In all seriousness, what did you want?

Does it involve government secrets and covert operations? Because the last time this happened I traded nuklear secrets to the Soviets in exchange for a bottle of vodka and a box of Twinkies.

I have a vitally important proposition for you.
I repeat: It is a proposal of vital importance.
...And no, I'm not asking to marry you. (I don't have a thing for dragons, and what would Thadius think?)