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Unread 04-29-2010, 04:00 AM   #22
Astral Harmony
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Ummm...a wizard did it?

Anyways, if we're going keep talking in the discussion thread, we should maybe on occasion talk about the RP.

Because there's really no such thing as happiness in this RP when concerning Pokemon/Trainer relationships, I'll adjust something about the moves Return and Frustration:

Allied Pokemon Using Return: Return deals more damage when it first enters the battle. Return loses power as the battle drags on. It is at its weakest on Turn 5, and this weakening power continues even if the Pokemon is recalled.
Allied Pokemon Using Frustration: Frustration deals the least amount of damage when it first enters the battle. Frustration gains power as the battle drags on. Frustration maximizes on Turn 5, and this increase continues if even the Pokemon is recalled.
Enemy Pokemon Using Return: Return deals the greatest amount of damage when the Morale Integrity Value is 100%. It deals the least amount of damage when an Overwhelming Tide condition is inflicted.
Enemy Pokemon Using Frustration: Frustration deals the least amount of damage when the Morale Integrity Value is 100%. It deals the greatest amount of damage when an Overwhelming Tide condition is inflicted.

And now, Armored Bishoujo presents...

The Grand List of How to Get Into Female NPCs Pants

Rayleen: First, leave the agency. Rayleen doesn't believe in inter-office relationships. Then flat out ask her out. She'll most likely say "yes" just for kicks.
Rachel: She's actually pretty easy to get. Just treat her to cheesecake and Dance Dance Revolution.
Lola: Lola envisions the ever ridiculous "knight in shining armor riding a white horse" nonsense. Anybody got a Rapidash?
Whitney: Well, she's obviously going to like a guy who is very much like her brother Wyatt was. Wyatt was protective and sensitive who placed Whitney's comfort and happiness before all else in his life.
Charlotte: Her phone number is in a bathroom stall. I can't tell you which one.
Shannon: She doesn't exactly know it herself, but Shannon's pretty much romantically fixated on Moon. Sorry.
Evangaleen: Evangaleen's a party girl! A guy who loves to drink and dance and fight will definitely have her (mostly undivided) attention.
Jeanette: Far too possessed with the next scientific breakthrough to care about the needs of the flesh.
Shizuka: Sharing dreams and stories of justice and whatnot will easily get your foot in the door. Getting the rest of your body inside will depend on what you say next.
Tsubasa: Get in her face. Don't let her get distracted with anything else. Be nice but be persistent.
Kirie: Defeat her in battle and she'll have her uninterruptible focus on you. Now you just have to kind of guide that focus to this nice queen sized bed you have here.
Chizuru: Get ready to act like a total sap.
Rio: Despite any claims to being bisexual and the fact that she flirts endlessly with just about anybody, Rio is and always will be Kiyomi's.
Kiyomi: Kiyomi is Rio's love slave. She just doesn't act the part most of the time.
Takano: Strive for perfection, then realize that you never should've bothered. Sure, Takano's a really nice catch, but you can find hotter babes with less effort needed.
Mika: Brush up on your magical lingo. You should also have some candy. Sure, Mika's actually over a century old, but she still looks like a little girl and this is just creeping me out.
Nyoka: Does not have sexual organs. Does not pass go. Does not collect $200.
Fujiko: Not difficult to get at all. Even your oldest pickup lines could land you a victory. But you want her when she looks human...right?
Harliette: Harliette likes 'em rugged, ruthless, and rough. Having a motorcycle is a sure-fire trump card to her affections.
Discord: Murder Lucian Caprico and successfully impersonate him to catch her off guard. You're going to have to take her by surprise and by force.
Maria: Murder Dominic and impersonate Snorlax. Like shooting fish in a barrel. ...Wait, what?

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