PyrosNine

Well, my name is not my full name.

It should read The Eternal Newb.

Which doesn't become inaccurate, cause, y'know, eternal.

I KNOW! What the heck were they thinking?

It may or may not be related to why I dislike Zero-Suit Samus' character design so much.

But then another bear will take my Pickanick baskets, eh you two?

Just set out picnic baskets.

Everybody knows there's no better bait for bears.

We'll have to build you some sort of anti-Smokey fallout shelter.... Something with copious amounts of bear traps.


And spikes. Lots of spikes.

You're a kitty! *glomp*

Why thank you, O Great Pyros of the Nine. May you never meet a sentient fire extinguisher with an intense dislike of cats!

I can has cookie too?

Where's my cookie?!