[Astral Harmony]

Armored: "I'm tired of answering questions! Chizu-chan, you do it!"
Chizuru: "What? But I-"

Armored Chizuru Explains It All! ~ Part 5

Armored: "Oh, and Dracorian and Dauntasa and rapter200 and Arcanum Darkfire are in."
Chizuru: "That's ten people! Can you handle all that?"
Armored: "Half of 'em won't post past the first thread, I damn near guarantee. Now let's get to the questions, Chizuru."
Chizuru: "Bishoujo-sama, I can't do this!"
Armored: "Y'know, it's this shyness of getting around a lot of people that makes it so damn difficult for you to achieve your dream of being happily married and raising a huge family."
Chizuru: "But that's-"
Armored: "Just fuckin' do it before I have Rio grope you."
Rio: "You think I'd wait for an order to grope her?"
Chizuru: "Okay, okay, I'll do it!"

Chizuru: "Ummm...gosh, let's see. The first one goes, 'How would a bird Pokebrid work?' by CABAL49. Ummm, Bishoujo-sama?"
Armored: "I assume he's talking about flying. Like when DanteFalcon asked, let's say you can glide as a Pokébrid and can fly when you Paradigm Shift. But you can use HMs like Fly to move about and attack. It'll just be kinda different, like jumping and gliding from rooftop to rooftop and kickjumping off a wall and then gliding into the enemy."
Chizuru: "So wings somehow turn people into ninjas?"
Armored: "...Yes, yes they do."

Chizuru: "CABAL49 also asks this. 'And for Pokebrids, would there be an opportunity to evolve?'"
Armored: "Nope."
Chizuru: "..."
Armored: "..."
Chizuru: "...So uhhh...would that be it for this question, Bishoujo-sama?"
Armored: "Yeah, next question."

Chizuru: "This one from Dauntasa says, 'Why does the Rifle do Fighting type damage?'"
Armored: "Because it fuckin' does."
Chizuru: "I think he wants a logical answer."
Armored: "He's not gonna fuckin' get one."
Chizuru: "But-"
Armored: "There are a lot of things that cannot be explained in the world of Pokémon, like how a spherical object you can hold in your hand can act as a vessel to contain a fantasy creature many times the trainer's own size. Or why capturing a Pokémon as such somehow brings it under the trainer's control. Considering all the impossibilities in Pokémon that exist now, I didn't think that a High Velocity Penetrator rifle dealing Fighting type damage would raise an eyebrow."
Chizuru: "It raised Dauntasa's."
Armored: "That's because Dauntasa hates me. Next question."

Chizuru: "Oh, I think this is the last one, thank goodness! This one says, 'In the event of multi battles, team-battles or free for all, can a pokemon defend someone, like if someone try to use flamethrower on my Magnezone or *Shudder* on me, can Swampert jump in and take the damage?'"
Armored: "Damn, who asked that?"
Chizuru: "Menarker."
Armored: "Big effin' surprise. I'm about to send a Sharpedo right up his-ah, anyways, an enemy will never attack a trainer directly. And no, you can't have one Pokémon protect the other. Trying to negate weaknesses, you crafty bastard? That's it, you are so getting Sharpedowned."
Chizuru: "That concludes Part 5 of this Q&A session. If you all would please excuse me, I need to stop Bishoujo-sama from killing her players before they can even get in a fight."
Armored: "Hmmmm...'Sharpedowned'. Totally writing that one down."