CelesJessa

how do you pronounce three "w"s?

SNIIIIPEEEEEEEEER *TACKLE*

We'll find you some other mind altering substance then. As ransomers of the world I'm sure there's something.

What else would we want?

Also happy birthday

We use the fabled 'six degrees of separation' to enslave all world governments into building us a space rocket and build a moon colony with a gigantic multiple use weapon that causes vast terrestrial damage. And then basically give it up for the equivalent of harems, tacos, and beer.

Step 1: You cry at people and say how could yoouuuuuuuu bwaaaaahhhhhhh. They go to comfort you. I hit them in the back of the head and slip the Slave Crown on!

Any plan that results in damage to my bits is a bad plan.
As is any plan that involves losing your hat.

What were the results?

Pheromones that cause people to have irresistable urges towards us?

Let's come up with plans