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Originally Posted by EVILNess
Hrmm, the world exploded in my campaign. This could be a setback.
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Originally Posted by BitVyper
Make Whole!
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No, no, no, no, no. You're both thinking too
small. Really, this is the best thing that could happen - you no longer have to worry about inconveniencing everyone on the planet! EVILNess, simply
follow my plan for world-rebuilding in twelve easy steps or less!do the infamous infinite black-pudding claw-split trick and create a new world's worth of mass out of yoursel(f/ves). Then (after linking all of your minds together - which you should have anyway - mass spam Polymorph Any Object on your now Over-Mind Gestalt Earth-god(like) State until you create a new planet out of you, that you are not only in tune with but actually are the incarnate form of. Just one of the many benifits is that you will quite literally get billions of listen, spot, knowledge, etc checks every time you make one! Further, you can clone/create one (or more) additional you's than Polymorph Any Object them until they become viable males and/or females of various races, ethnicities and kinds as you desire with which you, you, you, and/or you could repopulate said new world. Also, I highly recommend setting up an infinite contengency loop with Reincarnate on yourself linked with an appropriate spell of your choice to return you to your original race/form, if you care (you'll have billions upon billions of extra XP to use, it's yours, after all!). Go hog-wild! You are all of existance now. ... unless you have now ceased to exist too. In which case, good job, chump.
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Originally Posted by krogothwolf
Clerics ever prove their awesome by being the best friend of everyone on the team.
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NICE! Watch out for that lich, though. "He'll be back...!"
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Originally Posted by Ryong
My team fought sahagins. A small one watched as we slew all others. We're expecting it to either come back at us later for revenge or grow up and rule the sahagins and tell its children about the day where a Minotaur Barbarian killed most of its family in less than a minute, with a human warden, a human psion and an eladrin wizard killed the rest.
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Wait, wait, wait. You saw a poor, megere child Sahuagin alone after slaughtering its whole family before its eyes and you didn't capture it and turn it into a party member? What kind of wacky-bizarre hijink-filled game are you guys playing, anyway? GM's expect that kind of thing!*
Also: wardens are (to my knowledge) the toughest single player-class available (Paladins being impressive because they have more healing surges!). And that minotaur had nice rolls.
*No, and it is therefore awesome.