Hmm! I think it sounds like a solid plan. What's step 2?

Step 1: You cry at people and say how could yoouuuuuuuu bwaaaaahhhhhhh. They go to comfort you. I hit them in the back of the head and slip the Slave Crown on!

Agreed, So we will need to think of a new plan.

Any plan that results in damage to my bits is a bad plan.
As is any plan that involves losing your hat.

I think getting kneed in the crotch and maybe blown up.

What were the results?

Hmmmm... I don't know if that would work. I read a star wars book where some alien tried that and it didn't have the intended results.

Pheromones that cause people to have irresistable urges towards us?

How should we do it?

Let's come up with plans