever+icon&l3=goes+here.&l4=)

Crap, and here I thought I'd been well hidden... (http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=&l2=I%27M+ONTO+YOU%21&l3=&l4=)

[Flarecobra]

Sometimes you just have to.... (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=hwinfo&style=xp&title=Warning%3A&text=You+computer+has+dectected+an+illegel+activit y.+Please+select+method+of+shutdown&b1=Shotgun&b2=Flamethrower&b3=Sledgehammer)

[Melfice]

I don't know why, but I just had to make these (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v229/shinigamihell/error-disco.png) two... (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v229/shinigamihell/pack-squaredisco.jpg)
I actually like disco music...

[mammothtank]

Oops... Too late. (http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=Look+out%21&l2=Behind+you%21+It%27s...&l3=Oh.+Never+mind.&l4=Ew.)
How cliche (http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=Help%21+I%27M+being+&l2=held+prisoner+in+an&l3=electronic+sign&l4=factory)
You know you're stupid when... (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=bubble_i&style=xp&title=Stupidity+Alert&text=Your+computer+is+aware+of+the+fact+that+you+a re+not+playing+with+a+full+deck.&b1=Dur...+Me+not+dumb%21&b2=Get+some+new+cards.&b3=How+would+it+know%3F)

[Zweihander]

On the other side of the screen, it all looks so easy. (http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=I+want+him+in+the+&l2=Games+until+he+dies&l3=playing.++&l4=End+of+Line.)

[Death by Stabbing]

Fighter's sign (http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=I&l2=Like&l3=Swords&l4=)

This one's good

[CelesJessa]

How do I continue? (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=dya2&style=xp&title=Installation+Complete&text=Installation+is+complete.+Press+%22Okay%22+to +continue.&b1=&b2=Okay&b2g=x&b3=Cancel)

recognise the reference? (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=dya2&style=xp&title=Mortor&text=We+are+invading+Mortor.&b1=One+does+not+just+walk+into+Mordor&b2=It%27s+Mordor%2C+with+a+D&b3=Bring+Ninja+Wizards)

[Elminster_Amaur]

I..uh..rumple monkeys. (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=Attn&title=Welcome%21&text=You+have+entered+chat&b1=I+rumple+monkeys&b2=&b3=)

[RedScar]

The paper kind (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=newspaper2&style=xp&title=Not+again...&text=You+got+news%21&b1=Let+me+see+it&b2=I+don%27t+care+shut+up&b3=AHHH%21+IT%27S+THE+ATTACK+OF+AOL%21)

Seen the movie? (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=bubble_q&style=xp&title=Ad&text=Are+you+tired+of+spilling+hot+water+on+yoursl ef%3F&b1=Ya&b2=Do+you+think+I%27m+that+stupid%3F&b3=Order++Amazing+Wow+Pot)

Just like the cartoons (http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=Please+Back+up+onto&l2=that+red+x+behind+u&l3=...&l4=Where%27s+my+anvil%3F)

[Totsumanu]

Read instuctions (http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=Take+two+steps+to&l2=the+left.That%27s+it.&l3=Now+wait+for+&l4=sniper)
Look out! (http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=Don%27t+look+now&l2=but+Totsu+just&l3=stole+your&l4=underwear.)
Where are they? (http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=Do+you+know+where&l2=your+children+are%3F&l3=I+do.&l4=Bwahahahaha)
Intruders! (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=explor&title=Welcome&text=Internet+Explorer+has+detected+users+trying+t o+log+into+your+system.&b1=Let+them+in.&b2=Give+them+your+info&b3=Block+them+from+system&b3g=x)
Warning! (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=Attn&title=Warning&text=The+system+has+detected+a+dipshit+on+the+keyb oard.&b1=I%27m+not+a+dipshit%21&b1g=x&b2=Kill+self&b3=)
Trash Full (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=garbage2&title=Trash+Full&text=Your+trash+is+full+of+porn.++What+whould+you+ like+to+do%3F&b1=Empty+trash&b2=Dig+in+trash&b3=How+the+hell+did+it+get+there%3F%3F)

[Zephie]

WinErr 322! (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=Attn&style=98&title=There+is+no+error.++All+is+fine.&text=WinErr+322%3A+Erroneous+error.&b1=OK&b2=What.&b3=Ditto.)

WinErr 69 (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=heart&style=xp&title=WinErr+69%3A+Blackmail&text=I%27m+going+to+restart+now+unless+you+give+me +love.&b1=Love+me&b1g=x&b2=Restart&b3=)

You wish (http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=&l2=Free+beer&l3=inside&l4=).

*tips hat to the Irrefutable Bobbo* (http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=&l2=I+like+rice.&l3=&l4=)

[Urge_to_kill_rising]

Back again!
http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=Error4&title=GODDAMMIT%21&text=You+pissed+off+your+computer+for+the+last+tim e.+How+do+you+want+to+die%3F&b1=Suicide&b2=Bomb&b3=Listening+to+the+Spice+Girls
^
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oh well, your computer hated you anyway!
|
v
http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=Error4&title=Zombie+alert&text=Windows+has+detected+a+zombie+eating+your+bra in.+Oh+well.&b1=AAARRRGGGGGGG%21&b2=Damn+you%21%21%21%21%21&b3=uggghhhhh....

http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=explor&title=Query&text=Do+you+know+where+your+children+are%3F&b1=Yes&b1g=x&b2=Hell+no&b3=Whoa%21+I+have+kids%21%3F

[Roland]

Well... Getting lost with a timer sucks (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=Error&style=xp&title=WARNING%21&text=EMERGENCY+IN+SECTOR+3%21%0D%0AEMERGENCY+IN+SE CTOR+3%21%0D%0ATime+Left%3A+2%3A59%3A99&b1=Go+to+fix+it%2C+but+run+out+of+time+before+fini shing+the+boss.&b2=...+there%27s+a+Sector+3%3F&b3=A+timer%3F+I+quit%21)

HK-47: Now with the ability to edit signs. (http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=Query%3A+Do+you+need&l2=somebody+killed+in&l3=a+very+graphic+way%2C&l4=Master%3F)

[Patrat]

This is petty much what some people hink when they see a thread coming to it's end.
http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=Attn&style=xp&title=WARNING%21&text=Thread+Closing+is+iminate%21&b1=Post+as+many+times+as+possible.&b1g=x&b2=FUCK%21&b3=Conserve+the+posts+so+it+lasts+longer.&b3g=x

[RedScar]

Hmmm (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=tux_config&style=xp&title=WARNING%21&text=THe+birds+have+wrenchs+and+overalls.+What+do+ we+do%3F&b1=Run%21&b2=Fight%21&b3=Call+them+a+redneck%21)

Why old people don't use e-mail (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=mail_deleted&style=xp&title=WARNING%21&text=You+forgot+the+stamp+on+your+email.&b1=Put+it+on+then&b2=Uh%2C+it%27s+email&b3=You+put+it+in+the+wrong+spot)

Didn't you! (http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=There%27s+a+girl&l2=+naked+behind+you&l3=&l4=You+looked+didn%27t+u)

[Death Dealer]

I think it's on to something! (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=bulb&style=98&title=Idea&text=Computer+has+figured+out+possible+solution%21&b1=Sticky&b2=Eww...it%27s+sticky...did+you+really...have+to+ do+that%3F&b3=Close+and+Delete)

[Flarecobra]

Well, you can guess what I think of Apples. (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=mac&style=xp&title=You+have+turned+me+on&text=You+have+turned+on+your+Apple+I-SUC.+Please+select+a+menu+option&b1=Continue+to+desktop&b1g=x&b2=&b3=Shut+down)

[Bob The Mercenary]

We've all had this experience. (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=keys3&title=&text=The+location+you+have+chosen%2C+%22bathroom%2 2%2C+is+password+protected.++What+would+you+like+t o+do%3F&b1=Bush&b2=Rent-A-John&b3=Brother%27s+gas+tank)

Computers have feelings too. (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=heart&title=&text=I+love+you.&b1=We%27re+taking+this+too+fast&b2=I%27m+cheating+with+a+MAC&b3=RAM)

[Patrat]

http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=radiation&style=xp&title=Welcome&text=Welcome+to+Nuklearpower.com+%0D%0APrepare+you r+anti-virus&b1=&b2=Continue&b3=
I have a link to a special website the is FULL of those funny Error messages. Pm me if you want it. :P

[BlackMageGirl!]

I really didn't... (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=Attn&style=98&title=Buh%3F&text=I+DIDN%27T+DO+IT%21%21%21&b1=*sounds+airhorns*&b2=Suuuuuure+you+didn%27t....&b3=MAKE+ME+SOME+PIE%21%21)

[Lycanthrope]

http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=mouth&style=98&title=I%27m+not+smiling&text=Its+just+gas&b1=...Okay&b2=&b3=

[Red Mage Black]

Not sure If I should do this... (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=newspaper2&style=xp&title=Uh+oh...&text=Osterbaum+has+been+taken+hostage+by+ninjas+ag ain%2C+what+will+you+do%3F&b1=PWNED&b2=Everybody+was+Kung+Fu+Fighting%21&b3=His+fault+do+nothing&b3g=x)

If there are any spelling errors tell me.

[RedScar]

You know it's coming (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=Attn&style=xp&title=Uh+oh...&text=Post+limit+coming%21&b1=Post+like+crazy&b1g=x&b2=Put+more+items+in+post&b2g=x&b3=Close+thread)

I'm sure it's spelled wrong (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=aol_icon&style=xp&title=Uh+oh...&text=People+now+have+triangle+eyes.&b1=I+can%27t+blink%21&b2=Stupid+polygons&b3=Shrug+hexigonl+shulders)

4th of July (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=bomb&style=xp&title=...+...+...&text=10...%0D%0A9...%0D%0A8...%0D%0A7...&b1=Run&b1g=x&b2=Disarm&b2g=x&b3=Watch+%22Fireworks%22)

[Dragonsbane]

For great INjustice. (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=bomb&style=xp&title=How+are+you+Gentlemen%3F&text=All+your+base+are+belong+to+us%21&b1=What+you+say%3F&b2=Move+zig%21&b3=Make+my+time)

[Toastburner B]

What this thread is thinking. (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=radiation&title=ENOUGH+ALREADY%21%21%21&text=One+more+%22Zero+Wing%22+joke+and+I+will+go+n uclear+on+your+pasty+hide%21&b1=For+Great+Justice%21&b2=Someone+set+us+up+the+bomb%21&b3=All+your+b-...nevermind.)

[Dragonsbane]

Hey, it had to be done. Besides, it's a classic! :p

[synkr0nized]

I've missed this thread.

But I still made a message (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=Attn&style=xp&title=Internet+Stupidity+Level+Warning&text=The+ignorance+detected+has+increased+past+nom inal+levels.++%0D%0AFurther+browsing+may+result+in +the+loss+of+intelligence+%0D%0Aand+degredation+of +cognitive+faculties.+%0D%0APress+OK+to+allow+Wind ows+to+filter+the+stupid.&b1=OK&b2=&b3=Abandon+Reason) or two (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=Error2&style=xp&title=Sorry%2C+Dave.&text=I+can%27t+let+you+do+that.&b1=Remove+Memory&b1g=x&b2=Force-reboot+Hal&b2g=x&b3=Pray%3F) .


These could be fun if given a little thought. You know, beyond the "omg pwned" ones. And some of you delivered.

[Bob The Mercenary]

Name the movie. (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=Attn&title=whiterabbit.obj&text=Uhuhuh%2C+you+didn%27t+say+the+magic+word.++U huhuh%2C+you+didn%27t+say+the+magic+word.++Uhuhuh% 2C+you+didn%27t+say+the+magic+word.++Uhuhuh%2C+you +didn%27t+say+the+magic+word.&b1=Please%21&b2=Reboot&b3=Use+circuit+breakers+in+shed&b3g=x)

[QueenQeeko]

Jarassic Park.

Meh.

[Cloud Strife]

Best I could think up on the fly at four in the morning... >.>

Dedicated to TheDarkKnight. (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=Attn&style=xp&title=Banned.obj&text=404+error%3A++User+not+found.++Please+go+away +and+don%27t+bother+us+again%21+%5E_%5E&b1=...Buh%3F&b2=What%3F%21&b3=*bows*++Yes+master.+*leaves*) ^_^

[CHICAGO¤lollie]

Hey, it had to be done. Besides, it's a classic! :p
Or is it? (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=bubble_q&title=Question+of+the+Day&text=Should+%22Zero+Wing%22+remain+to+be+known+as+ a+keeper+of+limitless+classic+jokes%3F&b1=Yes&b2=No&b3=How+can+it+fly+if+it+has+no+wings%3F%21)

O_o

[Red Mage Black]

Just when you thought your day couldn't get worse... (http://atom.smasher.org/error/?icon=setup&style=xp&title=Installing+Virus+Files&text=About+to+install+all+virus%27s+known+to+man+p lease+wait...&b1=&b2=&b3=)