That's exactly what I used to say. But I'll have to say I haven't noticed any of the drawbacks.

Except the 140 character limit. Sometimes it spurs creative solutions, other times you just write extra messages.

I understand if you stand on your principles though. How about the yaplet chat then?

I do not do Twitter.
I will never do Twitter.
I boycott it on principle. 140 character limit? Names like "Twitter" and "tweets?" Belonging as a member to a social marketing tool dominated by hacks, trolls, corrupt politicians, and annoying celebrities?
I'll take my chances of being that old-fashioned guy who posts public messages on NPF.

Changing topic as fast as possible, do you do Twitter? That seems to be where most NPF back-and-forth messaging happens these days. I'm not sure how it's better than this thing, except it instantly reports new messages. . .but try it if you got nothing better to do.

I have no idea what a pity-boink is.
...Please don't tell me. I'm far better off not knowing.

Aww, now I want to throw you a pity-boink.

How does Superman do that thing where he inspires everyone instead of making them feel small. . .

Bah, if you think I have a chance in hell at acquiring a week-long heartjerking windswept romantic tryst with anyone, let alone Barista Girl, you have me mistaken with James Bond. Or Nikose.

I'll just settle for whining about my ineptitude here at NPF and eventually I'll go back to law school and start working twelve hours a day again. You don't know how lucky you are. Between the two of us, you definitely made the right decision as to where to invest your work.

Yeah, it's a constant topic of discussion. We're all very lucky to have each other.

But don't you worry. I'm sure your suffering won't be endless. C:

Or, I don't know, love takes a lot of work. Maybe it's just different priorities, you got law school, doing important things. Maybe only jobless slackers have time for twu wuv. You'll have to settle for a week-long heartjerking windswept romantic tryst with barista-girl. Go get her!

So is your boyfriend in this threesome aware of just how lucky he is?
Because really, you should remind him just how lucky he is.

Also as a brief aside I consider this absolute proof that there is no God: what kind of benevolent, caring omnipotent being would give a carefree artist a threesome while inflicting such suffering onto a poor, struggling, hard-working law student? What kind of world has karma that works this way?!?

I did mention I was in a committed relationship. . .wanted to soft up your head before getting to the hard stuff.

You have both in the sense that you have both a girlfriend and a boyfriend?
I mean am I reading that correctly?

If so, why didn't you tell me this earlier?
If not, stop toying with me!!!