...Are you conceding there are multiple parallel realities out there?
Because if so, I need to jump into the parallel reality where you're still single and woo you into realizing that I am your true love.

[SPOILER]I'm tempted to now place odds on the likelihood you won't realize this was a joke...

This is like having quantum conversations across multiple parallel realities at once. O_o

Not the subject in itself, just how it's perceived in the popular consciousness. Didn't you see my massively complimenting picture in the history thread? :U

"Obviously, history is supposed to be boring." Are you insinuating that my topic is boring?
...You're on thin ice, miss: Your celestial biography is in jeopardy!

Obviously, history is supposed to be boring. But if you keep going at it no matter how little people care you get +respect from those who do read it. It's like the opposite of selling out.

What? You think I'm not writing the history?!?
Oh no. That history is still on.
(Won't stop me from writing jokes about it, though. Like how a half-kidding thread about pursuing a barista, written in all of fifteen minutes, is apparently considerably more popular than like the seven hours of work so far I've invested into the history chapters.)

Aww, you're not going to write the histories? Wait, that probably means you're going to write a history about me. Now, that'd be a terrific present. *subtle hint*

Yes, if you can't afford that plan with a few dozen ugly guys a superb way to woo a woman is to write her a glowing biography. Although some might be creeped out by stalker vibes, it shows you're really trying to get to know her. And if you do get her spot on, well, everyone likes being understood.

I'm ranting.

I was thinking about it, but then I remembered you can see the past versions of a post if you click the "edited by" link. There's no getting away from your past. :P

Hahaha are you seriously going to retroactively edit all your posts years after the fact just in the hopes that it somehow impacts my narrative. :P
"Oh, look here at this post Invisible Queen made back in 2005...wow, she predicted a 'great guy' named 'Solid Snake' would one day become a famous lawyer!"

Your excuse is better than mine, I'm looking at my post history just because I'd a feeling you would do it.