Chizuru isn't going to want to share, Dracorian! Get it through your sodden skull and deal with it, ya whiny fucker!
Gawd, even if I do somehow manage to balance the classes, now you're all whining about pooty-tang. Y'know that old and retarded saying: try for two girls and you usually end up with neither. And what's worse, one of them is the most destructive force in the netherworld. The other is Shizuka.
Oh yeah, boy. Jus' try to pull that shit on Chizuru. She'll be all Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee and Batman on your ass. Hell, she won't even make sense half the time...
Chizuru: "Supreme Buffet Attack!"
Pierce: "That actually doesn't sound too painful."
Chizuru: "Of DOOM!!"
Pierce: "...Still, that kinda-oh my god, my body is being killed millions of times over by food...somehow!"
I can make it happen. There's are plenty of times when this RP didn't make no damn sense, and killing you with food is well within the logic of the Pokemon world.
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