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Kepor 07-30-2009 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Flarecobra (Post 954993)
Especally when one officer, who has had 4 years of college mind you, couldn't tell a male lion from a female lion.

Trick question! Lions are asexual! They reproduce by fission!

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Originally Posted by Nique (Post 955278)
They should make a movie about TV Tropes.

Why/how? It's a wiki. They could make a documentary about it, but who wants to learn?

Although I could see something like The Labyrinth, where some chick's little brother gets lost in it and she has to go in and find him which is interesting because it's a web page and only exists in a virtual medium but hey.

And it has David Bowie.

The Sevenshot Kid 07-30-2009 12:10 AM

I have another one that happened to me. In a few year books I jokingly wrote, "If somebody offers you drugs remember what to say. Please and thank you." And as a part of an injoke I wrote, "You owe me a brownie." It was less than a week before graduation.
My principal tried to kick me out, which would mean summer school, and my favorite teacher agreed with him. She even asked my friend, "What's a brownie?" Completely deadpan he told her, "It's a baked, chocolatey treat."

I didn't get expelled but

The Sevenshot Kid 07-30-2009 12:13 AM

my old teachers think Im a pothead. I was a straight A student and I want to be a cop. I was just joking about manners; I would never touch drugs.

Nique 07-30-2009 12:41 AM

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Although I could see something like The Labyrinth, where some chick's little brother gets lost in it and she has to go in and find him which is interesting because it's a web page and only exists in a virtual medium but hey.
I think it would be more like that episode of Futurama where Fry is trying to save Bender and Leela but he can't because he's addicted to Slurm, with TV Trope pages taking the place of the extra-concentrated Slurm.

Kyanbu The Legend 07-30-2009 01:06 AM

Back in 10th grade at my High school (PTHS) during spring 2005. A friend of mine who was running for class president next year, decided to break dance in front of the A cafe (PTHS has 2 cafes one for 9th - 10th graders, and the other for 11th - 12th graders). It was because of that little show that he won the election. Even though everyone only voted for him for the hell of it and started to regret it a year later (of course he did live up to the job and did few great things, like get cheese fries on the lunch menu again even though it was only for a year and a half.)

Then there was my entire senior class trip to Florida during my finally year at high school. Ahh good times :) I remember it so well (hope I never forget it!).

Day 1: Everyone who's going arrives at the school (There were 90 students that wanted to go) at around 5 - 6 am. We have few laughs, play a few video games, dress up some random student who was asleep on the floor against the wall as a hobo a take photos (he was pissed when he found out but he got over it within a few hours or so). Anyway the buses ran a little late so we had to hurry on to them so that we don’t miss our flight (by the way it recently snowed here in new jersey around that time so we we’re all really looking forward to this), and depart from the school at around 8 – 9 am. So as we approach the airport, the bus driver misses our turn, so she decides to back up on a highway, in an attempt to go down the exit leading to the airport. As we are doing that a police officer pulls us over. Talking about how dangerous it was to be backing up on a highway (even though there were no cars coming when we attempted it plus only a little over half the bus passed the exit in the first place so we were still good).

Anyway the cop gives her a ticket, as the rest of our buses are pretty much at the airport now. But he decides to let us back up and make the turn and even agrees to help us out a bit (what a cool cop). So as we’re backing up another cop starts screaming at us. It seems we were backing up into his car (almost on top of it LOL, but no real damage was done to his car). He gets out and screams at the bus driver but the other cop that was helping us clamed him down and explained that we really didn’t see him so it was mostly his fault. He agrees to let us slide although the bus driver is now in real trouble (I don’t know how things went down after we left but since she showed up to pick some of us up a week later, I assume everything turned out ok) Anyway we finally managed to arrive at the airport and meet up with the rest of the seniors. Lucky for us, our plane was delayed thanks to the snow. We were happy to hear that… at first anyway.

We were at that airport for 10 hours before our plane arrived. Any longer and we’d all be camping out side on the runway singing campfire songs in our undergarments. But at least we had the plane all to our selves (made me feel famous). After arriving at Florida at around 10pm, (yeah we missed our first day which we were going to spend at universal studios -_-), We all end up get separated at the airport while we waited for our tour bus to show up who was running late (at least there was no snow down at Florida). It took her 1 hour to get to us. After getting to and checking into our hotel (we almost ended up sleeping somewhere else but one of the teachers managed to convince the hotel owner to let us stay there for the week). After eating some pizza, and playing yugioh with my roommates, we all decided to get some rest. Hoping tomorrow would be better.

phil_ 07-30-2009 01:07 AM

Hey, Gunslinger, I haven't been paying much attention, but I've seen two double posts by you tonight. Try not to do that, ok? I'm not trying to be harsh or anything, it just keeps things clean.

Going off of Nique's post on the earlier thread, I've had someone threaten to cut off my head and pour butter down my neck because, after grandma said she couldn't have butter, I didn't put butter on her grandkids' popcorn they were sharing with her when they got a refill. It's not really movie worthy, but it's a fun compliment to his shotgun threat.

Azisien 07-30-2009 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by phil_ (Post 955392)
Hey, Gunslinger, I haven't been paying much attention, but I've seen two double posts by you tonight. Try not to do that, ok? I'm not trying to be harsh or anything, it just keeps things clean.

Going off of Nique's post on the earlier thread, I've had someone threaten to cut off my head and pour butter down my neck because, after grandma said she couldn't have butter, I didn't put butter on her grandkids' popcorn they were sharing with her when they got a refill. It's not really movie worthy, but it's a fun compliment to his shotgun threat.

I've read this post five times and I just cannot understand what it's going on about. Kudos!

The Argent Lord 07-30-2009 01:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Azisien (Post 955396)
I've read this post five times and I just cannot understand what it's going on about. Kudos!

Here's my interpretation. Grandma can't have butter (presumably because she is old and will have a heart attack or something). Grandma is sharing popcorn with kids, so phil_ doesn't put any butter on said popcorn. Then, someone (unspecified) threatens to cut off his head and pour butter down phil_'s throat.

Azisien 07-30-2009 01:32 AM

Well that does seem like a movie worthy Modus Ponens to me. An AMERICAN Modus Ponens.

phil_ 07-30-2009 01:35 AM

Ok, then, long boring version. Two kids, mom, and grandma order popcorn from the concessions stand at my theater. While ordering, mom asks kids if they want butter on their popcorn. Kids say "yeah!" Grandma says "no, I can't have butter." They don't get butter on their popcorn because of this.

Kids come out of the theater later for a refill. I don't ask if they want butter because I think that the earlier decision still stands. After I do the refill, the kids ask for butter, and I say something like, "Didn't your grandma say she can't have butter? I'm not putting butter on this." I engaged my memory for a moment while working minimum wage, stupid, I know.

Mom comes out with kids and demands that I put butter on their popcorn. So I do, 'cause fuck it if I'm arguing with their mom at this point.

When they come out of the theater, they loiter in the lobby, making passive-aggressive comments to each other about what a horrible person I am and how, if they find me in the parking lot, they're going to cut off my head and pour butter down my throat. Fin.

See? Not very interesting. I just needed to add something to my post to hide that I'm backseat moderating and it was the first thing that came to mind.


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