Well, I was going to give you some pointless rep for all those smarmy-ass emoticons you put in discussion, but apparently I have to "spread the rep around," so this will have to suffice.
What you should've done was allow Zilla like 3 or so more accounts, each with around the same post count and rep. The difference would be in the avatar, having Sarah change more and more through the thread to become Queen of Blades. That would be so cool. Oh well.