I'm not one for serious poems, but ...
Problems
You find yourself
(you're alone again aren't you?)
With a great absence
(you're depressed again aren't you)
A void you're trying to fill
(You are crying again aren't you)
And no one hears your calls
(I have some advice for you)
Seriously.
Who the hell drinks whiskey
and eats chocolate chip cookies?!
(That's messed up.)
Seek proffessional!
(More advice coming)
Move out of your parent's basement!
(And a query)
Chocolate Chips and Whiskey?! The Hell?
Yeah ... Still not one for the serious poems.
Authors Note: If ever you find yourself sitting on a couch drinking Fireball, and eating chocolate chip cookies, you need to realize that your life is kinda messed up, dude.
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