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Name: Vintag Socius

Gender: Female

Age: 6 Solar Sweeps

Appearance:

She wears a vest suit and a black bowler hat that her horns go through.The horns are long, slender, and curve like slicked back hair. Two fangs jut out like buck teeth. She's rather small in build and height. Beady eyes.

Lusus: Vintag's Lusus is Vicki Minchilla, the Talking Manchilla! That's like a chinchilla, only mannish. Tall, with spindly limbs and a round body, like an old Disney cartoon. He always wears gloves, but also dons a tophat and cane to perform a SHAMEFUL JIG. Vintag hates that jig. Despite that, she considers him her partner in crime/entertainment/then crime again and they're virtually inseparable.

Trollian Handle: burlesqueBalderdash

Blood Color: Pink, like pepto-bismal.

Hive: Communal Hive, Penthouse.

Strife Specibus: Skillet-Kind. Her first weapon is the Dead Pan, a cooking instrument made from the petrified flesh of a famous troll Lateral Locoshuttle robber. His soul haunts the pan, making its victims feel the chill of death. He hates Vintag's omelletes.

Fetch Modus: Slapstick modus. She accesses items only when it is comically appropriate.

Title: Herald of Silence

Dreamself: Derse

Interests: Vintag enjoys many things that are analoguous to the late 19th, early 20th century Earth styles, but are obviously different because these are trolls. These include penny-farthing, silent movies, and music. She also likes to cook greasy diner food.

Additional Notes: Preferring a life of solitude, Vintag spent most of her childhood preparing for her future profession as a troll historian. One day, as she took inventory of the various artifacts that she collected in her studies, she found a ancient moving picture device and an assortment. Surprisingly, it still functioned.

Vintag went to work uncovering the device's secrets. In this pursuit, a love for film spawned inside her like the metamorphosis of a pathological monster. She was particularly enamoured with the cool, handsome, male trolls like Quadrantino and Thinstashelin. The female trolls depicted in these films however, were, to her disgust, often flighty and hysterical. Vintag grew so obsessed that she chose to forsake her previous career to go on to remake the enterprise with the help of her Lusus.
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