mauve

I'm not exactly in knife-fighting shape at the moment. I'm going to need to start some form of strict diet and exercise regimen.

Are we doing the mexican-knife-fight thing where we tie our wrists together? We totally should.

you wound me deeply sir

I'm thinking knife fight, circa mid 70's with pompadour hairstyles and nifty switchblades. Michael Jackson leather jacket is mandatory.

this will be the anachronistic battle royal to end all anachronistic battle royals!

Does anyone else imagine that Funka Genocide is a stupid jerk who everybody hates?

Well you don't have to imagine at all because that's what he is!

Does anyone else imagine the poster behind the "lol's" is Fifthfiend?
Honestly, no matter how many times I see it, or who is posting it, I can't help but get that image in my head, and it almost makes me laugh out loud every time.

this has little to nothing to do with Mauve Mage, who I don't even know.

hello! nice to meet you!

THAT'S WHAT.

MAUVEOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

But that means you HAVE bear traps. Its anathema to my favored weapon!

What do you have against Bears!

I need them for my Spears!

You can has cookie too, and I already am being chased by a sentient fire extinguisher. He's named Smokey! Smokey the bear!

Protect me! He knows where I live!