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PyrosNine · 07-13-2005, 11:29 AM

Legend Of Zelda:

Zelda: Yes, thank you link for saving me in what I count as my 17th incarnation.
Link: No problem!
Zelda: Huh? Did you just say something?
Link: Yeah. I said "No problem!"
Zelda:You can...talk?
Link: Yep, After Shigeru Miyamoto's death, the Nintendo board of directors decided the new link had to be more "hip" So, they hired a voice actor.
Zelda: "Hip?"
Link: Oh come on, surely you noticed I use a glock instead of a sword and that most enemies bleed like fountains with every hit, the open ended gameplay where I steal people's horses to get around, the DDR-ish boss battles, the totally original plot that was based off a copy of an interpretation of a manuscript written on toilet paper by the late Mr. Miyamoto's son, and my latest quest item happens to be an ipod made to look ancienty.
Zelda: Link, now don't know what to say! You're ability to talk will surely shatter our otherwise happy relationship!
Link: Oh don't worry about that, Due to the old link being famous for seeming to be fruity, they decided to make me all the way to attract that oh so important Alternate Sexual Orientation group!
Zelda: By the Goddesses!
Link: Don't worry Zelda, as soon I'll be kidnapped by a decidedly non-arabic man with short nose who doesn't look like he might be a terrorist!
Zelda: What?
Link: And then you'll dress up in a leather outfit that barely covers your naughty parts and fight to rescue me armed with a whip and that hurly ringy thingy.
Zelda:I cannot believe this!
Link: Hey, at least we got off easy! Mario and Peach were thought not to be able to reach out today's youth, so they combined them into a Herm by the name of Pearicho. Now Pearicho can "reach" out to everybody!
Pearicho: It's a Me, Pearicho! Say, after I go snort a powdered mushroom, wanna go to the mall and buy a dress and some tighty-whities? Hoo-hoo!
Link: Sure!
Zelda: OH my lord! I don't think I can go on in a world like this!
Link: Oh but you must! for THE REVOLUTION IS NIGH!
Zelda: Wha... What?
Link and Pearicho:THE REVOLUTION IS NIGH!
THE REVOLUTION IS NIGH!
THE REVOLUTION IS NIGH!
Zelda: NO!
Link and Pearicho:THE REVOLUTION IS NIGH!
Link and Pearicho:THE REVOLUTION IS NIGH!
Tingle: Tingle tingle kooloolimpah, Hoe!
Zelda:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Pocket Legend of Zelda
Zelda: NOOOOO!
Megaman: Shhh... It was only a bad dream princess.
Zelda: Oh it was terrible! Link was even more a Fairyboy, mass marketing ruled all and originality and innovation were shoved to the curb in favor to what could keep up with a rapidly declining global attention span!
Megaman: There there....
Zelda: And all because Miyamoto was dead!
Megaman: Don't worry, he's still alive and kicking, Games like Killer 7 and Katamari Damacy break the mold. And then there's that Twilight princess game of yours coming out that features old Zelda Concepts and manages to put them all together into a strikingly beautiful new game.
Zelda: Thank heavens.... Wait. Why the heck are you in my game?
Megaman: Don't you know? Capcom helps make the Gameboy and DS games! There was bound to be a cameo of me in here eventually.
Zelda: Hey... you're kinda cute.
Megaman: Sadly, I'm an advanced android, and I have a girlfriend...

<Meanwhile, in the Megaman Universe>
Zero: La la la! There we go, 300 brush strokes on my ever so shiny hair!
Alia: I think he was referring to Roll on the girlfriend thing. Or me if you are of the "Megaman is X!" fanboy theory.
Zero: Feh, fanboy theories. The bane of my existence.
Alia: But you don't do much to combat them, do you?
Zero: What do you mean by that?
Alia: Well, for starters, what about you brushing your hair in your free time?
Zero: You try going through 8 Megaman X games without ever having a bad hair day! Part of my contract dictates that I keep these golden locks in perfect shape, even if I'm dead or dissembled! You know how hard it was to keep my hair in good shape in X2? My hands were a whole continent away from my hair!
Metool: Well at least you get a cool look. I'm paid to look cute and be difficult to kill because of it.
Data: And i'm an annoying sidekick added to the Legends story for no real reason.
Servbot: And I'm a lego man, but i can't say that I am due to legal purposes.
Zero: But you just did?
Metool: I smell a lawsuit!
Servbot: Dammit! Someone get my Kawaii lawyer!

07-13-2005, 11:29 AM	#22
PyrosNine Zettai Hero Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A figment of my own imagination Posts: 6,103	It is official. I have far too much free time. Legend Of Zelda: Zelda: Yes, thank you link for saving me in what I count as my 17th incarnation. Link: No problem! Zelda: Huh? Did you just say something? Link: Yeah. I said "No problem!" Zelda:You can...talk? Link: Yep, After Shigeru Miyamoto's death, the Nintendo board of directors decided the new link had to be more "hip" So, they hired a voice actor. Zelda: "Hip?" Link: Oh come on, surely you noticed I use a glock instead of a sword and that most enemies bleed like fountains with every hit, the open ended gameplay where I steal people's horses to get around, the DDR-ish boss battles, the totally original plot that was based off a copy of an interpretation of a manuscript written on toilet paper by the late Mr. Miyamoto's son, and my latest quest item happens to be an ipod made to look ancienty. Zelda: Link, now don't know what to say! You're ability to talk will surely shatter our otherwise happy relationship! Link: Oh don't worry about that, Due to the old link being famous for seeming to be fruity, they decided to make me all the way to attract that oh so important Alternate Sexual Orientation group! Zelda: By the Goddesses! Link: Don't worry Zelda, as soon I'll be kidnapped by a decidedly non-arabic man with short nose who doesn't look like he might be a terrorist! Zelda: What? Link: And then you'll dress up in a leather outfit that barely covers your naughty parts and fight to rescue me armed with a whip and that hurly ringy thingy. Zelda:I cannot believe this! Link: Hey, at least we got off easy! Mario and Peach were thought not to be able to reach out today's youth, so they combined them into a Herm by the name of Pearicho. Now Pearicho can "reach" out to everybody! Pearicho: It's a Me, Pearicho! Say, after I go snort a powdered mushroom, wanna go to the mall and buy a dress and some tighty-whities? Hoo-hoo! Link: Sure! Zelda: OH my lord! I don't think I can go on in a world like this! Link: Oh but you must! for THE REVOLUTION IS NIGH! Zelda: Wha... What? Link and Pearicho:THE REVOLUTION IS NIGH! THE REVOLUTION IS NIGH! THE REVOLUTION IS NIGH! Zelda: NO! Link and Pearicho:THE REVOLUTION IS NIGH! Link and Pearicho:THE REVOLUTION IS NIGH! Tingle: Tingle tingle kooloolimpah, Hoe! Zelda:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Pocket Legend of Zelda Zelda: NOOOOO! Megaman: Shhh... It was only a bad dream princess. Zelda: Oh it was terrible! Link was even more a Fairyboy, mass marketing ruled all and originality and innovation were shoved to the curb in favor to what could keep up with a rapidly declining global attention span! Megaman: There there.... Zelda: And all because Miyamoto was dead! Megaman: Don't worry, he's still alive and kicking, Games like Killer 7 and Katamari Damacy break the mold. And then there's that Twilight princess game of yours coming out that features old Zelda Concepts and manages to put them all together into a strikingly beautiful new game. Zelda: Thank heavens.... Wait. Why the heck are you in my game? Megaman: Don't you know? Capcom helps make the Gameboy and DS games! There was bound to be a cameo of me in here eventually. Zelda: Hey... you're kinda cute. Megaman: Sadly, I'm an advanced android, and I have a girlfriend... <Meanwhile, in the Megaman Universe> Zero: La la la! There we go, 300 brush strokes on my ever so shiny hair! Alia: I think he was referring to Roll on the girlfriend thing. Or me if you are of the "Megaman is X!" fanboy theory. Zero: Feh, fanboy theories. The bane of my existence. Alia: But you don't do much to combat them, do you? Zero: What do you mean by that? Alia: Well, for starters, what about you brushing your hair in your free time? Zero: You try going through 8 Megaman X games without ever having a bad hair day! Part of my contract dictates that I keep these golden locks in perfect shape, even if I'm dead or dissembled! You know how hard it was to keep my hair in good shape in X2? My hands were a whole continent away from my hair! Metool: Well at least you get a cool look. I'm paid to look cute and be difficult to kill because of it. Data: And i'm an annoying sidekick added to the Legends story for no real reason. Servbot: And I'm a lego man, but i can't say that I am due to legal purposes. Zero: But you just did? Metool: I smell a lawsuit! Servbot: Dammit! Someone get my Kawaii lawyer! __________________ Pyrosnine.blogspot.com: An experimental blog of writing. Updated possibly daily. Possibly. A fair chance. Current Works for reading: War Between them, Karma Police. PyrosNine: Weirdo Magnet Extraordinaire!