I wonder how our pokemons will be able to breathe, nevermind fight. Pierce got Metagross and Renny got Magnezone, both of whom are robotic in nature. The rest... are kinda out of luck...
*Charlotte and Buck are with the rest of the group in space and she and the rest of her breathing pokemons are wearing astronaut suits customized for their build. Buck in particular is wearing a funny doggy astrosuit.
Charlotte:Buck! Incinerate that piece of shit with Flamethrower!
Buck: Arf Arf Ooooh ARF!! *If I do that, I'll melt my breathing helmet off from the inside! I'll die!*
Charlotte: Nevermind, that was a stupid idea. No air for fire and all that... Burn an eternal impression in their soft flesh with FIRE FANG!
Buck: Arf Arf! *Yes master!*
(Arcanine zooms through the reaches of space, gravity holiding no restraint on his incredible speed as he raises his head with jaws wide open as if victorious before swinging the jaw down for a bite.) BOINK! *ARF ARF* BOINK BOINK BOINK (The helmet acts like a dog muzzle as Arcanine repeatably tries to bite but the helmet getting in the way every time)
Charlotte: AUUUUGH! SPACE TRAVEL SUCKS ASS!
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