Buut I don't remember my childhood any differently. Popeye must have gone to the wrong timeline.

Popeye Eats some spinach, Punches through the fabric of Spacetime, Goes back to your childhood, and Kicks the ass of that kid who always picked on you in School, Now you LOVE him.

You lose.

Turns out you DON'T really love me!

Seriously I was sitting here all
"What the fuck is this shit? *crack knuckles*"

Hey I thought we were friends already. Welp. We are now.

We'll Sea about that!

I'm never eating lobster again!

I... wa.... GODDAMMIT

I heard David Carradine's last words were "I put on my rope and wizard hat".

One of us should make a pun thread.

Not it!

OKay, to frame that better, do a pun involving both magic and sex.