Okay, this is silly, but I actually asked my brother if you looked Mexican, just to make sure my perception was really incorrect, and he said you're "not caucausian."

So, just to let you know, you're totally Mexican. I figured it out, 'n stuff. It's not like your last name or grandparents speaking spanish or making tortillas from scratch had anything to do with it.

From now on you are my latino lover, and I am your fraulein.

You are back. Hurray!

Sorry for doubting your Mexican-ness. I blame living in a mostly integrated and accepting society that doesn't distinguish between races. Or maybe poor eyesight. What colour is your hair again?

DO I KNOW YOU??? I have the feeling we've met before.

I think I just need to see your face more

When I was born.

Last time I checked you looked like a well tanned mostly caucasian dude. >_> When did you become a minority?

state run liquor stores are for commies and latter day saints.

It stands for "Fuck you, buying alcohol in convenience stores is only for Americans and Quebecois."

its the OHIDONTKNOWBECAUSEIMNOTCANADIAN :P

Psst, it's LCBO, not ICBO.

Barista hookers!