Yeah, Lord knows I almost stopped reading right after the first sentence. And it's not like the creep thing is the lovingly detailed focus of the story.

Thank God, y'know, because I'm not sure if we even would have had a response for that in our repertoire.

I do find it interesting that nobody bothered to read enough of that fanfic to notice the downright godawful creepy rapishness.

I mean I looked over it and was like, oh, right, Kirby.

Crispen Fucking Glover for Riddler, indeed.