...So I was bored in class today so I randomly typed in "NonCon tumblr" into Google to see if I could find your tumblr account since you mentioned you had one and all
...And like, I just now learned that apparently NonCon wasn't just a random name you chose but actually is some sort of slang word for gay sex?
...Because all the sudden like, every link, it was hordes of yaoi
(I wouldn't have complained or anything except I was in class and several people were sitting behind my computer screen)
Neato! Like I say, I'm somewhat acquainted with the guy because we frequent the same Red Dwarf website, and he also writes a webcomic that's pretty good (Jump Leads), so I figured he could bring something interesting to vidjagame journalism, too.
God, it only took me forever and a day to realize you were formally known as NonCon. I was getting really paranoid all of a sudden that someone he been on the boards for as long as you have, with so many posts to boot, without me noticing at all until now.
Pretty sure if we both just pretend it never happened within the week nobody will remember we agreed on something.
If anybody asks about it just play dumb.
Man, I thought I'd like this place but you're a bunch of NonCons, and since nontards never want to listen to anything Niques say and always bash them and make them feel bad for holding the views they hold, screw it, I'm out of here. Toodles and thanks for making my kind feel unwelcome (I AM POSTING THIS HERE TO USE FOR FUTURE REFERENCE)
Just randomly clicked your profile. Turns out I'm actually a few months older than you. This is COMPLETELY intolerable! I was under the impression I was the youngest on the forum. Fix this immediately with some time shenanigans.