Raiden

Sounds about par for the course, from the sporkings I've read of those stories. Is she doing it to overcome her various sources of angst?

But damned if "Rose" as a name isn't just about the biggest Mary-Sue magnet of a name I've ever heard. (When the authors don't whip up a "special" name like Krystelleonatica Silver Unicorn BreezeWing.)

I submit to you that their is not enough wrong with your avatar. Good day!

"DO IT OR I"LL GRAB YOUR CROTCH AGAIN!"

"You are the worst president ever!"

I see the Luigi crying but the Kiwi Creampuff? *squints*

You only wish you had ears as big as mine. It's what all the ladies like.

Yeah Raiden, the Pyro is the gift of the world, a gentle flower that coincidentally enjoys setting flame on fire.

He also kills spies! He can take James Bond!

Clearly, he is a godsend.

And my life schedule is always busy! Sometimes where I'm taking a nap, there is noise! And I have to find another place to nap! Why, just yesterday, the neighbor started mowing his lawn (at Christmas!) and I had to sleep on his cold, dead body to find some peace and quiet.

Oh, you mean breathe. Breathe, with an E. Breathe, the verb defining the action of drawing a breath. :p

And Pyro doesn't need to breathe. He runs on joy and happiness instead of air.

Because it makes him more awesome. He's like Daft Punk: Weird helmets somehow increase levels of spiffiness. The added awesome gives him an extra edge against crit rockets and angry, angry spies who get sick of having their ultra-flammable suits set on fire.

Also: "Harder to BREATH?" XD

Also Also: Pyro beats Scout AND Female Scout because he's just that cool. It's the gas mask.

D'awwww, why no love for the li'l Pyro? Look at how cuddly and adorable he is!

You sir obviously have little understanding of the deep and sensitive nature of the Pyro as he frolics in his natural habitat!!