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Originally Posted by Arhra

Exdeath went down to Gyshal, he was lookin' to erase it all
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind: he was willin' to play ball
When he came across this young man blowin' on a whistle and playin' it hot
Exdeath jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Boy let me tell you what:
"I bet you didn't know, I'm a chocobo whistler too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you play a pretty good whistle, boy, but give the tree his due:
"I bet a whistle of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
The boy said: "My name's Butz and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been."

Originally Posted by Krylo

Butz you wetten up your lips and blow your whistle hard.
'Cos chaos broke loose in Gyshal and ExDeath deals the cards
And if you win you get this shiny whistle made of gold.
But if you lose, ExDeath gets your soul.

*Whistle solo*

Well ExDeath grabbed up his whistle and said: "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his branches as he got ready to blow.
And he pushed a whistle through the air and it made an evil hiss.
Then a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this.

*Awesome rock interlude*

When ExDeath finished, Butz said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son.
"But if you'll sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how its done."

Originally Posted by The Argent Lord

Fire on the Master Tree, run boys, run.
Exdeath's in the Void, gonna eat the sun.
Chocobo in the bread pin, pickin' out dough.
"Granny, does your octopus bite?"
"No, child, no."

Exdeath bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat. He laid that golden whistle on the ground at Butz's feet.
Butz said: "Exdeath, just come on back if you ever want to try again. I told you once, you son of a birch, I'm the best that's ever been."

Fire on the Master Tree, run boys, run.
Exdeath's in the Void, gonna eat the sun.
Chocobo in the bread pin, pickin' out dough.
"Granny, does your octopus bite?"
"No, child, no."