Magic_Marker

I did warn you. Had a swap asterisk and everything.

That's my 19 year old Snowshoe. Back away from the kitty slowly! lol

Comic character Mecha Mac is a cyborg

Hey Look it's the Witness who will be scared witless!!

Well no one smart would want to live there.

Oh okay. So if I get in a fight in Oaklahoma, will you help me. Cause technically I am insulting my self in that situation.

JERK *runs off and cries*

I have never seen, nor care about SPongebob. He pushes the gay agenda.

I'm in your profile, clicking your links.

...Man, it didn't take very long for me to instantly regret clicking on your user profile.
(Particularly when I'm in a public coffee house browsing NPF. I'm pretty sure the people behind my laptop are now thoroughly convinced I'm into Link yaoi.)
...NonCon, stop corrupting everyone with your silly shenanigans!