Yarrr! Now you know the truth: I'm actually a pirate who surfs the mighty Internet. (I get seasick, so I have to compromise.) I didn't have any other pictures of me on a disk, and I have no scanner of my own, so I had to go with the pirate pics. No, I don’t always dress like this. And normally I wear glasses.
And this next photo is just to show you that MY cat can kick Meister's cat's butt any day of the week. He's been hit by cars, damaged by my neighbor's rat poison, lost part of an ear to cancer (this photo is prior to that incident), had stitches on his neck from when he decided to pick on a raccoon, and yet he's so darn cute and still alive and kicking. Take that, Kuroneko! My cat Nero (short for "Neurotic") rules!! HE IS THE INDESTRUCTABLE TERMINATOR CAT OF FUZZY DOOM!
