HEY! HEY MAUVE! I'M FINE! AND STUFF. STUFF AND FINE!

HEY RAIDEN! HEY! RAIDEN!

Long time no see! How've ya been?

Everyone knows that Squirtle is the better option for taking over the world.

But I'm raising an army of them to help me take over the woooorrrld.

Our profile has been overrun by orange lizards with strange fashion sense. You should get your profile sprayed.

Link has a PhD in Pimpology. He is the uber pimp.

Ladies trip over themselves to be his love interest, but he always chooses the cold and indifferent Zelda.

Ooh, you're going for a PhD? Awesome!!

I'll bet Link doesn't have a PhD. You've one upped him in that regard.

Not my fault I screwed up my credits in freshman year so I have to stay for a fifth year for my BA in Psychology, and then have to spend another four years getting my PhD!

...wait, I guess that kinda is my fault.

I'll consider you my peer if it makes you feel better. PEEEER. FOR THE NEXT TWENTY DAYS. PEEEEEER. ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS.


Although I've already graduated college, so technically that makes me automatically more grown up than you anyway. :P

Kids? Lady, until the next 20 days we're still the same age.

Peers. PEERS.

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS.

And I wish I were Link. The dude had more girlfriends than fingers on his hands.