I was gonna do Gilgamesh's whole bit that he did when he cursed the whore, but yeah, I went with Eternal Darkness.

Yeah, seriously. What's up with that man? You're letting us all down.

I <3 Giygas/Giegue/Giyig. I don't know why I don't have a tattoo of him already.

Hurrah! Someone noticed my avvie!

I'm bad at paying attention to morals, unfortunately.

I'm pretty sure the moral of this story is to always do what I say. Forever. Starting with giving me all your money.

I DON'T KNOW!

I TOLD YOU NOT TO. WHY OH WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN?

Okay, we can move and shake... But can we shimmy and shake?

And yet we still lack any shakers.