[Dracorion]

>Be a troll whose in sync chronologically with the events of the RP.

You fail to be a troll who's in sync chronologically with the events of the RP.

You are now Zebrek an undetermined amount of time in the past.

After much nagging and begging, your friend has finally agreed to let you visit his LIBRARCHIVARY, the CENTRAL INSTITUTION FOR THE COLLECTING, SORTING AND ANALZING OF TOMES, ARTIFACTS, WEAPONS, CREATURES AND ABSTRACT PHENOMENA. You are here to see if they have any movies or comic books or coloring books in stock. Your friend will not be party to your quest of futility and is currently out. He has let you visit on the condition that nothing can be the slightest bit out of place or he will "shove a copy of THE LARGEST AND MOST DETAILED COLLECTION OF HISTORY, FACTS, SCIENCE, CURRENT EVENTS, FUTURE EVENTS, CHIT CHAT, JIBBERJABBER AND OTHER DETAILS IN BOOK FORM so far up your excrement chute you'll be shitting through your mouth for the rest of your miserable life".

Not that there's any danger of that happening, since so far this place has been boring as hell.

You long ago abandoned your search for anything interesting. Now you're just looking for the bathroom, because you could really use a load gaper right now. To top it all off, in your mad search you lost track of where you are and now you're lost. Now why couldn't they like, put some directories around here? Or make every hallway not look like every other hallway.

>Dance like an idiot and shit on a shelf.

You are already dancing like an idiot because you really have to gooooooooo.

With no better ideas and nary a bathroom in sight, you just can't hold it anymore.

Aaaahhhhhh...

>Use book pages for toilet paper.

You grab a nearby book and rip a couple of pages out. Don't wanna get any skidmarks.

>Burn all the copies of THE LARGEST AND MOST DETAILED COLLECTION OF HISTORY, FACTS, SCIENCE, CURRENT EVENTS, FUTURE EVENTS, CHIT CHAT, JIBBERJABBER AND OTHER DETAILS IN BOOK FORM before they can be anally inserted into your person.

You have no idea where they are!

You decide that it's probably a good time to get the hell out of here before you're caught.

>Be present Zebrek.

You are now present Zebrek.

spectacularHellion[SH] began trolling antipathicHopper [AH]

SH: hey dude whats up im fine
SH: hows your lets play pokegrub thing going did you finish yet did you catch them all are you still pining for troll joey man i know you really like him but its like unhealthy or something to have redrom feelings for a fictional character i mean i really like my toys but you wont see me going to the imperial drone with one of them you know
SH: oh hey have you played the new pokegrub game yet man i am its pretty cool theres like 200 new pokegrubs or something ive caught a bunch and it has a lot of neat new stuff like triple battles man so sweet so dude did you get yours yet
SH: oh and have you gotten sgrub yet
AH:In []rder:
AH:I'^^ re|_ative|_y fine. []ther than having to ta|_k t[] y[]ur s[]rry ass.
AH:Shut up, it'|_|_ be updated when it's updated, n[] it's not finished, yes i have [aught them a|_|_. A|_|_ []f the^^. I d[]n't have red fee|_ings f[]r Tr[]|_|_ J[]ey, []r anything e|_se f[]r that ^^atter, fu[k y[]u and fu[k y[]ur t[]ys.
AH: Yes, I've p|_ayed it. It's n[]t entire|_y shitty.
AH: What the fu[k is sgrub.
AH: P|_ease phrase y[]ur answer in the f[]r^^ []f a questi[]n.
SH: dude my toys are awesome fuck you back and i know you dont have red feelings for troll joey but you have black feelings and thats not good man you really should try to find someone else to have a kismesis with
SH: did you catch all the rare pokegrubs man troll-oh was really difficult to catch how did you do it
SH: i dunno about sgrub its the game were supposed to be playing i think if you wanna know more maybe you should ask ta or one of them?