Rejected Again

His Spinach destroyed, and nothing else to do, He exerts the maximum force of his already considerable super strength to combat the mech fleets. Wave after wave is sent after him, until the final batallion is sent in, they take their toll on him, backing him into the corner of a building destroyed in the melee. when sudenly, a massive figure looms on the horizon:

Bluto Charges forwards and picks the massively be-forearmed Seaman up by the shoulders
"Aints Nobodies But ME gets ta Kills ya!"

He pulls a can of spinach out of his pocket and feeds it to popeye.

Popeye then punches all of the Mechs, Transforming them into further cans of spinach as a stirring refrain is heard.

Devouring his fuel, he proceeds to punch through the internet, and kick you so hard in the nuts you go flying into space.

You lose.

Ironically enough, younger members of the forum (post count wise) don't count for much in the way of rep, so I actually didn't get bonus points for that, but I appreciate the sentiment. XD