I'm on now! But I'm getting offline soon.

I guess I have been pretty scarce on all chatting apparatuses.

Jessa you should get on aim sometime I miss you.

I AM PROVIDING AMUSEMENT

Hmmm. I rather like Cheesecake. Or I could just ransom it for FMA and MGS goods.

We'll find you some other mind altering substance then. As ransomers of the world I'm sure there's something.

Well I'm not a big beer person, but I'm cool with the harems and tacos!

And thank you!

What else would we want?

Also happy birthday

Wait, give up the giant colony and weapon for harems, tacos, and beer?

We use the fabled 'six degrees of separation' to enslave all world governments into building us a space rocket and build a moon colony with a gigantic multiple use weapon that causes vast terrestrial damage. And then basically give it up for the equivalent of harems, tacos, and beer.