The difference between Fifth and I is that I might actually feel bad about this!

maybe!

I'm not exactly in knife-fighting shape at the moment. I'm going to need to start some form of strict diet and exercise regimen.

you wound me deeply sir

I'm thinking knife fight, circa mid 70's with pompadour hairstyles and nifty switchblades. Michael Jackson leather jacket is mandatory.

this will be the anachronistic battle royal to end all anachronistic battle royals!

Does anyone else imagine the poster behind the "lol's" is Fifthfiend?
Honestly, no matter how many times I see it, or who is posting it, I can't help but get that image in my head, and it almost makes me laugh out loud every time.

this has little to nothing to do with Mauve Mage, who I don't even know.

hello! nice to meet you!