[PyrosNine]

Pyros remained as Asheth, stating that "Pyros" did the damage, while Asheth had done nothing but slightly singe the floor healing Krylo, so therefore Santa couldn't pin nothing on him/her. Raiden was driven off by CelesJessa, and everyone was well, except possibly facing poverty in the near future. Ah well.

Asheth gave some of the NPFer's a ride home in the Mothermobile, and as they drove back (and the drive was much shorter, thanks to the fact the driver had thumbs and legs that reached the pedals) As they sang along to timeless christmas songs ("I dun shot Santa with ma boomstick, he splattered all over the krismas twee, Wen da chillun all cry about the ruined krismas, Plees tellum it wossent me!")

Upon dropping them off, Asheth headed home late to christmas dinner. It was still warm, but only because the dog had eaten some and fell asleep on what was left. But mother was a forgiving soul, and was supportive of Pyros's lifestyle change. When Asheth explained it was only till the lawyer Ninjas forgot, Mother said "That's nice dear." and handed PyrosNine some practical gifts.

"Oh well. At least I bought myself a DS. Well, if it wasn't said by anyone yet,

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND ALL A- GOOD NIGHT!

Asheth looked up to see Santa flying past the moon, chucking toward him a gift. Opening it up, he looked to find several bras and a note "Sorry, it's my line! HO HO HO! oh, and even if you hide behind that name, the rug you burnt was worth $200000000000..."

Asheth's eyes glowed red. "Sonnuva-" Mother threw some fruitcake at her head. "No bad language in my house! Especially on Christmas!"

Asheth shook her head and tightened her bracelets. With a great leap she gracefully rose into the sky after Santa, the bracelets glowing.

"Ho Ho HOLY SHI!"