Are we an "Anti-Zombie" Survival Army, an Anti-"Zombie Survival" Army, or just a bunch of people who just want to kick a bunch of undead asses?

You decide!

Isn't "Survival army" kind of an oxymoron?

Being in the army doesn't mean you'll survive. Especially if you're in a zombie movie.

Unless you're us. Because we're smart enough to be a Survival Army. Emphasis on Survival.

Or Army. Whichever works.

Well I mean, an army's purpose is to kill things, not to survive. You don't put together and train large groups of people to kill things just to survive. An army has a specific purpose in mind. Kill the bad guys. Granted surviving is kind of a secondary goal.

"You don't win a war by dying for your country. You win a war by making the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." -Patton

I'm pretty sure survival is a high-priority matter.

Something tells me that joining this group won't ever do a damn thing for me.

but it just might be the most important decision of my life, so I figure better safe than sorry.

or safe than a reanimated cannibal-corpse which hungers incessantly for the still warm flesh of the living.

So, are we gonna fight zombies or hide from zombies? Cuz I have master plans for both...

It really depends on what zombies we're up against.

For example - if its Redeads, we'll have to master the power of song.

I say we attempt to commandeer some form of interplanetary vehicle and relocate the survivors to a planet with a terraformable atmosphere.

Anyone know anything about artificial atmosphere production?