[Astral Harmony]

You can divide Allegion's Thunder Crush.

*Adds Mollesk to the Legendary Pokemon Ownership notepad*

...What? I thought Renny had Mollesk as a Pseudo.

Tonight, I'm going to hold off on posting. In turn, I'll watch Hand Maid May and work on that big honkin' database which can then be posted in every other discussion thread.

And since I'm not posting tonight, I'd better have it ready tonight because by the time I get home from work tomorrow, this thread will be on post 103 or something. Seriously, you boys just need to learn to behave yourselves.

Originally Posted by Geminex

And I've posted. I'm rather busy, excuuuuuuuse me for having to focus on moving, princess.

Rachel: "Whaaaaat? I didn't say anything."
Rayleen: "He's not talking to you so go over there or something."

By the way, since I'm going to be working on doing a database, I might as well do some kind of omake.

Armored Bishoujo Presents...

Behind the Scenes At Pokemon Umbral

*Creator and Director of Pokemon Umbral, Armored Bishoujo discusses various changes to the scripts. Seriously, this is like what, the twentieth goddamned time she's changed it? This one seems to be about requests...very strong requests made by the main characters*
Armored Bishoujo: "Let's start with you, Lola. Pierce demands that your miniskirt be shortened by at least six inches."
Lola: "What the? There's plenty of upskirts with me."
Armored Bishoujo: "Yeah, but I think he wants an eternal upskirt."
Lola: "That's absurd. Six inches? I might as well not even wear one."
Armored Bishoujo: "I think that's the conclusion he wanted you to reach and comply with."
Lola: "What else does that pencil-prick want from me? He better not have requested anything regarding my top. We've already got it so damn tight you can see my pulse."
Armored Bishoujo: "Ummm...Pierce also demands that you carry around a large syringe."
Lola: "A large syringe? How large?"
Armored Bishoujo: "Looks like it's about five feet long with a foot and a half long in width."
Lola: "What the hell?"
Armored Bishoujo: "Seems like anime-style nurses usually have this giant syringe thing going on."
Lola: "Fine, we can do the syringe thing."
Armored Bishoujo: "Good, I'm glad you approve."
Lola: "I'll take that fucking syringe and shove it right up his-"

Armored Bishoujo: "Moving right along to you, Rayleen."
Rayleen: "Oh God, here it comes."
Armored Bishoujo: "Impact's request is for there to be some modifications to your prosthetic arm."
Rayleen: "Oh? That sounds surprisingly not terrible. What kind of modifications?"
Armored Bishoujo: "Let's see...advanced cushioning in the palm and on the inside of the digits that can secrete lubrication, an internal rotor of some kind that will make your hand vibrate and-"
Rayleen: "I goddamn knew it."
Armored Bishoujo: "An internal engine that will allow you move your hand up and down approximately 368.6 times per minute."
Rayleen: "Wow, he's gotta be really strong down there to-wait, what'm I saying!?"
Armored Bishoujo: "In the sequel, Impact will be able to make you do a...ahem, 'certain something' for him when he says the following phrase: time to go polish my Dragon Slave.'"
Rayleen: "...Y'know, when I first got this fist, I knew that Impact's face was one of the first places I wanted to put it."
Armored Bishoujo: "Anyways, on to-"
Rayleen: "Repeatedly."

Armored Bishoujo: "Anyways, on to you, Shannon."
Shannon: "I couldn't just have a quiet, relaxing romance with Moon, could I?"
Armored Bishoujo: "Charlotte requests that you put this on."
Shannon: "Clothes, huh-what the fuck is that!?"
Lola: "Damn, and I thought I exposed too much skin."
Armored Bishoujo: "This is a bondage slave outfit."
Shannon: "I thought Charlotte hated me. Why does she want me to be her lover?"
Armored Bishoujo: "Charlotte does hate you. Bondage slave outfits don't symbolize love except in only very extreme stretches of the term."
Shannon: "Either way, I'm pretty much fucked."
Armored Bishoujo: "Anyways, there's now an S&M chamber underneath the agency. Frequently...very frequently...in fact, I think Charlotte will stop going on missions just for this...anyways, Charlotte's going to chain you up."
Shannon: "And whip me senseless, right?"
Armored Bishoujo: "Mostly. Then on occassions...uhhh, with her dog Pokemon-"
Shannon: "Fuck it, I'm gone. I don't even want my final check."

Armored Bishoujo: "Let's see here...Whitney, you're up next for listening to some of this bullshit."
Whitney: "They love me, they really love me!"
Armored Bishoujo: "We've got this extra scene at the end of the sidequest where you and Lola get monumentally drunk and end up in Renny's bedroom, hot on each other, while you are Paradigm Shifted as a Gardevoir and Lola is Paradigm Shifted as a Lopunny."
Whitney: "This request comes from Renny?"
Armored Bishoujo: "Is that your final answer?"
Whitney: "I thought Pierce was the beast-banging freak."
Armored Bishoujo: "You were entirely human once."
Whitney: "Huh. Well, I guess I wouldn't really mind. Lola, what do you think?"
Lola: "I think I'm going to go find some Lopunny ears and go tell Kiyomi about this. I've seen Kiyomi checking you out, so she'd probably be all for it."
Armored Bishoujo: "Not for the second, third, fourth, and fifth parts."
Whitney: "Wait, why're we discussing this one? Renny is sixteen years old, isn't he?"
Armored Bishoujo: "It's his sidequest, he can do what he wants...rather, he can attempt to do what he wants."

Armored Bishoujo: "I think that's about it. Oh, one more thing."
Lola: "They're still not done with these absurd requests?"
Armored Bishoujo: "Just draw a strip of paper from this hat."
Lola: "This isn't gonna be good. Who wants to draw?"
Rayleen: "Hell, I'll do it. I'm supposed to be the bravest one here."
*Rayleen draws a strip of paper out of the offered hat*
Rayleen: "Huh?"
Whitney: "What's it say?"
Rayleen: "It says 'cotton candy'."
Armored Bishoujo: "Cotton candy, it is."
Rayleen: "Wait, what happens involving cotton candy!?"
Armored Bishoujo: "Here's a general rundown of the sidequest's final event. You girls talk about romance, you girls have a pillow fight, and then you have a sensual nekkid wrestling match."
Rayleen: "What's so sensual about wre-oh, I get it. The cotton candy!"
Lola: "So we're going to be wrestling in a large vat of cotton candy? That's kinda sticky. What other options were there?"
*Harliette, who's been silent all this time, starts feeling through the hat.*
Harliette: "Mud. Rose petals. $100 bills. A powerful aphrodisiac. Chicken broth? What, medical waste!?"
Armored Bishoujo: "Charlotte probably submitted that last one."