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Not Bizarro Caption Extravaganza!
So, you all know the rules, picture submitted, 24 hours to pick a winner, 24 hours to post a new pic, 24 hours to go to runner up after that, 24 hours to go to whoever feels like yoinkin' it.
It's 48 hours after the winner is declared for runner up to grab it, 72 for it to be up for grabs, for clarification. Winner of the last Caption Extravaganza was... Rokrin, so he starts us off with a new pic! |
Rockrin is slightly indisposed for the next few days... :sweatdrop
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Notcaption: D'OH! (was Ryong :sweatdrop )
Caption: "And then she gave me this delicious cake! I should do mazes more often!" "Hey, you remember any children's songs about mice? :stressed:" "No. Why?" |
Caption: In a few seconds it won't matter that the cake is GODDAMMIT ENOUGH ALREADY.
Edit: I had no idea it did that but it only makes it better. My pride is emasculated. |
Why you dont steal food from a co worker with a knife
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"Hahaha...payback time!"
"I hear you, tiny suited man! You forget, friendly fire is off!" "...Crap." |
The cake is NOT a falsehood, it is merely wanted so much that it changes hands so often, as Figure A is about to demonstrate.
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OMG CAKE!
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The RED team was so busy fighting over the mysterious cake they failed to notice the BLU team preparing their laser cannon until it was already in orbit.
Look at the blue glow near the top |
But I'm still having fun, there's more killing to be done, on the people who are still alive...
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Ready for your birthday present? Close your eyes...
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Thank YOU Mr. Ninja Lawyer!
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Little do either of them know, but Demoman stuck a little something "extra" into that cake this morning...
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Death by chocolate.
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"Spy sappin' mah birthday!"
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Winner: Male Human Fighter
Zilla is close second. Honorable mention to anyone who spotted that they're on the same team. Double mentions to Masked Jedi for game merging. |
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We have got to get you out of the house more often
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Meet- Dog Rather, Anchorpup.
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I know owners and their dogs are supposed to start looking like each other after a while, but I think you're taking it a bit far here.
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I'd tap that.
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McCain's backup running mate: Pupin, the ultraconservative talking dog.
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Your internet dating photo lied.
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Um... Yeah, your plastic surgery does look good...
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Shortly after this photo was published, the beautician responsible was mobbed by angry PETA members
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The lost member of The Beatles was finally found, and as it turns out, he was NOT the walrus.
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Hi, I'm here to help.
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Donald Trump's Dog.
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What Toupee?
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Been too long. New pic!
Anything saying how Fail the Army is works for me. http://i26.tinypic.com/29pz1w1.jpg Bonus: Look for hidden messages. |
...Oh here it is...Where we left it...
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1st rule of Adaptive Camo; Remember where you parked.
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Serves them right for using Ninja Brand camo paint
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"We should have never let the Marines paint damn thing..."
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What? Of course we have proof that the invisible paint worked, its right......Shit.
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"And for my next trick, I will turn these confused soldiers into koalas!"
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In retrospect...
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NikNik won for Truth.
Hawk second. Shyria as well. |
Whoo Random attempt is autowin.
<3 Yay for Victory! Boo for Marines! http://parkercomics.com/bully.jpg |
The story went on to describe his horrific experience with a meat tenderizer.
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Newspaper not so tactful after being mean.
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Sounds like someone was in the Math Club.
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Hooker infected with Pussification Virus being awarded medal, sued by parents for efforts.
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Nerd found with connections to online pedophile ring...
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End bullies:
Vote Michel Jackson for School Board president. |
Childhood trauma: Now it's fun for everyone!
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Micheal Jackson, ending bullying everywhere, one molestation at a time.
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And yet he still found religion.
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"Wait, THAT's what molestation means?
...I'm getting fired for this, aren't I?" |
...So he molested another kid?!...
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... and that's my proposal for ending the Korean nuclear threat. Thoughts?
(apologies to any Koreans I'm molesting via insinuation) |
Bob the Mercenary First.
Guyy a tight second. Very Tight. |
Quote:
http://www.themorningnews.org/images...on_fire/04.jpg |
JET PASSENGER PLANE: Only has 25k miles on it, was used by a little old lady to get her groceries every Saturday. Some assembly required. You haul it away, it's yours.
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Hooray for broken jpegs!
New picture. (Sorry Thadius) http://www.allhatnocattle.net/sign%20funny.jpg |
The Strait campaign thought they had this election locked up, but little did they know that the Gay campaign had been sneaking up from behind...
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Noncaption: Curse you Bob! CURSE YOU!
Caption: And in related news, Hell has frozen over. I hear one epic snowball fight is going on as of right this minute. |
The Bipartistan campaign was working better than anticipated.
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No matter which one you pick, somebody is getting fucked in the ass.
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If I hear him say "Straight party ticket" one more time...
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Somewhere, caught in the middle, was a very confused bicameral system.
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Lots of good ones, but I have to give this to Preturbed for being so subtle.
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Subtle, yes... exactly what I was going for.
http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/r.../1dh74oi-1.jpg |
Five minutes later, they were given an emergency infusion of kittens.
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We are greatful the Gothopotamus is kept leashed.
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Warning: This picture may cause Nausea, Vomiting, Diarrhea, and failure to get an erection.
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...Which ones the girl again?
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Please remember to spay and neuter your pets
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"I am never making a bet with you again..."
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Guy(?): I'm hungry.
Girl(?): THAT'S MY LINE!!! |
Tsarothil 1st cause Bob Barker would say the same thing. Blues 2nd because I like him more than you.
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Signs: Believe them, Follow them, Love them.
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WARNING: Smiting ahead.
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Well, I told you to stay out of Literalville!
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Signs: Not as race-specific as you might think.
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...IRONYYYY!
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5 seconds earlier: Man: God damn that's an ugly car.
2 seconds earlier: God: Was it worth it? |
Arrow crossing? Yeah, right.....
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