The Burger King man comercials

[Aerozord]

I am sure this has been brought up but I have to do it again.

So we are clear I am talking about those Burger King comercials where the people open their windows to see a man dressed up like a king in a plastic mask holding a burger. Personally I dont care if he was holding a plate of 50s its just plain disturbing to wake up and see that. Am I the only one that finds that thing creapy?

[VA_Ninja]

Weirdest. Commercials. Ever.

Especially the one where the guy wakes up and the Burger King Man is in bed next to him. I'd scream my lungs out if I saw that horror upon waking up.

[Loyal]

Okay, good. So I'm not the only one who found that commercial disturbing and just plain creepy...

Especially the "King's" facial expression... That should not exist on a face!!

[The Argent Lord]

I have one word... err, picture for you:
http://www.geocities.com/jalathas/burgerking.bmp

[VA_Ninja]

I have one word... err, picture for you:
http://www.geocities.com/jalathas/burgerking.bmp
You just won the forums.

[WanderingWombat]

*laughing* Oh, this contest is over. Give that man the ten thousand dollars!

[Deathosaurus Wrecks]

psht, whatevah. the King is awsome, i'd hang out with that guy anyday.

[The_Bear]

Revolution! The king has abused his power over beef parties for too long! But yeah, I found those commercials hilarious/slightly odd. I epecially love the one where he teleports, TELEPORTS I SAY, through a window. Hehe, kind of reminds me of that SSB commercial back in the day.

[Arlia Janet]

Yeah, I was the one who was initially freaked out by him.
http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showthread.php?t=6004

He's still freaky and the reason I sleep with pepper spray by my bed.


EDIT- Oh, if you were wondering what the "zombie car commercial" was, click here at your own risk. (http://www.princeton.edu/~ccaro/mist_or_ghost.html)

[Kikuichimonji]

McDonalds should so launch a group of counter-commercials with the slogan "Sleep with the Queen."

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What?

[Krylo]

I think that counter-commercial would work much much better used by Dairy Queen.

Really, McDonald's is a clown thing.

[Elminster_Amaur]

Heh, if Dairy Queen countered with that, then I'd imagine that Burger King would counter them with another commercial. It would go: "Go to bed with the Queen, and you'll have to deal with the King." And have that King chasing someone down, or something.

[TheI3rokenspiral]

Very disturbing indeed. The one where the King is in bed with the guy is even worse. I'd have to stabbity him right away.

[HigherFat]

The proper way to counter-commercial would be to actually have the king receiving a severe beating for trespassing on private property. like those beer commercials with the refs stealing beer, and getting chased by the cops. advertising gold i tells ya!

[Aerozord]

I am wondering how the Jolly Green Giant got soccer mom calls and no one seems to be pushing for that THING to be taken off the air.

I dont care who you are, you wake up to see that and you will be cleaning your sheets. Weren't there horror movies with people wearing masks that have that same expression.

PS (counter commercial) Guy wakes up and sees the king. *wait for it* guy screams and runs into another room. Guy comes back with a shotgun (insert bat if censored) and fires a round followed by much beating. *heavy breaths* Hmm...I feel like a (insert rival sandwich)

[Witness1]

The proper way to counter-commercial would be to actually have the king receiving a severe beating for trespassing on private property. like those beer commercials with the refs stealing beer, and getting chased by the cops. advertising gold i tells ya!

Budwiser is great at doing counter-advertiseing. When Miller used the "President of Beers" comericals,( where a spokesperson for Miller and a Clydesdale had a debate over which beer was better), Budwiser launched radio ads with the two lizards. They talked about how lame the commerical was and tore Miller apart. They explained that Miller was bought by a South American Brewing company, so was not eligable for there "Presedent of Beers".

Back on Topic, I dont have a problem with The King. Its a hell of alot better then there other commericals.

[Aerozord]

well the topic isn't so much the quality or affectiveness of the commercial but how creepy the King thing is

[Deathosaurus Wrecks]

whats wrong with you people? he is a kind and benevolent monarch. he brings his subjects meat sandwiches, straight to thier bedsides! so what if his evil half brother, Taco Prince, horribly disfigured him with a chicken quesadillia during the Burger Coup of 1983?

[Toastburner B]

whats wrong with you people? he is a kind and benevolent monarch. he brings his subjects meat sandwiches, straight to thier bedsides!

I think the "bedside" thing is what creeps most people out. I mean, come on...when you wake up, you are not at your overall best, and to have someone see you in that condition is something very few people want...especially if it is a creepy mask wearing pyscho handing out sandwinches.

[Shoraru]

After originally seeing the commercial, I had fears that if i went into a Burger King, a freaky man would jump out at me and either kill or otherwise hurt me. To this day whenever I'm in public, I always have a bottle of a special brew of scents (I nicknamed it Pumba) that when you smell it, your senses will overload and may cause you to get knocked out.

Oh yeah and Subway should stop having crappy commericals about how there sandwichs promote health lifestles (at the bottom of every commercial they have minute font that says the results are not common) and start having commericals that are say a bit more action themed.

[Squall Leonhart]

The Bob and George Community has already started a campaign against this kind of promotion... (http://bobandgeorge.com/Fancomics/Ninja/213n.png)

[PyrosNine]

Yeah, that's that metlord guy. Pay real close attention to the eyes if you don't get it. Man, if I ever woke up with that guy anywhere near me, I'd burn my house down just to make sure he's dead. It's not just because I burn everything, but I'm already scared of anything that has a weird smile and just sits there, staring at me!

Just....staring....with that sick smile...that inhuman smile... Why? Why does it smile so?
THE SMILLLLLLLEEEEE!

[Technocrack]

As someone who has, in fact, worked at the dreaded Burger King monarchy, I can say, with utmost certainty, that the King is real and he is more terrifying than you can possibly imagine.

He sits there, whip in hand, screaming obscenities as he flails away at his captive slaves, whipping them into a bloodthirsty frenzy. If one of his servants shall fall, the others are driven by madness to brutally maim their fallen coworker, stripping his flesh from his bones and using it to fuel their unholy, dark experiments!

The King is real, people... And his time is nigh. Lock your doors, arm yourselves... I'm just lucky I escaped alive.

Fear the revolution.

[Elmer J.]

He's teamed up with Vader now!!!

I mean, there's a new ad where he and Vader just sit there...
Breathing at each other.

[Loyal]

Good Guthix, a double-disturbance! Not only has the King been made creepier than ever before, but Star Wars is easily beating the records for 'Biggest sellout ever'.

*Imagines the comercial* *Shudders*

[ZoneHunter1]

I thought the commercial was just hilarious for the fact that it is the biggest waste of a good series in years.

[Azisien]

Unfortunately I haven't seen any of these commercials you people speak of...until yesterday. But it wasn't the ones you guys seemed creeped out over. Nonetheless it made me think of this thread....

The King and Vader were staring at each other, breathing back and forth, never speaking a word. Then they both stop, and both restart at the exact same time. I laughed, honestly. It was funny. :P

This is my impression of the King, so I suppose I'm a supporter, har har. :cool:

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

one of my friends says he wants to be the burger king man and stand outside peoples windows handing them burgers.
he also points out he wont be getting a job with burger king ever so i think hes gonna rent a costume and just stand outside of peoples houses all night until they wake up.

[Chaos Sepher]

The Burger King's fear has also spread to Neo Monster Island (http://www.neomonsterisland.com/a_archives/015/738/1.html)

[mauve]

I think the scariest thing in the known universe (with the exception of being eaten alive by rabid moogles) would be to wake up in the middle of the night and, while still groggy, looking out the window to stare into the demonic plastic face of the Burger King. Never blinking, never moving, the strange whistling sound of breath leaving and entering his plastic lungs... That, my friends, is the face of pure evil. I would NOT want to live in his kingdom. It would be a world of nightmare and horror. Even more so than the dreaded Land of Children's Educational Television.

Ugh. I wonder what the Dairy Queen looks like...

[Chaos Sepher]

I know this is an old topic, but I just found this stunning news on VGcats.

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/extras/king.gif

All I'll say it, we should have seen this coming.

[P-Sleazy]

OH ME GODS!!! I Betcha Micheal Jackson was framed by the King all those months ago to throw the trail off of him!

If i ever wake up to see the King in my bed, MY BED, I will personally beat the shiznit out of him and strap him on the next rocket to space if I get the chance...unless he gets to me first......................

have you guys seen the Vader commercial where the guy wins a million and Vader rings the doorbell and tells the guy hes his father? that was hilarious. atleast there was no king in that one.

[Viktor Von Russia]

have you guys seen the Vader commercial where the guy wins a million and Vader rings the doorbell and tells the guy hes his father? that was hilarious. atleast there was no king in that one.
That was a Skittles commercial, I believe.

About that VG Cats um...thing: Really, are we all that surprised? The guy can move quickly and silently. He can slip into someone's bed without waking them up. Who knows what else this guy's been doing.

[Fenris]

What strikes me about them is that if somebody dressed up in a king outfit, is standing outside the window when they wake up and offers you food, that they decide, hey, it's harmless! I'll just take a little bite of this burger offerred to me from some guy I don't know who was standing outside my window all night long. If they don't get poisoned, that'll be news to me.

[P-Sleazy]

That was a Skittles commercial, I believe.

About that VG Cats um...thing: Really, are we all that surprised? The guy can move quickly and silently. He can slip into someone's bed without waking them up. Who knows what else this guy's been doing.

thank god you guys arent using the King as one of your ninja if hes so silent and quick and stuff. What a horrible way for the Pirates to die. thats almost SURE DEATH for the pirates!

[ElfLad]

You don't know what the King even puts in the burgers. It's worse than you think...

(BTW, that wasn't mayo. o_0)

[imaginaryjoe]

www.sithsense.com

it 20 questions, but with Darth Vader. and sometimes if you stump him, the Burger King will come out and give him tips