Sure, Pokebrids, even Paradigm Shifted ones, can gain rage for their Pokemons.
Awfully sorry about this, I know I'm the GM, but what're the current rules for Paradigm Shifts? I was thinking of making it cost 15 Rage to maintain per turn. Thoughts?
Anyways, Menarker-sama sent me a PM about a "Yuletide" omake since it is in the general Christmasy season in real time. So, I'll give it a shot. Here's hoping I still know how to be funny...
Part 1 of 5: The First Night...
Rachel: "So, what do you guys hope to get for Year End's Gratitude*?"
Whitney: "I used to be that my brother would get me something every time, even when we didn't have any money."
Rachel: "Aw, that's so sweet! What did you get him?"
Whitney: "I promised to be his wife."
Rachel/Harliette: "..."
Whitney: "We were kids back then! I started to actually find nice things for him when I was old enough to not have an unhealthy affection for my own brother."
Rachel: "Ah heh heh heh...right, then. How about you, Harliette?"
Harliette: "Before I ran away from home, it was gifts from Lolianne and dad. But after that, it was just random shit from my boyfriend."
Rachel: "You have a boyfriend?! I didn't know about this! Wait, who's Lolianne?"
Harliette: "I don't exactly like to advertise those kinds of things, but yeah, we're still somehow a couple. Oh, and Lolianne is Lola's real name. She got teased for that name, so she kinda shorted it."
Rachel: "She was teased? I think that name is beautiful."
Harliette: "People used to call her Lolicon. Especially when she developed those massive jugs when she was only fourteen."
Rachel: "Yeesh."
Whitney: "When do we get to meet your boyfriend?"
Harliette: "When he can dodge the feds long enough. He's on Police Chief Jenny's shit list."
Rachel/Whitney: *nervous chuckle*
Harliette: "Well, he hasn't been around for us to exchange presents so our gift exchange will be a little late, probably earlier next year."
Rachel: "What do you exchange with him?"
Harliette: *smirk* "Bodily fluids, usually."
Rachel: "Hmmm...shouldn't you exchange something with Lola as well?"
Harliette: "Nah. I don't exactly like her. Besides, she's got Renny now. The meddlesome little sister should just sit on the sidelines and let love blossom."
Whitney: "Speaking of Lola..."
*Lola nearly glomps Harliette to the ground*
Harliette: "What the hell, Lola?!"
Lola: "How come...urp...how come you didn't tell me...'bout yer boyfriend? We sistahs, girl! We sistahs!"
Harliette: *sigh* "I see that Renny's gift for you was more of that Mollesk wine. Your breath reeks of it."
Lola: "No! No, I won't have it! You're my sister! Absolutely muh-"
*Lola stops bothering with slurring words and deeply kisses Harliette*
Rachel: "Oh, wow!"
Whitney: "I wonder if being attracted to my brother is really so ridiculous now?"
*Lola stops kissing Harliette and makes a beeline for the nearest bathroom*
Rachel: "Harliette, are you alright?"
Harliette: *coughing* "She shoved her tongue down my throat."
Whitney: "We should warn Renny to try and restrict your sister's access to Mollesk wine."
Harliette: "Right, whatever. Knowing that pint-sized pervert, he'll get Lola drunk everyday. Who wouldn't want two hot sisters making out with each other?"
That concludes the first of five parts. Need time to remember how to be funny.
* Year End's Gratitude: Five nights of partying, gift giving, and bond strengthening. You basically celebrate this by being thankful to those who have done kindly unto you by doing kindly unto them. Honmyr's version of Christmas that combines a lot of the passion of Valentine's Day as it does bring lovers closer together.
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