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Unread 05-12-2010, 02:24 PM   #102
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I got two omakes. One I had in my mind for a while and one fairly new.


Renny's childhood!

*During the course of Renny's party, with the girls in Renny's room, Snorlax somehow comes upstairs without breaking the staircase, bringing up a picture book. The ladies all look to Renny's embaressment.*
Whitney: Hey hey, look! There are some pictures of Renny when he was younger!
Rayleen: Oh? Let me see!
Lola: Oh, Renny, you looked adorable! *Pinches cheeks* You looked so tiny!
Rayleen: Not much changed there. Just kidding... a little.
Whitney: Oh, I see your dad with this young girl! Is that your older sister? She looks so young and pretty! She looks like she is only 15!
Renny: I'm an only child. That's my mom.
*Silence as the notion sinks in.*
Rayleen: I see... She looks so charming at her age... Turn the page, turn the fucking page!
Lola: Oh, look at that! A picture of you being held in Snorlax's arms... in a classroom?
Renny: Yeah... I took him to show and tell. He had to hold me up for the picture because if I stood on the floor beside him, his head would be chopped off the picture. This was before I got any of my pokemons.
Whitney: Aww, that's cute though. Wasn't that a good memory?
Renny:...
*Flashback*
Young Renny: This here is my best friend in the whole wide world, Snorlax!
Bratty kid: What does he do?
Young Renny: He eats, sleeps, and lifts me up high, and I can use his belly like a trampoline!
Bratty kid: He's FAT! I heard that all Snorlaxes are total gluttons!
Snorlax winched as if stabbed in its chubby heart.
Young Renny: It doesn't matter! He's an awesome friend!
Bratty kid: He's like a fat ass Pinata! I bet if we were to bash at his belly with sticks, he would burst out old candy instead!
Young Renny: Buh, Buh... aauuuuuughhh auuuwwwwww *Wailing miserably*
Snorlax: Snorrr.... aahhhhhhhhhh
The two hugging each other while crying their hearts out...
*Back in the real world...*
Renny: It... was mean... it wasn't fair...
*Renny hugs Snorlax and the two of them end up bawling all over again to the strange expression on the ladies' faces.*


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Abbreivated end result of the Arena mission! (That we might not be having after all)

A huge crowd had gathered! Somehow, PATCA had enough resources to stage a coliseum for PATCA's Annual Pokemon Trainer Tournament! Many battles have taken place with many trainers from the local city, but they all fell to the might of Pierce in group A and Renny in group B! Those in the know could see Rayleen and several other PATCA members and even a few Kimono ladies in the benches closest to the fight. Rachel and Lola stood on the sidelines of the battle to attend to knocked out pokemons. Charlotte rode on Hammond with a special camera to take pictures to use for the newletter that Harriette got dragged into writing.

Whitney: Good afternoon everyone! The weather is beautiful! Slight breeze, the sun is present and warm but not harsh to the eyes! Perfect for this last battle. Dormond?

Dormond: Good lady, the weather is indeed a delight. A perfect occasion to present the last fight of the long-standing tournament. Both of these fine gentlemens are prestigious trainers from the PATCA organization, the Watchmen, and their achievement reaching this far is encouraging and a shining inspiration.

Whitney: Indeed. What would you say about the odds?

Dormond: Oh, they both got fans everywhere. Pierce's dominating and stylish presence is a hit with most of the male audience and with a good deal of the young ladies apparently! Renny's enduring endeavor and brilliant tactics with his charming pokemons have made him an opposing force to be reckoned with and made him also popular with the ladies as well as children and the adults alike. As for who would win... it's anyone's guess, although if odds were purely in terms of statistics, it would be Pierce's victory.

CROWD: PIERCE, PIERCE, PIERCE!!!
CROWD: REENNNNNNYYYYY!!!!

Whitney: That's a fair assessment for sure. Pierce's pokemon have included Tyranitar, Blaziken, Nagarai, Metagross, Kingdra and the forboding Enmakki! Renny on the other hand has Togekiss, Swampert, Umbreon, Magnezone, Shaymin and the practically unbreakable Mollesk. While Renny's pokemons are no slouch, Pierce's pokemons are almost exclusively psuedo-legendary or legendary itself!

Dormond: Oh, the battle will start sooner than expected! The two are now walking to their respective podiums.

Whitney: How exciting. My head is throbbing trying to think which pokemons they'll summon first.

Dormond: Be careful, you're a psychic type. You don't wanna influence the battle. Not that it would matter anyhow. The trainers choose their first pokemon in advance.

Whitney: Oh, you! *Giggles* But I'm still curious.

Dormond: We all are, m'lady! We'll be recording this battle, but in respect to the trainers, we'll not be commenting during the course of it.

Lola: This battle is a 6 on 6 battle, one pokemon at a time.

Rachel: Only held items are permitted. Switching is permitted. Fight fair and honorably. We reserve the right to decree a pokemon is unable to fight.

Lola: Begin now!

(Don't have time to write results yet...)

Dormond: Tyranitar is down! Togekiss finished it!

Whitney: A tremmedously close and lucky victory. 5 - 6 in Renny's favor! That Enmakki almost won it, but Renny counted on a sleep attack being used as soon as he switched a pokemon. Delaying intentionally for Pierce to give the order, he switched Umbreon who causes Enmakki to fall asleep himself. After that, the pace went to Renny!

Dormond: A very close call indeed, but now we have a champion!

All of Renny's pokemon summoned themselves as a large trophy was present to Renny by Rachel and Lola. Shaymin and Togekiss swoop onto his shoulder, nuzzling warmly, Magnezone and Swampert standing side by side with their master, and Mollesk and Umbreon standing at his feet affectionately.

Renny: "You guys are all the best! It was a challenge like none other, and I feel that we can all be proud about that." *Tears start welling up in his eyes, as he hugs his pokemons right in front of everyone.* "We couldn't have done this if I was missing any of you... I'm so proud of each and every one of you!"

*The next day, the newsletter that Harriette and Charlotte written is released to the public*

NEW FLASH!
EPIC FINAL BATTLE AT PACTA COLISEUM!
RENNY TRESSERHORN WINS PATCA TOURNAMENT!
*Includes picture of Renny crying and hugging his pokemons*
PATCA'S STRONGEST TRAINER CRIES LIKE A LITTLE BITCH!

Rayleen: Quite a controversial frontpage... At least I won $300 bucks betting on him. <3



^^; Hope you guys enjoy it somewhat. *Off to work now*

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