I am indeed!

You're purple!

LIES!

I'm totally more of a fuschia. Or is it magenta? Whatever.

Also, "mauve" IS a shade of purple. So NYAAAH!

YOU'RE NOT MAUVE

YOU'RE PURPLE AT BEST

*points to a moogle waddling toward you*

.....WHAT WAS THAT FOR!??!

OhmygodMauve! Look out! *shoves over*

But that means you HAVE bear traps. Its anathema to my favored weapon!

??? What? When have I ever said anything against..... Oh, oh, are you talking about what I said to PyrosNine? I was referring specifically to Smokey the Bear. Because that's Pyros' natural enemy.

What do you have against Bears!

I need them for my Spears!