What other stereotypes are there. . .we're always nice to the poor and the small, and we're honest. Those are mostly true. We have huge breasts, that's a lie. At least mine are tiny.
We have such excellent freedom of speech that all the white power music in Europe gets produced here. Not sure if that's an achievement, but at least it shows a determined commitment to democracy. >_>
...Oh, that avatar's actually you?
...Damn. I was hoping you weren't actually attractive enough to merit those assumptions you made that I was seriously hitting on you.
...Turns out you were quite justified!
I know only one local with blonde hair actually, and she colors it red. It's a weak gene, and it was a thousand years ago Sweden's international reputation was established. . .
You're only five foot three?
So does every other person in Sweden have to bend down and/or sit down in order to see your face?
At least tell me you're blonde. I don't want every last one of my illogical Swedish stereotypes to be disproven.
I assumed you'd gone through enough of my post history to find out all about my being Swedish and how the stereotypes are all wrong, mr big-shot history writer. :p
I wasn't even referring to the grammatical error, although it appears I did just inadvertently learn that you're at least part Swedish.
Protip: If you're paranoid about the possibility that a guy is secretly crushing on you, the last thing you should tell him is anything that might lead him to believe you're of Scandinavian descent.
I'm just sayin'.
So, Miss Blonde, Six Foot Swedish Supermodel: How you doin'?
