This should be in a movie
 

Ever have something so messed up happen in your life that you though it was straight out of a movie? Well here is a place you can post about it. It can be anything from a random person giving you a large sum of cash or as simple as Fifthfeind being nice. Lets hear it.

One I have is a few years back the girl I was with was cheating on me and I found out and promptly ended the relationship. A few months later I found out that the guy she cheated on me with(who she had started dating), had been sleeping with her mom. Her 5 year old brother was always a great source of information.

Why....Just why...I could maybe understand older/younger sister depending on age...but the mom...that's just wrong when you think about it regardless of how attractive the mom is.

The main one I had was during a hockey game when I took a shot from the hash marks in hockey it went off the post and smacked the ref in the head then went and hit the goalie in the back and into the net. It also knocked the ref out and the linesman had to call it a goal. Best goal I've ever scored.

I have lot's of stuff that could make it's way into an 'Office Space' type film. The joys of working in customer service.

Just off the top of my head, I've been threatened with death by shotgun over the phone while selling this guy a cell phone.

Maybe she was one of the hot moms?

Anyway, when I was in Iraq, some of the stuff we went though would've made a great TV show. Especally when one officer, who has had 4 years of college mind you, couldn't tell a male lion from a female lion.

We actually kept a book about stupid stuff we've said.

With some editing and proofreading, you could sell it as a humour book.

Only one I can think of off the top of my head was a few years ago on a Boy Scout trip to Alaska. Me and a friend are on a pier with one of the "adult leaders" who was really just a guy who got too old to be officially in Scouts but still wanted to do camping trips. The guy picks up a rock, says "I know I'm not supposed to do this, but I really hate seagulls" and chucks it full force at a bird perched on a sign nearby. He shot a little low, and the rock bounced off the sign and smacked him square in the middle of the forehead. He stood there for a moment, said "Let's never speak of this again," and walked away.

That would be totally priceless of the seagull didn't even fly away. X)


I can't really say I have much in the line of this past one-liners. Usually said in innocence. Like, one time, I was riding with a guy from one school to a meeting at another with a couple others and he turned and said, "you guys are my back seat hos!" and I said, "yeah, we're just along for the ride."

You know I had this one thing happen to me that... BAM.

Hope you guys weren't in the middle of something important. And yes it's a relevant link so you can't be mad! (Where's that damn smug smiley face?!)

They should make a movie about TV Tropes.

Lighting fireworks off in the middle of the night in random places. Some that come to mind are dumpsters, which later are set on fire, in a portapotty, and then tipping the portapotty, and also in front of someone's house just after they may have gone to bed. With those you want the kinds that fire off nine or so fireworks one after the other.

Also, if that was your house we did that to, ya gotta admit, it was pretty funny. Also, free fireworks show.

I'm not a bad guy.
In history class last year my teacher asked someone to read the title of a page. After a minute of silence I turned to my friend Quentin and wispered a little to loud and dickishly, "Anything? Gee, what is she retarded?"
All the heads in the class snapped to the back of the room and it dawns on me right when Quentin whispers, "Mark, she's special..."
I dropped my head to my knees. She didn't hear and neither did the teacher, but everybody else did.