hey, I'll bet you know how to upgrade a computer.

but I'm not just going to bug you like an ass, no not me.

Instead I'll just ask politely if it might be ok to ask you a few questions involving swapping parts on a desktop pc.

Feel free to eat my soul for such audacity.

College takes too long. I've decided to make my money the old fashioned way.

too bad dance lessons are so damned expensive!

I can't think of anything constructive to say here.

Are you a doctor yet?